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(00:00):
Okay, god it bide. OhDanny, go get a real nice face,
now, don't you. Johnny,Well, actually, I'm Johnny.
That's what Johnny. That's we're gonnatell the boys about Johnny Cocker, Johnny
Fever and I am burning up inhere journey. All right, that's it
(00:24):
for us. Ay see you ins, guys, seeings, guys. I
wish it was that easy. We'reat work, but really we're all just
just trying to check out. Justdon't clar away to the Memorial Day weekend.
All right, Welcome in to thethe podcast, The Condensed supre Cap
(00:44):
Podcast for May twenty fourth, onehundred and forty fifth day of the year.
Two hundred and twenty one days remainthree days until Memorial Day, three
minutes until both of us are completelychecked out, twenty three days to Father's
Day, forty one days to Julyfourth, two hundred and fifteen days of
Christmas. Today is Asparagus Day,which ironically is the only thing on the
planet that Val doesn't have in herlittle grocery lunch bucket. So you got
(01:11):
the chocolate covered pretzels, you havethe cheesy poofs in today? Nope,
you go, I ate them,did you. I guess they're not in
there. You got your bacon,you and you got your sausage. You're
your cabasi huh. And what elsedo you have in there? You've got
like your very own Memorial Day picnicright in your own little lunch bocket.
(01:34):
Done. That's it. Okay,Brother's Day. You have three brothers.
I do, yes, Happy BrothersDay. Don't fry day as it,
don't fry your skin day, InternationalTiera So like I've been tanning so I
can get ready for Mexico, andthen I have to get my license renewal.
I'm beat red. I look likean alien in my in my it's
(01:59):
going to be on my license forthe next four years. Ah well,
how often do you show your license? That's the way I looked at it,
too, But it was like Ilooked at it and she goes,
does it look good? I'm like, no, do you want to retake
it? I'm no, no,it's not getting any better. National Cooler
Day, National Deathbusters Day. Ihave no idea what that is. National
(02:23):
Escardo Go Day. I do.I love escargo. I've not had it,
and I bet if you tried it, you were like, wow,
that is not what you thought itwould be. Do you like muscles like
you know that kind of thing?Yeah? I loves then you would you
would love and with clam sauce.Bet you'd like it. National road Trip
(02:45):
Day, National Title Track Day,National wig Out Day, National Yukon Shrimp
Day, and Scavenger Hunt Day.There you go. That's your almanac and
day number five for the trivia questioncoming up after this, let me show
you something. Explain to your momover the phone how to fix a computer
problem when you can't see her screen. It's quite possibly the most excruciating form
(03:08):
of torture even possible. Man,you want to delete a comment off YouTube?
Okay, it's easy, Okay,just relax, just calm down,
just listen to what I'm saying.Click the red x next to your comment.
Okay, do you see your comment? You have just click the red
x. No, no click itno click, no click it's left button.
Click means letpop to the mouse.I think the why you're in front
of you the mouse, it's thetwo buttons. Press the leptpot you have
(03:30):
just press leopop. You know youhave to move your pointer to the red
expos No, the the white arrowmoved the white arrow, move the right.
Oh, no, you're right,mom. Whoever designed this system is
stupid. You're right. Oh,this system is stupid. Computers are stupid.
YouTube is stupid. Everything stupid,Mom, Everything universe is stupid except
for you. Get Let's step throughthis. Just move the white arrow to
(03:50):
the red ex and press the letbutton. Do you see the Why you
don't see the white arrow? Okay, they move the mouse. No,
you move the mouse. You canlocate the white arrow moving as you move
the mouse. I promise they wasthat, Mom. Just book them up.
Might be off screen for a second. Just chake them out, shake
them use. You can make thewire roam move as you move the mouse,
because Mom's a key rex. Ifit's not moving, they can't see
it. You see the book themouse. You see the wire rope moving
(04:13):
as you move. You don't seethe white moving. You don't see a
movie. You see nothing moving.You see nothing. Now, you see
nothing, You see your play squeeze. Okay, okay, I'm flying over
right now. Now, don't putmy fight. I'll book it myself up.
That's it up. And then youget there and it's like she wasn't
even in front. Of her computer. Right, Ron and tyang. That's
funny. That is funny, funnystuff. All right, day, fine
(04:34):
for the trivia question. Good morning, who's this hory? All right?
All right, Ryan broad Roy triviaquestion. This is very popular today.
