December 7, 2023 • 58 mins
The Morning Hack…The top 3 gifts you should not get someone this year...because no one likes them! Another KIISMAS GIVING call Ryan’s Roses...Her daughter is convinced that her husband (the girl’s father) is cheating on her. She isn’t so sure…but clearly there’s some doubt because she’s reached out to us.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
From Hollywood. See you.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thank you for listening to us.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
On air with Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Tanya Sisity, good morning, Sisany you mentioned we were talking
about having Keny Grace come into the studio. I love
this because this is one of those first right. It
is that Paul Russell first time going, Doctor Taylor and
biebur and all the artists you get to meet for
the first time. I've never met Kenny Grace. What can
you tell me about Kenny Grace and that song?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
She'll be doing a show here at L Ray in
a few weeks, and I believe it would be her
first time ever in Los Angeles. Can you believe that
she's from the UK?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
That that's the kind of vibe. I like that, like someone.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Visiting LA for the first time. Like I wonder what
that feeling is like because I've grew up here, so
I don't can tell you. Yeah, but I know what
it's like because you've told us this story one hundred times.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
When I tell you that you.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Came here when you were in high school with I
forget her name, your girlfriend ra, Yeah, and you wanted
to see like the Hollywood Sign and all that. But
I want to know what that feelings like because for me,
I'm jaded.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Do you know what Miley Cyrus sings about it?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
And party in the USA and you kind of like that, probably,
But I pro When I went to college at San
Diego State, I had a girlfriend that grew up in
I forget where sugar obviously not here, but she wanted
to come up to LA and I was like, Okay, well,
let's drive out there. And when we got we drove
on the one oh one and she saw the Hollywood
Sign for the first time. She burst into tears and
started crying.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Because it's not as big as you think.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Well, it was emotional for her. She was so happy.
She was like, this has been a dream of mine
my whole life.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And I was like, what that's not I have to
tell you. I get that. I get that because when
you grew up somewhere else and you want to come here,
or maybe you want to be in this business, maybe yeah,
is a dream. I still have never figured out how
to get to the h the h I try to
get up there once and I turned back.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Got up there, not supposed to go up there right,
not to.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
The letter, but like up there to get the right picture. Oh,
somebody told me Madonna lives up there or something. I
don't know. I forgot. I turned around.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah they I always thought that. I actually never done
that trail.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, I got clothes.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I went on Runyon done Fryman. But I've never done
the Hollywood hike. It's bragging. It's like La Staple hikes.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I went to college and I hike all the time. Bragger, Okay,
back room, Good morning, good morning. Do you remember, Tanya,
the last thing you thought about before you fell asleep
last night?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Oh my gosh, yes, I do. Twas it It was
I need to take Sunny out to pee before I sleep.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah I did, because.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Robbie was really He usually takes her up for her
last pee, but he was like really tired last night.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I'm convinced I can't remember the last thing before I
fall asleep because I've fallen asleep during it. Like, I
don't know what the science is on that. Do you
remember the last thing? The last thing? Like, do you
remember the moment you fall asleep? You can't. You can't
remember when you've actually fell.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I was looking at my phone and I was getting tired,
So I do remember what I.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Was doing your phone?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It doesn't but you like you kind of started dozing.
I was like, oh, well, it's time to go to bed,
like that's how I feel it.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
And did you fall asleep immediately?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Pretty much? And I know what I was doing though,
funny enough, it was dog related.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh what was it?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well, Dakota is very old and she's she's pushing fifteen.
Oh my gosh, did I miss her birthday?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
What day is it? It's coming up December tenth. I
always missed her birthday. We missed her birthday. It's like
December eleventh. Were like, we miss her birthday again.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
She'll never know.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I know she never knows. But she's fifteen. She's coming
up fifteen years old.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
That makes me worried.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well, let me tell you why. So she's it starts reversing.
It's like Benjamin Button. So she starts becoming a baby now.
And so it's like all the potty training is just like,
so we have to create her at night now. And
and so I'm looking for a furniture style crate, like
one that looks nice in the house because I'm going
to have to have it out all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Now's idea. Because I've had the ugliest we still have.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I don't want like that ugly wiry one, you know,
And that's what I have right now because that's the
one I use when she was a puppy, and so
I was like researching those on like Wayfair and like
Amazon last night, and then I was like, then I
dosed off.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That could be your opportunity. Sisney's furniture she creates for
dog if she creates from say, all right, cute, partly
sunny today and cooler. So think about that if you're
headed out early, might need something to throw on this morning.
Disneyland tickets, Christmas giving, Ryan's roses. So a lot going
(04:36):
on jobs. I don't want to bother you. Are you
busy over there?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
You know?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You know? So I never ever asked this, But do
you mind if I so there, I in the break room.
I put coffee and the pot. Would you mind filling
it up with some coffee? Wow? It's a big ass,
I know. How do you ask them to get coffee
without sounding like you're asking somebody to get coffee for
(05:01):
It's okay? I feel.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Make it.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
No, I made it. It's there, I know, but I
feel bad. I don't know. Maybe it's because when I
was an intern. They used to ask me to go.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Do because it's not his job.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Technically it's not his job, but actually.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Should you're not asking because it's his job, You're just
asking for a favor.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
What if I go and you guys just hold down
the show? I mean see is that?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Like?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Have you what Mikayla Ruby? What if people asked you
to do here that you're like, that's not my job.
The backroom's got some good stories.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
I don't know if this is a safe space.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I didn't know you guys worked with Jo Joe.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Do you know what I got asked one time?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
What I got asked from someone that worked on this
show if I would make my every day. I had
like berries and a little bowl that I would bring
and eat for myself. And he asked if I would
wash some and bring him an Exora bowl and he
would pay me two dollars a day.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Well that's an easy gig, I'd say, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
That was so weird. Yeah, to bring my watch.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
This was nineteen fourteen.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Who was this was?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
He doesn't work here anymore, but yeah, I thought it
was very weird.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well now we know why.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Apparently was the short engineer guy from E No, he
was not.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
He was quite large.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I mean easy there. Everyone knew I was talking and
not as Tubbs is still sitting here. I hadn't done much.
I'm serious about that. Yeah, I mean I would love some.
It's fine, I'll get in the break No, by now,
I had Postmans could have delivered it.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Also, we used to get your coffee for you every
single day.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I did not ask you to do that. Who did
ask you?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
You?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
And you wanted your macha with like the honey.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You're a beverage goblin before that term.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yes, well, hold on for a second. Did you not
get coffee for other people.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
To you and Ellen? That's it?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, So I remember the only reason I got to
get coffee because there was a tradition of her having
coffee before I started when she took Rick.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
But Ellen always got just a black coffee with like
a Stevia in it or something.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
You went through phases where it was.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Like, okay, two pups of this.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
The worst was the organic honey of era, because we
had like those.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Little It was the Manuka honey. Yes, it was the
honey chap.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
We have like a honeycomb that we had to keep
at our desks. And we would use the honeycomb to like.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I was trying to support that Starbucks across the street.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Who would have washed that honeycomb.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I will say that my chapters were reflective. My chapters
were reflective of the influence of somebody in my life
at the time. If you think about every one of
my chapter, beverages in the morning were reflective of somebody
influentill my life at the time.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
They still, are you such a sagittarius in that way?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I'm not a sagittarius. I make capricorn.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I know you know you how you mold the person
like a chameleon?
Speaker 8 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
What was the what was the easiest chapter? Because now
it's very easy, Like you got it made, bro, it's
just black coffee on the pot.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You have to grind your beans like that's you guys start.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
You went through just a just like a black coffee
straight up phase.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That's what I'm in.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
No, now you're particular about your water.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Not my water, just my beans. Not my water, my beans.
There was another crisis. I ran out of coffee beans
in Salt Lake City? Did you about that?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Jen?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Did you? Can you believe this one? Okay?
Speaker 10 (08:41):
I brought the coffee beans from Los Angeles. I had
the uber to.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Me, okay from Glinda's house.
Speaker 10 (08:51):
From somewhere in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Really, I thought, okay, so that's good. So I have
to just I'm mis kinna be honest. Simple pleasures for
me coffee and the sons.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Now we get it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I those beans, aren't they incredible? Pacha Mama? It's there,
haven't So I carry around him a backpack and in
my backpack is a coffee maker and a grinder.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Are my beans? I forgot my I ran.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Out of beans. I ran out of beans, and I
forgot my beans. And so I said, oh my gosh,
it's anybody still in LA coming up to Salt Lake
City that can get the beans?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Did you get him at a store or someone's house?
Because I don't. I can't find where they sell them anywhere.
Speaker 9 (09:31):
Oh no.
Speaker 10 (09:32):
I sent an uber to where the your beans were?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Beans? Where do my beans reside?
Speaker 10 (09:42):
And then had them ubered to me, and then I
packed small baggies.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I have the bags. I still hot tubs because you
about to see these at blocked bags in the breakery.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
He has a vault for his beans.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
And so this was a but this mission you brought him,
so I packed him in my backpack and I have
him with me still here.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's cute.
Speaker 10 (10:00):
And I brought the big bag here today.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Wow, Jen, you guys are missing out patcha Mama, No,
I know online. All right, your morning hack is next.
We got to keep things moving. Three things you should
not give someone for this holiday season. These are common gifts,
but nobody likes them. Just want to say thank you
for being here. Get excited to look forward to it
(10:24):
every day. And if it's your first time joining, I wonder. Okay,
so there's two things I wonder real quick. Forty in
the morning. Hat number one, who do you think the
person is listening to listen the longest to this? And
who do you think the person is it's never listened
to this, listening for the first time right now? If
that's either of you, call me or text me or
talk back. Actually, the talkback buttons a really great way
to do it. You go inside the ieartradio app talkback button.
(10:47):
It's like KISFM the page and send it. Try that,
or you can text for one, A, two seven, or
you can call I'm just curious what that's like. What
the bookends are right into the Morning Hack. Three gifts nobody.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Likes scared because Christmas shopping is done.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Don't be that person that gives these. Nobody likes them.
But you could guess what you guys are going to get.
Don't guess, because that'll have fun.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I have a guess.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Don't guess when you told us, I think, well a surprised.
All right, here we go. Nobody likes a mug with
a funny saying on it. Nobody wants it. Trust nobody
likes it. Nobody wants it. Return it.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Here's the thing with that. I think initially when you
get it, you're like, eh, you're like not disappointed, but
you're like whatever, But you keep it and then you
still drink out of it and it lives. To see
another way, Well, nobody likes it.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Another one. Nobody likes self help books. Nobody likes them.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
That's a weird personal gift to give. I agree, that's
something you buy for yourself.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
But the sunshine mine makes a great stocking stuffer.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
That one's great. Sure, I'm holding up myself onto the mic,
can you hear ring?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
No? Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Hey ma, yeah, I know you're busy, but we're doing
the Morning hack right now and the three gifts nobody likes.
Guess what's on that list? You won't believe it.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Three gifts that nobody likes.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, guess what one of the things you like to
give is on the list? For jamas? Socks? Oh, I
was just saying underwear. Well, no, people love underwear.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I keep.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (12:42):
So if I.
Speaker 10 (12:43):
Haven't bought the socks yet, should I just not get them?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Well, I'm just telling you what the good people are saying.
Nobody likes these people. I don't know that these are
the people anyway. Just f y Christmas hack for you,
love you, goodbye.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Love you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
But you know, I could see the socks thing, because
people are when it comes to their socks.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
All right, Well, I just tell you. Tubb's just brought
into coffee. Wow, who fills the cup that high?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Let me see, it's gonna get cold.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
You gotta do thirds you fill a cup of hot
coffee in thirds? Don't do the whole thing?
Speaker 11 (13:14):
Why did so?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I wouldn't have to get you more coffee?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Give me extra coffee efficient, He's like, don't bother me.
I'm about to eat my oats today.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, get get into your granola over there with Goji
Bars today's quoll. Your mind is a magnet. If you
think of blessings, you attract blessings. If you think of problems,
you attract problems.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yes, it's so true, true.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
So that's why right now, paradigm shift. You're thinking for
the day. Let this be the sign and similar to
do it.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
With Ryan Seacrest, Just FM headlines with well. La City
Council adopted a new ordinance that would limit rent increases
on rent stabilized units by four percent or six percent
of landlord's cover gas and electric costs. The Redondo Union
High School campus will be closed today after two consecutive
(14:12):
days of lockdowns after two sophomores were accused of bringing
guns to school. Striking hospitality workers in southern California have
begun what they call an occupy movement outside hotels near Lax.
Room attendants, cooks, and dishwashers plan to camp out on
the sidewalks twenty four to seven to put more pressure
on hotels as the holidays approach. And Disneyland after Dark
(14:37):
is returning in twenty twenty four with some fan favorite
themes and a brand new event, Disney Channel Night on
Air on Air with Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
All right, let's go. It's Christmas giving time, so we're
gonna hold everything. I got some Christmas music coming up,
so this is going to be a little challenging to
pull off. We got a note from Britney Marino Valley
and she says, Ashley is a newer employee of Britney's
family's business who's become a friend. She's an amazing single
(15:11):
mother doing her best to make ends meet for two girls.
