Gnar Couch Podshow 154: Reamo Piehole Update, Deano's Hawt Sawce, What is Kurtis Downs' Name?

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Everybody knows everybody in
five. Shit. Hang on, hang on, hang on. I'm
not ready. Three, two.
Come on. Uno.
What?
Leading past I am the downhill

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chase the attic couch.
People are pretending they're smart, but they're. Actually really stupid, stupid,
stupid. Pretend that this crumpled up paper
can be perfect again from the top to the bottom, bottom to top I stop.
At the core of forgotten in the. Middle of my thought taking far from my
safety the picture's there the memory. Won'T escape me I'm

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here at this podium talking this ceremony, your offerings dedicated. To
urban dysfunctional springs. What's happening? City governments are eternally
napping, trapped in gritty covenants, causing urban collapse. And fullest that scar.
Souls with dark holes get more than your car stole. Some hearts be blacker than
charcoal. This society's deprivation depends not on our
differences, but the separation within. No reparation is made. Limited

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aid and minimum wage. Even though I'm playing Tracy Bird when.
We started, tragedy, darkness over spreads like. A
permanent plague on the wrong fader.
I saw his hand go over to the fader, and I was like, okay, there's
a good cue. I was, like, starting to go down. I'm like, I'm watching him
pull the fader down, and nothing's happening. I'm like, well, no one can hear what

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I'm saying. Your voice is disappearing.
Well, shit. I'm trying a new thing with the music
instead of cutting it down. I'm having fun with it. And go back to the
old thing. Back to the old thing. Damn it. Now, remember how he was feeling
confident on drops? He was most definitely talking about the bike.
He came in. Rob comes in today, goes, hey, man, I've been feeling pretty comfortable

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on drops, and I'm like, why'd you get some new ones? And he starts talking
about doing drops in virgin. Did you get new ones? And
then he said something about, like, no one that I did, like, a few
years know, but I did it again. And you're like, you got really
confused. Okay, so I'm going to try and guess that was
Charlie Tuna. Charlie Tuna. It was who that was.

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That was. Who is running that verse? But the
song is actually forgotten by Lincoln park from. Well, that's why I was going to.
Let me finish. Let's say the other dude sounds like Mike
Shinoda. Yeah, it was Mike Shinoda and Charlie Tua.
Yeah. That album, reanimation, is, like, one of
my favorite all time albums. How do you fit so many things up there? I

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could not remember all those people's names. I didn't
know what you were talking about. When you asked how many things I could fit
up there. You got real confused. How many things you fit
in there, boy? Let's see. Dr.
Will find out for us. We need to get rid of that name
because that's his actual name.

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Give us a bleep. Dr. McCockaner. Dr.
McCockaner could find out for us. How many things I could know?
I don't know if you know this. I was in radio for a while. Oh,
yeah. That's how I know. I swear I knew something about that. I've
heard it before, I think. Spent a lot of time in it. A lot of
time. How do you. Inside of radio? In it? Yeah. Making no

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money. That's what you're making radio? $0, I think, the
first full time contract I signed in radio
legit, not making this up. 15 grand a
year. Wow. That was, like, what, 30 years ago, though?
That was a long time ago. That's still shitty for, like, the 30s.

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That's pretty bad. I
signed one at the bike
shop once for 25 a year, and I couldn't even live off
that. No, you can't. I mean, it was in southeast Missouri,
so you could live off. Yeah, but it's like,
you want that job so bad, and everyone wants

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that job so bad, they just fuck you. They fuck you so goddamn
hard. I would love that. Where do I
go? Sign up for this. Like, okay, bend over, and
we'll shove this contract up your ass. I was told this is where I. Come
to get fucked, right? And the dude I was intern was like, don't take
that job. But I was like, I don't want to fucking work part time

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anymore. I want to do this every day and get good at it. And then
I got there, and they made me read liner cards. You know what liner cards
are? They sound terrible. It's like a pre
written script going into every song. So, like, every day
the same thing. And so what I would do to put my demos together, I'd
sneak in, like, two or three breaks every day where I didn't read the liner

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card. And then if my program director or GM heard it, he'd come storming
it. He's like, stick the liner cards. Fuck you. I'll be gone in, like, three
months. And so they moved me from nights to
afternoons, and I quit. Like, a month later. I was out of
there. Isn't afternoon a better spot? Yeah, afternoons
is great. That's, to me, the best place to be. Everyone's headed

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home morning. Got the radio on. Fuck. Wants to get up at four in the
morning. That's two. Talk about trendy Naruto. Like
seven or 08:00 a.m.. Perfect. Yeah, everybody's going to work. That's
good. That's good. If you can get in the studio and not do any prep.
Around seven. That's perfect. That's a good radio. It's like this. Yeah. Around
seven ish. Do this just like. Yeah, show up around seven ish and

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show up. We don't know what the fuck we're going to talk about.
Yeah, but this is way better than radio. We've got Nartutri.
Oh, yeah. We've got actual
camaraderie and beer. That word. Yeah. And
we get paid about the same. Yeah. Seriously?
Pretty much. And you don't have to be fucked.

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You don't have to get fucked. Unpaid internship.
A paid internship. Yeah. They'd always say this,
but with remote, you could earn up too. And
then they give you some astronomical amount of remotes you would have to do to
earn like another $4,000. You just do 35
remotes at like $10 apiece. You can maybe

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afford tires this year. That's like no weekends a
year to do anything. Yeah, that was life. That was how it was. And then
I got into a bigger market. It was better. I got into where I was
in two markets at once in Illinois, which was a good thing because there's always
a remote and I always paid well. Double dipping. Oh, yeah. Sometimes
in cash. That's what's up. Walk into T Mobile, broke.

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Walk out, three Honda in the pocket. Whoo. Yo,
I am rich in radio rich, right?
Sounds kind of broke. $300.
You woke up and went to work for $300. You ever heard of people in
Utah being house poor? I was radio rich.

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Like, I'm going to the mall on the way back. Radio rich bitch getting
some SB dunks over there on the west
side of the room since we're rolling through the intro song for the second time.
And now we've violated three copyright laws before
we even started. Welcome back the green
helmet, Jimmy Sniper. I didn't know that yeast

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infections had genders. What is your angrometer
at right now? 7.1. Is it up because we played the
Tracy Bird song? No. That was a little
nostalgic. You like that one or did you like. No, it was
nostalgic, though. I liked your dance. I've never seen you dance until
tonight. Smooth. I didn't even see it. I just kind of twitched one leg.

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That's why it's good. That's more than we'd expect from a jimmy. He looks like
one of those people who crash at the bike park and they're having a seizure.
That was my buddy when I took him to ICE street for the first time.
Yikes. Don't get the twitches. That guy over there is
JP, also known as Uncle Touchy. I enjoy watching women's
sports. What's your favorite one?