In fact, its popularity is upone hundred and forty two percent. It
was first mentioned in print nine thousandyears ago in Greek literature. What could
it possibly be? Hyoga? Party? Doga dog? Not toga? Sorry,
(04:58):
party is on the increase. Ilove toga parties four one two,
three, three, three ninety fouror five? What you got? I
think it's a possibility of aliens.Aliens. Aliens are up one hundred and
forty two percent. You know,not it? Sorry, Melissa, your
turn. How about tattoos? Tattoosis not the answer? Oh bummer,
(05:21):
okay, thank you. Let's takethree more yoga not yoga? Okay?
Two more ago it beer not beer, hit beer. How you doing,
Denise? Good? How we're good? You're the last call I take this
week? You get it right?You win? O the wy same question
on Monday. How about the Olympics. Yeah, we've had people say Olympics
(05:44):
already, So now all right,I appreciate it. Call. Thanks,
all right, have a good weekend. All right, so far, so
good. Val. Your question isholding up. No winter yet. We'll
do it all over again on Monday. What's most important to me? News
updates, not so news update thelocal news? What is? Two African
(06:04):
penguins that were hatched at the NationalAviary are now living with their colony.
The penguin's name Dave and Rita mayhave been cared for. Dave. Yes
a day I knew somebody who hada cat once named Curtis. I'm like,
that's a great cat. So they'vebeen being cared for outside the colony
(06:27):
since they were born last November.But now that they have properly growing waterproof
feathers and they are able to eatfish, they can live with the other
birds. According to animal experts,they were named by supporters of the area
of the aviary. That's awesome,Dave, I approve. Seems pumping iron
isn't just good for your muscles,it's good for your brain too. Studies
(06:48):
have found lifting weights improves your brainhealth and your brain function lesson symptoms of
depression, and could lower your riskof diseases including cardiovascular disease and diabetes and
You don't have to lift heavyweights orbe in the gym for hours to get
the benefits. They say just afew minutes of weight training every day can
(07:08):
produce results, and lighter weights andeven resistance bands can give you those health
benefits as well. So I guessthe musclehead is a misnomer then, ah,
yeah right. And this is anunbelievable story. A guy is receiving
fifty eight million dollars for a workplaceinjury that started as a hairline fracture in
his foot. What Eight years ago? Pablo Scipione of Lancaster, California worked
(07:34):
as an independent contractor for a railroadfreight company owned by a Japanese firm.
A piece of equipment fell on hisfoot and that led to the hairline fracture
and medical complications followed. Unfortunately,he had to quit working, so he
sued and his attorneys asked for threemillion dollars. The company said, nope,
(07:55):
we're not giving you anything. Well, that backfire. The LA Superior
Court jury this week awarded Sippion alittle more than fifty eight million. Wow.
It covers compensatory damages to cover lostearnings, future lost earnings, future
medical expenses, punitive damages, andpast and future pain and suffering. Wow,
(08:20):
myself, I'm sewing iHeartRadio eight milliondollars. That's crazy. It is
and the inaugural Florida mand Games inFebruary proved to be such a successful showcase
of the Sunshine State's most unique setof skills that organizers are bringing it back
for next year. The finest beer, guts and neck tattoos will be on
(08:41):
display March first the Saint John's CountyFairgrounds, which is a much larger venue
for the games. The inaugural eventattracted five thousand people amazing, and organizers
expect a lot more next year.The fair grounds will also offer an era
an area for RV tailgating. Teamsubmissions are already being accepted through September.
(09:05):
Aspiring competitors must be eighteen or olderand have at least one team member that's
twenty one, and you have tobe a Florida residence. So if you're
listening on the iHeartRadio app, thereyou go. If you're listening from Florida,
Only twelve teams will be chosen.The first Florida Man Games featured events
like a pull noodle mud duel,a sumo wrestling match in which competitors had
(09:30):
to spill their opponents beer, andthe very popular Evading Arrest obstacle course in
which competitors had to run from actualpolice officers. That is a little slice
of awesomeness. All right, let'sdo this, geez. Since it's a
Memorial Day weekend, we're kicking offa summer song weekend, We're going to
sprinkle in summer songs thout the weekend. And so I came up with a
(09:54):
top ten list. This is Johnny'stop ten summer songs. This is songs
with summer in the title. Gotit? Okay? Got it? So,
of all the summer songs other thanyour Van Halen one, which summer
nights? Summer Nights off? Ithink that was on fifty one fifty it
was, it was, and itwas a good one, and I lament
that I left it off the list, but I did. I left it
(10:15):
off the What do you call that? Honorable mention? Yeah, honorable mention.
