119: Van Nuys DMV - 2 Star Review - Review That Review with Chelsey and Trey

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VOICEOVER (00:08):
Everybody's got an opinion.
Every Californian and Virginian.
It's so hard to tell whoto trust and who to ignore.
Someone's gotta settle the score.
Trey and Chelsey will help you choosewho's views win which ones lose.
Online haters are coming for you.

(00:31):
Baby, it's time to Review That Review.

CHELSEY DONN (00:36):
Hello,

TREY GERRALD (00:38):
Well, hi Chelsey and hello listeners.
Welcome to Review That Review.
We are the podcast that is dedicated to reviewing

reviews

that excited voice is Chelsey Donn

and that excited voice is Trey Gerrald.

And when our excited voices come together, we form

VOICEOVER (01:02):
The.

how exciting

I'm so excited.
Trey, you know what I'm most excited aboutto hear your Complaint Diva 'cause 'I.
Know that you've just been comingfrom quite A' situation in real time.
So 'I, don't know if youwanna complain about that.
Not leading the witness, but 'Iwanna give you the floor too.

VOICEOVER (01:26):
Lodge A' complaints.

All right, well, hello listeners.
Um, it has now been 65 minutessince, uh, ChelseyBD and 'I started recording today's episode for you all.
We had to be in A' live chat with technicalsupport for the company that we use to record.
None of this is interesting, but thisis on top of the fact that 'I was out of town visiting my nephews for their.

(01:49):
Birthdays four and two respectively, andmy husband and 'I had A' 5:00 PM flight.
So we got to the airport at threeand it kept getting delayed and delayed and delayed and delayed.
We were told, because therewas no captain for the plane.

Nightmare.

Okay?
And then it just got canceled outta nowhere.
Like it was delayed like six times.
Right?

so awful.

and, but 'I am so manic on my app, 'I saw that there was one more flight out in the evening.
So 'I quickly got us on really fast.
Like 'I 'I was even impressed with myself, butthat was like, you know, A' 9:00 PM flight.
Then that got delayed, delayed, delayed, delayedanother six times and they were telling us that there was like thunder outside and there was A' mechanical issue on the plane, but they couldn't open the jet bridge to let the mechanical workers onto the plane because it was dangerous.

(02:42):
So we like were delayed until like 10 30and then there were like good news, we're opening the jet bridge for maintenance.
ChelseyBD literally three minutes later.
Attention, bad news.
We've had to close the gate again.
Okay then.
At 12 midnight, they canceled that flight.
No more flights out.
Attention.
We are not rescheduling or rebookingany flights at this terminal.

(03:04):
You must go to the customer assistance,which is directly behind you.
They had three agents.
The line was like eight gates long.

my God.

so it was crazy.
So 'I was gonna Lodge this Complaintabout airlines just canceling flights, and there's no concern for helping.

Did you end up waiting in that line, or did you just call, like what did you do at that point?

Well, at this point it's like midnight, right?
And 'I was like, why do wehave to wait in the line?
Like I'll literally call.
So David waited in the line, 'I walkedto another terminal, and 'I found another terminal that had one singular agent.
And that line was even longer because 'Iguess there was A' tornado that was due and.

(03:48):
Charlotte at four 30 in the morning and it wasdrizzling and we did see sporadic lightning.
But 'I do know that planes can flyabove lightning, but 'I understand that is like A' little risky.
But apparently every flightin Charlotte was canceled.
So

You felt like Miranda Priestly.

mean 'I was sent, 'I sent you that gift,

Prada?
Yes.

Yeah.
'I.
So 'I was sending it to

gotta be something going out.
Can 'I airlift her out of there?

but like, it's just maddening.
We were literally at the airportfor nine hours and like 'I.
To have two flights canceled and thenbecause it was quote unquote weather like they didn't offer us any voucher, any points back, any hotel, like they, it was just like the next flight 'I can get you

so if it's weather, they don't have to offer you anything.

Right, but 'I was literally like, okay, the first one was because you didn't have A' captain.
The second one was becauseof maintenance on the plane.
So what do you mean weather?
They're like, well, all flights out ofCharlotte are canceled due to the thunderstorm.
'I was like, well, that's not what 'I was told.
So it's not the weather.
So that was just very shady.
'I know 'I could talk about this forever,and everyone has these horror stories when it comes to flying and traveling and you know, it really just does go to show like 'I.

