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Time to sip wine and break out the "Sharkoochie" board as DeLaw and Wes discuss facts vs opinions in life and relationships along with draggin' employers for being them....MESSY! 

Episode Transcript

Wes (00:00):
Your wife might be contributing to the grays.
You know what I mean.
I'm not saying that's me.

DeLaw (00:12):
You know, I'm just glad she's not contributing to the
grays, because if she wascontributing to the grays,
that'd have to be a conversationbetween us, like, look, we're
contributing to these grays, I'mtrying to look young and
fabulous when we go out to theseprobates and these things,
where they're like, why yourhusband look old as shit, right,
and I'm trying to look, I'mwith them to be like, excuse me,

(00:34):
ma'am, is that your son?
No, he's my husband.

Wes (00:41):
Instead of waking up in the morning randomly one day and
say look at my face, look whatyou did to me, Hey everybody.
Welcome back to another episodeof the Fallout podcast, the
According to Wes podcast.
You got me, Wes, and you got,you got.

DeLaw (01:04):
DeLaw the aristocrats, today I am, uh, drinking my wine
.

Wes (01:10):
I had my cheese and salami and pepperoni and so that's the
word you was messing upcharcuterie.
What was you saying?
Now I'm thinking about it.
That was the other word thatyou was messing up doesn't
matter what I was saying.

DeLaw (01:23):
Just you know, the wife ignored me the whole time.
I was like trying to say thewords.
She was just like I'm notlistening to you.

Wes (01:32):
Every time to be funny.
When that comes up, I alwayssay Sharkoochie.
My wife hates it.
That's what it sounds like.
The Sharkoochie board, theSharkoochie Board, the
Sharkoochie Board.
What the what, sir?

DeLaw (01:52):
Yeah, the Sharkoochie Board.
Boo, you suck.

Wes (01:57):
Oh, my Yo, John Cena.

DeLaw (02:01):
Retiring, he retiring.

Wes (02:06):
Yeah, in 2025.
Retiring, he retiring, yeah, in2025 yeah, when I seen that
this morning I was thinking likethat has to be like the second
um WWE figure that has kind ofmade his name for himself in
Hollywood, to a figure that haskind of made his name for
himself in Hollywood To a howcan I put it?

(02:30):
Not popular, but just like to agood extent.
I know Batista is there, but Ithink John Cena shit is above
Batista in acting.

DeLaw (02:39):
I was going to say Hulk Hogan, I didn't even think of
him.

Wes (02:43):
Man.
We don't even think of him, wedon't recognize him.

DeLaw (02:49):
I'm just saying Hulk Hogan was the first one to get a
main thing in the house.

Wes (02:55):
What I'm saying is can he act?
Would you be willing to seemovies with him in it?

DeLaw (03:01):
I saw quite a few with him in it when I was a kid,
because I didn't know what goodacting was.
Okay, I'm talking about as anadult.

Wes (03:08):
You're an aristocrat.
Now You're drinking wine withyour pinky up.
It is a red solo cup, but it iswine in that cup.

DeLaw (03:15):
Hey look man, Look, look, look.

Wes (03:19):
Alright, you gotta let me arist that when you moved it
right there it just blurred outthe cut.

DeLaw (03:26):
Let me arist right into it man.
I got wine glasses, but youknow who the fuck want to wash
them.

Wes (03:32):
I got you.

DeLaw (03:33):
Exactly.
I can just toss this in thetrash, you know.

Wes (03:37):
I got you.

DeLaw (03:41):
You got to work smarter, not harder.

Wes (03:44):
True, true, true, true.
If Hulk Hogan thought aboutthat, he'd be a better actor.
But listen so we ain't talkingabout Hulk Hogan, maybe, uh, uh.
I mean you get Deebo, you getZeus, tiny Lister.
I mean you can kind of give himthat because he gave us a

(04:06):
classic.
Yeah, he didn't give us, he wasin a classic he was in a couple
classics.

DeLaw (04:13):
I mean the hood classic was, you know.
As far as other classics, yougot Fifth Element, you know oh
yeah, he was the.

Wes (04:23):
He was the president since you got Fifth Element, you know.

DeLaw (04:24):
Oh yeah, Was he in Fifth Element?
Yeah, he was.

Wes (04:26):
Oh yeah, he was the.
He was the president.
Remember where he was thepresident?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,that ain't another Okay.

DeLaw (04:33):
I didn't say it was a new classic, I just said a classic
Another classic yeah yeah yeah,yeah.

Wes (04:38):
Yeah, that was a, was it Mila Jovovich?
Jovovich Bruce.

DeLaw (04:43):
Willis.

Wes (04:44):
Chris Tucker.
Yeah, who else was in thatmotherfucker?
It was a lot of people in thatmovie.

DeLaw (04:50):
Yeah, it was quite a bit A lot of people.
I know what other movies theyplayed in, but a lot of them
were in that.

Wes (05:00):
I can't, yeah, I can't think of their names at the
moment, but of course you know Inamed them, the main four.
Yeah, man, john Cena, the Rock,has pretty much solidified
himself as an action guy, youknow what I mean.
He kind of took over ArnoldSchwarzenegger and the junk, not

(05:20):
karate man action guy, butaction guy Like a step above Tom
, if I dare say Tom Cruise.

DeLaw (05:31):
I mean he had to work his way up to be the action guy.

Wes (05:33):
No, I'm not saying that he didn't.
I'm definitely saying from theWWE WWF.

DeLaw (05:38):
There was a couple of films he was in where he had to
play like a role where he wasn'tfighting.
Yeah, he was doing, I mean I, arole where he wasn't fighting.
Yeah, I'm not saying it wasn'taction, but what was that?
One where he was a helicopterpilot, a rescuer, yeah one leg
Couldn't tell you.

Wes (05:57):
I know what you're talking about, or?

DeLaw (05:59):
even when he was in Be Cool and he played the gay
bodyguard.

Wes (06:06):
I actually like that movie yeah.

DeLaw (06:09):
So he worked his way up.

Wes (06:11):
Yeah, yeah, most definitely .

DeLaw (06:13):
To be labeled as an action Action guy Action guy.

Wes (06:18):
Now John Cena.
On the other hand, John Cenahas a lot of diversity.
That's what I was going to say.
I've seen him in some uhcomedic roles and I'm like, okay
, he's timing is pretty damngood as far as uh when it comes
to comedy and shit I saw him inblockers where he had to play a
parent who was trying to keeptheir kids from having sex yes,

(06:39):
and he was a stay-at-home dadfor the most part, I think yo, I
seen it at the movie theater.
I seen that at the movietheater.
Remember the part when he wasin the window and he saw the
other parents having sex and hekind of looked in the eyes of
the guy that was cummin' at thesame time that he was looking at
him and shit, that's so fuckingweird.
That's so fucking weird.
But that movie was funny.

(07:01):
I really don't get those vibesfrom the Rock.
Not that he's not versed, Imean, he only plays one or two
roles.
And the movie he did with KevinHart when he was CIA, yeah
essentially yeah that was one ofthe funniest roles I've seen
the Rock in, and I don't know ifthat's just because of Kevin
Hart.
Like their chemistry made himfunny.