There you go. So, ofall the summer songs, what songs
do you think deserve to be inthe top ten or what song do you
think ought to be number one?Your choice? Number one? Or whatever.
You know what, give me somegimme. I could only come up
with four, okay, well twoothers that probably didn't make care list.
But Summer Breeze, Summer Brees,Sumer Seals and Cross Takes Peaker, it's
(10:46):
in there. Give me another one. Summer Nights from the Grease soundtrack,
Some Love It Some Lovin so bad? Did I put it at number one?
Though? No, I don't thinkso. Okay, all right?
What else? Summer in the City, A Summer in the City, alright,
(11:11):
that's in there too? Is thatnumber one? All right? Do
you have another one? Mungo Jerryin the summertime? What you got to
have that in there? In thesummer time? It's in there as well.
Okay, here's aside from van Halenthat you don't have in the list.
(11:33):
Do you have the fresh Print Summertimeon the list? Is this summer
Time? Of course? It's inthere? All right? All right?
You ready to go through this list? I'm ready? All right. Here's
here's the honorable Mansion. Yes,I'm very happy van Halen made it on
(11:56):
the list. Number ten on mylist, but no cureful the Summer Time.
I love that song? Number ninenumber eight in the credit you think
it should be higher? Yeah,I would say four. Number seven in
(12:20):
the summer time, Jerry, allright, you got your numbers, say
this summer time. That could bea little higher to uh huh. But
there's some good ones here. Numberfive Summer Takes Hot Rock. See well,
I love that song because it doesremind me of summer. That song
(12:41):
that I remember. You just feelthe summer breeze when you hear it.
Number four, I love that song? Number three? Did I not think
of that? Two more to go? Do you have another guess on?
All right? Number two? Someobvious ones. I totally just didn't think
(13:09):
of one. More to go?Give me a drum roll. You really
need to get a real drum roll. Some love it. There you go.
That's that's it. That's it.That's number one. You need to
play the whole song. That's allright. There you go our top ten
(13:30):
list. Thank you for listening topodcasts. Have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend,
and let's remember those who have whohave fallen, who fought for our
country. So so hopefully whether we'llcooperate for your little shin dig over the
over the weekend, we'll catch youback on the radio on Monday, starting
at five o'clock. That's it forus A Seas guys, guys,
Okay, god it bide. OhDanny, go get a real nice face,
now, don't you. Johnny,Well, actually, I'm Johnny.
That's what Johnny. That's we're gonnatell the boys about Johnny Cocker, Johnny
Fever and I am burning up inhere journey. All right, that's it
(00:24):
for us. Ay see you ins, guys, seeings, guys. I
wish it was that easy. We'reat work, but really we're all just
just trying to check out. Justdon't clar away to the Memorial Day weekend.
All right, Welcome in to thethe podcast, The Condensed supre Cap
(00:44):
Podcast for May twenty fourth, onehundred and forty fifth day of the year.
Two hundred and twenty one days remainthree days until Memorial Day, three
minutes until both of us are completelychecked out, twenty three days to Father's
Day, forty one days to Julyfourth, two hundred and fifteen days of
Christmas. Today is Asparagus Day,which ironically is the only thing on the
planet that Val doesn't have in herlittle grocery lunch bucket. So you got
(01:11):
the chocolate covered pretzels, you havethe cheesy poofs in today? Nope,
you go, I ate them,did you. I guess they're not in
there. You got your bacon,you and you got your sausage. You're
your cabasi huh. And what elsedo you have in there? You've got
like your very own Memorial Day picnicright in your own little lunch bocket.
(01:34):
Done. That's it. Okay,Brother's Day. You have three brothers.
I do, yes, Happy BrothersDay. Don't fry day as it,
don't fry your skin day, InternationalTiera So like I've been tanning so I
can get ready for Mexico, andthen I have to get my license renewal.
I'm beat red. I look likean alien in my in my it's
(01:59):
going to be on my license forthe next four years. Ah well,
how often do you show your license? That's the way I looked at it,
too, But it was like Ilooked at it and she goes,
does it look good? I'm like, no, do you want to retake
it? I'm no, no,it's not getting any better. National Cooler
Day, National Deathbusters Day. Ihave no idea what that is. National
(02:23):
Escardo Go Day. I do.I love escargo. I've not had it,
and I bet if you tried it, you were like, wow,
that is not what you thought itwould be. Do you like muscles like
you know that kind of thing?Yeah? I loves then you would you
would love and with clam sauce.Bet you'd like it. National road Trip
(02:45):
Day, National Title Track Day,National wig Out Day, National Yukon Shrimp
Day, and Scavenger Hunt Day.There you go. That's your almanac and
day number five for the trivia questioncoming up after this, let me show
you something. Explain to your momover the phone how to fix a computer
problem when you can't see her screen. It's quite possibly the most excruciating form
(03:08):
of torture even possible. Man,you want to delete a comment off YouTube?