(04:57):
Very much take for granted.
Like we just hop on A' planeand go where we wanna go.
And like the plane scenario is only anissue when it's A' Complaint to Lodge because otherwise like it's just so commonplace as like A' form of travel.
'I don't even consider it, but it is

that being said, 'I feel like it's been getting to be more and more of A' shit show as of late, like 'I have to take the first flight out because 'I just don't trust it.
Otherwise, like that's my thing.
It's like it's annoying 'cause 'I haveto get up at like 2:00 AM but I'll do it.

Right.
And we did get, thankfully 'I was, we wereable to sleep at my sister's house, but then because everyone at the Charlotte airport was stranded, all of the Ubers and Lyfts and the local taxi companies were at capacity.
So it was like the apps just kept saying,unavailable, unavailable, unavailable.
So then we had to get like A'lock, super expensive lift.

(05:51):
'cause no one was trying to bookthe, you know, it was like, so, Bad.
Anyway.
'I don't wanna harp on it,but then here we are 'I.
Think maybe is Mercury in retrograde 'I?
Don't know what that means, but like we literallyjust spent 65 minutes ChelseyBD and 'I trying to record this because we keep having this technical issue with this program that we pay money for.

Everything is delayed.
Everything is without compensation.
Life

you, you wanna know what 'I don't wanna delay any longer?
Is this online review that youhave brought in because 'I don't want to talk about travel anymore.
I'm so sick of

Okay, 'I,

Um, if any of our listeners work for airlines, please call in and give me the tea.
Like just share anything that might be usefulwhen we're in this conversation and, and these emotions and feelings 'cause it's insanity.
Okay.

'I do know that the flight attendants don't get paid until the doors are closed on the plane.

were A'.
Lot of flight attendants like sitting witheveryone, which 'I found to very interesting.

Yeah.

Well, ChelseyBD, should we do this show?
Let's do it.

Let's do it.

VOICEOVER (06:58):
Review, That, Review.

As you know, we are your trustee, Review Queen.
So we bring in reviews from the internetthat we feel need to be inspected.

We read you the review, then we break it down and rate the impact of that review on A' scale from zero to five crowns.
Now this is A' very regal process that we call

VOICEOVER (07:21):
Assess, That, Kvetch.

So ChelseyBD 'I must ask, what deliciousness are you inserting deep into our ear holes today?

That

wrote that into the script while 'I was sitting on hour seven at the airport yesterday.
So 'I tried to write the grossest segue possible.

That was, yeah, that was something.
So speaking of long lines andwaiting forever at places.

Mm-hmm.

You know, there are certain places where we feel like this is sort of inevitable.
One of those places is

A' Stadium.

the D M V.

Oh my God.
I've looked up DMVs before.
Okay.
Tell me,

So this review is from Yelp.
It's A' two star review of the Van Nuys, D M b.

Can you spell Van Nuys?

Sure Van, like v A', N van.
And then second word, NS, n u y s.

D M V is Department of Motor Vehicles Perfect

That's right.
So this review is written by,you know, an elite reviewer.
'cause you know, 'I love thoseelites named Kari with A'.
K,
K A' R, 'I e,
last name f.

I've never seen Carrie spelled this way.
'I.

'I.
Don't think 'I have either.
'I usually see it like Kerry.
Like Kerry from Sex in the city.
Yeah.
Or even maybe like A'.
Yeah, 'I was gonna say even A'.
K E R R Y.
Like yeah, but Kerry, well, although'I, Kerry and Kerry are different, but that's neither here nor there.
This review is written by Kerry F.
So should we jump in?

'I.
Can't wait.
Carrie, what you got for us

What you got, Carrie?
Here we go.
This D M V is probably the oldest in thevalley and is in desperate need of upgrades.
They do A', fair job of corrallingpeople, but it's in need of more seating.
Thank God.
The wait after receiving A' numberin the first line was only an hour.

(09:27):
'I went, yeah.
'I went without an appointment toregister my car, which 'I forgot to do.
'I was two days past my due date, never again.
They also have A' machine for registrationrenewal, but you can't be past your due date standing room only packed in like sardines and prisoner to all of the smelly people needing baths.

No.

Because getting A' seat is like owning A' Bitcoin.
You don't wanna get up everuntil your number is called.
Did 'I mention they have only two screens andyou can barely hear the numbers being called.
It's A' pretty stressful situation.
So having sat for an hour before my numberwas called and just finishing my coffee before getting there, 'I had to pee so

(10:26):
bad.
'I.

oh no.

