Sleeping With The Maid

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You hate to hear it but one of you in the relationship is the cook, house keeper, chauffeur....you know who you are  

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My own is like the washcloths and towels and shit,
because there'd be times when wewould run through a whole bunch
of you know wash garments andshit like that.
I'm like, oh shit, it's thelast towel.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
I want to fuck all the time.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I'm going to be downstairs in the basement so I
got to throw a little over inthat bitch and I'm like you know
, that's just me.
Oh, you got to swap them outevery day.
Oh yeah, y'all swap them outevery day.
Yeah, why not live like that?
You say we rich.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Y'all rich.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
No, we're not rich.
We got a bunch of tiles.
The same situation with yourundergarments and shit like that
.
We just got like a bunch oftiles and washcloths so we can
kind of do that.
So it's kind of like all right,there's usually a separate load
for tiles and washcloths andshit.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
I mean that's not a bad idea if we had enough.
We ain't got enough tiles andwashcloths for that, like
literally, I would have to goout and buy a tile every
paycheck just to have enough.
That all right, here's 14 tiles, yeah.
That's every week.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Hey, welcome to another episode of the According
to Wes podcast.
As always, we got D-Law here.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
You have the reigning defending undisputed fighting
fantasy football champion of theworld.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
You have D-Law, the sober son-in-law in the building
and are you sober because youshowed your ass off last Sunday
when your wife told you not tono?

Speaker 2 (01:36):
I'm just sober because I haven't started
drinking, because you went tochurch and then, once I start
drinking, then I'll be the lawthe devil's son-in-law.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
At least you got your priorities straight.
You go to church, you don'tdrink or eat pork before you go
to church, but as soon as yougot out of church you're already
eating pork and you can't waitto make that drink.
That's how I suppose to go.

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Exactly Because I'm Jesus, strong Hallelujah, praise
the Lord, thank you, jesus.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah sure, I don't know what that means.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
I don't know what that means.
That's what he kept sayingtoday.
He said you keep making itthrough because you're Jesus.
Strong, jesus, strong Jesusstrong.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Hey, why not Shout out to him?
Shout out to Jesus, Jesus, theman above, and his mother Mary.
Shout out to her and hisstepdaddy Joseph.
Shout out to him because hecould have turned Mary away,
because having a kid and yourwife say she a virgin, but she

(02:42):
pregnant.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
You know, that's faith, right there yeah and it
ain't yours it ain't yours, buthe saying you about to have this
baby you about to have thisbaby shout out to all the
biblical figures out there?

Speaker 1 (03:02):
yo you, it's water.
I'm gonna ask a question, likeyou, know biblical figures out
there, yo, you no.
No, this water's really good.
I'm going to ask a question.
Like you know the answer to I'mlike yo.
So what do you think Joseph'sdoing right now up in heaven?
Like, what are Mary and Josephdoing right now up in heaven?

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Well, I mean, I wish I would know so, because more
than likely they're as the oldfolks say.
More than likely they're as theold folks say they're praising
and worshiping the Lord andenjoying their many crowns, they
got.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
True, true, true, True, true true.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Have you tried that?
Slap your Mama seasoning.

Speaker 1 (03:40):
That's a.
Is that with a lady on thefront?
Is it black and white?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
It's in multiple colors, but not black and white.
If I'm not mistaken, it'sCreole seasoning.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Nah, it sounds like it.
Nah, I haven't tried that.
What's the?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
It's.
It tastes like Creole, honestly.
It tastes like Creole honestly.
It tastes like Creole seasoning, really, and it's quite
delightful.

Speaker 1 (04:11):
Nah, I'm just thinking what you know, the
traditional Sazón and shitcalled farm dust from Farm dust.
Yeah, it's damn, I forgot thebrand Old Dutch something,
something, something I got fromone of the, um, one of these
farms.
I know that sound crazy.
I probably got it from miller'sfarm, but they, it's not their

(04:33):
thing, it's uh, I don't knowwhere I get it from.
I just go on amazon and reorderit each and every time we run
out.
So farm dust, farm dust, sazon,butter, herb, lemon, something,
something.
You know the traditional.
That's what I do when it comesto dry shit.
Okay, so yeah, nah, I'm not badat it, hey man it happens, yo

(05:05):
yo.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
I feel like you got a story for us um, I got a lot of
stories yeah, I feel like yougot a recent story for us do?
I got a story for us.
I might have a story there's alot that's been going on.
It's a lot.

Speaker 1 (05:33):
Listen when it comes to work.
We got to work off your workstories because I could get sued
or fired.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
It's hard to get fired from the state.
Oh man, we did bring in thisnew chick, so, mind you, she's a
Gen Z.
What is that?
She's after us, she's after themillennials, oh, okay, so you

(06:04):
know, I'm learning, so I'massuming she should be tech
savvy.
Nah, nah, this bitch ain't Nope, she ain't.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Here's the thing I used to think that the tech
savviness was like an age thing,just like you thinking right.
And then I got into theprofession.
I'm like, nah, it's just peoplethat just comprehend it and
don't comprehend it.
Like they know how to docertain things, like on a phone
and stuff like that.
But when you start talking allthis other stuff and how to
solve problems basic problemsthat I would think is basic.
It's not what I remember.

(06:37):
It's like when I was workingfor, when I was working for
Amazon, doing IT or like thatpart-time job, I can say that
shit now, cause I ain't workingthere no more.
I used to think softwaredevelopers were smart when it
came to that.
Not at all they.
They would frustrate me to noend when it came to certain
things, cause I'm like in myhead I'm like yo, you're smart,

(06:58):
you should be able to get whatI'm, what I'm saying and what
you need to do and the answer isjust no.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
They just know how to code.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Yeah, code is a bitch , but nah, man, they know how to
do what they know how to do.
That's what I revised.

Speaker 2 (07:17):
They know how to do what they know how to do, yeah,
so she comes around to mycubicle, yeah, and she's like
okay, I'm getting reallyfrustrated, can you help me with
something like uh, okay, whatyou need.
How'd you put a drop down menuin excel?
I'm just looking at her likeare you serious?

Speaker 1 (07:41):
I don't know, I do that.
I don't use Excel either.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
I'm like would you be a drop down menu in Excel?
I'm like did you go to data?
No, did you go to datavalidation?
No, did you.
Well, is that how you do it?
I was like well, technically,yeah, this is how you do it.
I said well, why are you doingan Excel?
You do know the state usesGoogle.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Google Sheets.

Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah, I'm like if you had Google Sheets, it would be
a whole lot easier.
They did a whole thing wherethey wanted you to use and they
said hey, do you want to trythis new form using Dropdown?
It was like, well, I want to doit in Excel.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
Learn what your job is telling you to do, because if
you learn how to do it in Excel, what are you really doing at
your job?
When they say use Google?
Here's the thing, even when itcomes to stuff like that, like I
just said, I don't know.
You know what I do.
I Google it, google it.

Speaker 2 (08:35):
Yeah, same thing I thought that you know normal
people would do.
You walk around to threecubicles to find out.
Does anyone know how to do it?
You know what we all did whenshe kept asking questions Pull
out our phones and Google it.
I'm like you can't make thisshit up today.
You a whole 20, 21 years oldand you asking about.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Excel.
I'll tell you like this it'sgetting to the point where I
don't even Google.
I will go on, uh, because binggot co-pilot, and I'll just ask
a chat gtp and be like yo, howdo you blah, blah, blah, blah?
It will summarize, it will giveme links to point me in the
direction where they got theshare from boom, boom, boom.
So I don't even google anymore.
To be honest, I kind of justlike I asked the ask the ai like

(09:22):
yo, how do you blah, blah, blah, rather than Google, you typing
in blah, blah, blah.
You looking at the links, youlooking at pictures.
Maybe one might have a video.
I got time for all that shit.
Summarize this shit for me.
Let me get to the point and letme get back to work.
So she ain't that smart.

Speaker 2 (09:44):
And that wasn't even the worst part.
So when we were like, come on,you supposed to know this?
You know you, you, gen z, you,you guys are, y'all were born
with technology, so you know we,we started going through all
this shit we had to do real.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
We the real.
Nah, millennials are the real.
Uh, generation that was bornwith technology.
Think about it.
We seen the beginning and upuntil what it is right now.
From the beginning, our parentswere just starting to see
computers.
We were born with computers sowe had to go through all the
processes of, yeah, what acomputer is, what the internet

(10:18):
is to what it is right now.
Yeah, we are the last of a dimere.
We we're always going tounderstand A to Z.
They understand Z.

Speaker 2 (10:30):
So you know us Most of us millennials in there,
except for one of the other guysand we're like, well, what was
your first cell phone you had?
So now we're going into.
You're proving my point alreadywhat kind of phone did you?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
get iPhone.
Well, my first phone was aniPhone 5.
You want to know what mine was?
I don't even know.
It was a Motorola, something,something.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
Mine was a flip phone .
Yeah, flip phone.
Mine was a Sprint flip phone.
I think it was a Motorola.
Oh no, Mine wasn't the first.