She's not going to be able to get Christmas gifts
for the girls because she's been struggling in the last
few years and finally was able to get her own
place for the first time in May, and having to
pay rent makes things very tight. So let me get
Britney now, Mark, what's the situation. We have to be
tiptoe on this or Brittany is going out to her
car because Brittany and the actually work right next to
each other in the office. They sit side by side
(15:33):
of Britney's faily's business next to each other. Yeah, it's
Britney's dad's business. So Brittany got up from beside Ashley
right now to go outside out in your car. Okay, Brittany,
are you in your car?
Speaker 9 (15:43):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (15:43):
I am.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Well, so wait, what do you and Ashley do at
your family's business.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
We are actually like the office personnel. She's my front
office as well as my accounts tayable.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Okay, so she doesn't know this is happening, and we're
about to call into the where you just walked out of.
Speaker 13 (16:02):
Correct.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Yeah, I'm hiding in my car.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Okay, and you're a Pomona right, correct. So let's dial
up Ashley. Now I love this so much. Kismas giving calls.
If you want to do it, kiss upm dot com
keyword giving. Brittany reaching out for her co worker Ashley.
Brittany's in her car, Ashley's at the desk inside. Brittany
just walked out. Okay, let's see.
Speaker 8 (16:28):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Hi is Ashley there?
Speaker 14 (16:31):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (16:32):
This is Ashley?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
What's up? Ash Hi?
Speaker 15 (16:37):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
How are you you recognize the voice? I?
Speaker 13 (16:41):
Do you do?
Speaker 16 (16:42):
This is?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
How'd you know? How'd you know that I'm what?
Speaker 14 (16:49):
I'm Yeah, I was kidding.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I thought I was about to play the role of
meeting you at Ralph's. I mean, like, yeah, I was
the guy at Ralphs and the checkout line I have
this whole charade anyway, Ashley, good morning, you're on the air.
I got Systey in Tanya with us and hither wherey
where's Britney?
Speaker 9 (17:11):
I am right here.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Brittany's outside in her car, Ashley, that's cheating. Yes, she's
in on this whole thing. So it's Christmas Giving, Ashley.
I want to tell you what we're doing. We want
to make we got a little bit of your background
story and we want to make your Christmas a little
bit better. I know you've got two kids, right a
six and a one year old.
Speaker 7 (17:34):
Yeah, she's she's just under one, one year.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Okay, and things have been a little tight. As your
friend Brittany told us, it's gonna be tough to get
Christmas gifts this year, and we're going to change that.
That's not going to be the case. So can I
tell you what we're gonna do for you for a
merry Christmas? Yes, First, good eats on the table, speaking
(18:03):
of Ralph's, one thousand dollars of food and groceries come
in to you right away for the holidays from Ralphs.
So that's part of this, Ashley. Also, when Britney's family
gives you some time off which they're going to. We're
going to send you to get a Burke Williams massage
(18:23):
at the Spa there, two hundred and fifty dollars for
you to spend there. So Merry Christmas. Welcome, and I'm
gonna make sure your girls have an amazing Christmas morning.
So they like barbies, well, who doesn't everybody loves barbies.
Speaker 12 (18:41):
Right now, we.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Are going to send you a lot of barbies Toy
Empire in Chino. Get this, get ready, Ashley sending you
one thousand dollars for a shopping spree at Toy Empire
for your girls. Merry Christmas, Merry.
Speaker 17 (19:03):
Christmas, thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You are so welcome. It's gonna be a good Christmas.
I'm gonna also throw in some not Sperry Farm tickets.
I hear you guys like that, so two days at
not maybe take Ellie for birthday next month. I don't
know what age you want to take them, but we'll
make those good for whenever you want them.
Speaker 14 (19:24):
Okay, that sounds amazing.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
So much.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Merry Christmas, Ashley, Brittany, thank you so much for reaching
out for Christmas, giving about your friend here and your coworker.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Of course, she's just so deserving. From the moment I
met her this year, you know, she just emanated being
such a kind and genuine person and we became best friends.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
And so it's always hard.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
To hear somebody close to you, you know, struggling a
little bit. So I'm so grateful that you guys could
do this.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Absolutely. Now before I let you go, Brittany and Ashley,
we heard Ashley about your electric bill is something you're
behind on. So five hundred dollars get you out of
the electric bill issue.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
Oh my good Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
You got it considered that this whole list is done
for you, So thank you. I'm just thrilled that we
met you. Ashley and Brittany. Thank you for the covert
operation of being out in the car hiding to get
this all done.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
It's such a break.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Christmas giving. Marry Christmas to you, Ashley, Thank.
Speaker 14 (20:32):
You so much.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
Merry Christmas to you too.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Right, you're so welcome Christmas Christmas, Ashley. Before you go,
I know that you spent money on getting your own
place and rents high so having this place, how has
it changed life for you and your kids?
Speaker 7 (20:51):
It's really been amazing to have our own place and
the girls have their own room, they have their own bathroom,
and it's just they have their own area to feel
comfortable and safe and thinks are really turned around.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Good. Well, I'm glad. I want to add one more
thing to this to start your year off on the
right foot. We will pay for two months rent, so
you don't pay rent January February. You don't pay till
March next year. Let us take care of that for
you as a little icing on the holiday.
Speaker 9 (21:23):
K Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
You are deserving and welcome and a very good friend.
Brittany Nashley Ashley, Merry Christmas from everybody. What's the name
of the business, Brittany.
Speaker 14 (21:39):
Nashley, the Mangled Engineering.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Well Engineering. You need to give Ashley some time off
to get a massage. Merry Christmas. So let's go back
to Ashley, who just received all the Christmas giving stuff
this morning. We've done a bunch of things. I love
doing this. It's really this month is so much fun
to be on the air.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
It's the best.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Oh, let's tell Brittany she can go back. Britt Brittany,
you can go back into the office. Now we're on
with Ashley. Okay, okay, okay, great, there you go. All right,
So I guess she's going to walk in Ashley on
you in a second there because she's hiding in the car.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Oh she's back Mangled Engineering and Pomona is where they
work fast friends, colleagues. Congratulations, Chismas giving Actually, thank you? Uh,
I like, how do you even tell the kids about this?
I guess I would keep a lot of it as
a surprise.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
Right, Yeah, absolutely, I am. She's six years old and
she knows, she knows about Christmas, and she knows that
we get presents, but she's never been one to just say,
oh I just I wanted those. Money's tight, And I
am so so lucky that I have such an understanding girl.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Wow, that's beautiful. That is so sweet. Well, she's gonna
get she's gonna get stuff from Santa this year. So
we're excited, all right, Brittany Ashley, thank you for coming
on with us. We appreciate you listening at Mangled Engineering
and Pomona. Hang on one second, okay, okay, let's do
another one right now? Can we do another one right now?
(23:28):
Could we just have a channel that does all Christmas
giving nonsto, what if we did a Christmas giving? A thought?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
That would be so cool?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Wouldn't it be great to just do I don't know,
a whole shift of Christmas givings. I love into music.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I was thinking, what if we could do this like
every month or yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I want to do like fresh ones back to back
for four hours.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Well, you're the boss.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I'm not the boss. Have you met?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
That's true? You're totally not everybody else.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Every time I say I need to ask my boss,
like for permission, they're like Ryan, I'm like, no, he's
not my boss.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Now who is? Who do you ask stuff for? YadA? Actually?
Sisn He's got more control over the programming than I do.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
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Speaker 2 (24:36):
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Speaker 3 (24:40):
It's not rare.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
You're full of them these days, these days in the past.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Here we are, we're here today in the present.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah, for momentum.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Looking at twenty.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Twenty four, Ryan's Roses is moments away, open platform. Why
don't Julieta is on the line. She says, I can't
have Ryan's roses any more. Can't do it. By the way,
the one unless Julietta stops us right now, the one
we're about to do is her daughter's commenced at her husband.
The girl's father is cheating on her. Not so sure,
(25:11):
but clearly there's some doubt because she's reached out to us.
So there's a mother and a daughter getting on with
us Ryan's Roses. But first, let's address this issue. Julietta
has posted up on TikTok Juliette and Westminster. Good morning,
it's Ryan Seacrest from Ryan's Roses. How are you?
Speaker 9 (25:26):
Oh my god, Ryan, good morning.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Good morning. We saw your TikTok and you sat on
your TikTok. The reason why I will never listen to
Ryan's Roses again. What happened.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
So, first of all, I want to say that I
did continue to listen to Ryan's rose good.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
You have no discipline and I love it.
Speaker 9 (25:48):
Yeah, So, first of all, I just want to say
thank you so much. I want to let you know
that I love you on the team. I've been listening
to you guys since I was a teenager, and just
it's just crazy how one of my TikTok videos brought
me here today.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Oh thank you, thank you for listening to us. But
let's address the issue. What happened.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Yeah, so basically, my son and I, you know, on
our drive to drop them all at middle school, we
listened to Ryan's roses and we kind of dissect the
situation and we go back and forth discussing, you know,
do you think he cheated, do you think he's gonna
sen the whys, et cetera. And mind you, my son
is fourteen, so you know, it's just something that we
bond with. But anyways, I'm not going to recap what
(26:30):
happened last Tuesday, But my son questioned, why was it
wrong that the husband was in a hotel room with
his kids and his ex wife? And I turned around,
like in shock, and I asked him, like, what do
you mean that's his ex wife. The current wife is
calling right now. And then that's when I hit the
curb and we just hear a loud noise and my
(26:50):
tire popped.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Oh no, you ran into the curb and popped your tire.
That's what happened.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
A little distracted I did.
Speaker 9 (26:58):
And this it's my son's fault.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
No, we should absolutely blame the fourteen year old in
this situation's fault. Build's character.
Speaker 9 (27:07):
Well, I turned around to look at him because he
was questioning why it was wrong. So luckily we were
saying I pulled into the target parking lot and I
had to slowly drive my cars to the nearest tire
shop and get my tires fixed.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I do appreciate that this is an ethics course with
your son Ryan's Roses, and it may be for a
lot of parents and kids, and there is a public
service component to it. But I'm so sorry that it
took you into the curb.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah, that's still been a little scary, though I've never
popped a tire anywhere or like I have hit the curve.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Did you spill your coffee?
Speaker 9 (27:43):
I have I drank my coffee. I drank like two
coffees every day. I'm a mom of four, so I
need my caffeine.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Girl, I need the caffeine as well. And i'm a
mom of me. All right, So how about I'm gonna,
first of all, thank you for listening. Thank you for
letting it be a lesson to your fourteen year old.
I'm at a Julietta in Orange County. With your permission,
i'd like to do the Ryan's Roses call coming up again,
another call.
Speaker 9 (28:09):
I don't want to stop it for everybody, okay.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
And we're going to send you five hundred dollars to
cover the cost of tires or the wheel or whatever
it is that popped.
Speaker 12 (28:22):
Wait what Yeah, we're going to.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Fix your car because we broke it. Oh my god,
we're in the fixing wheel business.
Speaker 9 (28:33):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
You're welcome. We are grateful that you listen to us.
And even though you said you'll never listen to Roses again,
I'm gonna buy your tire.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
No, but I always listen to.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
All Right, I'm getting out of here while I can, Julianta,
thank you for listening to us. We appreciate you. A
good day, Good luck, mom and all those kids.
Speaker 9 (28:57):
Thank you everyone, love you guys.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Hang on, Oh no, backroom. I just hung up on her.
I meant to put her on hold. We have I
do this all the time. I think we have a call.
You know what's cool about our phone system is that
we have call our ID so we can call her
right back. I actually, you know, I do this a lot.
I'm just going to tell you. I mean to put
people on hold and I hit click the.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Clubs they are right next to each other.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, you put the click button and the whole button
in the same color, right next to each other. And
when I'm busy, I don't I can't see it.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
He didn't do that. It's the systems.
Speaker 18 (29:26):
Did you do it?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Or did someone else do it?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
It's been like that for years though.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Right exactly. Let's fix it about time.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
You know, we're not blaming other people.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
For yeah we are, No, Julia, it's blamed her son
fourteen years old. I'm blaming tubs forty one years How
old are you forty three years old?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Solid?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
That's how great age toubs. It feels good, looks good
on you, feels good on you? Yeah, I got that.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
You wear it.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Well, doesn't he looks so much younger than forty three.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I think that's when you say you wear it well
means you look great. Oh God, I gotta go, but
thank you for defending Jeffrey Dubbs. There one or two
point seven kiss FM. Time for Ryan's roses right now,
every Monday, every Thursday, this time, Dear Ryan, Sisny Tanya,
(30:26):
my daughter is convinced that my husband is cheating on me.
You're gonna I'm actually make notes so daughter, so I
can keep this straight. Daughter convinced husband cheating on me?
She says she saw her father making out with someone
(30:48):
outside Presto pasta.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
I mean that very specific traumatic.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
So let's get Claudia, Claudia, good morning? How are you?
Speaker 9 (30:57):
Good morning?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
I'm fine. How are you?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I'm good. So you don't believe your daughter?
Speaker 14 (31:02):
No? No, why not?
