January 21, 2025 ā¢ 56 mins
This episode features:
One severely hyped up host
2 good challenge ideas!
Over 20 F*cks
Quite a few sh*ts
One reference to Steve Jobs and SATAN!
AND 3 AMAZING AI songs!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I'm fucking glad to be here and you're like well,
you sound fucking depressed.
The last four episodes, bitch.
Well, I got something to say toyou, motherfucker.
What in the hell is this crap?
That's exactly fucking right.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Toxic, toxic.
Toxic teachers Keping them soft, doubling bitches and making
money.
Toxic teachers Keping them softThey'll conquer the world by
kicking ass.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Kepi oh it is time, guys, it is fucking time.
There we go, there we go.
All right, you should be ableto hear that.
I would assume you can hearthat, because I can hear it and
it sounds amazing.
It is the fake fans that loveme so much.
I've got a billion of them.
(00:47):
I've got those four billionfake people that love me, the
toxic teacher and this podcastfucking camping them softly.
You are here.
This is episode.
Oh, jesus Christ, I alwaysforget to check what episode is
this.
I wish I had a guy.
I wish I had a guy Like.
I wish I had a guy I could goto.
(01:07):
Like you guys didn't watchDavid Letterman like 50 years
ago.
There was a guy he would alwaysgo.
I guess every does every hosthave a guy Like.
You know a guy that's like hey,what episode am I on?
The guy's like fucking 50, youknow two, or whatever episode of
my?
The guy's like fucking 50, youknow two or whatever.
Let me see.
Okay, I'm here.
I mean, I'm on my episodes here.
(01:35):
By the way, guys, episode 39,the last episode that we just
had, the one year anniversary,part one.
That episode was the most howdo I say it?
The quick, quickly-est, themost quickly quickly-est this
week on Can't Be Clipped Softly.
He talks about episode 39 beingthe quickest downloaded episode
ever of Can't Be Clipped Softly, guys.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
This what I like.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
What I like in streaming skills I make up for
in podcasting skills.
Apparently, I don't know whatthe fuck is happening here, but
this one year fucking thing,like the one year, this is year
two of Camping them FuckingSoftly and the crowd is still
fucking losing it.
Let's go Camping them FuckingSoftly.
(02:24):
We're at year two and we'regoing to be in the bigger B,
because I'm a badass,motherfucker, shit Bitch.
I don't know.
This is stupid.
I couldn't think of what to say.
Whatever you can't think ofwhat to say, you just curse
Right, fuck, like that.
Yes, exactly, we need JesusChrist.
(02:46):
Um, hang on, let me, I gotta.
I gotta pull some stuff upbecause I w I was going to talk
about a couple of things Inoticed whenever I talk about
the fucking game, I get a lotmore response.
Remember, we were talking aboutthat the other day and it seems
to be true.
Who would have thought on adead by daylight podcast?
(03:06):
People want to talk about deadby daylight.
That is the wildest fuckingshit I've ever heard my life and
I know I'm kind of on firetoday, but that's just because
I'm glad, I'm fucking glad to behere and you're like well, you
sound fucking depressed.
The last four episodes bitch.
Well, I got something to say toyou motherfucker.
What in what in the hell isthis?
That's exactly fucking right.
(03:27):
So, um, anyway, what was Idoing?
Oh yeah, uh, hey, nikki, we'reat, uh, a year two of camping
them softly dbd podcast.
(03:55):
It's me the toxic teacher.
What do you think of year two?
What should we do?
Let's go nuts.
Any challenges.
Any cool uh, dbd things to dofor me to do on stream?
Uh, any weird social media shitI can do?
I don't know Like I can do.
(04:15):
Let's go insane, uh, also, no,let me, don't say let's go and
say, because he will go and sayit uh, curse a lot and don't
censor the words bitch, and Inotice, if I call him a bitch,
he'll like, do it.
You know like, whereas beforeyou have to, you have to get
nicky fucking going here.
(04:38):
Okay, oh, jesus christ, christ,oh my gosh.
Uh, okay, what the fuck is this?
Okay, this is not even real.
Okay, make it make it lessNicky Orient.
Make it less Italian.
(05:00):
He came up with the fuckingmost Italian shit I've ever
heard.
Make it less Italian and morelike DVD and podcast related
Bitch.
Okay, less marinara.
More killer mains.
Okay, hang on, you got to winwithout.
(05:24):
Okay, respect, base gameplay,saltiest post-game chats, build
roulette.
Okay, that's one.
10 hooks, one kill.
Okay, what?
No, what is this?
Here you go.
This is okay, we've got someshit here.
I think we might have somestuff here.
Okay, okay, here we go, let me.
(05:46):
I'm going to, I'm going to postor I'm actually going to have
them say this Um, okay, here wego.
Okay, um, hang on.
I just I can't help but readLike I get too into the reading
about, like doing it.
Okay, here we go, we go, let'sgo.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I don't know how loud Nikki's gonna be, so I
apologize if he blows oureardrums out stream challenges
10 hooks, one kill challenge youonly get points if you hook
every survivor at least twicebefore killing anyone.
If you can wait.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Hold on, okay.
So this is one kill.
You only get points if you hookevery survivor twice.
This has been done right.
If you kill early, you fail.
Forces you to be strategic.
Okay, that whatever.
No, I'm not big on that, but Iwould try it.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I would try it, Kill early.
You fail.
Forces you to be a strategicgod instead of a camping
degenerate Bonus idea Track howmany survivors rage.
Quit mid-game.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Now see, I would rather track it if it's the
complete opposite, like Iwouldn't want to track it by
doing what they want.
Okay, nikki, let's keep going.
What's the next one?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
V what Basement King Stream Play bubble or trap.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Basement King Stream.
Okay, this one is far moreinteresting, and this one's part
of the reason I'm including it.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
But you can't leave the basement all game.
Okay, survivors, come to you oryou fail.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Count how many basement hooks you can rack up
without leaving your domain.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I agree.
I think that's good.
You would have to limit howmany games.
You would have to say, okay, in10 games, we're never going to
leave all game.
You can walk around in there,right, you can huddle up in the
corner.
You can carry what would youcarry?
Insidious, or something likethat.
I'm trying to think of otherperks.
(07:42):
I'm going to have to think onthat, because that's actually a
good idea.
Hang on, let me ask you knowwhat you know who I should ask?
I'll fucking ask Nikki hey, forthat basement challenge, what
perks should we bring?
Should we bring Question mark?
Okay, All right, basement Kingchallenge.
(08:05):
We bring question mark?
Okay, all right, basement kingchallenge.
Well, okay, this, this makes nofucking sense.
It says bring agitation.
Agitation is one where wheneveryou uh, whenever you, um, grab
a survivor, or whenever you'regrabbing a survivor yes, I said
it right, I said it fuckingright.
Yes, you move faster, but ifyou're in the basement, the
(08:27):
whole fucking game, what does itmatter?
Okay, iron grasp doesn'tfucking matter.
He gives the two perks thatmatter the least, okay.
So it says right here, hang on,this thing wouldn't even
fucking work because theanti-camp meter, unless you kept
the anti-camp meter.
Oh, this is great.
(08:49):
This is great like this isfucking hilarious.
Because if you were forced tostay in the basement the entire
match think about this it wouldtrigger the anti-camp meter,
unless you've got a group offucking stupid ass survivors
that hang out near the shack,right, because the survivors
(09:12):
don't realize most survivorsdon't realize, guys, just FYI,
they don't realize that wheneverthey are close to the hook,
that slows down and or stopsanti-camp, and whenever it stops
anti-camp, like, they don't getit.
So if you have a camping killer, what's the first thing you
(09:33):
want to do?
The first thing you want to dois actually not even go near him
, because the camp meter will goup and up and up.
And then if the killer is proxycamping, obviously you can.
Um, if the killer's proxycamping, then it's harder to
stop, right, because he'll justgo right out of the range.
But let's, let's think aboutthis Uh, he's got a couple here
(09:58):
that are dirty that I like.
Number one's mad grit, youprobably a good idea for that,
right, where whenever you,whenever you're carrying them
and you, you swing and you missyou, you get a faster hit.
The other one's territorialimperative, which shows whenever
a survivor's in the basement,although that makes absolutely
no fucking sense as to like whyyou would need that if you're in
(10:22):
the basement the entire match.
So I think insidious would begood.
I think Mad Grit would also bevery good.
I would be curious to know theopinions of the other killer
mains out there and if you wouldbe willing to even try this
challenge.
(10:42):
I'm thinking maybe, what, whatwould you do?
You would do like uh, 10 gamesmaybe, and then see where, where
you uh, where you would end up.
Um, you know, I don't even knowhow many kills you could.
How many kills could youpotentially get in 10 games?
I mean, you could uh like five,six maybe.
(11:04):
But that's part of the fun,right?
So anyway, let me see, I don'tlet me go back.
I'm going to go through it.
Survivor redemption arc try toescape without dead, hard
borrowed time or unbreakableanti-meta survivor.
Let me see, make short vids,mocking killer and survivor
backstories.
I could do that.
(11:25):
That's actually a good idea.
Let's uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonnaactually put that.
I need a document, I need a, adocument handy of um, of like,
what do I need to do here?
Let me let me it.
Shut the fuck up real quick.
Okay, uh, stream ideas.
What was the idea?
(11:46):
I totally fucking forgot.
Um, you know, somebody at myjob put the word brain fart in
an email to the entiredepartment.
I thought that was a little odd,like would you, would you ever
do that, would you?
Would I?
No, no, no, no, no, no, Iwouldn't.
I would think about it, but Iwouldn't do it.
(12:08):
Hang on.
I got to get back to what Nikkiwas saying.
He was saying make fun of.
Was that the make fun ofsurvivor backstories?
Yeah, that's it.
Okay.
Videos, making fun, making funof the survivor backstories?
Okay, I'm totally in.
What's this other one?
Drop a spicy tweet calling outsurvivor mains or killers.
(12:31):
If you're still running deadhard in 2025, congrats, you
peaked in 2018.
Oh, that's good.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
What in the?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
hell is this crap?
I'll take that.
That's actually pretty funnythere.
I think my microphone is havingsome volume issues.
I'm not sure what it is.
I think it's because I fuckedwith the noise gate and that
must have done something.
Anyway, let me see what elsewe've got here.
(12:58):
We've got is Spirit, or justHillbilly, who want to feel
smart.
Oh, post controversial opinions.
That's okay.
Um, best perk for salty postgame chats.
Oh, this is like awards theyear of camping.
Oh, patch notes breakdown.
We already do that.
The Lord died, nobody asked for.
(13:19):
We've already got that.
We've.
We're doing that.
So's been done.
Um, so, guys, there is, uh,let's shift gears here.
I don't know if I have.
Where is, where's my fuckingmusic here?
I thought I, I thought I had itall queued up and I don't.
You know how, but you know howI do and you know what I noticed
(13:41):
.
Can I, can I say something?
Here's what I've noticed.
My, more than any other podcastfeatures a host that never takes
a breath.
Have you noticed that, like Italk the entire time, I think I
fit more words in the entire,like in an hour, what it takes
(14:02):
most podcasters like three hoursto do, because I just don't
stop.
I'm wondering if that'ssomething I should do, or is
that part of the fucking, or isthat part of my charm?
Is that I don't fucking do.
You're like, what the fuck isthis guy talking about?
Why won't he shut the fuck up?
I don't know why I won't shutthe fuck up.
(14:23):
I can't, I can't stop once Istart it stings.
You know?
Um, where?
Where are my songs, like thenews song?
Where the?
Where the fuck is it?
I can't find, I can't find it.