(08:09):
Probably
it's tough. Sand volleyball, baby. No, see, I do
actually enjoy that because I actually
enjoy watching women's basketball.
No, baseball. Basketball. That's what it is. Do you know
anything about sports? Unfortunately, a little bit. I've only

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golfed and ridden bikes. I know a bunch about golf and
bikes. The guy over there who's not in his uniform,
probably because a bird shit on it last weekend is
Bobston Ross. I didn't touch anything. It just fell
out. And we'll get into that story, I'm sure. My name is
Chief get your mouth fucked up.

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Hey, speaking of golf, have you watched that show on Netflix? Full
swing? I don't tend to watch those kinds of shows, but I've heard
it's good. It is really good. Yeah, it's like the f one
show and stuff. I don't enjoy those. I think you'd like this
because you really get to know the golfers and how goofy some of them really
are in real life. Yeah, I think you'd like it. There's just something about it

(09:16):
that's really influencer
esque. You should watch it. I don't get that vibe. Okay. If it's
done well, I like those. No, but, like, the f one thing is just, like,
all about them, and I love car racing. And
so when you see none of the racing side of it, I'm like. Okay, well,
you get to see all the golfing, so you get to see how they win.
And because I actually enjoy watching golf.

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I do, too. Yeah. Because I sleep through it, and I love
sleeping. If I'm at the bar, I'm either turning on motor
trend or the golf channel. Those are both good. Bar.
Absolutely. We show up every time we show up. There's
always just, like, sport talk
shows on. Yeah, I never got that. And there's no audio.

(10:01):
You're going to give me a sports talk show with no audio, so I don't
see them playing, and I see these bronies up there
just trying to do something not too rude. I like to say what
I think they're saying. Yeah. Next time we go out
for sushi. Hido. Shucks. Yeah. And we're watching that. We'll
play that game. I'll say what I think they're saying. And it's usually stuff about

(10:23):
being gay. I have a hard
time. Some of them look super
fake. There's this one guy, and his beard was so
perfectly trimmed, and his hairline was so perfect, and his skin
had not one single deflection. The perfect
chocolatey brown, smooth. I was like, this guy's not

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even real. He probably isn't, dude. It looked like one of those
TikTok like face cover things. That's
how Steve Harvey's looking nowadays. I haven't
seen him in a minute. I caught like five minutes of that game
show. He hosts. He hosts a new game. He's still going,
whatever. That family feud. Oh, it is family feud. He's

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funny on that. He is. He always talks some mad shit. I like it when
he laughs, when someone says something ridiculous, he's like. And he like,
runs around. He just runs around the whole set laughing.
And I think that's as funny as anything that he says or anyone else says.
I love overreactive people to things. It
is good. It's really, really fun. Yeah. I've been listening to

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Kiltony, and have you ever heard that podcast? It's hilarious.
I need to start. It's. It's so good. You feel bad at first until
you realize it's just like part of the community. I'm not a big
stand up guy. I love good stand up, but it's a panel, and they
have famous stand up guys come on, and then they have a
hat or a bucket they draw names out of. People in the crowd will come

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put their names in to do 60 seconds of stand up, and then they either
tell them they did a good job or rag the everliving piss out of them.
And it's brutal, but it's so
funny. Just quick, quick stuff. It's really funny. Yeah. If
you don't like this podcast, listen to that one. Yeah, it's probably
actually funny. It is a little long, though. It's like 3 hours

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usually. That's too long unless you're Joe Rogan and you have a good
guest on. Sometimes he has guests on. I'm like, fucking like, I don't care
about. The fighters and
most the comedians, unless it's a comedian I like, I'll listen
to. I was. I did watch like the first ever
UFC a couple weeks ago, and I remembered how

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badass that was. Oh, yeah, dude, they're just like elbow smashing each other
on the ground, fucking stomping on each other, kicking each other in the dick.
Grab his dick and twist.
Oh, man. We have some comments in the zoom room,
mainly from Bentonville Luna, and mainly about you, Chief.

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And it starts off with one virgin drop I would do
is on Chief's bumhole. My
favorite Lincoln park album is the one with Chief's Bumhole.
James Marksman's comment to that was, in the end,
he's so quick. Bentonville Lunar goes

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on to sniper. He goes on to say, chief's bumhole is
tonight's topic or bottom pick,
slick. So Cougar says, give him the point of authority.
Ed Luder again goes on to say his favorite album, favorite
Lincoln park album that Chief collaborated with is
Numb. Like his bumhole runner up. Lincoln

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park album that Chief collaborated with on is Meteora. Like
his pod show has a
meaty aura. Then he goes on say, enough pod
show. Enough pod show. Show us your bum hole.
It keeps going, too. It's like, I think it's JP's thick
talk. And he says, kill Tony's is my

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Mondays. Like Narcouch is my Wednesdays. Oh,
I like that. Wow. They go well together. We're
going to start ragging on you harder, Rob. He never wrote Al Bum.
Al Bum. I don't think he wrote album. I think it was album. Missed that
one. Yeah. Oh, that's a good one. Good catch. Chief.
Bumhole tonight.

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His meaty aura. Our special guest tonight is
chief's Bumhole. Everybody, a round of
applause. And this is why the Kuwait rep I
recently talked to said, you guys are really funny. Really fucked
up, but really funny. Good. I'm glad that we can be both.
Speaking of bumholes, fine line, fine line. I got a video of me shooting the

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other day, and I normally don't, but listen to the very
beginning. Okay? This is a video of JP shooting
and he's speaking of bumholes.

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There's a few women who listen to this show regularly, and I want to send
a shout out to breeze son
Ollie for jump farting me. Last time I was at,
he was able to spin and jump and fart
at the height of his jump. The absolute apex of the jump,

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onto me. Onto you, right? I was just sitting there and he
goes, hey, chief. I go, what? He jumps in the air and spins and farts
on me and goes away. So did he fart on you or did he
jump into you as he farted or kind of passed? Kind of like,
well, he was standing in front of me and he goes, hey, chief. And I
said, hey, Ollie. And he goes and then takes off. And then

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he ran off. So this is on topic. So
basically, if chief just fatted into the microphone for an hour,
it'd be the pod show we all need. That was slick. And I saw cougar
chief goes, well, at any time as well. And Bentonville
Lunar. If chief fatted into the mic, it would end the world. It would end
the war in the Ukraine.

