The Return of Fort Worth's Funky Panther

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Chad (00:17):
Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the Chocolate.

Tim (00:19):
Starfish Lance, I'll be like I gotta stop, I'm going to
too much stuff.

Javier (00:23):
I will say I have breaking news.
I just remembered aboutbreaking news and it's gonna.
Honestly, I think this newsthat I just saw is gonna
probably blow you guys away.
Shrek 5 comes out 2026.
Shrek 5 has been announced.
You piece of shit.

(00:43):
The old cast is back.
Crazy, I got some pink.

Chad (00:47):
I got some pink in this bitch Dude.
Sarah's got so fucking tan.
She keeps getting so tan and itpisses me off.
She looks great.

Javier (00:53):
It's because she's got that Arab in her.
It's Pakistan, pakistani.

Chad (00:59):
Fuck.

Javier (00:59):
It's Arab, it's not.
It's not, not at all.

Chad (01:03):
You racist fuck.

Javier (01:04):
I said Arab, I didn't say Iraq.
It doesn't matter, you're stillwrong, it's.

Chad (01:08):
Asian.

Tim (01:09):
Right, oh yeah, it is.

Javier (01:10):
Asian?
It is yeah, but so is.

Chad (01:11):
I mean all of those are really all.
Middle East is basically Asian.

Javier (01:18):
I didn't say Saudi.

Chad (01:19):
I was looking at that, but I was like anxiety stress
crippling, depression, yeah,crippling.
I don't know.
I heard that he took you to.
Jack in the Box is that right,so okay just this is episode 178
.
178.
Alright, I think, if Tim'sready oh wow, I just opened it.

Javier (01:39):
It smells like get in here.

Chad (01:41):
we gotta start the show.
We gotta start the show.
We gotta start the show.
Oh, hello everyone, and welcometo the Funky Panther Coming to
you from Fort Worth Texas, aftera one month hiatus.

(02:02):
Ya boys are back here forepisode 178.
We have got a hell of a showfor you.
What do you like about corn?
It's cold.
Did you mean to do that?

Javier (02:15):
Yeah.

Chad (02:15):
We obviously don't know what the fuck we're doing.
We're learning again, so sitback, relax, enjoy, let's get
into it.
I'm Chad.
I'm.

Javier (02:22):
Javier and I'm Chad, I'm Javier and I'm Tim, and we are
the Funky.

Chad (02:27):
Panther, why are you pointing there and not the
camera?
The camera's there, my dude noyou're pointing at yourself on
the screen you're ridiculous.
I love you, I love you, sowe've been gone for a month now.
It's been a hot minute, butwe're back yes, man one month.

Tim (02:45):
One month has been with you .
I need to get that drop.

Chad (02:47):
Yeah, you do for sure.
The last time you heard from us, we had Johnny on the show and
then we had Kevin on the showand then we had our event over
at Panther Island Brewing.
We did.
Man.
Shout out to everybody thatcame out.
We packed that hoe out againlike we did last year, and shout
out to Panther Island BrewingEverything, all the wristbands

(03:10):
that everyone paid for, half ofthose went straight to Saving
Hope.
People brought really a lot ofpet stuff and donations.

Tim (03:16):
There was like 20 dogs there there was a ton of dogs.
There were so many dogs.

Chad (03:19):
Beautiful dogs.
Yeah, it was really phenomenal.
It was such a fun event, dogs,yeah, it was really phenomenal,
it was such a fun event.
Uh, and shout out to sydney, ofcourse, for always helping and
putting everything together and,uh, making life easy for us
that's what we're here for youwere.
You were the bombcom, that'sright people say that.

Javier (03:33):
Is that a thing that people say anymore it was a
thing.
I'm hippity, hoppity oh, I sawblood in blood out today, like
for the first time in like 30years, oh I was like thought you
were going to say for the firsttime ever, but I don't think
I've ever seen it.
Lance, that's bad.

Tim (03:47):
I got Lance watching that Really yeah he finally watched
it and he was like he fuckingloves it.
I was like all right, well, yougot to watch American Meat.
I will say yeah, American Meat.

Javier (03:59):
And see what you think better movie I think so too
american me I didn't like theend of american me well,
american meat actually.

Tim (04:06):
Uh, it refers to like real people that were in the mexican
mafia yeah, yeah, and it becamereal meat.

Javier (04:12):
Nearly got the director killed really yeah, well, I mean
the same with uh um blood in,blood out.

Tim (04:18):
It was uh like true stories from the poet right, but they
didn't use actual names andstuff like that, whereas
American Me did.

Javier (04:26):
They did say there was a truce among the gangs in East
Los for them to film the moviethere, so that was pretty cool.

Chad (04:34):
That happened with that Netflix series too.
Right, they sent out somepeople to check out the area
production or something likethat.

Javier (04:41):
And they killed a guy.
Yeah, it's Narcos.
Yeah, that's right.

Tim (04:44):
Speaking of things like that, where there was a truce I
mean, that happened withKendrick Lamar on stage.
Oh, fuck, yeah, it did happenwhich we haven't had a chance to
talk about, holy shit.

Javier (04:52):
I didn't even watch the fucking thing.
Holy shit, Wait what?

Tim (05:09):
Yeah, I yeah, and he brought out like, and it wasn't
just that, he brought out bloodsand crips.
So if you don't know much aboutgang life, they have bloods but
they have different sex.

Chad (05:13):
Not sex, but sex, s-e-c-t or whatever right um lgbtq.
Some of them are purple, someof them are pink, some of them
are red.

Tim (05:16):
Sure, okay but they have, uh, different, different
versions of bloods, yeah, andthey don't all get along.
You would think, think theywould, but they don't.
They're rival gangs within theBloods, they're rival gangs
within the Crips and theybrought all that together,
basically to say fuck you toDrake.
Wow.

Javier (05:33):
And also some people who played with Toronto showed up
and they were even in the newmusic video, for that's wild,
not like us, yeah dude that.

Chad (05:48):
That uh, uh.
What was it?
The mexican version or whatever?
Like the?
That was fucking fire yeah,yeah he did that on stage
somewhere right like in la orsomething like that compton
represent.

Tim (05:59):
Yeah, yeah, like it, dude, it was fucking wild.
Yeah, you know, I'm just to saylike Kendrick's from the
streets.
Drake is not.

Javier (06:07):
Oh no, that's for sure, that was never a question.
He was on Degrassi.
I mean, come on, yeah, youdon't.

Tim (06:12):
Yeah, but it was like.
So you know what the whole, youknow why there's this whole
beef, like realistically,between the rappers yeah, drake,
I mean yeah because?
Well, no, I guess not, becausewhy don't you inform me?
Kendrick, from what Iunderstand, believes that drake
isn't, he's not representinghimself as from the streets or

(06:33):
whatever, but he's doing tohip-hop what shouldn't be done
to hip-hop like.
Hip-hop is for the streets,hip-hop is for that, those,
those people right.
And drake is guy from, he's anepo type baby, comes from a
nice house and all that stuffand he's taking hip hop by storm
, which is taking away that kindof credibility.

Chad (06:54):
I get it.
I think that there's a placefor everything, though.
I mean, what do you think,Javier?

Javier (06:57):
I mean, I think, look, I get it to a point.
But I mean, look, there aresome songs from drake I like.
There's trick albums that Ilike, you know, and I like bling
, I still hotline bling, I stilllisten there's some that I
don't like worse behavior.
Like I love listening to worsebehavior.
Yeah, I've never been a drakefan, but like, if I'm being

(07:22):
perfectly honest, I've neverliked her and I will say this
like whenever started from thebottom came out, I was like no
bitch, I think I made a vinefrom it.
So I was like started from thebottom, motherfucker, you were
in degrassi, like you were afucking actor, right like bro,
you were jimmy brooks.

Tim (07:33):
That'd be like a childish saying he started from the
bottom.

Chad (07:36):
He tries, though he's like man, I going across the border,
my cavalier and shit, like themlike.
So what?
All right, so what, you were ateenager.

Javier (07:43):
Yeah.

Chad (07:43):
You know what I mean.
Yeah, I agree with that.
I do think that he's aphenomenal musician and
performer and he does reallywell on making really like a
fuck ton of money.
Yeah, you can't hate him forthat?
No, you can't hate him for that.
I mean he is getting the bagfor sure.
Now I do agree that Kendrick isdoing it more realistic.

Javier (08:07):
To what hip-hop has been in the past.
Right, yeah, historically, butyeah, I mean even, uh, it's cool
because the video for not likeus dropped the same day as the
white party, the july 4th.
White party oh yeah, he did onpurpose, yeah and in the end of
the video kendrick was all inwhite and then he like kind of
waved at the fucking camera.
I thought that was prettyfucking cool.
Yeah, but I think he was reallysurgical with the way he rapped

(08:31):
compared to what Drake did.
I mean, Drake, look it wasgreat.
It was great for music, I think, and as long as nothing's
violent, I mean whatever, it'show I feel.

Tim (08:41):
Right.

Javier (08:41):
I feel about that.
It is what it is.
So, like J Cole pulled he, heput out a distract, you know,
whenever all this stuff washappening.
And then like during uh,dreamville.

Tim (08:52):
J Colton, j Colton, he came out with a.
When was this?

Javier (08:55):
This was like two months ago.

Tim (08:56):
Okay.
And when he said the line withJ Cole and Drake saying it was J
Cole, drake and Kendrick wasthe big three he was like fuck
the big three.

Javier (09:08):
Inward.
It's just big me.

Tim (09:10):
Right, yeah.

Javier (09:11):
And so, like J Cole came out with something and people
were like bro, we need to sitback, bro, chill out.

Tim (09:18):
You can just fucking chill.
Just wait for Kendrick to.

Javier (09:20):
He's like this is not about you, even though you hear
something that it kind of is,but it's not.
Just sit back, chill.
And which we talked about, theDrake video or J Cole trying to
buy Tesla.

Tim (09:31):
Yeah, dude, that's fucking crazy, that story is.

Javier (09:36):
But you know, at Dreamville Fest he was like, hey
, like he apologized.
Essentially he's like look, Ihaven't been sleeping, like
something's been eating at me.
It's about this.
You know me putting that trackout, I shouldn't have.
You know, I apologize to my bigbro.
Like you know, it's not likethat.
I got a lot of love for you,but he was smart to kind of like
bow out of that, bow out ofthat, like it's completely

(09:58):
different from what you knowwhat happened, because it was
all like it was a murder shit.

Tim (10:02):
Like fucking surgical, like getting in your guts, Like
fucking taking you Like mmm, mmm, See, I like this kind of hip
hop beef Other than like opposedto like the hip hop beef where
they just go kill each other.

Javier (10:15):
Oh yeah, so this is the better way to do it, right?

Tim (10:18):
Right, because that way we can still have people around.
Although it was getting kind ofwild, I thought there was going
to be murder.