I can't fucking find it.
Okay, toxic, fucking news.
Where is it?
It was?
It was under segment, I think I.
I think I put it under segment.
I have to have it Before I doit.
(14:45):
Oh, there it is.
Is this it?
This?
Is it what this is?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
it.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Have we Heard this one?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Toxic fucking news.
I don't, what have we have?
We heard this one.
It's the toxic fucking news.
I don't remember this.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Killers suck, survivors OP.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Survivors are OP.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I'm a goddamn patch and it's breaking my PC.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
This patch is breaking my PC.
Skill check's flying.
Skill check's flying.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Palettes, dropping fast Palettes.
Why the fuck do I still playthis track?
That's true news.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
News that's toxic like this is good man.
I told you I'm the best atmaking this, making this music,
dude, it's like blinding, oh oh,killer's in pain.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
yes, oh, oh yes.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yes, I can't stop.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
It's so good, dude Killers.
What a daylight.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yes, it is ourself Fucking news.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
That's toxic Dude this is good shit.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Like I need to.
Here's what I gotta do.
I gotta make a Spotify so I canput this shit on there.
Are you having a?
Count for it, the distro kid.
No Like they, just like withthe.
That's what I call Dude whatthe fuck they're into this shit?
(16:25):
Are we in church?
What in the hell is this crap?
Hang on, we gotta get our buddyin here.
This is chaos and I love everyfucking second of it.
I'm fucking.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
We gotta get a text, call yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Dude, this is fucking chaos and I'm like, and I'm
like, okay, oh year, two manYear two, oh what?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Oh shit.
Oh, we're still going.
What the fuck.
What the fuck?
When does it stop?
I have no idea.
Oh my god, dude, I can only getthe time.
What the fuck?
We're still on the minute left.
I don't know if I should do Ijust talk?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
over it.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Do I turn?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
it off.
I feel bad turning it off.
What the fuck is happening?
It's like that weird AI screamwhat, what, what, what is he?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
saying this is not English.
This is like what Mickey doesyeah, I can't, this is not
English.
This is like what Nicky doesyeah, yeah, I can't.
I.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
What the fuck?
This is not good.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yes, he's here, his choir is living.
This is a fucking super quietsong.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
It reminds me of you guys played Sybil.
I can't, I can't.
The chaos in my mind right nowfrom all this fucking noise.
Okay, no, it's the next song onthe playlist.
Okay, there, we're done, we'redone, we're done, done, yes,
okay.
So what were we saying beforethe chaos that ensued?
See, now you gotta come down.
(18:27):
See, we gotta, yeah, yeah, hangon.
Oh shit, I had it ready.
See, I would be so smooth.
If I like pre-planned shit,I'll be like, oh yeah oh yeah
anyway, what were we talkingabout?
Oh, yes, news.
Okay, see, I'll just play thatone out.
(18:49):
No, we got some news and it'skind of some odd news and I
wonder, like I can't figure itout.
Okay, and here's the dilemma.
Okay, you know I'm big intostatistics, right?
I big into, uh, stats andlooking up where the viewers are
from and what they're doing andwho they're fucking with and
(19:10):
all of that shit, even though Idon't know who y'all are fucking
with and I don't care.
Even the guy in fucking saladto valley field or whatever it
was or what it wasn't, my guyMitch and Martin and fucking
Jasper Indiana, fucking.
See, I know the names off thetop of my head now, but let's
get back.
Let's get back on topic, shallwe?
(19:31):
So here's the thing on the, onthe stats.
The weirdest thing is that thestats have shifted like
dramatically and quickly.
And here's how they've shiftedPodcasts still growing, but like
(19:56):
nobody is downloading me onSpotify anymore compared to what
they were.
It's like all of the trafficjust one day, just boom, shifted
from Spotify to Apple and Ihave no fucking idea why.
Ahoy ladies, didn't see youthere.
Would you?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
guys like to set sail on this ocean of flavor with me
.
If it's some kind of algorithmthing, I'm.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Steve Harrington.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Because let me give you a for instance.
Okay, let me give you a forinstance If we look at all time,
let's look at all timeeverybody that's ever fucking
downloaded this pocket had thewondrous like.
You've been lucky enough to beable to listen to me, okay, like
, let's just say it, let's justsay it, you're lucky, you are
lucky to have me in your life,you are lucky to have me in
(20:39):
there in your life.
I mean, but let me, I'm tryingto pull up the stats because
it's a fucking, it's a differentthing here.
Okay, here we go, here we go.
If we look at all time, we looksince the very fucking
beginning.
Here's a more download stats.
This is exactly what I'mlooking for here.
Um, if we go to devices, appsand devices, here we go to all,
(21:01):
all episodes.
Here we go to all, all episodes.
Okay, all time.
52% of people downloaded onSpotify.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Well, that's not bad.
I don't know why I hit thewrong fucking button.
I download shit on Spotifyanyway.
Okay, so 52% of the people wereon Spotify.
Okay, so, remember that alltime, all time, 52% on Spotify,
21% on Apple.
So it's about like that, 70% ofthe people.
Right, there are one or theother Spotify, apple.
Right, the other ones are likeovercast and fucking shit balls
(21:37):
and you know cast nuggets andwhatever I don't know.
So if we Okay, so we got thatright.
We got 52 Spotify, 21 Apple.
If we go to the last 10 episodes, remember, we're at episode
number fucking 30.
Are we at 40?
We're at 40?
We're 40.
(21:58):
We're a man, we're fucking 40.
Give me a hell, yeah, what thepodcast has become.
A man, I didn't even realize it.
Oh my God, I need it.
I need the fucking sound.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
My instant should have thesound.
Everybody is like what the fuckis he doing?
I'm a man, I'm 40.
Do you guys remember this?
(22:19):
I'm 40.
I'm a man, I'm 40.
Yes, I'm a man, I'm 40.
Yes, I'm a man, I'm 40.
Here it is.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
I'm a man, I'm 40.
Yes, I'm a man, I'm 40.
Come after me.
I'm a man, I'm 40.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I want the one that says come after me, I'm a man,
I'm 40.
Okay, I'm getting that.
That's actually.
That's going straight into thefucking thing here.
Let me.
I know I am just wasting yourtime at this point, but I don't
care, because I'm having a greattime today.
Are we all having a great time?
I hope so.
I've got to go over here.
(22:57):
See, this is what I'm doing.
But what was I saying?
Okay, so we were saying thatthe stats we were at 50 and 21%,
right, so that has changed forsome reason, out of nowhere, to,
let me see, play a sound,that's what I want.
(23:18):
Play a sound.
And then the play sound actionis I'm 40.
Here we go.
So for some reason, it switched.
I don't know if I'll ever knowwhat the reason.
Select output, that's fine,okay.
So now, whenever I hit thisbutton, Come after me.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
I'm a man, I'm 40.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yes, okay, that's perfect, all right, so we got it
.
So, anyway, we're at 50 and 21,.
Right On the, on the stats here, and I just lost the fucking
stats because I went off thefucking page.
No, I'll get it back.
I'll get it back.
You shut the fuck up right now.
He's back.
See, I told you I was, I toldyou I'd be back and I'm back.
So, okay, 50 and 20, 52 to 21,.
(24:01):
Right, spotify to Apple.
Last 10 episodes is 38 to 32.
That's over a 10% increase anddrop.
Right, okay.
Now, if we go to the last fiveepisodes, apple is now or
podcast, apple podcast is in thelead.
40 to 30.
(24:23):
So you went from 52 and 21 tothe other way 40 and 30.
That's, that's fucking nuts andI can't tell you why.
And then, on the very lastepisode, uh, we're about the
same.
We're at 37 on Apple, 34 onSpotify.
(24:43):
About the same.
We're at 37 on apple, 34 onspotify.
So, uh, it's.
It's just very weird thateither spotify fucking hates me
or apple fucking loves me, and Icouldn't tell you which is
which.
But you know what I'm thinking.
I am thinking that maybe appleloves me, maybe steve jobs the
(25:03):
ghost of fucking steve jobs.
If you're down there, maybeApple loves me, maybe Steve Jobs
the ghost of fucking Steve Jobs.
If you're down there, steveJobs.
That wasn't me saying that,steve Jobs, I said if you're
down there, I love it.
Anyway, guys, either Appleloves me or Spotify hates me.
(25:25):
I haven't figured it.
Maybe I cuss too much forSpotify, but you would think it
would be Apple.
You think Apple would be theones that would have a big
problem with the language, butapparently they love me, so
can't do anything wrong withthem.
Anyway, let's go past that.
I don't know if that's going tobe the thing that makes the
like the stinger at thebeginning.
(25:46):
Anyway, by the way I was, I wasjust checking the one year
anniversary episode, guys, isthe fastest download in seven
days, the most downloaded in thefirst seven days of any episode
that we have ever fucking had.
That's fucking.
That's, that's neat.
Okay, fucking, that's it, okay.
Anyway, that was my news.
(26:08):
I know we started out talkingabout fucking me.
Well, we started talking aboutme.
We started talking about mewithout the fucking.
We talked about me.
What Next week?
Okay, anyway.
So what was I saying?
Oh, yes're, we're on a dead bydaylight, right?
(26:29):
Um, so we've got our, we've gotour thing here.
We've got the.
Uh, we, we did the podcaststats.
Okay, we've marked that off.
Mark that off our list.
By the way, guys, did you getthe fucking okay?
So here's something in thetoxic news.
Uh, you signed up for thenewsletter on Behaviors website.
(26:49):
You got an email with all ofyour stats on it.
I don't know if you did thisbecause you have to give them
all your information.
You have to say, yes, it's okayto email me whatever you feel
like and bug the fuck out of meand try to get me to buy your
shit, which you could alwaysturn that off after you get the
email, I guess, if you wanted to.
(27:10):
I'm never going to be a fogwhisperer, so who gives a fuck?
But I found something about mein this.
I don't know if you weresurprised with your statistics.
There's not much.
It doesn't give you very much,but what it did give me I've got
a little bit of a problem withand let me tell you what my
(27:32):
problem is.
It says your most played killerand your most played survivor.
Now, I'm fine with my mostplayed killer.
I'm an Oni, right, I'm an Onimain all of the time.
All the time I am riding theOni pony and so I'm always
(27:55):
fucking, what so?
But the survivor was theproblem, and the survivor that I
had was I don't have a drumroll sound.
Hang on, let me.
Let me go to the same website Iuse for my.
I'm a man, I'm 40, is this it?
I don't like that one.
That one's better.
(28:16):
What about this timpani drumroll?
No, that, no.
I like that one.
That one's a good one.
Hang Hang on, let me get.
I've got a download.
This one too.
I'm not gonna let go to allthat.
What's this?
Bop it?
Original scream?
That I don't.
But hey, do they have the themesong to crossfire, the old board
(28:37):
game Crossfire?
Do you guys remember that?
You guys don't remember that?
Hang on, I'm going to have toget that Crossfire, crossfire
theme song.
If you guys never have seenthis commercial, guys, I'm going
to post the link in the shownotes.
There was a commercial for aboard game called Crossfire and
it fucking sucked.
Okay, but it was like you would.
(28:59):
You had these like these steel,like tiny steel, like BBs or
balls on this like board and youwould shoot the BBs at the
other side of the board and youhad this like little, like gun
type thing that would shoot thelittle BBs across the board and
then your enemy or friend on theother side had the same thing
and he was shooting the shitback at you and that was the
(29:23):
game.
I never owned the game becauseI was never cool enough to own
the game.
I never knew anyone that ownedit.
But I had the coolest fuckingtheme song I've ever heard and I
would like to play it for younow.