(16:19):
I think Hamas and whatever those other people are would get along
really well. If we started a show, we actually have a
fart mic. It's just not hot. It's ready to go.
Filters off and everything. The first person ever to fatten through a mic
live on the show was actually rhino. I did see
Rhino yesterday. That's what we

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heard. Yeah, yesterday, giving him Nate J for his birthday.
What? Oh, yeah. He was clapping because you gave him such a good.
See, I didn't give a hand job his birthday. I just cooked him food. You
do it your way, I do it my way. Some people
like some things. Gave him a tuna sandwich. He's

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tricky. That was not a spoon you were washing in that sink.
Took the bottom off the camp sink. I love rhino.
He's a good guy. Just don't like. We've talked about it, I think, here before.
Just don't get into his van too early in the morning. Let it air
out. He actually announced one day. He's like,
I'm just going to go in my. Was this at his birthday party? Yeah, it's

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his birthday. He can shit when he wants to.
That's the original song. Actually.
They took that exact version. How Rob was singing it into the A R guy,
and they're like, we need to make some fucking changes here. It's just not quite
there. I feel something. We need to make a radio

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edit for that. How about we change it to I'll
cry if I want to? I'll cry if I want to.
I don't think it'll be as good. But whatever you want. Whatever.
You seen the South park episode where he's Lord?
You know the singer Lord with an e? He's like, lord, Lord,

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Lord. I am Lord, Lord, Lord, Lord. And then he, like, hits
the mixer and it's like. It's
all perfect. So then he dresses up like a
woman so that he can use the lady's restroom because he writes, he records all
his songs in the women's restroom. Wow,
that's next level. Lunar is still going out. He asked if the mic

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was for sale. I'd love to smell his vegan fat.
And my friend would. Not me. Sorry.
Typo. Do we have anything in the
oral connections? We do, actually. We have two from last week and
then one from today. This is great.
385-367-5332

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is our number. And you can call anytime,
anytime that you want, 24/7 leave any message
that you want. And by
golly, we'll play. It doesn't matter what it is, Jimmy. You have a different way
to say it, though, and I can't remember. Numbers are
stupid. Easiest way to remember it is

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Duke for Jeeb. Four is a number. Four is the number
Duke has. No E. Jeep has a B.
Makes perfect sense. Can you just clip that
next time he's gone? Is there a one in front of all that?
Probably, unless you're on a cell phone. Yes. Also, you can find
us@www.narcouch.com the World

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wide web. Just call
1385. That's my favorite,
www. You got to put in the boss jock
on that. 533-2385
what is it? Remember the damn number.
385-367-5332

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yeah, that's the number thing. And now it burns on a PG.
Why is that cut off like that? I don't know. This playing.
Come in. It's playing. I don't hear shit. Did you
turn it down over there? When you turn that pot down. Okay,
restart. No, I didn't. It's weird. It's actually just not playing. What do you mean,
it's not playing? Do I have to get it up? Hang on, because I'll get

(20:24):
it up. If chief has to get it up, he'll get it up. It's not
hard for me. You're one of those, are you? What they call a stunt cock?
Have you heard about those? We used to have a guy in here named Stuntcock.
I know who it is. I actually talked to him, I think, yesterday.
Stuntcock is actually a good friend of mine. He's been out stunt cocking around
in Beginnerville. That

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help you know who it is? Do you want me to load it up? The
mountain bike capital of the world? Do you want me to get it loaded? Why
is it. Is it just this one? I tried it earlier, too. It was working.
I don't think it was. It's super weird.
Why is this. Why isn't it working? Muted what'd you do? What'd you
do, Rob? Sorry, you're going to have to edit this. I don't know what's going
on. I don't want to edit it. We don't do editing. What are we going

(21:10):
to edit out? The awkward silence that's half the. Here, just start the call
and Rob reads the transcript. Yeah.
Oh, I know why. I figured it out. Now I'm ready to go. I'm going
to. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Okay, you know how many drinks Eric's going
to have to take from that one sentence? I know there's another one. I see
that. We have, like, four. One of them is a double.

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Okay, are you good to go now? Yeah, I am good to go. Okay. Jim
Leahy falling down the stairs. After that sentence. Send it.
Yeah. Hello, this is Remo pie
hole. You may not remember me, but I was on the
knockout race team last season. Yeah, and I
podiumed at the Chicago, Illinois downhill and

(21:57):
the Red Bull rampaved event on the paved trails
there at Kohler park in Bentonville, Arkansas. Or as Rob
would say, cola park.
Yeah, I just wanted to give you guys an update on the
activities of the Remo Express during the offseason.
Yeah, so after I sent you guys all those great Christmas

(22:19):
presents, I bought myself an acoustic guitar and
have been teaching myself the riffs from all the great
Marshall Tucker band songs. Like heard it in a
love song and take the highway. I'm trying my
best, but it's kind of hot. When you were born with only three
fingers on your left hand. But it makes masturbation

(22:41):
interesting, though I hope chief's daddy can dig my
tunes when I get better.
And I got a hold of a web designer, and I'm starting a new inner
web community. I'm hoping Uncle Tachi knows that
imitation is the awesomest form of flattery.
Yeah, because I called it yuma.com,

(23:04):
where you can become a member of the utby,
the uncle touchy boomer youth. And for only
$69, you get a pair of white new balance shoes,
a buck knife, and a headstrong bracelet. Yeah,
but out of respect, I'm cutting Uncle Touchy in for
$6.99 from each membership.

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Yeah, well, that's about all from out here in
opposite land. Until next time, I'll be chopping boots
for TDs. Call me back. It's Remo.
I didn't know you had partnered with him. Oh, my God. I was wondering
where that money was rolling. He messaged me, too,
last week and said, I'm sorry I've been slacking.

(23:48):
I left a remo message. I appreciate those.
Kind of nailed you, dude. He got it down really well.
I was wondering what the last thing would be. The live strong
bracelet. That's so good. That almost made me fall
off the stool. I can't deny it. I've said it. I'd be laying
on my back with my bomb up in the air.