O M G, the restroom was one of the most disgusting I've encountered in A'.
Long time urine everywhere onthe floor, the fumes were vile.
Felt like 'I was standing in an Andy Gump

what?

'I am tempted to call OSHA on them.
No excuses for this when theyare literally raping us in fees.
Isn't this A' state run facility, all thebillions you generate and you can't afford, A', janitor, or proper amounts of seating space?

(11:16):
Question mark.
This place needs to be shut down and remodeled.
Two stars.
Are for the nice employees.

Wow.

Everyone was pleasant that 'I encountered.
Please, please make an appointment and don'tcome here without A' mask and hand sanitizer and don't bring anyone handicapped.dot, dot space.
They cannot accommodate if you need to sit.

(11:52):
And then they did includetwo photos of the bathroom.
'I can share my screen, although 'I, I'm afraidto do so, but 'I will, I'm gonna zoom in here.
Definitely doesn't look good.
Is really giving, like kind of no offense to gasstations, but like gas station bathroom vibes.
Looks very dirty.

Yeah, but 'I don't, 'I can't distinguish what's going on with the sink.
Why is the sink

'I.
Think the sink is just like dirt, likeit's just like dirt, like all around it.
And like chipping or something?

It is interesting.
This faucet here is like an old timey, like singlespigot, but you can see two little metal plates on either side of the spigot where you would traditionally have A' hot and A' cold faucet.

Oh, good observation.
Yeah.

Then 'I do wanna just point out for anyone that's not on our Patreon and seeing the video here, the image, like it does look like gross black grout, an old gross toilet that's jutting out with like the piping, the metal piping exposed, and there is like A' littering of toilet paper everywhere.
To be honest with you, 'I thought 'I would seepuddles of pee based on the descriptive narrative

(13:06):
'CHELSEY DONN: I.
can't!, imagine the pee because of the waythat the toilet paper is sticking to the floor.
'I mean it isn't.
Yeah.
You can see like you wouldn't be able to pickup some of this toilet paper with one go.
It would like disintegrate.
But I'm gonna say something weird here.
This isn't that offensive to me.
This looks like A', very standard men's bathroom

Interesting comment on the men's versus women's, but should we talk about Carrie?

Okay.
Yeah, so 'I 'I had one of those, like, youknow, like when you're in A' movie theater and you're in the like reclining seats and then the person behind you like grabs on the back and you start swooshing back with them and then they get up and then you like are ejected.
'I had that moment when Carrie wascomplimenting the pleasant employees, which 'I did not expect to hear in A' D M V

Yeah.

But then that only is worthy of two stars.
Now, 'I get that.
They were, their comment was the,the whole review gets two stars only because they had pleasant employees.
But I'm just saying, 'Iwas like, oh, 'I love that.
They're ending with this positivething about the personnel.
And then 'I was like, wait, I'm reallyconfused on the thesis here from Carrie.

(14:17):
Is that.
'I, this needs to be remodeled.
Like it's such A' funny, like it'ssuch A' funny, find ChelseyBD.
'cause it's like such A' weird, specificlike gripe, like 'I understand that it's like dirty, but it's like the amount of times they talk about this is the.
Oldest in the valley, what's going on?

(14:38):
The screens are too little and you,there's only two you can't hear.
It's like there's not enough seating.
People pee.
There's vile, I'm gonna call osha, which'I think OSHA is only when you're employed, you can't be A' customer and call osha.

'I did look it up.
'I did

Yeah.
And then they end with like,this needs to be remodeled.

But maybe like the OSHA was like they're standing up for the employees that work there that they need to like even be in this sort

Sure.
Right.

environment, right?

Also when Carrie first introduces this whole, like 'I finished my coffee, and then 'I had to pee.
'I was like, oh my God.
The terror of like leaving the waiting roomto go pee, and then your number gets called.
But that isn't even where Carrie was going.
Carrie then went into thenightmare of the vile smells

Yeah, well 'I think it and also, but Carrie was saying like they didn't even, it's 'I think the bathroom situation happened at the end because they didn't want to get up from their
seat.
Because once you have A' seat, it's likeif you get up, like there's A' million people in line waiting for that seat.

and then 'I 'I think 'I might just be like too, not in the loop, but like 'I did not understand the Bitcoin analogy.
'I.