I don't even know if you canhear me.
The ultimate challengeCrossfire.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Here, crossfire, crossfire.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
See, I remember that to this day.
Dude, I'm quoting this fuckingthe commercial's awful.
It's like two kids in fuckingThunderdome trying to shoot
these little balls at each otheras explosions are going off
around.
The only thing I can think iswhere are their fucking parents?
Anyway, what were we doing?
Oh yeah, we had the drum rollright.
So what was I doing?
(30:18):
Oh yes, moose played Survivor.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Claudette.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
What in the hell is this crap?
Yes, I don't know how I endedup playing more Claudette than
any other Survivor.
It really makes me feel likekind of depressed a little bit.
You know, I've been, I've beenup all episode.
Now I'm kind of fucking likeyeah.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Nikki, no, I'm not going to, not yet, not yet.
Okay.
So that's that.
It tells you also how manyhours you played.
It tells you how many games youplayed.
I didn't play a lot in 2024compared to previous years, just
because we had so much fuckinggoing on.
There was a lot to move, newstuff at work, wife got a new
(31:12):
job, all this shit, so it's beenkind of wild.
So, anyway, that is that forthat.
Um, what's?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
what's the next?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
thing Um, we've got to talk about.
Do we talk about survivor mains?
I think we've talked about themquite a bit.
I don't know if there'sanything new.
And then we have 8.5.0,.
Right, that was the.
Uh, the big one.
Um, bring back old freddy.
Somebody's already asking forthat.
Are you fucking serious alreadyasking like it?
(31:42):
Just it just did it.
Um, okay, okay, here we go,here we go.
We've got the, we've got thefreddy rework, um, which we
talked about a little bit.
But we didn't talk about therest of uh, 8.5 and we talked
there's realm, realm, repeat, uh, prevention.
(32:04):
I can't even fucking say realm,repeat, prevention.
Okay, so you can't go to thesame realm and over and over
again, deep wounds.
Does anyone know what deepwounds is?
You know, that's that shit.
Where you get the, you get hit,like after you get hooked and
you get hit, you go into deepwound status.
You got that yellow bar and youfucking the screen starts to
(32:27):
turn red.
Um, it says, right here there'suh, there's a bar for like when
you're gonna die.
Okay, that's the thing.
And like the red shit, the oh,reduce the blood splatter.
I don't think they should havedone that, but I do like the
whole fucking character trialsthing.
We talked about that last week.
They're going to trialcharacters, um, and then you'll.
(32:49):
You'll get to, um, you'll getto uh, what was I saying?
You'll get to play a differentkiller if you don't own the
killer if you're like me, ownthem all, it doesn't.
It doesn't fucking matter.
But for new players, that'sgood.
I think it's a good thing fornew players.
I agree.
I am fully in support.
I think you have done awonderful job there.
(33:09):
Do I have something that I canuse?
There?
We fucking go.
Okay, so we are.
Yeah, we've got a little timeleft, so we're going to.
I need to check through becausewe're going to do a skit that
we haven't fucking done in.
Uh, it's been a few weeks andit's really kind of hurt my
(33:32):
heart, like it.
It.
I haven't been the same, thesame toxic man, because we
haven't had this, this, uh, thissegment and without, without
that, I don't know how Isurvived, because I sing the
song in my head every, every day.
I sing the song at least oncein my head.
That's what I do is I'mbrushing my fucking teeth.
(33:54):
Uh is listening to this fuckingshit.
So, um, anyway, without furtherado, let me.
I got to play the fucking shitnow.
Uh, without further ado, it'sour uh is this?
This is not the regular song.
What this is?
This isn't the regular songsong what they what?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
They're from all over .
Rock and roll yes.
Yes, what's up Germany yes 17hitmen.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Fuck all the viewers from yes 17 hit back when the
fuck.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Are the viewers from Tell me who's watching?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
who's got?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
the guts.
Yes, where the fuck are theviewers from?
Dude?
This one's good too.
I don't have to fucking hitthey blow it shit up.
Yes, brazil, y'all, bring theheat.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Carnivals and chaos.
Canada kicks it cool Nickelsyrup and metal.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Greece you ancient legend, yes, ouzo and.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Vodka yes, thank you, greece they invented this shit.
Oh see, that's the fucking.
That's a dude.
That's fucking amazing.
You got to admit, dude, I'm thebest at this shit.
Let's name him.
No, let's not name him.
I don't think he doesn'tactually go through and name him
, he just says it.
So I don't Let me see I canpull him, he just says it.
I don't Let me see I can pullup all the locations while we're
(35:22):
doing this shit too.
Where the fuck I like thatlittle piece the fuck.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Okay, by the way, hats go out to everybody in.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
California.
By the way, we do have a few,you know, listeners from
California and I don't.
Did we ever talk aboutCalifornia?
We did.
We talked about Calistoga right, we had Calistoga California on
there.
I wonder if they're okay now.
If I knew my Californiageography.
(35:54):
I would tell you Okay, let'sturn that shit down.
That's dude.
That's a great fucking song.
Like you guys don't realize howfucking good that shit is, okay
, let me.
Is this the same fucking song?
Are we still going?
Hang on, dude?
This is Dude, this is shit.
(36:16):
Right here, man icky, oh iswhere they?
What the fuck?
Dude where the fuck?
Oh, dude, this is really goodbackground music.
From the mountains to the seas,oh shit, who's got the guts?
(36:43):
Dude, this is.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I can't get over Like I don't even care if nobody
listens to this episode.
It's too good, not to.
You got to shut the fuck up andlet me talk over it.
I don't have to shut the fuckup.
You got to shut the fuck up andlet me talk over it.
I don't have to shut the fuckup.
You got to shut the fuck up.
Yep, I think this is the endhere.
It's got to be Right there.
(37:10):
Okay, we're done.
I think.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
What the fuck is that noise?
Is that a car In the Going tohell?
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Gotta give him that.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
I don't know.
Anyway, yeah, we gotta checkCalistoga man, because we've
talked about them on the podcast.
I need to know that my viewersto check Calistoga man, because
we we've talked about them onthe podcast.
I need to know that my myviewers.
Okay, calistoga, calistoga,california, cause I can't
remember where it was.
Is it anywhere near?
Uh, let me see.
No, it's near Sacramento.
Okay, he's fucking fine.
(37:53):
I don't give a shit.
Okay, he's fine, he didn't care.
He's about a fucking four hourdrive from there, but we do, hey
, we do, though we we have, uh,some other listeners from
california we got.
Uh, well, now I need to go downthe list and fucking check,
because they're gonna be jealousif I'm checking on.
(38:15):
We got crestline, california.
Uh, let's, seerestline, whereare you at here?
You're near San Bernardino,you're like outside.
Oh, no, you actually are.
You're near San Bernardino.
That's like right outside ofLos Angeles.
Is Crestline?
Okay, let me.
This isn't good.
Hang on, oh, no, hello, hey,can you hear me right now?
(38:46):
Can you hear me?
Hi, Glad to meet you oh no,he's British hey.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Who are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Hey, can you hear me right now?
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Yes, I can hear you Is everything okay?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Well, no, it might not be okay.
I need to know, oh Jesus,you're British and that that
really threw me off.
But I need to know you're on mypodcast live right now and
we're talking about one of ourlisteners who is in Crestline
California.
Is Crestline California doingokay right now, in spite of the
fires?
He's thinking.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
There are no active fires in Crestline California as
of today.
That's good, okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Thank you, that's good.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you, that's what I neededto know, although what if they
downloaded it from Crestline?
Because I see that you could godown that rabbit hole all day.
I'm going to try not to, butanyway, we're not going to do
California today, because itjust it's too soon.
(39:59):
We're going to, we're going tocome back to a Crestline,
because I don't want to, like,start saying bad shit about
Crestline and then, likesomething happens, I'm just like
Jesus Christ, um.
Now, what we have to do, though,is we.
We have our town, and I'venever heard of this fucking
place before.
Tell me all about blank.
(40:21):
Give me some good shit about it, some bad shit about it.
I'm not doing the three and thefive anymore, and what do you
think of it?
Have you ever been there?
Do you have any stories?
Cool hangout spots, mask andNikki, et cetera.
(40:47):
Okay, so there we go.
Oh God, I don't know what'sgoing to happen here, but we're
going to find out.
Oh, where's the Italian fuckingmusic?
We just, my God, I'm off thechain today.
I had it and I had, I lost itand all of my fucking like sound
(41:07):
effects.
I got 12 billion fucking soundeffects.
I can't even find any fuckingthing unless I fucking put it in
a temporary folder.
Jesus Christ, no, I'm nevergoing to find it.
Not at this rate, not at thisrate.
Okay, so we've got it, we gotmarket, but uh, oh, fuck, I
almost said it.
No, I didn't say it, though.
(41:28):
I said bar, like okay, here wego.
This is uh, where the fuck arethe viewers from, and I could
turn on the music for this.
Actually, that would be good.
Yeah, let's get to like thispart right here.
Yeah, Okay, yeah, like thatlittle boom, boom, boom, boom,
(41:52):
boom.
Okay, so we are with today.
None other than I still haven'tfigured out if it's real barking
and barking and dagging him,dagging him, dagging him.
I don't know.
It's barking.
What the fuck ever?
(42:12):
Barking and dogging hom?
Is it dogging hom, dagging him,dogging him?
It could be dogging.
Ah shit, mickey.
Dagingham, doggingham, it couldbe Doggingham.
Ah shit, nicky, why do you dothat every fucking time?
Okay, nicky, nicky, nicky, okay, tell us all about Barkingham
and fucking Doggingham, orwhatever it is.
Is it Doggingham, doggingham,barking?
Speaker 4 (42:33):
and Dagingham.
Eh, let me tell you I ain'tnever been there personally,
what you haven't.
What's a guy like me doinghanging around East London?
Anyway, oh, it's in East London, but I got eyes and ears
everywhere, capisce, I know youdo, so here's the scoop.
He pronounced it correctly thattime On barking and dagging
them straight from the familyfiles and a little creative
license.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Spoiler alert it ain't Little Italy, that's for
sure.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Well, it ain't little Italy, that's for sure.
Well, nothing can be the good,the bad and the ugly of barking
and dagging him the bad stuffhe's giving us like a fucking
novel here to digest reputationfor trouble.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Barking and dagging him's got a rep for being a bit
rough around the edges you knowit is.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
It's really that bad.
Barking and dagging him,dogging him I, I'm never going
to get that right.
Barking and dog, dog in thehand, daggy, dagging him,
dogging him, dog and we dogginghim.
Um, there's their website rightthere.
You can pay your parkingtickets online here.
Um, let me go to images and see.
(43:38):
It doesn't look that bad.
There's a picture of somepeople in suits there.
Okay, well, okay, anyway, let'sgo back.
Let's go back.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
Back in the day people said it was all council
estates and blokes looking for apunch up after a pint.
Not exactly the kind of placeyou'd go for a candlelit pasta
dinner Capisce, oh Economic woesOkay, Used Center capisce, oh
capisce.
Economic woes, oh okay.
Used to be a big spot for carmanufacturing, oh really.
Ford had a factory there, ohwow.
But when the jobs packed up andleft, so did a lot of the good
times, oh no.
(44:07):
Now it's like every otherpost-industrial area.
Oh yeah, scrapping for respect.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Oh, so like a Detroit .
So maybe this is like theDetroit of the UK or the Detroit
like London, the anti-pastacrowd in my wine.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
Rumor has it some of that.
Some of the local joints thinkpasta ain't worth a damn
compared.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
What is he talking about?
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Oh, anti-pasta crowd.