(24:13):
And the next one. Hey,
Narcouch. Wiener master here. So since I've been
working on my. Hot boy shit, working on my gym shit, you know
what I'm saying? Haven't been able to do the free. Ride for all for a
while. So give you guys a
call. Do it right now. All

(24:34):
right. So how do you get a
squirrel? They'll come down from a tree, pause
for dramatic effect. You pull down your pants and
you. Show them your nuts. Wiener
master. Oh, God.
Wonderful. And we have one that looks like. I think it's from

(24:56):
Dino. I know it's from Dino. Transcription unavailable. I
wonder why. I see now the transcription is available. Let's see what
is not that smart. Hey,
guys. Today I want to talk to you about something that's a little bit
abstract. I want to ask you a question about
numbers, and I need you to answer it for me. Okay? So I want to

(25:17):
know, without using the obvious definition, how
long is 1 million second? Right?
Take your time. I want to know how long 1 million second is.
You got something? Okay. Was it
11.6 days? Roughly a week and a half.
Because that's how long 1 million second is. Now,

(25:41):
we'll let that sink in. That's just 1 million second. Now that we've got that
answered, let's ask another question. How long
is 1 billion second? So a million and a billion. They
sound similar. And I hear them get tossed around all the time in the news
and online and everything. So how long is a billion seconds? What
do you think? Billion? If your guess was

(26:02):
about 32 years, then you'd be correct,
because a billion seconds is roughly 32 years.
So I'm asking you about this because, in general, the human brain
is not equipped to handle large numbers, even into the thousands.
It's almost incomprehensible for the average person. Like, just ask
someone what they would do with certain amounts of money. What would you do with

(26:23):
$100, 1000, 10,000, a
million? Generally, the higher you go, the more fantastical the
answers. And it's part of the reason why Lotto winners
rarely are rarely functioning individuals. A few years after
winning the big mega million lotto, those numbers just
simply don't register in our monkey brains. And this goes

(26:45):
for small numbers as well, such as milli, micro, nano, et cetera.
So when I called in a few weeks ago, I feel as though the fact
that it takes literal nanograms of a substance to
kill a full size human didn't hit as hard as it should.
That's a throwback to the botulism concept, but
neither here nor there. So a week and a half ago was 1 million

(27:07):
second ago. Okay. And 1
billion second ago, Nirvana's album never mind
goes number one on the charts. What about a trillion seconds
ago? A trillion seconds ago, mankind
had yet to figure out farming and wouldn't for another few thousand
years because a trillion seconds is 32,000

(27:30):
years. So if we're all very lucky, we
may last 3 billion second on planet Earth. And if
we're very unlucky, we'll live to see the national debt of this country
rise another few trillion dollars. Have a great
podcast.

(27:50):
That's the right one. This is the right one. No, that's the
right noise for if you're on the debt calculator. Yeah, I think
that's applicable. Yeah, I wondered if that was going to come in because
it's like the people in charge
don't understand big numbers. No, they don't. I don't think they
understand pretty much the same thing we were talking

(28:13):
about because he actually sent me that in a DM and
I was trying to go to bed and send pictures of my bum to
Bentonville Lunar. I got a DM from him and it was
asking me to do all. Then
I can't remember how it went, but he wanted me to give
him actual answers. But given my nature, I

(28:36):
can't. But, yeah, he asked me all these questions. I was like, how long would
it take to just print the trillion dollars?
How long would that take?
How many bills can we print and say hour? Well, you could
print a trillion dollar bill really quick. Yeah, that's the same
thing, right? Yeah, just print a bunch of. I mean, even at

(28:57):
hundreds. What? Even at hundreds.
It's really coming out. You are from Utah.
Hey, since it's there, you got that buck knife? No,
I'm wearing my riding pants. I just realized you don't have your buck knife. I
wanted you to cut. I know my buck knife is on my pants. Does anyone

(29:18):
have their knife on? I don't. In my van. I don't have my knife on
me. I'll go get a knife. Hang on. All right, I just had a pen.
Hold it down. Got a gun? Just shoot it open. Hold it at the
ground. Fuck it. It probably won't go through your floor. I think it's
concrete. I don't think that many hollow points. Aren'T that many people living in this
apartment building? Yeah, it doesn't seem like it'll get stopped. Yeah, we'll stop somewhere.

(29:38):
Might go through that wall sometime. Whoa. Holy shit. Okay,
so Dino, the XC nerd who we just heard from, who was explaining numbers
to us, he also makes hot sauce. I'm in the blood circle, and
this. Is the worst knife on earth and is also the easiest one to get.
Longest sounds right.
Look, go. God. All right. I'll be right

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back. Don't fall on that doe, chief.
Like usual. I fucked it up. He, like, goes to reach for his
headphones, just about stabs himself in the eye. I know
you don't want to do that. I've done that before. He's back.
Extremely sharp pen knife from Jimmy. A real knife.
Look how that just blade it open. I mean, almost as sharp as. Not

(30:24):
to be confused with a penn niss.
Did you guys ever. You're a little bit older than me, but in school,
middle school, I think it was the pen 15
club. Be like, you want to join the pen
club? I'm pen one, he's pen two, pen three. You're going

(30:45):
to be pen number 15 in the pen club. And so
you'd have to write pen and then your number 15, or whatever it was. But
then it'd just be penis that you wrote on your hand with a permanent marker.
There's a Netflix show that's called Pen 15. Really? Yeah.
Well, I liked it before. It was cool on Netflix.

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I'm excited to try this. I like hot sauce. Oh, yeah? Sent the
sauce. Chief was trying to open it with a filet
knife. You have a dull filet knife? Apparently very.
There we go. You get it? Okay, so we're getting it open. It doesn't have
a label. Tell us what it is. He says it's childproof. I hope it
doesn't have botulism. Yeah, the botch. What did

(31:28):
he say? One 1,000,000th of something or another. Is he in
the zoo? Micro or macro? All right, pull him up.
Dino, you up there, bud? Dean dog. Hey, fellas.
Hey, budy. It smells good. Oh, I can't wait. Give it a little sniff. Sniff
that. Boy.
That smells nice. Smells like a.

(31:53):
It's a little barbecue. Barbecue
or not. A heavy chipotle
style. Yeah, I don't know. That smells. There you
go. Okay, so there it is. We have an assortment of
our narcudery that we can try it on. So we
always have cheese crackers and salami here.

(32:15):
What should we try? It on, do you think? Because this is your special
batch of botulism hot sauce. It goes great on
eggs. Okay. We don't have that. That means it'll go well on
salami and cheese. Yeah, just try it
out. It's a chipotle hot sauce. So chipotle,
garlic, onions, those sort of things. I was going to say it smelled like a

(32:36):
chipotle, but not super over the top, which I really am stoked. I'm going to
give it a little go here on this
narcudary, and I'm excited.
What would you rate it on scale of one to 69
in heat? Yeah. Should we dob it? It didn't smell crazy. Oh, it's like a
15 out of. 69 out of
69. Okay. It's not too hot.

(33:03):
I didn't want to make it, like, melt your face off hot. That's no
fun. That's respectable and delicious.
Rob's over there. He really wants someone to give him some of the hot. I'm
really excited because I love hot sauce. Oh, it is good. I just licked it
off my thumb, and I'm about to eat my thumb. Jimmy's doing what he jimmy
thing. He's just putting it on cheese. That's awesome.