Speaker 1 (10:59):
Mine was a Sprint Metro PCS, something, something.
That's what mine was.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
I was like you had a flip phone.
She was like, oh, my sister'sfirst phone was that one we
slide up.
We was like a sidekick.
I said that came out when I wasin college.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
So her sister's how old?
47?
Nah, that couldn't have been.
Oh, it must have been theAndroid version of the, because
remember they did one last andit had Android built in, but
that was still like in 2010 well, apparently they both got cell
phones when they were like sevenor eight or nine.

Speaker 2 (11:28):
I'm like rich seven, eight or nine, like jesus and it
was an iphone yeah, I was likeman.
I said look, my parents finallygot a cell phone that they use,
that they shared.
The thing looked like a giantcancer block.
You had to pull out the antenna.
You got to reach around tryingto find a Good cell signal.

(11:50):
Got a cell signal just to useit.
Don't let you be somewherewhere you're in a basement.
You ain't getting no signal inthere.
She's like well, you know.
I mean it's like yeah, nah.
Then she's like well, how oldare you guys?
And when we told her how old wewere, she's like well, how old
are you guys?
When we told her how old wewere, she's like y'all like five
years older than me.
I was like what kind of mathare you doing?

(12:10):
You're 21.
We're in our 30s, I'm in mylate 30s.
Well, that's only like fiveyears.
I said now, is this girl mathor Gen Z math?
Because I know y'all are dumbin math.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
She's way smarter.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
I was like there's no way.
You're like five years older,so if I'm five years older than
you, why don't you know this?
That means you're a millennial,true?

Speaker 1 (12:39):
put it this way, that frustrated you.
I get frustrated when we both acolleague and a colleague in
the same profession.
We both got trained the sametype of way by the same person
and it's a year and a half laterand you still asking me how to
do basic stuff.
That's another reason, mostlikely how I got this position

(12:59):
anyway, because it's kind oflike he made me look good and
I'm just like just by him being,you know, being dumb as shit.
Listen, I ain't say that yousaid it.
You said it but you didn't sayit.
I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying I appliedmyself and he did not, and you
know that's how that shit workin real life.

(13:21):
Sometimes people do see youapplying yourself.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
You ain't got a lot.

Speaker 1 (13:29):
Or maybe it's just that sometimes people that you
work with do so much worse thanyou that you just outshine them
by doing basic shit.
I couldn't tell you which oneit is.
All I know is I'm thankful.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
He was just dumb as shit.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
I ain't say that I ain't say that.
Come on, man.
You just left church.
Man, jesus, strong man, whatare you doing?
You're like all that's out thewindow as I pour me up another
drink.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Did you go to church today?

Speaker 1 (14:05):
No, I shouldn't laugh at that.
I am not a model Christian.
I did not go to church.
Even though I had a chance toactually attend service
virtually, I did not go tochurch.
And even though I had a chanceto actually attend service

(14:25):
virtually, I did not do thateither.
So I was telling my wife I needto get back into only because
I'm like yo, I know this allcrazy.
I was listening to the word onetime, virtually like I was
doing the church thing my mom'schurch and I was lifting weights
and I was like man, this isgetting me through my whole work
, really.

(14:47):
You're working out at church.
I am not lying, I am not lying.
Oh gosh, I was able to see mynephew in the choir singing and
stuff like that.
Yeah, I was like, oh, this is abet, I love this virtual stuff
and that's what technologyshould be improving upon
people's lives.
I'm still getting the word.

Speaker 2 (15:07):
Yeah, still getting the word, Still getting this
workout in Shit that's what Iwould do.

Speaker 1 (15:15):
Look, I encourage you to, but you know, wifey might
have other plans.
Wifey might have other plans Atone point.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
I was even uh, I'll be grocery shopping and um
listening, listening one of myhomies.

Speaker 1 (15:35):
What about we be playing video games with us and
be listening to the word, but weplay a call of duty and we'd be
like saying stuff.
He'd be like my bad, y'alllisten to church.
I'm like yo not get off whatyou?
How do you tell your homie like, pay attention, somebody's
coming through the back door andyou just like, and he's
listening to, you know the word.
Like how do you even, how doyou even fuss at him?

(15:58):
I don't know, those Sundays weresome of the most aggravating
Sundays.
I, those Sundays were some ofthe most aggravating Sundays.
I know it sounds bad, but someof the most aggravating Sundays
ever.
Because it's just kind of like,all right, man, all right.
We would just not.
How could I put it?
He's muted anyway to a degree,so it's just more or less like

(16:19):
we operating without him andhe's backup, if he's actually
you know what I mean Right, samething, like if, like, one of
our wives come into the room andwanted to start talking and
stuff.
This happens, it happens to allof us.
Like I'm going to go on mute.
We already know what that means.
Somebody came in talking.

(16:40):
They not going to be payingattention, they don't, you don't
have them as backup.
You might have to protect them.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
I used to do that during 2K Because they get
fussed.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
At Call of Duty they get fussed but they're looking
at a rock and you're like yo,people coming and they're just
looking at a rock, like this.
You're like fuck, gotta protectthis dumbass.
He coming in on the next lobbychange or whatever like it is
what it is shit, dorian 2k.

Speaker 2 (17:08):
I wouldn't even take a shot if I was tutoring or if I
was my wife was talking to me,I wouldn't take a shot, I'd just
be out there just playingdefense.
I wouldn't even come all theway up court yeah, it was too
much concentration.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
Like yo, you get the.
I find it even come all the wayup court.
Yeah, it was too muchconcentration.
Like yo, you get the.
I find it funny how you're likeoh shit, I'm on mute, y'all I'm
on mute, and this new Call ofDuty and this new TK is supposed
to be something spectacular.
So we got both.
I got both of those gamescompeting with everything.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
That's what they were saying, that 2K was supposed to
be good.
I was listening to All City andhe was like, if 2K does what
they did in the beginning oflast year, where defense
mattered, you couldn't just hitany shot.
You couldn't.
You know, know, it was somebump stills.
If you dribble too much, if youenhance that with the dribble

(18:08):
and all the other stuff anddon't touch the game, because
people, because all the peoplewho influence you to change it,
because they can't score, andyou don't touch it, you'll have
a very competitive game wherepeople got to learn how to play.
And he was like all thosepeople who, those dribble guys
who like to do all thatdribbling and everything else.
He said, just like any other 2Kthey'll figure it out.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
Just like in real life, they have to figure it out
.
Like you know how it was whenwe were younger, going to the
court.
It was like pick this and onemixtape, motherfucker, like just
doing everything.
But could they really shoot?
Could they really do anythingoutside of that?
That's what they came to thecourt to do was just that
Couldn't shoot, didn't know howto play defense, didn't know how
to do anything.

(18:51):
Same thing.
So we shall see.
You pre-ordered your shit,right.
I pre-ordered it.
Yeah, you get to play itWednesday if you pre-order it
right.
You said September 4th.

Speaker 2 (19:05):
Yeah, that's Wednesday.
I think September 9th is whenit, or September 6th.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
When it drop.
Yeah, I'm probably pre-orderingtoday.
I don't know what's that date,september 4th, right?
Yeah, wednesday, I ain't gonnalie, I might call out.
I might call out.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
Who's y'all going with man Yo, but know what?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
I mean, Knowing my old responsible ass, I'll
probably play two hours of thatshit.
It probably started doingsomething else responsible and
I'm like what's the fuckingpoint of calling out?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
I got a question for you.
I don't know.
I don't know if I asked thisquestion last time we talked,
because I can't remember.
I'm going to ask it again.
I felt like I asked you, but Ididn't ask you.
Uh, so your mom yelled at youwhen you were a kid, right all
the time.

(20:09):
Do you think that affected howwe respond to our wives or
girlfriends that we acceptedbecause our mom yelled at us,
versus saying something back tothem like no, you're not gonna
speak to me this way, that we wejust accept it because they're
a woman that we look at them aslike.
Well, my mom always yelled atme that we were conditioned to
just take the yelling and justman up and just deal with it.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Nah, I see where you're going with that.
I personally don't think it'sbecause my mom yelled, because
my stepdad yelled too.
So I don't think it's becausemy mom yelled because my stepdad
yelled too.
So I don't.
I don't think it's because ofthat.

Speaker 2 (20:46):
But you know what?
I'm more likely to beat a niggaup because he raised his voice
at you than another woman.

Speaker 1 (20:52):
Yeah, but I wasn't also going to try to beat my mom
up or my stepdad.
I might have feelings towardsit or whatever.
That doesn't mean I don't havethose feelings Like I'm not,
like it's not okay, and some ofthe stuff that I was getting
yelled at was rightfully so.
I would honestly say I see whatyou're going with that, but I
think it's, I think we'reconditioned me personally, just

(21:14):
from my experience.
I think that I am conditionedfor that because you always it
was always pushed in front ofyou that, um, somehow a woman
can do no wrong if she isyelling at you or something is
bad.
It's probably something thatyou did so from birth.
I can almost say that it was.
That has been the atmosphere,because you're the woman, the

(21:35):
black woman was a strong blackwoman and this, this, and that
she deals with so much and this,this and that there's a lot of
ain't shit, niggas and and, uh,they're not taking care of their
kids and stuff like that.
That was kind of like myenvironment.
My mom never pushed any of that, that stuff that I'm saying,
but outside of my mom's house orwhatever I have you.
That was just kind of like thesentiment, like you don't put
your hands on women.
Of course you should never dothat.

