5/13: Massive Trivia Hint Kicks Off the Podcast, Val with News, and Who Sings the Jingle?

Massive Trivia Hint Kicks Off the Podcast, Val with News, and Who Sings the Jingle?

Episode Transcript

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I don't have a guest, Johnny. You guys are killing me. Did
you call justin? No? IfI was gonna be guessing, I would
have said something like you said itseasonal. But now you say, somebody
famous we know does that? Iwas going to say, like a prooper
stupor for a parade? Is ithave something to do with politicians? It

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does? So we that's it.Oh, Danny, go get a real
nice face, now, don't you. Johnny? Well, actually, I'm
Johnny. That's what Johnny. That'swe're going to tell the boys about Johnny,
doctor Johnny Fever. And I haven'tin here serving it up on a

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silver platter right there for you rightoff that up right right, yeah,
right off the bat. There's yourhint. The trivia quest. We got
to get a winner tomorrow, gotit? It's got right. Well,
I said that on Friday too,All right, Johnny and Val podcasting live
atop iHeart Mountain. This is thecondensed su pre cap podcast for May thirteenth.

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May thirteenth, It's Monday, thethirteenth. Scary that only works on
Fridays. Johnny, one hundred andthirty fourth day of the year, two
hundred and thirty two remain two weeksuntil Memorial Day, two d and twenty
six days of Christmas. Today isCough Drop Day. When you were a
kid, did you kind of exaggeratea sore throat or a cough so you

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could get Louden's wild cherry coprop.I'm a guy. We over exaggerate everything
I got. So it's like candy. I liked see I like the menthol
You know the menth Philippus. Whatdoes the matter with you? You?
Where do you want to start?Val? Where do you want to start?
Oh? That's like eating vix.I love vix. I love the

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smell evicts. As a kid,they put it all with the with the
old t shirt. Oh yeah,oh yeah, and it was always a
turtleneck. Yeah, oh that smellse mi Mike cleared my NAIs. Was
just thinking about where are we?Uh Frog Jumping Day, International Hummus Day.

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We both like hummus, but wewe determined made you home Maide?
Yeah, LEPrecon Day? National applePie Day? How did I miss Apple
Pie Day? I should have broughtan apple pie for a guy who loves
pie. I don't know how youmissed it. Shame, shame, shame,
on me, National Fruit Cocktail Day, National Women's check Up Day,
Get a check up? Will youall right? Top Gun Day? Are

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you? Do you like the TopGun movies? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
I mean that. What was thatin the eighties? Right? The
original came out, so I wasa teenager. I was all over that
and the new one. Did yousee the very good? Yeah? I
like Tom Cruise movies. I dolike Miss in Boston Home all in.
You're not a Top Gun No,yep, I didn't. I hated the

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first one. Goose you, MagsDoune, take me to better lose me
forever. You gotta say that again. Goose you, magsdue, take me
to better lose me forever? Allright, that's going to crop up off
a lot, all right? Thankyou, jol of to day and World
Cocktail Day and date number thirteen,date number twelve for the trivia question coming

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up after this. I did horriblethings in the eighties. But my husband
I met, and I was socute, and I was little, I
had a little breeches and my thyroidwas functioning. I felt good and he
was so enthralled with me and soin love with me, and pursued me

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and bought me presents and vacuumed outmy car and did all kinds of things
for me, and we we celebratedour thirtieth winning anniversary this year. Thank
y'all. Thank And now I trulybelieve he would not pull me out of

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a burning ve hiccer lee An Morgan, she's hysterical. Take me to bed.
Oh, thank y'all, Thank y'all, love her all right, Day
twelve for the trivia question. Let'stake some calls. Good morning, who's
this? Y oh me oh,me o me o me o me o,
me o, me o, meo, me o, me o,

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me o, me o, meo me o. Meal. Okay,
thanks, good mornings. This isGreg Hey, Greg road word trivia
question. As of April first ofthis year, there are one, thy
one and thirty nine people still doingthis in the USA, but that number
is quickly disappearing. What what doyou think it is? My guests?
Uh, bounce fields with horses.No, nothing like that at all.

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All right, have a good day, thank you too. Four one,
two, three, three three ninetyfour five. Oh, which you got
athletes who playing more than one professionalsport at a time, like based like
football, and I like it you'reon the right path. You're on the
right path, all right, Okay, keep working, Lorraine. What you
got is mail and female strip teacherssay it again because your phone is cutting

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out. Make it an answer.Strip teasers, strip teasers, not strip
teasers. Strip teasers even called thata long long time. That's going to
Lisa. I don't have a guest, Johnny. You guys are killing me.

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Did you call justin? No?If I was going to be guessing,
I would have said something like yousaid it seasonal. But now you
say somebody famous we know gud thatI was going to say, like a
prooper stupor for a parade. Sorry, I got I know, Like,
come on, you guys say nowyou said clown. So I'm thinking,

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is it have something to do withpoliticians? It does? So weak?
That's it for him? All right, I gotta go. All right,
So do I buy stake three moretrillion trillionaires? Ye? Not trillionaires?
Okay, let's take two more?Jeez? Is it professional minds? Minds

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like you know, uh, peoplethat don't speak mins. Yeah, that's
what I said, mimes not mimes. Yes, all right, all right,
you're the last call to take today. You get it right and you
win. Did you listen to ourpodcast? No? I didn't. All
what's your guess? I'm thinking it'suh the survivors from World War Two?

