May 16, 2024 • 14 mins
Brand NEW Road Warrior Trivia and Rock n Roll Legend Sings a Hoover Jingle
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(00:00):
You cop back from Bob. It'sa beautiful mover. Three wus good morning.
Who's this? This is Donny Johnny, Hey, Donnie, Johnny.
That's an awesome name. Oh Dannygo get a real nice face now,
don't you. Johnny Look well,actually I'm Johnny. That's what Johnny.
That's we're gonna tell the boys about. Johnny Cocker, Johnny Fever and I
(00:23):
am burning up in here journey.Can you believe it? May is halfway
through? We're halfway through May.I know, unbelievable. This year has
gone so quickly, so I mean, summer is really going to just fly
by. Don't say that it isn'tI can tell you. Don't say that.
(00:46):
Mess on Johnny and Val podcasting liveatop iHeart Mountain. This is the
condensed supercap podcast for May fifteenth,one hundred and thirty sixth day of the
year. Two hundred and thirty daysremain, twelve days to Memorial Day,
thirty two days a Father's Day,two and twenty four days to Christmas.
Today is bring flowers to someone Day. She had brought you some some some
(01:07):
sunflowers, only forgot. That's okay, maybe tomorrow, maybe I remember it's
already gone. Johnny to a nationalday of Family's National Chocolate Chip Day,
and of course she brought her chocolatechips, didn't you. I did.
I have my chips. Ahoy.I always have a little stash. She
is like this, like what Ibring? I brought orange juice. That's
all I brought today. You havechips, a hoy. You have the
(01:32):
the you have orange juice, orangeoranges, the orange. Yeah, in
the little plastic cup you brought breakfast? You had what I had a huge
breakfast which you have uh, scrambledeggs, bacon and fried potatoes. You
also have bacon in your little lunch. But I have my snack bacon.
And then she had a like herbackup cookie. What was the It was
(01:53):
like a oh the things? Yeah, some kind of nature valleys it.
I brought orange juice. That's allout. Do you want to snack any
of us? Oh where else?National Juice Slush Day, National Safety Dose
Day, Nyland Stockings Day. Ilove the stockings. I do. Is
(02:15):
that like thigh highs or the oldlegs eggs pantyhose? Actually you know it,
to be honest with you, theold guy. I like that.
Women don't wear them anymore, whichis no, that's no good. I
know that's too bad. I needsome color on my legs. Oh where
else? Relive your past by listeningto the first music you ever bought,
(02:39):
no matter what it was, noexcuses, and we have that? Where
is that? I know? Itotally forgot this and until I don't know,
you said something. It triggered mymemory. And ABC by the Jackson
(03:06):
five. That's a good one.I got her to Westons in Franklin.
Did you get Westerns or James Way? I don't know which one. I'm
pretty sure it was Westerns. Herewas mine? You rock harder than me
for Golden Earing Great Our Love?Oh I love that song. That's so
(03:31):
funny. All Right, we havea brand new roadway trivia question. We'll
get to it coming up after this. The store is weird. The problem
is everybody over there thinks they're savingthe planet. It's the big green movement
at Whole Foods. And if you'redoing the green thing, I'll bless you.
I've tried. It's just not forme. It's I got friends that
(03:53):
brag about how green they are.You go to their house, You're like,
look at the look at the lightbulbs in my in my shaving a
fifty three on my electricity book becauseI got green lighte boarbs. I go,
yeah, I can't see you.Nah. I don't hold foods that
(04:15):
make you feel bad. I forbidyou get a bag. Ask for a
bag? Are you gonna take atake a bag and destroy our planet?