(21:56):
You talk to them with kindnessand respect.
You should always do that.
So it's like when they come outof pocket, sometimes without the
right male influence, you'rethinking that yo, you did
something wrong.
Even the phrase of like yo, nomatter what, if you're arguing,
apologize.
Even if you are right,apologize.
That it reinforces that shit.

(22:18):
All of us have heard that shit.
So it's kind of like I don'tthink my mom yelling at me
conditioned me for that.
I think the society or theworld was already like that and
I'm going into that shit.
It's up as only up, until youstart talking to older guys that
fight against that shit and itworks for them and they show you
how to work for them becausethey work for their grandfather

(22:38):
or their great-grandfather ortheir great-uncle.
Like this this is how it'ssupposed to go.
Stick your chest out when yousaying shit.
You don't stick your chest outto your mom, because that is
your parent.
When you get older, you startsaying stuff with your chest as
an adult son and shit like that.

Speaker 2 (22:53):
I only ask because I seen this youngin' outside and
he's sitting there talking tohis girlfriend and she up there
calling him.
You know what you're being sosoft, you're being a bitch.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Yo da-da-da-da, I'm hung up with a girl for telling
you that no story.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
I mean downgrading him, I'm just like he's just
sitting there eating it.
In my head I'm like I wonderwhy.
Then it hit me.
I think she called him stupid.
Like mind you, this is inpassing.
And she I'm not saying your momever said that, I'm just saying
like mind you, this is inpassing.

(23:31):
I'm like walking to my building, yeah, and she's loud so I'm
hearing her before I even getacross the street to walk.
Called him stupid.
She didn't call him thiseverything under the sun.
Like are you stupid?
Like like how dumb you have tobe there.
And in my head I'm like, andI'm walking, I'm walking, I'm
like, and then I had like thisepiphany like wait, what if his

(23:57):
mom, every time he did somethingwrong, just degraded him so
badly that he's just so numb toit that he just lets his
girlfriend do it, because that'sjust what he thinks women do so
.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
That's different from yelling.
You didn't even explain thatthat was verbal abuse.
I can understand that Yellingis not always like what you're
describing.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
Well, yelling's not always that.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
That's why I was like look at me when I got yelled at
it was literally because I didsomething wrong and I understood
what the fuck I did wrong.
That's totally different.
My mom was not a yell at youjust because it's a type of
motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (24:32):
But my grandmother.
That's what I saw, so that youcould understand what I was
saying.
But in the grand scheme of it,no, that's what I was having,
like, yeah, man, I wonder if hismother, every time he did
something wrong, came home witha bad paper Like are you going
to be that damn dumb nigga.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
I can challenge you that.
I can challenge that withexperience, though, just because
this is my family.
My grandmother God rest hersoul she was like that to two of
my uncles.
Actually, she was kind of justlike that to everybody.
She could be that way, not tomy mom, but because my mom
wasn't raised by her to a degree, but she would.

(25:11):
She was very demeaning anddegrading whenever she was angry
or you didn't do what shewanted you to do, right.
So I can say for one uncle youdon't take that shit from nobody
because of that when she wasalive he didn't even like being
around her when it came to likefamily functions and shit, even
though he was a grown ass man.
And then another uncle, he, toa degree, he kind of takes that

(25:36):
stuff from her or he took thatstuff from her.
But as far as his relationshipswith other women, maybe he did.
But I know one of my otheruncle, the oldest, he did not
take that shit from her.
But as far as his relationshipswith other women, maybe he did.
But I know one, my other uncle,the oldest, he did not take
that shit from nobody.
So I'm gonna say probably so,yeah, probably so, but that's
abuse.
That's abuse at that point.
That's just like.
That's just like someonephysically putting their hands
on you.
You think it's okay, right?

(25:57):
So someone verbally saying thisshit you think is okay, because
you start to feel like yo, well, it must be true, and this is
why they're talking to me thisway.
I deserve this shit, I wouldimagine.
But just yelling at me.
Nah, my mom yelled, it was fora reason I'm not going to say
rightfully so it wasn'tdemeaning, yeah, it wasn't

(26:18):
demeaning, right.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
It wasn't like oh, you know what, I'm just mad, and
now I'm just going to just talkshit to you.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
Yeah, but I mean, you know it's crazy that you can go
deep into the rebel with thatshit.
You could be like you know,like how men choose certain
women and vice versa.
That might be the reason whymen typically choose that type
of stuff, because they thinkthat shit is love.
You know what I mean?
They think that's how they'reused to that shit.
Even though it hurts theirfeelings from time to time,

(26:48):
they're used to it.
They don't know what it is notto be that I don't have that.
It's not my experience, butsounds like it sucks.
Yeah, man, real nasty one inrelation.
See, the thing in relationshipslike that, like when they, when
you start to be vulnerable andshit with a woman and shit like
that, and she finds a way tostill demean you, or like easy

(27:10):
as easy to easier to demean youand shit like that, because she
knows how to hit the buttons.
That's a motherfucker.
You just need to just like gocold turkey and just roll out,
even if y'all living together.
Leave all all your shit, takeyour PlayStation, leave all that
shit there.
Just don't go back to the house.
That's not the healthiest placefor you at all.

Speaker 2 (27:30):
I get it, me and my wife.
We're not.
We're good in our relationship,but we're not that old in our
relationship where she's likeNick, I don't give a shit, go
down there and I'm trying to getthis bed to myself, type she we
, we aren't there yet.
Listen me.

Speaker 1 (27:47):
I guess we are there.
My wife would just comedownstairs and just be there.
It's not.
It's not so much of like, uh,yo, you doing something and we
need to be, I need you toentertain me, type shit.
Or you know, she's uh, yeah,like we, we spend enough time of
actual bonding and talkingthroughout the day, whether it's
like sending each other memesand shit.

(28:08):
Or you know, she, she gettinghome and we, you know, talking
about our day and decompressingand shit.
So when it comes time to that,she's like all right, yeah, do
your thing.
Like I'm gonna go do my nails.
I'm like, all right, but she'llcome downstairs like, can I
come?
I'm like, yeah, she's up, allasleep, I'm, you know, down you
know we'll do.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
She'll do that.
If I just came home from workand she knows it's my time that
I'm decompressing because, likeI was telling one guy, I said
it's not, it's not that I don'tmind my decompression time being
around her but no, I personallywill mind that.

Speaker 1 (28:44):
So, thank goodness we come home at separate times, so
I know that time when I can youknow personally, and then we'll
kind of do it together, if thatmakes any sense.
Like yo, I missed you.
Blah, blah, blah.
How was your day, blah blah,blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 2 (29:02):
Yeah, I mean, and like I was telling her, she's
like oh well, you don't havetime for me.
You always play that stupidgame.
I'm like, well, all day I haveto deal with someone telling me
what to do.
I come home, you want mydecompression time to be with
you, which means that now I'malso coming home to be told what
to do home, to be told what todo.

(29:25):
I play video games so that Ican have that that hour, hour
and a half of not being told.
Mind, you still tells you whatto do.
I live now, but you could do itand if you fuck up, you just do
it again.
Yeah, or you know, like in um,the division two, even though
they give me projects I have todo, I don't have to do them
unless I want to.
You know I do them, but I don'thave to do them in an want to.
You know I do them, but I don'thave to do them in an order.
It's just like you know what Ifeel like just killing a bunch

(29:47):
of shit and free roaming andshit.

Speaker 1 (29:48):
You use video games with decompression.
Yeah, I can't do that.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I don't have.
If I don't use video games,I'll be doing this all day.
I got you as soon as I get inthe house, like during.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
COVID, you need to find another thing.
I don't say you need to,besides alcohol, of course, but
when you're just different, Ihave to decompress, but it's
just not.
How could I put it?
You know the things I have todecompress from.
I can't play video gameseffectively the way I want to if

(30:25):
those things are still there.
You know what I mean, causeyou're in a technology industry
yeah, so tech, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So, going into that, like I'mlike yo, I can't play video
games the way I want to.
So my decompression is like wesit down, maybe, maybe,
sometimes pull me a drink orwhatever, or just like just
silence for like 10, 15 minutes.
Or, you know, you kick yourshoes off, you just sit there

(30:47):
and, you know, take a deepbreath, more or less, uh,
low-key, not meditating, butjust like unwinding and shit.
And it's only after that whereI could be like all right,
what's my next thing to do?
And that's either, you know,fuck around and prepare for the
next day and, if I want to beentertained, watch TV, or, video

(31:08):
games.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Well, the other part is let me get closer to Michael
Shepstead.
The other part is it's the onlyway I can get her to not to ask
me to do shit if I'm doingsomething, unless she really
needs to do it.
Oh, you just need to be on topof all that shit.
Like I am, I can be on top ofall of it.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
I should have never said that, because I know
exactly what you're about to say, and it is very true it's
always something to do.
It's always something to doEven if you did 18 things.
There's a 19 and a 20 that Ineed you to do.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
I could have taken out the trash, got the mail,
unloaded the dishwasher.
I could do all that.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
Do you mind doing this?
I did my 19 for the day I'mdone.