(07:24):
Like their chemistry made himfunny.
Like their chemistry made himfunny.
You know, I can't really recalltoo many movies where I had to
see the Rock be comical likethat.

DeLaw (07:36):
Either way.
He had a tooth fairy, didn'twatch it, it was hockey or the
game playing.
He played a football player.
Tooth fairy, he played a hockeyplayer.
I didn't watch it, it washockey or the game playing.
He played a football player Toofair.

Wes (07:46):
He played a hockey player Didn't play it I mean didn't
watch it, I guess.

DeLaw (07:50):
So he, he, he.
You know how, like you get intocertain industries, you got to
pay your dues by playing certainroles.

Wes (07:58):
I think the Rock was like I do not want to go back to
wrestling because I pretty muchdid all that I can do, and if
want to go back to wrestlingbecause I pretty much did all
that I can do, If I go back it'sjust for the love of the game.

DeLaw (08:07):
I got to make it work in Hollywood.
I think of his last couplemovies he's done yeah, it's been
all action.
In the very beginning of hiscareer he had a lot of Escape
from Witch Mountain.

Wes (08:16):
Remember that.

DeLaw (08:17):
Oh yeah, I remember that movie.
He had a lot of comedy suspensethriller.
He he had a lot of comedysuspense thriller.
He had stuff that wasn't allaction.
Now he's pretty much beenalmost all action.
Oh well, you know he did the TVseries.

Wes (08:37):
What was that one with Denzel Washington's kid Ballers?
I wanted to watch that, but itjust I'm going to go back to it.
I heard that was a good series.

DeLaw (08:46):
I haven't watched any of it it didn't appeal to me too
much, but I did watch an episodeor two, and that's when I kind
of saw Denzel Washington's kidkind of as a good actor.
I was like, okay, maybe you canact now.
Mind you, it was within hisrealm of being an athlete which
kind of gave him that likelittle edge of all right cool.

(09:07):
But he he is.
He has got even gotprogressively better as well as
far as, like, not just wrestlersgoing to acting but as far as
athletes in general going intoacting.
He has gotten better, like eventerry cruz, even when he first
got into it.
He's honed that this is whatI'm going to be in these movies

(09:31):
and they're going to ask me todance with my shirt off.
He's cool with that.

Wes (09:35):
That's fine, I ain't got nothing to say about that, Even
when he was.

DeLaw (09:43):
What was that movie?
He was in Training Day withDenzel and he was.
He played.
He played one of the thugs.
I was like it's not believable.
But I mean, but he didn't, hedidn't have any speakers right
standing there like it was, likeI believed it, but I didn't
believe it I would say like thisI didn't even remember he was

(10:03):
in that fucking movie until hewas like, yeah, I was in the
movie.

Wes (10:07):
I'm like what well he's in the birds right, the pigeons
right?
I didn't even remember until,like, I watched something and I
was like, oh yeah, he'sdefinitely in that fucking movie
, yeah.

DeLaw (10:18):
I think, I think for wrestlers.
I honestly think it's an easiertransition for them to actors
versus, I think the best dynamicand entertaining wrestlers.

Wes (10:34):
it's easy.
The rest of them I don't.

DeLaw (10:40):
I think the rappers and some of the athletes, I think
they have a harder timetransitioning over into it.

Wes (10:48):
They play themselves basically in movies.
There's no range.

DeLaw (10:54):
I'm not saying that John Cena was any better.
I'm not even saying that TripleH was any better, because he
was in one of those movies withthe vampire chick.
He was in Blade.
Was he in Blade?
Yeah, the third one.

Wes (11:07):
But he didn't have any.
There wasn't really no speak,it was just like he was a body
and like oh shit, Triple H,that's what you went to.
Go see that movie for Right.

DeLaw (11:17):
So you got.
Matter of fact, even Stone Coldhad better acting.
Who?

Wes (11:23):
was Stone Cold then.

DeLaw (11:25):
In Cold had better acting than who was Cold Cold man In
the Longest.

Wes (11:26):
Yard with Adam.

DeLaw (11:27):
Sandler.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, rememberGoldberg was in it a couple of
years.
Like it was the weirdest thingwhen he said nigga and he like
Because he was a CO.

Wes (11:40):
Yeah, he was a CO there, yeah.

DeLaw (11:42):
And when he said it and they hit him and they caught him
with the clothesline and he's Ithink he shit himself.
I was like yo and you know,nelly can't rap in my, nelly
can't not rap, nelly can't actin my opinion, but he did even.
Even Michael Irvin did good inthat.

Wes (12:00):
Michael Irvin acted like Michael Irvin.

DeLaw (12:04):
Right, but it was believable.

Wes (12:11):
Shout out to Michael Irvin.

DeLaw (12:13):
Shout out to everybody trying to do it.

Wes (12:15):
True testament that cocaine really don't fuck with the body
like that.

DeLaw (12:24):
That's crazy.

Wes (12:25):
Oh man, did you ever hear, like uh, that story?
I mean, I'm pretty sure youheard about it.
Like they, they had a housecalled the white house, and the
reason why it was called thewhite house is because that's
all they did on their off timewas cocaine and just had girls
up in the train and just likehaving a ball before the games
in the 90s.

DeLaw (12:42):
Sounds like any given Sunday.

Wes (12:46):
Yeah.

DeLaw (12:49):
That was back when LT actually almost act when he
played a football player.

Wes (12:53):
So I guess man, the 90s man , Shout out to the 90s.

DeLaw (13:02):
LT still alive, right?
Yeah, I think so.
Okay, I didn't want to makethat joke and he'd be dead and
I'm like damn, that's fucked upbut he had a good run.

Wes (13:09):
I mean either way yeah think about that.
I mean, I ain't gonna thinkabout that.
I was just uh, I was uh, I wastalking to my wife and shit.
Just not too long ago uh,actually 30 minutes ago and she
was like nah, I came across thisarticle and it said it was
Shannon Sharpe and it says thenecessary evil to Shannon Sharpe

(13:31):
, says he has to do to have abody like this at 56.
And in my head I'm liketestosterone steroids, uncle
Shea, stop it, stop it.
I read the article.
You know how it's like one ofthem fake articles that just
tell you a bunch of collectivestuff.
I didn't even get past to thepoint where he actually said if
he did or didn't.

(13:51):
However, I was like I wastelling my wife I'm like, look,
that's how I'm trying to be.
I said not as big, but I wantall your female friends, whoever
be, like damn your husband,look good with 56.

DeLaw (14:01):
So hey all I'm saying about Uncle Shea is look, I get
he.
You know Uncle Shea is the manyou know and I know he got a lot
of celebrity friends, but hecan't be on the sideline at
Lakers game trying to fight theplayers.
We know you bigger than all theniggas.

Wes (14:20):
Nah man.

DeLaw (14:22):
Remember when he was trying him and John Warren's dad
, oh yeah that was kind of justlike weird to see.

Wes (14:32):
It was weird to see.