I don't know. I got ninetythree items. What do you want me
to do? It's weird over there. I got a massuse's masseuse propped up
(04:36):
in the store, just rubbing someguy's scapulo what. I don't even know
where to look. He's trying tofigure out how the hell did I end
up at Whole Foods massaging people nearthe lavender chips. What I've never told
my wife bag. I gotta getsome grapes and I gotta knock in my
neck so bad. I hope he'sannihilate Sebastian Meda scal go. Please tell
(05:01):
me where there is a massuse givingout massages and a Whole food I will
be there. I don't like messusesor massages, and I think I've only
been the Whole Foods once. Ifthat'd be the first thing I did,
if I won the lottery. Iwould hire a masseuse to give me a
massage really every day for the restof my life. Lord, really,
(05:25):
Oh and I can't stand it.I can't stand it. What is it
you can't stand I'm too ticklish tobegin with. Oh and you have to
be like, like really rough forfor it to sink. Yeah. Yeah,
that's that's so hard to find.I sometimes feel like I didn't get
a massage. Not my jam ohuh day oh wow. Day one for
(05:47):
the trivia question. Let's take somecalls. Good morning, who's this morning?
Brian? All right? Brian brandNew Rodroy trivia question. According to
authority, the first one of thesewas created four hundred and forty six years
ago. Average one weighs one hundredand thirty pounds, and there are approximately
seven three hundred and eleven out ofthese in the USA. What are they?
I go with maybe like a typewriter, not a typewriter. Sorry,
(06:11):
oh yeah, well four one,two, three, three, three ninety
four five? Oh what you gotsubmarine? Would that be the answer?
No? The average submarine one hundredand thirty pounds. Oh. I then
cats up for yep. Sorry,all right, going to sue what you
got hammer hammers. There's one hundredand thirty pounds hammers. Yeah, let's
(06:33):
take three more submarines. Is thatwhat Google's say? Human powered submarine?
Is that what it is? No? Sorry, okay, two more ago?
My best is Boxers Lightweight, Boxers, cape working. Oh damn it?
All right, good morning, here'sthis? All right, VICKI the
(06:59):
last call? Take today? Youget it right? You went otherwise?
Day number two tomorrow? Not anvil? Sorry? I like the guests though
it all you want. I'm justsaying I like it. Keep barking,
appreciate it all right? Now,do you have a guest for us?
Not? Not a new one?I guessed a cheese wheel, cheeseball,
(07:23):
like the big giant ones that yousee on Instagram, like that they drill
into No. And then I guessed, uh, telescope and that was wrong.
Though I don't even have a directionto go. The correct response is
damn it. What's most important tome? News? Updates, updates?
(07:45):
I like all the local news.All right? What have we got going
on? Porch pirates are becoming muchmore brazen. A thief in Pennsylvania not
only stole a package off a homeowner'sfront porch. He snatched it right out
of the guy's hands. Wo happenedlast week in Montgomery County. An Amazon
delivery driver had just dropped a packageoff and was going back to the van
(08:07):
to get another box headed back.Weill. The owner of the house came
out and bent down to grab thebox, and somebody just ran up on
the porch and snatched it right outof his hands. Wow. They had
a waiting getaway car and he tookoff, leaving the homeowner and the Amazon
delivery man just what just happened here? The theft was captured on the doorbell
(08:30):
camera, and the stolen package reportedlycontained six iPhones for this family and was
whoa, oh thousands of dollars.I was like, you know, maybe
like it was like a butter dish. Yeah, something stupid like that,
you know, and then you like, you get it home, you open
it up. Crap, damn ita buttered dish. Yeah No, that
guy got several iPhones so well.Just Grape Juice is launching a new line
(08:54):
of craft cocktails in partnership with CoopBeverage Works. The line up of fruit
based adult beverages come in for flavors, vodka Transfusion Vodka, Cranberry Watermelon Mule,
and Passion Fruit Mohido, all featuringreal fruit juice and five point nine
percent alcohol by volume. Coop BeverageWorks Vice president Ryan Stump says they're ready
(09:16):
to drink. Kraft cocktails made fromquality ingredients are great for relaxing after work,
enjoying at dinner parties, around thegolf course. There are so many
of those. You go into GiantEagle and the you know, the alcohol
section, there's a million of them. Yeah, that's it's the hot thing
over the last couple of years.And products will be available soon in single
(09:37):
flavor four packs of twelve ounce cansat retailers in multiple states across the US.