Speaker 2 (31:51):
It's one of those things where, because I do more
physical stuff at some point, Ijust want to be like you know
what, Even if it's 2k and Igotta do certain things in 2k,
it's just I'm doing it because Iwant to play basketball that's
the key.

Speaker 1 (32:11):
So I get what you're saying now, like the reason why
I can't is because my shit isall mental and thinking and shit
like that.
I don't really want to jumpright into.
You know the mind games orvideo games or playing 2k and
you know fucking with somebodyor call of duty.
I don't want to jump right into.
You know the mind games orvideo games or playing 2k and
you know fucking with somebodyor call of duty.
I don't want to jump right intothat.
You want the other hand.
You like I've been doingphysical shit, I just want to
sit down.
This is a good way for me tosit down and turn my fucking

(32:33):
brain off.

Speaker 2 (32:34):
Right, this and this, but I need my brain to actually
turn the fuck off because youknow, even for for me to be in
logistics and do inventory andtake and do numbers all day and
and count shit and lift shit,and then I come home and I do
math tutoring to me, I've neveronce turned.

(32:55):
I don't turn my brain on unlessunless it's something very
complicated.
So let's say someone's like Igot some calculus I I got to do,
then I got to turn my brain on.
Other than that, for a lot ofthis shit I don't turn my brain
on when I'm at work.
Simple volume formula what thehell am I turning my brain on
for?
I just need to make sure Iain't doing nothing dumb.
So it's more of a.

(33:16):
It's not that I had to turn mybrain on, it's more of a now.
I just want to relax, becausenow they got me doing shit that
doesn't require me to turn mybrain on.
I got to turn my muscles on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I get that.
And then you know, I played avideo.
You know, once when my wifesees me playing it, then she's
like oh man, I'm not going tobother you because I know you're
tutoring and it's your time todecompress.
And then, once tutoring is done, as the agreement is I stopped

(33:45):
playing video games and then,you know, the rest of my time is
whatever we decide we're goingto do.
But I had to tell her.
I was like, look you, as soonas I get home I tutor.
Then you want my time that I'mdone tutoring to be with you.
At what point do I get time tomyself?
You keep telling me self-care,self-love, blah, blah, blah, but
I can't do it, if you know.
You know how that conversationalways goes.

Speaker 1 (34:06):
It goes into uh well, get a better paying job, like
well, yeah, my um, yeah, and Iget that, and whatever, how it
current.
Well, however, it excuse me,however, it works is uh, as long
as it works, you know what Imean as far as, like, getting
your time and she getting hertime and y'all getting your time
together.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
Oh, I did go to see a SmackDown in DC, so I went to
see Raw and I went to seeSmackDown.
So when I go to Raw right whenit was my same boy he brings his
home girl, right, yeah.
And so I'm like, all right, youknow whatever.
And so I'm like, all right, youknow whatever.
And he's like, yeah, yeah, thisis my homegirl.
Yeah, she's married.
That's cool.
I'm not sure why you're tellingme she's married, I'm married,

(34:49):
whatever.
So he explains to me why hetold me it.
Okay, go ahead.
He explains to me why he toldme it because it's his little
joint.
You know what I'm saying?
It's his little joint.
Now, mind you, he got his ownsituation going on.
She got hers going on and shewas asking me this crazy

(35:10):
question and I call it crazybecause she don't know, mrs
Smith and I was like.
She was like so you ain't gotno evidence, or hell, no, I do.
I said, man, my wife will kickmy ass, her ass, and then come
back with that girl and kick myass again.
Hell, no, I ain't fuckingaround with that woman like that
.
What the fuck do you think?
I said that motherfucker canmove a refrigerator.
You think she won't put me overher head and throw me out the

(35:31):
balcony Shit.

Speaker 1 (35:32):
Man, she probably put you through the wall.

Speaker 2 (35:35):
Hey, first she's sticking out the wall like a
cartoon character or some shit Iwas like you know, she just she
was looking at me like are youserious right now.
I said in all fairness, I meanI got married to not do that.
Like what, why get married todo the same?

Speaker 1 (35:52):
shit like it's not only that, definitely that
that's number one, but numbertwo.
Like I was talking to myhomeboy the other day, I was
like who the fuck got time forall that shit?
Exactly, people want time andenergy and shit like that.
You willing to try to do thatfor two Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
I mean in my head.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Where's your two-day time at?

Speaker 2 (36:16):
In my head.
It's not like a chick doingthat with a side dude, because
side dudes got shit they want todo, yeah, and literally you
just slide in through whenthey're available, Right man?

Speaker 1 (36:28):
Women.
They want to be inrelationships.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
Mm-hmm, Even the ones that even the ones that be like
oh well, you know I'm, you know, I know he's married, blah,
blah blah.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
They still say they're in a relationship and
then, not only that, wheneverthey feel like they need to,
they will ruin your shit justbecause they didn't got shit to
lose, because you should havebeen in their head like oh no,
you ain't got to leave her, butyou should have been left her.
It always turns to that from myexperience I got to leave her,

(37:03):
but you should have been lefther.
It always turns to that From myexperience.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
I ain't really you know, I had to tell her, I had
to tell that chick.
I was like, as much as y'allkeep saying, y'all the better
cheaters, I can guarantee you,if women played their roles, men
would never get caught unlessthey just't, unless they just
were just sloppy, no.

Speaker 1 (37:24):
So here's the thing they're the better, they're the
better ones because of us, right, that makes any sense.
It's not the fact that you'renot playing a role, it's the
fact that what they say and whatthey, we don't require two
different things.
You literally have to treatthat motherfucker like your girl
.
There is no, you're better offdealing with a prostitute.

(37:44):
If you think like I'm justcoming here for like some, some
pussy or whatever have you,we're dealing with only chicks,
fine, only only chicks, onlyfans.
Chick like, that's the only waythat that works.
So it only works because we, atsome point, the man will be
like fuck this, I just, I justwant to do this.
And she's going to be like no.

Speaker 2 (38:06):
And then it starts getting sloppy or whatever.
And then the women that docheat, they find dudes that's
like, oh all right.
Well, oh, you with your husband, you can pull up to the bar
with your husband, and thatnigga won't make a scene, he
might even leave.
Oh, hey, what's going on?
Hey, what's going on?
Fam, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nah, she be here all the timewith us, man.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
We took good care of her.
Don't even talk to her, Justlike you know, don't blow her,
oh dude, I've seen Nigga.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
I've seen it all.
I've seen it all.
I've seen we be there and theyknow, and they, they play a role
.
Oh hey, what's going on.
Hey, oh hey, what's going on.
Whatever your name is, oh hey,what's going on.
Hey, oh, that's your husband.
Hey, yo, she talks about you,all the time like just that's

(38:51):
just scary but but guys playtheir role.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
It is one of those things where unless you're
hating that bitch of a man.
There's a lot of them.

Speaker 2 (39:04):
But you know what it is and I think where men mess up
at is and I ain't going to saythat's where they mess up at
they tell them the truth.
A lot of men tell women upfront what it is.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Because the women think they can change the
situation or they're going to bethe one.
And then when he says you ain'tthe one, that's when they are
willing to blow up your spot andthese ain't doing that unless
you, unless you, unless youburnt them.

Speaker 2 (39:31):
But if you told a dude like all right, look, I'm
about to work this out with myhusband, hey, uncle, do your
thing.
Do your thing, because men, men, are simple people.
You know, if you decide dudeand I'm not saying this from
experience, but I'm going to sayit because I know how it is if
you decide dude, you ain't gotto have no conversations with
her, you ain't got to take herout nowhere, really, especially

(39:53):
if you her side dude you reallyain't got to do nothing, you
just come through, you do whatyou want, you have fun.
You roll out that nigga got togo over there and take care of
all that other stories and shit.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
That's not true.
That's not true.

Speaker 2 (40:07):
You'd hear a complaint about her husband or
her boyfriend.
That's about it.

Speaker 1 (40:12):
Or and this is from experience as a bachelor,
bachelor was not married.
Was you?
You, that side, do so good andyou so much of a catch that they
, like you, know what I'm in arelationship with you.
He ain't getting no more sexfrom me.
This is now.
I'm just kind of around so Ifigure out what I want to do and
now she starts treating youlike her boyfriend.

(40:33):
But it happens.
I'm saying it happens.
We don't do that, right, thatis not what we're supposed to do
, but it happens.
And sometimes as a man whichthat is not what we're supposed
to do, but it happens.
And sometimes as a man, which Ihave done, I have entertained
it because the shit has been sobomb, so I might entertain it
for like a month or two andafter a while I'm just like you
know what?
I don't think I can do this.

Speaker 2 (40:54):
Where's your relationship insurance man?

Speaker 1 (41:00):
You've seen the meme where he's like oh yeah, you're
the one he signed up for thisone.
You know what you want to getupgraded.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Let's look at your whole facts.
Did you smash one of the homies?