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Well, because first of all, my husband would never do this,
and I just I think she just confused him like
somebody else or I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Something.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Is your daughter? Anna? Is that her name? Okay, we're
gonna bring her in. This is Anna, Anna, good morning,
Thanks for coming on.
Speaker 12 (31:20):
Hi, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
So I'm very interested in this dynamic. You go to
your mom and say dad's cheating on you, and Mom
is not having it. She just doesn't believe it. How
can you be so sure Anna that it was your father?
Speaker 12 (31:35):
Okay, well here's what happened. So I was going to
Starbucks and it was super crowded and the driving through
line was like literally endless. So I parked over behind
Presto Pasta, and I could have sworn I saw my
dad come out with some woman and I was gonna
wave and just say hi, But then he started kissing
her and not a peck, like really genuinely kissing her,
(32:01):
and so I was like to stun to move or
say anything. So I called my mom and she didn't
believe me, and she told me not to say anything
to him.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
So Claudia, I, how are we going to make this call?
If you don't do you want us to make this
call to see what we can find out?
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Well, I mean, look, I don't think he'd ever do this,
So I just felt like, why bring this up?
Speaker 7 (32:25):
You know?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
And Dan, why are you?
Speaker 9 (32:27):
Like?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Do you realize this is bad for everybody here?
Speaker 12 (32:32):
Yeah? I mean look, I convinced her to make the
Ryan George's call. If he send my mom the flowers,
the great maybe I got it wrong. But if he doesn't,
then we know, and like, I just don't want to
seem created like.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
This a good relationship with your father.
Speaker 12 (32:48):
Yeah I do, but I also know what I saw.
I saw him.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Kissing another woman.
Speaker 17 (32:56):
Yeah, Claudia, Anna, hold on one second, we're gonna get
into it next literally very quickly said three minute song.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
We're back with it.
Speaker 13 (33:08):
I used to flood. Now I just fall down. I
used to know, but I'm not sure now.
Speaker 8 (33:20):
Who else was made for? What was a made for?
Taking a drive?
Speaker 19 (33:35):
Hose a nightdeal?
Speaker 8 (33:39):
Not so love.
Speaker 15 (33:41):
Turns out an reel, just something you paid for?
Speaker 8 (33:51):
What was a made for?
Speaker 18 (33:58):
Cuz I don't know how to feel, but I wanta enjoy.
Speaker 15 (34:16):
I don't know how to feel.
Speaker 19 (34:22):
But someday, someday, Wenday.
Speaker 15 (34:48):
Holiday enjoyment.
Speaker 8 (34:51):
I'm sad again. Don't tell my boyfriend it's not what
he's made for? What was I made for?
Speaker 11 (35:10):
Because because I I don't, but I wanta try.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Do not.
Speaker 15 (35:32):
Say so?
Speaker 5 (35:37):
I so.
Speaker 15 (35:52):
Same guy forgot how to behad be something I'm not.
I can't something something made something.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I gotta jump in fast Ryan's roses. Right now, we're
about to make the call to Claudia's husband. Claudia does
not believe her daughter. Her daughter Anna says, I saw
dad making out with another woman outside of a restaurant.
No you didn't, honey, Yes I did. I can't let
this happen. You got to make a Ryan's Roses call.
I don't want to. You have to mom. Okay, fine,
(36:45):
that's where we are, that's where this is. So I
have Claudia and her daughter Anna on the line. Anna's
certain dad's cheating. Claudia doesn't believe it. She says, I
know what I saw, Claudia. Let me get your daughter
Anna on the line. Anna, Claudia, guys, here we go. Claudia.
I need you to say Ryan, you have my permission
(37:06):
to call, and then your husband's name on Kiss FM.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Go ahead, Ryan, you have my permission to call on
Kiss FM.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Okay, Anna, be very quiet. We're gonna call your father. Claudia,
be very quiet. We're gonna call your husband. Let's see
what we can find out, and good luck.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Hello, Hi, may I speak to Alan? Please?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
This is e Hi Alan. My name is Remy. I'm
calling from Flowers on Nordoff. How are you doing this morning?
Speaker 14 (37:46):
Uh? Fine? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Good you know, we're offering a promotion for local residents,
and since you're in the area, it's a three dozen
red roses that you can send to anybody that you'd
like today. I'm just trying to promote my business. All
I ask is that you'd like to arrangements you return
as a customer or refers to friends and family. They're
absolutely free. I don't need cash, I don't need credit
card info or anything like that. We can just start
(38:09):
with the note and you can send them to anybody
that you'd like. Is there anybody that you'd want to
send flowers to?
Speaker 14 (38:17):
Yeah, this is cool, Well send them to my wife, Claudia.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Great, And what would you like to put on the card?
Speaker 14 (38:28):
I just put the happy half anniversary.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Oh it's cute that you recognize your half anniversary. Hang
on one second, okay, but.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
I'm trying. It's hard to hold three lines.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Know, well, I was gonna I was gonna ask Claudia
and Anna what they want to do, because look, this
is gonna be everything up.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Let's hurry. Claudia, Anna, what do you want to do here?
Speaker 12 (39:08):
I want to talk to him, he said them to me.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
What more do you want? You said you would drop it.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (39:15):
Oh you said this would be the end of it.
Speaker 12 (39:17):
Okay, I know, but just let me ask him one question.
I won't accuse him of cheating. I just want to
ask him one question.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
But regardless, he's gonna okay, I'm gonna stay out of it,
all right.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I got to tell him he's on the air.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
So yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, regardless, it's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
So Anna, here we go. Get your question ready? Uh? Alan,
your voice is being broadcast on the radio right now.
Need you to know that it's Ryan Seacrest. I've got
Tanya Sis and I've got your daughter Anna and your
wife Claudia on the line. Thank you for holding on
for a second. We can explain why we're here. But
if you stay with us, your daughter has a question
(39:52):
for you. Alan.
Speaker 14 (39:53):
Are you there, uh? Okay on the radio?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yes, and your daughter and your wife are all the line.
Anna has a question for you. Your daughter, Go ahead, Anna?
Speaker 12 (40:03):
Okay? Dat can I ask you something?
Speaker 14 (40:07):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (40:09):
Go ahead?
Speaker 14 (40:09):
And yeah, what did you.
Speaker 12 (40:11):
Have lunch at pressed across last week?
Speaker 14 (40:16):
Pressed?
Speaker 11 (40:17):
Though?
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (40:19):
I did? Yeah, I want you press the pass last
week over on Chatsworth.
Speaker 12 (40:25):
Okay, who did you have lunch with?
Speaker 11 (40:30):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (40:33):
Well, actually was it was an old friend of mine.
Uh it was Arlene.
Speaker 12 (40:39):
We are Arlene? Who's Arlene?
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Your dad had a college sweetheart named Arlene.
Speaker 14 (40:47):
Oh well it's she's just like she's just an old
friend of mine.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Alan, I'm going to jump in here because Anna, can
I tell him what you saw?
Speaker 5 (41:07):
So?
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Alan, your daughter Anna saw you there kissing her?
Speaker 14 (41:14):
Oh well, yeah, she's just Anno. She's an old friend
you heard.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Tell him what you saw?
Speaker 12 (41:24):
I saw it. You guys were kissing right on the sidewalks.
Speaker 7 (41:28):
You guys were kissing her.
Speaker 9 (41:29):
I'm I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Mom.
Speaker 14 (41:34):
Well what hey, Hey, I don't really think you saw
I mean, you know, there might have been kiss her
on the cheek and the hug goodbye. That's that's not
what happened.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
How long have you been talking to Arlene again?
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
How long?
Speaker 14 (41:50):
I saw her at the reunion?
Speaker 7 (41:53):
You've been talking to her since then?
Speaker 14 (41:57):
Well, we'll just kind of on and off, you know,
we're trying to get together.
Speaker 9 (42:01):
Just why didn't you tell me?
Speaker 7 (42:03):
Why?
Speaker 5 (42:05):
How could you do it?
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Honey?
Speaker 14 (42:07):
Hey, hey, it's a big deal. It's just make sure
nothing's everything's fine.
Speaker 12 (42:12):
What Oh yeah, sure, well Mom, I told you what
I saw. I think you have all the information you
need to.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Be honest, Alan, you're cheating on your wife.
Speaker 14 (42:30):
She's an old friend.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
We're just all right, Alan, it's a yes or no question.
If the answer is no, you say no, you don't
say she's an old friend. And take a deep breath.
So clearly something's going on here. And Anna was right
and she found you, and Claudia was defending you. Your
wife said he would never do that, but you're doing it.
So come clean.
Speaker 14 (42:55):
Okay, you know, I think I'm gonna hang out now
this this shouldn't the radio.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
What's too late now? Alan? It is? So what's going on?
Tell them they're both here, You've got their attention.
Speaker 14 (43:10):
She's just an old friend and all the acquaintance.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Sure, you're right, all right, Alan, hang up on us,
now hang up, that's fine, Hang up Anna, Claudia. You
heard everything there. Yeah, he's not denying a thing. The
silence says it all. And we're gonna let you both go.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
You knows how long this has been going on.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Good luck and getting to the bottom of this. I
appreciate you coming on with us. Thank you, Anna, what
I mean, she saw it.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yeah, and she was right. How tragic for your kid
to see that.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Maybe we need sons and DAWs on all the calls. No, no,
because no, it's a bad idea that worked out that word.
Anna was right. Her mom wouldn't believe her. Anna needed
to get her mom into Ryan's roses. Anna came on
the line to say, Mom, you got to hear this.
And Anna was right and she got the truth. So
maybe the kids on the line get the truth.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
I know. I mean I was believed at the beginning.
I was like, let's just drop it.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
At that.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
I was with the mom. I was like, okay, you
send the flowers with the mom. Must be done. But
but no, Anna was pushy and she was correct. She
was like, no, I know what I saw. I need,
I need.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Say I'm having an affair. I just kept saying she's
an old friend, she's an old friend, she's an.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Old friends, because that's the narrative that he created in
his in his mind, like this is okay because she's
an old friend.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
I eat more cheese this time of year. One of
two point seven kids, I've haund Yeah, same. I was
in in an elevator yesterday and leaving a meeting, I.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Was like, who says they eat more cheese and then
goes into an elevator story.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Because that's right, that's why, that's why you tear unexpected
curve bulls daily. So I was in an elevator and these
women get into the elevator and they were talking. They
just met. I think they met at a function, and
one says, I would love to get your number and
have you guys over for wine and cheese. Now you
don't know how badly I wanted to chime in, Yeah there,
(45:14):
I am not knowing any of them, thinking, whoa I'd
like to come to that wine and cheese? What kind
of wine? What kind of cheese? I was picturing the
board and I just kept my head buried in my phone.
But gosh, I almost looked up and said that sounds great.
I didn't do it.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Everyone's having these board parties now have you heard of these?
Speaker 2 (45:35):
I mean they've been having these since COVID Well, not parties,
but the board thing happened years ago, didn't it That
that board you spread stuff on?
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Yeah, right, like so instead of bringing like a pot luck,
everyone is assigned a board like that. You have a
dessert board, you have a chip board, you have a
whatever board.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Anytime I'm anywhere and there's a board, I love, it's all.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
You have a tacko board, you love.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
You know, I mixed it all in there. All right,
let's see, Tony, I guess we should do your trending report.
Let's go. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
So I'm talking about Kelsey Ballerini.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
We know her country music artist and Chase Stokes, you know,
Hollywood honk Outer Banks actor. The two of them have
been dating for about a year now, so their anniversary
is in January. I believe it's January seventh. But during
the latest episode of Call Her Daddy, Kelsey revealed that
she and Chase got matching tattoos. Okay, so they both
(46:30):
have little virgos for reference. Their birthdays are just four
days apart, and Kelsey said, he's a virgo too, and
he and I have really allowed ourselves to love that
part of ourselves and each other, just the need to
communicate well and be loyal.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
So they did get matching tattoos, but it's.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Not like it's each other's birthdays or a phrase, you know,
like one has one word of the phrase, the other
one has they're not matching couples tattoos. They just have
the same tattoos, the.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Same, same thing.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
I literally just said, it's not matching, but it's the same.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
It's not like they got a match tattoo. Like they
just got the same thing.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
But that's a couple of tattoo.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
It doesn't forget a different universe right now.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
No, Like it's not yeah, like it's not like a
matching couples tattoo. It's just like they got the same tattoo.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Again, it's a it's on this, don't so it's a
couple of tattoos a.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
Couple, not like she got true and he got love,
or like they each got like a portion of a heart.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
That's like, why are you so are you considering a
couple's tattoo that's not the same but different With Robbie.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Yeah, we actually almost did get a tattoo.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
I think the other thing that you're describing is not
a couple of tattoo, because that's actually different. This is
the epitome of a couple tattoo.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
It's just the same tattoo.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Guys. I think let's pretend this never happened. Anyone listening
right now, This didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Definitely, let's get the men in definition, the.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Definition of a matching tattoos, that they are the same, same, same.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
But does anybody understand what I'm saying. I'm gonna guess no, no,
not one person.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Do you want?