Javier (10:25):
Dude, I was.
I mean, look who you got inToronto Like.
I saw a video the other day ofRick Ross getting jumped by.
They said it was OVO goons.
I'm like OVO goons, thatdoesn't exist.
Ovo goons.

Tim (10:38):
I heard a story recently that said MC Hammer was a
fucking like force to bereckoned with when it came to
like the fucking.

Javier (10:46):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fucking gangs Hammer, don'thurt him Bro.
Yeah, like with Third Strike.

Tim (10:52):
Yeah, so they released basically a diss track and said
some shit about like Hammer'sfamily.

Javier (10:57):
Third base, third base, third base, yeah, third base,
yeah.

Tim (10:59):
Said something about Hammer's family and people were
like don't, you, don't do that.
And they're like just MC Hammer, like no, that's the hammer.
And and literally they had ahit out for him.

Javier (11:12):
Like you come to California hey, you thought
you're coming over here.

Tim (11:15):
La right, whoo well don't, yeah, don't come over here.
Fucking MC, mc Hammer.
That's wild.
Who?
Who is now like a reverend Doeschurch?

Chad (11:26):
shit, it's still hammer.
Does he still wear the pants?

Tim (11:28):
It's still hammer, I don't think he wears the pants anymore
.
That's unfortunate, dude,that's unfortunate Hammer.

Chad (11:33):
Don't hurt him.
So we've been talking a lot.
If you didn't already listen tothe first 30 on YouTube or
watch us or hang out with us,which a lot of people on the
chat here did, you missed out.
You missed out.

Javier (11:43):
It was great the first 30, I think, in my opinion, one
of the best first 30 is the oneof the best first 30.

Tim (11:49):
Very nice time.
Oh you got a month off.
You got a lot to talk about.

Chad (11:52):
We had a lot to talk about .
We could have gotten another 30in the first 30, right, but you
Make sure you follow.
Subscribe to our YouTubechannel, check out the First
Dirty.
That's the only place you'llfind it, but we're glad that
you're listening to us, watchingus.
However, you're finding us.
Thank you, we appreciate it.

Tim (12:10):
Sometimes I wonder if people just assume, like okay,
whenever I was a kid and therewas a band that was like
Metallica, I just assumed theyall lived together.

Javier (12:20):
Why.

Tim (12:21):
I don't know, I figured.
I figured they're in a band,they live together, they make
music together, they worktogether.
It's a whole thing, right, yeah?
So I wonder if those listeningthink that about us.
I do know that we had gueststhat came in here and thought
that we all lived together.

Chad (12:32):
Really oh yeah.
At what age do you stop livingwith your friends, though?

Tim (12:38):
I don't think at any age really you can, Really you could
always live with your friends.

Chad (12:41):
We lived with Danny for like five years.
Yeah, danny and I had the hellof a party house.

Tim (12:52):
I mean, I think if we were, if we had to go get married to
Courtney and buy a house andfucking ruin our lives If we had
a big, if we had a big enoughhouse, if we had a big enough
house or big enough areaproperty property.

Chad (13:01):
Yeah, we'd be more of a hang on.

Tim (13:03):
Let's say say one house, yeah, but it's a compound house,
okay.
So you got, I got, you got the.
You got the west wing, you gotthe east wing, you got the
central wing.

Chad (13:13):
I don't like where this is going, because I feel like this
house Is just going to looklike a big We'll say plus sign.
Is that what this house Isgoing to look like?
Because I don care for that.

Tim (13:20):
I don't know I'm just, I'm just spitballing here maybe it
looks like a big w I don't know.
Okay, so you got.
Like the central area, you gotlike three areas that come off
of it okay, but I mean, youcould, you could do something
like that where it's like youknow, let's just say
hypothetically it's like a 10000 square foot area.
Okay, we each get a fewthousand square feet of our own
space right now we don't have tosee each other.
If we don't want to, you will,though, but then we can see each

(13:41):
other.

Chad (13:42):
If we want to, we're gonna have five kitchens in one home,
like that's just unrealistic,that's you might as well have
one central kitchen.
A bunch of homes in closeproximity.

Javier (13:50):
That's true too can I, can I get back to, to the drake
thing, real quick, yeah, yeah,get back to it real quick, it's
not gonna take long drake curse.
We didn't talk about this, wewere gone dallas mavericks lost
the finals.
Drake put a bet on the dallasmavericks lost the NBA Finals.
Drake put a bet on the DallasMavericks.
He thought we were going to win.
We lost.
Categorized pickup.
Today was signing day, mediaday for Klay Thompson.

(14:12):
It's a new Dallas MaverickProps Great stuff.

Tim (14:15):
He came from Golden State Warriors.

Javier (14:17):
Yeah, I will say this, and this is another thing to go
on along with the Drake curse.
The Copa America is happeningright now.
Canada made it to the nextround.
Drake's from Canada.
Canada is currently goingagainst Argentina.
They just won the World Cup,had the best player in the world
and, being from Canada, drakeplaced a bet on Canada.

Chad (14:40):
They're currently losing 2-0 in the first half of the
Copa America Semifinals you knewthey were going to lose anyway.
Yeah, I know, but it does keepfeeding into that.

Javier (14:51):
The Drake curse, the Drake curse.
Yeah, for sure, fuck you Drake.

Tim (14:53):
We're getting in the chat here that we have a full house
vibe.
So did you know that K-popgroups actually do live together
?

Javier (15:01):
I believe it.

Chad (15:02):
I think you told me that, which is weird.

Tim (15:03):
That's weird, but I thought growing up that all bands live
together.

Chad (15:07):
I think that if I was in a band, I would want to live with
the dudes.

Tim (15:10):
I don't know.
You know Could create a lot ofturmoil.
It definitely would, whichcould make some good music.

Chad (15:16):
Exactly, that's the whole point.
It's like you're going to to bean existent outside of a home.

Tim (15:22):
But if we all lived together, it would make some
turmoil, it would just come outon the show.

Chad (15:29):
Yeah, we'd just be yelling at each other and we'd always
be going to Jack in the Box youknow what I mean?
It'd be a fucking shit show.

Tim (15:35):
I mean, if you know about the Jack in the Box because you
listened to the first 30.
Right.

Javier (15:39):
There's going to be a whole lot of brain matter up
there, baby.

Chad (15:42):
Okay, I have a story to tell you guys from this past
weekend in Florida.

Tim (15:46):
Okay, you do, brain matter the craziest thing happened to
me.

Chad (15:49):
I want to hear a crazy story.
This has never happened to mebefore and I think that this is
not a thing that gets said veryoften.

Tim (15:55):
I bet it's happened to me.

Chad (15:56):
But guys have to piss in urinals.
It's quick, it's easy.
It's quick, it's easy, it'sfantastic.
Women are always like, oh, it'slike I could be anywhere,
that's great.
But we don't talk about thepossible horror stories that
happen from like just paying injust random bathrooms with no
walls, no privacy, anything.
I remember going to the firstclub I've ever been to with prs
yeah, yeah, that's the firstclub.

Tim (16:16):
I think that's everybody's first club, probably, right,
because you're like with stonecanyon, and so I remember going
there and like you just there'salcohol and dancing and fun
You're like titties and ass.

Chad (16:27):
This place is basically like Chuck E Cheese for adults.
I'm a 17 year old.
Look at that woman.
You know.
I bet you this bathroom isgoing to be cool too.
No, it's just a big ass troughwith ice in it and I'm standing
shoulder to shoulder with eightother guys.
That's not magical.

Tim (16:42):
There's nothing magical about that, but we don't ever
talk about the ice and thetrough situation.

Chad (16:46):
It stinks.

Tim (16:46):
And women don't understand that.
Yeah, I prefer the ice.
It keeps the sink away it does.

Javier (16:52):
A little bit it's like you, remember when Houston
Street was Houston Street andthere was a huge line in the
bathroom and girls would justrun into the men's restroom.
Yeah, and you're like sonrestroom to like piss.
No, while guys were in therebecause you know they had the
toilet yeah, they had the urinaland they had a sink and a trash
can and the girls girls wouldlike piss in the sink or the
trash can, while guys were likepissing girls nasty bro, we're

(17:16):
like what are y'all doing?

Tim (17:18):
all right, so get back to your story.
So I found I found.

Chad (17:20):
We found this bar britney wanted to go to.
It was like in this old neworleans part of pensacola, um.
And so we found this barBrittany want to go to.
It was like in this old NewOrleans part of Pensacola.
And so we found this bar and itwas.
It was actually kind of cool.
It kind of run me old schoolcity streets.
There was like 12 bars withinthis one thing.
There was a club, a karaoke bar, there was a piano bar, there
was darts piano, a badassMusician old school city streets
.
Yeah, I remember city streetsdowntown.

Tim (17:40):
I was like I actually never went in there, this was I had a
cage there for a woman to dancein Heyo.

Chad (17:46):
Ended up just always being me.
So I went to the bathroom andit's about as wide as this table
for three urinals, right andthe only spot was in the middle
and I'm like, fuck it, I'm notgoing to not pee.
I got to pee so I kind of justmoseyed on in the middle, got
all like tight for a big, for abig guy.

Tim (18:04):
That's like your worst nightmare.

Chad (18:05):
Right, it's not the best you know I'm just kind of like
really, I'm just going, I'm likeI'm, it's fine.
The guy to my right takes off.
Then someone comes up and I'mlooking and it looks like his
head's on his shoulder.
The guy's just like lookingdown straight at my thing, like
just just staring, just all outstaring, and like I didn't know
what to do and I had beendrinking all day.

(18:25):
So I'm just like I'm not tryingto start anything.
Um, he's just like staring dude, I would get hard for him.
I'm like I was working on it, uh, and so I was just like, okay,
and I, you know, do my thing, Iback up and leave.
He pulls off into my spot, justkind of steps one step over and
then puts his head on hisshoulder for the next guy.
I'm like why is this guy justlooking at everyone's dicks?

(18:47):
What is this guy doing?
It was, it was obnoxious, Imean that's, I didn't know what
to do in that situation that isyour typical dick looker, that's
yeah, but I have never, I'venever interacted with a dick
looker, absolutely not.

Javier (19:00):
You said dick looker.
I've never interacted with adick licker.
Maybe Women don't have to dealwith that.
That was last month.

Chad (19:07):
Women have the privacy of their box, you know, and their
toilet, yeah, for sure.
Hey, let's do that.
No, I can't say that so let mejust give you a.

Tim (19:14):
I want to give you an example of what happens Intake
going into your first day atboot camp.
Okay, okay.

Chad (19:21):
I don't like where this is going.

Tim (19:22):
Your first day at boot camp number one.
You're separated women and men,whatever Right.
When you get your stuff, you'vegot to take all your stuff off,
yeah, so you're just standingthere with a box of things that
you put your stuff into Right.

Chad (19:33):
It's like prison.

Tim (19:34):
And then you get your issued underwear and all that
stuff, but they don't ever tellyou about the peen, because
you've got to do a drug test andyou've got to take a line of
urinals and you've got to take.
I think it was like two stepsback and one step over Shirt,
over your head.

