January 27, 2025 • 68 mins
Some Dead by Daylight talk, but a lot of other crap.
Festivities include:
- 1 Record-Breaking Moment: We celebrate our fastest downloaded episode ever—thanks to you, our loyal listeners!
- 4 Flashlight Fiascos: A wild rant on how Chaos Shuffle’s quartet of flashlights leaves killers completely exposed.
- 3 Killer Insights: Deep-diving into match-making mysteries and survivor perk conspiracies (with a special focus on Kindred’s puzzling impact).
- 2 Must-Visit Spots in Parsons, Tennessee: An on-the-fly tour of Little Josh's Catfish House and the local gems that make this town unique.
- A Classic Survivor Rant: Enjoy our infamous "Survivors Saying Stupid Sh*t" segment, dishing out the raw truth about DBD gameplay.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know what we have to do, husband is we've got to
plan our next fucking trip tolittle Josh's catfish house.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Camping them softly.
Making stacks, dropping,fucking facts, toxic teacher.
(00:28):
Camping them softly.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh, there he is.
Everybody.
It is me.
It is me the host of Campingthem Softly.
You're here with again me, thetoxic teacher.
Everybody, thank you for comingby.
This is episode.
Oh God, what episode was it?
(00:54):
I'm trying to think.
I'm trying to think Are we at41?
We're at 41, right, 41, Ibelieve, I believe.
Let me check.
Well, I, I gotta check now,because I never know.
I never know, I forget from oneto the next where we are.
Yes, yes, yes, it does looklike we are in fact at 41.
(01:15):
All right, all right.
So, um, thank you to all thenew people coming by.
We are actually.
We've got a cool little thing,is it a thing?
It's a thing.
We have broken.
Yet another record for the show,personally, is that the last
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episode, the Finding NewChallenges, episode number 40,
we gundied it.
We are now 40 years old, andguess what?
I don't have my sound ready, orelse I would have played it.
I'm a man, I'm 40.
I don't have it, but that wouldhave been great had I had it.
What I mean to say, though, isthat the most recent episode is
(01:59):
actually the fastest downloadedepisode that we have had since
we started, and you know what.
I'm extremely, extremely proudof that and I owe it to you guys
.
I mean, I couldn't do itwithout you guys.
We've been on a little over ayear and I'm incredibly thankful
(02:20):
for that, so I just want youguys to give yourself a little,
give me a hell yeah.
What?
Because you guys, to giveyourself a little, give me a
hell.
Yeah, because you guys deserveit, man, you deserve it.
Well, the killer mains deserveit, you, you survivor mains.
Obviously you don't deserve it.
Uh, you, you can hear one ofthem there in the background.
(02:41):
So, anyway, guys, um, thanksagain for coming by.
If you are new, this is Campingthem Softly, a Dead by Daylight
podcast, where we sometimes talkabout dead by daylight.
We sometimes talk about randombullshit, I think last week I
accidentally insinuated thatthat Steve Jobs is in hell, and
(03:03):
that was totally unintentionaland Satan found that pretty
funny.
So, yeah, that was an awkwardmoment, not my greatest, not my
finest moment.
It was a moment.
It wasn't the best, but it wasa moment.
So we've got a little bit.
(03:24):
We have a little bit to talkabout.
We don't have a moment.
So we've got a little bit.
We have a little bit to talkabout.
We don't have a lot, we don'thave a ton, but we have enough.
I guess, so to speak, we are inthe middle.
Dead by Daylight.
Wise.
Actually, should we go straightinto Dead by Daylight?
I feel like we might need to gostraight into Dead by Daylight,
and you know what that means.
(03:46):
I hope you know what it means.
Whenever we have to talk aboutDead by Daylight, is that we
have probably a song for that.
I would assume.
Right, don't we?
I don't know if this is thegood one, but we're going to
find out.
Is this it?
Is this it?
(04:14):
I don't know if this is a goodone, but we're gonna find out.
Is this it?
Is this it?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I don't I don't know if this is a good one.
There it is.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, we're, we're ready forthe news.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The dead by daylight.
Shit, dude.
This is such a good song Ican't get over.
I can't get over what I amcapable of.
And you know what I'm gonna do.
I'm actually I want to remixthis as we speak.
I am going to remix this songinto 80s old school rap
(04:56):
Aggressive, Funky.
I don't know why aggressive andfunky don't go together.
But Survivors complainingKillers saying what the hell, by
daylight, it is your cellreally right Fucking news.
(05:18):
That's toxic, anyway.
So let me turn the shit down.
Shut the fuck up.
This is how do I turn that down?
How do I turn that down?
Shut the fuck up.
Okay, there we go, there we go.
So we've got we've got a littlebit of news to cover.
We are in the middle of chaosshuffle and you know that's the
big event.
It's probably one of the eventsthat I like more than the
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others.
Uh, I think there are somereally good events and then
there are some really bad events.
Um, I'm trying to think of theone that I just hated.
The winter event was wastotally underwhelming me.
The, um, the what is it?
The?
The lights out was okay.
The halloween one was okay.
(06:00):
I would give that one.
It was above the the, it wasabove lights out, but below
chaos shovel.
This week, on camping themsoftly, he ranks every single
fucking event.
My little was up there.
It was about in the same range,but anyway, chaos shovel.
(06:24):
I have a bone to pick and thisisn't really news, but this is
news for me because I haveoutlost my fucking mind with
this group of survivors.
Okay, and this was on stream,so I've got it all.
I have video evidence that thishappened, and it was yesterday
actually, which would have beenthe 24th, I think.
(06:45):
Now, here's what happened, okay, and let's think about this,
let's think about this In ChaosShuffle, the killers a lot of
times don't have defensivetactics that they normally would
.
Right, because if you are goingagainst and in my fucking case
(07:06):
I was going against four fuckingflashlights and one of them was
a TTV okay, and I fucking hatethem.
Yes, thank you that.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
yes, the TTV what in the hell is this crap?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
so, anyway, I know it's gonna be a long ass fucking
match, and it does not occur tome until I see those
flashlights that like, oh shit,we're in chaos, shuffle and I
have absolutely no, no defenseagainst these flashlights,
whereas normally you would, as akiller, right Like, if you see
(07:44):
something like that, you can dosomething about it.
You can carry multiple perksthat would help you against a
team that's repeatedly blindingyou.
So I realized that they'reprobably doing this on purpose,
for the reason that killerscannot fight back in this case
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like they normally could.
So this is obviously what areyou going to do?
What do you do?
In this case?
You got to give them that hawkpoo and spit on that thing.
That's not what you're supposedto do.
So what we're doing?
Oh, there, I found the fuckingsound.
Is this it?
(08:28):
It didn't play sound.
Is this it?
It didn't play.
Oh, my god, it didn't play.
I thought it was gonna play.
What?
Why the fuck not hang on?
Hang on, it should have played,I thought I.
I thought I had the man.
I'm a man, I'm 40, sound ready,but apparently not.
Okay, well, that didn't workanywho.
So the the gloves come off.
(08:48):
At that point I realize.
I'm just gonna have to, I'mgonna have to beat the shit out
of these people, right, I'm notgonna take this garbage.
So here's what happens they, Iget, I get one down.
You know, as soon as you get itdown, there's's going to be
four or three survivors right upyour ass, right as soon as you
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down somebody.
They're going to be therewaiting somewhere.
And this is advice to youkiller mains out there or you
new killers out there.
I guess If you're a killer main, you already know what I'm
talking about.
But if you see someone comeinto your lobby with a
flashlight or especially in thisfucking case where you got four
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people with flashlights youknow, when you down somebody,
there's going to be at least oneperson on your ass somewhere
hiding behind a car, hidingbehind a rock, hiding behind
something, and they're going tobe ready.
That survivor main is going tobe ready to jump out as soon as
(09:51):
you pick up the, the, uh, thesurvivor that you've just downed
, right.
So with that in mind, I am, youknow, I down somebody.
Go around, find somebody, smackthem, boom, they go.
This happens over and overagain.
Smack them, smack them, smackthem.
They're getting their people up.
(10:11):
I'm smacking them, I startgoing for the hooks at that
point.
Whenever I've got them allinjured, I'm death slinger and
I'm hitting probably 70% of myshots.
I'm actually doing pretty wellas far as shot accuracy goes.
Now there comes a point atwhich I just end up slugging
(10:32):
three of them and I say you knowwhat, you know what?
But I start getting existentialhere.
These guys purposely broughtfour flashlights because they
knew that the killers hadabsolutely no defense against
these four flashlights.
Right now, this is whenever youhave a have a decision to make.
(10:56):
You have a very importantdecision that you've got to make
.
And guess what decision I made?
I'm gonna fucking slug foursurvivors and let them bleed the
fuck out, gotcha, bitch and uh.
So that's what happens that wesit there for fucking.
How long is it that that ithappens?
(11:17):
It happens for like fiveminutes or six minutes, I don't
remember how long it takes forsurvivors to bleed out.
I should have counted, but Ididn't and it was.
Yeah, it was just me doing that.
I was breaking pallets, I waswalking around the map, I was
getting my blood points.
However, I could, while theywere just laying there, two of
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them quit the TTV and I guessthe TTV's best friend just
fucking quit, and then the othertwo, they bleed out and then
boom, that's it.
Now one of them comes into or inthe end game chat.
I guess it's one of the onesthat didn't quit.
Very upset, very upset.
Slugging scum right Said youare slugging, fucking scum.
(12:04):
What in the hell is this crap?
Now I would, I would stronglydisagree with this, because
you're the scum that brings fourfucking flashlights into the
match.
How are you, who are you?
Who do you fucking think youare to come in and tell me, like
what, how I'm supposed to playthis fucking game?
I can do what I want and youcan't tell me what to do, right,
(12:31):
right, and why did my sound notplay?
My sound didn't play.
I had a sound to play and itdidn't play.
Oh, that well, that one wasn'tsupposed to.
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
So let me okay.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Satan is upset or happy or whatever, so anyway
this guy is saying you'refucking slugging scum.
And I say you're fucking scumfor bringing four flashlights.
His response is well, I didn'tuse mine.
Why are my sounds not playing?
(13:14):
I had a good sound queued up.
It's not even fucking playing.
Why is that one playing?
That's not even.
Why is this one what?
No, no, I've to push thebuttons.
Shit's going crazy.
Hey, I think I got the oneworking, though, god damn it, I
didn't get it Anywho.
So he says he didn't get to usethis.
(13:35):
No, fucking no shit.
You didn't get to use yoursbecause I slugged you guys out.
He was saying well, I didn'tget to blind you, so you
shouldn't have slugged me.
Well, there's a reason.
You didn't get to you, fuckingshit.
So, anyway, we go back andforth.
I start calling him sluggymcslugface.
(13:55):
I say welcome to the slugfest,hallelujah, like that.
One song I don't remember is oneof my theme songs.
The guy says welcome to theslug fest, hallelujah, basement
trap set just to screw you.
And that was one of my favoritelines of any AI song that I've
ever been.
I mean, that's just, I have gotthe best fucking shit anyway,
(14:18):
okay, so that's that he, he andI go back and forth, and back
and forth, and back and forthand there, there's forth and
there's no.
You know, there's no resolution.
This is dead by daylight, right?
We're going to argue allfucking day long.
He's going to be survivor manand I'm going to be the
intelligent person in the room,and it's going to go on that way
(14:38):
until the end of time.
So that was that.
That was the big chaos, shuffledrama, which is not much drama.
We know that's not a lot, butwe'll take what we can get in
terms of drama.
Now, another piece of drama Ifound as I was perusing was on
(14:58):
the DVD forums and I don't knowif you, uh, if you remember, we
had a segment a while back thatwe have not had in a while.
And you notice, I'm trying totalk a little.
I'm trying to slow the cadencedown a little bit, because I
know I talk 90 to nothing.
(15:19):
90% of what I say is cursewords.
So we're trying to slow it down.
You know what I mean.
Does that make sense?
Does that make fucking sense?
Like what is wrong with thisguy?
So we had a segment and it'sone of the better segments.
It's one of the segments thatgets us more downloads.
It gets us more attentionbecause people like it than some
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of the other stuff we do.
They are far more interested inthis.
It's called Survivors SayingStupid Shit, and I have a song
for it.
If I can fucking find it, hereis this.
It Is this it?
That's not it.
Where is it?
No, no, that's, that's a goodone, but that's not fucking it.
(16:06):
What, what?
The fog is thick.
No, that's not it, that's good.
Where is it?
Where is it?
I thought I had it.
I thought I had it fuckingready.
Oh, it was a oh shit.
It was a different.
(16:26):
It was called something else.
Survivors saying Hang on, I canfind it.
No, that's not it.
Is this it?
I think this is.
Hang on Is this it?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I think this is Hang on.
Is this it Uh?
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Uh, I guess this is it.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, this was it.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Survivor said stupid shit.
Uh yeah, this was it.
Survivor State stupid shit.
This wasn't the best one, butit was close.
There was one about Dwighthiding in a bush or something
like that.
Hang on.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Let me search up Dwight.
Another Dwight in the lobby Isthis it.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Dwight's in the lobby .
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Is this?
It Dwight's in the corner, isthis?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
it.