Pie and mash.
I'd like to see him say that infront of my grandma's marinara
sauce Fugged about it.
Oh, they say pie and mash isbetter than pasta.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Okay, crime rates.
Oh yeah you gotta have pasta.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
Not to disrespect, but the way they talk it's like
they took Cockney and ran itthrough a meat grinder Makes a
Staten Island wise guy soundlike Shakespeare, my totally
legitimate connection.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
I got to hear somebody If he's saying it's
Cockney through a meat grinder,I need to hear somebody Talk,
talking, barking and dogging,dogging, dogging, hum, okay,
barking and doagenham, okay,barking and Dagenham.
Here we go.
Oh, it's a council leader here,okay, they're just-.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Well, let's talk to Councillor Darren Rodwell, who's
Deputy Chair of London Councilsand Leader of Barking and
Dagenham Council.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Dagenham Good morning to you.
Okay, let's hear what he soundslike.
He's a councillor.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
Darren Rodwell, are you there?
Speaker 3 (45:46):
I don't know if you're on.
Good morning, hello, goodmorning for joining us.
Um, oh, he's ugly as shit.
Sadiq khan has been.
No, it's a sabbath.
Well, what we're saying is um,we need to make sure we keep
people as safe as possible andas possible and talk for himself
.
I'm talking for a borough thathas serious economic issues and
that was before coronavirus.
We would have pulled.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Corona.
No, okay, okay, let's keepgoing.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
Look, I ain't been to barking or dagging and
personally ain't my kind ofplace, but I heard some stories,
Stories.
One time Big Ziti told me hegot lost in East London looking
for a proper Italian deli andwound up embarking.
Who the fuck is Big Ziti?
(46:27):
He said he walked into a chipshop asking for bruschetta and
the guy behind the counter threwa fish at him.
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Where does he come up with this shit?
His friend Big Ziti was in afucking chip shop and asked for
bruschetta and got a fish thrownat him Like what the fuck man,
what?
Speaker 5 (46:43):
in the hell is this crap?
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Okay, let's keep going.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Let's keep going Cool hot spots, any cool spots?
Yeah, valen's House, museum, oh, valen's House.
Supposedly there's some historythere.
Oh, is there Old buildings,buildings, knights in armor,
whatever.
Maybe they'll have some Italianrelics if they respect history
properly.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Okay, barking.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
Barking Riverside.
Oh, they have a riverside, newdevelopments and waterfront
vibes.
Jesus Christ, nicky.
I heard they're trying to makeit all fancy like oh, not quite
the Venice canals, okay, but hey, points for effort, that's cool
.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
East Brooklyn Country Park, whatever.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
I'm not really excited, though, if it ain't
near a pasta shop.
What is it?
Oh, it's a park.
The point am I right, we'regoing through final thoughts is
like it's a place with grit,sure, but where's the pasta?
I don't know.
Where's the respect formarinara culture, jesus christ?
Until they open a properitalian joint, I ain't setting
foot there do they have hey?
if any locals want to challengeme to a DBD match or open a
(47:42):
dialogue about pasta superiority, I'm all ears, long as they're
al dente.
You got any plans to visitthere?
Maybe I can hook you up withfamily recommendations.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
No, I don't, Nikki.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Just don't order tea.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
That's all I ask yeah , we know, we know You're
anti-British, you're everythinganti-British.
Anyway, guys, that was ourfavorite.
Actually, is it our favorite,or my favorite, or your favorite
?
Whose favorite?
Is it anyone's favorite?
Now that I think about it,about, I'm having an existential
moment here, is it?
Uh, hey, oh, here we go.
(48:21):
There it is.
This is the shit here.
Now.
This is what you remember,right here, I think right where
the fuck are the viewers from?
Speaker 2 (48:34):
that's it, yes.
Speaker 5 (48:36):
How dare we?
Speaker 2 (48:40):
We're 48 minutes.
All right, I got it.
This was episode fucking 40, bythe way, when is my thing when?
Speaker 5 (48:49):
is my thing, come after me.
I'm a man, I'm 40.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yes, the viewers from yes, yes, okay.
So, yes, where the fuck are theviewers from?
Yes, yes, okay.
So that was.
Where the fuck are the viewersfrom episode number 40.
Guys, we've got.
Do we have anything else?
I don't know that we haveanything on the roadmap for DBD.
Oh, no, actually, we do haveone thing on the roadmap is
we've got Chaos Shuffles goingon right now and it's a D&
(49:16):
themed uh, chaos shuffle.
So if you are a chaos shufflefan, which I am, I think that's,
uh, it's one of the best.
I is it the best event that dbdhas?
It might be, I think is akiller.
I really like it because itstretches your abilities.
It really makes you think a lotand I fucking yeah, I think I
(49:42):
got a 1K because I camped thefuck out of someone.
I had to tunnel and camp themout because I got this perk
loadout.
That was disgusting and notlike disgusting.
Good, we're talking likedisgusting, disgusting and yeah.
So that was it played a fewmore matches, did pretty well.
Um, the only matches have beenhit and miss.
Uh, hunt showdown.
(50:03):
If you haven't played that post, malone is still in there.
You got to try that.
Marvel rivals is still prettyfun.
I don't know if you guys areplaying that one, if you get a
chance, so that one's, thatone's a decent one to do.
Um, and then episode 41, I don'tknow, now that Chaos Shuffle's
going on, I don't know if wehave the release date of 8.5.0
(50:26):
release date.
Do we have a date on there?
It went on the PTB.
It went on the PTB on January6th, but do we normally have a
date or do they just leave itopen until you know, then they
just push it out?
I think so.
(50:46):
I don't see.
No, I don't see it.
I thought I would, but no, allright.
So that is it, guys.
Thank you, barking and doggingthem.
Hey, crestline, hope you'redoing okay.
I want to thank, but no, allright.
So that is it, guys.
Thank you, barking andDogging'em.
Hey, crestline, hope you'redoing okay.
I want to thank a couple others.
Thank you, mesa, arizona.
We're doing.
Garbson in Lower Saxony.
Thank you, parsons, you arealways here, always.
(51:09):
Great.
Dewsbury, in the Kirklees.
I don't what the fuck is nextweek.
No, we're not talking about you.
Muskogee, oklahoma.
Thank you, holbrook.
Holbrook, new York, newark,delaware.
You're always here.
Austin, texas.
I think you're a little bitnewer but you're more than
welcome to be here.
Frankfurt, thank you, you'realways here, frankfurt.
(51:31):
I think you were one of thefirst of the where the fuck are
the viewers from?
And, by the way, we do have anew first place on our downloads
, and that would be none otherthan Muskogee, fucking Oklahoma
is now number one in downloadsof all the cities in this
fucking country, it has to beMuskogee, fucking Oklahoma.
(51:52):
I don't know what they're doingthere, but they are number one
right now.
And then we got Pittsburgh,dublin, newark and Atlanta,
rounding out the fucking the topfive there.
So, anyway, thank you guys.
Let me see who's down here.
I want to see if there are anyodd names I maybe have missed
over the months and months.
(52:13):
Let me, let me see Brussels.
No, we got you.
Warwick, we got crystal Lake.
Is that the crystal Lake fromfucking Friday the 13th?
I think we've already had thattalk.
Um, rancho Cucamonga oh, I hopeyou're okay.
I don't know where you are, butI hope you're okay.
Um, xenia, the warrior princess, gouda, I, we've never talked
(52:34):
about Gouda.
No, we may have to sometime,okay, wrexham hey, wrexham's the
one, the, the, the um, thefucking um, isn't it the?
The?
There's a, uh, a team therethat's owned by Ryan Reynolds,
like a, like a soccer team, Ithink.
Um, yeah, so we got Ipswich.
We haven't talked about you.
St Polo, we talked about Ain'tall city Spill.
(52:56):
Kenzie, thank you for coming by.
San Dimas, california, we got alot of Californians.
I need to check on them all.
Alhambra, california, what thefuck are there so many
Californians doing here?
Anaheim, thank you.
Mission Viejo, thank you.
Sacramento, fullerton, sanDimas, alhambra, santa Ana,
(53:17):
riverside, national City, sanJacinto, fontana, la Canada,
flintridge, murrieta, murrieta,buena Park, oakland, thousand
Oaks, montclair, san Jose,temple City, linwood, stockton,
fucking Hayward.
Crestline, los Angeles.
(53:37):
And then we got Calistoga, sanBernardino, san Francisco,
fountain Valley, santa Clara,san Diego.
Did we already say RanchoCucamonga Is all of our fucking
shit?
Next week I'll carry themsoftly Toxic rambles off.
Another list of fucking citiesof listeners to thank Guys.
(54:00):
This was Camping them Softly,episode 40.
Thank you, what, what?
No, that was the wrong fuckingbutton.
Yeah, well, I'll take it, I'lltake it.
Speaker 5 (54:10):
See you soon, bitch.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Get the fuck out.
It's episode fucking 40.
Speaker 5 (54:17):
No, shut up, Shut up, get the fuck out it's episode
fucking 40.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
Come after me.
Speaker 5 (54:21):
No, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
We gotta do this one.
Get the fuck out, come after me.
I'm a man, I'm 40.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
Kept him in softly Toxic teacher, the ultimate male
, the most manly motherfucker.
Kept him in softly Toxicteacher, the ultimate male, the
most manly motherfucker, campinghim softly.
Toxic teacher, the most badass,the ultimate man taking over
the world.
If you wanna sanitize, campycampy, toxic, toxic campy, campy
, toxic, toxic, campy, campy,toxic, camping and suffering,
(55:02):
duddling bitches and makingmoney, toxic teachers, camping
and suffering, they'll conquerthe world.
Why kickin' ass?
Campy, campy, toxic, toxicCampy, campy, toxic, toxic,
campy, camp't be toxic, toxic.
You better listen, tolerate,give toxic five stars, even if
(55:30):
you hate.
He needs the money, he wantsthe fame, he wants the credit,
but not the plane.
It's the toxicity.
So he kept it in softly, toxicand kept it in softly.
He took his ass and stuck afucking cross Ass.
(55:50):
Bitch, can't be, can't be.
Toxic toxic, can't be, can't be.
Toxic toxic, can't be, can't be.
Toxic toxic, can't be, can't be.
Toxic toxic can't be, can't be.
Toxic toxic can't be, can't be.
Toxic toxic, can't be, can't be.
Toxic toxic can't be, can't be.
Toxic toxic, can't be, can't be.
(56:11):
Toxic toxic.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, tossin'tossin' Bitch, catch, bitch.
I'm fucking glad to be here and you're like well,
you sound fucking depressed.
The last four episodes, bitch.
Well, I got something to say toyou, motherfucker.
What in the hell is this crap?
That's exactly fucking right.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Toxic, toxic.
Toxic teachers Keping them soft, doubling bitches and making
money.
Toxic teachers Keping them softThey'll conquer the world by
kicking ass.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Kepi oh it is time, guys, it is fucking time.
There we go, there we go.
All right, you should be ableto hear that.
I would assume you can hearthat, because I can hear it and
it sounds amazing.
It is the fake fans that loveme so much.
I've got a billion of them.
(00:47):
I've got those four billionfake people that love me, the
toxic teacher and this podcastfucking camping them softly.
You are here.
This is episode.
Oh, jesus Christ, I alwaysforget to check what episode is
this.
I wish I had a guy.
I wish I had a guy Like.
I wish I had a guy I could goto.
(01:07):
Like you guys didn't watchDavid Letterman like 50 years
ago.
There was a guy he would alwaysgo.
I guess every does every hosthave a guy Like.
You know a guy that's like hey,what episode am I on?