Speaker 4 (48:11):
They're not a couple of tattoos, They're just the sailor.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
No, I get what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Didn't even hear you're on the phone. I do get
what was she saying?
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
It tubs was so generous to go get me a
cup of coffee last hour and he filled it to
the brim and I still have plenty of it. But now, no,
not jittery.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
So look, yes, that's a giant cup.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yeah, it's like a bowl. It's like a cup of soup.
I could put broccoli soup in here myself. Oh, thank you. Okay,
let me get the boat back. Yeah, thank you. You're
trying to say, my head is petite. Thank you. All right,
let's get to the back room here. So jingle Balls
(49:06):
is always fun because we're backstage doing a lot of
different things. I mean, there are a lot of moving
parts going on. We're doing social and we're broadcasting and
all that stuff. So in the broadcast room, we got
the entire morning show crew together and did a Christmas
photo holiday photo.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah, jingle bowl really cute.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
And we've got in there. Mikayla from the back room,
Marked the producer, Siciny, myself, Tanya, Marianna and Collette from
the back room as well.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
It's very rare we can get all of us in
a picture.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Well, that's why Ronnie was screaming at me to jump
into the corner and start smiling.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Yeah, and I had to get my heels back on.
It was like a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
So who has seen this picture? Mark? Where's this been circulated?
It looks like a family photo?
Speaker 1 (49:46):
They hollow on Instagram?
Speaker 2 (49:47):
Oh got it? Got it? And Mikayla, your friends have
seen this and they've commented about our family photo.
Speaker 6 (49:53):
Yes, and this is like the fifteenth time. Every photo
that I take with you, my friends think is fake.
Last time we took a photo together, my friend literally
responded and said, wow, for a second, I really thought
that was him.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
It is What are you talking about? What do they think?
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Who do you think it is?
Speaker 6 (50:11):
They think it's like a wax figure or I'm just posing,
like and I what do you mean.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
And this is all that's how unnatural I look in
a photo that it's like such.
Speaker 3 (50:21):
A compliment that you look like your wax figure.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Do they think that we travel around with a van
and a wax figure in the back and roll this
thing out right?
Speaker 1 (50:28):
But that's not a bad idea. Maybe we should get
a wax figure of you at jingle Ball.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
And to pose in person. Listen to Ronni yelling at
made to take a picture.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
It's more like your hands.
Speaker 6 (50:38):
Once they said photoshops, they were like, wait, he looks photoshops?
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Is this reality?
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Cannot I stare at it?
Speaker 2 (50:46):
Who can post it right now so people can look
while they're listening. Who can do that? Who's job?
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Hands? Literally?
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Social Mark? Can Social post this right now? Okay, post
it right now, right now, right now, right now, right now,
right now, y'all look careful, I see the waxen is
now what's wrong with the So let me just describe this.
I'm in the center, y'all are flanking, and my hands
are up going like.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
I know, but everybody else's arms are like around each other,
and yours are just like out in front of you,
So it looks like it.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Looks like I'm holding what what are you supposed to
do with your hands?
Speaker 4 (51:22):
It looks like no, it looks like you're a real housewife,
holding off like an orange or something.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
I thought they were going to put a sign superposed
a sign in my hand. I mean, I was giving
them opportunity to put a sign in there. Happy holidays.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
Oh it's so good.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
So what do you tell them? MICHAELA No, that's' what
do you mean?
Speaker 1 (51:40):
He looks and sent them the live photos.
Speaker 6 (51:44):
It's a live photo, and you still were so still
that they didn't move the thing.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
With Ryan and I've done plenty of photo shoots with you,
it's like in all the pictures, I look so different.
My eyes are twitching in some or whatever. Ryan's face
never moved same.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
You know what it is?
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Every single picture like taking pictures.
Speaker 3 (52:06):
It's the Jawa.
Speaker 8 (52:06):
How do you do?
Speaker 1 (52:07):
What do you breathe?
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Like? No, I don't like taking pictures, and I mean
like I don't like taking pictures with people. I don't
like take pictures of me that are official, like the
official you.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
Know what you mean? Yes, but I'm always just like
I'm I don't even know. Every single picture is different, right,
Like I'm trying to like move guys.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
You get one, Okay, there's one look on social mouth
open the mouth open, and there's one looking promo.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Cheese, hands in the air.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Cheese. That's what you got.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
It's so good.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
Honestly, I respect it. You know you're you know what
looks good.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
I just want to get it done. Like you. There's
if you have three looks, then they want to see
all three looks. I got one look wax. Give me
that wax smile, give me that waxed look. Right, you
got you, big boy rolling into our studio from down
the hallway. Big boy, have you ever thought, like what
(53:00):
if you did an hour on Kiss and I did
an hour on Real? How would that sound?
Speaker 16 (53:06):
You can host the NAACP Awards like you can host
any and everything, bro, Like it's it's it's in your DNA,
so you you wouldn't have a problem host. And then
plus I set the bar so low over younger that
you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
Have a problem hosting where I'm at. But you know what,
I know you love and I do too, and it's
the reason we I mean, you've done this? How long?
I'm thirty years next year? Okay, Mark? How long have
I I don't know. I've probably been thirty almost twenty
here on kiss and before that, right, so we're right
up there, right, yes, sir. We could probably do less
(53:42):
of it, right, Like I mean you could probably say,
you know, just do a little bit, I'll do the
countdown or something like that, right, But there's something about it.
Every single day I get excited and I never know
which direction it's gonna go, and it like fulfills me
in a a in a in a real way that
I think you you feel the same, oh, definitely.
Speaker 16 (54:01):
So like you get people that say I've been listening
to you for twenty years, and I'm like, I've been
talking to you for twenty years. You know, it's been
everything to me. I never get up in the morning
Ryan and say, oh dang, I gotta go do radio.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
You know, the hours are early, there's long days.
Speaker 16 (54:16):
I have kids, but I love what I do and
I enjoy what I do and I couldn't imagine not
doing radio in some capacity. And of course we can
cut back, but I feel like if I cut back,
then I'm eulogizing myself. I love what I do and
I love being competitive, and we just have fun in it.
We have a great god squad.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
Do you Big Boy with us right now? From real
Do you like I'm much better at communicating here? Oh
suck in real life. I'm horrible in real life, right right,
I'm the worst in real life. Yeah, your cru said
that about you when you're not on as well.
Speaker 16 (54:51):
But no, you know what, I talk so much in
the field of radio that there is sometimes where you're
just like, man, I just want to be a little quiet.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
That is, when we're in a public I I am
so quiet, you know, I mean, but.
Speaker 16 (55:03):
People ask my wife like, oh my god, you must
laugh all day and She's like, no, not really.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
And I get some people sometimes.
Speaker 16 (55:16):
And say, oh, you you're a little quiet, You're okay,
And I'm like, no, I'm good, you know so.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
But but but yeah.
Speaker 16 (55:22):
There's sometimes just like do you remember the Big Boy
and I were in the gym together and we were
so like we were all fair. Now at the least time,
I was in the gym too, but go ahead, we
were in.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
The gym together. He was on the bike and I
was just on the other side of the gym. And
because we let it all out we're on the air,
we just sot like gnawd at each other.
Speaker 6 (55:41):
Up.
Speaker 16 (55:41):
We know what it is, you know, and it's a
respectful nod to you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
I just know like you do your thing. He's tired.
I do. I'm tired tired, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 16 (55:51):
Somebody's like that's enough, Like, hey, I see here.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
I'm not going to try so much conversation. Love what
you do.
Speaker 16 (55:58):
How's the family? Everything's at the end one nine. That's
the universal nod. Dude, Oh I love you buddy. All right,
So big boys, comedy kings. What we got, Yes, sir man,
we are taking over Yama Vah. This is our first
time at Yama Vav. We're going to be inside, you know,
the Yama Viv Theater. We got a d L hugly
sage you to entertainer Paul Rodriguez, Eric Blake closing out
(56:19):
the night is Mario giving us some R and B.
Speaker 2 (56:21):
And we're just there to have a good time.
Speaker 5 (56:23):
Bro.
Speaker 16 (56:23):
This is my first time at Yama va. We are
doing extremely well, if I may say so. When it
comes to the tickets, I don't think we have anymore.
So family don't ask, but it's it's just going to
be a great night on Saturday night.
Speaker 14 (56:34):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
I love the promo campaign, like the it looks like
a movie billboard, Big Boys, Comedy Kings.
Speaker 16 (56:42):
Yeah, man, And you know what it was. It was
one of those takes where I had everything to do
with it.
Speaker 2 (56:47):
I created it all myself.
Speaker 11 (56:49):
You know.
Speaker 16 (56:49):
I wanted to put the comedians in a certain place.
So you know, I don't have a team. I do
everything by myself. So this is what I created here.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
Hartly, I just saw somebody walk in with you to
put your headphones on your head like he's that. Wait,
hold on, you don't have a handphone guard. Well I
guess that I have one up? Yeah for memory? Could
thank you?
Speaker 8 (57:13):
Now?
Speaker 2 (57:13):
Wait, who is that? That's my guy Jose Man. We've
been together. Come on, Jose come here for second. Jose
over here. Okay, hold on for a second, hose Lord, can
you please hire him over here? Hey, buddy, good to
see you. Jose. Now, what what is your role? What
what do you have to do to in terms of
pampering Big Boy on a daily like he says, you
know just that water. I said, this is my guy.
(57:34):
This is like a friend. We went to high school together. Everything.
Speaker 16 (57:37):
Man, we've been through everything together, you know, before we
had kids, kids, marriage, just just just everything. Like that's
a guy that's been with me before radio and after radio.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
He probably be like, oh, well the run is over,
so I'm gone. Based on that heritage, you deserve a raids.
Let's get in on, ye man. Yes, yes, big raise,
raise your hand holds, give me right, Hey, if you
come adjust my air budd tep he could do that too.
Speaker 16 (58:08):
And he's a certified electric well not certified but electrician.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
Everything to it right now, you know what I'm saying.
You got to see him in person, Big Boy, all right,
Big Boys Comedy Kings Yah Bah Bah Theater Saturday night.
Just check at AXS dot com. See I there's some
tickets out. Yeah well good look. Well Merry Christmas, buddy,
love you. Merry Christmas to you as well, my brother,
God bless you, my friend. Thank you. Everyone appreciate you too.
Jose Take care, buddy,
From Hollywood. See you.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Thank you for listening to us.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
On air with Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Tanya Sisity, good morning, Sisany you mentioned we were talking
about having Keny Grace come into the studio. I love
this because this is one of those first right. It
is that Paul Russell first time going, Doctor Taylor and
biebur and all the artists you get to meet for
the first time. I've never met Kenny Grace. What can
you tell me about Kenny Grace and that song?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
She'll be doing a show here at L Ray in
a few weeks, and I believe it would be her
first time ever in Los Angeles. Can you believe that
she's from the UK?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
That that's the kind of vibe. I like that, like someone.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Visiting LA for the first time. Like I wonder what
that feeling is like because I've grew up here, so
I don't can tell you. Yeah, but I know what
it's like because you've told us this story one hundred times.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
When I tell you that you.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Came here when you were in high school with I
forget her name, your girlfriend ra, Yeah, and you wanted
to see like the Hollywood Sign and all that. But
I want to know what that feelings like because for me,
I'm jaded.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Do you know what Miley Cyrus sings about it?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
And party in the USA and you kind of like that, probably,
But I pro When I went to college at San
Diego State, I had a girlfriend that grew up in
I forget where sugar obviously not here, but she wanted
to come up to LA and I was like, Okay, well,
let's drive out there. And when we got we drove
on the one oh one and she saw the Hollywood
Sign for the first time. She burst into tears and
started crying.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Because it's not as big as you think.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Well, it was emotional for her. She was so happy.
She was like, this has been a dream of mine
my whole life.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
And I was like, what that's not I have to
tell you. I get that. I get that because when
you grew up somewhere else and you want to come here,
or maybe you want to be in this business, maybe yeah,
is a dream. I still have never figured out how
to get to the h the h I try to
get up there once and I turned back.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Got up there, not supposed to go up there right,
not to.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
The letter, but like up there to get the right picture. Oh,
somebody told me Madonna lives up there or something. I
don't know. I forgot. I turned around.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Yeah they I always thought that. I actually never done
that trail.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, I got clothes.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I went on Runyon done Fryman. But I've never done
the Hollywood hike. It's bragging. It's like La Staple hikes.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
I went to college and I hike all the time. Bragger, Okay,
back room, Good morning, good morning. Do you remember, Tanya,
the last thing you thought about before you fell asleep
last night?
Speaker 4 (02:33):
Oh my gosh, yes, I do. Twas it It was
I need to take Sunny out to pee before I sleep.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
Yeah I did, because.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
Robbie was really He usually takes her up for her
last pee, but he was like really tired last night.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
I'm convinced I can't remember the last thing before I
fall asleep because I've fallen asleep during it. Like, I
don't know what the science is on that. Do you
remember the last thing? The last thing? Like, do you
remember the moment you fall asleep? You can't. You can't
remember when you've actually fell.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I was looking at my phone and I was getting tired,
So I do remember what I.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Was doing your phone?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
It doesn't but you like you kind of started dozing.