(33:24):
Jimmy loves cheese. I don't want to taint it with the salami.
That's what she said. My mouth is
watering. Here we go. Oh, my
goodness. That's delicious.
It's subtle, yet

(33:45):
I don't know how to write. Here we go. I want to say it has
light hints of chipotle maybe.
I'm so glad that you guys like it. The secret
ingredient is I go on a four hour gravel bike
ride. I squeeze out my.

(34:08):
Legit. Rob hasn't eaten it yet, and he's still going to. After he's
still going to eat it. You can sell all of it to
Bentonville lunar. Oh, my God. I have a chammy on right
now, and I just about threw up, even though my mouth's
still, like, watering because it tastes good. I don't know.
Oh, Rob's going in for seconds already. Sorry. It's really

(34:29):
good. I never knew if I liked shammy
salami. I'm not going to some shammy water. Put it on my
eggs because Rob's going to eat it all tonight. I'm not going to eat it
all. I'm just going to have a little bit more. Do you think we could
sell shammy water? I want to put some of this on my eggs tomorrow. I
think we could. It is good. Did you give it
a name or is it just Dean's shammy water hot sauce?

(34:52):
No name yet. The shammy sauce. Come up with a name.
Dean's sauce. Anyone in the zoom room have
a name for Dean's hot sauce? Ooh, that could be our question of the
week. Next week as well. That's a good one. Definitely
one of the guys who follows the page. He'd send us in hot sauce. What
should we name the hot sauce? Yeah, I like that. Okay. Yeah. Because we always

(35:12):
get some real good ones there. If you didn't know how I got.
My label, I'll make the label depending on the best one.
Dean's keens. Oh, it's got to be Keene's.
Keen's hot sauce. Dean's keen hot sauce.
Dean's keen. Dean's uncle cheese. I just

(35:34):
love how surprised everyone is. Oh, my God. Not
surprised that you made it good. I've just never tasted a sauce that was like.
It's different. Yeah, I'm trying to explain. It's like
insanely sweet and
savory. It's a lot of both. And it somehow
meets in the middle and collides with an explosion of

(35:55):
flavors in your mouth. Yeah. And one of the things you notice first is it
feels thicker in your. Mouth and it stays with you.
Actually, the flavor. Yes, it does.
If it drips down off your lip, it's a little bit thicker. So you can
kind of wipe it up before you get it on your shirt. Stuff, too. Dean's
keen herp sauce. Lunar's

(36:16):
got Uncle Touchy's cream sauce.
Dean's Casey sauce. Oh, my God. Casey sauce.
JP's rabbi's. JP's rabbi's. I think he means
rabies. Rabies. Honey, honey ray. Oh, honey.
Sriracha sauce. Dude, that's so good. How fucking Boston are you?
The dog's got Ravi's. Did you say it has honey in it?

(36:39):
What else? Chipotle. And what? What did you say else? Okay, everything
that's in. What. So it's got Chipotle, it's
got onions, and it's got garlic, a little
bit of vinegar. I've fermented for
two weeks. I think that's what it is,
man. That's good. Remember how I was saying I kind of smell like

(37:02):
onions lately? Now I'm really going to smell like onions and
garlic. I'm not going to have any of it. Rob's going to eat it all,
then take it home for sale. I'm going to buy some. He's going to be
sitting out in his yard. No fucking pants on, hot sauce in
his. Yeah, I've got, I've got about
eight more bottles that I'll have ready. I don't know, in a couple,

(37:24):
like two weeks or so. Let us know. I want
some. Do you think Dino has moved
up to, like, a top three
listener type? Absolutely. I think so. I don't really know how I feel
about that. Top three contributor.
He's a great contributor. I mean, we're eating his shammy

(37:45):
leftovers. There's got to be a place for. How does
it pair with the whiskey?
Maybe that's why it was so good, because I was sipping on little
ginger whiskey. Maybe you need a little hit of. The whiskey and then boom. If
you want something. I do love bourbon. I love. Grab a little cup, take a

(38:06):
splash. Yeah, I think I might. You should.
That's what I like about. You can have a splash. I'll get the cup for
you if you want. I know what the shot glasses are. Oh, let's
start doing shots, baby. Are you going to try and make this
available for other people to buy? And also, you have a book that you need
to push. You haven't bought my book yet, have you? I don't even know if

(38:28):
you guys can read. That's fair. Hasn't been
proven yet, right? AI
writes all of our stuff. Pretty much. We don't even know
how to listen. We're like, what did we talk about for the last hour?
I don't know. Ask AI. And then we might remember. Thank
God we have cats. Magic.

(38:50):
Oh, we're. Well, so. God, Dino, he does it all,
dude. He does it all. Except for, like, really ride mountain bikes.
Yeah, like, he rides gravel bikes and occasionally rides,
like, an XC bike. That's why I really like him, though. I used to be
a big gravel nerd. That's
something somebody asked me. Oh,

(39:12):
Rob asked me. He's like, oh, you took your chammy off right after the ride.
I'm like, no, I'm used to wearing this thing for like, 8 hours straight.
I'll be fine. Disgustingly hot.
Well, thank you, Dino. We'll come up with a name for it next week.
And I think it's really, really good. It is different. It's like
thick, fucking legit. And it doesn't taste spicy, but it's got a little zest

(39:34):
after it goes down. The heat stays with you a little bit.
I feel a little afterbirth after birth. And just for the record, I paid
them nothing to say all of this. No,
I am genuinely blown away. How good. That is delicious. It's unique, for
sure. I've never tasted anything quite like it. You know what you should do? You
should move to the Pacific Northwest and start selling.

(39:56):
Ooh, you think Mike from the bike
dark co thing that you read about, will he let
me crash there? Oh, he already told me he would.
Perfect. We'll send you his address. I don't think. Thanks, Mr. Randall.
Speaking of Lost Co. We never did the read. That's all right. We'll get to
it eventually. I was giving you a

(40:18):
segue. See this man? He is a top. He's
better than this. Yeah. God damn it. Careful, Rob. You better mute him before he
takes your job. He's going to start hitting drops when
you unmute him. We're most into Rob's laptop.
Rob hasn't been contributing as much. He's running out of fucked up sex stories to
tell. There's only so many things a man

(40:41):
can do. Oh, no, I still have more. Don't you worry, you depraved son of
a bitch. All right, tell us your book name, and then I'll say goodbye and
I'll do the los. Go read. Oh, Jesus. It's called a murder and
Scoopopolis. I've got, like, seven books,
but that can be another discussion, I guess.
Damn. We should have him on about his books and such. I told him

(41:01):
to send a book. Or I could just buy one and then we could read
it. Where do we buy a book at? But we'll read it in the voices
that we think they should sound like. Yes, that could be a segment. Dino, you
are 100% correct. I don't know how to read. Where would I even buy it?
Which book should I buy? Dino? Which one do you want me to buy? I
can send you a link. You should. Would that be easy? Well, you can tell
me the name of the book. I'm on Amazon. I already did. Well, I don't

(41:24):
have in front of me. I got a new murderer and cockpopolis. Okay, a
murderer? Yes, a murderer and cockpopolis.
I got an uncle from there. Okay.
What book should I get? Here you go.
Check your chat. Wait. Instagram? No.