Javier (19:48):
Yeah.

Tim (19:50):
So you're not hiding anything and your draw is all
the way down to your feet andyou're just standing there
holding your dick.

Chad (19:56):
When do you bend over?

Tim (19:58):
And you do that.
At MEPS there's an old guy thatlooks at your asshole too
that's just pulled out atelescope they don't.
They don't tell you that either.
It's always an old doctor.
You go to meps, uh, wheneveryou're processing in and you
have to bend over and spreadyour cheeks and they look at
your asshole from the chat.

Chad (20:15):
We call it.
We call them meat gazers yeah,meat gazers, meat gazers.

Tim (20:19):
Yeah, dick lookers, dick lickers meat gazers.

Chad (20:22):
I think that makes more sense than dick licker, dick
lickers.

Javier (20:25):
Can you say dick looker and not dick licker?
It sounds like you're sayingdick lickers.

Chad (20:29):
I said dick looker dick looker, dick, licker, dick
looker.
Meat gazer makes more sense.
I definitely interacted with ameat gazer this past Saturday.

Tim (20:36):
But they're doing it for, like you know, you go in that
realm.

Chad (20:39):
They're getting paid to look at your meat and make sure
that you're not soiling, thatdoesn't mean they don't enjoy it
.
Did you ever see?

Javier (20:45):
anybody do the Ace Ventura thing with their butt.
When they're doing that, you'renot in a room with it.
Pardon me, sir, do you have anybanaca?
You're not in a room wheneverthey're doing that.

Tim (20:55):
Doing that part.
You're by yourself, with justyou and this old doctor, and he
looks, and he looks, and he saysokay.

Javier (21:01):
Yep, that's an asshole.
Yep, that's an asshole.
You bleached out recentlyLooking good and you just go on
about your business, but I'vedealt with a meat gazer before.

Tim (21:11):
Okay, similar circumstances , except there was dividers.
Yeah, I didn't have a dividerand the dude was like looking
over the divider and I'm justlike all right man thanks, I All
right, man.
Thanks.
I guess you're interested.
I don't know.
Just do your thing and leave,but I'm a shy peer sometimes.

Javier (21:27):
Me too, not me.

Tim (21:28):
So you got to get like full stream going before someone
looks, and if they look I'm notgoing to cut off, I'm good to go
then.
But if they're looking I have ahard time peeing.

Chad (21:36):
I just think about peeing.
I'm going, I'm already likefull stream.

Tim (21:41):
Oh my God, what happened?
As I've gotten older, it kindof hits you faster.

Javier (21:47):
Jared said he's updating the spank bank.

Tim (21:51):
But before we get further into that weird thing, jared
comes up with a good idea andactually I kind of like this Is
this a spank bank situation.
No maybe we can make thishappen.
We're going to have to takesome time off, or we just we
just took a month off no, no, no, I'm talking about.
I'm talking about from work ohokay, or we just go about our,
do our daily lives, but we rentan airbnb for like 29 days and

(22:16):
we just have to live togetherfor can you imagine the content
we could come up like?

Chad (22:21):
that would be like trace productions all over again, the
videos that we'd have thecontent we could come up?
That would be like TraceProductions all over again, the
videos that we'd have thecontent.

Tim (22:25):
Yeah, we'd get a bunch of cameras, We'd put it up around
like literally like Big Brother.

Javier (22:30):
Yeah.

Chad (22:31):
And just fucking, someone's going to follow it.

Tim (22:33):
Just call it like the Fort Worth Boys or Fort Worth House,
and we'd do a continuous stream.
Yeah, for like 29 days at someAirbnb.
Yeah, 29 days at some Airbnb.
Yeah, I mean we go to work,though We'd have to, we'd have
to.

Chad (22:45):
We've got to make money.

Tim (22:46):
We'd have to, unless people want to pay us money to do that
.
Do we put them in the bedrooms?

Chad (22:53):
You've got to put them everywhere.
If you're going to do iteverywhere but the bathroom.
I'm not looking for any meatgazers, but other than that, I
think we're good to go.

Tim (23:01):
I am shitting in here.
Yeah, I'd be fine with that.
I don't think anybody wants tosee me shitting.

Chad (23:03):
I don't know if I'd have a problem with that.
Is that weird?
No, does someone watch you shit?
No, not the bathroom I wouldobviously have a problem with.

Tim (23:11):
The bathroom shower yeah it's fine.
Yeah, I'm not getting nude.

Javier (23:16):
Yeah.

Tim (23:17):
See our weird sleeping habits.

Javier (23:18):
Man, y'all ain't going to sleep, y'all ain't going to
sleep.

Tim (23:22):
We all have our own room.
We're not in one room together.

Javier (23:24):
That would be even better content.

Chad (23:28):
Nearly 30 days, we all have to sleep in the same room.
Have a confessional?
Yeah, that's a great idea.
That would be.

Javier (23:34):
We'll call it the.

Tim (23:36):
Call it the funky house, like G's saying.
Honestly, it's not a bad ideaif we could, like actually make
something happen, even if it'snot for 30 days, but we do like
a week, even if we did like aweekend oh, let's get airbnb.

Javier (23:48):
Hey, remember the airbnb we got like in, uh, new
bronfels, that was like amillion dollar.

Tim (23:52):
Oh, man that place is so but I'm just saying like we
could, we could, we might beable to do something like that
where we just do like a airbnbfor like a weekend, yeah, and do
like a full 24-hour stream.
It's going to take some effort.

Chad (24:02):
We've got to talk with Paul We'd also have to very much
promote and market the shit outof it, or else we're just going
to have three people on thestream.

Tim (24:13):
We want it to be a bunch of people.
Yeah, but could you imagine youjust post on Twitter and
someone picks it up and is likethere's just these dudes living
in this house together andthey're live streaming the whole
thing.
Yeah, dudes living in thishouse together and they're live
streaming the whole thing.
Yeah, like play soggy biscuit,we play king's cup.
You know?
Just weird shit.

Javier (24:27):
Oh yeah, bro, I'm not, I'm not.
Oh my god, let's get somesalvia.
Let's get some salvia.
Is that even still a?

Chad (24:33):
thing.
Yeah, I'll knock that out for aquick five tenner, I'm not uh
I'm not opposed to this idea.

Tim (24:38):
I think it.
I think.
I think you know doing 30 dayswould be be hard to like right,
it would cost some money.

Javier (24:44):
Let's do some crack.

Chad (24:46):
Let's go back to Broken Bow.
Let's just plan another BrokenBow trip, as long as it's got
decent.

Tim (24:50):
Let's do exactly like we did last time.
It's got decent Wi-Fi.

Chad (24:52):
Everything we did.
And then just post up somecameras.
I don't know if I want to dothat, oh, I will.

Tim (24:57):
Can we blur our faces out?

Chad (24:58):
Maybe I won't, maybe I won't, maybe I won't.
Okay, I mean, you could dowhatever you want in the
confines of your bathroom.
Yeah, then we'd have to stay inthe bathroom.
Well, no, not the entire time.
You come back out and you'rejust a wild fool you know I hear
don't think anyone wants to seeme shit.

Tim (25:17):
Okay.

Javier (25:19):
Welcome to the stream, Herbie.

Chad (25:21):
Yeah, I don't hate the idea.
I think I think it's time to dosome wild stuff back on that.

Tim (25:26):
Nobody wants to see me shitting because I'm I am
fighting for my life.

Javier (25:29):
Usually can we find a place that's on broken boat, be
cool, but we find a place that'sin your shonies or something,
but I mean, all right, we.

Tim (25:38):
I do think we should collaborate.
Collaborate with uh withul yeahI mean and see like let's look
at some logistics of likeputting cameras up and how to do
all that right is there a fancyexpensive airbnb here like in
fort worth?

Chad (25:51):
not in fort worth, fort worth doesn't allow short term
rentals but in denton and likeoutskirts, like alito and yeah,
we could find something, yeah,and literally do.

Tim (26:00):
it doesn't allow it, but we've got them.
Yeah, do it for one weekend.

Javier (26:04):
I'm done.
I'd be down for that, theDenton house was pretty nice too
.

Chad (26:07):
It was nice, I didn't mind the Denton house Like something
good, with like four bedrooms,a big living space.

Tim (26:13):
Got its own bathroom yeah.

Javier (26:15):
Yeah.

Tim (26:18):
That was cool.
We'll just that's.
The other thing is we can'tleave the house.

Javier (26:21):
Have a party.

Tim (26:22):
At all, at all.

Chad (26:24):
Okay, so we're like ordering food in Yep.
Hell yeah, and people who wantto come hang out they come hang
out oh fuck.

Javier (26:29):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's something we do, true, true.

Tim (26:32):
Sometimes you just need a month off to mean Jared had a
good idea.
It's rare.
Jared's invited.

Chad (26:37):
He can come hang out.
You know, you can't live therewith us.
Oh, jared also.
He came to the 4th of Julyearly 4th of July party.
That was a fun time.
I didn't mention that either.
That was a good time.

Tim (26:58):
Yeah, all right, let's game plan for that Okay.
I like that, chad, I feel likeyou have a spot that you want to
do some promotion.

Chad (27:06):
And I think you should.
Hello boys.
Hi this is me, chad Butler.
I don't know what to say.

Javier (27:11):
I didn't actually plan anything, so Chad has this thing
going on that started today.

Tim (27:15):
Hang on, hang on, hang on, let's reset.
Because is this going to beposted?
Are we going to post this?

Javier (27:23):
Yeah, he's going to cut it and put it.
Okay, the Funky Trap House, yes.
So how do we do this?

Chad (27:30):
I don't know, I didn't really think this through.
I was like maybe I don't wantto just talk about it and look
like a fucking idiot.

Javier (27:40):
Hey, why aren't there any card games for sports, like
you're watching sports and likeI mean you know they have like
what do you mean card games?

Tim (27:44):
I'm watching sports, I don't need no fucking card games
.

Javier (27:46):
I don't know man, but I like drinking.

Chad (27:49):
I like drinking too I do like drinking.
That was a pretty quick sell.
Yeah, we all like drinking,though we do like drinking.

Javier (27:56):
We do like to drink.

Tim (27:57):
Yeah, what you're saying is what if there was a card game
that involved drinking?

Javier (28:01):
Yeah, what if there was a card game that I can play with
my friends?
But I can drink and watch thegame.
Yeah, but you're not having fun.
But you know what I can't dowhat.

Tim (28:10):
I can't make my friends drink.

Javier (28:12):
Oh.

Chad (28:15):
Unless you had a drinking game.
A drinking game you say yeah,that's it.
We ready to end the episode.
That's it, we're done here.

Tim (28:27):
Nailed it.
It's golden, it's golden, it'sgoing to be great and.

Javier (28:30):
Frank All right.

Chad (28:31):
So, Chad, you got some news, though I do I do, and
maybe y'all can just ask mequestions.
You know like I'll tell you alittle bit about it.