A woman in Ohio who mister boyfriendhas crocheted a doll replica of him
with manly parts included to keep hercompany on her lonely nights. Gail Lynn
Bragery is fifty two. She launcheda Facebook Facebook age called Gail Lynn's Perfect
(10:01):
Boyfriends. Oh my God. She'sselling her muscular, long haired dolls.
She calls them the perfect boyfriends becausethey don't answer back and they do what
they're told, making them the idealcompanions. She uses a freestyle crochet approach
without patterns. She's made two dollsso far. She thinks they look like
(10:22):
Jason Momoa. Oh wow, Okay, they do not look like Jason Momoa.
Okay, but she's selling them forfive hundred bucks. So when I
watched Hold On Now listen, allthe weird crap that men buy, it
pales comparison to just like something likethat. It's a crocheted human being with
(10:45):
man parts. It's weird. Yeah, all right, So finally, yeah,
when I watch Jeopardy, I knowsome answers, but this one is
going to be right up my alley, a game show spin off from Jeopardy.
Will I'm man ate all those toughcategories like literature and geography and history
(11:05):
instead pop culture Jeopardy. What's what'sin Vow's lunchbox today? I don't think
anybody would know that. Uh,Music, sports, TV movies, those
are the kind of categories. Sothat'll premiere on Amazon Prime Video all right.
Time to give away some tickets forHeart and Cheap Trick. They're going
to be in town a week fromthis Thursday. That's tomorrow, So another
(11:28):
round of who Sings It? Hereyou go. It's a beautiful mover.
Not only is it a who singsit, it's a who jingles it.
It's a well known singer doing aHoover commercial going to val first. Well,
(11:50):
I just have to say that isthe rockiness vacuum cleaner jingle I've ever
heard of in my life. Right, do you have a guess. I'm
gonna guess, Bob Seeger. Oh, that's not bad. That's not bad.
You know. It's somebody with avery pounds not him. All right,
give this listen? Tell me whosings it? Come back from gets
(12:11):
a beautiful mover? Three wus goodmorning? Who's this? This is Donnie
Johnny. Hey, Donnie Johnny.That's an awesome name. All right,
Donnie Johnny. Do you do youneed some some clean carpets? Because we
have somebody been singing a Hoover commercial. Let's give this a listen, ye
come back move? All right?Who sings it? Donnie Johnny Ian Johnson
(12:37):
of a C d C. Yeah, that's who it is. Oh wow.
In fact, he sang that jinglethe day before he tried out for
a C d C. Oh,we warmed up with a little hoover.
Well, he wasn't going to godown to London to try out for the
band, but because they were goingto pay him for he paid. They
paid him three hundred and fifty dollarsthree hundred fifty pound to sing that jingle
(13:01):
and he just happened to be inLondon, so he tried out for acc
got the gig. So he mustlove Hoover well three hundred and fifty dollars.
I think he's a little I thinkhe makes it a little more than
that. Now, congratulations brother,I've got heart tickets. Can you stick
around? Yes? All right,So that's it for us. Thank you
for listening to podcast. We'll catchyou tomorrow at five o'clock, day number
(13:22):
two for the for the road Roytribute question. We also have one of
the strangest songs well known, wellknown artist Okay just released brand new.
I'm tempted to play it for it, but it's it's so worth listening tomorrow
for it's it's one of the strangestones so well known artist. This what
(13:46):
you're going to play as a newsong. It is a new song and
it's really easy, Like as soonas you hear it, you go,
I know who do if it's theone you were playing earlier, right,
you didn't know who that was?Really no wow, But it might be
one of those ones again where whenyou find out the answer, you're like,
how did I not guess that?All right, Well that's coming up
(14:07):
tomorrow. That makes me a sitedjust Ford Bow, she's crafty, all
right. So that's it for us. We'll catch you back tomorrow starting at
five o'clock in the morning, Sohave yourself a great day. Say seeings
guys, seeings guys.