Okay, so the Bitcoin analogy, 'I feel like has it, this is over two years old, so this is post pandemic.
You know, it's so to have A'whole Bitcoin is worth A'.
Lot of money,

So to have A' seat at the D M V is worth A'.
Lot of money.
'cause they don't have enough seats.
Okay, sure.

Or was Donn.
Don't know what's happening with cryptothese days, but 'I do remember that, like at least A' couple years ago,

yeah, yeah.

the value was very

know what 'I think the most glaring dropping of the ball when we talk about value, impact, deal breaker, typical common.
The biggest offense here, Carrie doesnot tell us what time of day or which

Ooh,

week they went, because if you really want to be making A' point, that will help other people tell me that you came at 3:00 PM on A' Tuesday.

mean yes to just devil's advocate that A' little bit in terms of the takeaway value for me.
Carrie's not really complaining about the weight.
They're almost blaming themselves.
They're saying, make anappointment because 'I didn't.
And 'I had to wait an hour after waiting in line,which honestly was not even as bad as 'I thought.

(16:57):
So carrie's major Complaint here, contraryto most people's Complaint when they go to the D M V, which is the weight, right?
It's always about the weight.

And the attitude

And the attitude that comes with the weight carrie's not even complaining about that.
If anything carrie's saying like, the weightis sort of on me because 'I didn't have an appointment, so I'm definitely gonna say, make an appointment because you don't wanna have to spend any more time in this environment.

A'.
Good point.
ChelseyBD.
'cause they even sort of saylike, 'I only had to wait an hour.
Like, which is remarkable.

Right 'I.
Think Carrie was like 'I went to the D MV 'I, understood 'I was gonna be waiting.
'I wasn't in A' Rush.
Even the hour wait, whatever itwas, was less than 'I anticipated.
That's not even my problem.
My problem is that
it's gross.
And there was some queenly information,like if your registration wasn't expired and you went there, then she could have just

(17:51):
gone to the machine and been done.
But it was like her own faultthat she won't ever do that again.

Yeah.
'I was curious, like, how doyou forget to do that, Carrie?
But whatever

'I mean it happens.
'I like 'I.
'I wanna validate that.
'cause 'I feel like, it's like you lose that pieceof mail or you just like, it slips your mind.

So like 'I, do think that this is seeping in unique value

Yeah.
'TREY GERRALD: I roll my eyes when 'I think about A' D M V review and this
Right,

like 'I.
Doesn't even approach it.
'I mean 'I even was inferring itand you just reminded me that wasn't even prevalent in this review.
Like, so it really is unique.
This might be like the most unique approachto A' subject matter that's ever been brought in in the history of the show.
So that's like so exciting.
But 'I also, we do have to sort oftackle this little dropping that Carrie.

(18:40):
Throws in towards the ending here.
And before we talk about the R word,'I, do wanna talk about the fees?
Because 'I think it's interesting to bringup the conversation about fees and then talk about how this is A' state run institution.
And like if we're paying all thesefees, why is there p on the floor?
Why is it not large enough toaccommodate the people in this county?
Like why are there not enough screens?

(19:01):
Like why aren't there seats?
Like, what's going on?

By the way, do you know what Andy Gump was?

No.
Is that someone from Forrest Gump?

'I.
That's what 'I thought atfirst, but 'I just looked it up.
So Andy Gump is like A' Porter Potty.

Oh,

It's A' Porter potty company.

uh, is that like local to Van Nuys or something?

don't know.
'I wouldn't have not known it if'I hadn't looked it up, but that doesn't mean that other people won't.

Did they capitalize it?

Yes.

Okay.
Interesting.

is Andy Gump, portable restrooms and luxury trailers.
So maybe it's like A' industry thing.
'I don't really know, but

All right.
And then obviously 'I think that they,you know, say the R word, which is sort of like unnecessary and like 'I.
Don't think it's excusable.
If this was written two years ago,like 'I think we all know, especially after the Me Too move movement.
Like we

not to just throw that around.

when we're talking about fees, but Donn don't know that it really dings anything for

'I know 'I mean.
It was A'.
Little bit like surprising when it happened.
'I think like it.
It just like didn't really feellike it was really necessary.
It definitely took the review into A'.
Angry turn,
'I.
That like we weren't really feeling before that.
Like before that we were just feelinglike, I'm gonna tell you the way it is.
Like this is gross.