The guy's like fucking 50, youknow two, or whatever episode of
my?
The guy's like fucking 50, youknow two or whatever.
Let me see.
Okay, I'm here.
I mean, I'm on my episodes here.
(01:35):
By the way, guys, episode 39,the last episode that we just
had, the one year anniversary,part one.
That episode was the most howdo I say it?
The quick, quickly-est, themost quickly quickly-est this
week on Can't Be Clipped Softly.
He talks about episode 39 beingthe quickest downloaded episode
ever of Can't Be Clipped Softly, guys.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
This what I like.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
What I like in streaming skills I make up for
in podcasting skills.
Apparently, I don't know whatthe fuck is happening here, but
this one year fucking thing,like the one year, this is year
two of Camping them FuckingSoftly and the crowd is still
fucking losing it.
Let's go Camping them FuckingSoftly.
(02:24):
We're at year two and we'regoing to be in the bigger B,
because I'm a badass,motherfucker, shit Bitch.
I don't know.
This is stupid.
I couldn't think of what to say.
Whatever you can't think ofwhat to say, you just curse
Right, fuck, like that.
Yes, exactly, we need JesusChrist.
(02:46):
Um, hang on, let me, I gotta.
I gotta pull some stuff upbecause I w I was going to talk
about a couple of things Inoticed whenever I talk about
the fucking game, I get a lotmore response.
Remember, we were talking aboutthat the other day and it seems
to be true.
Who would have thought on adead by daylight podcast?
(03:06):
People want to talk about deadby daylight.
That is the wildest fuckingshit I've ever heard my life and
I know I'm kind of on firetoday, but that's just because
I'm glad, I'm fucking glad to behere and you're like well, you
sound fucking depressed.
The last four episodes bitch.
Well, I got something to say toyou motherfucker.
What in what in the hell isthis?
That's exactly fucking right.
(03:27):
So, um, anyway, what was Idoing?
Oh yeah, uh, hey, nikki, we'reat, uh, a year two of camping
them softly dbd podcast.
(03:55):
It's me the toxic teacher.
What do you think of year two?
What should we do?
Let's go nuts.
Any challenges.
Any cool uh, dbd things to dofor me to do on stream?
Uh, any weird social media shitI can do?
I don't know Like I can do.
(04:15):
Let's go insane, uh, also, no,let me, don't say let's go and
say, because he will go and sayit uh, curse a lot and don't
censor the words bitch, and Inotice, if I call him a bitch,
he'll like, do it.
You know like, whereas beforeyou have to, you have to get
nicky fucking going here.
(04:38):
Okay, oh, jesus christ, christ,oh my gosh.
Uh, okay, what the fuck is this?
Okay, this is not even real.
Okay, make it make it lessNicky Orient.
Make it less Italian.
(05:00):
He came up with the fuckingmost Italian shit I've ever
heard.
Make it less Italian and morelike DVD and podcast related
Bitch.
Okay, less marinara.
More killer mains.
Okay, hang on, you got to winwithout.
(05:24):
Okay, respect, base gameplay,saltiest post-game chats, build
roulette.
Okay, that's one.
10 hooks, one kill.
Okay, what?
No, what is this?
Here you go.
This is okay, we've got someshit here.
I think we might have somestuff here.
Okay, okay, here we go, let me.
(05:46):
I'm going to, I'm going to postor I'm actually going to have
them say this Um, okay, here wego.
Okay, um, hang on.
I just I can't help but readLike I get too into the reading
about, like doing it.
Okay, here we go, we go, let'sgo.
Speaker 4 (06:05):
I don't know how loud Nikki's gonna be, so I
apologize if he blows oureardrums out stream challenges
10 hooks, one kill challenge youonly get points if you hook
every survivor at least twicebefore killing anyone.
If you can wait.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Hold on, okay.
So this is one kill.
You only get points if you hookevery survivor twice.
This has been done right.
If you kill early, you fail.
Forces you to be strategic.
Okay, that whatever.
No, I'm not big on that, but Iwould try it.
Speaker 4 (06:35):
I would try it, Kill early.
You fail.
Forces you to be a strategicgod instead of a camping
degenerate Bonus idea Track howmany survivors rage.
Quit mid-game.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
Now see, I would rather track it if it's the
complete opposite, like Iwouldn't want to track it by
doing what they want.
Okay, nikki, let's keep going.
What's the next one?
Speaker 4 (06:58):
V what Basement King Stream Play bubble or trap.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Basement King Stream.
Okay, this one is far moreinteresting, and this one's part
of the reason I'm including it.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
But you can't leave the basement all game.
Okay, survivors, come to you oryou fail.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
I love it.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Count how many basement hooks you can rack up
without leaving your domain.
Speaker 1 (07:21):
I agree.
I think that's good.
You would have to limit howmany games.
You would have to say, okay, in10 games, we're never going to
leave all game.
You can walk around in there,right, you can huddle up in the
corner.
You can carry what would youcarry?
Insidious, or something likethat.
I'm trying to think of otherperks.
(07:42):
I'm going to have to think onthat, because that's actually a
good idea.
Hang on, let me ask you knowwhat you know who I should ask?
I'll fucking ask Nikki hey, forthat basement challenge, what
perks should we bring?
Should we bring Question mark?
Okay, All right, basement Kingchallenge.
(08:05):
We bring question mark?
Okay, all right, basement kingchallenge.
Well, okay, this, this makes nofucking sense.
It says bring agitation.
Agitation is one where wheneveryou uh, whenever you, um, grab
a survivor, or whenever you'regrabbing a survivor yes, I said
it right, I said it fuckingright.
Yes, you move faster, but ifyou're in the basement, the
(08:27):
whole fucking game, what does itmatter?
Okay, iron grasp doesn'tfucking matter.
He gives the two perks thatmatter the least, okay.
So it says right here, hang on,this thing wouldn't even
fucking work because theanti-camp meter, unless you kept
the anti-camp meter.
Oh, this is great.
(08:49):
This is great like this isfucking hilarious.
Because if you were forced tostay in the basement the entire
match think about this it wouldtrigger the anti-camp meter,
unless you've got a group offucking stupid ass survivors
that hang out near the shack,right, because the survivors
(09:12):
don't realize most survivorsdon't realize, guys, just FYI,
they don't realize that wheneverthey are close to the hook,
that slows down and or stopsanti-camp, and whenever it stops
anti-camp, like, they don't getit.
So if you have a camping killer, what's the first thing you
(09:33):
want to do?
The first thing you want to dois actually not even go near him
, because the camp meter will goup and up and up.
And then if the killer is proxycamping, obviously you can.
Um, if the killer's proxycamping, then it's harder to
stop, right, because he'll justgo right out of the range.
But let's, let's think aboutthis Uh, he's got a couple here
(09:58):
that are dirty that I like.
Number one's mad grit, youprobably a good idea for that,
right, where whenever you,whenever you're carrying them
and you, you swing and you missyou, you get a faster hit.
The other one's territorialimperative, which shows whenever
a survivor's in the basement,although that makes absolutely
no fucking sense as to like whyyou would need that if you're in
(10:22):
the basement the entire match.
So I think insidious would begood.
I think Mad Grit would also bevery good.
I would be curious to know theopinions of the other killer
mains out there and if you wouldbe willing to even try this
challenge.
(10:42):
I'm thinking maybe, what, whatwould you do?
You would do like uh, 10 gamesmaybe, and then see where, where
you uh, where you would end up.
Um, you know, I don't even knowhow many kills you could.
How many kills could youpotentially get in 10 games?
I mean, you could uh like five,six maybe.
(11:04):
But that's part of the fun,right?
So anyway, let me see, I don'tlet me go back.
I'm going to go through it.
Survivor redemption arc try toescape without dead, hard
borrowed time or unbreakableanti-meta survivor.
Let me see, make short vids,mocking killer and survivor
backstories.
I could do that.
(11:25):
That's actually a good idea.
Let's uh, I'm gonna, I'm gonnaactually put that.
I need a document, I need a, adocument handy of um, of like,
what do I need to do here?
Let me let me it.
Shut the fuck up real quick.
Okay, uh, stream ideas.
What was the idea?
(11:46):
I totally fucking forgot.
Um, you know, somebody at myjob put the word brain fart in
an email to the entiredepartment.
I thought that was a little odd,like would you, would you ever
do that, would you?
Would I?
No, no, no, no, no, no, Iwouldn't.
I would think about it, but Iwouldn't do it.
(12:08):
Hang on.
I got to get back to what Nikkiwas saying.
He was saying make fun of.
Was that the make fun ofsurvivor backstories?
Yeah, that's it.
Okay.
Videos, making fun, making funof the survivor backstories?
Okay, I'm totally in.
What's this other one?
Drop a spicy tweet calling outsurvivor mains or killers.
(12:31):
If you're still running deadhard in 2025, congrats, you
peaked in 2018.
Oh, that's good.
Speaker 5 (12:37):
What in the?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
hell is this crap?
I'll take that.
That's actually pretty funnythere.
I think my microphone is havingsome volume issues.
I'm not sure what it is.
I think it's because I fuckedwith the noise gate and that
must have done something.
Anyway, let me see what elsewe've got here.
(12:58):
We've got is Spirit, or justHillbilly, who want to feel
smart.
Oh, post controversial opinions.
That's okay.
Um, best perk for salty postgame chats.
Oh, this is like awards theyear of camping.
Oh, patch notes breakdown.
We already do that.
The Lord died, nobody asked for.
(13:19):
We've already got that.
We've.
We're doing that.
So's been done.
Um, so, guys, there is, uh,let's shift gears here.
I don't know if I have.
Where is, where's my fuckingmusic here?
I thought I, I thought I had itall queued up and I don't.
You know how, but you know howI do and you know what I noticed
(13:41):
.
Can I, can I say something?
Here's what I've noticed.
My, more than any other podcastfeatures a host that never takes
a breath.
Have you noticed that, like Italk the entire time, I think I
fit more words in the entire,like in an hour, what it takes
(14:02):
most podcasters like three hoursto do, because I just don't
stop.
I'm wondering if that'ssomething I should do, or is
that part of the fucking, or isthat part of my charm?
Is that I don't fucking do.
You're like, what the fuck isthis guy talking about?
Why won't he shut the fuck up?
I don't know why I won't shutthe fuck up.
(14:23):
I can't, I can't stop once Istart it stings.
You know?
Um, where?
Where are my songs, like thenews song?
Where the?
Where the fuck is it?
I can't find, I can't find it.
I can't fucking find it.
Okay, toxic, fucking news.
Where is it?
It was?
It was under segment, I think I.
I think I put it under segment.
I have to have it Before I doit.
(14:45):
Oh, there it is.
Is this it?
This?
Is it what this is?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
it.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I don't.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
Have we Heard this one?
Speaker 1 (15:05):
Toxic fucking news.
I don't, what have we have?
We heard this one.
It's the toxic fucking news.
I don't remember this.
Speaker 2 (15:09):
Killers suck, survivors OP.
Speaker 1 (15:12):
Survivors are OP.
Speaker 2 (15:13):
I'm a goddamn patch and it's breaking my PC.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
This patch is breaking my PC.
Skill check's flying.
Skill check's flying.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Palettes, dropping fast Palettes.
Why the fuck do I still playthis track?
That's true news.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
News that's toxic like this is good man.
I told you I'm the best atmaking this, making this music,
dude, it's like blinding, oh oh,killer's in pain.
Speaker 5 (15:40):
yes, oh, oh yes.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
Yes, I can't stop.
Speaker 5 (15:51):
It's so good, dude Killers.