DeLaw (14:33):
I remember that because he said what he said, but it was
just kind of like yo say what Isaid we know you bigger than
all the guards and the shootingguards in that league and you're
about the same size as thesenew breed of small forwards.
Why are you trying?
We know you're about 267 pounds.
You ain't got to be trying tobully niggas like that.

(14:54):
Yeah, but I will say thisinterview he's done so far with
Cat Williams I ain't going to belike just looking at it,
whether it was true or not,whether he exaggerated any of it
that was probably the mosttalked about thing I've ever
seen in my life.

Wes (15:11):
I still never seen it in its entirety.
Once the damage is done.
I'm just like I'll just checkthe clip, so I ain't got time to
sit through all this.

DeLaw (15:20):
I saw it in its entirety twice, once while I was at work
and I had nothing to do, and theother one was when I went to go
see my homeboy.
I think the Ravens were playingin the playoffs that day.
No matter what they wereplaying, the Steelers and the

(15:41):
Steelers won, they made theplayoffs, or whatever.
So I was hanging out with himand we were drinking some vodka
that he promotes and the chickwe was staying with was watching
it and I was like yo, I heardit.
So we, but we in there playingphase 10 and watching, uh,
watching that.
So I'm like, oh, I was likedang, that's, that's crazy.

(16:02):
Yeah, yeah, man, yep, I think,did you see it?
Babe?
You watched it.
I think she watched some of it,maybe a little bit, no, not even
like a clip of what, of the CatWilliams uh thing with Shannon
Sharp.
Yeah, I watched the whole thing.
Yeah, sorry, I was on my phone.
Yeah, she watched the wholething.

(16:23):
I was at work and she's workingon something and just listening
to it.
Yeah, she listened to it whileworking and that was good
listening.
I ain't gonna lie.
I feel like people were veryproductive at work while
listening to that, because itwas like, oh shit, why you still
doing your work.
And it's like, oh, you mightstop for a minute to hear what

(16:43):
he said.
Oh damn, you just yeah.
These workplaces need to startincorporating little soft jazz.
Maybe some.

Wes (16:54):
Soft jazz.

DeLaw (16:56):
Maybe a couple little R&B old hits, you know.

Wes (16:59):
Listen, you do that on your own time.
I'm telling you you work withyour headphones on.
I do it all the time, Like youwork with your headphones on.

DeLaw (17:07):
I do it all the time.
Look, my soon-to-be oldsupervisor used to well, not
used to.
He would play like old schoolstuff, like from the 70s, like
he would play like some I's andall that, and you'd be like, all
right, I see you over there.
And then all of a sudden feltmore productive, like I was like

(17:27):
doing some work.
I was like, okay, doing work.
I felt like I was getting shitdone.
I was like man, why don't we dothis all the time?

Wes (17:34):
yo, it's some.
It's some truth to that, thoughlike certain music for certain
people like I make this jokewith my wife all the time like,
uh, like women, and when they goshopping and uh, house music,
if that motherfucker pumping inthat fucking store, oh they
buying everything because itjust goes to the beat like that.
What is it like?
120 BPM?
you grab and sit off the rackand shit.

(17:55):
You know doing this shit like,okay, I'm gonna get this, put it
in the cart, like if thatfucking house music going, I'm
like, hey, she's spending a ragof money on that motherfucker
that's what she doing.

DeLaw (18:05):
When I used to work at Express for the six to three to
five times I actually workedthere in the course of two and a
half years.
That's what they played.

Wes (18:17):
House music.
It get motherfuckers buyingshit for some reason.
For some reason.
They know what they're doingbut ever 21, like whenever I was
like fake with a you know, ohyeah, let's go in here and shop
type shit with a girl or I'mwatching her shopping shit.

DeLaw (18:34):
That's all that was playing house music because they
wouldn't put me out on thefloor.
So they told me say you're notgonna put you on the floor,
we'll just have you taggingstuff and putting sensorsors on
stuff.
I was like, oh alright, cool,that's fine, I didn't want to be
on the floor anyway.
So then it was like, yeah, wedidn't put you out there just
because when people are outthere, we need them to look a

(18:55):
certain way to encourage peopleto I will fuck that whole store
up for somebody saying that tome.

Wes (19:01):
I know it to be true, but don't fucking just end my face
ugly.

DeLaw (19:05):
No, no, you want me to work for you, for the wages and
then low-key call me ugly.
No, hey, they can low-key, butI told you the story about how
we were back there and the dudeswere telling me how to steal
clothes from out of there.

Wes (19:22):
No, I don't remember this.

DeLaw (19:25):
Oh, I didn't tell you.

Wes (19:26):
Oh, my Lord, you know, they in bankruptcy because of
probably because of y'allstealing clothes.

DeLaw (19:30):
Well, I was at the Annapolis store.
Annapolis store was one of thehighest grossing stores.

Wes (19:35):
They still in bankruptcy?
Oh yeah, of course they are.
They shit not on the stockmarket, no more, and some more
shit.

DeLaw (19:50):
Yeah, more and some more shit, yeah, so, oh yeah, I
remember when I used to havethem as a stock man, I was like
why are they so low?
It's holiday time, trying tosell, and they, they couldn't do
nothing, man.
But now, because my first daythere, it was like they didn't
want people to be on the floor,they had me back there tagging
it so for the censor.
So I was back there talking tothe dudes and I was like I can't
wait to get out of here so Ican get me a drink.
Oh, you drink too.
Yeah, man, I'll be coming inthis.
Drink lit, man.
I got some in my bag.
If you want some, I'm like.

Wes (20:08):
Oh my gosh.

DeLaw (20:09):
So then they're like yeah , you know, sometimes you know
how I, you know, blah, blah,blah, I'll steal some shit,
whatever.
And they were telling me how todo it.
So one of the managers, I guess, of one of the things, comes
around.
She's like she says to one ofthe other managers because one
of the other managers was mygirlfriend she was like why does

(20:32):
he never?

Wes (20:32):
talk to you.
I remember this story.
I remember this story.
I remember this story.

DeLaw (20:37):
I was like you know, and like that's your girl, oh, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
And like you didn't tell us youyou was the boss, like we
telling you all this stuff, Isaid, man, look, I'm about to be
here for three days tops, likeI ain't tripping on that like,
so I'm trying to save it so thatthey still talking to me, so I

(20:58):
can have people to hang out withoutside of, like just me and
her, and then ain't even rockingwith me.
They like man.

Wes (21:06):
Nigga you on NARC at that point yeah.

DeLaw (21:10):
I was like how, mind you, the dude still ends up getting
hemmed up.
I never got around even tellinghim.
So by the time I said, yeah,we're having a homeboy.
Oh yeah, we call him.
Still.
I said, oh yeah, he told me howto do it too.
Why didn't you say thatbeforehand?
I said I don't work there.

(21:31):
I was working there for theholidays.
Because you asked what the fuckyou mean.

Wes (21:34):
That is a very peculiar situation to be in Like jeez
louise.

DeLaw (21:42):
Then they told me I was pretty enough to be out there on
the floor.

Wes (21:47):
I mean shit, you didn't tell me that part where you
originally told me the goddamnstory.
You just said that you told methe other part of that story.