I don't remember even makingthis.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
I don't remember this fucking song.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
This is good.
Those generators with whitetripped over, sending us
straight to fairytale open.
We survive this nightmareprobable we'll keep widening, no
matter how it scouts oh wow,okay, I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
No, this was it.
No, it wasn't.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
See, I'm just, I'm playing random shit is this it
no, this one's it, you and mesitting by the hook talking
survival lore let's, oh no thatwas a different one.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
That's a fucking no this one's it.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Oh no, that was a different one.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
That's a fucking different one.
Whenever we go into Survivor,lore, okay, sorry, sorry, no,
anyway, we got Survivor sayingstupid shit.
I apologize, god who?
Is this fucking?
host here.
He doesn't even have his shittogether.
So here it is.
Here it is.
There was a post on the DVDforums, the official DVD forums.
(18:30):
You know we go everywhere.
We go to the Facebook, we go tothe subreddit, we go to the
fucking.
I'll stand out in the fuckingstreet and listen to people talk
about Dead by Daylight, okay,so find a forum post, the title
of this forum post.
Let me tell you the.
The title of this thing is, andyou know it's.
You know it's going to unleashsurvivor bullshit as soon as you
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hear it.
Okay, it is.
Do you have any DBD conspiracytheories?
I pushed the fucking button.
No, I pushed the fucking.
No, I pushed the fucking button.
I think I know what happened.
(19:16):
I accidentally converted someof my sounds to WAV files from
MP4s and I didn't update thefucking the path on the board
here, so I fucked myself over,anyway.
So do you have any DBDconspiracy theories?
And I think you know I'm not aconspiracy guy.
(19:38):
I don't know if you're aconspiracy guy.
I'm not a conspiracy guyUsually, usually usually,
everything in the universe goesby.
Nikki, he comes out of nowhere.
Okay, I'm a conspiracy guy.
He comes out of fucking nowhere.
Um, any who?
I am not normally a conspiracyguy.
That's what I was trying to say, that it just usually whatever
(20:01):
the simplest explanation is isusually the best one.
Right Now, sometimes that mightnot be the case, but 99% of the
time it is, at least in myopinion.
Now, people enjoy conspiracytheories.
You might enjoy them becausethey're fun, right, but they're
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generally bullshit 99 of thetime.
Now let's go into and I wasthinking here is that whenever
you have these conspiracytheories, I was like this got to
be a lot of survivors.
I haven't listened or I haven'tread all of them, so I'm not
sure if they're all survivors,but I, I that's going to be my
(20:45):
guess and I've got our survivormain friend here, shut the fuck
up, bill.
I've got our survivor mainfriend, bill, here.
He's gonna, he's gonna tell uswhat his two uh, his two
conspiracies are.
Bill, are you there, bill, bill.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
Bill, I will share two of mine.
Okay, lights Out 2.0 was asecret user test by BHVR to
check how the community feltabout increasing the anti-face
camp radius.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
What?
Okay, hang on a second, hold ona second.
Let me think about this,because I haven't read it all
the way through.
I wanted to go in cold, okay,because't read it all the way
through.
I wanted to go in cold, okay,because I knew it was a survivor
main.
I just saw the beginning andmaybe he's not, but I could be
wrong.
Okay, let's think about this.
It's to increase the anti-facecamp radius, but why?
(21:41):
I don't understand how thatwould even be a thing.
How would Lights Out 2.0 affectthe anti?
I can't even think of why, butlet Okay, bill is going to
explain it because you know he'sa survivor man.
So, bill, go ahead, tell usmore about this theory.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
My perception is that barely anyone seemed to play
the mode both in V1.0 and V2.0.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I don't know that that's true, that barely anyone
played it.
It seemed pretty healthy to meI don't know about you guys,
because I didn't experience thelong-ass queue times I did on
other modes.
But then again, like, were yousupposed to experience long
queue times?
Do do long queue times equalnot a lot of people playing, you
(22:29):
know what I mean?
Because it could be the, thewho is playing, because 2va
probably had a shitload ofpeople playing, but they were
all lumped on one side to thepoint where if you were trying
to play killer, good fuckingluck, it was almost impossible
okay.
So, uh, bill, keep going here,but I don't know why.
(22:50):
Why does nobody playing it?
I can't, I can't put thesepieces together.
This puzzle is confusingfucking enough that who knows
okay bill.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
It does not make sense to me why they would bring
it back unless they wanted totest our reaction somehow.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Okay.
So he's saying nobody played it, so why even bring it back?
Now Chaos Shuffle is back, butthen again people seem to like
Chaos Shuffle.
I didn't like Lights Out asmuch.
It did not, though it did not,at least to me, seem to get as
much hate as some of the othermodes.
Even 2v8, to me, got more hatethan lights out.
(23:33):
I could be wrong.
I could be wrong this week oncamping them softly toxic.
Admits that he might be wrong.
He's probably not fucking wrong, but he'll admit that he might
be.
So I don't see it.
I just don't see the connectionthat Bill is trying to make.
Bill, please elucidate us.
(23:54):
You notice I'm using biglanguage.
I'm in a big language moodtoday, fuckers, and I push a
sound and it's fucking.
It's one of the MP4s.
It's not okay, fucking shit.
I'm going to have to spend 45minutes for the next stream
trying to get all these soundsright.
Okay, bill, bill.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
On some level Dead by Daylight, secretly matches you
based on the perks you haveselected when you initiate
matchmaking.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Okay, what the fuck is he talking about?
here, this is the first fucking.
Is this real?
Is this person real right now?
Because this is not a thing.
Can somebody tell me?
Is that a thing?
He says they matchmake youbased on the perks whenever you
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start the match.
I have never once heard that inmy life.
I have never fucking.
I um, okay, I don't even know.
I don't.
I don't have a good, I don'thave a good answer for this,
because I've never fucking heardthis before, because I've never
fucking heard this before, thatthat would even be a thing.
(25:05):
Okay, well, let's keep tryinghere and see if this goes
anywhere.
What Is that?
It secretly matches you basedon your perks, like.
It matches you how Like.
(25:26):
In what sense does it match you?
How like, in what sense does itmatch you?
It matches you because of likeI.
It matches you because it wantsto match you based on people
that have similar perks.
Or does it match you against akiller, like a killer that um
has like perks that counter you,like what I?
I can't, I I cannot put two andtwo together on this.
(25:46):
I okay this.
This is left field.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
This is left fucking field, okay bill and nobody has
caught on to this yet, andnobody except for bill,
obviously.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
This is where bill, this, this survivor main, is
going to end up on the top of afucking university clock tower
with a gun because of this.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
Jesus Christ, you cannot convince me otherwise.
I'm sure I can't convince youotherwise.
When I play normal DBD, barelyanyone runs Kindred.
It's not that popular of a perk, okay.
So okay.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
So when?
Okay, now, let's okay.
Okay, let's stop here, let's.
I, like I said I have not readthis, but what I want to do is
we're going to find out.
Okay, let's fact check, likewe're a fucking news
organization.
Let's check if Kindred is aperk that's not run very much.
Okay, like I want, I want tosee this.
(26:48):
We're going to fucking find outhow.
How often is this perk used?
Okay, so let's go over here.
We're going to learn somethingI'm going to teach you.
I'm going to feed you babybirds.
Order by picker no, these aresurvivors.
I want the.
I want the perks.
How do I get to the perks?
By the way, did you know themost picked uh survivor is?
(27:11):
Get this.
I did.
I never looked at this to seewho the most picked survivor was
.
The most big survivor isfucking sable ward now, which is
followed by nia, which is cool.
But then you got fucking.
Number three is fang min, andthen you got uh kate, and you've
(27:36):
got yui, and then let me scrolldown.
I'm actually having fun withthis now mckayla reed uh,
fucking meg thomas having funwith
this now.
Michaela Reid.
Yeah, that's okay.
(27:58):
Hang on, I gotta get more.
Fucking.
Laura Croft oh, this is good,claude.
It.
Dwight.
Ada Wong.
Oh, shit, shit, I accidentallyhit it twice.
Okay, there's ace right there.
Okay, so we're at number what?
What is that fucking numberlike?
10, 11, 12.
Now see, I'm curious as to whothe least played survivor is.
I've never actually checkedthis before.
(28:20):
Okay, so we're going down.
Hang on, let me check thenumbers.
That was one.
Two.
Fang is three.
Kate is four.
Ue is five, mckayla six.
Meg is seven.
Eight is laura croft.
Nine is claudette.
10 is dwight.
11 is ada.
12 is ace.
Okay, 13 is, uh, tori kane.
(28:41):
She's, she's cool, I dig her.
I'm fine with her.
Next one, dude, what did I sayit was 12 was ace.
I think I said 12 was ace, sothat makes 13, tori Kane.
14, cheryl Mason.
I really don't care.
That's one that I do not feelstrongly one way or another
(29:03):
about the next one up, number 15, I'm just making the numbers up
.
I cannot remember who was whatat this point.
Is Leon Kennedy for PresidentAva?
This is almost like college.
Now it's college football.
And then number 17,.
15, 16, 17,.
(29:23):
I don't know, is JillValentineentine.
You know what, though hang on,I I take that back because most
jills are not that bad, like asas a whenever I'm playing in
solo queue or whenever I'mplaying, you know, as a killer,
I don't have a problem with uhjills, that's.
It's not that big of a deal.
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The next one is Trevor Belmont.
Okay, and then.
So Trevor's only used 2% of thetime.
I'm gonna go down the list alittle bit faster now, because
this wasn't, this wasn't my goal, but I'm just curious.
So you have Yunjin, you haveDavid, you have Steve.
(30:07):
Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkeland a clean pair of shorts.
Okay, steve, there we go.
Uh, felix, uh, I don't careabout vittoria.
(30:33):
Uh, jake park, zarina, renato,nancy wheeler wow, she's way
down there.
I feel like I face her morethan that, but I could.
I could be totally wrong.
Rebecca chambers is she from?
Yeah, she's from silent hill.
Bill alan wake, nicholas Cageand this is strange Adam Francis
is below.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Nicholas.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Cage.
I thought for sure that Adamwould be more played than
Nicholas Cage.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
Below Adam going down the listis Thelita Jane, elodie, and
then my boy, jeff Johansson.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Gotta give him that hawk poo and spit on that thing.
Oh geez.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
And now we're kind of getting at the bottom here.
Under Jeff is Ellen Ripley thefucking D&D people Laurie.
And then under Laurie remember,laurie's only got two skins.
Under Laurie is Gabriel SomaQuentin and then Ash Ash
Williams, hattie Tap, detectiveTap, which is true, I rarely
(31:38):
ever see Tap.
I see him once in a blue moon.
It says right here he hasplayed according to nightlight
because, remember, nightlight isis the best thing we've got.
He has played in less than onepercent of all matches, so you
should see him.
If this number is accurate,you'll see him.
You know, one out of everyhundred fucking matches.
So that that's uh, I find thatvery interesting, very
(32:02):
interesting.
Okay, so who is even lower thanTap would be Yoichi.
I think that's right.
Yoichi, yuichi, yuichi,ashikawa, ashikawa.
I don't know, I've neveractually, I think I've used him
just to get his teachables andthat was it.
And then the very last, thatmakes Jonah Vasquez the very
(32:26):
least used survivor, which Ifind interesting.
I did not, I would not haveguessed that.
But this is over the past 28days.
This is not, uh, you know thenewest uh information, or this
is not the most comprehensive.
It's not official whatsoever.
So, anyway, that's that.
But what we need to do is weneed to check on this fucking uh
(32:49):
, kindred, that's what we werelooking at, right, was the.
We wanted to know is thisfucking guy, does he know what
he's talking about?
He said kindred's very rarelyever used and there are how many
perks in the game?
How many fucking survivor perksare in dbd?
How many serve perks are in?
Hang on, oh, shut the fuck upreal quick, hang on.
(33:12):
I'll ask the fucking ai on myphone here.
Um should be able to tell me,turn up the volume, pump up the
gym.
Hello.
Uh, you're currently on mypodcast camping them softly and
we have a question for you inthe game, dead by daylight, how
many different unique survivorperks are there?
Speaker 4 (33:36):
all right, let's get into this dead by daylight
question to figure out exactlyhow many unique survivor perks
there are we need to?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
check the in-game store or look at a really
up-to-date online database, yournumbers can change a bit with
new updates and stuff.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Do you have a specific update patch in mind?
Yes, 8.5.0 please all right,let's get into this dead by
daylight question to figure outexactly how many?
Keep going all right, let's getinto this dead by daylight
question to figure out exactlyhow many unique survivor perks
there are.
We'd need to check the in-gamestore.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh my god no, like you can't even fucking.
This is ai has failed us.
How many survivor perks arethere?
Uh, just fucking google it 276,including 14 universal.
Okay, so remember there are 276perks, so that's going to give
us what we need right there.
I just needed to know how manythere were.
(34:31):
Okay, so Kindred would be onthis list.
Kindred is used 7% of the time,which would make it 1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
That's the 14th most used perkin the fucking game.
(34:53):
So this guy's a fucking moron.
What in the hell is this crap?
And that's exactly like that's.
Fucking.
See, right there, that's whatI'm saying.
All you got to do is a quickfact check.