Speaker 1 (41:10):
Yes, sorry, you did not qualify, yeah yeah, yeah,
when I say entertain it, I don'tthink she my girl, she thinks
I'm her man.
That's what I mean.
But it's likeawty you couldnever be because you are with
someone else.
Remember, I told you that shithappened to me when I was at kfc

(41:31):
.
I'm like yo, I was working inparts.
I was like yo, you have aboyfriend oh no, we weren't.

Speaker 2 (41:38):
I wasn't doing nothing like that.
Because if if she says he had aboyfriend but she just wanted
to crank, I'd crank it.
That's what I was doing, that'swhat I'm saying.
Oh well, you know, I'm thinkingabout leaving him because I
like you more.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold up, hold up, hold up.
We ain't doing that.
I ain't even saying that.
This is fine where it is.
Well, y'all, you don't want tobe with me.

(41:59):
I'm not good enough for you.
I ain't saying that.
But if you're going to cheat onhim with me, what would I
expect from you going forwardwhen you get bored with me?
I mean, I'm not saying that.
That's why you should never havea side.
I would never.
I wouldn't get bored of you.
I said you say that because youain't got to deal with me.

(42:21):
You deal with me when you wantto, not because you have to.
Well, fine, if I'm not going tobe with you, fuck you.
Don't call me no more.

Speaker 1 (42:30):
She came up with her own reason.
He didn't think I was goodenough for him.
I was like no, no, no, no, yourwhole activities.
And I'll remind you, I likethose whole activities, but they
are whole activities because Iwant you to be my whole.
It is not relationshipactivities.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Once you tell me that I'm the side dude, we ain't
being together.
I don't care how good you suckmy dick or how good you fuck me,
it's exactly where it's goingto stay, even if you're like, oh
yeah, we broke up.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Why aren't y'all getting backtogether, like what's going on?

Speaker 1 (43:03):
You need to talk about it.
I ain't even asking that.

Speaker 2 (43:07):
No, you got to ask those questions to the side dude
because you don't want her tobe trying to replace you as the
main dude, because now thatcomes with upgrading the policy.
Now you got to check the wholefacts again Like, hold on, did
you do this?
Did you do this?
I don't know, let me Nah, butonce you own the, once you own

(43:32):
the I'm the side nigga package,that's the package you're stuck
with.
There's no, there's no upgradein that package so could the
side girl?

Speaker 1 (43:40):
I ain't never had a side girl, my main girl either.
Could your side girl like shedon't know that you doing that
or whatever, have you okay?

Speaker 2 (43:48):
so there's some ways to upgrade that policy.
If you weren't up front tobegin with, so let's say you
were up front, like, look, I gotwhat I got.
A situation anyway, blase,blase.
That can't be upgraded, that'swhere it is.
If you don't, and you've beenjust that good and you up and
just leave whoever you're withto be like, look, while me and

(44:08):
you be together, you can upgradethat package there.
Because she ain't know.
But any self respecting man orwoman, if they know they are the
side person and the person whothey've been messing around with
that in a relationship saysthat I want to be with you,

(44:29):
should already know.
Say no, don't.
Say yes, don't say let's thinkabout it.
I would never discourage anyonefrom to keep fucking them.
But once they say let's betogether, nah, because you just
for having a whole relationship,you were just fucking me all
this time and sucking my dick orwhatever, and going back and
kissing your man.
I don't want to be that nigga,so no ladies and gentlemen, uh

(44:53):
advice from uncle d law yeah,uncle d d law, d-law.

Speaker 1 (44:58):
I have a question for you how do you and your
household, or you and your wife,handle laundry?

Speaker 2 (45:11):
You mean me and my wife, or me, the wife and the
kid, you and your wife.
We got our own shit.
We wash our own clothes.
I have two baskets, one for one, my whites, one for my colors.
She has just one basket and sheseparates her whites and her
colors.
I ain't got time to be sittingthere fighting through my

(45:32):
clothes trying to separate mywhites and colors.
So I throw my whites in one, mycolors in the other and I'll
separate the colors as I go.
But if I had, because shedoesn't have a, I go.
But if I had, cause she doesn'thave a lot of whites.
So if I'm about to wash she'llask can she put her whites in my
whites?
And then that's a whole notherthing.

(45:52):
But in essence, we all wash ourown clothes, gotcha For the
most part.

Speaker 1 (45:58):
Yeah, I don't need whites either, because I didn't
want to be separating shit.
I got socks, white socks, orwhatever.

Speaker 2 (46:07):
All it is is tank tops and socks.
Really, when we got togetherand I first moved in with her,
instead of me going home andgetting new clothes, I just kept
buying more underclothes.
So after a week passed, I buysome more.
After another week passed, Ibuy some more.

(46:28):
So now I ended up with a month'sworth of underclothes and this
is like shit, right yeah so itit worked out in the long run
that I don't have to washclothes often, but now I have
all these underclothes.
So she'd be like, oh, I'mtaking.

(46:49):
I'd be like, is that my tanktop?
She'd be like yeah, you havelike 51 of them.
I'm like what you think she'sgoing to take it and say nothing
yeah, I'm taking this one, thisone and this one you're going
to take three.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
She't say nothing.
Yeah, I'm taking this one, thisone and this one, you're going
to take three.
She's like do I gotta explainmyself to you?

Speaker 2 (47:06):
that's pretty much where it went.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
I was like, wait, you just want to take with yeah my
wife, we, we handle uh, laundry,similar uh, she washes her
clothes, she washes.
She washes her own clothes, Iwash, wash mine because her
laundry cycle, or sometimes likewhen she I don't say when I
task her, but when she okay.

(47:29):
So the dynamic of our situationis she says she'll handle all
the chores and stuff like that,because I paid a mortgage.
That's what she said.
However, I can tell you thatdidn't happen.
I mean, I handed a mortgage.
That's all I'm going to say onhere.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
I can tell you the other half of that situation
ain't happening.

Speaker 1 (47:49):
It happens, it just you know it doesn't happen
properly, not all the time.
But what I'm saying is we kindof handle our shit the same way.
We kind of handle our shit thesame way Only because, like I
said, the prompt shit, becausesometimes I wash clothes, shit,
wash clothes, forget to put themshits in the dry.
I'm like I wear my jeans andI'm like these bitches still wet

(48:11):
and they stink and now I gottawash them again.
You know what I mean.
Like that's like the thing,right.
So the promptness and shit likethat, that's always kind of
been like hit and miss.
So the one thing I would do onmy own is like the washcloths
and towels and shit, cause it'dbe times when we'll run through
a whole bunch of you know washgarments and shit like that.

(48:33):
I'm like, oh shit, it's thelast towel.
I want to fuck.
All the time Fuckers bedownstairs in the basement.
So I got all over that bitchand I'm like you know, that's
just.
Oh, that's that's walking outevery day.
Fuck yeah, why not live likethat?
You say we were rich.
No, we're not rich.

(48:53):
We got a bunch of tiles.
The same situation with uh, youare your undergarments and shit
like that.
We just got like a bunch no, nobullshit.
We just got a bunch of tilesand washcloths so we can kind of
do that.
So it's kind of like all right,there's usually a separate load
for towels and washcloths andshit.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
I mean that's not a bad idea if we had enough.
We ain't got enough towels andwashcloths for that.
Like literally, I would have togo out and buy a towel every
paycheck just to have enough.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
That all right, here's 14 towels, yeah that's
more than every week and youprobably got like more than that
man that because you got.
Uh, she moved in with her shit.
I still had my shit.
So it's just kind of like boom,an abundance of towels and shit
.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
Yeah, see when I moved in with my shit.
It wasn't a lot of shit, it was.
When it goes down to, the onlything that I think that I came
with when we got to the oldplace to come into here was the
sofa I'm sitting on, the laptop,I'm talking on my clothes and

(49:57):
the dresser and the TVs that'sit Like.
Because she had like smallerTVs that she had in the house,
right, and I was the one thatwent out and got the 55 and the
70 inch, so I got the bigger TV,I brought the bigger TV.
So, because she was like, yeah,you know, if we ever separate,

(50:19):
you can have your TV, I saidwhat am I going to do with them?
At this point, you might aswell take them with you,
especially if you can go livesomewhere.
You might as well take the damnTVs with you, right?

Speaker 1 (50:33):
Right.

Speaker 2 (50:43):
The only reason I asked that is oh man, what am I?

Speaker 1 (50:45):
job, saying You're saying bring your bitch ass in.
Nah, I ain't.
No, bring my ass in.
You know how you get added inthe Outlook email and it shows
I'm like yo, what the fuck?
Oh, this is something else.
Yeah, so the only reason why Iasked that because I was on like
that's how we handle our shitor whatever, like minus the
promptness and stuff like thatwe get the shit done.

(51:08):
But that's one thing I'll takeon on myself, because I'm like
yo, we need some tiles or we runa skimp on the shit.
But, like I said, the onlyreason why I asked that I was on
Reddit and this person wasasking within the asshole for
asking their partner to helpwith household chores at their
place, even though he, uh, hehas his own apartment.
So, on my head, I'm like youtrying to work this motherfucker

(51:32):
twice.
And then, when I startedreading, well, I read part of it
, but you'll get why I'm sayinglike yo, maybe uncle D law needs
to give some words ofencouragement and advice to both
parties here.
Let's see what your advice isafter hearing this.
Damn, I didn't know she wasthat old.
That's how you start the host.