Okay, it's easy, Okay,just relax, just calm down,
just listen to what I'm saying.Click the red x next to your comment.
Okay, do you see your comment? You have just click the red
x. No, no click itno click, no click it's left button.
Click means letpop to the mouse.I think the why you're in front
of you the mouse, it's thetwo buttons. Press the leptpot you have
(03:30):
just press leopop. You know youhave to move your pointer to the red
expos No, the the white arrowmoved the white arrow, move the right.
Oh, no, you're right,mom. Whoever designed this system is
stupid. You're right. Oh,this system is stupid. Computers are stupid.
YouTube is stupid. Everything stupid,Mom, Everything universe is stupid except
for you. Get Let's step throughthis. Just move the white arrow to
(03:50):
the red ex and press the letbutton. Do you see the Why you
don't see the white arrow? Okay, they move the mouse. No,
you move the mouse. You canlocate the white arrow moving as you move
the mouse. I promise they wasthat, Mom. Just book them up.
Might be off screen for a second. Just chake them out, shake
them use. You can make thewire roam move as you move the mouse,
because Mom's a key rex. Ifit's not moving, they can't see
it. You see the book themouse. You see the wire rope moving
(04:13):
as you move. You don't seethe white moving. You don't see a
movie. You see nothing moving.You see nothing. Now, you see
nothing, You see your play squeeze. Okay, okay, I'm flying over
right now. Now, don't putmy fight. I'll book it myself up.
That's it up. And then youget there and it's like she wasn't
even in front. Of her computer. Right, Ron and tyang. That's
funny. That is funny, funnystuff. All right, day, fine
(04:34):
for the trivia question. Good morning, who's this hory? All right?
All right, Ryan broad Roy triviaquestion. This is very popular today.
In fact, its popularity is upone hundred and forty two percent. It
was first mentioned in print nine thousandyears ago in Greek literature. What could
it possibly be? Hyoga? Party? Doga dog? Not toga? Sorry,
(04:58):
party is on the increase. Ilove toga parties four one two,
three, three, three ninety fouror five? What you got? I
think it's a possibility of aliens.Aliens. Aliens are up one hundred and
forty two percent. You know,not it? Sorry, Melissa, your
turn. How about tattoos? Tattoosis not the answer? Oh bummer,
(05:21):
okay, thank you. Let's takethree more yoga not yoga? Okay?
Two more ago it beer not beer, hit beer. How you doing,
Denise? Good? How we're good? You're the last call I take this
week? You get it right?You win? O the wy same question
on Monday. How about the Olympics. Yeah, we've had people say Olympics
(05:44):
already, So now all right,I appreciate it. Call. Thanks,
all right, have a good weekend. All right, so far, so
good. Val. Your question isholding up. No winter yet. We'll
do it all over again on Monday. What's most important to me? News
updates, not so news update thelocal news? What is? Two African
(06:04):
penguins that were hatched at the NationalAviary are now living with their colony.
The penguin's name Dave and Rita mayhave been cared for. Dave. Yes
a day I knew somebody who hada cat once named Curtis. I'm like,
that's a great cat. So they'vebeen being cared for outside the colony
(06:27):
since they were born last November.But now that they have properly growing waterproof
feathers and they are able to eatfish, they can live with the other
birds. According to animal experts,they were named by supporters of the area
of the aviary. That's awesome,Dave, I approve. Seems pumping iron
isn't just good for your muscles,it's good for your brain too. Studies
(06:48):
have found lifting weights improves your brainhealth and your brain function lesson symptoms of
depression, and could lower your riskof diseases including cardiovascular disease and diabetes and
You don't have to lift heavyweights orbe in the gym for hours to get
the benefits. They say just afew minutes of weight training every day can
(07:08):
produce results, and lighter weights andeven resistance bands can give you those health
benefits as well. So I guessthe musclehead is a misnomer then, ah,
yeah right. And this is anunbelievable story. A guy is receiving
fifty eight million dollars for a workplaceinjury that started as a hairline fracture in
his foot. What Eight years ago? Pablo Scipione of Lancaster, California worked
(07:34):
as an independent contractor for a railroadfreight company owned by a Japanese firm.