You got to go off topic andcheck some survivor stats and
then, boom, you've got youranswer.
That's why we fact check here.
(35:14):
So you're a fucking dumbass,bill, but please keep going.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
When I play Kindred, suddenly everyone on the entire
planet is running Kindred.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Most of the people on the planet are running fucking
Kindred because it's the 14thperk 14th, most used in the game
, which makes it like what top10?
Speaker 6 (35:37):
I am being serious, I know you are.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
The game must recognize Seriously, fucking
stupid.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
Recognize that I have Kindred and then pair me with
other people who have the perkintentionally.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
No, it doesn't you fucking dumb because to be the
14th most used perk that's liketop five percent fucking stupid.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Who is upset at playing solo queue?
Survivor is just to run kindredbecause it fixes matchmaking
and pairs you with survivorsthat are also running.
Oh my god games feel waydifferent?
No, they don't.
If you don't believe me, testit for yourself.
Track 10 games, with andwithout kindred, in your you
(36:16):
know what?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I'm gonna take that fucking.
I'm gonna take that fucking bet.
How does that sound?
Hang on.
No, that's actually a goodfucking idea.
Is that I'm going to take thatand I'm going to run with it.
Let me put it on my notes offucking DVD shit I got to do.
Hang on, let me go into myfucking Google keep here, the
(36:38):
toxic Google keep, and I'm goingto put stuff to do in D, b, d
and I'm going to put my littlecheck box here and I'm going to
put run, uh, run, 10 games.
It's 10 games without kindredand 10 games with kindred, right
(36:59):
, okay, so we're going to seewhat the difference is whenever
you run or whenever you don'trun, kindred, so that that's
going to give us exactly oh, mygod, this is not okay, okay,
anyway.
So that's the idea.
That's the idea.
Um, let me see what's next here.
(37:20):
I want to check the.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna go downand I'm gonna check the comments
on this to see these fuckingidiots that agree, all right, so
, uh, here, do you have anyconspiracy theories?
All right, here we go.
You got first guy.
That's funny because I had theidea about the matchmaking being
influenced by perks the otherday because I was experimenting
(37:42):
with Perks.
This is fucking dumb Like whySomebody just posted the fucking
X-Files theme song on here.
This is getting out of fuckingcontrol.
Oh my God, what in the hell isthis crap?
Okay, hang on.
The game's spaghetti code's sobad.
Many changes are impossible toimplement.
That's why, seeing yourteammates' Per teammates perks
(38:04):
before match has not been added,the devs likely tried and it
broke the entire game.
Okay, that's.
It says if you're in a lobbywith three or four med kits,
hang on.
Okay, let's think about thisone.
If you're in a lobby with threeor four med kits and the killer
came to the lobby after thesurvivors, or if the killer
(38:28):
dodged the lobby and wasreplaced, you should dodge the
lobby as well.
The game might be giving you aplague.
What in the living fuck ishappening here?
These survivor main this isalmost beyond what we've seen,
(38:50):
guys in this survivor main.
Neurosis Like this is alphatier.
Like this is top level survivorbullshit the likes of which we
have not seen before.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Now the next one.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
I think the game starts forcing you on terrible
maps for your killer if you wintoo much.
I've noticed I get a lot ofindoor maps when I play
Hillbilly Huntress or Wesker.
Now see, that's a rare killer.
Main making an incorrect point.
That doesn't happen very often,but it happened here.
That doesn't happen very, veryoften, but it happened here and
I'm going to.
I'm going to forgive that.
I will forgive it.
Um, let me see here, swap yourmed kit for something else.
(39:32):
Yeah, no, fucking way.
Okay here.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Oh no, is this?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
the same guy from the other day.
Remember we had that episode.
Do you remember we had theepisode where the psychologist
was discussing dead by daylight?
I need to actually put that onthe YouTube page, um, but anyway
.
So it says right here myconspiracy theory deep.
Actually, let me get a Britishguy to say this it's going to
sound a lot smarter if it comesfrom rather than my like redneck
(40:00):
fucking, like mush mouth, if itcame from a, uh, from a nice
gentleman.
You know what I mean.
Where, where is he?
Where is he?
Uh, asher, british douche,that's what I called him.
I totally forgot about that,that.
I called him that.
Okay, here we go.
British douche, we need abritish douche my conspiracy
(40:23):
theory.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Dbd isn't a game.
It's a psychological experimenttesting how we all behave okay.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
So dbd is not a game, it's psychological.
It's all an experimentdeveloped probably by the
government, maybe the chinese,maybe the russians, maybe
fucking.
And what's his name?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
mario luigi uh kip leone, or whatever group
survivors that the only thingthat matters is their personal
survival.
Okay, but don't tell them thatthe only way they can accomplish
this is by working together.
Okay, see how the player baseevolves.
Do they inherently developcamaraderie and empathy for
(41:01):
their fellow players?
Usually no.
Do they sacrifice for eachother?
Sometimes Does antagonismdevelop between the survivor and
killer communities.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yes, but it's not the killer's fucking fault, it's
those survivor mains.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Am.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
I right killers.
You know I'm fucking right.
You know I'm fucking right.
Okay, uh, british douche, keepgoing, earl gray the t-tyrant
also with with things likesweatiness.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Oh, we'll put obviously broken things into the
game and see whether thecommunity just self-policies the
behavior polices, not policies.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Oh, the guy typed policies.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
I was like I thought the ai voice got it wrong, but
it was yeah, and of course don'tgive either side a win
condition and see if they justcreate one on their own.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
This is a very interesting conspiracy, British
douche.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
We're all test subjects and the paper they were
going to write got delayedbecause the game became very
popular.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
My conspiracy paper they were going to write got
delayed because the game becamevery popular.
My conspiracy, that's actually.
That's actually a pretty goodconspiracy theory.
I'm gonna give it to thebritish douche that that I
actually like that one.
That one's pretty cool.
Very good british douche.
All right, so what's it?
What's the next one?
What's the?
Or more sinister, the entity isa real thing that manifests
itself through the game.
(42:29):
By making people think about it, it becomes real and it feeds
off emotions, and we all knowhow emotional some people get
when they play this fucking game.
Those who become addicted tothe game are literally trapped
by the entity, doomed to hold M1and get sacrificed for eternity
(42:50):
and make forum posts abouttunneling.
I told you this is fucking it.
This is it.
This guy has got it.
They were in the thrills of theentity and that's why they make
all these forum posts aboutfucking tunneling.
I am the one.
I am the one to get us out ofthis bullshit and that's why I'm
(43:12):
working on a fucking rock operawhere an evil priest summons me
from the fucking depths of hell.
Like, I sound like a fuckingmaniac whenever I say that too,
but but it's true, I am workingon it and I think you guys heard
part of it.
I don't.
I don't know if you did, butany, any, who?
Where?
Where is it?
Is it right here?
Is this it?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Oh, brothers and sisters, he has arrived.
Speaker 7 (43:37):
He's the man, the myth the bald-headed god of
chaos.
Speaker 6 (43:41):
Yes, raise your voices for the toxic teacher.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yes, can't beat them softly.
Hear the name?
Yes, can't beat them softly.
He runs the game.
Yes, he built the pyramids withhis mighty hands.
Dude, this is fucking bad.
Yes, dude, this is fucking bad.
This is why the survivors arestuck in the thralls of the
(44:06):
entity.
And I'm here to.
I'm here to I don't know what.
Take over the world.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yes, okay.
Anyway, dude, this is fuckingcry.
Yes, the toxic nature broadcaston high.
Dude, this is fucking sweet.
The toxic rain of terror begins.
Yes, once he starts to care, healways wins.
Okay, anyway, that was that Now.
So that was the survivorssaying stupid, fucking shit, and
we've got to see ourselves outwith this.
(44:39):
See, I'm gonna get all thesesongs to where I've got them
queued up, and then it's gonnabe fucking boom, nailed it.
That that's what it's gonna be.
You guys are gonna be like man,he has got it.
Now, here we go.
This is a, this is another.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Yes, they are.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
It is.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
See, this is it man.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Stupid shit, bitch Stupid shit.
All good.
Stupid shit, bitch Stupid shit.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
Oh dude.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Entities meat machine Meat machine, I love it.
Hey, stupid shit, this is sogood, this is freaking it.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
fuck our perks, we wanna break.
Oh, cry me a river, it's bloodthat I take.
Yes, yes dude, we got a fuckingguitar solo.
Dude, we got a fucking guitarsolo.
Stupid shit yes.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Give me another.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yes, oh God, yes, yes , stupid shit.
Okay, there we go.
That was sweet.
That was a fucking sweet-asssong.
All right, so that is it forthe Survivor saying stupid shit.
That's it for the toxic news.
Now we're at 45 minutes.
I've got the one more segment,my favorite segment that I know,
(46:26):
you guys, either Either peopletune in for this segment or they
tune out because of the segment, and I'm not sure which one it
is, but I do it fucking anyway,because this segment deserves to
be done.
And guess what?
I've got the button to push forthis one.
See, I got a song, man, this isour Brown Jamesy, texas
(46:54):
Lanndale.
Yes, we got a little Georgia.
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
Where the fuck are the viewers from?
Yes, yes, boom, boom, boom,boom, boom boom boom.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Where are the?
Where the fuck are the viewersfrom.
They are.
They're always blowing shit up.
Germany, boom, nailed it.
Okay.
So, guys, we've got where thefuck are the fucking viewers
from?
And you guys know, you guys whohave been here for years, for
(47:45):
literal years.
It's been over a year, so it'slike years, right?
Or is it only years wheneverit's two?
Who the fuck knows?
That's part of the fun here.
So we've got to pick one cityand we've got to showcase that
city.
We have to showcase the good,the bad.
We have to have our co-host,nicky Dente.
(48:06):
I don't know if you've everheard of this guy.
He is Italian as fuck, and he'snot afraid to admit it.
Oh, hang on.
Oh, I got to push the buttonagain to turn the music off.
Okay, that makes sense.
Now let me go down the list.
I gotta thank some people.
I'm gonna thank some of the newlisteners.
I'm not gonna I'm not gonnalike go through all of your
cities, but I want to at leastacknowledge you guys.
(48:30):
So I want to thank.
We've got a few in Asia thathave come by.
Thank you for that.
We've got somebody in Nagoya,aichi.
I don't even know where thefuck it is, but thank you.
Tokyo.
Thank you.
Canberra, capital of Australia.
Thank you.
We've got people.
It's not even the same fuckingday and they're listening.
(48:51):
Montreal.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
What in the hell is this crap?
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Oh God, montreal, no, not that one.
The hell is this crap.
Oh god, montreal, no, not thatone.
Uh, this one, montreal is here,everybody.
Ashburn, virginia, thank youfor coming by.
Colorado Springs, I think you'vebeen here before.
Um, stillwater, oklahoma, thankyou.
We have a French person herefrom Paris and I don't know how
(49:22):
to feel about it, but thank youfor coming by, parisian.
And then also, uh, rome, italy.
I want to thank you as well.
So those are.
Those are just some of thenewest ones.
We've got New York city also.
Thank you, uh, for that.
Um, let me see Birmingham.
You've been New York City also.
Thank you for that.
Let me see Birmingham.
You've been here before.
Frankfurt is always here.
Calistoga you came back.
(49:43):
Hopefully you're still doingokay.
I have not checked to see what'sgoing on in Calistoga, if this
place is still safe, but, hey,stay safe.
If you're not safe now, pleasestay there.
Or, if you are safe, no, ifyou're not safe, don't stay.
Not safe, stay safe.
Does that make sense?
(50:04):
That makes sense to me, butthen again, a lot of stuff makes
sense to me that other otherpeople can't handle.
Okay, so we did, we did, um,what was it?
Barking, barking, barking,barking.
Fuck, I can't remember the nameof it.
We did them last week.
So I'm just gonna, randomly, I'mgonna, I'll tell you what I'm
gonna do.
I'm gonna copy this list thatI've got here and I'm gonna have
(50:26):
nicky give me one.
But he's gonna give it to me,oh jesus christ, he's, he's
gonna give it to me that.
Oh jesus, what in the hell isthis crap?
Right, right, okay.
So let's go to Hang on.
Shut the fuck up for a second.
Hang on, nicky.
(50:47):
Nicky, for our podcast, I needyou to pick a city out of these
for us to talk about on the showin our segment.
Where the fuck are the viewersfrom?
(51:10):
Okay, there we go.
Let's.
Uh, he's picking one.
He's picking one.
He's picking one.
No, what?
No?
Pick a random one, pick arandom, pick a random one.
He just gave me the list inorder.
All right, there we go.
I don't have we done this one.
I don't think we have.
(51:31):
Hang on, I have to checkbecause we're 40 fucking
episodes.
I can't even remember.
I'm gonna go down the list andsee if we have.
We have not done it.
He randomly picked Parsons,fucking Tennessee.
Parsons, tennessee.
You are going to be the subjectof where the fuck are the
(51:55):
viewers from?
Tell me about parsons tennessee, nikki.
Uh, tell me all, hang on.
All about parsons tennessee, uh.
What uh is there to do there?
Have you been there?
I heard you have.
(52:15):
Do you have any interestingstories?
This is going to be good.