(51:54):
How do you mean to say that I ama 42-year-old female and have
been together with my partner, a36 year old male, for over a
year and the relationship hasbeen pretty drama free so far.
For the past six months he hasbeen spending roughly six or
seven six out of seven days atmy place with me and my kiddo

(52:17):
Six months, which is weird froma previous relationship, I think
I'll say.
Which is weird from a previousrelationship, I'm going to say
which is weird, shout out toy'all.
We mostly hang out here becauseI have to be here, I have to be
there for the kiddo and becausehe has roommates and I don't,
to be clear, I love having himaround.
A few months after he startedspending so much time here, I

(52:39):
asked him to start helping withthe household chores, the only
ones which he contributes tocleaning and garbage or from
which he benefits, from laundryand cooking and use of my car.
I hey, I know, I know I do thegreat majority of all this, the

(53:00):
work associated with my son, aswell as the majority overall in
household.
Really, I only ask that he doesthe garbage, helps with the car
, since he uses it, and helpswith occasional deep cleaning.
He agreed initially but askedme to ask him directly to do the
things which I do.
I even started making lists.

(53:20):
However, he often forgets orputs them all so long that I end
up doing it myself.
His argument for not doing thechores is that he always has to
maintain his apartment and alsois making a sacrifice by not
being at his place where he canpursue his hobbies.

(53:41):
So his contribution, in effect,is that he is here.
Just to be clear, we both workfull time, work from home, split
mutual costs evenly.
Money is not the issue.
Things blew up yesterday after Ihad a hard day at work with the
kiddo.
Hard day at work and with thekiddo he is.

(54:03):
He is in the process ofchanging jobs and doesn't have
much to do at work, so he hasbeen gaming six to eight hours a
day this week.
I found it really frustratingthat I was struggling to get the
laundry and cooking done inbetween juggling the kid and
work.
He was gaming on the couch allday.
He got angry when I brought itup.
I could have been a little lesssnarky and said and said that I

(54:27):
don't acknowledge the sacrificehe is making by being at my
place, that the benefit he getsfrom the, that the benefit he
gets from my work is negligibleI can never say that right.
Negligible fucking retainers,since I have to do laundry and
cook for myself and my son, evenif he wasn't here, since the

(54:51):
problem we have are.
Since the problem we are havingare roommate problems and not
romantic problems.
I suggest that we go back todating so that we can each have
our own space and can pursuethis hop and so he can pursue
his hobbies at his place.
He got really angry and accusedme of trying to end the

(55:11):
relationship.
So am I the asshole?
And I'm talking with a listbecause of these Invisaligns.
It has been very, very hard toread with these shits in my
mouth.
Pause.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
First question is you've seen the panel with the
people on the meme how theyanswer these questions?

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Nah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Are they black or white?
They sound white as shit.

Speaker 1 (55:44):
I ain't gonna lie.
Man 42 and having a six monthyear old yeah, what do you think
?

Speaker 2 (55:51):
that's black white she said snarky white, but we'll
assume that we don't know thecolor and they're just people.
Yeah, number one, the guy namedRon, what?
That ain't his damn kid.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Okay, she didn't ask him for help with the kid,
though.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
No, no, no, no.
She had a hard day at work andwith the kiddo and asked for
help.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
She didn't specify what the help was with she said
she only wants him to help withthe garbage and with the car and
things he benefits from, whichis the car and laundry and
dishes and shit.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
That's what she said, I think she should be telling
him well, look, you ain't goingto do the laundry, you need a
trash bag to take your clothesback to your house and go wash
them.
Motherfuckers number two, hegot his own spot to do the
laundry.
You need a trash bag to takeyour clothes back to your house
and go wash them, motherfuckers.
Number two he got his own spotWith roommates at 36 years old,
which means he's still got hisown spot that he's paying for.

(56:54):
So, the way I see it, limityour time.
Limit his time being there.
I get why you want him thereand she didn't say it.
Limit his time being there.
I get why you want him thereand she didn't say it, but
really she wanted him there tohave a man in the house.

Speaker 1 (57:09):
That's what that boiled down to I mean, they're
together, it's not because theywanted a man in the house.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
You can be together and live separately.

Speaker 1 (57:17):
That's what she's proposing.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
now, though, that's what she's proposing now,
because she says she can do badall by herself now.

Speaker 1 (57:24):
Nah, that's not how I'm seeing it.
That's not how I'm seeing it.
Wes is seeing it.
As this motherfucker is takingthe situation for granted, all
you have to do is fucking.

Speaker 2 (57:33):
Yeah, he's freeloading the shit.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
He's freeloading that nigga.
I ain't saying that he's not Iain't saying that he not.

Speaker 2 (57:39):
I'm not saying that he ain't freeloading.
I ain't saying that he takingadvantage of the situation.
I ain't saying that he notexpecting her to do all that
stuff, because in his head he'slike bitch.
This is your house, Right?
This is your house, you and wedon't know the dynamic of what
was said to get them to move it,to get him to move in, because
it wasn't her moving in with him.

Speaker 1 (58:07):
It was him moving in with her.
So she might say, well, whydon't you?
Just because she had a car?

Speaker 2 (58:09):
yeah, that's some.
That's some typical freeload.
Nice motherfucker.
Guess what he got about?
15 roommates one of them niggascan get him a ride.
11.
Use the car she.

Speaker 1 (58:14):
Neither one of them probably have a car what eric
about?

Speaker 2 (58:16):
do you say you better call a time wrong?

Speaker 1 (58:20):
yo when I Yo, when I was reading this shit, I'm just
like so all this motherfuckergot to do is help his woman out
and he's like nah.

Speaker 2 (58:30):
I'm not saying that he's wrong, but I'm also not
saying he's right, like if shesays, hey, do you mind taking
out the trash?
All right, cool, that's fineBecause you're staying there or
because she asked.
But that's fine because you'restaying there or because she
asked.
But if you start saying this isyour chore and it's not my
house, that's a little different.

Speaker 1 (58:47):
I'll do it because you asked me to do it, but if
I'm not there, so let's say howmuch, how immature you got to be
because I heard the word chore.
That's just like us tellingwomen like yo just because you
heard the word no don't mean yougot to throw a bitch fit.

Speaker 2 (58:59):
Well, when you hear the word chore, I'm putting it
this way when you hear the wordchore and in his case, when he
heard chore in his head he'slike bitch, I don't live here.

Speaker 1 (59:09):
He agreed.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
He agreed.
He agreed.
But in his head he said bitch,I don't live here, I always go
back to my own spot.
It's one thing, me and my wife,we live, we're here together.
So when we say chores, it'sbecause we both know we have
nowhere else to go.
This is the house.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
I don't understand how y'all get it that way.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
When you, when you're dating especially like, let's
say, he was only spending two,three days over there she says
well, I want you to beresponsible for the garbage.
She's going to look at her likebitch, I'm not even here that
much.
This garbage is you and yourchild.
You need to start raising, youneed to start.
But I get what you're saying,but how you know.
Hey, do you mind taking thistrash out for me?

(59:51):
It's a way you gotta word it tosome guys.
You can't, you can't say, hey,can you help out with the choice
?
Because now it sounds likeyou're being to him.
He probably thinking like, oh,now she's being neat and that's
to do this.
She want me to do that.
All you have, all she reallyhad to do in the situation.
Hey, I just had a rough day.
Do you mind cooking?
He'd be like, yeah, I got it.
I got it.
Hey, you know what?

(01:00:11):
Do you mind taking that trashout?
I normally would, but like I'mjust really it's a way to say it
for them not to feel likethey're being told or chore to
do it In this article.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
He said can you just tell me, rather than get me
Remember she, he said this, thisis all on him.
He said yo just tell me.
He said that's what she said.
He said so just tell me.
My, my whole thing is I hearwhat you're saying and I kind of
agree with that, but this manis 36 years old.
That whole, like you need tosay it to me a certain type of

(01:00:47):
way, is just like your argument,is kind of like I get it.
However, with this guy, he'sstill a toddler.

Speaker 2 (01:00:54):
Come on, just say it like it is he's still a toddler
that's what that shit sound like.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
Because I'm like yo, that's the easy shit.
Yo, you cook, I'll wash thedishes, like it ain't nothing.
To come over to the house like,oh you see, the trash is full,
you take it out, you do this,you do that, this, this, and
that You're there anyway.
I used to do that shit in mywife't doing it and it was
nothing to me, because it's kindof like yo, this is what you're

(01:01:22):
going to get.
A motherfucker immature and I'mnot bagging on dudes, I'm not
one of those things Amotherfucker immature Ain't no
way.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Well, no, he's definitely immature.
I mean because, even like Imean, mind you, when me and my
wife got together, her son was13.
So he took out the damn trash.
Yeah, I mean we take care ofeverything else.
I, I, we, me and her do the catlitter, me and her do the
dishwasher, me and her do thecat food, and I clean out the

(01:01:51):
cat's water bowl, I change theair filters, like we do
everything else in here to makethis comfortable, such as pain,
to make sure you can get onlineand cuss everybody out because
you mad that they so.
Like nigga, you get your mosaictins, or why the hell you still
online, acting like you, atoddler like nigga, grow the
fuck up.