You cop back from Bob. It'sa beautiful mover. Three wus good morning.
Who's this? This is Donny Johnny, Hey, Donnie, Johnny.
That's an awesome name. Oh Dannygo get a real nice face now,
don't you. Johnny Look well,actually I'm Johnny. That's what Johnny.
That's we're gonna tell the boys about. Johnny Cocker, Johnny Fever and I
(00:23):
am burning up in here journey.Can you believe it? May is halfway
through? We're halfway through May.I know, unbelievable. This year has
gone so quickly, so I mean, summer is really going to just fly
by. Don't say that it isn'tI can tell you. Don't say that.
(00:46):
Mess on Johnny and Val podcasting liveatop iHeart Mountain. This is the
condensed supercap podcast for May fifteenth,one hundred and thirty sixth day of the
year. Two hundred and thirty daysremain, twelve days to Memorial Day,
thirty two days a Father's Day,two and twenty four days to Christmas.
Today is bring flowers to someone Day. She had brought you some some some
(01:07):
sunflowers, only forgot. That's okay, maybe tomorrow, maybe I remember it's
already gone. Johnny to a nationalday of Family's National Chocolate Chip Day,
and of course she brought her chocolatechips, didn't you. I did.
I have my chips. Ahoy.I always have a little stash. She
is like this, like what Ibring? I brought orange juice. That's
all I brought today. You havechips, a hoy. You have the
(01:32):
the you have orange juice, orangeoranges, the orange. Yeah, in
the little plastic cup you brought breakfast? You had what I had a huge
breakfast which you have uh, scrambledeggs, bacon and fried potatoes. You
also have bacon in your little lunch. But I have my snack bacon.
And then she had a like herbackup cookie. What was the It was
(01:53):
like a oh the things? Yeah, some kind of nature valleys it.
I brought orange juice. That's allout. Do you want to snack any
of us? Oh where else?National Juice Slush Day, National Safety Dose
Day, Nyland Stockings Day. Ilove the stockings. I do. Is
(02:15):
that like thigh highs or the oldlegs eggs pantyhose? Actually you know it,
to be honest with you, theold guy. I like that.
Women don't wear them anymore, whichis no, that's no good. I
know that's too bad. I needsome color on my legs. Oh where
else? Relive your past by listeningto the first music you ever bought,
(02:39):
no matter what it was, noexcuses, and we have that? Where
is that? I know? Itotally forgot this and until I don't know,
you said something. It triggered mymemory. And ABC by the Jackson
(03:06):
five. That's a good one.I got her to Westons in Franklin.
Did you get Westerns or James Way? I don't know which one. I'm
pretty sure it was Westerns. Herewas mine? You rock harder than me
for Golden Earing Great Our Love?Oh I love that song. That's so
(03:31):
funny. All Right, we havea brand new roadway trivia question. We'll
get to it coming up after this. The store is weird. The problem
is everybody over there thinks they're savingthe planet. It's the big green movement
at Whole Foods. And if you'redoing the green thing, I'll bless you.
I've tried. It's just not forme. It's I got friends that
(03:53):
brag about how green they are.You go to their house, You're like,
look at the look at the lightbulbs in my in my shaving a
fifty three on my electricity book becauseI got green lighte boarbs. I go,
yeah, I can't see you.Nah. I don't hold foods that
(04:15):
make you feel bad. I forbidyou get a bag. Ask for a
bag? Are you gonna take atake a bag and destroy our planet?