Tim (28:43):
And you it, and you can ask me questions that work.
Let's start the origin story.
Origin the origin story.
Let's start at the beginning.
Let's start at the beginning.

Javier (28:47):
The orgy story wait, wait, I gotta get a beer okay,
no you can talk chad, do youwant?

Chad (28:50):
oh fuck yeah, I just opened this one I had a 16er.
You know you can, you can talkabout it, okay, so um.

Tim (29:01):
Chad's been a big fan of games his entire life origin
story.

Chad (29:05):
So us, our friend group, has always come up with drinking
games.
It doesn't matter if it waslike at a tailgate with a sign
and like throwing quarters.

Tim (29:15):
I was gonna say that was my favorite game.

Chad (29:16):
We did yeah we, or when we were in Cuba and throwing
bottle of rum at each other.

Tim (29:20):
That was my other favorite game.
We did wait.
Was there six feet high?

Chad (29:26):
Or if you're throwing a racquetball at a speed limit
sign to see who can get to thezero or get closer to the zero,
like we always just think of themost wild drinking games, right
, it's kind of just ingrained inwho we are, that's what we do,
and so with my layoff last yearI had a bunch of time to think
and I was like you know what Ifeel like there should be a game
while watching football.
Everyone loves watchingfootball.
You're just gonna watchfootball and enjoy it, but what
happens if the cowboys aren'tplaying?

(29:48):
And I want to like watchanother sport, or I mean not
another sport, another team?
I mean that's where kind of uhwhat, uh, fantasy football comes
in, but there's no drinkingreally with fantasy football
what hang on?

Tim (30:00):
let me ask you another, let me ask you a question real
quick.
Yeah, what if it's off season?
So, but you really likefootball, could you, could you,
can you play a game if you?

Chad (30:10):
the good thing about get blitzed him and I'm so glad you
brought oh, it's get blitzed.
Oh, it's get blitzed okaygotcha, it's this game called
get blitzed.
Uh, so get blitzed works withall football.
So ufl, college football,football NFL.
You can watch your buddy playMadden and you can play Get
Blitzed.

Tim (30:27):
What.

Chad (30:28):
We can play Madden and get blitzed.
Yeah, have you ever had a bunchof people at your house like,
oh, let's play Madden, andyou're like, well, I wish I
could do something?
You can, you can play, getBlitzed and just get fucked up?
Do y'all actually know anythingabout the game?

(30:48):
I know a little bit because Iwas there.
We played at the super bowl.
Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah, so thatwas like version one.
That was the most bear of thisgame.
Um, it has gone from like a 50card game to a 90 card game and
30 of those cards are now actioncards, which makes it a lot
more fun.
Uh, so you know, 60 of thecards are going to be like oh,
there's a touchdown happening.
I have have a touchdown card.
I'm going to make Tim drink orfield goal, extra points,
timeout Literally anything thatcan happen in the game.

Tim (31:09):
There's a card for it to make your friends drink If I
wanted to watch the 1972 SuperBowl with the Dallas Cowboys
versus the Dolphins MiamiDolphins.

Javier (31:17):
I could do that and play this game.

Tim (31:19):
Absolutely Like, even though it's old.

Chad (31:29):
Yeah, I could still play this game, were calls still
overturned back then there is acall overturned card.

Tim (31:31):
I think so.
I feel like it always has been.

Chad (31:32):
Yeah, I mean, there wasn't a challenge, there wasn't like
a red flag back then.

Javier (31:33):
I don't think, but it was like a ref might overturn it
right I don't know, I don'tknow.
Yes, I think so.
I think we could at least 99,you could adapt it.
You could probably adapt it,you could probably adapt it.

Chad (31:41):
Yeah for sure, and then you've got really fun action
cards, like there's one calledthe stiff arm.
So if someone makes you drinkand you have the stiff arm, you
make them drink instead Hasurprise bitch.

Javier (31:53):
It's like a reverse uno card, exactly yeah.

Chad (31:55):
And then you've got one called shit pick six, where you
get to just give.

Tim (32:00):
I don't like shit.

Chad (32:02):
You just get to give six drinks to somebody.
You can split it between two orthree people.

Tim (32:05):
Or you can just fuck someone's whole life up.

Chad (32:07):
You can fuck their whole life up.

Tim (32:08):
Oh, that's messed up.

Chad (32:09):
No, I did between two or three people.
I was thinking about it.
Danny wanted me to do oneperson.
I'm like you're just going tofuck their whole life up.
Let's do card and so wheneveryou like, you points on,
whenever you do uh, thecheerleader card, someone's got
to do their best.
Cheer everyone votes on if it'sgood enough or not.
If it's not good enough, theyhave to drink so it's
interactive, it's extremelyinteractive yeah, um.

(32:32):
And then my favorite card.
I literally just came up withthis.

Javier (32:34):
This past week y'all played exploding kittens before
right, yeah, no, but I hearthey're making a show anyways,
sorry, it's a show.
Yeah, anyways, sorry, a show.
Yeah, it's called ExplodingKittens On Netflix.
Of course they are.

Chad (32:46):
So there's one card, there's one single card in the
entire deck called Blitzed, andif you have this card, it's the
only card that's different thanthe rest of them.
The only way you can get rid ofthis card is if you chug the
rest of your beer.

Javier (33:00):
You give the card to someone else oh, and they have
to chug, so now they're fuckedthey're either gonna lose that
round or they gotta chug so howdo?

Chad (33:06):
you win this game.
The way you win is you.
You know you get five cards atthe beginning of the quarter.
Everyone gets five cards.
You can play up to 18 players.
Everyone gets five cards.
Whoever uses all their cardsfirst, they use them all.
They yell mvp, everyone drinkstwo in their honor.
You won Game over Right Untilthe next quarter and you start
it all over again, holy shit.

Tim (33:27):
Oh, so it's like four quarters yeah.

Chad (33:30):
Oh wow, so you can have a winner every quarter.

Tim (33:31):
You know, this is almost like the same as going to the
baseball game and doing the hotdog beer.

Javier (33:36):
Yeah, the 888 challenge yeah.

Chad (33:38):
Yeah which we actually need to try to do that too.
That would be so much fun.
I'm down.
That would suck so hard, butI'm down.

Tim (33:44):
We need designated drivers and we'll do it at a Railroaders
game yes, All the girlfriends.

Javier (33:52):
So when did you get the idea?
What caused you?
I know you said that you werelaid off and then you knew.

Tim (34:00):
Let's just talk about that.
What caused you to get laid?

Javier (34:02):
off.

Chad (34:04):
I was paying too much time creating this game.
Where?

Tim (34:07):
Javier is going with this.
Yeah, so did you always want tomake a game?
No, hell, no, no.

Chad (34:13):
No, I just I don't know.
I think it was the Super Bowllast year.
It was like, man, I wish therewas something.
I like entertaining, y'all knowthis, right, I like having
parties and having people overand I want to make sure that
everyone's having a good timeand everyone loves the Super
Bowl.
But a lot of times, you know,sometimes the ladies, sometimes
some other people they justdon't care, and sometimes it's

(34:34):
not our team, so we don't careas much.
This gets you into the game,regardless of if you enjoy
football, like the team, likethe people you're around.
It's gonna have you having agood time, and so that's what it
is.
It's more of an entertainingthing, right?
That's why I wanted to do it.
So is it just football?
For now we're just doingfootball, but I could see other
sports coming in yeah, I couldsee like uh, so what would you

(34:55):
call it?

Tim (34:56):
like the basketball version .

Chad (34:57):
They're all gonna be get blessed because that is my
business name, but that thatone's the football edition, so
you're going to have differenteditions.
Looking at doing hockey,baseball, soccer, basketball I
think you should throw cricketin there.

Tim (35:11):
It's starting to be something it really is.

Chad (35:13):
And then golf would be cool, because no one drinks more
than golfers and peoplewatching.

Javier (35:18):
I can attest to that it's true.

Chad (35:20):
But not only that, the sports things would be really
cool, but it'd be really neat todo different verticals too,
like you know, olympics orpolitical type stuff.
Right, I threw something on the.
Instagram where it was like thedebate and it has.
If someone says something, youhave to drink.
I didn't play, but I would havebeen pretty blitzed if I was
playing that game that day.
Did you all watch the debate atall?

Javier (35:43):
I watched 10 minutes and then I was like no, let's watch
them.

Tim (35:46):
So I watched RFK's debate.
Yeah, because you know that's awhole other subject and I'm
going to get on a littlepolitical rant here.
Go for it he actually gotenough to where he could.
He should have been on debate,but both parties were like we

(36:06):
don't want him on rfk jr, and sohe did his own.
He did his own debate.
Yeah, live with the debate.
So basically he answered thesame questions that they were
answering um, trying to gain,you know whatever.
So, um, yeah, so I watched that.
I didn't I didn't watch thedebate, dude it was bad.

Chad (36:21):
I I had a thing that night and so I didn't get to watch it
was bad and honestly I heard itwas awful.
It made it was bad.
I had a thing that night so Ididn't get to watch it.
It was bad and honestly I heardit was awful.
It was more of like a golfthing than anything, I guess.

Tim (36:27):
Yeah, biden looked really bad saying stuff and Trump
didn't really answer thequestions.

Chad (36:32):
They're such bad options.

Tim (36:34):
They're just real bad options.
What's?

Chad (36:35):
wrong with the world?

Javier (36:37):
I don't know, christie says Oscar parties, oscar award
show, award shows, award showsWell award shows.

Tim (36:44):
people don't watch them as much anymore, right, right, but
this could get it back in.
This could get it back in.

Chad (36:49):
I was also thinking, you know, there's all these
different like the Bachelor andBachelorette.
There's like these huge likewatch parties for these shows.
You can make drinking games forthose too.

Tim (36:58):
Get Blitz with the Bachelorette yeah.

Chad (37:00):
I mean, I feel like Get Blitz is a good enough brand
name to kind of be thisoverarching.
Getting messed up high drunk,whatever it is that you want to
do, but having fun, having agood time, that's kind of the
overarching theme of the game.
It's just entertaining andhaving a good time.
I don't hate the idea.
Thanks, man.

Tim (37:18):
I hope not.

Chad (37:19):
I'm glad because it launched on Kickstarter today.

Tim (37:22):
I think it's, it's, it's, it's cool, it's a cool thing.

Chad (37:26):
I've been putting a lot of time into this like way too
much time over the past twomonths in like there's so much
included in like startingsomething right.
Like not only from a businessperspective on like LLC, getting
your business you know creditcard and money and all that kind
of shit straight and trying toget your your uh, whatever, uh
aligned.
Then you've got your marketingaspect, which is a whole other

(37:47):
thing, and then you've got yourproduction like getting these
produced.
I'm getting like koozies andand uh, bottle opener, key
chains and, um, the koozies arecool, though they're like those
slap bracelet koozies oh really,yeah, they'll be pretty neat.
I like that um, and then alsolike these little coasters, kind
of like what they have behindthe bar, those big rubber mats
or whatever.
It'll be like that, but a GetBlitz Games coaster plus the

(38:10):
games.
So we're going to have allsorts of stuff on the
Kickstarter.

