Goin’ Deep Show 2102: Unicorns, Burps, and How Not to Be a Turd

In this episode, The Kid and Fiona embark on a no-holds-barred exploration of life's most pressing issues: from the perpetual adolescence of frat boys to the mysteries of adult relationships and the etiquette of farting in polite company. Strap in for a ride through the minds of two people who have the unique ability to make you question everything you thought you knew about maturity, love, and whether fish can burp.

Highlights Include:

• The Quest for Eternal Youth: Dive deep into the philosophical musings of never growing up, courtesy of a college coach living the dream. Spoiler alert: it involves questionable life choices.
• Unicorns Among Us: Explore the mythical world of perfect relationships and why we're all secretly waiting for someone to realize we're as rare and magical as unicorns. Expect detours into the nature of baggage and why it's the only constant in the dating world.
• The Farting Conundrum: Engage in a spirited debate on the societal implications of burping and farting. Are these natural bodily functions to be celebrated, or should they be hidden away like a shameful secret? Fiona and The Kid weigh in, and their opinions might surprise you (or not).
• Dating Disasters: Take a walk on the wild side with tales of dating mishaps, including photobombing exes and the pitfalls of trying to find love in a world full of short, tiny pieces of shit.
• What's on Tap: Because no episode would be complete without a discussion of what's fueling the madness. Discover the joys of Truly Fruit Punch Hard Seltzer and why bike rides are better with a buzz.

Final Thoughts:

If you've ever wondered whether you're the only adult who doesn't have their shit together, this episode is for you. Join The Kid and Fiona as they navigate the absurdities of adult life with humor, irreverence, and a touch of wisdom (accidental, of course). Remember, we might all be unicorns in a world full of donkeys, but at the end of the day, it's better to be a whole turd than a tiny piece of shit.

Listen, if you're expecting a traditional podcast experience, you've clearly taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque. "The Going Deep Show" is where logic goes to die and fun comes to thrive. It's a judgment-free zone, unless, of course, you're short and tiny. In that case, you might want to sit this one out.