I was like, oh, well, it's time to go to bed,
like that's how I feel it.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
And did you fall asleep immediately?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Pretty much? And I know what I was doing though,
funny enough, it was dog related.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh what was it?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Well, Dakota is very old and she's she's pushing fifteen.
Oh my gosh, did I miss her birthday?
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Wow?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
What day is it? It's coming up December tenth. I
always missed her birthday. We missed her birthday. It's like
December eleventh. Were like, we miss her birthday again.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
She'll never know.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
I know she never knows. But she's fifteen. She's coming
up fifteen years old.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
That makes me worried.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well, let me tell you why. So she's it starts reversing.
It's like Benjamin Button. So she starts becoming a baby now.
And so it's like all the potty training is just like,
so we have to create her at night now. And
and so I'm looking for a furniture style crate, like
one that looks nice in the house because I'm going
to have to have it out all the time.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Now's idea. Because I've had the ugliest we still have.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I don't want like that ugly wiry one, you know,
And that's what I have right now because that's the
one I use when she was a puppy, and so
I was like researching those on like Wayfair and like
Amazon last night, and then I was like, then I
dosed off.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
That could be your opportunity. Sisney's furniture she creates for
dog if she creates from say, all right, cute, partly
sunny today and cooler. So think about that if you're
headed out early, might need something to throw on this morning.
Disneyland tickets, Christmas giving, Ryan's roses. So a lot going
(04:36):
on jobs. I don't want to bother you. Are you
busy over there?
Speaker 5 (04:40):
You know?
Speaker 2 (04:41):
You know? So I never ever asked this, But do
you mind if I so there, I in the break room.
I put coffee and the pot. Would you mind filling
it up with some coffee? Wow? It's a big ass,
I know. How do you ask them to get coffee
without sounding like you're asking somebody to get coffee for
(05:01):
It's okay? I feel.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Make it.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
No, I made it. It's there, I know, but I
feel bad. I don't know. Maybe it's because when I
was an intern. They used to ask me to go.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Do because it's not his job.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Technically it's not his job, but actually.
Speaker 4 (05:18):
Should you're not asking because it's his job, You're just
asking for a favor.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
What if I go and you guys just hold down
the show? I mean see is that?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Like?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Have you what Mikayla Ruby? What if people asked you
to do here that you're like, that's not my job.
The backroom's got some good stories.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
I don't know if this is a safe space.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
I didn't know you guys worked with Jo Joe.
Speaker 3 (05:46):
Do you know what I got asked one time?
Speaker 4 (05:47):
What I got asked from someone that worked on this
show if I would make my every day. I had
like berries and a little bowl that I would bring
and eat for myself. And he asked if I would
wash some and bring him an Exora bowl and he
would pay me two dollars a day.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Well that's an easy gig, I'd say, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
That was so weird. Yeah, to bring my watch.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
This was nineteen fourteen.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Who was this was?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
He doesn't work here anymore, but yeah, I thought it
was very weird.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
Well now we know why.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Apparently was the short engineer guy from E No, he
was not.
Speaker 3 (06:24):
He was quite large.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I mean easy there. Everyone knew I was talking and
not as Tubbs is still sitting here. I hadn't done much.
I'm serious about that. Yeah, I mean I would love some.
It's fine, I'll get in the break No, by now,
I had Postmans could have delivered it.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
Also, we used to get your coffee for you every
single day.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
I did not ask you to do that. Who did
ask you?
Speaker 7 (06:51):
You?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
And you wanted your macha with like the honey.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You're a beverage goblin before that term.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Yes, well, hold on for a second. Did you not
get coffee for other people.
Speaker 3 (07:04):
To you and Ellen? That's it?
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Okay, So I remember the only reason I got to
get coffee because there was a tradition of her having
coffee before I started when she took Rick.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
But Ellen always got just a black coffee with like
a Stevia in it or something.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
You went through phases where it was.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
Like, okay, two pups of this.
Speaker 8 (07:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:23):
That.
Speaker 4 (07:24):
The worst was the organic honey of era, because we
had like those.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
Little It was the Manuka honey. Yes, it was the
honey chap.
Speaker 4 (07:34):
We have like a honeycomb that we had to keep
at our desks. And we would use the honeycomb to like.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
I was trying to support that Starbucks across the street.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
Who would have washed that honeycomb.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I will say that my chapters were reflective. My chapters
were reflective of the influence of somebody in my life
at the time. If you think about every one of
my chapter, beverages in the morning were reflective of somebody
influentill my life at the time.
Speaker 4 (08:01):
They still, are you such a sagittarius in that way?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
I'm not a sagittarius. I make capricorn.
Speaker 1 (08:06):
I know you know you how you mold the person
like a chameleon?
Speaker 8 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (08:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
What was the what was the easiest chapter? Because now
it's very easy, Like you got it made, bro, it's
just black coffee on the pot.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You have to grind your beans like that's you guys start.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
You went through just a just like a black coffee
straight up phase.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
That's what I'm in.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
No, now you're particular about your water.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
Not my water, just my beans. Not my water, my beans.
There was another crisis. I ran out of coffee beans
in Salt Lake City? Did you about that?
Speaker 5 (08:36):
Jen?
Speaker 2 (08:38):
Did you? Can you believe this one? Okay?
Speaker 10 (08:41):
I brought the coffee beans from Los Angeles. I had
the uber to.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
Me, okay from Glinda's house.
Speaker 10 (08:51):
From somewhere in Los Angeles.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Really, I thought, okay, so that's good. So I have
to just I'm mis kinna be honest. Simple pleasures for
me coffee and the sons.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Now we get it.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
I those beans, aren't they incredible? Pacha Mama? It's there,
haven't So I carry around him a backpack and in
my backpack is a coffee maker and a grinder.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Are my beans? I forgot my I ran.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
Out of beans. I ran out of beans, and I
forgot my beans. And so I said, oh my gosh,
it's anybody still in LA coming up to Salt Lake
City that can get the beans?
Speaker 3 (09:26):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Did you get him at a store or someone's house?
Because I don't. I can't find where they sell them anywhere.
Speaker 9 (09:31):
Oh no.
Speaker 10 (09:32):
I sent an uber to where the your beans were?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Beans? Where do my beans reside?
Speaker 10 (09:42):
And then had them ubered to me, and then I
packed small baggies.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I have the bags. I still hot tubs because you
about to see these at blocked bags in the breakery.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
He has a vault for his beans.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
And so this was a but this mission you brought him,
so I packed him in my backpack and I have
him with me still here.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's cute.
Speaker 10 (10:00):
And I brought the big bag here today.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
Wow, Jen, you guys are missing out patcha Mama, No,
I know online. All right, your morning hack is next.
We got to keep things moving. Three things you should
not give someone for this holiday season. These are common gifts,
but nobody likes them. Just want to say thank you
for being here. Get excited to look forward to it
(10:24):
every day. And if it's your first time joining, I wonder. Okay,
so there's two things I wonder real quick. Forty in
the morning. Hat number one, who do you think the
person is listening to listen the longest to this? And
who do you think the person is it's never listened
to this, listening for the first time right now? If
that's either of you, call me or text me or
talk back. Actually, the talkback buttons a really great way
to do it. You go inside the ieartradio app talkback button.
(10:47):
It's like KISFM the page and send it. Try that,
or you can text for one, A, two seven, or
you can call I'm just curious what that's like. What
the bookends are right into the Morning Hack. Three gifts nobody.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Likes scared because Christmas shopping is done.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Don't be that person that gives these. Nobody likes them.
But you could guess what you guys are going to get.
Don't guess, because that'll have fun.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
I have a guess.
Speaker 2 (11:19):
Don't guess when you told us, I think, well a surprised.
All right, here we go. Nobody likes a mug with
a funny saying on it. Nobody wants it. Trust nobody
likes it. Nobody wants it. Return it.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
You know.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
Here's the thing with that. I think initially when you
get it, you're like, eh, you're like not disappointed, but
you're like whatever, But you keep it and then you
still drink out of it and it lives. To see
another way, Well, nobody likes it.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Another one. Nobody likes self help books. Nobody likes them.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
That's a weird personal gift to give. I agree, that's
something you buy for yourself.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
But the sunshine mine makes a great stocking stuffer.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
That one's great. Sure, I'm holding up myself onto the mic,
can you hear ring?
Speaker 3 (12:10):
No? Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Hey ma, yeah, I know you're busy, but we're doing
the Morning hack right now and the three gifts nobody likes.
Guess what's on that list? You won't believe it.
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Three gifts that nobody likes.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Yeah, guess what one of the things you like to
give is on the list? For jamas? Socks? Oh, I
was just saying underwear. Well, no, people love underwear.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I keep.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (12:42):
So if I.
Speaker 10 (12:43):
Haven't bought the socks yet, should I just not get them?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Well, I'm just telling you what the good people are saying.
Nobody likes these people. I don't know that these are
the people anyway. Just f y Christmas hack for you,
love you, goodbye.
Speaker 9 (12:55):
Love you, thank you.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
But you know, I could see the socks thing, because
people are when it comes to their socks.
Speaker 2 (13:02):
All right, Well, I just tell you. Tubb's just brought
into coffee. Wow, who fills the cup that high?
Speaker 3 (13:08):
Let me see, it's gonna get cold.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
You gotta do thirds you fill a cup of hot
coffee in thirds? Don't do the whole thing?
Speaker 11 (13:14):
Why did so?
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I wouldn't have to get you more coffee?
Speaker 1 (13:17):
Give me extra coffee efficient, He's like, don't bother me.
I'm about to eat my oats today.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
Yeah, get get into your granola over there with Goji
Bars today's quoll. Your mind is a magnet. If you
think of blessings, you attract blessings. If you think of problems,
you attract problems.
Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yes, it's so true, true.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
So that's why right now, paradigm shift. You're thinking for
the day. Let this be the sign and similar to
do it.
Speaker 8 (13:46):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
With Ryan Seacrest, Just FM headlines with well. La City
Council adopted a new ordinance that would limit rent increases
on rent stabilized units by four percent or six percent
of landlord's cover gas and electric costs. The Redondo Union
High School campus will be closed today after two consecutive
(14:12):
days of lockdowns after two sophomores were accused of bringing
guns to school. Striking hospitality workers in southern California have
begun what they call an occupy movement outside hotels near Lax.
Room attendants, cooks, and dishwashers plan to camp out on
the sidewalks twenty four to seven to put more pressure
on hotels as the holidays approach. And Disneyland after Dark
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is returning in twenty twenty four with some fan favorite
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Air on Air with Ryan Seacrest.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
All right, let's go. It's Christmas giving time, so we're
gonna hold everything. I got some Christmas music coming up,
so this is going to be a little challenging to
pull off. We got a note from Britney Marino Valley
and she says, Ashley is a newer employee of Britney's
family's business who's become a friend. She's an amazing single
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mother doing her best to make ends meet for two girls.
She's not going to be able to get Christmas gifts
for the girls because she's been struggling in the last
few years and finally was able to get her own
place for the first time in May, and having to
pay rent makes things very tight. So let me get
Britney now, Mark, what's the situation. We have to be
tiptoe on this or Brittany is going out to her
car because Brittany and the actually work right next to
each other in the office. They sit side by side
(15:33):
of Britney's faily's business next to each other. Yeah, it's
Britney's dad's business. So Brittany got up from beside Ashley
right now to go outside out in your car. Okay, Brittany,
are you in your car?
Speaker 9 (15:43):
Yes?
Speaker 12 (15:43):
I am.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Well, so wait, what do you and Ashley do at
your family's business.
Speaker 5 (15:50):
We are actually like the office personnel. She's my front
office as well as my accounts tayable.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
Okay, so she doesn't know this is happening, and we're
about to call into the where you just walked out of.
Speaker 13 (16:02):
Correct.
Speaker 5 (16:02):
Yeah, I'm hiding in my car.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
Okay, and you're a Pomona right, correct. So let's dial
up Ashley. Now I love this so much. Kismas giving calls.
If you want to do it, kiss upm dot com
keyword giving. Brittany reaching out for her co worker Ashley.
Brittany's in her car, Ashley's at the desk inside. Brittany
just walked out. Okay, let's see.
Speaker 8 (16:28):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
Hi is Ashley there?
Speaker 14 (16:31):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (16:32):
This is Ashley?
Speaker 2 (16:33):
What's up? Ash Hi?
Speaker 15 (16:37):
Hi?
Speaker 2 (16:38):
How are you you recognize the voice? I?
Speaker 13 (16:41):
Do you do?
Speaker 16 (16:42):
This is?
Speaker 2 (16:44):
How'd you know? How'd you know that I'm what?
Speaker 14 (16:49):
I'm Yeah, I was kidding.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
I thought I was about to play the role of
meeting you at Ralph's. I mean, like, yeah, I was
the guy at Ralphs and the checkout line I have
this whole charade anyway, Ashley, good morning, you're on the air.
I got Systey in Tanya with us and hither wherey
where's Britney?
Speaker 9 (17:11):
I am right here.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
Brittany's outside in her car, Ashley, that's cheating. Yes, she's
in on this whole thing. So it's Christmas Giving, Ashley.