(01:02:11):
You know what I'm saying.
At some point, you know, mindyou, when he's gone, then it's
gonna fall down to he.
Look, it's your.
Uh, fall down to Elo, it's your.
Take out this trash, nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:02:27):
And that's how I always seen it.
When it came to stuff like that, like y'all cohabitating yeah,
this is a you know, it's for meit's easy to take care of.
How can you put it?
Spaces that we share together,like a kitchen or bathroom or
whatever, whatever, whateverCause, neither one of us wants
that shit to be dirty, so ifit's something that's a little

(01:02:48):
messed up, you clean it or youclean up after yourself.
Now I was expecting to see someshit like like most men
probably wouldn't do, like yo, Ineed you to go get my son's
this, this, and that I need youto go get my sons this, this,
and that I need you to go getthis for me, like her personal
stuff and it's all them livingtogether stuff.

(01:03:08):
So it's kind of like Iunderstand that I'm not gonna
say that.

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
That's all it is.

Speaker 1 (01:03:14):
It's six days out of the let's just say
hypothetically, all the shit istrue I'm not saying that none of
this stuff is true.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
I'm just saying that it's in my head.
What I, what I've always seenwomen do, is they just point out
what they think they're askingyou, but not what they really
have been asking you.
So it's just like oh well, youknow, I've only asked you to do
stuff around the house, butreally you didn't ask me to do
this, this, this, this, pick upthis, you might.
You're leaving out all thestuff that you're like wait a

(01:03:43):
minute, this is your personalshit.
So I'm not saying that whatshe's saying is wrong or that
she's not telling the truth.
I need the whole story.
I need his side.

Speaker 1 (01:03:55):
You need his side.
She just wants to know if she'san asshole.
You don't need his side.

Speaker 2 (01:04:01):
Is she an asshole?
I don't think so.
Am I?
I don't think so.
I mean, you act or something.
You, you're not living togetherbut you're living together.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
It's also her spot, Like if you had your cousin over
or your homeboy over, you wouldexpect him to clean the
bathroom.
What's the difference?
You ain't washing his drawers.

Speaker 2 (01:04:31):
But is she washing his clothes?

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Yeah, she says she is , she's washing his clothes.
I'm pretty sure they're puttingthe laundry together, unlike
how we do laundry.
They're putting the laundrytogether on like how we do it.
They're putting the laundrytogether so he, he's just
benefiting.
Yeah, you get what I'm sayingnow.

Speaker 2 (01:04:51):
I get what you're saying.
You didn't preload us, man.
It's time for you to leave thatnigga.
That's what I was going to sayor tell him look, if you ain't
help me money through Friday,you should only be here Saturday
and Sunday, when I need youhere, Very true.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
Well, not even when I need.
Well, I mean, I'm not sayingthat you need but you get what
I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
It's quietly saying when I need you here because I
need to get fucked.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
You're not pulling that shit on a 42 year old woman
.
Apparently here because I needto get fucked.
You're not pulling that shit ona 42 year old woman.
Apparently he did.
No, he tried.
He's trying because he hearwhat you just tried in the
relationship.
It's just kind of likemotherfucker, like you're not
doing what I need you to do.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
But see, this also falls in that category because,
think about it, you're a 42 yearold with a six month year old
and single.
Yeah, what were you doing inyour 20s?

Speaker 1 (01:05:49):
what were you doing in your early 30s?
I hear where you're going.
For the sake of this, for thesake of this.
It sounds like.

Speaker 2 (01:06:02):
I'm not trying to be like Kevin Samuels.
Yeah, I got you.
I'm not trying to be like KevinSamuels, but I'm just saying
you're, you're 42, you're tryingto find a mate and now you're
mad at the pool that's there.
When you had your pickings ofthe pool when you were younger,
but you thought you were tooyoung to get goddamn married.
Now you got a six month old-old.
You're 42, now looking at thiswindow pool and all the good

(01:06:25):
niggas are gone because they gotmarried to who they wanted to
get married to.
You can't complain about thepickings.
She ain't complaining about thepickings, yeah yeah, she ain't
complaining about the pickings.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
She's just like yo, this motherfucker, she's doing
something about it, so she's notcomplaining.

Speaker 2 (01:06:41):
she's saying yo stay at your fucking house she's
doing something about it andthat's something that most of
them they'd be like oh no, I gotit.
She'll just complain about it,she'll find somebody.
The difference between whatKevin Sands would say and what I
would say is, even though youmight have waited and all the
good prospects are gone, or onesyou thought you should have got
because you thought you wereyoung or whatever you're going

(01:07:03):
to find somebody.
It might not be the most idealnigga, but you'll find somebody
who checks your boxes off andthen she's like okay, I'm
content and happy with thisperson.
You're going to find it, nomatter what age you are, but
I've seen it happen.
I've seen it happen in 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s.
Matter of fact, when my boycame back from texas, he was

(01:07:23):
going to somebody's wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
He said he's 65 years old, just found his love so
you'll find it my homeboy, hisuh grandmother passed like a
year ago uh, rp, her husband,his granddad, had another chick
lined up already, so he was likehis aunt's.
When his mom was getting mad,he was like yo is, and he was

(01:07:45):
like till death, do you part?
Like yeah, obviously granddadhonored that and then this is
what it is right, he went on.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
he went on the old peoplecom I don't know.
She might have been in the cutyou think, oh, you think it was
like uh, when, um, I won't sayher name because I'm not going
to put out, I'm going to tellyou like this, older folks, at a
certain age they might bemarried to somebody right and
they might quote, unquote, fancysomeone else.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
They would never do anything.
They'll just keep in contactand how you doing, mrs Jones,
and make sure Mrs Jones got whatyou need and this, this and
that.
See, I've heard worse.
I've heard worse too doublefamilies.

Speaker 2 (01:08:27):
I've heard like someone's you know somebody's
spouse be dying of cancer andthey already on it.
Like I was dating this onechick and her mom was dying and
she was like I think my dad'slike shit and her mom was dying
and she was like I think mydad's like messing with somebody
else because I found thesecondoms in his drawer and I'm

(01:08:49):
like why are you going throughhis shit exactly?
I was like.
I was like why, are you goingthrough his shit?
I just kind of stumbledno-transcript, mind you, I'm
like 20-something years old.
She's 20-something years old.
Why the hell you going?
What do you need in they roomthat you can't knock on they

(01:09:09):
door and ask them for it?
And if they ain't there, waitfor them to get there?
And I said, eventually the mompassed.
It was sad Me and her weren'ttogether at that point, but she
was like yeah, my mom passed,blah, blah, blah, and dad moved
on.

(01:09:29):
So maybe her suspicions wereright.
But I mean, I've seen.
I mean I'm not saying he wasout there fucking something else
, maybe he was just really justgetting prepared.
But I've seen chicks who's youknow?
Oh, he died of cancer, but I'mabout to get piped down by this
dude and then they die.
And then all of a sudden shedone moved on, like a week later
to another nigga that got bred.
You know what I'm saying?
Like it's just one of themthings where it's just like

(01:09:52):
people would want to do it withyou, like, and I was telling my
wife I said happened to you, Iain't about to be out here
looking for nothing else.
I said nine times and this isso death to his part.
So if you're going, I'm goingto coming with you.
Yeah, she was like you.
Better not kiss.
I ain't saying I'm gonna killmyself, but you, this is it,
yeah, this is it this.
There ain't nothing after this.

Speaker 1 (01:10:15):
That's what I've said , the same thing.
But, um, I was very, very, uh,okay, let me say this one part,
that whole like yo, now she withanother dude with bread, like
that's kind of how it had to beback in the day, because it was
kind of like yo, someone neededto take care of you so you had.
When that happened, you had toput yourself out there and
suitors were coming around thecorner.

(01:10:35):
Like yo, mr jones did, so youknow I can take care of you.

Speaker 2 (01:10:39):
Had he made sure Mays , or something like that I can
imagine the amount of people,the amount of guys who are just
waiting for me to fuck up orwhatever.
That's not what I was saying.
I'll tell you.
I'll be telling my wife becauseshe cut her hair off so she got
the little short cut.

(01:11:00):
I'm going to tell you like thiswe're going to stop going out
here looking all goddamn sexy,because if I'm looking at you
like this, I can imagine hownigga look.
Yo get your ass in the gym.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
I'm in the gym.
Return the favor, Return the no.
We're not returning the Mac.
I say return the favor.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
I have her thinking like who these bitches think
they are looking at my Mac oh,you know, I've been walking
around with a beer belly, but Ihear what's up, babe, what's up?

Speaker 1 (01:11:28):
yeah, you heard of her, of a keg yo yo, I forgot
what I was about to say.
Fuck, all I'm saying is yeah, Itold my wife the same thing

(01:11:52):
like yo, that's it but also wastruthful and was like I don't
think I'll ever get married.
I'll be fucking around a lot,it's gonna take me some time to
fuck around a lot, but, nah, mymarriage to you was that's it,
that's.
I don't want to be married tonobody else but you.