What's the best thing aboutthat place and what's the worst
thing about that place?
Curse a lot bitch and don'tcensor your spellings.
(52:47):
Let it all out, mother bitch.
Okay, there we go, all right.
So let me see what uh nicky hasto say about you in parsons
fucking, tennessee.
Oh Jesus Christ, oh Jesus,parsons, tennessee.
(53:10):
I don't know if this is goingto be.
I don't know how it's going tobe, I'm just warning you this
could go very, very badly, or itcould go very, very well.
Uh, it's going to go somehow.
Um, let me, uh, I, I have to.
He fucked up a little bit hereon his spellings of shit, so
(53:32):
okay, here we go, here we go.
All right, nikki Parsons,tennessee, let's talk about you
know, what I think I I've beenlet's talk about parsons,
tennessee no, that's the douche.
We don't need the douche, weneed nikki here.
Oh, god damn, it did.
I just fuck that up.
I just fucked that up.
Okay, one set, one second,technical difficulties you, you
(53:52):
think I would be smart enough toedit this out, but I don't do
that kind of thing.
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 7 (53:59):
Parsons, tennessee, I don't know yo, let's talk about
parsons, tennessee.
Okay, this little town's gotits charm, but let's not kid
ourselves.
It's a speck on the map.
It is things to do parsons andgreater area museum okay, the
parsons Greater Area Museum.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Okay, what is this?
The Parsons and Greater AreaMuseum.
Speaker 7 (54:25):
You're into old stuff .
This museum's got exhibits ondinosaurs, native Americans and
early settlers Not that I go toexactly the Louvre.
The.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
Louvre, but hey it's something.
Hey, paris the louvre.
But hey, it's something.
Hey paris the louvre, there yougo.
We got somebody who probablylives at the louvre to listen to
this.
All right, so if you got, ifyou want some old shit, you're
gonna go to the parsons areamuseum, parsons museum and
barbecue joint and, uh, footmassage, foot massage, okay,
perry.
Speaker 7 (54:57):
Okay, perryville Marina.
Perryville Marina.
For those who like gettingtheir feet wet, this
full-service marina offers easyaccess to the Tennessee River.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Oh, wow.
Okay so we're going to go toPerryville Marina after we go to
the Parsons Museum.
Barbecue and foot massage.
Speaker 7 (55:13):
Let's grab a bite at spots like Like where, where are
we going?
Speaker 1 (55:17):
Little?
Speaker 7 (55:17):
Josh's Family Restaurant.
Speaker 1 (55:19):
Little Josh's Family Restaurant.
What the fuck is Little Josh's?
Oh my God.
Okay, I need to know what is.
I'm typing it in Little Josh'sFamily Restaurant.
We are in Parsons, tennessee.
How big is this fucking townhere that we gotta, we gotta
look up?
Okay, parsons, tennessee.
Hang on, let me, I need, I needsome fucking.
(55:42):
Okay, it's got 2000 people inthe whole fucking city.
Uh, that was in 2010.
It's the largest city bypopulation in Decatur County,
decatur County, tennessee.
The Perryville branch of therailroad was known as the
Peavine.
The train itself was known asthe hotshot or the cannonball.
What the fuck is this place?
(56:05):
2,100 people, hang on, city's87% white, 19% below the poverty
line.
Had famous people uh, come fromthe town at some point.
The guy that was a probasketball player and a folk
singer is from parsons,tennessee.
Oh jesus christ, what is withthis?
(56:27):
This, this place is somethingelse, man, something fucking
else.
Uh, hang on, are we still going?
Speaker 7 (56:34):
or fish house diner.
Don't expect.
Oh, I didn't look up littlejosh's.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
We need to get to little josh's fucking fish house
and fucking repossessioncentral little josh okay, little
josh's family restaurant.
Here it is, uh, oh, it's.
Is it even a restaurant?
It's a fucking food truck.
This isn't even a restaurant.
Is this this serious?
Are we serious?
This place, the best restaurantin fucking Parsons, tennessee,
(57:00):
is a truck.
It's not even a building.
It says right here on Googlereviews it's the finest place I
know to eat catfish and hushpuppies and it's got awesome
catfish and excellent chickenand outstanding service.
Let me see, oh, we got a menufor little Josh's here.
They're going to kill me.
The people from little Josh'sare going to find me and kill me
(57:25):
for making fun, specializing inhand carved Tennessee, fucking
river catfish.
Who wants catfish out of theriver?
Everybody.
You've got lunch dinner.
We've got table service.
How do they have table service?
They have tables.
They put out like littlefucking.
Uh.
Food is good.
The fish that is, pieces keepgetting smaller and smaller.
(57:46):
Jalapeno hush puppies are good.
No longer can go in and dine.
Not much room in there anyway.
What the fuck you used to beable to go in.
This is okay, oh, okay, here wego, bill.
You know this sounds like aplace Bill would eat.
If I'm going to be real honestwith you, it sounds like a
(58:07):
Survivor main restaurant, if Ihad to guess.
But here, bill, can you tell usabout Little Josh's Catfish
House?
Speaker 6 (58:18):
What is happening.
Thank you, Katie at the JacksonElks, for recommending this
place.
My husband and I are addictedto Little Josh's Catfish, and
you will be too.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (58:28):
We cannot give it proper recognition.
And until you taste will youunderstand why trying to
describe such deliciousness isbeyond words.
This place is worth the drive,no matter where you are from.
Speaker 1 (58:43):
What if I'm in Texas?
Speaker 6 (58:44):
We are so glad that we only live an hour drive away.
Oh my God, Because there is nodoubt that we would travel
further.
Speaker 1 (58:50):
They drive an hour.
They drive an hour to go to.
Speaker 6 (58:52):
This is only November , oh my God.
And we discovered this place inJuly and have been back six
times.
Speaker 1 (58:59):
What the fuck is wrong with you and your husband.
Speaker 6 (59:01):
We are surprised that the catfish is better than we
remember, and on our drive homewe are already planning our next
visit.
Speaker 1 (59:10):
Who is this couple?
That's like we've got to.
We have to.
You know what we have to do,husband, is we've got to plan
our next fucking trip to LittleJosh's Catfish House.
We've got to do it now.
On the way home, we need toknow the date, the time, the
route we're going to take,because we have to get back to
(59:30):
Little Josh's fucking CatfishHouse, because we need authentic
Tennessee River, fuckingcatfish.
Speaker 6 (59:36):
They are only open on Thursday, Friday and Saturday
and only take cash or checks, soplan ahead.
They don't even take fuckingcards.
Thank you, Katie.
Speaker 1 (59:47):
Oh my God, they don't even take fucking credit cards
at Josh's, little Josh's CatfishHouse and fucking Nail Parlor.
What the Okay?
So it's not in a truck.
You used to be able to eat inthere.
Maybe it was a building at onepoint and they moved it to a
truck, I don't know.
But what else do they have onthis fucking menu?
Now, I'm very interested inLittle Josh.
(01:00:08):
Like this is becoming anobsession to me is Little Josh's
Catfish House and they got afucking big ass picture of a
baked potato on the fucking onthe trip advisor.
They only have two pictures ofthis place.
One of them is a close-up ofthe menu where you can't even
see the fucking menu, and thenthe other one's a picture of a
(01:00:29):
like a like a low res, fuckingzoomed in picture of a baked
potato, and that's it.
And they're not even open today.
I thought they were open onsaturdays.
They're not even open right now, or else I was gonna call them
the final.
Okay, can I call them?
Is that a thing I can do?
Hang on, can I?
(01:00:50):
Is this okay?
Can I be doing this?
No, I'm gonna try here.
Oh, it says it's a wrong, awrong number.
Are you serious?
This is not the right numberfor little josh's catfish house.
Oh, did I find their menu?
No, I didn't.
Oh, no, it is the wrong.
Hang on hold on a fuckingsecond.
(01:01:11):
I'm, I'm, I'm not gonna letthis one die.
Seven, okay, uh, eight.
Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
This one dies.
Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Seven Okay, eight, four Not Okay.
And little Josh Is little Joshthere here?
Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Okay, here we are, little Josh.
Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Come on, they're not.
Why are they not open?
Open, it says they're open onsaturdays.
Is this it?
I'm gonna have to call themback on the next podcast, that's
I'm gonna have to record at atime that they're open.
God damn it.
Little josh and little josh'sfucking catfish restaurant and
(01:01:59):
barbecue, whatever.
Okay, that's it.
So now, where were we?
Oh, yeah.
Nikki, tell us more aboutParsons.
What was the other place,fishhouse Diner?
Speaker 7 (01:02:11):
Okay, Little Josh's family restaurant.
Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:02:14):
Or Fishhouse Diner.
Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Don't expect five-star dining but it'll fill
the void.
Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
Have I been there.
Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Yeah, have you.
Speaker 7 (01:02:21):
Yeah, I've passed through Stopped by the Parsons
and Greater Area Museum once.
Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Oh God.
Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
They had.
This exhibit on early settlersMade me appreciate modern
plumbing Shit.
I'll tell you that, okay, bestthing about.
Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Parsons, what is the best thing?
Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
It's quiet.
Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (01:02:38):
Okay, best thing about Parsons.
What is the best thing?
It's quiet.
Oh, if you're looking to escapethe hustle and bustle, this
place is a good hideout.
Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Interesting, Nicky.
Worst thing about Parsons.
Speaker 7 (01:02:44):
What is the worst?
Ain't much to do.
If you're looking forexcitement, you won't find it
here.
Oh, that was dramatic.
That's Parsons for you.
Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Yeah, take it or leave it.
Okay, little Josh's Fuckingfish house, that was.
That was when the fuck Are theviewers from Coming straight to
you live From Little Josh'sFucking fish house, thank you.
Oh my god, I did not expectLittle Josh To make an
appearance On Camping themSoftly, but that was.
(01:03:18):
That was something else.
Hang on, shut the fuck up.
I got music, okay, now we gotto see out where the fuck are
the viewers from.
Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
Keep watching motherfuckers.
Where the fuck are the viewersfrom?
Yeah, tell me who's watching.
Who's got the guts?
Yes, yes, yes man.
Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Woo, they are blowing shit up man.
Yes, there we go.
That was a good ending, allright, guys.
Well, that is it for this week.
Hey, thank you for coming by.
We will be back next week.
(01:04:07):
I don't even know if there's anydbd news coming out next week.
Uh, dbd, when is the next patch?
Live 8.5.0.
Do we even know?
I don't?
You know, I always fucking askthat and I never know when
they're coming out and I don't.
It says it no, no, it doesn'tsay Okay, yep, that was it Okay.
(01:04:34):
All right, guys.
Well, until next time Next week.
What next week?
What is next week?
Next week is the fucking.
That's the week of the 27th.
We'll see you back on the weekof the 3rd.
First week of February.
We're already a month through2025.
And that's fucking hard tobelieve.
2025 has been kind of a letdown, if you ask me.
(01:04:56):
So maybe the second month willbe even better.
But hey, guys, camping themsoftly, going strong.
Follow me on all the socialsToxic Teacher, ttv, and then
also on YouTube, the ToxicTeacher.
You can find me on Twitch.
Find me there streaming fromtime to time.
Also, you know, everywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
I'm everywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
I'm everywhere.
You want to be on this show?
You let me know.
I'm going to get you fucking onthis show.
We've got some guests lined up.
If you want to be on, come on.
If you want to argue with me,send me an email.
Send me a message.
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Speaker 5 (01:05:42):
All right let Get the fuck out of my face.
He's the guy.
He's the toxic teacher.
There's a new podcast.
Keeping him softly, the toxicteacher.
He's the host of hosts.
It's gonna take over the worldand make him money.
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He's as handsome as he is funny.
Toxic Teachers camping themsoftly.
He's here to play Every singlefucking day.
Toxic teachers Can't put themsoftly.
Making money by being fuckingfunny.
(01:06:29):
Survivor Get out of the way.
Care for them softly.
Gonna make you pay.
Survivors get rid of the sass.
Toxic's gonna kick that ass.
(01:06:51):
Toxic teachers care for themsoftly.
He's here to play every singlefucking day.
Toxic teachers Kevin and Softlymaking money by being fucking
funny.
You better listen, download andrate.
(01:07:16):
Give Toxic five stars, even ifyou hate.
He needs the money, he wantsthe fame, he wants the credit,
but not the blame.
It's the Toxic Teacher.
And camber them softly, toxic.
And camber them softly.
(01:07:37):
Toxic and camber them softly.
Here to kick ass.
Let's start the fucking class.
Bitch, it's the toxic teacher.
And camber them softly, bitch,bitch.
You know what we have to do, husband is we've got to
plan our next fucking trip tolittle Josh's catfish house.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Camping them softly.
Making stacks, dropping,fucking facts, toxic teacher.
(00:28):
Camping them softly.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Oh, there he is.
Everybody.
It is me.
It is me the host of Campingthem Softly.
You're here with again me, thetoxic teacher.
Everybody, thank you for comingby.
This is episode.
Oh God, what episode was it?
(00:54):
I'm trying to think.
I'm trying to think Are we at41?
We're at 41, right, 41, Ibelieve, I believe.
Let me check.
Well, I, I gotta check now,because I never know.
I never know, I forget from oneto the next where we are.