What a daylight.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Yes, it is ourself Fucking news.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
That's toxic Dude this is good shit.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Like I need to.
Here's what I gotta do.
I gotta make a Spotify so I canput this shit on there.
Are you having a?
Count for it, the distro kid.
No Like they, just like withthe.
That's what I call Dude whatthe fuck they're into this shit?
(16:25):
Are we in church?
What in the hell is this crap?
Hang on, we gotta get our buddyin here.
This is chaos and I love everyfucking second of it.
I'm fucking.
Speaker 2 (16:40):
We gotta get a text, call yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:47):
Dude, this is fucking chaos and I'm like, and I'm
like, okay, oh year, two manYear two, oh what?
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Oh shit.
Oh, we're still going.
What the fuck.
What the fuck?
When does it stop?
I have no idea.
Oh my god, dude, I can only getthe time.
What the fuck?
We're still on the minute left.
I don't know if I should do Ijust talk?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
over it.
Speaker 2 (17:18):
Do I turn?
Speaker 1 (17:18):
it off.
I feel bad turning it off.
What the fuck is happening?
It's like that weird AI screamwhat, what, what, what is he?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
saying this is not English.
This is like what Mickey doesyeah, I can't, this is not
English.
This is like what Nicky doesyeah, yeah, I can't.
I.
Speaker 1 (17:54):
What the fuck?
This is not good.
Speaker 2 (17:59):
Yes, he's here, his choir is living.
This is a fucking super quietsong.
Speaker 1 (18:07):
It reminds me of you guys played Sybil.
I can't, I can't.
The chaos in my mind right nowfrom all this fucking noise.
Okay, no, it's the next song onthe playlist.
Okay, there, we're done, we'redone, we're done, done, yes,
okay.
So what were we saying beforethe chaos that ensued?
See, now you gotta come down.
(18:27):
See, we gotta, yeah, yeah, hangon.
Oh shit, I had it ready.
See, I would be so smooth.
If I like pre-planned shit,I'll be like, oh yeah oh yeah
anyway, what were we talkingabout?
Oh, yes, news.
Okay, see, I'll just play thatone out.
(18:49):
No, we got some news and it'skind of some odd news and I
wonder, like I can't figure itout.
Okay, and here's the dilemma.
Okay, you know I'm big intostatistics, right?
I big into, uh, stats andlooking up where the viewers are
from and what they're doing andwho they're fucking with and
(19:10):
all of that shit, even though Idon't know who y'all are fucking
with and I don't care.
Even the guy in fucking saladto valley field or whatever it
was or what it wasn't, my guyMitch and Martin and fucking
Jasper Indiana, fucking.
See, I know the names off thetop of my head now, but let's
get back.
Let's get back on topic, shallwe?
(19:31):
So here's the thing on the, onthe stats.
The weirdest thing is that thestats have shifted like
dramatically and quickly.
And here's how they've shiftedPodcasts still growing, but like
(19:56):
nobody is downloading me onSpotify anymore compared to what
they were.
It's like all of the trafficjust one day, just boom, shifted
from Spotify to Apple and Ihave no fucking idea why.
Ahoy ladies, didn't see youthere.
Would you?
Speaker 4 (20:09):
guys like to set sail on this ocean of flavor with me
.
If it's some kind of algorithmthing, I'm.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
Steve Harrington.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Because let me give you a for instance.
Okay, let me give you a forinstance If we look at all time,
let's look at all timeeverybody that's ever fucking
downloaded this pocket had thewondrous like.
You've been lucky enough to beable to listen to me, okay, like
, let's just say it, let's justsay it, you're lucky, you are
lucky to have me in your life,you are lucky to have me in
(20:39):
there in your life.
I mean, but let me, I'm tryingto pull up the stats because
it's a fucking, it's a differentthing here.
Okay, here we go, here we go.
If we look at all time, we looksince the very fucking
beginning.
Here's a more download stats.
This is exactly what I'mlooking for here.
Um, if we go to devices, appsand devices, here we go to all,
(21:01):
all episodes.
Here we go to all, all episodes.
Okay, all time.
52% of people downloaded onSpotify.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Well, that's not bad.
I don't know why I hit thewrong fucking button.
I download shit on Spotifyanyway.
Okay, so 52% of the people wereon Spotify.
Okay, so, remember that alltime, all time, 52% on Spotify,
21% on Apple.
So it's about like that, 70% ofthe people.
Right, there are one or theother Spotify, apple.
Right, the other ones are likeovercast and fucking shit balls
(21:37):
and you know cast nuggets andwhatever I don't know.
So if we Okay, so we got thatright.
We got 52 Spotify, 21 Apple.
If we go to the last 10 episodes, remember, we're at episode
number fucking 30.
Are we at 40?
We're at 40?
We're 40.
(21:58):
We're a man, we're fucking 40.
Give me a hell, yeah, what thepodcast has become.
A man, I didn't even realize it.
Oh my God, I need it.
I need the fucking sound.
Hang on, hang on, hang on.
My instant should have thesound.
Everybody is like what the fuckis he doing?
I'm a man, I'm 40.
Do you guys remember this?
(22:19):
I'm 40.
I'm a man, I'm 40.
Yes, I'm a man, I'm 40.
Yes, I'm a man, I'm 40.
Here it is.
Speaker 5 (22:26):
I'm a man, I'm 40.
Yes, I'm a man, I'm 40.
Come after me.
I'm a man, I'm 40.
Speaker 1 (22:35):
I want the one that says come after me, I'm a man,
I'm 40.
Okay, I'm getting that.
That's actually.
That's going straight into thefucking thing here.
Let me.
I know I am just wasting yourtime at this point, but I don't
care, because I'm having a greattime today.
Are we all having a great time?
I hope so.
I've got to go over here.
(22:57):
See, this is what I'm doing.
But what was I saying?
Okay, so we were saying thatthe stats we were at 50 and 21%,
right, so that has changed forsome reason, out of nowhere, to,
let me see, play a sound,that's what I want.
(23:18):
Play a sound.
And then the play sound actionis I'm 40.
Here we go.
So for some reason, it switched.
I don't know if I'll ever knowwhat the reason.
Select output, that's fine,okay.
So now, whenever I hit thisbutton, Come after me.
Speaker 5 (23:38):
I'm a man, I'm 40.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
Yes, okay, that's perfect, all right, so we got it
.
So, anyway, we're at 50 and 21,.
Right On the, on the stats here, and I just lost the fucking
stats because I went off thefucking page.
No, I'll get it back.
I'll get it back.
You shut the fuck up right now.
He's back.
See, I told you I was, I toldyou I'd be back and I'm back.
So, okay, 50 and 20, 52 to 21,.
(24:01):
Right, spotify to Apple.
Last 10 episodes is 38 to 32.
That's over a 10% increase anddrop.
Right, okay.
Now, if we go to the last fiveepisodes, apple is now or
podcast, apple podcast is in thelead.
40 to 30.
(24:23):
So you went from 52 and 21 tothe other way 40 and 30.
That's, that's fucking nuts andI can't tell you why.
And then, on the very lastepisode, uh, we're about the
same.
We're at 37 on Apple, 34 onSpotify.
(24:43):
About the same.
We're at 37 on apple, 34 onspotify.
So, uh, it's.
It's just very weird thateither spotify fucking hates me
or apple fucking loves me, and Icouldn't tell you which is
which.
But you know what I'm thinking.
I am thinking that maybe appleloves me, maybe steve jobs the
(25:03):
ghost of fucking steve jobs.
If you're down there, maybeApple loves me, maybe Steve Jobs
the ghost of fucking Steve Jobs.
If you're down there, steveJobs.
That wasn't me saying that,steve Jobs, I said if you're
down there, I love it.
Anyway, guys, either Appleloves me or Spotify hates me.
(25:25):
I haven't figured it.
Maybe I cuss too much forSpotify, but you would think it
would be Apple.
You think Apple would be theones that would have a big
problem with the language, butapparently they love me, so
can't do anything wrong withthem.
Anyway, let's go past that.
I don't know if that's going tobe the thing that makes the
like the stinger at thebeginning.
(25:46):
Anyway, by the way I was, I wasjust checking the one year
anniversary episode, guys, isthe fastest download in seven
days, the most downloaded in thefirst seven days of any episode
that we have ever fucking had.
That's fucking.
That's, that's neat.
Okay, fucking, that's it, okay.
Anyway, that was my news.
(26:08):
I know we started out talkingabout fucking me.
Well, we started talking aboutme.
We started talking about mewithout the fucking.
We talked about me.
What Next week?
Okay, anyway.
So what was I saying?
Oh, yes're, we're on a dead bydaylight, right?
(26:29):
Um, so we've got our, we've gotour thing here.
We've got the.
Uh, we, we did the podcaststats.
Okay, we've marked that off.
Mark that off our list.
By the way, guys, did you getthe fucking okay?
So here's something in thetoxic news.
Uh, you signed up for thenewsletter on Behaviors website.
(26:49):
You got an email with all ofyour stats on it.
I don't know if you did thisbecause you have to give them
all your information.
You have to say, yes, it's okayto email me whatever you feel
like and bug the fuck out of meand try to get me to buy your
shit, which you could alwaysturn that off after you get the
email, I guess, if you wanted to.
(27:10):
I'm never going to be a fogwhisperer, so who gives a fuck?
But I found something about mein this.
I don't know if you weresurprised with your statistics.
There's not much.
It doesn't give you very much,but what it did give me I've got
a little bit of a problem withand let me tell you what my
(27:32):
problem is.
It says your most played killerand your most played survivor.
Now, I'm fine with my mostplayed killer.
I'm an Oni, right, I'm an Onimain all of the time.
All the time I am riding theOni pony and so I'm always
(27:55):
fucking, what so?
But the survivor was theproblem, and the survivor that I
had was I don't have a drumroll sound.
Hang on, let me.
Let me go to the same website Iuse for my.
I'm a man, I'm 40, is this it?
I don't like that one.
That one's better.
(28:16):
What about this timpani drumroll?
No, that, no.
I like that one.
That one's a good one.
Hang Hang on, let me get.
I've got a download.
This one too.
I'm not gonna let go to allthat.
What's this?
Bop it?
Original scream?
That I don't.
But hey, do they have the themesong to crossfire, the old board
(28:37):
game Crossfire?
Do you guys remember that?
You guys don't remember that?
Hang on, I'm going to have toget that Crossfire, crossfire
theme song.
If you guys never have seenthis commercial, guys, I'm going
to post the link in the shownotes.
There was a commercial for aboard game called Crossfire and
it fucking sucked.
Okay, but it was like you would.
(28:59):
You had these like these steel,like tiny steel, like BBs or
balls on this like board and youwould shoot the BBs at the
other side of the board and youhad this like little, like gun
type thing that would shoot thelittle BBs across the board and
then your enemy or friend on theother side had the same thing
and he was shooting the shitback at you and that was the
(29:23):
game.
I never owned the game becauseI was never cool enough to own
the game.
I never knew anyone that ownedit.
But I had the coolest fuckingtheme song I've ever heard and I
would like to play it for younow.
I don't even know if you canhear me.
The ultimate challengeCrossfire.
Speaker 5 (29:45):
Here, crossfire, crossfire.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
See, I remember that to this day.
Dude, I'm quoting this fuckingthe commercial's awful.
It's like two kids in fuckingThunderdome trying to shoot
these little balls at each otheras explosions are going off
around.
The only thing I can think iswhere are their fucking parents?
Anyway, what were we doing?
Oh yeah, we had the drum rollright.
So what was I doing?
(30:18):
Oh yes, moose played Survivor.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Claudette.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
What in the hell is this crap?