I want to tell you what we're doing. We want
to make we got a little bit of your background
story and we want to make your Christmas a little
bit better. I know you've got two kids, right a
six and a one year old.
Speaker 7 (17:34):
Yeah, she's she's just under one, one year.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
Okay, and things have been a little tight. As your
friend Brittany told us, it's gonna be tough to get
Christmas gifts this year, and we're going to change that.
That's not going to be the case. So can I
tell you what we're gonna do for you for a
merry Christmas? Yes, First, good eats on the table, speaking
(18:03):
of Ralph's, one thousand dollars of food and groceries come
in to you right away for the holidays from Ralphs.
So that's part of this, Ashley. Also, when Britney's family
gives you some time off which they're going to. We're
going to send you to get a Burke Williams massage
(18:23):
at the Spa there, two hundred and fifty dollars for
you to spend there. So Merry Christmas. Welcome, and I'm
gonna make sure your girls have an amazing Christmas morning.
So they like barbies, well, who doesn't everybody loves barbies.
Speaker 12 (18:41):
Right now, we.
Speaker 2 (18:46):
Are going to send you a lot of barbies Toy
Empire in Chino. Get this, get ready, Ashley sending you
one thousand dollars for a shopping spree at Toy Empire
for your girls. Merry Christmas, Merry.
Speaker 17 (19:03):
Christmas, thank you, thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
You are so welcome. It's gonna be a good Christmas.
I'm gonna also throw in some not Sperry Farm tickets.
I hear you guys like that, so two days at
not maybe take Ellie for birthday next month. I don't
know what age you want to take them, but we'll
make those good for whenever you want them.
Speaker 14 (19:24):
Okay, that sounds amazing.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
So much.
Speaker 2 (19:28):
Merry Christmas, Ashley, Brittany, thank you so much for reaching
out for Christmas, giving about your friend here and your coworker.
Speaker 5 (19:35):
Of course, she's just so deserving. From the moment I
met her this year, you know, she just emanated being
such a kind and genuine person and we became best friends.
Speaker 9 (19:42):
And so it's always hard.
Speaker 5 (19:44):
To hear somebody close to you, you know, struggling a
little bit. So I'm so grateful that you guys could
do this.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Of course.
Speaker 2 (19:49):
Absolutely. Now before I let you go, Brittany and Ashley,
we heard Ashley about your electric bill is something you're
behind on. So five hundred dollars get you out of
the electric bill issue.
Speaker 7 (20:03):
Oh my good Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
You got it considered that this whole list is done
for you, So thank you. I'm just thrilled that we
met you. Ashley and Brittany. Thank you for the covert
operation of being out in the car hiding to get
this all done.
Speaker 7 (20:23):
It's such a break.
Speaker 2 (20:27):
Christmas giving. Marry Christmas to you, Ashley, Thank.
Speaker 14 (20:32):
You so much.
Speaker 7 (20:32):
Merry Christmas to you too.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
Right, you're so welcome Christmas Christmas, Ashley. Before you go,
I know that you spent money on getting your own
place and rents high so having this place, how has
it changed life for you and your kids?
Speaker 7 (20:51):
It's really been amazing to have our own place and
the girls have their own room, they have their own bathroom,
and it's just they have their own area to feel
comfortable and safe and thinks are really turned around.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Good. Well, I'm glad. I want to add one more
thing to this to start your year off on the
right foot. We will pay for two months rent, so
you don't pay rent January February. You don't pay till
March next year. Let us take care of that for
you as a little icing on the holiday.
Speaker 9 (21:23):
K Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
You are deserving and welcome and a very good friend.
Brittany Nashley Ashley, Merry Christmas from everybody. What's the name
of the business, Brittany.
Speaker 14 (21:39):
Nashley, the Mangled Engineering.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
Well Engineering. You need to give Ashley some time off
to get a massage. Merry Christmas. So let's go back
to Ashley, who just received all the Christmas giving stuff
this morning. We've done a bunch of things. I love
doing this. It's really this month is so much fun
to be on the air.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
It's the best.
Speaker 2 (22:11):
Oh, let's tell Brittany she can go back. Britt Brittany,
you can go back into the office. Now we're on
with Ashley. Okay, okay, okay, great, there you go. All right,
So I guess she's going to walk in Ashley on
you in a second there because she's hiding in the car.
Speaker 8 (22:25):
Congratulations.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
Oh she's back Mangled Engineering and Pomona is where they
work fast friends, colleagues. Congratulations, Chismas giving Actually, thank you? Uh,
I like, how do you even tell the kids about this?
I guess I would keep a lot of it as
a surprise.
Speaker 7 (22:45):
Right, Yeah, absolutely, I am. She's six years old and
she knows, she knows about Christmas, and she knows that
we get presents, but she's never been one to just say,
oh I just I wanted those. Money's tight, And I
am so so lucky that I have such an understanding girl.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Wow, that's beautiful. That is so sweet. Well, she's gonna
get she's gonna get stuff from Santa this year. So
we're excited, all right, Brittany Ashley, thank you for coming
on with us. We appreciate you listening at Mangled Engineering
and Pomona. Hang on one second, okay, okay, let's do
another one right now? Can we do another one right now?
(23:28):
Could we just have a channel that does all Christmas
giving nonsto, what if we did a Christmas giving? A thought?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
That would be so cool?
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Wouldn't it be great to just do I don't know,
a whole shift of Christmas givings. I love into music.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
I was thinking, what if we could do this like
every month or yeah.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
I want to do like fresh ones back to back
for four hours.
Speaker 3 (23:49):
Well, you're the boss.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
I'm not the boss. Have you met?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
That's true? You're totally not everybody else.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Every time I say I need to ask my boss,
like for permission, they're like Ryan, I'm like, no, he's
not my boss.
Speaker 2 (23:58):
Now who is? Who do you ask stuff for? YadA? Actually?
Sisn He's got more control over the programming than I do.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
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Speaker 2 (24:09):
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Speaker 1 (24:31):
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Speaker 2 (24:36):
Mark. It's rare that we have a good idea. Love it.
Speaker 3 (24:40):
It's not rare.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
You're full of them these days, these days in the past.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Here we are, we're here today in the present.
Speaker 3 (24:49):
Yeah, for momentum.
Speaker 1 (24:51):
Looking at twenty.
Speaker 2 (24:51):
Twenty four, Ryan's Roses is moments away, open platform. Why
don't Julieta is on the line. She says, I can't
have Ryan's roses any more. Can't do it. By the way,
the one unless Julietta stops us right now, the one
we're about to do is her daughter's commenced at her husband.
The girl's father is cheating on her. Not so sure,
(25:11):
but clearly there's some doubt because she's reached out to us.
So there's a mother and a daughter getting on with
us Ryan's Roses. But first, let's address this issue. Julietta
has posted up on TikTok Juliette and Westminster. Good morning,
it's Ryan Seacrest from Ryan's Roses. How are you?
Speaker 9 (25:26):
Oh my god, Ryan, good morning.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Good morning. We saw your TikTok and you sat on
your TikTok. The reason why I will never listen to
Ryan's Roses again. What happened.
Speaker 9 (25:40):
So, first of all, I want to say that I
did continue to listen to Ryan's rose good.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
You have no discipline and I love it.
Speaker 9 (25:48):
Yeah, So, first of all, I just want to say
thank you so much. I want to let you know
that I love you on the team. I've been listening
to you guys since I was a teenager, and just
it's just crazy how one of my TikTok videos brought
me here today.
Speaker 2 (26:01):
Oh thank you, thank you for listening to us. But
let's address the issue. What happened.
Speaker 9 (26:07):
Yeah, so basically, my son and I, you know, on
our drive to drop them all at middle school, we
listened to Ryan's roses and we kind of dissect the
situation and we go back and forth discussing, you know,
do you think he cheated, do you think he's gonna
sen the whys, et cetera. And mind you, my son
is fourteen, so you know, it's just something that we
bond with. But anyways, I'm not going to recap what
(26:30):
happened last Tuesday, But my son questioned, why was it
wrong that the husband was in a hotel room with
his kids and his ex wife? And I turned around,
like in shock, and I asked him, like, what do
you mean that's his ex wife. The current wife is
calling right now. And then that's when I hit the
curb and we just hear a loud noise and my
(26:50):
tire popped.
Speaker 2 (26:51):
Oh no, you ran into the curb and popped your tire.
That's what happened.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
A little distracted I did.
Speaker 9 (26:58):
And this it's my son's fault.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
No, we should absolutely blame the fourteen year old in
this situation's fault. Build's character.
Speaker 9 (27:07):
Well, I turned around to look at him because he
was questioning why it was wrong. So luckily we were
saying I pulled into the target parking lot and I
had to slowly drive my cars to the nearest tire
shop and get my tires fixed.
Speaker 2 (27:22):
I do appreciate that this is an ethics course with
your son Ryan's Roses, and it may be for a
lot of parents and kids, and there is a public
service component to it. But I'm so sorry that it
took you into the curb.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Yeah, that's still been a little scary, though I've never
popped a tire anywhere or like I have hit the curve.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
Did you spill your coffee?
Speaker 9 (27:43):
I have I drank my coffee. I drank like two
coffees every day. I'm a mom of four, so I
need my caffeine.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Girl, I need the caffeine as well. And i'm a
mom of me. All right, So how about I'm gonna,
first of all, thank you for listening. Thank you for
letting it be a lesson to your fourteen year old.
I'm at a Julietta in Orange County. With your permission,
i'd like to do the Ryan's Roses call coming up again,
another call.
Speaker 9 (28:09):
I don't want to stop it for everybody, okay.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
And we're going to send you five hundred dollars to
cover the cost of tires or the wheel or whatever
it is that popped.
Speaker 12 (28:22):
Wait what Yeah, we're going to.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Fix your car because we broke it. Oh my god,
we're in the fixing wheel business.
Speaker 9 (28:33):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
You're welcome. We are grateful that you listen to us.
And even though you said you'll never listen to Roses again,
I'm gonna buy your tire.
Speaker 9 (28:42):
No, but I always listen to.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
All Right, I'm getting out of here while I can, Julianta,
thank you for listening to us. We appreciate you. A
good day, Good luck, mom and all those kids.
Speaker 9 (28:57):
Thank you everyone, love you guys.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Hang on, Oh no, backroom. I just hung up on her.
I meant to put her on hold. We have I
do this all the time. I think we have a call.
You know what's cool about our phone system is that
we have call our ID so we can call her
right back. I actually, you know, I do this a lot.
I'm just going to tell you. I mean to put
people on hold and I hit click the.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
Clubs they are right next to each other.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, you put the click button and the whole button
in the same color, right next to each other. And
when I'm busy, I don't I can't see it.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
He didn't do that. It's the systems.
Speaker 18 (29:26):
Did you do it?
Speaker 2 (29:27):
Or did someone else do it?
Speaker 1 (29:28):
It's been like that for years though.
Speaker 2 (29:30):
Right exactly. Let's fix it about time.
Speaker 3 (29:32):
You know, we're not blaming other people.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
For yeah we are, No, Julia, it's blamed her son
fourteen years old. I'm blaming tubs forty one years How
old are you forty three years old?
Speaker 1 (29:46):
Solid?
Speaker 2 (29:47):
That's how great age toubs. It feels good, looks good
on you, feels good on you? Yeah, I got that.
Speaker 7 (29:55):
You wear it.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Well, doesn't he looks so much younger than forty three.
Speaker 2 (30:00):
I think that's when you say you wear it well
means you look great. Oh God, I gotta go, but
thank you for defending Jeffrey Dubbs. There one or two
point seven kiss FM. Time for Ryan's roses right now,
every Monday, every Thursday, this time, Dear Ryan, Sisny Tanya,
(30:26):
my daughter is convinced that my husband is cheating on me.
You're gonna I'm actually make notes so daughter, so I
can keep this straight. Daughter convinced husband cheating on me?
She says she saw her father making out with someone
(30:48):
outside Presto pasta.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
I mean that very specific traumatic.
Speaker 2 (30:53):
So let's get Claudia, Claudia, good morning? How are you?
Speaker 9 (30:57):
Good morning?
Speaker 5 (30:58):
I'm fine. How are you?
Speaker 2 (31:00):
I'm good. So you don't believe your daughter?
Speaker 14 (31:02):
No? No, why not?
Speaker 5 (31:05):
Well, because first of all, my husband would never do this,
and I just I think she just confused him like
somebody else or I don't know.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Something.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Is your daughter? Anna? Is that her name? Okay, we're
gonna bring her in. This is Anna, Anna, good morning,
Thanks for coming on.
Speaker 12 (31:20):
Hi, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
So I'm very interested in this dynamic. You go to
your mom and say dad's cheating on you, and Mom
is not having it. She just doesn't believe it. How
can you be so sure Anna that it was your father?