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Not it? Sorry? Alrighty,all right, so Lisa pretty much teed
it up for you. You didn'thear Lisa rewind it Lisa's But obviously I
hit the the wrong sound effect onthe on the beginning of it. But
yeo me o me o me omeo meo mio meo me yeah, meo
meo meo meo mio mio, yeome o, me o, me o

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me o me o, me o, meo meo. I'll just keep coming
up with stuff for you. Bythe way, Uh we have a little
uh jingle contest coming up after thenews, so let's uh lost my there
thereas Okay, what's the most importantto me? News? Updates? News

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updates. I like the local news. All right, what's going on now?
It was in March when Punk SataniPhil and his lady Phyllis brought two
new ground yell me me me groundhogsme out Okay yesterday on Mother's Day.
The names of the new additions toGobbler's Knob were revealed by Dan McGinley,

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the vice president of the Punk SataniGroundhog Club Inner Circle. Welcome with us
as we say hello to little girlSonny and a boy Shadow. McGinley read
a prepared statement on a parchment scrollunrolled, revealing in rhyme the new groundhog

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names in her circle. President TomDuncle said he spoke to Phil and his
native groundhog ease by using his specialcane, and Phil approves of the new
names Sonny and Shadow. I meanuh, I guess I would have gone
with the like what's his wife's name, Phyllis Phyllis and Phil, Yeah,
should have gone with a like Phineasor something like that. Chephrom Brooklyn is

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getting excited about the emergence of cicadasthis spring. Joseph Yun of Brooklyn Bugs
tells The New York Times he useswhole cicadas in place of shrimp in his
recipes and says they have a mildwoody flavor from slowly growing underground. Another
chef from Chicago says the bugs arehigh in protein and contained fats, carbohydrates,

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and a number of organic compounds.Une says he is an edible bug
ambassador and tours the world to sharethe potential of edible insects. Would you
do it? Would you do it? I don't. You couldn't pull a
trigger. Yeah. I think ifsomebody ground them up and put them in
something, maybe I could get byit. But just eating a whole bug,

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no way. But do you likelobster? Do you like shrimp?
Do you like? They're grosser thanany kind of like? So they're just
water bugs basically cicada water cleans themoff the ground feeders though, Well,
whatever cicadas are, they're actually I'vehad them. Really they are amazing,

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Like as a whole bug. Yes, yes, you just ate yes,
well, I mean they were friedup with in a lot of butter.
I don't know. It was likewith vegetables or whatever. And it almost
tastes like like shrimp something like thatif you like shrimp. Was it crunchy?
It was? I don't think.I think I wish this was television

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because that look was priceless. Thatwas very expressive. Well does an apple
a day really keep the doctor away? It does. Studies have found that
eating apples regularly can reduce your riskof lung cancer, heart disease, and
type two diabetes. The Flavonoids inthe apple skin also help the body fight

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off viruses and inflammation. Apples arealso high en vitamin c pectin, which
helps lower cholesterol, fiber, andantioxidants. If you don't like apples,
no worries. Apples are actually nobetter than any other fruit. All fruits
and vegetables are loaded with beneficial nutrients, nutrients and will keep you healthy.

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So not as healthy as as ascicadas they may be. They're good.
They're a good old the source ofproteins. So all right, let's do
this pee time now for a roundtwo of the who sings this jingle?
Well known Three WS artists actually sangthis well known jingle from the seventies from

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a dog commercial. You can tellme who it is. We'll give you
tickets for heart and cheap trick.They're gonna be a PPG Paints arena coming
up a week from this Thursday,coming up on the May twenty third.
So uh, all right, let'sgive this a listen. Here you go,
Mine data than your dog mine,ugadanors mine not better. General Russian

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mind up better than yours. AllRight, we didn't get a winner last
week, so we're gonna do itagain today, So we'll start with vow.
Do you have any idea who thatmight be? Well, just because
you displayed Aerosmith, so I gottaguess Steven Tyler. No, this this
commercial came out in nineteen seventy two. Now Dreamond came in, came out
and went like seventy three or somethinglike that. They were they were well

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established. This particular artist was thirteenwhen he was singing this jack. All
right, so give this a listen. You're telling me I'm wrong. Basically,
give this listen. Tell me whosings it? You win the tickets?
My god than your dog mind,General russian Us, Good morning,

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who's this? My name is down? All right, don? How was
your weekend? It was not badat all? Okay, Well, we're
giving you a chance to win ticketsfor Heart and Cheap Trick. They're going
to be in town a week fromThursday at PPG Paints Arena. I have
somebody doing that actually singing background vocalson that jingle. Do you have any

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idea who that might be? Ibelieve it is Richard Mark. It is
Yay, Yay, congratulations, thirteenyear old little Dicky Marks singing the Generation
jingle. How did you know thatyour hint? First of all, when
you said it was like late eightiesearly nineties artist, and I remembered that

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like his parents were musicians or somethinglike that, so I googled it.
Yeah, that's how I confirmed myYeah, his parents wrote that jingle.
Wow. Yeah, congradulation, Thankyou, all right, thank you for
listening to podcast. Do you knowwho he's married to, Missus Mars Missus
Marx, Yes, I do?Is it? She's on MTV? She

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was yeah, huge on MTV andhold on Daisy Fuente. Yes, yes,
yep, when I win. Andthey recently married, like within the
last not like I don't think they'vebeen married since the eighties nineties. She
actually they both look very young.Oh yeah, So all right, more

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Little Richard Richard Richard Mark's Little DickyMarks Trivia tomorrow. We do have a
who sings It tomorrow? Maybe thebest one I've ever come up with.
All right, day number thirteen forthe roadary trivia question. And for God's
sake, somebody think we're gonna getit. I have to. I have
to think we're gonna get a winner. Colus play any chances for you to

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win cash with a thousand dollars Paydayvow with the news it all starts tomorrow
at five am. That's it forus A Seeings guys, seeings guys,