(41:45):
Zoom room. I'm not on it right now. Oh, he sent me a
link. Okay. Murder and Scoopopolis. This was the one that I
wrote. I think I finished it back in 2019
or so. And I have a most recent book I finished
last year, and I'm currently kind of trying to work
on getting another book started. I'm in the very

(42:07):
beginning process of actually coming up with something like halfway decent to write
about. Wow, dude, you got, like, a five star one. You got one five star
rating. It's pretty good. That's more than we have. In a sunken city
built of refuse lay little heroes, Scoopopolis is one and
only transdimensional mercenary guild. If you had a big
problem in a small budget, they were a succinct theatrical

(42:28):
answer. Oh, I like that. I like that. Open, dude. That's good. The way
you read it was good. The way you said
you kind of segued into the trans portion. You kind of paused on that,
and I was worried for a second. Do you want to try it again with,
like, some music under it? Sure, I do. Like.
Hang on. I got to find something better. Yeah, give me a cue, too. Give

(42:50):
me a cue, and I'll read. It a little bit. Let's try this.
In a sunken city built of refuse lay little
heroes, Scoopopolis's one and only
transdimensional mercenary guild. If you had a big
problem and a small budget, they were your succinct

(43:12):
answer. The company run by a penny
pinching Barnaby and mad
scientist sunshine. I have no idea. I
should have rewrote this. You got to do it in that voice. Sunshine.
Benedictius borrowed children from a strange and alien
world for their work. With a few costumes, some stage

(43:34):
lights, and cheap, enchantive ways wares, the creatures would
set off their very own quest. These creatures were
nigh immune to things in the world, a fact that
Billy, the newest contracted killer, found
especially fascinating.

(43:55):
Great read. I can do this.
I fucked up a couple of things in it, but I could do that if
I had a couple of practices. I think you did.
Just for the record, much like the hot sauce, it's not
as bad as you might think. I kind of like it, dude. I like
the fact that Billy, the newest contracted killer,

(44:15):
found especially fascinating. Okay, do you want the elevator pitch
for this book? Yeah. Okay. You know, when
you were a kid and there was all those little shows and books and
movies about how a little kid gets whisked off to another world
and becomes the hero, and then they come back to their own world and have
the courage to stand up to, like, a bully or something, and it was kind

(44:37):
of meant you were growing up as a kid, coming of age stories,
all that crap, right. Well, let's break this down. If a little
child goes off to another world and has to be involved
in a war to save the kingdom or whatever, that
would screw them up, right? These little kids would go back to their own
world full of PTSD and really no way of

(45:00):
actually telling anyone about it without people thinking that they're crazy.
So that's essentially what's happening here
by accident. The company that's basically doing
this happens to come across a sociopath
and they can't stop him. So the only thing they can think

(45:20):
of is pulling someone else that they've already used previously
back into the world. This person is a college
dropout, works at a burrito store,
and has been basically struggling his entire
life trying to convince himself that that never happened.
Yeah, that's going to be, like me podcast in, like ten years. That sounds

(45:43):
like actually a good movie to a good pitch for
a movie. I kind of want to read this because.
Now there are no pictures. JP. Okay, I'm
out. Not double spaced, is it? I'll read it to you.
Okay. No, that sounds awesome. It sounds like. Just like
you said, I was listening about the director

(46:07):
producer of 300 and I think one of the newer
Batmans where it shows the more real side of these
superheroes. Like, Batman wakes up and he's like taking a pill
and washing it down with shit. And he's like, that's what
Batman would really be like. He'd be fucked up. He's going to be a
drunk. He's going to be this or that. Like you say, where it's like, no,

(46:28):
it's not all roses and fairies after being in La La
Land.
I'm not trying to be super edgy and stuff with this. No, there's absolutely
a tongue in cheek component to this book.
Right. And it's meant in some of the things.
The fact that it is a little bit tongue in cheek and a little bit

(46:50):
whimsical, it makes the times that are bad
hit harder. Right? Like, if you're having to
deal with an unstoppable sociopath and you're just this
company trying to make money, how's that going to look
for? Right?
So ask Boeing.

(47:15):
Yes. Damn it. Jimmy. Jimmy in the tinfoil hat,
dude. Tinfoil hat? Are you kidding me? No, I know. I'm just saying.
Tinfoil hat. Okay, Dino, send me a link in Instagram. I'll buy
it. Thanks, bud. Okay. Thank you for the hot
sauce. It's really, really good. We do appreciate. Awesome. Amazing. Anytime, man.
Thank you for the entertainment. Yummy. Thank you. This pod

(47:37):
show is this book for chief's radio
career.
It's so true, dude. Speaking of
the Boeing, and that's not a conspiracy theory, it's
just fact. I just got sent a link
earlier ATF agent injured in shootout at home of Arkansas

(48:00):
airport executive director. This guy's a gun collector. So is my
buddies. So are my buddies. And they sent me this and was like, the
ATF showed up and there was a shootout. Dude's
basically laying on his deathbed. He was the
director of making like three hundred K a year,
almost the director of the Clinton International

(48:22):
Airport.
Not the first person in the recent to get clipped out of the
old airspace. If you say
something's going on, planes are falling out of the sky, all
their executives are getting shot in the head. Self
inflicted gun wounds. They're getting suicide, plural. Yeah, three

(48:45):
self inflicted gun wounds to the chest.
The gun was still perfectly in his hand. That's how you know he did it.
Okay. I know you guys went down for Rhino's
birthday, but I had, after my crash, I just left some stuff down,
including apparently your suspension for your truck that I had to pick up

(49:07):
for.
So I go down, and I just went down
Monday and Tuesday, just real quick to grab some stuff. But while I was there,
took my e bike, hooked up with Bob from tight shoots. Tight shoots.
Bob has been on our show before. And look, you want to know what the
conversation is like between me and Bob after a ride? Yes, I do.

(49:28):
Yeah, I want to meet Bob. I've heard so much about him. We went down
that road. We went down. Yes, so much.
Tinfoil. Bob is so base. Tinfoil. He's the most base. And
we were laughing because it was like, people are like, often themselves with two
shots to the back of the head with like, Henry fucking rifles. It's
insane. And everybody's just like, oh, bummer.