Tim (38:13):
Could you imagine?

Chad (38:14):
Now let's just talk about this for a second.
Yeah, let's dabble.

Tim (38:17):
You go to your local sports bar, local sports bar, and you
know you have to give.
Like you give your driver'slicense for the pool table or
whatever right.
What if you just give yourdriver's license for get blitzed
?

Chad (38:28):
I think it would be a lot of fun at a bar.
Yeah, I think so too.
It'd be a lot of fun at a bar,a brewery, a watch party, a
tailgate dude I'm.
I just ordered um the first runof this, even before the
kickstarter, just so we'll havesome.

Tim (38:42):
We get the soccer version and have it exclusively at Upper
90.

Javier (38:46):
Oh for the World Cup too , in two years.

Tim (38:48):
That'd be wild.

Chad (38:49):
Got to have soccer available before two years from
now.
You do.
But yeah, it's just been a lotand I've learned a lot about
like supply chain and likegetting prototypes and things
like that done.
It's just been a lot andgetting prototypes and things
like that done.
It's just been a lot.
But the Kickstarter I'm reallyproud of it.
Thank you for already being apart of the Kickstarter.

Tim (39:08):
I was the first one, you were number one.
I haven't paid into it.
No big deal, I will pay into it, I'm sure you will.

Chad (39:14):
You currently have four.
I'm looking at it right now.
You have four backers.

Javier (39:18):
Nice, so I'm really excited.
I had a great time playing itduring the Super Bowl.
It was a lot of fun.
Me and G were having a goodtime with it.

Tim (39:24):
Yeah.

Javier (39:25):
Especially like passing the drinks out.

Tim (39:26):
Look, I'm going to say that you get drinking and you get G
together and it's just going tobe.

Javier (39:32):
He is going to have a good time.
You're going to have a goodtime.

Tim (39:33):
But you're going to have a good time, yeah, I'm trying to
check, like, if you donate acertain amount, g's going to
come over and Make sure you havea good time.

Chad (39:44):
Yeah, All right.
So did you play at all at the?

Tim (39:46):
Super Bowl no, I watched.
I wasn't really in the mood,for I wasn't drinking that much
and I didn't that's what Iremember.

Chad (39:52):
What was your perception of the rest of us that were
playing?

Tim (39:54):
No, it looked like y'all were having a good time.
I mean everybody.
I thought it was funny whenevery'all handed out drinks to
people.
Yeah, that was.
My favorite is whenever you getto fuck somebody's life.

Javier (40:05):
Five.
Sorry, it was at four, now it'sat five.
Backers.
Hell yeah, nice, very cool, hadit won in 30 seconds.

Chad (40:10):
So what did you think about the Kickstarter the first
time?
You saw it?
Right, Because it just wentlive today.

Javier (40:16):
When you saw it, what was your overall impression?
He gave details of what eachtier was, and then also the
background of the way the gameworks and the video.
I mean, honestly, it's the wayit should be.
That's how other KickstartersI've joined have been like that,
too, it's very detailed, so hedid a really good job with it.

Chad (40:38):
Anything, I'm missing.

Javier (40:39):
No, I mean to me.
I'm trying to get back on tosee if I can find um.
I wanted to talk about thetears yeah but I don't think
it's you, I think it's theactual um kickstarter page.

Chad (40:50):
Yeah, the mobile app for kickstarter does not work well
with the rewards, but um,there's, there's a bunch of
different tiers.
You want, you want me to talkto them real quick.

Tim (40:57):
Yeah, actually that would be nice, because I don't know
any of them.

Chad (40:59):
There's a5 one, so if you don't have a whole lot of money,
perfect, you can have a printand play.
I'll send you a PDF versionhere in about a month and a half
and that way you can print itout and have your own version of
the game.
You've got one.
Right now, there's only 50 ofthese available For $15.

(41:23):
Nice, for the first 50 people,then the next 500, or I think
it's 500.
Yeah, it's $20.
And then after that it goes upto $25.
And then there's a couple moretiers.

Tim (41:33):
So you're saying the game like $25, and you get all that
stuff.
You still get all that for $25,.
Yeah, that's not a bad bad deal, even for 25.

Chad (41:40):
I agree 25, but for 15 and 20 even before that oh, that's
even that's an even better deal.
The first 550 people get it forless than that you'd be stupid
not to do that.

Tim (41:48):
Do you want to?
Do you want to hear what I?

Javier (41:49):
got I do I would like to hear.
So I got the touchdown tiertouchdown.
It includes two copies of getthe blitz party game, four
exclusive koozies, fourexclusive rubber coasters, two
exclusive bottle opening keychains and four exclusive
stickers.

Chad (42:06):
But not only that.
His name's going to be on thegame.
So whenever I end up actuallyprinting the game, it's going to
have this thank you, and it'sgoing to have all the people
that picked the touchdown tier.

Javier (42:15):
Yeah yeah, and then I have access to project updates
and behind-the-scenes content.
I don't got to fucking gothrough this.
I just ask the motherfuckermyself Just get a text.

Chad (42:23):
Hey, how's it going.

Javier (42:24):
Also, there is one where you get an autograph from the
creator himself.
I'm just going to get mine andhave him sign it.

Chad (42:31):
But then there's a $500 one.
Currently there's nine actioncards that I've kind of come up
with give or take, because thepeople that join in on the
Kickstarter are going to have alot of say of how the game ends
up.
But if you do, this other tierit's $500.
It's not cheap.
Or is it $250?
I don't know.

Javier (42:52):
I think I dropped it.
I'm trying to get on it,whatever.

Chad (42:55):
It's a little bit more money, but you get to work with
me to choose your own actioncard, which is kind of neat, so
you can kind of like put yourown whatever on the game, I
don't know.
Hopefully people have fun withit.
I've had a lot of fun, eventhough it's been a lot of work
putting it together.
Appreciate you, so I mean it'spretty damn cool.
I'm mostly excited, to behonest with you.

(43:18):
I got like this first run and Ieven put that as like an add-on
, if you wanted to, because I'mnot going to have any of this
product until October, so it'sgoing to be a little bit into
football season whenever thatstarts, but I'm going to have
this first run of 500 products.

Tim (43:30):
But we're planning on having this by the Super Bowl
You're even in October.

Chad (43:35):
You're still going to have like three quarters of the
football season ahead of you, soyou're going to be good to go.

Tim (43:42):
Hey, that first part.
I'm going to give you a pro tiphere.
So the first part of thefootball season before you get
your product you need to takeall the liver support that you
can get, all those supplementsand everything because this game
is going to have you drinkingevery single game.

Chad (43:57):
Yeah.

Tim (43:58):
More so than what you probably already do.

Chad (43:59):
Absolutely, even on games that you didn't generally think
you were going to watch.

Tim (44:02):
We're making alcoholics here.

Chad (44:03):
It's great You're welcome.
We're bringing alcohol back tothe youngins so that you can
look young again, because weagree.

Tim (44:12):
That's what it is right, we're basically pickling
ourselves you got 20 year oldsthat look like they're 40 year
olds, and and and and.
Frankly, you got us that looklike we're 40 year olds we're
becoming models and actors.

Javier (44:23):
You know what I mean like.

Chad (44:24):
So I don't know what y'all are doing.
We're drinking.
It's fucking wild, um.
But yeah, this one I'm gonnamake sure that we've got before
the tailgate.
So, uh, thank you.
So yeah, it's 500, but you getto choose your own action card,
which is pretty neat, um butyeah we're gonna have this
available for the tailgate.
I want to play it at thetailgate yeah, me too.

Javier (44:41):
I want to get everyone involved, take some pictures
video.

Tim (44:43):
I can't wait.
I'm gonna go to the tailgate.
This year are you really yeahyeah, it's been.
It's been some years.

Javier (44:49):
I'm gonna go I want to ask for that next day off and I
want want to get fucking blitzed.

Chad (44:53):
We're going to get so blitzed.

Javier (44:55):
Hopefully I'll have a lot of merch by then.

Chad (44:56):
I'm just going to deck everyone out.

Tim (44:57):
I can't wait to see the other versions, though, whenever
those start going, so thisone's got to take off first,
right.

Chad (45:02):
Right.

Tim (45:02):
But I'm excited I found my love for basketball again.
Yeah.

Chad (45:07):
I really did.

Tim (45:14):
It was a hell season and I've always loved basketball.
I loved watching it, but I havea hard time keeping track of
when they're playing.
I found out that my youtube tvwill tell me, and so it makes it
really easy.
So I'm like, oh, the mavs areplaying, cool, I'm gonna watch
that yeah, I'll be honest withyou.

Chad (45:24):
I love how, on the iphones now, it shows you like the
current score, so you pick yourfavorite teams and it just like
I haven't set that up so Ialways know what the scores are
of my teams even if I'm notpaying attention to the game
itself.

Javier (45:36):
I got to put that down, because on Hulu it's like maybe
30 seconds to a minute back andlike there are times where my
phone will be like your phone'sselling, maverick's lost and
you're like Fuck, fuck you orlike hey.

Tim (45:48):
Manchester United lost cool so you mean you don't have to
be like me.
That's got youtube tv upwatching the game while I'm
standing in a concert trying toright.
Yeah, you just take a look atthe score.

Chad (45:57):
That's nice yeah, but yeah , thanks, thanks for letting me
talk about it for a little bit.
I'm really stoked about it.
I've you know.
Luckily I was able to startlike a small, like a business
with jordan, but haven't doneanything with that just yet.
This has been an opportunityfor me to like learn how to do a
business from the ground up,doing literally anything.
And so, yeah, a couple versionsI I went with the american

(46:20):
manufacturer, chinesemanufacturer, just going through
different versions stuff I likethe, uh, the football.

Tim (46:25):
You know what it reminds me of, what a lemon head it does
look like, and I kind of likethat.
In fact, I think you shouldinclude a bag of lemonheads.

Chad (46:34):
I hate the color yellow.
It is like my least favoritecolor.

Javier (46:37):
It's not yellow, it's a neon, but it pops, but it pops.

Tim (46:41):
Yeah, it reminds me of Gatorade.
It reminds you of all the goodthings.
It reminds me of all the thingsI love.
I love Lemonheads and Gatorade.
That's what I was going for, Iwas going for what Tim loves.
You hit the demographic youwere going for?
Hell yeah.
Non-football watchers yeah, Imean, I'm not a huge football

(47:01):
fan, I'm aware, I mean even forsports too.

Javier (47:05):
it'll probably get people to watch sports also if
they're heavy drinkers.
Dude, could you imagine going?

Tim (47:10):
to a Panther State lacrosse game and just busting out a
lacrosse version of this rightthere at the game.

Chad (47:15):
It's funny because, like you could take this to the game,
guys, you could.