I don't know. I got ninetythree items. What do you want me
to do? It's weird over there. I got a massuse's masseuse propped up
(04:36):
in the store, just rubbing someguy's scapulo what. I don't even know
where to look. He's trying tofigure out how the hell did I end
up at Whole Foods massaging people nearthe lavender chips. What I've never told
my wife bag. I gotta getsome grapes and I gotta knock in my
neck so bad. I hope he'sannihilate Sebastian Meda scal go. Please tell
(05:01):
me where there is a massuse givingout massages and a Whole food I will
be there. I don't like messusesor massages, and I think I've only
been the Whole Foods once. Ifthat'd be the first thing I did,
if I won the lottery. Iwould hire a masseuse to give me a
massage really every day for the restof my life. Lord, really,
(05:25):
Oh and I can't stand it.I can't stand it. What is it
you can't stand I'm too ticklish tobegin with. Oh and you have to
be like, like really rough forfor it to sink. Yeah. Yeah,
that's that's so hard to find.I sometimes feel like I didn't get
a massage. Not my jam ohuh day oh wow. Day one for
(05:47):
the trivia question. Let's take somecalls. Good morning, who's this morning?
Brian? All right? Brian brandNew Rodroy trivia question. According to
authority, the first one of thesewas created four hundred and forty six years
ago. Average one weighs one hundredand thirty pounds, and there are approximately
seven three hundred and eleven out ofthese in the USA. What are they?
I go with maybe like a typewriter, not a typewriter. Sorry,
(06:11):
oh yeah, well four one,two, three, three, three ninety
four five? Oh what you gotsubmarine? Would that be the answer?
No? The average submarine one hundredand thirty pounds. Oh. I then
cats up for yep. Sorry,all right, going to sue what you
got hammer hammers. There's one hundredand thirty pounds hammers. Yeah, let's
(06:33):
take three more submarines. Is thatwhat Google's say? Human powered submarine?
Is that what it is? No? Sorry, okay, two more ago?
My best is Boxers Lightweight, Boxers, cape working. Oh damn it?
All right, good morning, here'sthis? All right, VICKI the
(06:59):
last call? Take today? Youget it right? You went otherwise?
Day number two tomorrow? Not anvil? Sorry? I like the guests though
it all you want. I'm justsaying I like it. Keep barking,
appreciate it all right? Now,do you have a guest for us?
Not? Not a new one?I guessed a cheese wheel, cheeseball,
(07:23):
like the big giant ones that yousee on Instagram, like that they drill
into No. And then I guessed, uh, telescope and that was wrong.
Though I don't even have a directionto go. The correct response is
damn it. What's most important tome? News? Updates, updates?
(07:45):
I like all the local news.All right? What have we got going
on? Porch pirates are becoming muchmore brazen. A thief in Pennsylvania not
only stole a package off a homeowner'sfront porch. He snatched it right out
of the guy's hands. Wo happenedlast week in Montgomery County. An Amazon
delivery driver had just dropped a packageoff and was going back to the van
(08:07):
to get another box headed back.Weill. The owner of the house came
out and bent down to grab thebox, and somebody just ran up on
the porch and snatched it right outof his hands. Wow. They had
a waiting getaway car and he tookoff, leaving the homeowner and the Amazon
delivery man just what just happened here? The theft was captured on the doorbell
(08:30):
camera, and the stolen package reportedlycontained six iPhones for this family and was
whoa, oh thousands of dollars.I was like, you know, maybe
like it was like a butter dish. Yeah, something stupid like that,
you know, and then you like, you get it home, you open
it up. Crap, damn ita buttered dish. Yeah No, that
guy got several iPhones so well.Just Grape Juice is launching a new line
(08:54):
of craft cocktails in partnership with CoopBeverage Works. The line up of fruit
based adult beverages come in for flavors, vodka Transfusion Vodka, Cranberry Watermelon Mule,
and Passion Fruit Mohido, all featuringreal fruit juice and five point nine
percent alcohol by volume. Coop BeverageWorks Vice president Ryan Stump says they're ready
(09:16):
to drink. Kraft cocktails made fromquality ingredients are great for relaxing after work,
enjoying at dinner parties, around thegolf course. There are so many
of those. You go into GiantEagle and the you know, the alcohol
section, there's a million of them. Yeah, that's it's the hot thing
over the last couple of years.And products will be available soon in single
(09:37):
flavor four packs of twelve ounce cansat retailers in multiple states across the US.