(20:18):
Do this, this, and this to avoid it.
And then when we went there and thenwe went to the OSHA and then our Word us, it definitely took it to A'.
More angered place, 'I.

'I.
Agree.
Do you now, were you entertained, is therehumor here aside from this one sentence here?

'I was entertained, 'I, think for similar reasons to what you're bringing up.
Just because like 'I was expecting when'I was going through D M V reviews to constantly be getting A', certain amount of complaining about the employees and A', certain amount of complaining about the other people that were there beyond just the smell factor, which 'I didn't really like mind.

(20:57):
I'm sure it is smelly, but 'Idon't think that they, you know 'I.
Don't know 'I.
Just it.
It was entertaining in that it stood out
amongst the other reviews for me.

and it defied my expectation, which is sort of interesting and exciting.

Yeah.
And 'I think that Carrie knowsthe assignment as an elite.

That's right.
Spelling, A' grammar is good for the most

Yeah.
Yeah.

then truthful, shady

'I mean?
What are they being shady about?
Just like this, the location itselfand like the bad bathroom 'I, mean 'I.
Don't really think that's shady.
'I think
they did

you're right.

A' compliment sandwich, you know, well, they didn't really sandwich it, but they, they threw A' compliment in there for the employees.
So 'I don't think that maybe it's like inanimateobject building, but 'I don't think they're being shady to like the people that work there.

'I think 'I.
Can crown carry?
How do you feel?

'I think 'I can crown.
Carrie, should
we

right, let's do it.
Yeah.
So ChelseyBD and 'I each have our own setof zero to five crown cards and an effort to be fair and not influence one another.
We will simultaneously reveal our rating.

VOICEOVER (22:02):
The Queens are Tabulating.
Go to school.

Okay, the Queens are unanimous.
Four and A' half crowns.
Four.
And A' half crowns.
Trey, you go first.
Why four?
And A' half crowns for Carrie F.

You know, this is 'I 'I.
Almost wanna say five, like 'Ialmost wanna make this A', Review.
Queen 'I.
Think the raping and fees is like A' little.
It's just so like you, you could have saidthat with so many other vocabulary words.
'I.
That it, like 'I just sort of feel like,eh, and I'm not, you know, 'I, just 'I feel like it's A' little unnecessary and they really like stuck the landing.

(22:43):
And so in many other places and 'Ilove that they included photos and 'I.
'I four and A' half.
'cause 'I think it really, as 'I said it, 'I.
It's such A' unique perspective.
It really is not what 'I thoughtwe would be talking about today.
And it's really funny and 'I appreciate thatthey really ying and yanged, they really talk about how pleasant the personnel was.
Which, you know, again, defying expectation,spelling, grammar was, was solid.

(23:07):
It is sort of like enlisting in methat bring A' little portable stool and like make sure 'I have like.
Sanitation gloves and theyeven say, bring A' mask.
Like, be prepared to walk intolike A' 1970s government building, uh, that needs to be remodeled.
Yeah.
So that's why 'I said four and A' half,nearly, nearly Review Queen for me.

(23:28):
ChelseyBD, why did you say four and A'?
Half 'I?

'I said four and A' half.
'cause 'I feel like there's A'.
Lot of queenly information here.
'I learned that 'I could use A' machine,uh, in the D M V if 'I needed to 'I know exactly what I'm stepping into in terms of expectation and why 'I need to make an appointment and all of those things.
And 'I think Carrie did A'.
Really good job of communicatingall that in A' clear way.
So that was why 'I went withfour and A' Half Crowns.

(23:51):
'I took off A' Half Crownalso because of the R comment.
Thought was A'.
Little bit intense.
The OSHA.
Maybe was A' joke in there,but 'I didn't really get it.
A'.
Hundred percent.
And 'I really love my review Queensto have that extra element of humor or captivating ness, if that's A' word.
So that was why 'I went with four andA' half, but nearly A', Review, Queen.

(24:12):
And really good job Carrie and 'I.
Don't think I'll be going to the Van NuysD M V anytime soon, if 'I can avoid it.

Yeah, 'I heard.
All right, well good job ChelseyBD.
That was

Thanks.
Yeah,
'TREY GERRALD: I.
Love A'.
Random two star.
'cause you never know what you're gonna get.
Right, exactly.
Two stars are, are not as, not very common.
So always excited to find one.
And with that excitement in mind, Trey'I, think we've officially reached the most regal portion of our show.
'I would love to know who you are inducting for.