Tim (47:19):
You're going to be looked at as a weirdo, but then people
are going to be like, hey, andyou'll be having.
You need to get an Uber.
But then your friends are goingto be like.
You're going to have peoplearound you that become your
friends.
They'll be doing I'm playingthis wonderful game called get
blitzed and uh, we're gonna getblitzed, so you want to join,
and they're gonna be like, yes,it's gonna be expensive because
beers are not cheap at you.

(47:40):
Know any of those places?

Javier (47:41):
hey, you want to get blitzed that'll be get blitzed.

Chad (47:44):
I think that's the thing I'm gonna do yeah, get blitzed.

Javier (47:48):
Hey, there man, you want to get blitzed, we're gonna get
blitzed, you got to do thewhole.

Tim (47:52):
Uh, macho man, randy savage , get blitzed, we're going to
get blitzed, you got to do thewhole Macho man, randy Savage,
get blitzed.

Chad (47:55):
Oh yeah, brother, I'm here .

Javier (47:56):
I reached the cream of the crop and now I'm going to
get blitzed here in heaven.

Tim (48:02):
Oh yeah, even if you can play this game in heaven, it's
actually pretty good.

Javier (48:07):
Listen here brother, it's me, hulk Hogan, and I'm
warning you you better drinkthis or play this game and get
blitzed.
I don't know his voice.

Chad (48:16):
It's funny because I thought this game would be for
people that like watchingfootball and then also like to
drink a lot, but then Brent andCourtney both brought it up to
me.
This is also for people thatdon't like watching football at
all.
Courtney's like I think I mightactually start watching
football more because I get todrink and get blitzed.

Tim (48:34):
What's the legality of usingCameo to get them to promote
your shit?

Javier (48:39):
Well, you could use it for a company you can.

Tim (48:42):
There's an option.
Do you have to?

Javier (48:42):
pay extra.
I'm not sure.
I've never done it.
I mean you should find somerandom.

Chad (48:46):
I'm just putting everything on the business
credit card.

Javier (48:55):
You want to mean, yeah, you, bobcat, gold, wait, wait if
Bobcat gold weights on there.

Chad (49:04):
Dude, I do need some help figuring out like what
influencers would be best tolike.
Send this game to.

Tim (49:07):
I want to send it Like a little care package, just some
people, to be like hey, playthis game.
I'm listening, minicon.
Yeah, okay, that's importantsir.

Chad (49:12):
Yeah yeah, that's, that's did y'all see Minicon's like
little podcasting he didrecently?
It was on I don't.
I don't know I wasn't familiarwith the podcast, but the
quality of the video andeverything was fantastic.
They had a Kazumi on and it wasso good, like the clips that
they were pushing out.
It was fucking hilarious.
And I don't think Minicon, Idon't think it's not like his

(49:35):
podcast he was just on a podcastbut man, he killed it.

Tim (49:36):
He's fucking hilarious.
We need to have him back on.
I love that dude.
Just need to hang out with theguy.
He's so busy.

Chad (49:40):
I just need him to go get blessed, and then that's it
really I think that's all weneed from him.
Some of the slurry boxing guyspretty cool yeah, I would, yeah,
need a boxing version too.
You could do it.

Tim (49:55):
Yeah, ufc yeah it might be a really short game, you know,
because you know if someone goesdown in the first, you know
that's true, but it's likeyou're not watching one fight,
dude.
It's like first you're watchinglike you're watching four or
five.
If someone goes down within thefirst 15 seconds, you gotta
sorry.
Your life is fucked.

Chad (50:13):
Everyone has to drink whatever's in their hands If
there's a knockout.

Javier (50:17):
Check your drink.

Chad (50:18):
Shit, that's wild.

Tim (50:21):
I like it.

Chad (50:22):
Well, man, I appreciate y'all.

Tim (50:23):
Thank you, I like it.
I'm proud of you, man.
You finally came up withsomething.

Javier (50:28):
You finally Way to go.
Wow, what a backhanded.

Tim (50:33):
Fucking compliment you finally, you, piece of shit, let
me start over you finally yearsyou finally came up with
something and you've made aproduct and you put it to
fruition and you've got it herenow and it's actually a I can
hold that that's true.

Chad (50:47):
It is not an idea.
For the first time, it's notjust an idea, this is something
that's fucking real, because youhad a lot of ideas and this is
the first one that's actuallylike there it is.

Tim (50:56):
It's banned.
Yeah, I saw that 15 years 20years since you did Trace
Productions.

Javier (51:02):
That was a big deal and I'm sure if we would have kept
it going he would have kept itgoing.
It would have gone to newheights.

Chad (51:08):
The Funky Panther's been great for us.
What are you guys talking about?
We've been us.
What are you guys talking about?
This is a thing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Send it four and a half years.
Jared's got a good idea.

Tim (51:14):
You get the addresses and you send it to joe rogan.
Bad friends and two bears ohmaybe not bad friends.

Javier (51:19):
I don't know if they two bears.
I think two bears burt wouldfucking kill this game.

Chad (51:24):
He would kill this game.
I think you should send thebird.
You know, the goal would be toeither get someone like burt
kreischer or like barstool.
Would be like you know.
Know what?
I'm just going to buy thiscompany and I'm like hell, yeah,
buy me bitch.
They can't afford me.

Javier (51:38):
Take it to Shark.

Tim (51:38):
Tank.
They could definitely affordyou, you're looking to get
blitzed.

Chad (51:42):
You're trying to get fucked up tonight, Dude.

Javier (51:44):
They would eat me alive.

Tim (51:46):
Could you imagine that?

Javier (51:48):
This is the most immature thing I've ever seen.

Tim (51:51):
Mark Cuban would probably back it though.

Chad (51:56):
He scene.
Mark cuban would probably backit, though.
Yeah, you would.

Tim (51:59):
I'm like, I'm from dallas, fort worth.
So you in you in, you, in youout, you in you out, you in you
out.
You don't even give a speech.
You go in there and you're likeI'm from the dallas, fort worth
area.

Javier (52:06):
I need a million dollars for one percent value of this
company, it's like are youfucking crazy?

Chad (52:11):
like no and then, just like overhand, throw the product
at all of them, just throw itright out of them, and then just
lightly toss koozies.
Yeah, wrap this around yourdrink.

Tim (52:24):
Wrap this around your drink , not your dick, right?
Well, you can keep your dickwarm, though probably with them.

Chad (52:29):
It's a slap, koozie, it's not going to feel great probably
someone's gonna do it though.
Yeah, you probably should put awarning in fact I'm not gonna
put a warning on the koozieplease don't put this on your
thing I'm not putting that onthere I think anything that's.

Tim (52:44):
If you get set like any type of wrapping, that goes,
it's gonna have a wrapper onthere, right, yeah, the wrapper
needs to have.
Please do not put this aroundyour head, put a little drowning
baby on there.

Chad (52:55):
I don't like where this is going at all.

Javier (52:57):
Don't put that in the promo.

Tim (52:59):
This isn't making the cut, Tim.
You don't want the babies todrown.

Chad (53:03):
Of course you don't want the babies to drown.
Why does that have to doanything with the Blitz?
Game Put the drowning baby withthe line through it Is this
like when you're smoking inParis and there's little fetus
and black lungs.
Is that what you're?

Tim (53:15):
going for.
Yeah, you put a liver on there.
No, I'm not doing that this iswhat a healthy liver looks like.

Chad (53:22):
This is what it's going to look like after you get blitzed
.
That's fucked, dude.

Tim (53:27):
I don't like that at all.
I think some people would findit funny.

Chad (53:31):
I don't know if my demographic hire me for your
marketing I don't think that's agood idea.
I think it's a terrible idea.
I think it's a great ideahowever if anyone likes the idea
, the game, please make sure youfollow at get blitzed games on
all things social media.
It's on tiktok, youtube,instagram and also.
I'm posting something justabout every day.

(53:52):
Share it.
Please help get the word out.
If you don't buy, that's okay,fuck you.
If you don't back theKickstarter, that's completely
fine.
Suck Mike, I can't say that,However something that's free,
is sharing, helping out and justkind of getting the word out,
because that really helps.

Tim (54:12):
We should do a series of videos.

Chad (54:19):
And as a professional actor that's about to be a
professional actor and as aprofessional model, I'm offering
to, I'm offering my services.

Tim (54:23):
I'll get to do all the cool shit how?
Come I'm left out, I don't knowman, he got hit up by somebody
and I got hit by hit up bysomebody that y'all don't even
know um.

Javier (54:33):
But yeah.

Tim (54:34):
So what we should do, here's what we should.
You need to put an applicationin for some of this stuff.
You should do that.
Get some headshots.

Javier (54:42):
Anyways, I already did.

Chad (54:44):
I'm thinking.

Tim (54:45):
So here's what I'm thinking .
I'm thinking we do a wholeseries where it's basically like
the Ricky Bobby bloopers, okay,where he's like if you don't
chew Big Red, then fuck you.

Chad (54:54):
We do a whole bunch.
You don't play Big Red.

Tim (54:56):
You don't play Get Blitz and fuck you yeah we just do a
bunch of promo, just random ass,fucking stupid ass promos,
right.

Chad (55:03):
Yeah.

Tim (55:04):
Where it's just the three of us just like individually
saying like you know, whatever,I love it.
Yeah, we post that up.
I absolutely love that.

Chad (55:13):
So get ready for a lot more weird content from Get
Blitz and the Funky Panther.
Christy is correct.

Tim (55:19):
I mean this wasn't that much, but it was 8% and I really
haven't had anything to drinkin a while.

Chad (55:24):
Yeah, I haven't really eaten today either.

Tim (55:28):
I had a bagel, I had soup.

Chad (55:30):
I had a granola bar.

Tim (55:31):
I had a bagel at like 2 o'clock.

Javier (55:32):
I had a really delicious soup that Tammy made.
It was really good.
It was crawfish and potato.
I want to tell you that soundsfantastic.
I'm going to tell you a littlesecret here, yeah, are you
kidding?
Yeah, that's not much of asecret, my dude.

Tim (55:47):
So Einstein Brothers over off by TCU?
Yeah, so when they close?

Javier (55:55):
They sell meth.

Tim (55:55):
They give us all their.
They give my job all theirbagels they have left over.

Javier (56:01):
Right, oh, so you're like Liz Lemon, waiting for the
A hundred percent Crispy creamdonuts.
A hundred percent.

Tim (56:06):
I had one of their Asiago crusted bagels today.
It was delicious, Fancy boy.
So all right, Before we went onthe whole get blitz, we talked
about all that.
We got that out there right,yeah, it's done.
I appreciate you, boys so onthe sports side of things, as
well as in the professionalgaming Sketch oh yeah, yeah,

(56:27):
yeah yeah.
We need to talk about it alittle bit.

Javier (56:30):
Our boy Sketch?