DeLaw (21:55):
I mean they didn't tell me that, they just eventually
put me on the floor.

Wes (21:59):
That was a way of saying it .
Like we want this place to looka certain way when people come
in here to shop it, like we wantthis place to look a certain
way when people come in here toshop.
That's just like saying that'sjust like.
That's almost as worse assaying like yo, we want white
people to come in, we need theblack people in the back hey
look, that's what gaithersburgthat that tutor center in
gaithersburg said to me, waspretty much oh how how we now.

DeLaw (22:18):
We never talked about that I mean they didn't have to
say it when she looked at me,because my resume, especially
when it comes to the educationfield, is top-notch.
It's a resume that people whohave worked 30 years strive to
have when it comes to theeducation field.

(22:40):
When that lady got on thatthing and she saw that I was a
black man man, the look on herface was like they know me.
I mean, like she was in likecomplete shock because, you see,
you see my first name, and myfirst name isn't necessarily
with black people.

(23:00):
I don't even I don't even knowone other person with my name
who is black and he played forthe Raiders and that was for
like two seasons with the lastname, graham.

Wes (23:15):
I don't even know that person.

DeLaw (23:18):
But everybody else that has that name is white.
So probably when she looked Iwas like oh yeah, nah, this
person, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,they'll be perfect, perfect,
because you have a generic asslast name too oh yeah, you look.
you look at me like.
She's like oh, oh god, oh, whenshe got herself to guess, how
are you doing today?
I'm so sorry that I'm a littlelate today and I'm like.

(23:40):
I just I was like oh, oh Lord,but she had the shot she's like.
So the next phase will be this,this and this, and I'm going to
just get my findings over towhatever I'm like, you know, in
my head, I want to believe thatsomeone just out-interviewed me.
You know what I mean.
Like someone just, really justout-interviewed me, because I

(24:01):
mean, clearly, I still don'tknow the purpose of what
interviews do, except for thefact that weed out who's lying
about their resume.

Wes (24:09):
But the thing is my wife's been in management like you can.
The resume and the interviewcan go well and they still be a
shitty person.
It just has to be some otherway than interviews like that to
actually get a good employee,because it just it's like it's
still 50-50, no matter what, youcan have everybody good on

(24:30):
paper and even personality-wise,but your company is some shit
and the people that's coming inis like you know what?
I'm not dealing with this shit.
I can go somewhere else and bestraight, right.
So interviews are weird yeah.

DeLaw (24:46):
How are your french fries ?
Good, I'm actually in fish stew, or something like that.
Oh, okay, french fries, what?
I'm actually in fish stew, orsomething like that.
Okay, did you cook all thefrench fries?
No, it's all in the pan andthen it's all in the pot.
Okay, I'm telling you, man, youknow, the first time I've ever
heard anyone say to me that Iwas their first pick to hire was

(25:08):
the farm of the hill.
And I'm wait, I'm your firstpick.
They was like yeah, yeah, likeyou really impressed us the
first time.
I'm like I had half a brain toask is it because I'm already
with the state or because Yojust take it and run with it,
man.
Yo, that is a boss story.

Wes (25:24):
I was their first pick.
Niggas know what I'm about.
You know what I'm about I, I, I, you know what I mean?
Like, do all that shit.

DeLaw (25:29):
What you're saying is I should be like was AI was the
number one pitcher, so I shouldbe like AI.
I know what y'all get.
What's up.

Wes (25:40):
Yo, you just walking in the bar playing that Rich Homey
Kwan uh.

DeLaw (25:47):
Oh, I've already told my supervisor.
I said I'm walking out playingmy tribal chiefs on the room
range entrance.
When you see me walking outwith the one finger up like this
Hold up.

Wes (25:57):
So Monday you start Monday.

DeLaw (25:59):
I start Wednesday.
My last day is Tuesday.
So everyone, including the wife, is trying to encourage me to
take some days off before goingto the new job.
They're like, you know, I wouldtake a day to kind of
decompress and say, well, Idon't see the point of it.
I'm not going from, you know,state to federal or state to

(26:23):
local or state to private, I'mgoing state to state.
So if I was going to lose timethen I would take it.
If that means like there'll beno reason for me to save time
that I know I'm going to loseand not be paid out for, I might
as well just use it.
But in this case, because I'mgoing from state to state and I

(26:46):
get to keep all my stuff, it'sit's literally just like if, uh,
my boss told me all right,you're going to meet me at this
particular location, goingforward In my head, that's how
it is to me that instead of mereporting to our central
location, I'm now going toanother central location.

(27:08):
That's kind of how I see it.
I just you know Now, if it wasthe fans that called me, I'd
have took my seven personal daysthat they can't ask me shit for
, and I would have taken thatfrom Friday, so not the week
that just passed, but Friday ofthe prior week.
I would have taken those fivedays plus this Monday, and now

(27:30):
it came in on Tuesday, did myexit interview and rolled out.
That's what I would have did.

Wes (27:36):
Yeah, I mean, both are good points.
Like yo, like what's the point?
And yeah, I get it, I would.
Um, yeah, it also depends onthat fucking workload Like yo,
like did they Did I Never mind.
Workload like yo like the daydid I never mind.
I ain't gonna say that.
See you work to the very endand I already told you like
sometimes, when that two weeksis in, I already fucking check

(27:56):
the fuck out.
I ain't doing a lot of uh and Iain't doing a lot of fuck shit
yeah, you know what you know.

DeLaw (28:02):
Someone asked me you remember we we did a podcast on
about uh quiet quittingsomething, yeah, yeah and they
were asked.
They was like so, d-law, didyou quietly quit?
I said no.
I made my very verbal.

Wes (28:16):
Very verbal and loud.
Their horns was everywhere.

DeLaw (28:22):
Look people who I don't even, I didn't even know, like
that was.
Like I heard you leaving, ourchief of staff was like oh, I
heard you're changing sides onus.
I was like, oh, I heard you,you're, uh, you're changing
sides on us.
I can't believe it.
And I looked at her.
I said we got some more moneyfor you.
I'm more than welcome to, morethan happy to stay.
And she just looks at me likeno no go ahead and, uh, go ahead

(28:45):
.
And you know, move on, it'llprobably be a good experience,
but you know be a goodexperience.
But you know, bitch, youbetraying us.
I was like really Tiva's that,like it's the weird help me,
help you not to feel betrayedlike it was so many people,
because, you know, when we movedto our new building,
everybody's like, oh man, fuckthis shit, I'm trying to get out

(29:08):
of here and I'm like, oh, I'malready out.
I was out there.
Oh, I'm already out.
I'm like, wait, what you out?
I said yeah.

Wes (29:13):
I'm out.
I was out that first day.
I did fucking 15 hours.

DeLaw (29:18):
Exactly, I did 15 hours my first day.
I was already out, I wasalready out, y'all just didn't
know.
Oh man, I was out andeveryone's like I'm trying to
get out, trying.
They're like oh you look.
Well, look, if they gotanything.

Wes (29:38):
Let me know, all right people, when people talk like
that was like yo, so you justhaven't been job searching.
You was just like like sittingin your own you know, wallowing
in your own self-pity and shit,like I need a better job, and
not actually doing anything totry to get a better job.