(49:49):
Oh, unfortunate. Wow, so sad's
like, yep, them Henry Rifles, they're good. Well, that's what we were talking about.
That's like the whole Boeing thing. Even just a simple mind can see,
like, Boeing is worth billions of dollars. The government
makes billions of dollars and pays them billions of dollars. They make
equipment for military and this and that as well. And this and that. So if

(50:12):
somebody's out there trying to make them look bad and shut them down and
this and that, there's a lot of people that know a lot of people that
would make it just really easy for somebody to disappear. I'm going to blow your
mind after this show is something called degrowth capitalism. Oh, boy.
And Dino knows what it is, I'm sure. But there may be a
reason for all this, and I'll explain it to you later. In short,

(50:33):
the dude from Boeing who runs it, I don't know his name. Whoever's the CEO
of Boeing, the people at the top, they're going to get money by listening
to whoever tells them what to do. And if degrowth capitalism
is really a thing, it got to prop someone else up on the
other end of it, which would be China, who just so happened
to make two new planes within the last two years

(50:55):
to replace the planes that we're having problems with here.
Crazy. So I'll get into that a little bit more later. Shit.
Interesting. Remember how I said I don't have that kind of space in my
noggin? Can't do it. I'm going to start pushing out even bike shit.
All right, back to the dick jokes in chief's bumhole.

(51:16):
We can go back to rob calling. What did you call
Curtis Downes this weekend? The short guy?
Crap, I can't remember. The short guy that's really good at
bikes. It explains him. He's down south and he's
like, hey, he's talking to Tony Olmstead, who we had on a few
weeks ago, the photographer. And Tony takes a lot of photos of

(51:38):
Curtis and the other dudes down there. He's like, so what's the
context in this? And you said that to. I said that to Tony from why
not? So we hung out by the fire at
our camp spot on Friday night, and
that's the first time I'd ever met Curtis. And I had an awesome time talking
to him. Super fucking rad guy. Like, actually asked him to come on

(52:00):
the show, but he told me no, and he had a really good reason for
it, and I respect the fucking hell out of that. So we're shooting the
shit, and the next morning I'm kind of walking around the campsite,
and Tony drives by, and I start talking to him.
And I said, oh, yeah, man. I had a lot of fun talking to. Fuck,
I can't remember his I. And I'm

(52:20):
blanking. I'm blanking. I'm like. And he's, I go, he's probably gonna
fucking make fun of me for this. But the short guy that's really good at
bikes, just like that. And I just delivered it just like that. And
without even fucking blinking, tony goes, oh, you mean
Curtis? And I'm like, shit, yes. Fuck. I can't realize I forgot his name.
The funny part of that is, I'm going to guess you're

(52:43):
two to three inches taller than Curtis. Curtis is not a
tall human. I know. I'd give him five
six. Yeah, five five six. Anyways,
5657. I saw Curtis probably like
5.6ft. I saw Curtis like a couple of
hours later and he stopped by and I was like, hey, man, it's fucking rad

(53:05):
talking to you last night. You're fucking funny as hell and you're really fucking
just straight up good, dude. And he's like, thanks, man. I'm like, well, I got
to get to tell you something funny going to make you laugh. And he's like,
what? I'm like, well, Tony was over here earlier and I couldn't remember your
name, so I called you the short
guy that was really good at bikes. And he
just started laughing because when I first met

(53:28):
him the night before, I looked at him and I said, oh, fuck, Navi.
I said, navi calls you a little
person because, no, we're fun sized. He is
fun sized. But anyways, yeah, shout out to him.
He's a really cool guy. He and Navi are like a combined 8ft.

(53:49):
I'm not that tall. Very average. Five foot nine.
But you see the tricks he does on his bike. Imagine somebody with my length
trying to do. Trying to do backflips, Saran
wraps and shit on a mountain bike. Tangled on my
arms would be in a knot by the time I come down. It's like a
daddy long legs trying to do a 360.

(54:12):
But if you could do it, it would look so good. Yeah, they used to
call me long arms. A soros. Dude, your arms are ridiculous.
My wingspan. My arms are so. I'm like, look at the way I think
I've shown you this, but here's my arms. See where they hang? Look at my
belly button. They're more
than a foot below his belly button. His elbows are at his belly

(54:33):
button. Or is that normal? You just
have a really small torso. Close. They're kind of close. I do have a
small torso. I'm all legs, baby. That's the mark of good athletes, though.
They always have big, long arms and big, long fucking legs. Your ape
index, not to be confused. With my
ape index and my gape index, meet

(54:55):
right at your navel.
Dr. McCockinar and I had a
discussion about the gap index today. Oh, God. Sound like
I'm talking to a doctor right now. That's got to be legit,
especially if it's old doc McCock. I heard that Shaq
has a 14 inch palm.

(55:19):
You hesitated on the palm portion. Palm,
14 inch palm.
1015. He's got a huge.
That's not a finger. Finger. That's just like his actual palm. No, like,
I think finger to finger. Okay. No, so, you know, I mean, they say that's
the size of your erect dick is from the base of your palm to your

(55:42):
finger. That's not my hands. In my pocket. The rest of the.
Need. If you need some help, you can always shave
it to make it look bigger. Yeah, I like that cock. My son's hands
are bigger than mine. Should I be concerned

(56:06):
one day? They're always going to get better than. You at some point?
Better and bigger. Don't worry, chief can be your
stunt cock. I think his hands are much bigger.
Remember when Trump kept talking about how big his hands were?
Can we please bring him back? Just for good television at least,

(56:27):
right? You know who's got enormous hands?
Look him up sometime. Chris Pratt. Oh, really?
Ridiculous. Chris Pratt has big.
They're. He's like, wreck it Ralph.
Speaking of hands, didn't you throw some fingers around tonight on the
drive down. Here on that topic? I didn't tonight, but I did want to

(56:49):
address, because you wondered how often I flip people off and
what it's like. I think I commented, I
flip people off plenty, but that doesn't mean
often.
But when I do. Still using. Sorry, that was me. That's right.
When I do, it's usually funny. Like, I'll open the

(57:11):
sunroof and flip them out through the
sunroof. That's a good one. And I don't glare at them, I don't swear
at them. I'm just like. I do it kind of funny because what are you
going to do? It doesn't hurt anybody. You're like,
just very nonchalantly throwing it. Yeah.