Yes, yes, yes, it does looklike we are in fact at 41.
(01:15):
All right, all right.
So, um, thank you to all thenew people coming by.
We are actually.
We've got a cool little thing,is it a thing?
It's a thing.
We have broken.
Yet another record for the show,personally, is that the last
(01:36):
episode, the Finding NewChallenges, episode number 40,
we gundied it.
We are now 40 years old, andguess what?
I don't have my sound ready, orelse I would have played it.
I'm a man, I'm 40.
I don't have it, but that wouldhave been great had I had it.
What I mean to say, though, isthat the most recent episode is
(01:59):
actually the fastest downloadedepisode that we have had since
we started, and you know what.
I'm extremely, extremely proudof that and I owe it to you guys
.
I mean, I couldn't do itwithout you guys.
We've been on a little over ayear and I'm incredibly thankful
(02:20):
for that, so I just want youguys to give yourself a little,
give me a hell yeah.
What?
Because you guys, to giveyourself a little, give me a
hell.
Yeah, because you guys deserveit, man, you deserve it.
Well, the killer mains deserveit, you, you survivor mains.
Obviously you don't deserve it.
Uh, you, you can hear one ofthem there in the background.
(02:41):
So, anyway, guys, um, thanksagain for coming by.
If you are new, this is Campingthem Softly, a Dead by Daylight
podcast, where we sometimes talkabout dead by daylight.
We sometimes talk about randombullshit, I think last week I
accidentally insinuated thatthat Steve Jobs is in hell, and
(03:03):
that was totally unintentionaland Satan found that pretty
funny.
So, yeah, that was an awkwardmoment, not my greatest, not my
finest moment.
It was a moment.
It wasn't the best, but it wasa moment.
So we've got a little bit.
(03:24):
We have a little bit to talkabout.
We don't have a moment.
So we've got a little bit.
We have a little bit to talkabout.
We don't have a lot, we don'thave a ton, but we have enough.
I guess, so to speak, we are inthe middle.
Dead by Daylight.
Wise.
Actually, should we go straightinto Dead by Daylight?
I feel like we might need to gostraight into Dead by Daylight,
and you know what that means.
(03:46):
I hope you know what it means.
Whenever we have to talk aboutDead by Daylight, is that we
have probably a song for that.
I would assume.
Right, don't we?
I don't know if this is thegood one, but we're going to
find out.
Is this it?
Is this it?
(04:14):
I don't know if this is a goodone, but we're gonna find out.
Is this it?
Is this it?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I don't I don't know if this is a good one.
There it is.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, we're, we're ready forthe news.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
The dead by daylight.
Shit, dude.
This is such a good song Ican't get over.
I can't get over what I amcapable of.
And you know what I'm gonna do.
I'm actually I want to remixthis as we speak.
I am going to remix this songinto 80s old school rap
(04:56):
Aggressive, Funky.
I don't know why aggressive andfunky don't go together.
But Survivors complainingKillers saying what the hell, by
daylight, it is your cellreally right Fucking news.
(05:18):
That's toxic, anyway.
So let me turn the shit down.
Shut the fuck up.
This is how do I turn that down?
How do I turn that down?
Shut the fuck up.
Okay, there we go, there we go.
So we've got we've got a littlebit of news to cover.
We are in the middle of chaosshuffle and you know that's the
big event.
It's probably one of the eventsthat I like more than the
(05:39):
others.
Uh, I think there are somereally good events and then
there are some really bad events.
Um, I'm trying to think of theone that I just hated.
The winter event was wastotally underwhelming me.
The, um, the what is it?
The?
The lights out was okay.
The halloween one was okay.
(06:00):
I would give that one.
It was above the the, it wasabove lights out, but below
chaos shovel.
This week, on camping themsoftly, he ranks every single
fucking event.
My little was up there.
It was about in the same range,but anyway, chaos shovel.
(06:24):
I have a bone to pick and thisisn't really news, but this is
news for me because I haveoutlost my fucking mind with
this group of survivors.
Okay, and this was on stream,so I've got it all.
I have video evidence that thishappened, and it was yesterday
actually, which would have beenthe 24th, I think.
(06:45):
Now, here's what happened, okay, and let's think about this,
let's think about this In ChaosShuffle, the killers a lot of
times don't have defensivetactics that they normally would
.
Right, because if you are goingagainst and in my fucking case
(07:06):
I was going against four fuckingflashlights and one of them was
a TTV okay, and I fucking hatethem.
Yes, thank you that.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
yes, the TTV what in the hell is this crap?
Speaker 1 (07:21):
so, anyway, I know it's gonna be a long ass fucking
match, and it does not occur tome until I see those
flashlights that like, oh shit,we're in chaos, shuffle and I
have absolutely no, no defenseagainst these flashlights,
whereas normally you would, as akiller, right Like, if you see
(07:44):
something like that, you can dosomething about it.
You can carry multiple perksthat would help you against a
team that's repeatedly blindingyou.
So I realized that they'reprobably doing this on purpose,
for the reason that killerscannot fight back in this case
(08:05):
like they normally could.
So this is obviously what areyou going to do?
What do you do?
In this case?
You got to give them that hawkpoo and spit on that thing.
That's not what you're supposedto do.
So what we're doing?
Oh, there, I found the fuckingsound.
Is this it?
(08:28):
It didn't play sound.
Is this it?
It didn't play.
Oh, my god, it didn't play.
I thought it was gonna play.
What?
Why the fuck not hang on?
Hang on, it should have played,I thought I.
I thought I had the man.
I'm a man, I'm 40, sound ready,but apparently not.
Okay, well, that didn't workanywho.
So the the gloves come off.
(08:48):
At that point I realize.
I'm just gonna have to, I'mgonna have to beat the shit out
of these people, right, I'm notgonna take this garbage.
So here's what happens they, Iget, I get one down.
You know, as soon as you get itdown, there's's going to be
four or three survivors right upyour ass, right as soon as you
(09:10):
down somebody.
They're going to be therewaiting somewhere.
And this is advice to youkiller mains out there or you
new killers out there.
I guess If you're a killer main, you already know what I'm
talking about.
But if you see someone comeinto your lobby with a
flashlight or especially in thisfucking case where you got four
(09:31):
people with flashlights youknow, when you down somebody,
there's going to be at least oneperson on your ass somewhere
hiding behind a car, hidingbehind a rock, hiding behind
something, and they're going tobe ready.
That survivor main is going tobe ready to jump out as soon as
(09:51):
you pick up the, the, uh, thesurvivor that you've just downed
, right.
So with that in mind, I am, youknow, I down somebody.
Go around, find somebody, smackthem, boom, they go.
This happens over and overagain.
Smack them, smack them, smackthem.
They're getting their people up.
(10:11):
I'm smacking them, I startgoing for the hooks at that
point.
Whenever I've got them allinjured, I'm death slinger and
I'm hitting probably 70% of myshots.
I'm actually doing pretty wellas far as shot accuracy goes.
Now there comes a point atwhich I just end up slugging
(10:32):
three of them and I say you knowwhat, you know what?
But I start getting existentialhere.
These guys purposely broughtfour flashlights because they
knew that the killers hadabsolutely no defense against
these four flashlights.
Right now, this is whenever youhave a have a decision to make.
(10:56):
You have a very importantdecision that you've got to make
.
And guess what decision I made?
I'm gonna fucking slug foursurvivors and let them bleed the
fuck out, gotcha, bitch and uh.
So that's what happens that wesit there for fucking.
How long is it that that ithappens?
(11:17):
It happens for like fiveminutes or six minutes, I don't
remember how long it takes forsurvivors to bleed out.
I should have counted, but Ididn't and it was.
Yeah, it was just me doing that.
I was breaking pallets, I waswalking around the map, I was
getting my blood points.
However, I could, while theywere just laying there, two of
(11:39):
them quit the TTV and I guessthe TTV's best friend just
fucking quit, and then the othertwo, they bleed out and then
boom, that's it.
Now one of them comes into or inthe end game chat.
I guess it's one of the onesthat didn't quit.
Very upset, very upset.
Slugging scum right Said youare slugging, fucking scum.
(12:04):
What in the hell is this crap?
Now I would, I would stronglydisagree with this, because
you're the scum that brings fourfucking flashlights into the
match.
How are you, who are you?
Who do you fucking think youare to come in and tell me, like
what, how I'm supposed to playthis fucking game?
I can do what I want and youcan't tell me what to do, right,
(12:31):
right, and why did my sound notplay?
My sound didn't play.
I had a sound to play and itdidn't play.
Oh, that well, that one wasn'tsupposed to.
Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
So let me okay.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Satan is upset or happy or whatever, so anyway
this guy is saying you'refucking slugging scum.
And I say you're fucking scumfor bringing four flashlights.
His response is well, I didn'tuse mine.
Why are my sounds not playing?
(13:14):
I had a good sound queued up.
It's not even fucking playing.
Why is that one playing?
That's not even.
Why is this one what?
No, no, I've to push thebuttons.
Shit's going crazy.
Hey, I think I got the oneworking, though, god damn it, I
didn't get it Anywho.
So he says he didn't get to usethis.
(13:35):
No, fucking no shit.
You didn't get to use yoursbecause I slugged you guys out.
He was saying well, I didn'tget to blind you, so you
shouldn't have slugged me.
Well, there's a reason.
You didn't get to you, fuckingshit.
So, anyway, we go back andforth.
I start calling him sluggymcslugface.
(13:55):
I say welcome to the slugfest,hallelujah, like that.
One song I don't remember is oneof my theme songs.
The guy says welcome to theslug fest, hallelujah, basement
trap set just to screw you.
And that was one of my favoritelines of any AI song that I've
ever been.
I mean, that's just, I have gotthe best fucking shit anyway,
(14:18):
okay, so that's that he, he andI go back and forth, and back
and forth, and back and forthand there, there's forth and
there's no.
You know, there's no resolution.
This is dead by daylight, right?
We're going to argue allfucking day long.
He's going to be survivor manand I'm going to be the
intelligent person in the room,and it's going to go on that way
(14:38):
until the end of time.
So that was that.
That was the big chaos, shuffledrama, which is not much drama.
We know that's not a lot, butwe'll take what we can get in
terms of drama.
Now, another piece of drama Ifound as I was perusing was on
(14:58):
the DVD forums and I don't knowif you, uh, if you remember, we
had a segment a while back thatwe have not had in a while.
And you notice, I'm trying totalk a little.
I'm trying to slow the cadencedown a little bit, because I
know I talk 90 to nothing.
(15:19):
90% of what I say is cursewords.
So we're trying to slow it down.
You know what I mean.
Does that make sense?
Does that make fucking sense?
Like what is wrong with thisguy?
So we had a segment and it'sone of the better segments.
It's one of the segments thatgets us more downloads.
It gets us more attentionbecause people like it than some
(15:44):
of the other stuff we do.
They are far more interested inthis.
It's called Survivors SayingStupid Shit, and I have a song
for it.
If I can fucking find it, hereis this.
It Is this it?
That's not it.
Where is it?
No, no, that's, that's a goodone, but that's not fucking it.
(16:06):
What, what?
The fog is thick.
No, that's not it, that's good.
Where is it?
Where is it?
I thought I had it.
I thought I had it fuckingready.
Oh, it was a oh shit.
It was a different.
(16:26):
It was called something else.
Survivors saying Hang on, I canfind it.
No, that's not it.
Is this it?
I think this is.
Hang on Is this it?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I think this is Hang on.
Is this it Uh?
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Uh, I guess this is it.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
Yeah, this was it.
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Survivor said stupid shit.
Uh yeah, this was it.
Survivor State stupid shit.
This wasn't the best one, butit was close.
There was one about Dwighthiding in a bush or something
like that.
Hang on.
Speaker 7 (17:19):
Let me search up Dwight.
Another Dwight in the lobby Isthis it.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Dwight's in the lobby .
Speaker 5 (17:26):
Is this?
It Dwight's in the corner, isthis?
Speaker 1 (17:29):
it.
I don't remember even makingthis.
Speaker 5 (17:36):
I don't remember this fucking song.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
This is good.
Those generators with whitetripped over, sending us
straight to fairytale open.
We survive this nightmareprobable we'll keep widening, no
matter how it scouts oh wow,okay, I'll take it.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
No, this was it.
No, it wasn't.
Speaker 5 (17:56):
See, I'm just, I'm playing random shit is this it
no, this one's it, you and mesitting by the hook talking
survival lore let's, oh no thatwas a different one.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
That's a fucking no this one's it.
Speaker 5 (18:07):
Oh no, that was a different one.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
That's a fucking different one.
Whenever we go into Survivor,lore, okay, sorry, sorry, no,
anyway, we got Survivor sayingstupid shit.
I apologize, god who?
Is this fucking?
host here.
He doesn't even have his shittogether.
So here it is.
Here it is.
There was a post on the DVDforums, the official DVD forums.
(18:30):
You know we go everywhere.
We go to the Facebook, we go tothe subreddit, we go to the
fucking.
I'll stand out in the fuckingstreet and listen to people talk
about Dead by Daylight, okay,so find a forum post, the title
of this forum post.
Let me tell you the.
The title of this thing is, andyou know it's.
You know it's going to unleashsurvivor bullshit as soon as you
(18:55):
hear it.