Tim (56:31):
It's not our boy, yet he talk about it a little bit.
Our boy sketch, it's not ourboy yet he's going to be our boy
, you know what's up, brother?
What's up, brother, tuesday?
Special teams, special players,special plays.
He got doxxed a little bit.
Kind of did Some creep, somecreep.
Okay, well, either he's doing,either he's into that or he was

(56:55):
trying to search for it.

Javier (56:56):
Some creep was trying to find, I don't know why.

Tim (56:59):
Find dirt on Mr Kylie Cox Creep huh.

Chad (57:03):
Creep.
A creep is someone that goesand searches the internet for
certain people's content that'sout there.
Is that a creep?

Tim (57:10):
No, no, no, no, no, no.
They're doing it for nefariousreasons, to try to find dirt on
various reasons which we, theyalready have content out, which
we're not searching for.
We're not searching fornefarious reasons right?

Chad (57:22):
of course not of course not.

Javier (57:24):
Yeah, so hold on real quick.
Are you saying einstein bagelsis closing?

Tim (57:27):
no, no no, no, no, no, no.
When they close, they give ustheir old bagels okay, so that's
yeah.

Javier (57:32):
Gladys was like what they're closing?

Tim (57:34):
No, they're not closing, they're giving us their old
bagels, their bagels from theday that they can't sell because
they're going to throw themaway.
So they give them to the poorparamedics.

Chad (57:43):
Okay, back to Back to sketch.
Yeah, back to sketch.
Sorry, sorry.

Tim (57:49):
So someone some creep Like searching nefariously, trying to
find any dirt on for whateverreason, which I don't understand
what dirt they're looking for,but they decided to look up on
our favorite person right nowSketch.
He's an internet sensation.
He's a world of gaming.
He's been on Barstool all thatstuff.

(58:11):
He's even on Madden now, is he?
Oh yeah, he did his whole likethey made him on Madden.
Now Is he?
Oh yeah, he did his whole likethey made him on Madden.
Dude, that'd be a dream.
Can you imagine, dude?
He took the internet by stormbecause he's fucking hilarious
and he does this whole characterbit where he uses Trump's
cadence and how he talks.
That's one of his things.
And then he just says thingsand he's funny.

(58:33):
He's very quick witted, got bigon streaming.
Ended up with Jinx.
His whole thing's a shtick right, yeah, yeah, yeah, he's a
normal dude.

Javier (58:40):
He talks normally Dude he's a he's a broken character.
I've seen him break characters.

Tim (58:47):
Yeah, he's actually a hell of a football player he played.
He's a Texan boy.

Javier (58:50):
He called one of the draft picks out.
This year he did.

Tim (58:53):
I mean, yeah, but so he ended up with Jinxy, which is
one of the biggest gamingstreamers right now, and they
kind of all connected, him and afew others.
They live in-house together no,they don't, but they hang out
together quite a bit, right,yeah?
Faze Clan too, yeah.
So they found some stuff thathe did in his past, a couple
years ago, before he got big manand he had this.

(59:16):
He ended up doing some OnlyFansand he did some OnlyFans, as
you know, I'm going to saybisexual guy.
He apparently hooked up withsome really hot chick and I
don't know who she is, but yeah,so he's got some videos out
there and they found him andsome dude.

Chad (59:34):
Basically, just this is why did you say is it videos
with dudes or videos with dudes?
Videos with dudes, yeah, ok.

Tim (59:42):
And basically blasted him on the Internet.

Chad (59:44):
And number one, I'm going to say that sounds like you got
blasted already, if you knowwhat I mean.

Tim (59:48):
I think he did too.
And you know what, If that'swhat he likes, Cool, who fucking
cares in this day and age?
Right?
But the problem is that he gotbig on Barstool and he got big
on some other stuff.
Sometimes the bros don't reallycare for that because they're
closed-minded, and you know whofucking cares, right.

Javier (01:00:05):
I mean, the guys from Barstool have been pretty cool.
Everybody's been pretty fuckingcool.

Tim (01:00:09):
Everybody that supports him right.

Javier (01:00:11):
There's one piece of shit named Sneeko, who's like
y'all Terrible thing.
He's like y'all.
Don't cancel the Israelis forkilling Palestinians, but you
give them all the brand dealsand all that stuff.
Like, bro, what the fuck, areyou even Two different fucking

(01:00:34):
things?
Yeah, yeah, but anyways, fuck,are you even like two different
fucking things?

Tim (01:00:35):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know what you're fucking, but anyways
, he got oust.

Chad (01:00:38):
I hate to be a dick, but like it was already out there,
what's the big?

Tim (01:00:41):
deal.
Right, it was out there.
But he, you know it was and Idon't know like I guess it was
probably like I think he shutdown that thing, or but a couple
years ago and he dude, it washeartbreaking.
I don't know if you watched thestream where he was talking
about yeah yeah, dude, it was.
It was it literally like I feltso bad for him.
Like first thing he said to hisfriends was like I'm sorry I

(01:01:01):
involved you in this I don'tunderstand the problem right
there, there shouldn't be aproblem.
But people don't agree with fuckthem.

Chad (01:01:10):
Who cares?
Why is he doing these heartfeltmessages?
Or exactly getting upset?
Because he did a thing.
That happened.
It came out.
It's not like it was like a kimkardashian video.
He did it on purpose, for apurpose, to make money it wasn't
a doctor disrespect thing.

Tim (01:01:26):
You know that yeah, it was, but it's a sad situation
because, like you know he hefelt like he was.
You know he let down hisfriends, right, okay, and so
that was the you know he letdown his friends, right, okay,
and so that was the whole thing.
Like he apologized to hisfriends.
So, jinxy, he showed the textmessage thread and where he was,
like you know, whatever it allhit, he apologized I'm sorry, I
got you involved in it and he,like he fucking left his glasses

(01:01:47):
, his shoes, walked out the door.
He was heading to the airport,the airport, and Jinxy, airport,
the airport, and, um, jinxie,you know, and then they're like
dude, come back to the house.
Man, like they got him back andlike, you know, he just needed
somebody to talk to and theygiven him all the support.
But man watching him actuallytalk about it.
So he like confirmedallegations and did this whole

(01:02:07):
stream on it and dude's likecrying like he's, he's sad, like
he's a sad boy he's, like my,the first.

Javier (01:02:13):
If this was found out, he was going to.

Tim (01:02:19):
He alludes to that right.
What's funny about hischaracter is that he's talking
about these allegations but he'sin fucking character about it.
He's in his sketch characterand he's making jokes about it.
That's just the quality of theguy.
Like I would love to hang outwith Sketch.
I think he'd be a great dude tohang out with.

(01:02:40):
He's now way far beyond us.
If we found him a couple yearsago, we probably could have had
him, you know.

Chad (01:02:46):
Yeah.

Tim (01:02:46):
But yeah so.

Chad (01:02:50):
I guess I still don't fully comprehend.
It sucks, but if Javier's stuffever came out, he wouldn't come
to us and apologize, we'd belike, hey, are you okay, man?
Why would he need to apologizeto?

Tim (01:03:01):
us, but it was the instant reaction of like I let you down,
why Right?

Javier (01:03:07):
right.

Chad (01:03:07):
What was the letdown?
But it's his mentality.
Got it okay, but it's otherpeople that don't understand or
won't accept.

Javier (01:03:15):
There are people that are so close-minded that they're
like bro, you did this.
Even that one guy, that funnyactor who was in the scary
movies.
He did some gay porn stuff.

Tim (01:03:29):
Damn.

Javier (01:03:30):
And so who the fuck cares?

Tim (01:03:33):
No one's making you watch it.

Javier (01:03:34):
one's making you do it if you get like upset or like
uneasy about it, don't fuckingwatch it right.
What does it have to do withyou?
Nothing like do whatever youthe fuck you want right like you
know not, you know other shitthat you know.
Dr.
Disrespect has been likecanceled for because that
motherfucker was like out theretalking to underage.
Yeah, don't, yeah, don't.
Do that, don't fucking do that.

Tim (01:03:54):
Motherfucker was like out there talking to underage girls.
Yeah, don't do that.
Don't fucking do that shit.

Javier (01:03:56):
But like everything else , like if you're into whatever,
like who cares?

Tim (01:04:00):
No king shaming.
No king, we don't king shamehere.

Javier (01:04:02):
And the funky panther we don't king.
Shame.

Tim (01:04:04):
God damn right.
I just want Sketch to know likeif he ever wants to come on the
show, we'd love to have you onhere.
I think it'd be great.
We won't talk about it, fuck.
No, we just want to hang out.
Yeah, we just want to hang out.

Chad (01:04:14):
Maybe have you talk about Get Blitzed a little bit.
I mean, that doesn't seem likea problem.

Tim (01:04:20):
Maybe go play some disc golf.

Chad (01:04:21):
I think he drinks.
I mean, he likes football.

Tim (01:04:24):
He drinks?
Yeah, I'm sure.
Seems like a good product, butthat's the most recent thing
that came out and my TikTok'sbeen flooded with it Because I
do follow a lot of the sketchstuff.
I think he's a funny guy and hebrought, so if you see any of
the sports guys doing finger upor whatever that's what it is.

Chad (01:04:43):
Yeah, I've seen some stuff and I've heard you talking
about it.
I guess it's not in my circleof things that pop up on my
socials, because I see him.

Tim (01:04:59):
I know what he looks like and I I see his like whatever,
yeah, and and it is funny, butI've just not been that involved
into it.
Dude the guy's uh, soquick-witted man like he, he's,
I want to say he's like one ofthe comeback kings, like he can
well now okay, no, okay, so allright, okay, so another thing
the hot to a girl right likethat
happened over the past couple ofweeks.
That has been insane.

(01:05:21):
There's been a lot of rumors,okay.
So one of the rumors that cameout was like her dad was a
preacher and all that stuff.
She has disproven that, yeah,she did, she came out and said
my dad is like there was aninterview with her and she's
like my dad's the furthest thingfrom a preacher.
That's not real.
I thought it was real too.

Javier (01:05:38):
She definitely isn't a teacher.

Chad (01:05:39):
I know that one.
She's not a teacher eitherWorked.

Tim (01:05:45):
She doesn't have to do shit now, dude, there's a marketing
company that picked.
They were like hey we want totake care of saying um luke
bryan, luke bryan, it was lukebryan it was luke bryan, in
front of like 80 000 fans andshe got to sing.

Chad (01:05:59):
She's been all sorts of pocket and this is what.
In the span of two or threeweeks, it's been less than a
month, yeah, and all she had.

Tim (01:06:05):
All she did was answer a question in fucking broadway,
and those guys are pissed.

Chad (01:06:09):
Did you know that?

Tim (01:06:10):
the guys that interviewed her.

Chad (01:06:11):
They're kind of upset.
They're like we're beingovershadowed.

Javier (01:06:13):
I'm like bitch you're interviewing buddy like that's
your fault, like you know yourwhole thing like that.

Tim (01:06:18):
This is my thing about all you gotta do is hot too, and
spit on that thing.