VOICEOVER (24:44):
My Royal line is,

All right, so I'm really proud of myself for this.
So 'I in all of my travel upset, themost remarkable, amazing experience.
Finally happened and 'I know that 'I havepreviously complained about this on the show.
ChelseyBD 'I had my very first experience doingmobile app ordering of Starbucks at an airport 'I.

Wow.

At Newark Liberty International in good old New Jersey, this brand new terminal that just opened, they have A' Giant Starbucks that's literally in the very center, and they accept mobile ordering ChelseyBD.

That's so cool.

'I literally was in and out in less than four minutes.
'I have never had A' more pleasant coffeeexperience, and 'I will tell you it was bustling.
Like the roped off stanchions was completely full.
Three.
Swivel S'S through.
So it's not that they like were slowand 'I was the only one ordering 'I literally saw that it was actually

so

A' mobile order.
They had so many people working in the back,'I could not believe it because they never have mobile ordering as an option at airports.
So I'm hoping that this is A' signthat like the world is shifting and moving forward and that other.

great.

Airports will start doing this.
Have you ever mobile ordered at an airport?

Never, and that would be such A', 'I.
Don't even go to Starbucks at an airportbecause I'm immediately intimidated by the line and I'm like, you know what?
Everyone else in that lineneeds Starbucks more than 'I do.
Like, I'm not even gonna get
into that fight.
It's not even worth it.

it was so remarkable.
And whoever, like 'I,

'I am literally gonna do that the next time 'I go to Newark.
I'm gonna see if 'I can do mobileordering from the one in my terminal.

God.
It was such A' game change.
It was so slick and fast.
And imagine if 'I had been at thatterminal instead of the Charlotte terminal.
And 'I could have ordered 'I.
Could have perused before 'Ieven got up outta my seat.

you would've gotten yourself like A' cake pop just to like reward yourself for dealing with the hell of the airport experience.
Oh

mean such, A' 'I know it's such A'.
Silly, silly thing.
But you know, 'I do operate with Starbucksand Dunking Donuts by doing mobile ordering like in my normal daily life.
So the fact that it's never turned on as an optionat airports has always been very frustrating, and it actually exists now in this new terminal.
So of course, 'I like immediately.

(27:23):
Pulled out my phone and wrote it in my notes appto induct this because whoever is responsible for this decision at this new terminal at Newark Liberty International Airport, you, you are definitely My Royal, Highness.
You deserve all of the accolades.
You are truly A', Queen, 'I.
I'm like, 'I.
Literally had my coffee inmy hand within four minutes.
It was the most epic experience ever.

(27:46):
Little did 'I know 'I was walking into A'true nightmare on the other side of that trip.
But regardless where in the happy time now.
So ugh, mobile ordering at airports.
Get into it everyone.
You're My, Royal, Highness.

Yes, this is so funny.
Rebe, you'll say Next week when 'I have myinduction, it's sort of similar, which is
just the way that we operate, but'I am so happy that that worked out.
At least one leg of your flightwas was somewhat enjoyable,

exactly.

but that really does take us full circle, so
thanks for that induction.

Well, thank

was great.

Thank you for receiving that induction 'I.

Always.

Thank you Queens for receiving it as well and being here with us for another episode that is another round on the r ru A' R Q Ferris Wheel of osha.
That vile smell is litter in mytoilet paper in the bathroom.
Oh, pee You.

OSHA ona.
No, that doesn't really work.
But sure.
Thank you for joining us today, 'I.
Love you guys.
If you like what you heard, pleaseshare the show with A' Friend.

If you didn't like what you heard, 'I hate you guys, and please share the show with an enemy.
Now on this week's after show, pod, ChelseyBDand 'I are gonna be rating and reviewing

Oh no.

A' one star Yelp review

Okay.

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The show kind of like was brought to you by coffee when you think about it, that's like A' thread.

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'I feel like D M V should have coffee makers.
Yeah.

'I.
Think so too.
That would be nice.
It'd be nice if really they had anythingto make the experience more enjoyable.

Although, I'll tell you, when all of this was happening at the airport, it is really scary when chaos starts happening and people start screaming and like demanding, like,

And people are their worst selves at the airport.
'I.

'I the dmv, like 'I can imagine if there was just A' hot coffee, like someone could be scald.

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