Okay, it is.
Do you have any DBD conspiracytheories?
I pushed the fucking button.
No, I pushed the fucking.
No, I pushed the fucking button.
I think I know what happened.
(19:16):
I accidentally converted someof my sounds to WAV files from
MP4s and I didn't update thefucking the path on the board
here, so I fucked myself over,anyway.
So do you have any DBDconspiracy theories?
And I think you know I'm not aconspiracy guy.
(19:38):
I don't know if you're aconspiracy guy.
I'm not a conspiracy guyUsually, usually usually,
everything in the universe goesby.
Nikki, he comes out of nowhere.
Okay, I'm a conspiracy guy.
He comes out of fucking nowhere.
Um, any who?
I am not normally a conspiracyguy.
That's what I was trying to say, that it just usually whatever
(20:01):
the simplest explanation is isusually the best one.
Right Now, sometimes that mightnot be the case, but 99% of the
time it is, at least in myopinion.
Now, people enjoy conspiracytheories.
You might enjoy them becausethey're fun, right, but they're
(20:21):
generally bullshit 99 of thetime.
Now let's go into and I wasthinking here is that whenever
you have these conspiracytheories, I was like this got to
be a lot of survivors.
I haven't listened or I haven'tread all of them, so I'm not
sure if they're all survivors,but I, I that's going to be my
(20:45):
guess and I've got our survivormain friend here, shut the fuck
up, bill.
I've got our survivor mainfriend, bill, here.
He's gonna, he's gonna tell uswhat his two uh, his two
conspiracies are.
Bill, are you there, bill, bill.
Speaker 6 (21:03):
Bill, I will share two of mine.
Okay, lights Out 2.0 was asecret user test by BHVR to
check how the community feltabout increasing the anti-face
camp radius.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
What?
Okay, hang on a second, hold ona second.
Let me think about this,because I haven't read it all
the way through.
I wanted to go in cold, okay,because't read it all the way
through.
I wanted to go in cold, okay,because I knew it was a survivor
main.
I just saw the beginning andmaybe he's not, but I could be
wrong.
Okay, let's think about this.
It's to increase the anti-facecamp radius, but why?
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I don't understand how thatwould even be a thing.
How would Lights Out 2.0 affectthe anti?
I can't even think of why, butlet Okay, bill is going to
explain it because you know he'sa survivor man.
So, bill, go ahead, tell usmore about this theory.
Speaker 6 (21:59):
My perception is that barely anyone seemed to play
the mode both in V1.0 and V2.0.
Speaker 1 (22:07):
I don't know that that's true, that barely anyone
played it.
It seemed pretty healthy to meI don't know about you guys,
because I didn't experience thelong-ass queue times I did on
other modes.
But then again, like, were yousupposed to experience long
queue times?
Do do long queue times equalnot a lot of people playing, you
(22:29):
know what I mean?
Because it could be the, thewho is playing, because 2va
probably had a shitload ofpeople playing, but they were
all lumped on one side to thepoint where if you were trying
to play killer, good fuckingluck, it was almost impossible
okay.
So, uh, bill, keep going here,but I don't know why.
(22:50):
Why does nobody playing it?
I can't, I can't put thesepieces together.
This puzzle is confusingfucking enough that who knows
okay bill.
Speaker 6 (23:02):
It does not make sense to me why they would bring
it back unless they wanted totest our reaction somehow.
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Okay.
So he's saying nobody played it, so why even bring it back?
Now Chaos Shuffle is back, butthen again people seem to like
Chaos Shuffle.
I didn't like Lights Out asmuch.
It did not, though it did not,at least to me, seem to get as
much hate as some of the othermodes.
Even 2v8, to me, got more hatethan lights out.
(23:33):
I could be wrong.
I could be wrong this week oncamping them softly toxic.
Admits that he might be wrong.
He's probably not fucking wrong, but he'll admit that he might
be.
So I don't see it.
I just don't see the connectionthat Bill is trying to make.
Bill, please elucidate us.
(23:54):
You notice I'm using biglanguage.
I'm in a big language moodtoday, fuckers, and I push a
sound and it's fucking.
It's one of the MP4s.
It's not okay, fucking shit.
I'm going to have to spend 45minutes for the next stream
trying to get all these soundsright.
Okay, bill, bill.
Speaker 6 (24:12):
On some level Dead by Daylight, secretly matches you
based on the perks you haveselected when you initiate
matchmaking.
Speaker 1 (24:20):
Okay, what the fuck is he talking about?
here, this is the first fucking.
Is this real?
Is this person real right now?
Because this is not a thing.
Can somebody tell me?
Is that a thing?
He says they matchmake youbased on the perks whenever you
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start the match.
I have never once heard that inmy life.
I have never fucking.
I um, okay, I don't even know.
I don't.
I don't have a good, I don'thave a good answer for this,
because I've never fucking heardthis before, because I've never
fucking heard this before, thatthat would even be a thing.
(25:05):
Okay, well, let's keep tryinghere and see if this goes
anywhere.
What Is that?
It secretly matches you basedon your perks, like.
It matches you how Like.
(25:26):
In what sense does it match you?
How like, in what sense does itmatch you?
It matches you because of likeI.
It matches you because it wantsto match you based on people
that have similar perks.
Or does it match you against akiller, like a killer that um
has like perks that counter you,like what I?
I can't, I I cannot put two andtwo together on this.
(25:46):
I okay this.
This is left field.
Speaker 6 (25:49):
This is left fucking field, okay bill and nobody has
caught on to this yet, andnobody except for bill,
obviously.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
This is where bill, this, this survivor main, is
going to end up on the top of afucking university clock tower
with a gun because of this.
Speaker 6 (26:10):
Jesus Christ, you cannot convince me otherwise.
I'm sure I can't convince youotherwise.
When I play normal DBD, barelyanyone runs Kindred.
It's not that popular of a perk, okay.
So okay.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
So when?
Okay, now, let's okay.
Okay, let's stop here, let's.
I, like I said I have not readthis, but what I want to do is
we're going to find out.
Okay, let's fact check, likewe're a fucking news
organization.
Let's check if Kindred is aperk that's not run very much.
Okay, like I want, I want tosee this.
(26:48):
We're going to fucking find outhow.
How often is this perk used?
Okay, so let's go over here.
We're going to learn somethingI'm going to teach you.
I'm going to feed you babybirds.
Order by picker no, these aresurvivors.
I want the.
I want the perks.
How do I get to the perks?
By the way, did you know themost picked uh survivor is?
(27:11):
Get this.
I did.
I never looked at this to seewho the most picked survivor was
.
The most big survivor isfucking sable ward now, which is
followed by nia, which is cool.
But then you got fucking.
Number three is fang min, andthen you got uh kate, and you've
(27:36):
got yui, and then let me scrolldown.
I'm actually having fun withthis now mckayla reed uh,
fucking meg thomas having funwith
this now.
Michaela Reid.
Yeah, that's okay.
(27:58):
Hang on, I gotta get more.
Fucking.
Laura Croft oh, this is good,claude.
It.
Dwight.
Ada Wong.
Oh, shit, shit, I accidentallyhit it twice.
Okay, there's ace right there.
Okay, so we're at number what?
What is that fucking numberlike?
10, 11, 12.
Now see, I'm curious as to whothe least played survivor is.
I've never actually checkedthis before.
(28:20):
Okay, so we're going down.
Hang on, let me check thenumbers.
That was one.
Two.
Fang is three.
Kate is four.
Ue is five, mckayla six.
Meg is seven.
Eight is laura croft.
Nine is claudette.
10 is dwight.
11 is ada.
12 is ace.
Okay, 13 is, uh, tori kane.
(28:41):
She's, she's cool, I dig her.
I'm fine with her.
Next one, dude, what did I sayit was 12 was ace.
I think I said 12 was ace, sothat makes 13, tori Kane.
14, cheryl Mason.
I really don't care.
That's one that I do not feelstrongly one way or another
(29:03):
about the next one up, number 15, I'm just making the numbers up
.
I cannot remember who was whatat this point.
Is Leon Kennedy for PresidentAva?
This is almost like college.
Now it's college football.
And then number 17,.
15, 16, 17,.
(29:23):
I don't know, is JillValentineentine.
You know what, though hang on,I I take that back because most
jills are not that bad, like asas a whenever I'm playing in
solo queue or whenever I'mplaying, you know, as a killer,
I don't have a problem with uhjills, that's.
It's not that big of a deal.
(29:44):
The next one is Trevor Belmont.
Okay, and then.
So Trevor's only used 2% of thetime.
I'm gonna go down the list alittle bit faster now, because
this wasn't, this wasn't my goal, but I'm just curious.
So you have Yunjin, you haveDavid, you have Steve.
(30:07):
Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkeland a clean pair of shorts.
Okay, steve, there we go.
Uh, felix, uh, I don't careabout vittoria.
(30:33):
Uh, jake park, zarina, renato,nancy wheeler wow, she's way
down there.
I feel like I face her morethan that, but I could.
I could be totally wrong.
Rebecca chambers is she from?
Yeah, she's from silent hill.
Bill alan wake, nicholas Cageand this is strange Adam Francis
is below.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Nicholas.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
Cage.
I thought for sure that Adamwould be more played than
Nicholas Cage.
I don't know why.
I don't know why.
Below Adam going down the listis Thelita Jane, elodie, and
then my boy, jeff Johansson.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Gotta give him that hawk poo and spit on that thing.
Oh geez.
Speaker 1 (31:14):
And now we're kind of getting at the bottom here.
Under Jeff is Ellen Ripley thefucking D&D people Laurie.
And then under Laurie remember,laurie's only got two skins.
Under Laurie is Gabriel SomaQuentin and then Ash Ash
Williams, hattie Tap, detectiveTap, which is true, I rarely
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ever see Tap.
I see him once in a blue moon.
It says right here he hasplayed according to nightlight
because, remember, nightlight isis the best thing we've got.
He has played in less than onepercent of all matches, so you
should see him.
If this number is accurate,you'll see him.
You know, one out of everyhundred fucking matches.
So that that's uh, I find thatvery interesting, very
(32:02):
interesting.
Okay, so who is even lower thanTap would be Yoichi.
I think that's right.
Yoichi, yuichi, yuichi,ashikawa, ashikawa.
I don't know, I've neveractually, I think I've used him
just to get his teachables andthat was it.
And then the very last, thatmakes Jonah Vasquez the very
(32:26):
least used survivor, which Ifind interesting.
I did not, I would not haveguessed that.
But this is over the past 28days.
This is not, uh, you know thenewest uh information, or this
is not the most comprehensive.
It's not official whatsoever.
So, anyway, that's that.
But what we need to do is weneed to check on this fucking uh
(32:49):
, kindred, that's what we werelooking at, right, was the.
We wanted to know is thisfucking guy, does he know what
he's talking about?
He said kindred's very rarelyever used and there are how many
perks in the game?
How many fucking survivor perksare in dbd?
How many serve perks are in?
Hang on, oh, shut the fuck upreal quick, hang on.
(33:12):
I'll ask the fucking ai on myphone here.
Um should be able to tell me,turn up the volume, pump up the
gym.
Hello.
Uh, you're currently on mypodcast camping them softly and
we have a question for you inthe game, dead by daylight, how
many different unique survivorperks are there?
Speaker 4 (33:36):
all right, let's get into this dead by daylight
question to figure out exactlyhow many unique survivor perks
there are we need to?
Speaker 3 (33:41):
check the in-game store or look at a really
up-to-date online database, yournumbers can change a bit with
new updates and stuff.
Speaker 4 (33:47):
Do you have a specific update patch in mind?
Yes, 8.5.0 please all right,let's get into this dead by
daylight question to figure outexactly how many?
Keep going all right, let's getinto this dead by daylight
question to figure out exactlyhow many unique survivor perks
there are.
We'd need to check the in-gamestore.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Oh my god no, like you can't even fucking.
This is ai has failed us.
How many survivor perks arethere?
Uh, just fucking google it 276,including 14 universal.
Okay, so remember there are 276perks, so that's going to give
us what we need right there.
I just needed to know how manythere were.
(34:31):
Okay, so Kindred would be onthis list.
Kindred is used 7% of the time,which would make it 1, 2, 3, 4,
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12.
That's the 14th most used perkin the fucking game.
(34:53):
So this guy's a fucking moron.
What in the hell is this crap?
And that's exactly like that's.
Fucking.
See, right there, that's whatI'm saying.
All you got to do is a quickfact check.
You got to go off topic andcheck some survivor stats and
then, boom, you've got youranswer.
That's why we fact check here.
(35:14):
So you're a fucking dumbass,bill, but please keep going.
Speaker 6 (35:18):
When I play Kindred, suddenly everyone on the entire
planet is running Kindred.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Most of the people on the planet are running fucking
Kindred because it's the 14thperk 14th, most used in the game
, which makes it like what top10?
Speaker 6 (35:37):
I am being serious, I know you are.
Speaker 1 (35:38):
The game must recognize Seriously, fucking
stupid.
Speaker 6 (35:39):
Recognize that I have Kindred and then pair me with
other people who have the perkintentionally.
Speaker 1 (35:44):
No, it doesn't you fucking dumb because to be the
14th most used perk that's liketop five percent fucking stupid.