Yes, I don't know how I endedup playing more Claudette than
any other Survivor.
It really makes me feel likekind of depressed a little bit.
You know, I've been, I've beenup all episode.
Now I'm kind of fucking likeyeah.
Speaker 5 (30:47):
Hey.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Nikki, no, I'm not going to, not yet, not yet.
Okay.
So that's that.
It tells you also how manyhours you played.
It tells you how many games youplayed.
I didn't play a lot in 2024compared to previous years, just
because we had so much fuckinggoing on.
There was a lot to move, newstuff at work, wife got a new
(31:12):
job, all this shit, so it's beenkind of wild.
So, anyway, that is that forthat.
Um, what's?
Speaker 2 (31:21):
what's the next?
Speaker 1 (31:22):
thing Um, we've got to talk about.
Do we talk about survivor mains?
I think we've talked about themquite a bit.
I don't know if there'sanything new.
And then we have 8.5.0,.
Right, that was the.
Uh, the big one.
Um, bring back old freddy.
Somebody's already asking forthat.
Are you fucking serious alreadyasking like it?
(31:42):
Just it just did it.
Um, okay, okay, here we go,here we go.
We've got the, we've got thefreddy rework, um, which we
talked about a little bit.
But we didn't talk about therest of uh, 8.5 and we talked
there's realm, realm, repeat, uh, prevention.
(32:04):
I can't even fucking say realm,repeat, prevention.
Okay, so you can't go to thesame realm and over and over
again, deep wounds.
Does anyone know what deepwounds is?
You know, that's that shit.
Where you get the, you get hit,like after you get hooked and
you get hit, you go into deepwound status.
You got that yellow bar and youfucking the screen starts to
(32:27):
turn red.
Um, it says, right here there'suh, there's a bar for like when
you're gonna die.
Okay, that's the thing.
And like the red shit, the oh,reduce the blood splatter.
I don't think they should havedone that, but I do like the
whole fucking character trialsthing.
We talked about that last week.
They're going to trialcharacters, um, and then you'll.
(32:49):
You'll get to, um, you'll getto uh, what was I saying?
You'll get to play a differentkiller if you don't own the
killer if you're like me, ownthem all, it doesn't.
It doesn't fucking matter.
But for new players, that'sgood.
I think it's a good thing fornew players.
I agree.
I am fully in support.
I think you have done awonderful job there.
(33:09):
Do I have something that I canuse?
There?
We fucking go.
Okay, so we are.
Yeah, we've got a little timeleft, so we're going to.
I need to check through becausewe're going to do a skit that
we haven't fucking done in.
Uh, it's been a few weeks andit's really kind of hurt my
(33:32):
heart, like it.
It.
I haven't been the same, thesame toxic man, because we
haven't had this, this, uh, thissegment and without, without
that, I don't know how Isurvived, because I sing the
song in my head every, every day.
I sing the song at least oncein my head.
That's what I do is I'mbrushing my fucking teeth.
(33:54):
Uh is listening to this fuckingshit.
So, um, anyway, without furtherado, let me.
I got to play the fucking shitnow.
Uh, without further ado, it'sour uh is this?
This is not the regular song.
What this is?
This isn't the regular songsong what they what?
Speaker 2 (34:22):
They're from all over .
Rock and roll yes.
Yes, what's up Germany yes 17hitmen.
Speaker 1 (34:36):
Fuck all the viewers from yes 17 hit back when the
fuck.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Are the viewers from Tell me who's watching?
Speaker 1 (34:41):
who's got?
Speaker 2 (34:42):
the guts.
Yes, where the fuck are theviewers from?
Dude?
This one's good too.
I don't have to fucking hitthey blow it shit up.
Yes, brazil, y'all, bring theheat.
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Carnivals and chaos.
Canada kicks it cool Nickelsyrup and metal.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
Greece you ancient legend, yes, ouzo and.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Vodka yes, thank you, greece they invented this shit.
Oh see, that's the fucking.
That's a dude.
That's fucking amazing.
You got to admit, dude, I'm thebest at this shit.
Let's name him.
No, let's not name him.
I don't think he doesn'tactually go through and name him
, he just says it.
So I don't Let me see I canpull him, he just says it.
I don't Let me see I can pullup all the locations while we're
(35:22):
doing this shit too.
Where the fuck I like thatlittle piece the fuck.
Speaker 2 (35:30):
Okay, by the way, hats go out to everybody in.
Speaker 1 (35:34):
California.
By the way, we do have a few,you know, listeners from
California and I don't.
Did we ever talk aboutCalifornia?
We did.
We talked about Calistoga right, we had Calistoga California on
there.
I wonder if they're okay now.
If I knew my Californiageography.
(35:54):
I would tell you Okay, let'sturn that shit down.
That's dude.
That's a great fucking song.
Like you guys don't realize howfucking good that shit is, okay
, let me.
Is this the same fucking song?
Are we still going?
Hang on, dude?
This is Dude, this is shit.
(36:16):
Right here, man icky, oh iswhere they?
What the fuck?
Dude where the fuck?
Oh, dude, this is really goodbackground music.
From the mountains to the seas,oh shit, who's got the guts?
(36:43):
Dude, this is.
Speaker 2 (36:47):
Oh, my God.
Speaker 1 (36:48):
I can't get over Like I don't even care if nobody
listens to this episode.
It's too good, not to.
You got to shut the fuck up andlet me talk over it.
I don't have to shut the fuckup.
You got to shut the fuck up andlet me talk over it.
I don't have to shut the fuckup.
You got to shut the fuck up.
Yep, I think this is the endhere.
It's got to be Right there.
(37:10):
Okay, we're done.
I think.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (37:18):
What the fuck is that noise?
Is that a car In the Going tohell?
Speaker 2 (37:28):
Gotta give him that.
Speaker 1 (37:32):
I don't know.
Anyway, yeah, we gotta checkCalistoga man, because we've
talked about them on the podcast.
I need to know that my viewersto check Calistoga man, because
we we've talked about them onthe podcast.
I need to know that my myviewers.
Okay, calistoga, calistoga,california, cause I can't
remember where it was.
Is it anywhere near?
Uh, let me see.
No, it's near Sacramento.
Okay, he's fucking fine.
(37:53):
I don't give a shit.
Okay, he's fine, he didn't care.
He's about a fucking four hourdrive from there, but we do, hey
, we do, though we we have, uh,some other listeners from
california we got.
Uh, well, now I need to go downthe list and fucking check,
because they're gonna be jealousif I'm checking on.
(38:15):
We got crestline, california.
Uh, let's, seerestline, whereare you at here?
You're near San Bernardino,you're like outside.
Oh, no, you actually are.
You're near San Bernardino.
That's like right outside ofLos Angeles.
Is Crestline?
Okay, let me.
This isn't good.
Hang on, oh, no, hello, hey,can you hear me right now?
(38:46):
Can you hear me?
Hi, Glad to meet you oh no,he's British hey.
Speaker 4 (38:55):
Who are you talking about?
Speaker 1 (38:58):
Hey, can you hear me right now?
Speaker 4 (39:02):
Yes, I can hear you Is everything okay?
Speaker 1 (39:04):
Well, no, it might not be okay.
I need to know, oh Jesus,you're British and that that
really threw me off.
But I need to know you're on mypodcast live right now and
we're talking about one of ourlisteners who is in Crestline
California.
Is Crestline California doingokay right now, in spite of the
fires?
He's thinking.
Speaker 4 (39:33):
There are no active fires in Crestline California as
of today.
That's good, okay, thank you.
Speaker 1 (39:37):
Thank you, that's good.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you, that's what I neededto know, although what if they
downloaded it from Crestline?
Because I see that you could godown that rabbit hole all day.
I'm going to try not to, butanyway, we're not going to do
California today, because itjust it's too soon.
(39:59):
We're going to, we're going tocome back to a Crestline,
because I don't want to, like,start saying bad shit about
Crestline and then, likesomething happens, I'm just like
Jesus Christ, um.
Now, what we have to do, though,is we.
We have our town, and I'venever heard of this fucking
place before.
Tell me all about blank.
(40:21):
Give me some good shit about it, some bad shit about it.
I'm not doing the three and thefive anymore, and what do you
think of it?
Have you ever been there?
Do you have any stories?
Cool hangout spots, mask andNikki, et cetera.
(40:47):
Okay, so there we go.
Oh God, I don't know what'sgoing to happen here, but we're
going to find out.
Oh, where's the Italian fuckingmusic?
We just, my God, I'm off thechain today.
I had it and I had, I lost itand all of my fucking like sound
(41:07):
effects.
I got 12 billion fucking soundeffects.
I can't even find any fuckingthing unless I fucking put it in
a temporary folder.
Jesus Christ, no, I'm nevergoing to find it.
Not at this rate, not at thisrate.
Okay, so we've got it, we gotmarket, but uh, oh, fuck, I
almost said it.
No, I didn't say it, though.
(41:28):
I said bar, like okay, here wego.
This is uh, where the fuck arethe viewers from, and I could
turn on the music for this.
Actually, that would be good.
Yeah, let's get to like thispart right here.
Yeah, Okay, yeah, like thatlittle boom, boom, boom, boom,
(41:52):
boom.
Okay, so we are with today.
None other than I still haven'tfigured out if it's real barking
and barking and dagging him,dagging him, dagging him.
I don't know.
It's barking.
What the fuck ever?
(42:12):
Barking and dogging hom?
Is it dogging hom, dagging him,dogging him?
It could be dogging.
Ah shit, mickey.
Dagingham, doggingham, it couldbe Doggingham.
Ah shit, nicky, why do you dothat every fucking time?
Okay, nicky, nicky, nicky, okay, tell us all about Barkingham
and fucking Doggingham, orwhatever it is.
Is it Doggingham, doggingham,barking?
Speaker 4 (42:33):
and Dagingham.
Eh, let me tell you I ain'tnever been there personally,
what you haven't.
What's a guy like me doinghanging around East London?
Anyway, oh, it's in East London, but I got eyes and ears
everywhere, capisce, I know youdo, so here's the scoop.
He pronounced it correctly thattime On barking and dagging
them straight from the familyfiles and a little creative
license.
Speaker 1 (42:53):
Okay.
Speaker 4 (42:53):
Spoiler alert it ain't Little Italy, that's for
sure.
Speaker 1 (42:56):
Well, it ain't little Italy, that's for sure.
Well, nothing can be the good,the bad and the ugly of barking
and dagging him the bad stuffhe's giving us like a fucking
novel here to digest reputationfor trouble.
Speaker 4 (43:09):
Barking and dagging him's got a rep for being a bit
rough around the edges you knowit is.
Speaker 1 (43:16):
It's really that bad.
Barking and dagging him,dogging him I, I'm never going
to get that right.
Barking and dog, dog in thehand, daggy, dagging him,
dogging him, dog and we dogginghim.
Um, there's their website rightthere.
You can pay your parkingtickets online here.
Um, let me go to images and see.
(43:38):
It doesn't look that bad.
There's a picture of somepeople in suits there.
Okay, well, okay, anyway, let'sgo back.
Let's go back.
Speaker 4 (43:46):
Back in the day people said it was all council
estates and blokes looking for apunch up after a pint.
Not exactly the kind of placeyou'd go for a candlelit pasta
dinner Capisce, oh Economic woesOkay, Used Center capisce, oh
capisce.
Economic woes, oh okay.
Used to be a big spot for carmanufacturing, oh really.
Ford had a factory there, ohwow.
But when the jobs packed up andleft, so did a lot of the good
times, oh no.
(44:07):
Now it's like every otherpost-industrial area.
Oh yeah, scrapping for respect.