A woman in Ohio who mister boyfriendhas crocheted a doll replica of him
with manly parts included to keep hercompany on her lonely nights. Gail Lynn
Bragery is fifty two. She launcheda Facebook Facebook age called Gail Lynn's Perfect
(10:01):
Boyfriends. Oh my God. She'sselling her muscular, long haired dolls.
She calls them the perfect boyfriends becausethey don't answer back and they do what
they're told, making them the idealcompanions. She uses a freestyle crochet approach
without patterns. She's made two dollsso far. She thinks they look like
(10:22):
Jason Momoa. Oh wow, Okay, they do not look like Jason Momoa.
Okay, but she's selling them forfive hundred bucks. So when I
watched Hold On Now listen, allthe weird crap that men buy, it
pales comparison to just like something likethat. It's a crocheted human being with
(10:45):
man parts. It's weird. Yeah, all right, So finally, yeah,
when I watch Jeopardy, I knowsome answers, but this one is
going to be right up my alley, a game show spin off from Jeopardy.
Will I'm man ate all those toughcategories like literature and geography and history
(11:05):
instead pop culture Jeopardy. What's what'sin Vow's lunchbox today? I don't think
anybody would know that. Uh,Music, sports, TV movies, those
are the kind of categories. Sothat'll premiere on Amazon Prime Video all right.
Time to give away some tickets forHeart and Cheap Trick. They're going
to be in town a week fromthis Thursday. That's tomorrow, So another
(11:28):
round of who Sings It? Hereyou go. It's a beautiful mover.
Not only is it a who singsit, it's a who jingles it.
It's a well known singer doing aHoover commercial going to val first. Well,
(11:50):
I just have to say that isthe rockiness vacuum cleaner jingle I've ever
heard of in my life. Right, do you have a guess. I'm
gonna guess, Bob Seeger. Oh, that's not bad. That's not bad.
You know. It's somebody with avery pounds not him. All right,
give this listen? Tell me whosings it? Come back from gets
(12:11):
a beautiful mover? Three wus goodmorning? Who's this? This is Donnie
Johnny. Hey, Donnie Johnny.That's an awesome name. All right,
Donnie Johnny. Do you do youneed some some clean carpets? Because we
have somebody been singing a Hoover commercial. Let's give this a listen, ye
come back move? All right?Who sings it? Donnie Johnny Ian Johnson
(12:37):
of a C d C. Yeah, that's who it is. Oh wow.
In fact, he sang that jinglethe day before he tried out for
a C d C. Oh,we warmed up with a little hoover.
Well, he wasn't going to godown to London to try out for the
band, but because they were goingto pay him for he paid. They
paid him three hundred and fifty dollarsthree hundred fifty pound to sing that jingle
(13:01):
and he just happened to be inLondon, so he tried out for acc
got the gig. So he mustlove Hoover well three hundred and fifty dollars.
I think he's a little I thinkhe makes it a little more than
that. Now, congratulations brother,I've got heart tickets. Can you stick
around? Yes? All right,So that's it for us. Thank you
for listening to podcast. We'll catchyou tomorrow at five o'clock, day number
(13:22):
two for the for the road Roytribute question. We also have one of
the strangest songs well known, wellknown artist Okay just released brand new.
I'm tempted to play it for it, but it's it's so worth listening tomorrow
for it's it's one of the strangestones so well known artist. This what
(13:46):
you're going to play as a newsong. It is a new song and
it's really easy, Like as soonas you hear it, you go,
I know who do if it's theone you were playing earlier, right,
you didn't know who that was?Really no wow, But it might be
one of those ones again where whenyou find out the answer, you're like,
how did I not guess that?All right, Well that's coming up
(14:07):
tomorrow. That makes me a sitedjust Ford Bow, she's crafty, all
right. So that's it for us. We'll catch you back tomorrow starting at
five o'clock in the morning, Sohave yourself a great day. Say seeings
guys, seeings guys.
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