Speaker 6 (35:53):
Who is upset at playing solo queue?
Survivor is just to run kindredbecause it fixes matchmaking
and pairs you with survivorsthat are also running.
Oh my god games feel waydifferent?
No, they don't.
If you don't believe me, testit for yourself.
Track 10 games, with andwithout kindred, in your you
(36:16):
know what?
Speaker 1 (36:16):
I'm gonna take that fucking.
I'm gonna take that fucking bet.
How does that sound?
Hang on.
No, that's actually a goodfucking idea.
Is that I'm going to take thatand I'm going to run with it.
Let me put it on my notes offucking DVD shit I got to do.
Hang on, let me go into myfucking Google keep here, the
(36:38):
toxic Google keep, and I'm goingto put stuff to do in D, b, d
and I'm going to put my littlecheck box here and I'm going to
put run, uh, run, 10 games.
It's 10 games without kindredand 10 games with kindred, right
(36:59):
, okay, so we're going to seewhat the difference is whenever
you run or whenever you don'trun, kindred, so that that's
going to give us exactly oh, mygod, this is not okay, okay,
anyway.
So that's the idea.
That's the idea.
Um, let me see what's next here.
(37:20):
I want to check the.
I'm gonna, I'm gonna go downand I'm gonna check the comments
on this to see these fuckingidiots that agree, all right, so
, uh, here, do you have anyconspiracy theories?
All right, here we go.
You got first guy.
That's funny because I had theidea about the matchmaking being
influenced by perks the otherday because I was experimenting
(37:42):
with Perks.
This is fucking dumb Like whySomebody just posted the fucking
X-Files theme song on here.
This is getting out of fuckingcontrol.
Oh my God, what in the hell isthis crap?
Okay, hang on.
The game's spaghetti code's sobad.
Many changes are impossible toimplement.
That's why, seeing yourteammates' Per teammates perks
(38:04):
before match has not been added,the devs likely tried and it
broke the entire game.
Okay, that's.
It says if you're in a lobbywith three or four med kits,
hang on.
Okay, let's think about thisone.
If you're in a lobby with threeor four med kits and the killer
came to the lobby after thesurvivors, or if the killer
(38:28):
dodged the lobby and wasreplaced, you should dodge the
lobby as well.
The game might be giving you aplague.
What in the living fuck ishappening here?
These survivor main this isalmost beyond what we've seen,
(38:50):
guys in this survivor main.
Neurosis Like this is alphatier.
Like this is top level survivorbullshit the likes of which we
have not seen before.
Speaker 3 (39:03):
Now the next one.
Speaker 1 (39:08):
I think the game starts forcing you on terrible
maps for your killer if you wintoo much.
I've noticed I get a lot ofindoor maps when I play
Hillbilly Huntress or Wesker.
Now see, that's a rare killer.
Main making an incorrect point.
That doesn't happen very often,but it happened here.
That doesn't happen very, veryoften, but it happened here and
I'm going to.
I'm going to forgive that.
I will forgive it.
Um, let me see here, swap yourmed kit for something else.
(39:32):
Yeah, no, fucking way.
Okay here.
Speaker 3 (39:35):
Oh no, is this?
Speaker 1 (39:36):
the same guy from the other day.
Remember we had that episode.
Do you remember we had theepisode where the psychologist
was discussing dead by daylight?
I need to actually put that onthe YouTube page, um, but anyway
.
So it says right here myconspiracy theory deep.
Actually, let me get a Britishguy to say this it's going to
sound a lot smarter if it comesfrom rather than my like redneck
(40:00):
fucking, like mush mouth, if itcame from a, uh, from a nice
gentleman.
You know what I mean.
Where, where is he?
Where is he?
Uh, asher, british douche,that's what I called him.
I totally forgot about that,that.
I called him that.
Okay, here we go.
British douche, we need abritish douche my conspiracy
(40:23):
theory.
Speaker 3 (40:24):
Dbd isn't a game.
It's a psychological experimenttesting how we all behave okay.
Speaker 1 (40:29):
So dbd is not a game, it's psychological.
It's all an experimentdeveloped probably by the
government, maybe the chinese,maybe the russians, maybe
fucking.
And what's his name?
Speaker 3 (40:41):
mario luigi uh kip leone, or whatever group
survivors that the only thingthat matters is their personal
survival.
Okay, but don't tell them thatthe only way they can accomplish
this is by working together.
Okay, see how the player baseevolves.
Do they inherently developcamaraderie and empathy for
(41:01):
their fellow players?
Usually no.
Do they sacrifice for eachother?
Sometimes Does antagonismdevelop between the survivor and
killer communities.
Speaker 1 (41:12):
Yes, but it's not the killer's fucking fault, it's
those survivor mains.
Speaker 2 (41:17):
Am.
Speaker 1 (41:17):
I right killers.
You know I'm fucking right.
You know I'm fucking right.
Okay, uh, british douche, keepgoing, earl gray the t-tyrant
also with with things likesweatiness.
Speaker 3 (41:34):
Oh, we'll put obviously broken things into the
game and see whether thecommunity just self-policies the
behavior polices, not policies.
Speaker 1 (41:43):
Oh, the guy typed policies.
Speaker 3 (41:45):
I was like I thought the ai voice got it wrong, but
it was yeah, and of course don'tgive either side a win
condition and see if they justcreate one on their own.
Speaker 1 (41:55):
This is a very interesting conspiracy, British
douche.
Speaker 3 (41:58):
We're all test subjects and the paper they were
going to write got delayedbecause the game became very
popular.
Speaker 1 (42:08):
My conspiracy paper they were going to write got
delayed because the game becamevery popular.
My conspiracy, that's actually.
That's actually a pretty goodconspiracy theory.
I'm gonna give it to thebritish douche that that I
actually like that one.
That one's pretty cool.
Very good british douche.
All right, so what's it?
What's the next one?
What's the?
Or more sinister, the entity isa real thing that manifests
itself through the game.
(42:29):
By making people think about it, it becomes real and it feeds
off emotions, and we all knowhow emotional some people get
when they play this fucking game.
Those who become addicted tothe game are literally trapped
by the entity, doomed to hold M1and get sacrificed for eternity
(42:50):
and make forum posts abouttunneling.
I told you this is fucking it.
This is it.
This guy has got it.
They were in the thrills of theentity and that's why they make
all these forum posts aboutfucking tunneling.
I am the one.
I am the one to get us out ofthis bullshit and that's why I'm
(43:12):
working on a fucking rock operawhere an evil priest summons me
from the fucking depths of hell.
Like, I sound like a fuckingmaniac whenever I say that too,
but but it's true, I am workingon it and I think you guys heard
part of it.
I don't.
I don't know if you did, butany, any, who?
Where?
Where is it?
Is it right here?
Is this it?
Speaker 2 (43:33):
Oh, brothers and sisters, he has arrived.
Speaker 7 (43:37):
He's the man, the myth the bald-headed god of
chaos.
Speaker 6 (43:41):
Yes, raise your voices for the toxic teacher.
Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yes, can't beat them softly.
Hear the name?
Yes, can't beat them softly.
He runs the game.
Yes, he built the pyramids withhis mighty hands.
Dude, this is fucking bad.
Yes, dude, this is fucking bad.
This is why the survivors arestuck in the thralls of the
(44:06):
entity.
And I'm here to.
I'm here to I don't know what.
Take over the world.
Speaker 1 (44:17):
Yes, okay.
Anyway, dude, this is fuckingcry.
Yes, the toxic nature broadcaston high.
Dude, this is fucking sweet.
The toxic rain of terror begins.
Yes, once he starts to care, healways wins.
Okay, anyway, that was that Now.
So that was the survivorssaying stupid, fucking shit, and
we've got to see ourselves outwith this.
(44:39):
See, I'm gonna get all thesesongs to where I've got them
queued up, and then it's gonnabe fucking boom, nailed it.
That that's what it's gonna be.
You guys are gonna be like man,he has got it.
Now, here we go.
This is a, this is another.
Speaker 5 (44:55):
Yes, they are.
Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yes.
Speaker 5 (45:07):
It is.
Speaker 1 (45:10):
See, this is it man.
Speaker 2 (45:13):
Stupid shit, bitch Stupid shit.
All good.
Stupid shit, bitch Stupid shit.
Speaker 5 (45:22):
Oh dude.
Speaker 2 (45:27):
Entities meat machine Meat machine, I love it.
Hey, stupid shit, this is sogood, this is freaking it.
Speaker 1 (45:40):
fuck our perks, we wanna break.
Oh, cry me a river, it's bloodthat I take.
Yes, yes dude, we got a fuckingguitar solo.
Dude, we got a fucking guitarsolo.
Stupid shit yes.
Speaker 2 (46:01):
Give me another.
Speaker 1 (46:02):
Yes, oh God, yes, yes , stupid shit.
Okay, there we go.
That was sweet.
That was a fucking sweet-asssong.
All right, so that is it forthe Survivor saying stupid shit.
That's it for the toxic news.
Now we're at 45 minutes.
I've got the one more segment,my favorite segment that I know,
(46:26):
you guys, either Either peopletune in for this segment or they
tune out because of the segment, and I'm not sure which one it
is, but I do it fucking anyway,because this segment deserves to
be done.
And guess what?
I've got the button to push forthis one.
See, I got a song, man, this isour Brown Jamesy, texas
(46:54):
Lanndale.
Yes, we got a little Georgia.
Here we go.
Speaker 5 (47:12):
Where the fuck are the viewers from?
Yes, yes, boom, boom, boom,boom, boom boom boom.
Speaker 1 (47:25):
Where are the?
Where the fuck are the viewersfrom.
They are.
They're always blowing shit up.
Germany, boom, nailed it.
Okay.
So, guys, we've got where thefuck are the fucking viewers
from?
And you guys know, you guys whohave been here for years, for
(47:45):
literal years.
It's been over a year, so it'slike years, right?
Or is it only years wheneverit's two?
Who the fuck knows?
That's part of the fun here.
So we've got to pick one cityand we've got to showcase that
city.
We have to showcase the good,the bad.
We have to have our co-host,nicky Dente.
(48:06):
I don't know if you've everheard of this guy.
He is Italian as fuck, and he'snot afraid to admit it.
Oh, hang on.
Oh, I got to push the buttonagain to turn the music off.
Okay, that makes sense.
Now let me go down the list.
I gotta thank some people.
I'm gonna thank some of the newlisteners.
I'm not gonna I'm not gonnalike go through all of your
cities, but I want to at leastacknowledge you guys.
(48:30):
So I want to thank.
We've got a few in Asia thathave come by.
Thank you for that.
We've got somebody in Nagoya,aichi.
I don't even know where thefuck it is, but thank you.
Tokyo.
Thank you.
Canberra, capital of Australia.
Thank you.
We've got people.
It's not even the same fuckingday and they're listening.
(48:51):
Montreal.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
What in the hell is this crap?
Speaker 1 (48:54):
Oh God, montreal, no, not that one.
The hell is this crap.
Oh god, montreal, no, not thatone.
Uh, this one, montreal is here,everybody.
Ashburn, virginia, thank youfor coming by.
Colorado Springs, I think you'vebeen here before.
Um, stillwater, oklahoma, thankyou.
We have a French person herefrom Paris and I don't know how
(49:22):
to feel about it, but thank youfor coming by, parisian.
And then also, uh, rome, italy.
I want to thank you as well.
So those are.
Those are just some of thenewest ones.
We've got New York city also.
Thank you, uh, for that.
Um, let me see Birmingham.
You've been New York City also.
Thank you for that.
Let me see Birmingham.
You've been here before.
Frankfurt is always here.
Calistoga you came back.
(49:43):
Hopefully you're still doingokay.
I have not checked to see what'sgoing on in Calistoga, if this
place is still safe, but, hey,stay safe.
If you're not safe now, pleasestay there.
Or, if you are safe, no, ifyou're not safe, don't stay.
Not safe, stay safe.
Does that make sense?
(50:04):
That makes sense to me, butthen again, a lot of stuff makes
sense to me that other otherpeople can't handle.
Okay, so we did, we did, um,what was it?
Barking, barking, barking,barking.
Fuck, I can't remember the nameof it.
We did them last week.
So I'm just gonna, randomly, I'mgonna, I'll tell you what I'm
gonna do.
I'm gonna copy this list thatI've got here and I'm gonna have
(50:26):
nicky give me one.
But he's gonna give it to me,oh jesus christ, he's, he's
gonna give it to me that.
Oh jesus, what in the hell isthis crap?
Right, right, okay.
So let's go to Hang on.
Shut the fuck up for a second.
Hang on, nicky.
(50:47):
Nicky, for our podcast, I needyou to pick a city out of these
for us to talk about on the showin our segment.
Where the fuck are the viewersfrom?
(51:10):
Okay, there we go.
Let's.
Uh, he's picking one.
He's picking one.
He's picking one.
No, what?
No?
Pick a random one, pick arandom, pick a random one.
He just gave me the list inorder.
All right, there we go.
I don't have we done this one.
I don't think we have.
(51:31):
Hang on, I have to checkbecause we're 40 fucking
episodes.
I can't even remember.
I'm gonna go down the list andsee if we have.