Speaker 1 (44:13):
Oh, so like a Detroit .
So maybe this is like theDetroit of the UK or the Detroit
like London, the anti-pastacrowd in my wine.
Speaker 4 (44:22):
Rumor has it some of that.
Some of the local joints thinkpasta ain't worth a damn
compared.
Speaker 1 (44:27):
What is he talking about?
Speaker 4 (44:28):
Oh, anti-pasta crowd.
Pie and mash.
I'd like to see him say that infront of my grandma's marinara
sauce Fugged about it.
Oh, they say pie and mash isbetter than pasta.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
Okay, crime rates.
Oh yeah you gotta have pasta.
Speaker 4 (44:50):
Not to disrespect, but the way they talk it's like
they took Cockney and ran itthrough a meat grinder Makes a
Staten Island wise guy soundlike Shakespeare, my totally
legitimate connection.
Speaker 1 (45:03):
I got to hear somebody If he's saying it's
Cockney through a meat grinder,I need to hear somebody Talk,
talking, barking and dogging,dogging, dogging, hum, okay,
barking and doagenham, okay,barking and Dagenham.
Here we go.
Oh, it's a council leader here,okay, they're just-.
Speaker 4 (45:26):
Well, let's talk to Councillor Darren Rodwell, who's
Deputy Chair of London Councilsand Leader of Barking and
Dagenham Council.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Dagenham Good morning to you.
Okay, let's hear what he soundslike.
He's a councillor.
Speaker 4 (45:35):
Darren Rodwell, are you there?
Speaker 3 (45:46):
I don't know if you're on.
Good morning, hello, goodmorning for joining us.
Um, oh, he's ugly as shit.
Sadiq khan has been.
No, it's a sabbath.
Well, what we're saying is um,we need to make sure we keep
people as safe as possible andas possible and talk for himself
.
I'm talking for a borough thathas serious economic issues and
that was before coronavirus.
We would have pulled.
Speaker 1 (46:01):
Corona.
No, okay, okay, let's keepgoing.
Speaker 4 (46:06):
Look, I ain't been to barking or dagging and
personally ain't my kind ofplace, but I heard some stories,
Stories.
One time Big Ziti told me hegot lost in East London looking
for a proper Italian deli andwound up embarking.
Who the fuck is Big Ziti?
(46:27):
He said he walked into a chipshop asking for bruschetta and
the guy behind the counter threwa fish at him.
What the fuck?
Speaker 1 (46:34):
Where does he come up with this shit?
His friend Big Ziti was in afucking chip shop and asked for
bruschetta and got a fish thrownat him Like what the fuck man,
what?
Speaker 5 (46:43):
in the hell is this crap?
Speaker 1 (46:44):
Okay, let's keep going.
Speaker 4 (46:45):
Let's keep going Cool hot spots, any cool spots?
Yeah, valen's House, museum, oh, valen's House.
Supposedly there's some historythere.
Oh, is there Old buildings,buildings, knights in armor,
whatever.
Maybe they'll have some Italianrelics if they respect history
properly.
Speaker 1 (47:00):
Okay, barking.
Speaker 4 (47:02):
Barking Riverside.
Oh, they have a riverside, newdevelopments and waterfront
vibes.
Jesus Christ, nicky.
I heard they're trying to makeit all fancy like oh, not quite
the Venice canals, okay, but hey, points for effort, that's cool
.
Speaker 2 (47:15):
East Brooklyn Country Park, whatever.
Speaker 4 (47:19):
I'm not really excited, though, if it ain't
near a pasta shop.
What is it?
Oh, it's a park.
The point am I right, we'regoing through final thoughts is
like it's a place with grit,sure, but where's the pasta?
I don't know.
Where's the respect formarinara culture, jesus christ?
Until they open a properitalian joint, I ain't setting
foot there do they have hey?
if any locals want to challengeme to a DBD match or open a
(47:42):
dialogue about pasta superiority, I'm all ears, long as they're
al dente.
You got any plans to visitthere?
Maybe I can hook you up withfamily recommendations.
Speaker 1 (47:56):
No, I don't, Nikki.
Speaker 4 (47:58):
Just don't order tea.
Speaker 1 (47:59):
That's all I ask yeah , we know, we know You're
anti-British, you're everythinganti-British.
Anyway, guys, that was ourfavorite.
Actually, is it our favorite,or my favorite, or your favorite
?
Whose favorite?
Is it anyone's favorite?
Now that I think about it,about, I'm having an existential
moment here, is it?
Uh, hey, oh, here we go.
(48:21):
There it is.
This is the shit here.
Now.
This is what you remember,right here, I think right where
the fuck are the viewers from?
Speaker 2 (48:34):
that's it, yes.
Speaker 5 (48:36):
How dare we?
Speaker 2 (48:40):
We're 48 minutes.
All right, I got it.
This was episode fucking 40, bythe way, when is my thing when?
Speaker 5 (48:49):
is my thing, come after me.
I'm a man, I'm 40.
Speaker 1 (48:53):
Yes, the viewers from yes, yes, okay.
So, yes, where the fuck are theviewers from?
Yes, yes, okay.
So that was.
Where the fuck are the viewersfrom episode number 40.
Guys, we've got.
Do we have anything else?
I don't know that we haveanything on the roadmap for DBD.
Oh, no, actually, we do haveone thing on the roadmap is
we've got Chaos Shuffles goingon right now and it's a D&
(49:16):
themed uh, chaos shuffle.
So if you are a chaos shufflefan, which I am, I think that's,
uh, it's one of the best.
I is it the best event that dbdhas?
It might be, I think is akiller.
I really like it because itstretches your abilities.
It really makes you think a lotand I fucking yeah, I think I
(49:42):
got a 1K because I camped thefuck out of someone.
I had to tunnel and camp themout because I got this perk
loadout.
That was disgusting and notlike disgusting.
Good, we're talking likedisgusting, disgusting and yeah.
So that was it played a fewmore matches, did pretty well.
Um, the only matches have beenhit and miss.
Uh, hunt showdown.
(50:03):
If you haven't played that post, malone is still in there.
You got to try that.
Marvel rivals is still prettyfun.
I don't know if you guys areplaying that one, if you get a
chance, so that one's, thatone's a decent one to do.
Um, and then episode 41, I don'tknow, now that Chaos Shuffle's
going on, I don't know if wehave the release date of 8.5.0
(50:26):
release date.
Do we have a date on there?
It went on the PTB.
It went on the PTB on January6th, but do we normally have a
date or do they just leave itopen until you know, then they
just push it out?
I think so.
(50:46):
I don't see.
No, I don't see it.
I thought I would, but no, allright.
So that is it, guys.
Thank you, barking and doggingthem.
Hey, crestline, hope you'redoing okay.
I want to thank, but no, allright.
So that is it, guys.
Thank you, barking andDogging'em.
Hey, crestline, hope you'redoing okay.
I want to thank a couple others.
Thank you, mesa, arizona.
We're doing.
Garbson in Lower Saxony.
Thank you, parsons, you arealways here, always.
(51:09):
Great.
Dewsbury, in the Kirklees.
I don't what the fuck is nextweek.
No, we're not talking about you.
Muskogee, oklahoma.
Thank you, holbrook.
Holbrook, new York, newark,delaware.
You're always here.
Austin, texas.
I think you're a little bitnewer but you're more than
welcome to be here.
Frankfurt, thank you, you'realways here, frankfurt.
(51:31):
I think you were one of thefirst of the where the fuck are
the viewers from?
And, by the way, we do have anew first place on our downloads
, and that would be none otherthan Muskogee, fucking Oklahoma
is now number one in downloadsof all the cities in this
fucking country, it has to beMuskogee, fucking Oklahoma.
(51:52):
I don't know what they're doingthere, but they are number one
right now.
And then we got Pittsburgh,dublin, newark and Atlanta,
rounding out the fucking the topfive there.
So, anyway, thank you guys.
Let me see who's down here.
I want to see if there are anyodd names I maybe have missed
over the months and months.
(52:13):
Let me, let me see Brussels.
No, we got you.
Warwick, we got crystal Lake.
Is that the crystal Lake fromfucking Friday the 13th?
I think we've already had thattalk.
Um, rancho Cucamonga oh, I hopeyou're okay.
I don't know where you are, butI hope you're okay.
Um, xenia, the warrior princess, gouda, I, we've never talked
(52:34):
about Gouda.
No, we may have to sometime,okay, wrexham hey, wrexham's the
one, the, the, the um, thefucking um, isn't it the?
The?
There's a, uh, a team therethat's owned by Ryan Reynolds,
like a, like a soccer team, Ithink.
Um, yeah, so we got Ipswich.
We haven't talked about you.
St Polo, we talked about Ain'tall city Spill.
(52:56):
Kenzie, thank you for coming by.
San Dimas, california, we got alot of Californians.
I need to check on them all.
Alhambra, california, what thefuck are there so many
Californians doing here?
Anaheim, thank you.
Mission Viejo, thank you.
Sacramento, fullerton, sanDimas, alhambra, santa Ana,
(53:17):
riverside, national City, sanJacinto, fontana, la Canada,
flintridge, murrieta, murrieta,buena Park, oakland, thousand
Oaks, montclair, san Jose,temple City, linwood, stockton,
fucking Hayward.
Crestline, los Angeles.
(53:37):
And then we got Calistoga, sanBernardino, san Francisco,
fountain Valley, santa Clara,san Diego.
Did we already say RanchoCucamonga Is all of our fucking
shit?
Next week I'll carry themsoftly Toxic rambles off.
Another list of fucking citiesof listeners to thank Guys.
(54:00):
This was Camping them Softly,episode 40.
Thank you, what, what?
No, that was the wrong fuckingbutton.
Yeah, well, I'll take it, I'lltake it.
Speaker 5 (54:10):
See you soon, bitch.
Speaker 2 (54:13):
Get the fuck out.
It's episode fucking 40.
Speaker 5 (54:17):
No, shut up, Shut up, get the fuck out it's episode
fucking 40.
Speaker 1 (54:20):
Come after me.
Speaker 5 (54:21):
No, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.
We gotta do this one.
Get the fuck out, come after me.
I'm a man, I'm 40.
Speaker 2 (54:31):
Kept him in softly Toxic teacher, the ultimate male
, the most manly motherfucker.
Kept him in softly Toxicteacher, the ultimate male, the
most manly motherfucker, campinghim softly.
Toxic teacher, the most badass,the ultimate man taking over
the world.
If you wanna sanitize, campycampy, toxic, toxic campy, campy
, toxic, toxic, campy, campy,toxic, camping and suffering,
(55:02):
duddling bitches and makingmoney, toxic teachers, camping
and suffering, they'll conquerthe world.
Why kickin' ass?
Campy, campy, toxic, toxicCampy, campy, toxic, toxic,
campy, camp't be toxic, toxic.
You better listen, tolerate,give toxic five stars, even if
(55:30):
you hate.
He needs the money, he wantsthe fame, he wants the credit,
but not the plane.
It's the toxicity.
So he kept it in softly, toxicand kept it in softly.
He took his ass and stuck afucking cross Ass.
(55:50):
Bitch, can't be, can't be.
Toxic toxic, can't be, can't be.
Toxic toxic, can't be, can't be.
Toxic toxic, can't be, can't be.
Toxic toxic can't be, can't be.
Toxic toxic can't be, can't be.
Toxic toxic, can't be, can't be.
Toxic toxic can't be, can't be.
Toxic toxic, can't be, can't be.
(56:11):
Toxic toxic.
Bitch, bitch, bitch, tossin'tossin' Bitch, catch, bitch.
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