DeLaw (29:52):
Well, I think what everybody's doing and I'm guilty
of this too and I encourage mywife to be guilty of this, but
she went about it the right wayTake your time and job search.
I mean, if you got a job and itpays the bills, there's no rush

(30:12):
to just find anything to getout.
You know what I mean and youcan be select, especially if you
know that your job's not injeopardy.
It's one thing.
If your job's in jeopardy, likemine was.
When I came from the stockpileover, I had 16 months to find a
job, and 16 months in this job,in this whole job thing, ain't a

(30:33):
lot of time.
But now, being with the state,I have time to be like all right
, well, in six months, for thisnext six months, I'm not going
to job search, I'm not going todo nothing, I'm going to just
work this job and as I getcloser and closer to a year,
then I will look and see whatelse is out there so I can

(30:55):
invest, you know, advance mymoney, you know.
So that's the benefit you haveeither being at County, like my
wife was at one point, or beingin the state, or the feds, like
you have that option to kind ofknow that you're going to be
securing your job and if yourjob isn't going to be there,
they'll move you.
Unless they really just don'tlike you, they'll move you.

(31:15):
They'll move you somewhere.
So we're going to find you aposition that says such or
whatever.
However they do it.
So you get.
You have certain luxuries to becalm to find a job.
But when you reallyuries to becalm to find jobs, but when you
really want to be out, then youreally start job searching.

(31:38):
And that's what my wife reallywanted to be out.
So she job searched hard asshit.
She had more interviews than mein the span of two weeks than I
had in a span of like fiveyears.
Sheesh, like she was getting.
Like I had in the last fiveyears.

(31:58):
I had three interviews.
When she came over to the stateshe had interviewed for like 10
jobs and Adam gave her an offer.
I'm like how the hell she'slike you know, hey, man, when

(32:18):
you like that, you like that andI'll be mad at it.
Like when you like that, hey,and I'm like I need to find out
what her method is.
So I can be like that too,because you know I'm like you
got eight.
You tell me you can't evenwrite.
You're like I wrote my resumebut I suck at it.
But you got eight interviews,ten interviews.

Wes (32:40):
Hey, yoshi, she her listen.
She's just probably qualifiedas fuck.

DeLaw (32:44):
That's how that shit works and then turn around, get
eight offers and she's like, ahtoo low, too low.
Ah too low, too low.
Maybe here we go.

Wes (32:56):
That's a good fucking problem to have, man.

DeLaw (32:58):
A great problem.
I want that problem.
Shit.
I gotta look at the one offer Igot, like God damn, this is
what they giving me.

Wes (33:05):
I ain't got nothing else Shit.
Good fucking problem to have.

DeLaw (33:11):
Oh, wow.

Wes (33:15):
Fucking hilarious.
Yo question for you.

DeLaw (33:21):
I don't know if I want to answer, but all right.

Wes (33:24):
You kind of you kind of you kind of you can be silent, but
I don't think you will, sinceyou you will, since you know
you're an aristocrat shitdrinking your wine.
So yep, I just finished thisbottle so who do you have
disagreements more with, when itcomes to opinions versus facts,

(33:48):
friends, your wife, when itcomes to opinions versus facts.
Who do I have more of Friends,your wife or random coworkers?

DeLaw (33:59):
And be honest, and be honest.
Listen that person behind you,and I only say that because me
and my wife have lived twodifferent lives.
Okay so our opinions aboutthings are based on our

(34:21):
environment, and our facts aboutthings are things that we have
to actually encounter, so weknow the actual information
behind it but that could be saidabout any two people, right.
Yeah, any two people.
But I have and I'm not sayingthat me and my wife have these
outlandish disagreements whereit's like you sleep on the sofa,

(34:41):
you bum-ass nigga.
No, it's just more like I'll aska question.
She'll tell me her thing, I'lltell her my opinion.
She'll be like, well, this iswhat I know for a fact, that
this is, this is this.
I said, well, I never heardthat.
Well, guess what it is, nigga.
And it's like, all right, well,shit.
Or she'll ask me a question.
I'll be like, well, no, that'snot how this goes, because I
know from the process of this isthat, well, how do you know

(35:03):
this?
Because that it I have moredisagreements with her about
things than I have with anybodyelse, but that's also because I
talk to her the most.

Wes (35:11):
So okay, definitely understand that one.
I talk to my wife the most tooand we do have our disagreements
as far as like facts, overopinions and shit.
But I mainly have minds with myfriends because we all come
from, come from different I mean, I come from a different
background and wife and friendsand shit like that.

(35:33):
But to give you an example,like one of the things that me
and my wife disagree about asfar as like, what's the fact or
is it just my opinion?
There's a little stuff from mychildhood like we grew up.
We didn't grow up together, butwe grew up uh, same, you know,
the same decade, same timeline,black family, this, this and
that, black friends, blah, blah,blah.

(35:54):
So there's just certain thingscollectively as the black
culture.
During that time, you kind ofyou know, you kind of know you
guys have the similarexperiences.
So one day we're talking uh,you know how, like you, you know
how, like when you was a kid,you were like oh, you farted,

(36:15):
you got the fart touch Shields.
She thought it was Chills.
See, don't fuck with me, it'snot, it's not Chills.

DeLaw (36:24):
She thought it was.

Wes (36:25):
Shields no, don't do this, don't.
So we had a whole fucking.

DeLaw (36:28):
I was like no, you said.
She said Chills right With aC-H, this don't so we had a
whole fucking.

Wes (36:32):
I was like you said.
She said chills, right, with ach, I thought it was shields.
With an sh, it is chills.
Okay, I thought it was chills.
So in my head I'm like, becausewhen you look like that I was
like, don't be one of them thatshe thought it was chills like
what the hell you're going to?
chills a fart so, so, so, right,so, right, right, right, right,
right, right.
So we go through this wholething.
She was like that don't evensound right.
I was like no, it's a fact,think about it.
I am shielding myself from thefart touch.

(36:54):
I mean, I say I'm about to fuckit up shields.
So we go through this wholething, talking back and forth
this, you know not arguing, butyou know going back and forth
very animated and shit like that.
We had to get alexa and googleinvolved.
They couldn't handle it, so weactually get on our phone.

DeLaw (37:11):
You sound like you got attorneys.

Wes (37:15):
Listen, in this house, that's who we defer to,
sometimes the next one of themmotherfuckers.
So I get on my phone orwhatever, and I show her.
She was like I've been living alife of a lie and I was like
you've been saying the wrongshit.

DeLaw (37:30):
Me and my wife had those discussions about lingo and what
it means, and I'll be like, ohyeah, this is what it meant when
I was coming up.
And she's like oh well, no,this is what it meant when I was
coming up.
And I'm like how, so we do that?

Wes (37:48):
Yeah, so those are some of the things that we and I don't
know if you can really considerthat like facts versus opinion,
but it's like I could see how,like, uh, like shared
experiences, and y'all boththink it's fact, but at that
point is your opinion.
You know that it will do.
You got your back wrong becauseit's your opinion that it was
chills because you don't evenknow what you were saying, you

(38:10):
was just saying it, but I knewit was chills because when you,
cognitively, you know, thinkabout it, you're shielding
yourself from the part suchwhatever you know yeah, I will
say because I know with theyoung kids when we talk about
lingo.