Speaker 2 (01:12:04):
Yeah, I don't even know if I mean it depends.
It depends on when it happenedokay, what happened to me?

Speaker 1 (01:12:13):
it's just kind of like just like homegirl, got
that shitty ass 36 year old.
You don't think.
You don't think as you getolder, as a man, it's going to
be.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Even you think it's going to be better no, because
I've seen the single ones whoare older, who either they they
got like three kids, they ain'tnever been married, they been
married.
They out here in these streetsjust looking to have fun.
I'm like, and he's like, well,you know, maybe that might be
your speed note because, at theend of the day, if all it is

(01:12:42):
that you out here in the streetfor real, what makes you think
you got time for me?
You know what I'm saying.
If, if, if I was to become awidow, a widower, if I was to
become a widow and a widower andI was like, alright, fine, I'm
going to get out there and kindof see what happens and I meet a
jank, we hit it off or whatever, and it always turns into I'm

(01:13:06):
busy, I'm busy, I'm busy.
I ain't got time, I ain't gotbut so much more life ahead of
me, I get it.
You got other niggas that youletting hit that jank because
you got all this energy.
But if you ain't got but somuch more life ahead of me, I
get it.
You got other niggas that youletting hit that jank because
you got all this energy.
But if you ain't, you know, ifyou ain't trying to rock with me
.
You ain't trying to rock withme.
I ain't about to sit aroundlike I was in my 20s.
Cool, cool, cool.

(01:13:26):
Hit me when you free, not atthat age.
You either here or you're nothere, right?
Oh, I'm busy.
Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool.
And then if I go out and you'rewith another dude, it's like
all right.

Speaker 1 (01:13:43):
I see what it is and that's exactly why I say I'll be
out there.
But I ain't taking nothingserious Like you have to be a
heck of a person.

Speaker 2 (01:13:53):
Yeah, I wouldn't take it serious.
I mean because even with thatI've been on the other end of
that where someone's like ohyeah, now I'm busy, I'm going to
bed and I go out and they therewith another nigga.

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
I'm like Listen, my homeboy going through stupid
shit like that now, and he's oneof the homeboys I told you
halfway out there.
He's going through stupid shitlike that right now and he's 37.

Speaker 2 (01:14:20):
So it's just kind of like I told you when the chick
called me and was talking aboutsomething she's going to be
tired at 9 o'clock and it was12pm.
I'm like what, you're going tobe tired.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
And this is why we are the best at what we do For
stupid shit like that.
It's just like come on, man.
It's like come on, you thinkI'm all the way retarded, like
we know we can't say stuff likethat to y'all, but you think you
gonna say that to me?
I'm gonna be like you know what?

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
Yeah, that's around the time, people really, because
I think what threw me off wasshe said she has Sunday classes.
I'm like you got a Sunday class.
I said where she's like oh, isthat PG?
I was like I ain't never seen.
I've seen Saturday classesSaturday.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
I think I've seen one .
I think I've seen one Sundayclass.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
I think the Saturday class I had was from 9 to 12.
Yeah, something like that.
It was like a three hour class,like nine to twelve, and I
think I've seen one sunday classin my whole life at pg and it
was like every other whatever.
It was like a hybrid class, I'mlike.
I was like in my head becausewhen I was talking to to the

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homie, our mutual, mutual homie,I was like I said this is, this
is the best thing I'm done.
She really thinks I'm done withshit.
I said look, and you know how Iput how I told him.
I said I can guarantee you that, dude, you said she met before
I showed up to the bar thatnight, that she got the number.
I probably said he wanted to doall this other stuff with her.

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Blah, zay, blah, blah, blah.
So when she had booked a datewith me, he said well, look, why
don't you just come hang outwith me?
She just wanted to cancel withme.
I said I can guarantee you.
I said ask your shorty, he comesback.
He's like yo, you hit that shitright on the nose.
I said nigga, I've been in thisgame too damn long to fall for

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dumb shit like that.
Like, come on, yeah, like, comeon.
She's like.
He's like well, then he's like.
She said well, how did you know?
I said he was like well, hejust knew.
So then.
So then, guess where?
I get a phone call from thechick oh, oh, oh, hey, yeah, I
heard that you thought I waswith somebody else, but no, I
wasn't with nobody else.

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I said.
That's why I said look, youain't gotta lie to me about shit
.
Look, we ain't dating.
We ain't dating, we ain't in arelationship.
So if you wanna do what you do,you do what you do.
Just be up front, hey.
Hey, look, I ain't gonna holdyou.

Speaker 1 (01:16:46):
I'm about to go out with somebody else no, I just
say you busy, you going out.

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
I ain't tripping and I probably I didn't fuck it up.
I probably didn't fuck it up,but I didn't fuck it up.
I was like cause no matter what, even though you canceled me, I
still found something else todo.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
That's what you fucked up, but I already know
you did it, because that was.
That was the G rated version.
Yeah, I know, but see, here'sthe thing, and I was telling my
homeboys.
I was like yo, I understandyou've been out of the game for
a while we both have.
I was like, but you need tounderstand they just want you to
say nice things, they want youto sugarcoat everything and they

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want to feel good about thefuckery that they feel, yeah, I
know, and that's how he is too,because he's too old for that
shit.
I'm too old for that shit.
That's what I'm getting at.
So it's kind of like, yeah, youfucked it up by saying the
truth, but if you just wouldhave said you know it is what it
is and left it open, ended, youknow how that shit go, but I
got time for that, I get it, Iget it, I get it.

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Closing remarks for Shortyshe's not the asshole.

Speaker 2 (01:17:51):
Closing remarks for Shorty you are not the asshole.
You're definitely not Now.
Are you late in the game to betrying to find a good suitor?
Yes, but you're not the assholefor asking him that to be here.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
She might be divorced man.

Speaker 2 (01:18:07):
She might be.
My thing is you got asix-month-old.
Who was you with the last yearand a half with cause?
That ain't his.
Supposedly that was her husband, probably another ancient nigga
that she was asking to do thesame shit that got her pregnant

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she not the asshole?
She not the asshole?

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
normally I would say you just start on the bare
minimum of like cleaning upafter yourself.
It ain't really that hard.
That's weird to me for you tobe 36 years old.
I'm expecting 26 or 20, youknow, 36.
You still ain't figured thatshit out.
Some of something he gottaclean up.
He gotta take care of hisapartment as well.
It's like yo, if you gotroommates, it's just your room

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and everybody collectivelyshould be contributing to
cleaning the house or whereverthe fuck you at.
So I don't really understandthat.
But on that note, everybodystop dealing with worthless
motherfuckers.
You know what I mean Prettymuch, there's a lot of people
that don't deserve your time,your energy.
They don't deserve to be in thesame space as you if they're

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not taking out the trash,especially when they make it.

Speaker 2 (01:19:18):
And if you're going to deal with an ancient
motherfucker, you might as welljust get a cat.
They'll ignore you just thesame way.

Speaker 1 (01:19:24):
Idiot motherfuckers, ever man.

Speaker 2 (01:19:28):
They'll ignore you the same way a regular nigga
would just with.
That's not my character.

Speaker 1 (01:19:32):
You the same way, a regular nigga would just quit it
, doesn't?
Take my cat to be just annoyedto fuck out you because she want
attention.

Speaker 2 (01:19:37):
My cat's been a little needy recently, I'm sorry
.

Speaker 1 (01:19:40):
Because y'all left and you're like, please don't
ever fucking leave here again.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
I mean, like you know , what else am I going to ignore
?
I know I feed him the most.
So anytime I'm like around, hejust follows me.
I pick him up, I walk aroundthe house.
He'll just vibrate whatever hebe doing, I'm just like whatever
he likes you.

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Right now it's his nap time.

Speaker 1 (01:20:10):
She left, she gone.
She heard my wife wake up.
She's like I'm out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
That's how Leo is with my wife.
He hear me come in.
He come running downstairs tosee me.
He stretch and I pick him up.
I talk to him like hey, how youdoing.
He just start vibrating.
Oh, okay, must have been a goodday.
Where's mama?

Speaker 1 (01:20:30):
I was just talks all the time.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
I always don't talk.
I always don to talk.
I was going to talk at all.
If he talk, it's because youbobbing him, or if it's late at
night and it's dark and he don'tknow.
If we did Like, I'll godownstairs, what would you need?
He looked and I'm like come on,so I'll pick him up and bring
upstairs, so that way he knowswe upstairs.

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I'm like come on, so I pick himup and bring him upstairs, so
that way he knows we upstairs.
I'm like, nigga, you donerubbed your glands on us already
.

Speaker 1 (01:20:59):
Like you know who he is?
Nah, whoever it was, he woke upand nobody was there.
So he's like a toddler, justlike fuck everybody go.
Did they leave?
I was like just go upstairs andcheck.

Speaker 2 (01:21:09):
Nah, that nigga, he stay, he stay Bothering somebody
.
I think he's not he over therelaying down in the sun just
chilling.
Yeah, he's just stretched outin the sun just having a good
old life, see if?

Speaker 1 (01:21:28):
you need an ancient ass motherfucker.
Get a cat On that note.
Get a cat, get a cat.
Get your breakfast on and in.