A piece of equipment fell on hisfoot and that led to the hairline fracture
and medical complications followed. Unfortunately,he had to quit working, so he
sued and his attorneys asked for threemillion dollars. The company said, nope,
(07:55):
we're not giving you anything. Well, that backfire. The LA Superior
Court jury this week awarded Sippion alittle more than fifty eight million. Wow.
It covers compensatory damages to cover lostearnings, future lost earnings, future
medical expenses, punitive damages, andpast and future pain and suffering. Wow,
(08:20):
myself, I'm sewing iHeartRadio eight milliondollars. That's crazy. It is
and the inaugural Florida mand Games inFebruary proved to be such a successful showcase
of the Sunshine State's most unique setof skills that organizers are bringing it back
for next year. The finest beer, guts and neck tattoos will be on
(08:41):
display March first the Saint John's CountyFairgrounds, which is a much larger venue
for the games. The inaugural eventattracted five thousand people amazing, and organizers
expect a lot more next year.The fair grounds will also offer an era
an area for RV tailgating. Teamsubmissions are already being accepted through September.
(09:05):
Aspiring competitors must be eighteen or olderand have at least one team member that's
twenty one, and you have tobe a Florida residence. So if you're
listening on the iHeartRadio app, thereyou go. If you're listening from Florida,
Only twelve teams will be chosen.The first Florida Man Games featured events
like a pull noodle mud duel,a sumo wrestling match in which competitors had
(09:30):
to spill their opponents beer, andthe very popular Evading Arrest obstacle course in
which competitors had to run from actualpolice officers. That is a little slice
of awesomeness. All right, let'sdo this, geez. Since it's a
Memorial Day weekend, we're kicking offa summer song weekend, We're going to
sprinkle in summer songs thout the weekend. And so I came up with a
(09:54):
top ten list. This is Johnny'stop ten summer songs. This is songs
with summer in the title. Gotit? Okay? Got it? So,
of all the summer songs other thanyour Van Halen one, which summer
nights? Summer Nights off? Ithink that was on fifty one fifty it
was, it was, and itwas a good one, and I lament
that I left it off the list, but I did. I left it
(10:15):
off the What do you call that? Honorable mention? Yeah, honorable mention.
There you go. So, ofall the summer songs, what songs
do you think deserve to be inthe top ten or what song do you
think ought to be number one?Your choice? Number one? Or whatever.
You know what, give me somegimme. I could only come up
with four, okay, well twoothers that probably didn't make care list.
But Summer Breeze, Summer Brees,Sumer Seals and Cross Takes Peaker, it's
(10:46):
in there. Give me another one. Summer Nights from the Grease soundtrack,
Some Love It Some Lovin so bad? Did I put it at number one?
Though? No, I don't thinkso. Okay, all right?
What else? Summer in the City, A Summer in the City, alright,
(11:11):
that's in there too? Is thatnumber one? All right? Do
you have another one? Mungo Jerryin the summertime? What you got to
have that in there? In thesummer time? It's in there as well.
Okay, here's aside from van Halenthat you don't have in the list.
(11:33):
Do you have the fresh Print Summertimeon the list? Is this summer
Time? Of course? It's inthere? All right? All right?
You ready to go through this list? I'm ready? All right. Here's
here's the honorable Mansion. Yes,I'm very happy van Halen made it on
(11:56):
the list. Number ten on mylist, but no cureful the Summer Time.
I love that song? Number ninenumber eight in the credit you think
it should be higher? Yeah,I would say four. Number seven in
(12:20):
the summer time, Jerry, allright, you got your numbers, say
this summer time. That could bea little higher to uh huh. But
there's some good ones here. Numberfive Summer Takes Hot Rock. See well,
I love that song because it doesremind me of summer. That song
(12:41):
that I remember. You just feelthe summer breeze when you hear it.
Number four, I love that song? Number three? Did I not think
of that? Two more to go? Do you have another guess on?
All right? Number two? Someobvious ones. I totally just didn't think
(13:09):
of one. More to go?Give me a drum roll. You really
need to get a real drum roll. Some love it. There you go.
That's that's it. That's it.That's number one. You need to
play the whole song. That's allright. There you go our top ten
(13:30):
list. Thank you for listening topodcasts. Have a wonderful Memorial Day weekend,
and let's remember those who have whohave fallen, who fought for our
country. So so hopefully whether we'llcooperate for your little shin dig over the
over the weekend, we'll catch youback on the radio on Monday, starting
at five o'clock. That's it forus A Seas guys, guys,
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