DeLaw (38:28):
So I don't get in discussion with about it because
I know they're gonna have theirown language, just like my
parents didn't get discussingwith me about the lingo we had.
But the one thing I can't getpast is the drip.

Wes (38:39):
Oh I get that, so it's kind of like um so well I understand
what it is, yeah yeah, you knowwhere derived from back in the
day when you had to drip, youwere learning.

DeLaw (38:52):
You know I'm saying you so.
When they be like oh yeah, Igot the drip.
When it's like oh, my god, Igotta, I gotta think like I
forgot about that.
You got the drip like you'relike eight years old.
How the hell you got the drip?
Who you fucking like it's likeyeah so I, you know, I get.

Wes (39:10):
Yeah, I get what you're saying.
I get what you're saying.
Yeah, the lingo shit that'sgoing to be forever changing in
our culture.
Sometimes the shit come back.

DeLaw (39:22):
When we used to say, oh yeah, my face is beat.
When we used to say somethingwas beat, it wasn't a dick.

Wes (39:29):
Exactly, exactly.
I understand their term becausethat's it wasn't a game Exactly
, but I understand their.
But see, the thing is, Iunderstand their term because
that's what it's supposed, thatterm for, that is what it's
supposed to be, because you knowyou go to wherever to go get
your face beat and put makeupand shit like that, like I get
that Beat still means.
It means both.

DeLaw (39:47):
It still means both, but it still means like when someone
beats you up in my head it'sone of the things that has
always had a negative thing tome, where someone's like when
they start saying, oh, my faceis beat, and I'm looking, I'm
like I don't see no bruises,like fuck, you mean this beat.
You know what I'm saying.
Like I guess you know that'sjust me.

Wes (40:07):
You know, in my own world as I, me, you know, in my own,
my own, uh, my own world, as Iput it, yeah and no, I
definitely get that.
But, yeah, man, like that wasjust like one of the things
where it's like yo, one one islike I said, I can't really say
one is uh like her opinion, thatthat's what it was, because she
thought that shit was to betrue like fact.

(40:28):
She was just saying what alleverybody else was saying, the
shit.
I'm like, nah, it's the otherway around.
But as far as like, who I arguewith most about, uh, like facts
and opinions, is definitely uh,my friends or whatever, because
they all how could I put it?
They all are, uh, veryopinionated and sometimes they

(40:50):
let that, uh, that beingopinionated actually cloud what
holds to be true, because in thethere is a how could I put it?
In their life and in theirenvironment, from their
background, some of the thingsthat we talk about, it actually
was fact, and it's weird becauseit's kind of like, yeah, that
could be fact for your life inthis particular situation, but

(41:12):
here's the other half of thisstory, or here's the other half
of this scenario that you don'tknow about and that's why it's
your opinion.
Like one time we were, um, Ithink I was talking to my, uh,
my homegirl about something.
I cannot remember.
Um, not, I think I was talkingabout something.
But like, when it comes tomatters of like, let's just uh,

(41:33):
let's just say like the uhdating or the opposite uh, sex,
or you know, just uh,interacting with them and shit
like that.
Let's use the common scenarioof, oh, women saying they do
this or this, this and thatbecause that's what guys like
and it was like certain things.
This is why women do that,because that's what guys like
and it was like certain things.
This is why women do certainthings because that's what guys

(41:53):
like.
And I would say to her, becauseshe's still out there dating and
shit, I'm like no, guysactually don't like that.
Guys don't give a fuck aboutthat, they kind of tolerate it
because they want you around andI don't know how to handle
certain things.
So it was kind of like yo, youtell you, tell your girl that
you're trying to get to know andstuff like that.
Like I don't really give a fuckabout that.
Now you're telling her like yo,you wasted your time and I

(42:15):
don't know how much time youcould spend doing this, but no
guy gives a fuck about that.
You're not gonna.
You know, we're not gonna saythat willy-nilly.
So I was saying that to her.
She was like well, you justdon't know, not all guys feel
that way and in my head I'm likeI can guarantee you they do.
They just don't, they're notgoing to say it, just like I
have not said it.
But I'm saying it to youbecause you're my homegirl.

(42:36):
I don't give a fuck about whatyou think what I'm about to say.
Hopefully you'll still be myfriend because we ain't, you
know.
So it's like stuff like that Iget into like uh, fact versus
opinion.
When it comes to like myhomeboy, we're like we're
religion and and and what'ssupposed to be what in society,
and this, this and that, and youknow, and it's always coming.

(42:57):
You know, like you said, italways comes from like uh,
mainly with me and him is moreor less like what our
experiences have been right so,and we have different
experiences and and stuff likethat.
But when it comes to certainthings, it's was just kind of
like yo, I've dealt with thisbefore and this is how I handled
it.
This is how I probably shouldhave handled it.

(43:17):
Um, I can guarantee you, youknow, most situations is going
to turn out this way because ofthis, this and this.
Oh yeah, man, as far as, likemy wife, I don't really we don't
really get into too many.
Into too many.
Now, we do, but it's about dumbshit, like I said, the far side

(43:38):
shit.
We don't really get into toomany major facts versus opinion
shit.
Like even when we talk aboutlike, just like stuff we see
with couples or marriage andstuff like that.
Like she has her opinion, Ihave my opinion.
We can kind of agree on factsbecause we can see both ways,
right, and it is also one ofthose things where it's like,

(43:59):
unfortunately we're like men andwomen, since our brains are
wired different ways, we'regoing to have different facts
about the same thing Becausethey perceive it one way, we
perceive it another.
It is a fact for us and I cansee why it's a fact for them,
right, and situations like thatI'm just like yo, can we meet in
the middle?
Most people like, nah, I ain'tmeeting in the middle, my shit

(44:21):
is a fact wrong I'm just curiousto think who does mrs smith?

DeLaw (44:29):
I think she gets disputes with a lot.

Wes (44:35):
It's you.
You drink wine.

DeLaw (44:39):
Is that me?
Yeah, half the time you don'teven answer the question.
Very much so that's the partthat pisses me off the sarcasm.
Anything specific?

(45:03):
No.

Wes (45:06):
You should say cut this shit out, motherfucker.
Yeah, the disagreement.
I think the disagreement isalways fine, Like whenever I
talk to whoever I always leave,I try to leave with just like a
different understanding, Likeall right, I can see how you can
get to that, and that's justand I'm cool.
Here's the thing.

(45:27):
I'm cool with the disagreementif I can, if we can at least get
to the point where it's justlike all right, I'm not trying
to change your mind, you knowwhat I mean.
All that's pretty good.

DeLaw (45:43):
Yeah.

Wes (45:46):
The one thing I've been seeing or I might have seen it
in passing is what I don't agreewith Is like when that stuff
happens, like fact versusopinion and shit how did it
still be and we talked about itbefore Men being sassy there's
still the underlying notion oflike yo, let the woman have it,

(46:07):
Let her have that situation, andI'm just like come on.