Speaker 12 (31:35):
Okay, well here's what happened. So I was going to
Starbucks and it was super crowded and the driving through
line was like literally endless. So I parked over behind
Presto Pasta, and I could have sworn I saw my
dad come out with some woman and I was gonna
wave and just say hi, But then he started kissing
her and not a peck, like really genuinely kissing her,
(32:01):
and so I was like to stun to move or
say anything. So I called my mom and she didn't
believe me, and she told me not to say anything
to him.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
So Claudia, I, how are we going to make this call?
If you don't do you want us to make this
call to see what we can find out?
Speaker 5 (32:17):
Well, I mean, look, I don't think he'd ever do this,
So I just felt like, why bring this up?
Speaker 7 (32:25):
You know?
Speaker 2 (32:26):
And Dan, why are you?
Speaker 9 (32:27):
Like?
Speaker 2 (32:27):
Do you realize this is bad for everybody here?
Speaker 12 (32:32):
Yeah? I mean look, I convinced her to make the
Ryan George's call. If he send my mom the flowers,
the great maybe I got it wrong. But if he doesn't,
then we know, and like, I just don't want to
seem created like.
Speaker 2 (32:44):
This a good relationship with your father.
Speaker 12 (32:48):
Yeah I do, but I also know what I saw.
I saw him.
Speaker 2 (32:52):
Kissing another woman.
Speaker 17 (32:56):
Yeah, Claudia, Anna, hold on one second, we're gonna get
into it next literally very quickly said three minute song.
Speaker 2 (33:07):
We're back with it.
Speaker 13 (33:08):
I used to flood. Now I just fall down. I
used to know, but I'm not sure now.
Speaker 8 (33:20):
Who else was made for? What was a made for?
Taking a drive?
Speaker 19 (33:35):
Hose a nightdeal?
Speaker 8 (33:39):
Not so love.
Speaker 15 (33:41):
Turns out an reel, just something you paid for?
Speaker 8 (33:51):
What was a made for?
Speaker 18 (33:58):
Cuz I don't know how to feel, but I wanta enjoy.
Speaker 15 (34:16):
I don't know how to feel.
Speaker 19 (34:22):
But someday, someday, Wenday.
Speaker 15 (34:48):
Holiday enjoyment.
Speaker 8 (34:51):
I'm sad again. Don't tell my boyfriend it's not what
he's made for? What was I made for?
Speaker 11 (35:10):
Because because I I don't, but I wanta try.
Speaker 5 (35:29):
Do not.
Speaker 15 (35:32):
Say so?
Speaker 5 (35:37):
I so.
Speaker 15 (35:52):
Same guy forgot how to behad be something I'm not.
I can't something something made something.
Speaker 2 (36:22):
I gotta jump in fast Ryan's roses. Right now, we're
about to make the call to Claudia's husband. Claudia does
not believe her daughter. Her daughter Anna says, I saw
dad making out with another woman outside of a restaurant.
No you didn't, honey, Yes I did. I can't let
this happen. You got to make a Ryan's Roses call.
I don't want to. You have to mom. Okay, fine,
(36:45):
that's where we are, that's where this is. So I
have Claudia and her daughter Anna on the line. Anna's
certain dad's cheating. Claudia doesn't believe it. She says, I
know what I saw, Claudia. Let me get your daughter
Anna on the line. Anna, Claudia, guys, here we go. Claudia.
I need you to say Ryan, you have my permission
(37:06):
to call, and then your husband's name on Kiss FM.
Speaker 5 (37:09):
Go ahead, Ryan, you have my permission to call on
Kiss FM.
Speaker 2 (37:16):
Okay, Anna, be very quiet. We're gonna call your father. Claudia,
be very quiet. We're gonna call your husband. Let's see
what we can find out, and good luck.
Speaker 1 (37:35):
Hello, Hi, may I speak to Alan? Please?
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:39):
This is e Hi Alan. My name is Remy. I'm
calling from Flowers on Nordoff. How are you doing this morning?
Speaker 14 (37:46):
Uh? Fine? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:49):
Good you know, we're offering a promotion for local residents,
and since you're in the area, it's a three dozen
red roses that you can send to anybody that you'd
like today. I'm just trying to promote my business. All
I ask is that you'd like to arrangements you return
as a customer or refers to friends and family. They're
absolutely free. I don't need cash, I don't need credit
card info or anything like that. We can just start
(38:09):
with the note and you can send them to anybody
that you'd like. Is there anybody that you'd want to
send flowers to?
Speaker 14 (38:17):
Yeah, this is cool, Well send them to my wife, Claudia.
Speaker 1 (38:25):
Great, And what would you like to put on the card?
Speaker 14 (38:28):
I just put the happy half anniversary.
Speaker 1 (38:34):
Oh it's cute that you recognize your half anniversary. Hang
on one second, okay, but.
Speaker 2 (38:49):
I'm trying. It's hard to hold three lines.
Speaker 1 (38:57):
Know, well, I was gonna I was gonna ask Claudia
and Anna what they want to do, because look, this
is gonna be everything up.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Let's hurry. Claudia, Anna, what do you want to do here?
Speaker 12 (39:08):
I want to talk to him, he said them to me.
Speaker 5 (39:11):
What more do you want? You said you would drop it.
Speaker 2 (39:13):
I know what I mean.
Speaker 7 (39:15):
Oh you said this would be the end of it.
Speaker 12 (39:17):
Okay, I know, but just let me ask him one question.
I won't accuse him of cheating. I just want to
ask him one question.
Speaker 1 (39:23):
But regardless, he's gonna okay, I'm gonna stay out of it,
all right.
Speaker 2 (39:28):
I got to tell him he's on the air.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
So yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, regardless, it's gonna be.
Speaker 2 (39:32):
So Anna, here we go. Get your question ready? Uh? Alan,
your voice is being broadcast on the radio right now.
Need you to know that it's Ryan Seacrest. I've got
Tanya Sis and I've got your daughter Anna and your
wife Claudia on the line. Thank you for holding on
for a second. We can explain why we're here. But
if you stay with us, your daughter has a question
(39:52):
for you. Alan.
Speaker 14 (39:53):
Are you there, uh? Okay on the radio?
Speaker 2 (39:58):
Yes, and your daughter and your wife are all the line.
Anna has a question for you. Your daughter, Go ahead, Anna?
Speaker 12 (40:03):
Okay? Dat can I ask you something?
Speaker 14 (40:07):
Yes?
Speaker 10 (40:09):
Go ahead?
Speaker 14 (40:09):
And yeah, what did you.
Speaker 12 (40:11):
Have lunch at pressed across last week?
Speaker 14 (40:16):
Pressed?
Speaker 11 (40:17):
Though?
Speaker 6 (40:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 14 (40:19):
I did? Yeah, I want you press the pass last
week over on Chatsworth.
Speaker 12 (40:25):
Okay, who did you have lunch with?
Speaker 11 (40:30):
Uh?
Speaker 14 (40:33):
Well, actually was it was an old friend of mine.
Uh it was Arlene.
Speaker 12 (40:39):
We are Arlene? Who's Arlene?
Speaker 5 (40:44):
Your dad had a college sweetheart named Arlene.
Speaker 14 (40:47):
Oh well it's she's just like she's just an old
friend of mine.
Speaker 1 (40:56):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (40:59):
Alan, I'm going to jump in here because Anna, can
I tell him what you saw?
Speaker 5 (41:07):
So?
Speaker 2 (41:07):
Alan, your daughter Anna saw you there kissing her?
Speaker 14 (41:14):
Oh well, yeah, she's just Anno. She's an old friend
you heard.
Speaker 2 (41:21):
Tell him what you saw?
Speaker 12 (41:24):
I saw it. You guys were kissing right on the sidewalks.
Speaker 7 (41:28):
You guys were kissing her.
Speaker 9 (41:29):
I'm I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Mom.
Speaker 14 (41:34):
Well what hey, Hey, I don't really think you saw
I mean, you know, there might have been kiss her
on the cheek and the hug goodbye. That's that's not
what happened.
Speaker 5 (41:45):
How long have you been talking to Arlene again?
Speaker 4 (41:48):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (41:49):
How long?
Speaker 14 (41:50):
I saw her at the reunion?
Speaker 7 (41:53):
You've been talking to her since then?
Speaker 14 (41:57):
Well, we'll just kind of on and off, you know,
we're trying to get together.
Speaker 9 (42:01):
Just why didn't you tell me?
Speaker 7 (42:03):
Why?
Speaker 5 (42:05):
How could you do it?
Speaker 1 (42:07):
Honey?
Speaker 14 (42:07):
Hey, hey, it's a big deal. It's just make sure
nothing's everything's fine.
Speaker 12 (42:12):
What Oh yeah, sure, well Mom, I told you what
I saw. I think you have all the information you
need to.
Speaker 2 (42:20):
Be honest, Alan, you're cheating on your wife.
Speaker 14 (42:30):
She's an old friend.
Speaker 2 (42:32):
We're just all right, Alan, it's a yes or no question.
If the answer is no, you say no, you don't
say she's an old friend. And take a deep breath.
So clearly something's going on here. And Anna was right
and she found you, and Claudia was defending you. Your
wife said he would never do that, but you're doing it.
So come clean.
Speaker 14 (42:55):
Okay, you know, I think I'm gonna hang out now
this this shouldn't the radio.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
What's too late now? Alan? It is? So what's going on?
Tell them they're both here, You've got their attention.
Speaker 14 (43:10):
She's just an old friend and all the acquaintance.
Speaker 2 (43:13):
Sure, you're right, all right, Alan, hang up on us,
now hang up, that's fine, Hang up Anna, Claudia. You
heard everything there. Yeah, he's not denying a thing. The
silence says it all. And we're gonna let you both go.
Speaker 1 (43:35):
You knows how long this has been going on.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
Good luck and getting to the bottom of this. I
appreciate you coming on with us. Thank you, Anna, what
I mean, she saw it.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yeah, and she was right. How tragic for your kid
to see that.
Speaker 2 (43:57):
Maybe we need sons and DAWs on all the calls. No, no,
because no, it's a bad idea that worked out that word.
Anna was right. Her mom wouldn't believe her. Anna needed
to get her mom into Ryan's roses. Anna came on
the line to say, Mom, you got to hear this.
And Anna was right and she got the truth. So
maybe the kids on the line get the truth.
Speaker 1 (44:18):
I know. I mean I was believed at the beginning.
I was like, let's just drop it.
Speaker 2 (44:22):
At that.
Speaker 1 (44:22):
I was with the mom. I was like, okay, you
send the flowers with the mom. Must be done. But
but no, Anna was pushy and she was correct. She
was like, no, I know what I saw. I need,
I need.
Speaker 2 (44:32):
Say I'm having an affair. I just kept saying she's
an old friend, she's an old friend, she's an.
Speaker 1 (44:35):
Old friends, because that's the narrative that he created in
his in his mind, like this is okay because she's
an old friend.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
I eat more cheese this time of year. One of
two point seven kids, I've haund Yeah, same. I was
in in an elevator yesterday and leaving a meeting, I.
Speaker 1 (44:50):
Was like, who says they eat more cheese and then
goes into an elevator story.
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Because that's right, that's why, that's why you tear unexpected
curve bulls daily. So I was in an elevator and these
women get into the elevator and they were talking. They
just met. I think they met at a function, and
one says, I would love to get your number and
have you guys over for wine and cheese. Now you
don't know how badly I wanted to chime in, Yeah there,
(45:14):
I am not knowing any of them, thinking, whoa I'd
like to come to that wine and cheese? What kind
of wine? What kind of cheese? I was picturing the
board and I just kept my head buried in my phone.
But gosh, I almost looked up and said that sounds great.
I didn't do it.
Speaker 1 (45:31):
Everyone's having these board parties now have you heard of these?
Speaker 2 (45:35):
I mean they've been having these since COVID Well, not parties,
but the board thing happened years ago, didn't it That
that board you spread stuff on?
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Yeah, right, like so instead of bringing like a pot luck,
everyone is assigned a board like that. You have a
dessert board, you have a chip board, you have a
whatever board.
Speaker 2 (45:53):
Anytime I'm anywhere and there's a board, I love, it's all.
Speaker 1 (45:55):
You have a tacko board, you love.
Speaker 2 (45:57):
You know, I mixed it all in there. All right,
let's see, Tony, I guess we should do your trending report.
Let's go. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (46:03):
So I'm talking about Kelsey Ballerini.
Speaker 4 (46:05):
We know her country music artist and Chase Stokes, you know,
Hollywood honk Outer Banks actor. The two of them have
been dating for about a year now, so their anniversary
is in January. I believe it's January seventh. But during
the latest episode of Call Her Daddy, Kelsey revealed that
she and Chase got matching tattoos. Okay, so they both
(46:30):
have little virgos for reference. Their birthdays are just four
days apart, and Kelsey said, he's a virgo too, and
he and I have really allowed ourselves to love that
part of ourselves and each other, just the need to
communicate well and be loyal.
Speaker 3 (46:44):
So they did get matching tattoos, but it's.
Speaker 4 (46:46):
Not like it's each other's birthdays or a phrase, you know,
like one has one word of the phrase, the other
one has they're not matching couples tattoos. They just have
the same tattoos, the.
Speaker 2 (46:57):
Same, same thing.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
I literally just said, it's not matching, but it's the same.