Chad (01:06:21):
This is my thing with people that interview people
they don't have to do anything.
No, they don't have to doanything.
No, I mean, I'm not saying us,because obviously we do
different things.
But if we went on the streetsand were like, hey, tell me
about a time when that thinghappened.
You're expecting them to saysomething and you're going
through 50 people and pickingout the best parts, I still
think we should go out the West7th.

Javier (01:06:42):
You're totally relying on someone else to be your
moneymaker.
We still should go out the West7th and do it.
Oh fuck no.

Chad (01:06:48):
No, I'd rather go to the stockyards.

Javier (01:06:50):
I'm not the kid in the fucking throat.

Tim (01:06:52):
Stockyards.
It's not West 7th.
Yeah, stockyards.
We can go to stockyards forsure.
Honestly, we should do that onour 20th anniversary.
That's coming up.
We're doing that, yeah, yeah.

Javier (01:07:02):
Speaking of which, it's crazy.
I have three other things thatare happening that day that I
can't do.

Chad (01:07:08):
Well.

Javier (01:07:09):
I can't do Ernie Day.

Chad (01:07:11):
We might later in the night, it depends.
It depends on how, because theother thing starts at 8.

Javier (01:07:19):
Our 20 year union starts at 8.
We have, are we?

Tim (01:07:23):
doing the cruise?
Are we going to cruise Maineand then show up?
I don't think I'm going to dothat.
I think I'm just going to showup.
I'll just show up.

Javier (01:07:31):
I don't know why we had to pick that place.

Tim (01:07:33):
Because it's a high school.
I don't give a goddamn alumnithat owns it.

Javier (01:07:37):
Why the fuck am I gonna support that?

Chad (01:07:38):
shit.

Javier (01:07:38):
Well, danny wasn't gonna come into town because it's
lillian's birthday yeah but nowthey're doing it here yeah, if
your mom, so he can come, yeah,and then roy's gonna be in town
too.

Chad (01:07:47):
It's gonna be all the boys , dude.
Yeah, it's gonna be all theboys so I think we're all
wearing bitch.
I'm gonna wear how the fuck doI know?
It's two or three weeks awaywhat am I wearing?

Javier (01:07:56):
I'm just gonna wear dallas cowboy show who the fuck
cares?

Chad (01:07:59):
yeah, who cares?
What are you gonna wear?

Javier (01:08:01):
that wear a tuxedo I, I'm an oil man, I do things dude
, we should go in our adidastrack suits.

Chad (01:08:09):
Oh my, that's what we should do.
People are like dude, are you athing?
What is this?
People don't know.
None of the people we graduatewith know the word of the Funky
Panther.

Javier (01:08:17):
Look, it's going to be fun to get together with
everybody that we went to schoolwith, but I wish we would've
picked a better place, is it?

Chad (01:08:26):
I think, it's going to be interesting.
I'm, we see, the people that wewould give a shit about?

Tim (01:08:31):
Yeah, but we're going to see people that give a shit
about us that we don't knowabout.
I'll just tell you right now,no one gives a shit about us.

Javier (01:08:36):
There's not a single person I'm glad I hadn't seen
Chip Garibia in maybe 15 years,so I really don't give a shit
about anything else.

Tim (01:08:41):
Do you think he's going to show?

Javier (01:08:42):
up Fuck, who the fuck cares?
I just I brought up his name.

Chad (01:08:49):
Believe his name.

Tim (01:08:50):
I'm not a person that reminisces.
Is Anthony coming?
I don't know.
We should probably get him.

Javier (01:08:54):
Well, because one of our friends' birthday is also.
Her party is also on the 27th,and so it ends at 745.
It's at Worlderland, so I thinkI'm just going to.
We'll go over there because,like you should Like.
We already talked about ourgirls like hanging out that
night.

Tim (01:09:11):
Yeah, they don't want to do this, they don't want to go to
that shit.

Javier (01:09:13):
Yeah, and so like maybe go to that thing first and then
go to the.

Chad (01:09:18):
Wait, they don't.

Tim (01:09:19):
I thought, no we're going by ourselves.

Javier (01:09:21):
We're going by ourselves oh.

Tim (01:09:22):
I didn't know that we're going by ourselves.
That's news to me.

Javier (01:09:27):
Yeah, none of them.

Tim (01:09:28):
I'm sure Sarah is going to be like, yeah, they don't want
to go, I don't want to go.

Javier (01:09:31):
We had this conversation over a month ago, a month and a
half ago.

Chad (01:09:34):
I thought she was looking forward to it.
I think Sarah wanted to go.
Really, yeah, that's probablynot a thing, huh, no.

Tim (01:09:43):
Why would she want to go?

Javier (01:09:43):
to year 20?
.
I'm not going to make you dothat.
Why would?

Tim (01:09:48):
she want to go to year 20?
I still can't believe it'salready been 10 years since our
last one, yeah, yeah, and beforewe know it it's going to be 30.
Fuck, and we're going to be old.
Time's going by and we're stillgoing to be doing this podcast,
which is weird.

Chad (01:09:59):
If y'all weren't going, I don't know if I'd go.

Tim (01:10:01):
Oh no, I wouldn't go if y'all weren't going, I want to
go.
Right, I don't even know ifhe's going to go.
Yeah, because he's your boy.
If y'all weren't going Iwouldn't go, but I wanted to go.
I kind of want to see the trainwrecks.

Chad (01:10:21):
I don't know.
Like we're to the age, where isthere still going to be train
wrecks?

Tim (01:10:25):
Yes, 100%.
Have you not seen the Facebookpage?

Chad (01:10:28):
No.

Tim (01:10:30):
What does that mean?

Chad (01:10:33):
There, no, what does that mean?
There's going to be.
You need to get on there andlook, there's going to be train
wrecks.

Tim (01:10:37):
It's going to happen.

Chad (01:10:38):
Somebody's going to go home?

Tim (01:10:39):
with somebody's man.

Chad (01:10:40):
I'm hoping to go home with you.

Tim (01:10:42):
That's what I'm saying.
Why don't we all?

Javier (01:10:45):
just leave Uber there and then Uber to the high school
which you live down the streetfrom.
Let's get even more shit-faced.
No, let's go to Ernie Day.
Let's go to Ernie.

Chad (01:10:54):
Day.
We should, though, like, maybemeet at my mom's house or
something like that, and thenjust take an Uber XL and all go
together or something like that.

Javier (01:11:00):
Yeah, that way all the boys could go together.

Tim (01:11:09):
Yeah, and we can leave together We've got to watch
American, let's watch that andwhat not to do.

Chad (01:11:14):
This time, though, you've got to interview people.
This is your thing.
You've got to fucking interviewpeople.

Tim (01:11:20):
I think we should do that.
I think that would actuallymake pretty good That'd be
interesting content.

Chad (01:11:24):
It would be good TikTok stuff because have you seen
where they do?

Tim (01:11:27):
the Facebook, not Facebook, but they do the yearbook and
then I got past.

Chad (01:11:34):
I do have like this.

Javier (01:11:35):
It's not a gimbal, but this little like two-handed
camera thing that I have a lighton two-handed dildo that you
know and so we could bring thatand then bring the mics yeah, I
think just the mics.
We're not.
I don't want to go all out forthis no, no, we need video.

Chad (01:11:49):
You need light.
It's going to look like shitwithout light.

Javier (01:11:51):
You got to have a light.
It's a hillbilly bar, so I'msure it'll be.

Tim (01:11:53):
Yeah so I'll bring my little setup.
I can't wait to be at thehillbilly bar Fuck, and then, if
we want to, we can go over tothe White Elephant, which I do
like.

Chad (01:12:08):
We can just go to the Basin Bar.

Tim (01:12:09):
Let's just go.
The've been to the stockyardstogether.

Chad (01:12:13):
It's been a minute.

Tim (01:12:14):
It's been a minute.

Chad (01:12:14):
But like if it's going to be the three of us.
Roy, danny, I'm sure Chesterwill probably go.
I don't know if Starks can goor not.
Like you, got the boys together, that's going to be.
That's the first timeay.

Tim (01:12:32):
That's true.
That's true, nothing.

Chad (01:12:35):
Not a goddamn thing.

Tim (01:12:36):
No.

Chad (01:12:37):
Man, it's going to get weird, you're right.

Tim (01:12:38):
It's going to be a weird thing.
I'm here for it.
I want to get weird.

Chad (01:12:46):
I want to get weird with the boys.

Javier (01:12:48):
Is this where we input like a Stitch thing, sorry,
brother.

Chad (01:12:52):
Oh, that has a whole new meaning.
What's up?

Javier (01:12:53):
brother, what's up brother?

Tim (01:12:57):
They've been posting things that didn't equal that, he said
.

Chad (01:13:01):
Yeah, all right, anything else that we want to talk about?
Man, this has been fun catchingup.
It's been so fucking long.

Tim (01:13:10):
For those that don't know we don't live together, nor do
we hang out every week together.

Javier (01:13:16):
But now we're going to plan a weekend when we're
actually in a house and we'reenclosed.
We're going to figure this out.

Chad (01:13:22):
Just like we were going to go to Austin the past two years
.

Tim (01:13:24):
Honestly what we should do.
Hang on, we are still planningon Austin.
I told Lance.

Javier (01:13:29):
I want to go whenever.

Tim (01:13:30):
So I told Lance I want to go whenever it cools off a
little bit.
He's never been to Austin.
We got some places.

Javier (01:13:34):
He wants to do some barbecue stuff and all that,
we're going to try to go on aSaturday ACL.

Tim (01:13:38):
We're going to try to go Friday, so leave on a Friday,
come back on a Sunday.

Javier (01:13:44):
So like early Friday or something like that.

Tim (01:13:46):
Just go out there, hit up a few places, eat all day, have
some good drinks, all that stuff.
Here's what I want to do withthis house situation.
I want to post the address andwhoever shows up just shows up
At the house we're staying at.
They just hang out with us fora little bit.

Javier (01:14:02):
We've got to invite the usuals.
That sounds murdery to me,speaking of murderers, linus
says I don't get it, but I wentto Everman and we have murderers
in my graduating class.

Tim (01:14:14):
Yes, that's crazy.
I don't like that at all.

Chad (01:14:18):
All right.

Tim (01:14:19):
Yeah, I don't have anything else though.

Chad (01:14:20):
Well then, that wraps it up.
Hit the music there.
Timothy, Thank you for hangingout with us here on YouTube If
you're listening to the podcast.
Thank you as well.
Thanks for catching up.
We've had quite a few listens,even though we've been off air
for about a week or so.
If you want to do so, pleasemake sure you follow at get
blitz game.
I'm so sorry, Uh, at the funkyPanther.
On all things social media, no,no one, even y'all, even know,

(01:14:42):
I heard, I heard, I heard, Iheard follow the funky puns fan
funkypanthercom.
Holy shit, I'm out of practice.
Stay good y'all I'm chad I'mjavier, I'm tim and we are the

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