DeLaw (46:11):
I was even.
It was funny because Ire-listened to that podcast and
then literally a meme showed upof a woman saying she doesn't
like a sassy guy, but she wantsa guy that will argue with her
or whatever, stand his ground,but she wants him to let her win

(46:33):
the argument.
And he was like huh, he's likeyeah, sassy is when you won't
let me win, like I know you'reright, but no, let me win that
argument.
So I'm like so wait.

Wes (46:44):
I'm sassy.
Jordy, I'm an adult.

DeLaw (46:47):
I'm sassy because you're wrong, like come on, let's be
real.

Wes (46:51):
Yeah, I'm sassy because you're wrong.
Like, come on, let's be real.
Yeah, that type of shit I'mjust like come on, now, it's not
even I.
Yeah, I don't get that.
Like yo, let me win, let me win.

DeLaw (47:08):
I've come to the conclusion.
I'm glad I'm not in a datinggame.

Wes (47:13):
Because, if it's put it this way, there's some people
that are married to people likethat.
Just be happy that you justdon't you away from it.

DeLaw (47:20):
In general, yeah, I'm like if you're going to argue
with me and you're going to comewith all feelings and opinions
and I start pointing out factsand then putting out all this
other stuff, don't get mad.
Oh well, now you're being sassy.
So I'm being sassy, like atthis point, why you arguing with
me?
There you're arguing, you'rearguing with me about about what

(47:40):
something that bothers you Irespond to.
I give you a solid defense.
Now I'm being sassy because nowyou damn, I lost that argument.
Now you're being sassy.
You supposed to let me win?
No, I'm not supposed toanything if you, if you can't.
You can't start an argumentbased on of feelings and opinion

(48:01):
and then lose and then get madbecause you lost because they
know they lost like it's.

Wes (48:07):
It's really hard to because about it, most people can't
stay wound up in their feelingswhen it comes to like the
opinions or something that theydon't like hearing.
So, as you're arguing, theyslowly but surely, sometimes
they they come to their senses.
So when the fifth or sixth timethat you're hammering the facts

(48:27):
, the hard proven facts, that'swhen they throw the nuclear bomb
of well, I don't want to talkabout it, no more, or whatever,
man, we just have to agree todisagree I'm like what are we
disagreeing about, motherfucker?

DeLaw (48:42):
So I come to the conclusion that once you start
arguing with your woman, or awoman or someone who's your
potential woman, someone whoidentifies as a woman, you know
it doesn't matter.

Wes (48:57):
Yeah.

DeLaw (48:58):
Yeah, you could say one portion of it.
They won't even hear the restof it.
But what they heard, they nowrationalize it in their head.
They now come up with adifferent narrative of well, you
know what, your cooking wasfine, but it could use a little
bit of salt.
So you say my food nasty, what?

(49:18):
No, that's not what I said.
It's salty, it's not nasty.
It was good, it was good, itwas good, it had a great flavor.
It just needed a pinch of someMSG.
Oh my gosh, my shit tastesnasty, like why the fuck did I
even?
It's like wait what, how did?
Or you say something just todefend yourself.

(49:43):
So what?
Oh?
So what you're saying is I'lljust be nagging you or you?
No, I said.
All I said was I'll take thetrash out in a minute.
I had to take my book bag offAll of a sudden.
Now you're-.

Wes (49:56):
You're saying you're talking about grievances and not
fact and opinion.

DeLaw (50:02):
I'm just saying, like those are the arguments that you
end up getting into in this andwhen you back yourself on it.

Wes (50:08):
Oh, I see what you're saying when you back yourself up
with the facts.
Like I came in the house, I wasin the process of taking off my
book bag and you came to me andsaid this, this and this.
I just wanted to take my bookbag off and I was going to get
the trash but you came at melike I, like I, you know,
whatever, whatever I got youmind taking the trash.

DeLaw (50:29):
Oh yeah, okay, give me a minute.
You see me walking to take mybook bag off and take off my you
know whatever.
All of a sudden I was.
Oh, you know, I'll just domyself what?
Yeah, well, you, you just toldme you weren't gonna do it.
It I said give me a minute, Igot a book, I ain't gonna lie.

Wes (50:45):
I love those I do it myself moments because either uh, they
do it all messed up, they do itangrily and they don't do it
like I do it.
So you wasted your time andyou're in and now they mad at
you because they felt like theyhad to prove a point and could
not even prove the point.
What'd you want me to do?

DeLaw (51:05):
All you have to do is just wait a minute.
You saw I was thinking of abook.

Wes (51:11):
What do?

DeLaw (51:11):
you want me to do.
That's one of my issues thatI've always had.
It's like I can ask you to dosomething for me and you won't
do it right then and there.
But I'll be like, oh, I thoughtyou were gonna do this.
Oh yeah, my bad, I got.
I got tied up watching thisshow, I got.
But you asked me to dosomething.
You want it done, right thenand there.

(51:33):
But if I, if I said, okay, cool, let me go use the bathroom,
we'll kick.
All of a sudden it's like, wow,you could.
You could have just waited.
Well, could I do?
You know how long I've beenholding this always listen.

Wes (51:45):
I, I, I hear my homeboy go through it with his wife.
I hear other homies go throughit with their significant others
.
It's always the same thing.
I'm going to be honest, Iactually don't have that.
I don't have that particularproblem.
I have it.

DeLaw (52:01):
I'm not letting it bother me, all right.

Wes (52:05):
Because usually when I say I'm going letting it bother me,
I'm all right, because usuallywhen I say, usually, when I say
I'm going to do something, it'snot that it's done right away,
it's just more or less like andthis is like the gift and the
curse when it comes to me.
I don't like having a lot ofstuff to do, so I'll probably,
depending on, like that I runthrough the hierarchy of how
much time it's going to take.
If how much time it's going totake, if it's going to take two
minutes, I'll probably do thatbefore you know, I'll probably

(52:25):
stop what I'm doing right nowand then do it.
And that's not because I'm like, oh, I don't want to hear her
mouth.
I never hear her mouth.
I mean, you know, when it comesto that type of shit cause I'm
always whatever, whatever, butuh, to do, it's just one of
those things she just you know,she understands, like it is what

(52:46):
it is.
It ain't never really nothingthat's going to really fuck her
shit up, I guess.
But the trash really shouldn'tfuck your shit up either.
You know what I mean.
It's like it's full.

DeLaw (52:54):
Yeah, I got it, I got, you, I got you.
I've started coming to thehouse.
Is it something of dire need?
Can I use the bathroom?
Can I do this yo?

Wes (53:05):
you being a smart.

DeLaw (53:06):
That's what she meant by that sarcasm man when, when
something, when something comesup and you and I'm all right,
cool, I'm gonna do it in asecond, let me use the bathroom
it becomes, oh my gosh, you know, I'll just do it myself.
So then I gotta ask is itsomething that's dire?
Because it's like it's justsomething that needs to be done

(53:27):
right now, that I need to dropwhat I'm doing, not do what I'm
like, even if I would, let's say, I pulled up, I'm turning my
laptop on so that I can do sometutoring.
Um, okay, dude, can you do youmind getting the groceries out
the car?
Okay, cool, is it somethingthat needs to be done?
I only said it in thewintertime, not in the

(53:48):
summertime.