We have not done it.
He randomly picked Parsons,fucking Tennessee.
Parsons, tennessee.
You are going to be the subjectof where the fuck are the
(51:55):
viewers from?
Tell me about parsons tennessee, nikki.
Uh, tell me all, hang on.
All about parsons tennessee, uh.
What uh is there to do there?
Have you been there?
I heard you have.
(52:15):
Do you have any interestingstories?
This is going to be good.
What's the best thing aboutthat place and what's the worst
thing about that place?
Curse a lot bitch and don'tcensor your spellings.
(52:47):
Let it all out, mother bitch.
Okay, there we go, all right.
So let me see what uh nicky hasto say about you in parsons
fucking, tennessee.
Oh Jesus Christ, oh Jesus,parsons, tennessee.
(53:10):
I don't know if this is goingto be.
I don't know how it's going tobe, I'm just warning you this
could go very, very badly, or itcould go very, very well.
Uh, it's going to go somehow.
Um, let me, uh, I, I have to.
He fucked up a little bit hereon his spellings of shit, so
(53:32):
okay, here we go, here we go.
All right, nikki Parsons,tennessee, let's talk about you
know, what I think I I've beenlet's talk about parsons,
tennessee no, that's the douche.
We don't need the douche, weneed nikki here.
Oh, god damn, it did.
I just fuck that up.
I just fucked that up.
Okay, one set, one second,technical difficulties you, you
(53:52):
think I would be smart enough toedit this out, but I don't do
that kind of thing.
Okay, here we go.
Speaker 7 (53:59):
Parsons, tennessee, I don't know yo, let's talk about
parsons, tennessee.
Okay, this little town's gotits charm, but let's not kid
ourselves.
It's a speck on the map.
It is things to do parsons andgreater area museum okay, the
parsons Greater Area Museum.
Speaker 1 (54:19):
Okay, what is this?
The Parsons and Greater AreaMuseum.
Speaker 7 (54:25):
You're into old stuff .
This museum's got exhibits ondinosaurs, native Americans and
early settlers Not that I go toexactly the Louvre.
The.
Speaker 1 (54:37):
Louvre, but hey it's something.
Hey, paris the louvre.
But hey, it's something.
Hey paris the louvre, there yougo.
We got somebody who probablylives at the louvre to listen to
this.
All right, so if you got, ifyou want some old shit, you're
gonna go to the parsons areamuseum, parsons museum and
barbecue joint and, uh, footmassage, foot massage, okay,
perry.
Speaker 7 (54:57):
Okay, perryville Marina.
Perryville Marina.
For those who like gettingtheir feet wet, this
full-service marina offers easyaccess to the Tennessee River.
Speaker 1 (55:05):
Oh, wow.
Okay so we're going to go toPerryville Marina after we go to
the Parsons Museum.
Barbecue and foot massage.
Speaker 7 (55:13):
Let's grab a bite at spots like Like where, where are
we going?
Speaker 1 (55:17):
Little?
Speaker 7 (55:17):
Josh's Family Restaurant.
Speaker 1 (55:19):
Little Josh's Family Restaurant.
What the fuck is Little Josh's?
Oh my God.
Okay, I need to know what is.
I'm typing it in Little Josh'sFamily Restaurant.
We are in Parsons, tennessee.
How big is this fucking townhere that we gotta, we gotta
look up?
Okay, parsons, tennessee.
Hang on, let me, I need, I needsome fucking.
(55:42):
Okay, it's got 2000 people inthe whole fucking city.
Uh, that was in 2010.
It's the largest city bypopulation in Decatur County,
decatur County, tennessee.
The Perryville branch of therailroad was known as the
Peavine.
The train itself was known asthe hotshot or the cannonball.
What the fuck is this place?
(56:05):
2,100 people, hang on, city's87% white, 19% below the poverty
line.
Had famous people uh, come fromthe town at some point.
The guy that was a probasketball player and a folk
singer is from parsons,tennessee.
Oh jesus christ, what is withthis?
(56:27):
This, this place is somethingelse, man, something fucking
else.
Uh, hang on, are we still going?
Speaker 7 (56:34):
or fish house diner.
Don't expect.
Oh, I didn't look up littlejosh's.
Speaker 1 (56:38):
We need to get to little josh's fucking fish house
and fucking repossessioncentral little josh okay, little
josh's family restaurant.
Here it is, uh, oh, it's.
Is it even a restaurant?
It's a fucking food truck.
This isn't even a restaurant.
Is this this serious?
Are we serious?
This place, the best restaurantin fucking Parsons, tennessee,
(57:00):
is a truck.
It's not even a building.
It says right here on Googlereviews it's the finest place I
know to eat catfish and hushpuppies and it's got awesome
catfish and excellent chickenand outstanding service.
Let me see, oh, we got a menufor little Josh's here.
They're going to kill me.
The people from little Josh'sare going to find me and kill me
(57:25):
for making fun, specializing inhand carved Tennessee, fucking
river catfish.
Who wants catfish out of theriver?
Everybody.
You've got lunch dinner.
We've got table service.
How do they have table service?
They have tables.
They put out like littlefucking.
Uh.
Food is good.
The fish that is, pieces keepgetting smaller and smaller.
(57:46):
Jalapeno hush puppies are good.
No longer can go in and dine.
Not much room in there anyway.
What the fuck you used to beable to go in.
This is okay, oh, okay, here wego, bill.
You know this sounds like aplace Bill would eat.
If I'm going to be real honestwith you, it sounds like a
(58:07):
Survivor main restaurant, if Ihad to guess.
But here, bill, can you tell usabout Little Josh's Catfish
House?
Speaker 6 (58:18):
What is happening.
Thank you, Katie at the JacksonElks, for recommending this
place.
My husband and I are addictedto Little Josh's Catfish, and
you will be too.
Speaker 1 (58:27):
Okay.
Speaker 6 (58:28):
We cannot give it proper recognition.
And until you taste will youunderstand why trying to
describe such deliciousness isbeyond words.
This place is worth the drive,no matter where you are from.
Speaker 1 (58:43):
What if I'm in Texas?
Speaker 6 (58:44):
We are so glad that we only live an hour drive away.
Oh my God, Because there is nodoubt that we would travel
further.
Speaker 1 (58:50):
They drive an hour.
They drive an hour to go to.
Speaker 6 (58:52):
This is only November , oh my God.
And we discovered this place inJuly and have been back six
times.
Speaker 1 (58:59):
What the fuck is wrong with you and your husband.
Speaker 6 (59:01):
We are surprised that the catfish is better than we
remember, and on our drive homewe are already planning our next
visit.
Speaker 1 (59:10):
Who is this couple?
That's like we've got to.
We have to.
You know what we have to do,husband, is we've got to plan
our next fucking trip to LittleJosh's Catfish House.
We've got to do it now.
On the way home, we need toknow the date, the time, the
route we're going to take,because we have to get back to
(59:30):
Little Josh's fucking CatfishHouse, because we need authentic
Tennessee River, fuckingcatfish.
Speaker 6 (59:36):
They are only open on Thursday, Friday and Saturday
and only take cash or checks, soplan ahead.
They don't even take fuckingcards.
Thank you, Katie.
Speaker 1 (59:47):
Oh my God, they don't even take fucking credit cards
at Josh's, little Josh's CatfishHouse and fucking Nail Parlor.
What the Okay?
So it's not in a truck.
You used to be able to eat inthere.
Maybe it was a building at onepoint and they moved it to a
truck, I don't know.
But what else do they have onthis fucking menu?
Now, I'm very interested inLittle Josh.
(01:00:08):
Like this is becoming anobsession to me is Little Josh's
Catfish House and they got afucking big ass picture of a
baked potato on the fucking onthe trip advisor.
They only have two pictures ofthis place.
One of them is a close-up ofthe menu where you can't even
see the fucking menu, and thenthe other one's a picture of a
(01:00:29):
like a like a low res, fuckingzoomed in picture of a baked
potato, and that's it.
And they're not even open today.
I thought they were open onsaturdays.
They're not even open right now, or else I was gonna call them
the final.
Okay, can I call them?
Is that a thing I can do?
Hang on, can I?
(01:00:50):
Is this okay?
Can I be doing this?
No, I'm gonna try here.
Oh, it says it's a wrong, awrong number.
Are you serious?
This is not the right numberfor little josh's catfish house.
Oh, did I find their menu?
No, I didn't.
Oh, no, it is the wrong.
Hang on hold on a fuckingsecond.
(01:01:11):
I'm, I'm, I'm not gonna letthis one die.
Seven, okay, uh, eight.
Speaker 3 (01:01:14):
This one dies.
Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Seven Okay, eight, four Not Okay.
And little Josh Is little Joshthere here?
Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
Okay, here we are, little Josh.
Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Come on, they're not.
Why are they not open?
Open, it says they're open onsaturdays.
Is this it?
I'm gonna have to call themback on the next podcast, that's
I'm gonna have to record at atime that they're open.
God damn it.
Little josh and little josh'sfucking catfish restaurant and
(01:01:59):
barbecue, whatever.
Okay, that's it.
So now, where were we?
Oh, yeah.
Nikki, tell us more aboutParsons.
What was the other place,fishhouse Diner?
Speaker 7 (01:02:11):
Okay, Little Josh's family restaurant.
Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (01:02:14):
Or Fishhouse Diner.
Speaker 1 (01:02:15):
Don't expect five-star dining but it'll fill
the void.
Speaker 7 (01:02:19):
Have I been there.
Speaker 1 (01:02:20):
Yeah, have you.
Speaker 7 (01:02:21):
Yeah, I've passed through Stopped by the Parsons
and Greater Area Museum once.
Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Oh God.
Speaker 7 (01:02:29):
They had.
This exhibit on early settlersMade me appreciate modern
plumbing Shit.
I'll tell you that, okay, bestthing about.
Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Parsons, what is the best thing?
Speaker 7 (01:02:37):
It's quiet.
Speaker 1 (01:02:38):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (01:02:38):
Okay, best thing about Parsons.
What is the best thing?
It's quiet.
Oh, if you're looking to escapethe hustle and bustle, this
place is a good hideout.
Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
Interesting, Nicky.
Worst thing about Parsons.
Speaker 7 (01:02:44):
What is the worst?
Ain't much to do.
If you're looking forexcitement, you won't find it
here.
Oh, that was dramatic.
That's Parsons for you.
Speaker 1 (01:02:55):
Yeah, take it or leave it.
Okay, little Josh's Fuckingfish house, that was.
That was when the fuck Are theviewers from Coming straight to
you live From Little Josh'sFucking fish house, thank you.
Oh my god, I did not expectLittle Josh To make an
appearance On Camping themSoftly, but that was.
(01:03:18):
That was something else.
Hang on, shut the fuck up.
I got music, okay, now we gotto see out where the fuck are
the viewers from.
Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
Keep watching motherfuckers.
Where the fuck are the viewersfrom?
Yeah, tell me who's watching.
Who's got the guts?
Yes, yes, yes man.
Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Woo, they are blowing shit up man.
Yes, there we go.
That was a good ending, allright, guys.
Well, that is it for this week.
Hey, thank you for coming by.
We will be back next week.
(01:04:07):
I don't even know if there's anydbd news coming out next week.
Uh, dbd, when is the next patch?
Live 8.5.0.
Do we even know?
I don't?
You know, I always fucking askthat and I never know when
they're coming out and I don't.
It says it no, no, it doesn'tsay Okay, yep, that was it Okay.
(01:04:34):
All right, guys.
Well, until next time Next week.
What next week?
What is next week?
Next week is the fucking.
That's the week of the 27th.
We'll see you back on the weekof the 3rd.
First week of February.
We're already a month through2025.
And that's fucking hard tobelieve.
2025 has been kind of a letdown, if you ask me.
(01:04:56):
So maybe the second month willbe even better.
But hey, guys, camping themsoftly, going strong.
Follow me on all the socialsToxic Teacher, ttv, and then
also on YouTube, the ToxicTeacher.
You can find me on Twitch.
Find me there streaming fromtime to time.
Also, you know, everywhere.
Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
I'm everywhere.
Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
I'm everywhere.
You want to be on this show?
You let me know.
I'm going to get you fucking onthis show.
We've got some guests lined up.
If you want to be on, come on.
If you want to argue with me,send me an email.
Send me a message.
Thetoxicteacher at gmailcom.
Speaker 5 (01:05:42):
All right let Get the fuck out of my face.
He's the guy.
He's the toxic teacher.
There's a new podcast.
Keeping him softly, the toxicteacher.
He's the host of hosts.
It's gonna take over the worldand make him money.
(01:06:06):
He's as handsome as he is funny.
Toxic Teachers camping themsoftly.
He's here to play Every singlefucking day.
Toxic teachers Can't put themsoftly.
Making money by being fuckingfunny.
(01:06:29):
Survivor Get out of the way.
Care for them softly.
Gonna make you pay.
Survivors get rid of the sass.
Toxic's gonna kick that ass.
(01:06:51):
Toxic teachers care for themsoftly.
He's here to play every singlefucking day.
Toxic teachers Kevin and Softlymaking money by being fucking
funny.
You better listen, download andrate.
(01:07:16):
Give Toxic five stars, even ifyou hate.
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