Speaker 3 (47:03):
It's not like they got a match tattoo. Like they
just got the same thing.
Speaker 2 (47:08):
But that's a couple of tattoo.
Speaker 1 (47:09):
It doesn't forget a different universe right now.
Speaker 4 (47:12):
No, Like it's not yeah, like it's not like a
matching couples tattoo. It's just like they got the same tattoo.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Again, it's a it's on this, don't so it's a
couple of tattoos a.
Speaker 4 (47:30):
Couple, not like she got true and he got love,
or like they each got like a portion of a heart.
Speaker 2 (47:35):
That's like, why are you so are you considering a
couple's tattoo that's not the same but different With Robbie.
Speaker 3 (47:42):
Yeah, we actually almost did get a tattoo.
Speaker 1 (47:44):
I think the other thing that you're describing is not
a couple of tattoo, because that's actually different. This is
the epitome of a couple tattoo.
Speaker 3 (47:51):
It's just the same tattoo.
Speaker 2 (47:53):
Guys. I think let's pretend this never happened. Anyone listening
right now, This didn't happen.
Speaker 1 (47:57):
Definitely, let's get the men in definition, the.
Speaker 2 (48:02):
Definition of a matching tattoos, that they are the same, same, same.
Speaker 4 (48:05):
But does anybody understand what I'm saying. I'm gonna guess no, no,
not one person.
Speaker 1 (48:11):
Do you want?
Speaker 4 (48:11):
They're not a couple of tattoos, They're just the sailor.
Speaker 1 (48:15):
No, I get what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (48:18):
Didn't even hear you're on the phone. I do get
what was she saying?
Speaker 3 (48:24):
Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2 (48:30):
It tubs was so generous to go get me a
cup of coffee last hour and he filled it to
the brim and I still have plenty of it. But now, no,
not jittery.
Speaker 3 (48:40):
So look, yes, that's a giant cup.
Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yeah, it's like a bowl. It's like a cup of soup.
I could put broccoli soup in here myself. Oh, thank you. Okay,
let me get the boat back. Yeah, thank you. You're
trying to say, my head is petite. Thank you. All right,
let's get to the back room here. So jingle Balls
(49:06):
is always fun because we're backstage doing a lot of
different things. I mean, there are a lot of moving
parts going on. We're doing social and we're broadcasting and
all that stuff. So in the broadcast room, we got
the entire morning show crew together and did a Christmas
photo holiday photo.
Speaker 1 (49:20):
Yeah, jingle bowl really cute.
Speaker 2 (49:22):
And we've got in there. Mikayla from the back room,
Marked the producer, Siciny, myself, Tanya, Marianna and Collette from
the back room as well.
Speaker 1 (49:31):
It's very rare we can get all of us in
a picture.
Speaker 2 (49:34):
Well, that's why Ronnie was screaming at me to jump
into the corner and start smiling.
Speaker 1 (49:38):
Yeah, and I had to get my heels back on.
It was like a whole thing.
Speaker 2 (49:41):
So who has seen this picture? Mark? Where's this been circulated?
It looks like a family photo?
Speaker 1 (49:46):
They hollow on Instagram?
Speaker 2 (49:47):
Oh got it? Got it? And Mikayla, your friends have
seen this and they've commented about our family photo.
Speaker 6 (49:53):
Yes, and this is like the fifteenth time. Every photo
that I take with you, my friends think is fake.
Last time we took a photo together, my friend literally
responded and said, wow, for a second, I really thought
that was him.
Speaker 2 (50:07):
It is What are you talking about? What do they think?
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Who do you think it is?
Speaker 6 (50:11):
They think it's like a wax figure or I'm just posing,
like and I what do you mean.
Speaker 2 (50:16):
And this is all that's how unnatural I look in
a photo that it's like such.
Speaker 3 (50:21):
A compliment that you look like your wax figure.
Speaker 2 (50:23):
Do they think that we travel around with a van
and a wax figure in the back and roll this
thing out right?
Speaker 1 (50:28):
But that's not a bad idea. Maybe we should get
a wax figure of you at jingle Ball.
Speaker 2 (50:32):
And to pose in person. Listen to Ronni yelling at
made to take a picture.
Speaker 3 (50:37):
It's more like your hands.
Speaker 6 (50:38):
Once they said photoshops, they were like, wait, he looks photoshops?
Speaker 2 (50:42):
Is this reality?
Speaker 1 (50:43):
Cannot I stare at it?
Speaker 2 (50:46):
Who can post it right now so people can look
while they're listening. Who can do that? Who's job?
Speaker 1 (50:50):
Hands? Literally?
Speaker 2 (50:53):
Social Mark? Can Social post this right now? Okay, post
it right now, right now, right now, right now, right now,
right now, y'all look careful, I see the waxen is
now what's wrong with the So let me just describe this.
I'm in the center, y'all are flanking, and my hands
are up going like.
Speaker 4 (51:09):
I know, but everybody else's arms are like around each other,
and yours are just like out in front of you,
So it looks like it.
Speaker 2 (51:16):
Looks like I'm holding what what are you supposed to
do with your hands?
Speaker 4 (51:22):
It looks like no, it looks like you're a real housewife,
holding off like an orange or something.
Speaker 2 (51:26):
I thought they were going to put a sign superposed
a sign in my hand. I mean, I was giving
them opportunity to put a sign in there. Happy holidays.
Speaker 1 (51:35):
Oh it's so good.
Speaker 2 (51:37):
So what do you tell them? MICHAELA No, that's' what
do you mean?
Speaker 1 (51:40):
He looks and sent them the live photos.
Speaker 6 (51:44):
It's a live photo, and you still were so still
that they didn't move the thing.
Speaker 1 (51:48):
With Ryan and I've done plenty of photo shoots with you,
it's like in all the pictures, I look so different.
My eyes are twitching in some or whatever. Ryan's face
never moved same.
Speaker 3 (52:01):
You know what it is?
Speaker 1 (52:01):
Every single picture like taking pictures.
Speaker 3 (52:06):
It's the Jawa.
Speaker 8 (52:06):
How do you do?
Speaker 1 (52:07):
What do you breathe?
Speaker 2 (52:08):
Like? No, I don't like taking pictures, and I mean
like I don't like taking pictures with people. I don't
like take pictures of me that are official, like the
official you.
Speaker 1 (52:15):
Know what you mean? Yes, but I'm always just like
I'm I don't even know. Every single picture is different, right,
Like I'm trying to like move guys.
Speaker 2 (52:23):
You get one, Okay, there's one look on social mouth
open the mouth open, and there's one looking promo.
Speaker 1 (52:31):
Cheese, hands in the air.
Speaker 2 (52:33):
Cheese. That's what you got.
Speaker 1 (52:35):
It's so good.
Speaker 3 (52:36):
Honestly, I respect it. You know you're you know what
looks good.
Speaker 2 (52:39):
I just want to get it done. Like you. There's
if you have three looks, then they want to see
all three looks. I got one look wax. Give me
that wax smile, give me that waxed look. Right, you
got you, big boy rolling into our studio from down
the hallway. Big boy, have you ever thought, like what
(53:00):
if you did an hour on Kiss and I did
an hour on Real? How would that sound?
Speaker 16 (53:06):
You can host the NAACP Awards like you can host
any and everything, bro, Like it's it's it's in your DNA,
so you you wouldn't have a problem host. And then
plus I set the bar so low over younger that
you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (53:20):
Have a problem hosting where I'm at. But you know what,
I know you love and I do too, and it's
the reason we I mean, you've done this? How long?
I'm thirty years next year? Okay, Mark? How long have
I I don't know. I've probably been thirty almost twenty
here on kiss and before that, right, so we're right
up there, right, yes, sir. We could probably do less
(53:42):
of it, right, Like I mean you could probably say,
you know, just do a little bit, I'll do the
countdown or something like that, right, But there's something about it.
Every single day I get excited and I never know
which direction it's gonna go, and it like fulfills me
in a a in a in a real way that
I think you you feel the same, oh, definitely.
Speaker 16 (54:01):
So like you get people that say I've been listening
to you for twenty years, and I'm like, I've been
talking to you for twenty years. You know, it's been
everything to me. I never get up in the morning
Ryan and say, oh dang, I gotta go do radio.
Speaker 2 (54:14):
You know, the hours are early, there's long days.
Speaker 16 (54:16):
I have kids, but I love what I do and
I enjoy what I do and I couldn't imagine not
doing radio in some capacity. And of course we can
cut back, but I feel like if I cut back,
then I'm eulogizing myself. I love what I do and
I love being competitive, and we just have fun in it.
We have a great god squad.
Speaker 2 (54:35):
Do you Big Boy with us right now? From real
Do you like I'm much better at communicating here? Oh
suck in real life. I'm horrible in real life, right right,
I'm the worst in real life. Yeah, your cru said
that about you when you're not on as well.
Speaker 16 (54:51):
But no, you know what, I talk so much in
the field of radio that there is sometimes where you're
just like, man, I just want to be a little quiet.
Speaker 1 (54:58):
That is, when we're in a public I I am
so quiet, you know, I mean, but.
Speaker 16 (55:03):
People ask my wife like, oh my god, you must
laugh all day and She's like, no, not really.
Speaker 2 (55:14):
And I get some people sometimes.
Speaker 16 (55:16):
And say, oh, you you're a little quiet, You're okay,
And I'm like, no, I'm good, you know so.
Speaker 2 (55:21):
But but but yeah.
Speaker 16 (55:22):
There's sometimes just like do you remember the Big Boy
and I were in the gym together and we were
so like we were all fair. Now at the least time,
I was in the gym too, but go ahead, we
were in.
Speaker 2 (55:31):
The gym together. He was on the bike and I
was just on the other side of the gym. And
because we let it all out we're on the air,
we just sot like gnawd at each other.
Speaker 6 (55:41):
Up.
Speaker 16 (55:41):
We know what it is, you know, and it's a
respectful nod to you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (55:46):
I just know like you do your thing. He's tired.
I do. I'm tired tired, you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 16 (55:51):
Somebody's like that's enough, Like, hey, I see here.
Speaker 2 (55:56):
I'm not going to try so much conversation. Love what
you do.
Speaker 16 (55:58):
How's the family? Everything's at the end one nine. That's
the universal nod. Dude, Oh I love you buddy. All right,
So big boys, comedy kings. What we got, Yes, sir man,
we are taking over Yama Vah. This is our first
time at Yama Vav. We're going to be inside, you know,
the Yama Viv Theater. We got a d L hugly
sage you to entertainer Paul Rodriguez, Eric Blake closing out
(56:19):
the night is Mario giving us some R and B.
Speaker 2 (56:21):
And we're just there to have a good time.
Speaker 5 (56:23):
Bro.
Speaker 16 (56:23):
This is my first time at Yama va. We are
doing extremely well, if I may say so. When it
comes to the tickets, I don't think we have anymore.
So family don't ask, but it's it's just going to
be a great night on Saturday night.
Speaker 14 (56:34):
Bro.
Speaker 2 (56:36):
I love the promo campaign, like the it looks like
a movie billboard, Big Boys, Comedy Kings.
Speaker 16 (56:42):
Yeah, man, And you know what it was. It was
one of those takes where I had everything to do
with it.
Speaker 2 (56:47):
I created it all myself.
Speaker 11 (56:49):
You know.
Speaker 16 (56:49):
I wanted to put the comedians in a certain place.
So you know, I don't have a team. I do
everything by myself. So this is what I created here.
Speaker 2 (56:56):
Hartly, I just saw somebody walk in with you to
put your headphones on your head like he's that. Wait,
hold on, you don't have a handphone guard. Well I
guess that I have one up? Yeah for memory? Could
thank you?
Speaker 8 (57:13):
Now?
Speaker 2 (57:13):
Wait, who is that? That's my guy Jose Man. We've
been together. Come on, Jose come here for second. Jose
over here. Okay, hold on for a second, hose Lord, can
you please hire him over here? Hey, buddy, good to
see you. Jose. Now, what what is your role? What
what do you have to do to in terms of
pampering Big Boy on a daily like he says, you
know just that water. I said, this is my guy.
(57:34):
This is like a friend. We went to high school together. Everything.
Speaker 16 (57:37):
Man, we've been through everything together, you know, before we
had kids, kids, marriage, just just just everything. Like that's
a guy that's been with me before radio and after radio.
Speaker 2 (57:47):
He probably be like, oh, well the run is over,
so I'm gone. Based on that heritage, you deserve a raids.
Let's get in on, ye man. Yes, yes, big raise,
raise your hand holds, give me right, Hey, if you
come adjust my air budd tep he could do that too.
Speaker 16 (58:08):
And he's a certified electric well not certified but electrician.
Speaker 2 (58:11):
Everything to it right now, you know what I'm saying.
You got to see him in person, Big Boy, all right,
Big Boys Comedy Kings Yah Bah Bah Theater Saturday night.
Just check at AXS dot com. See I there's some
tickets out. Yeah well good look. Well Merry Christmas, buddy,
love you. Merry Christmas to you as well, my brother,
God bless you, my friend. Thank you. Everyone appreciate you too.
Jose Take care, buddy,
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