If I ever write a highly erotic version of the Bible, and I might, the scene where Moses goes up Mount Sinai to retrieve the word of God will have a slightly different spin. In my version, what the prophet will bring back to us will still be 10 Commandments, but they will be the 10 Blow Job Commandments, and they will go something like this:
1. Thou Shalt Not Use Teeth
"I gave my first blow jobs when I was a counselor at camp, and my boyfriend, Nick—he wore board-shorts while he played tennis, so hot—had to tell me what was up. If you're going to give head, your teeth cannot exist. There are a million ways to give an unsatisfactory blow job, but this is the sure-fire way to give an unpleasant one." --Erica, 27, lawyer2.Thou Shalt Explore Around Your Comfort Zone
"Be open minded about blow jobs. Tips that sound kind of awkward can be the most rewarding. Don't keep your best BJ tricks to yourself. At the very least, share them with your best friend. Or if you happen to be a sex blogger, share them with thousands of readers," says Rosemary, my fellow sex blogger. Listen to Rosemary. You're putting a penis in your mouth with the goal of getting him to come, or at very least getting him halfway there. Get into it. Try new things. Even if they sound weird or gross. All that said, you need to be comfy, both physically and emotionally. Make sure you're in a good position. If his hip movements or his hand anywhere near your head is bothering you, make sure he knows that's not OK.
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