Wes (53:51):
Because whatever's in there is melted or it's spoiled or
whatever.

DeLaw (53:57):
Can you hold on until I tell this kid work on this page
and not go out and do it?
You know what?
Don't even worry about it.
I'm asking because you see, I'min the middle of something that
is supporting the house.
You know what I'm saying?
It's not like I'm just overhere playing 2K.
I could always set up AO, I'llbe right back.

Wes (54:18):
I ain't going to dare say that, blanton.

DeLaw (54:20):
K yeah.

Wes (54:24):
I get it.

DeLaw (54:25):
I get it.
It.
I'll be right back, you know,and each time I come in the
house I just walk up to thecontroller, move it a little bit
, go back out to the next load.

Wes (54:35):
You know what I mean so so, to wrap this up right, do you
think that facts belong in amarriage in order for it to be
prosperous and both people happy?
For men, not for women so factsdon't matter to them?

(55:01):
No, so it's all feelings, nofacts all feelings, no facts.
All feelings and opinions.

DeLaw (55:14):
Are these famous last words for DeLaw?
You asked a question.
That's how I feel.
It's all feelings and opinions.
Think about how they started.
I feel, I feel.
I feel it's never.
This is what I've observed.

Wes (55:33):
Yeah, yo, yo yo.
Whoever come to you with itlike this is what I observed.
Just know you already fucked up.

DeLaw (55:40):
But I can respect that.
Yeah, I can respect that too.
I can respect it.
But if you tell me well youknow, I'm the only one that
emptied the dishwasher and notemptied the dishwasher the last
six times what you mean, where'syour facts?
At you mad, because you emptiedit out this time of the last
six times that I've done it.
So what part of your memory didyou blank out?

Wes (56:07):
I ain't lying, I think I'm about to agree with you, man,
just go get his boobage from him.
Fox, do matters to us.
Because it's kind of like yo,at least hit me with the shit
that I'm supposed to be hit with, like some imaginary phantom
stuff.
It's like, come on now thereason why I know I did it
because I cut my finger on thedamn thing right here because
it's broke.
I got the scratch, I got theyou know the cut to prove it.

DeLaw (56:26):
Then it's like oh well, when was the last time you did
something?
Oh, I did it on this day.
Well, how do you know Because Iwrote it on our board that we
write it on what's been done, sowe don't keep asking each other
dumb ass questions what youmean.
Yeah, I mean because, honestly,that's what it is.
We got this thing where, if thedishes in the dishwasher clean,

(56:47):
if you look to the left on therefrigerator, it says, if the
stuff in there is clean, whatday it was.
I even went as far as puttingdishwasher empty on that day, so
that, even though it said clean, if it's emptied on that day
now it's empty on that day.
So now you know.

Wes (57:08):
Man, y'all chore-wheeling it up over there, we ain't doing
that.

DeLaw (57:15):
Let me get closer to my.
It was the easiest way I couldfigure out how to get
accountability out of her.
Oh man, Anything crazy to getaccountability out of her.
Oh, you know anything crazy,Because when it's written down
there ain't no denying it.
Well, who did it last?

Wes (57:36):
The crazy thing is when you got like, when you got Jesus,
god and Mary level proof.
That's the only time where it'sjust like you know what you're
right.

DeLaw (57:50):
I'm like that's the only time.
That is the only time, butthat's how you gotta do it.
You gotta look if there's anydoubt.
Women are really good at makingyou think like well damn.

Wes (58:01):
Like you fucked up, this nigga ass-laying shit.
Like you fucked up.
It was you fucked up, thisnigga ass laying shit.
Like you fucked up.
I was like hold up, and it'dalready be night night time.

DeLaw (58:08):
You in the bed thinking like shit, she got me Y'all
sleep already, like, even withchanging the cat litter, because
it would always be the thing.
Well, I cleaned it last.
You know what?
On this day, d-law cleaned thecat litter.
Well, who cleaned it last?
Did you look?
Oh, okay, so then you know.

(58:29):
Now let's say you go down thereand you say you cleaned it the
very next day.
I have no proof that there waseven anything in it, but you put
your name on there saying youcleaned it.
Therefore, it still falls to meanyway.
Yeah so, but at least there'sdocuments saying that.
Okay, who cleaned it last?
Because I, I make sure I put myname up there that I cleaned it

(58:51):
.
On what day, like today, I needto go down and actually clean it
, but you, but you get the gistof it.
Like I get the gist when we'redone with this, I'm going to
take the dishes out of thedishwasher and put the
dishwasher is empty, so thatthat way there's never no
confusion about what's going onwith the dishes and the cat
litter and all those things.

(59:11):
So that way there's it's alwaysdocumented, like.
Because I mean, honestly, Ifeel like that was some of our
bigger arguments anyway was whodid what last and who was doing
what?
Now, mind you, there's no namesabout who emptied the
dishwasher anything else else.
But if it's empty we all know,including the kid stuff can go
in there, so it should be nodishes in the sink.

(59:32):
If it says clean, we get it.
It's clean and empty, thatmeans someone needs to empty it.
But generally once I empty it Iput dishwasher empty, so that
that way it's known thedishwasher is empty.
What's up, fat cat?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, leoto Don, yeah.

Wes (59:58):
Eli, yo, I don't like really being on camera, sir.

DeLaw (01:00:02):
Hey, look the fact that he hasn't jumped off and started
biting me yet.
He doesn't mind being on camera, ain't that right?
Pood AKA Poop Monster AKAThroat Machine AKA Bitey AKA.

Wes (01:00:17):
Bitey, bitey McCatface.

DeLaw (01:00:21):
Yeah, because every time he needs something he bites me.
He don't even bite my wife.
Yeah, he don't even bite mywife.
Ain't no food in this bowl.
He bites my feet.

Wes (01:00:30):
Yo.
Here's the thing Our cat tapsand I'm like yo.
Obviously I'm like, and usuallyshe'll be tapping like yo, you
in my space on the bottom.
You're feeding away at thebottom of it, so I gotta fucking
move my feet Just for her tolay down and go to sleep.
I'm like this prissy-assfucking cat man.

DeLaw (01:00:51):
Look, this is the most that he's actually sat here.
When I sit down, he gets up andhe just, he darts, he's just
sitting here all chill.
He looks like alright, nigga, Iknow you're talking about me, I
just don't know what you'resaying.
I don't speak human.
Yeah, he snows the catfish andfrench fries in my breath.

(01:01:14):
He wants them.
It's all gone, buddy.

Wes (01:01:18):
Remember, Leo, that's cat and fish.
So hey, watch out, they eat cat.

DeLaw (01:01:27):
He ain't paying us no mind, he just.

Wes (01:01:31):
Yo, on that note.
Fellas have your documentationin order.

DeLaw (01:01:35):
Yeah, that's how you win all arguments, documentations
and facts.

Wes (01:01:40):
But it has to come from a man above his son and his mother
.
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