(57:31):
I just want you to know. I just want you to know.
Yeah. Because if someone flips me off, I just laugh.
So I expect the same. I like giving
the thumbs up sometimes. That's a good one. And it really upsets the people
that are really pissed off. He just like, good job. No, you're

(57:52):
doing good. Go ahead. This guy was, like, nuking up, cut me off, and then
ends up in the turn lane right next to me. His light turns green and
I'm hanging out the window. I'm like, go, go. Hurry, hurry. It's green,
go. He's like, looking down his steering
wheel. Because, you know, he was ready to inch
up there and try to do that anyway, 100%. Oh, he came nuking past me,

(58:12):
like, 70 on Wasatch. Cuts me off and then
slams and gets in the line of big cottonwood.
I'm like, good job, genius. I don't know if I'm.
I haven't gotten called on it yet, but I've been
using the old notion
with the hand. Okay, yeah, that sounds. I did that the other day and

(58:35):
I. You canceled today. It felt good, but then I was
like, I don't know if I can do that anymore. They felt
really dumb when I did. They
looked away. They didn't do anything else. What was.
That one in a while? Yeah, it's like the same

(58:57):
timeline. It's like the same timeline as the
suck it. Similar timeline. This is
like the thing that we sent each other today, talking about how DMs are
getting read. Germany and everyone.
Yeah. We're all just going to be federal facility. The things we say
behind the scenes. Are much worse than group message with my

(59:20):
friends. Oh, my buddies that are down south.
When I saw that, I was like, kickstand? Not kickstand. No,
Kickstand and I are mellow compared. These guys will have a whole just
stream and I'll be at work and I'll pull it open and I'm like, oh,
my. What do they type? The hard.

(59:41):
Nope, that's the guys out on the east coast. Used to be on the show.
Rob's going to spit. Careful.
No, it's very interesting. I laugh at it, but then I'm like, oh, if anybody
ever saw this. Did you see that? We did it? I
put our dogs. Yeah, you said you were going to back

(01:00:01):
up. I was going to ask how because did that one ever
air or did that get deleted? But it got deleted pretty quickly after, I think
it was up August 31. Probably not that many people heard it. Yeah. And I
think it was down sometime in October when we were
telling people. Honest troops. Yeah. This whole show is kind of
correct about things. And we had proof. Yeah,

(01:00:24):
we were talking to people who were running the thing on the backside.
Yeah, those guys don't know what they're talking about.
Speaking of our dog, we might get to meet him again.
What? How exactly is this going
to work in your head? Because I'm confused. What do you

(01:00:45):
mean? Well, you're talking about TDs, right? Yes. Okay.
What is the sponsorship? Because this is
in the log. I actually looked at the log for the first time in like
a month and a half. You were part of the original email, too. I cc'd
you on it. Oh, cc'd. I like getting CCD on things.
And what's it say? You can go back

(01:01:07):
and read it depends. We can talk about it after. I'm just wondering if you
obligated chief to some financial.
I obligated myself to some financial. That's where I'm
afraid Rob is like, you know, he's having a baby, but. Fuck
it, you'll be broke anyways. Nope, chief, you have.

(01:01:27):
You're good. I got. You're good. You don't have to worry about it. You just
have to show up and be there for a week. No, he doesn't. But when
is it again? At the end of April. You can't come right when my baby's.
Supposed to be born. I don't know. No, you're. I'm going to be
gone. I'll be in California when the baby's born. Don't
go into labor this week. Maybe the day after. I'll take

(01:01:48):
off. Okay. So what's your plan? What's going on out
there? We are going to be a bronze level sponsor for a TDs this year.
I'm very excited about the TDs this year.
We're going to be on the shirts, we're going to
be on the podium thing, and there's
a bunch of other little benefits and things like that we're going to get. And

(01:02:12):
a few of our sponsors are actually donating things with
it as. Oh, so you've been working this on the back end?
I reached out to him, and it all kind of came. I reached out to
TDs to find out what the details were of it, and I
dropped my name a few times. I dropped your name once, and I

(01:02:32):
see Steve you on the email,
and it just came together. And I'm like, well, I can afford to do
this, and I'm trying to help market this a little bit, so maybe it
could go somewhere a little bit for us and maybe make us a little bit
of fucking trying. I'm trying.
I'm going for it. I'm trying. Are these people at TDs going to understand that

(01:02:54):
this mountain bike podcast nothing to do with mountain bike? I actually gave
them a slight explanation of the podcast when I
emailed them originally, and they seemed good, and they actually were
willing to facilitate Mark Weir. And my brain's
not working. Beamish and Ryan Beamish to come on the show to
talk about it. And the cool thing, there's a show connection with Beamish

(01:03:17):
because Beamish is the head of the semper
five fund for Mountain biking, and Colin
bum, who is a real big fan and a few other guys are
part of that trip. That's how I met Colin last year. That's how I
met. And. And part of our sponsorship actually helps
from my understanding. Helps the semper fi fund as well.

(01:03:40):
Yeah, they put on a whole camp there while they do TDs. I usually try
and stay for an. Extra day, but do we need to get a tent or
anything like that? I have an easy up. We need one with our
logo. Go out there and be like, I've. Got a permanent marker.
I'll put some stickers on. Part of your $15,000
a year radio salary? Just show up with a

(01:04:01):
sticker. I'm actually going to get a banner made for
the easy up that I have, and I'm going to put it across the back
so people know who we are. We're going to have stuff from Blizz, we're going
to have stuff from the dark bike co.
He's trying to actually fit the TDs logo on a top cap
for us, and

(01:04:23):
we'll be able to have that at the thing. We'll call him
farts of the show.
I told a couple other people that this might happen, and we
had a couple people actually ask me if we were going to be selling merch
there, so might be an opportunity for us to search them
up. I mean, the way Rob says it is

(01:04:45):
that. Thoughts? Friends of the show. Friends of the
show. No, we're going to show up. So the
narcatch logo will be on the shirt. We're going to show up. Somebody will have
listened to the show. Or Weir is going to come on, then he's going to.
And be like, take that fucking shit off the shirt. Going to show up. There's
going to be black tape over at the logo on every shirt. Max is

(01:05:07):
tired. Fast house is not,
because Fast House is designing shirts. They're going to have the shirt. They're going to.
Who is this? Narcotics? They're going to Google us. Like, we're not putting that on
there. No, I mean. It'S really
cool. It's a really cool place. It'll be cool to be a part of it,
and I think it'll go well both ways. And it's a good family

(01:05:27):
and a good just event, how events should be. And you guys
will get free shirts for it, too. And the Semper Five fund, that's one of
my favorite parts about it. That's what I'm psyched about. The fact that what we're
doing helps them as well and helps the Sanchez
family put this on. And the race is called the dirty.

(01:05:48):
And it's rowdy.
Except for being slightly stone. I'm probably going to be mostly sober the entire weekend
because we're going to have access to all of the racers and be able
to create some content and
talk to people. They're all about us doing. You should be drunk while you create
all the content. I kind of want, actually, I would get better. I was thinking

(01:06:10):
about having puto interview. The people with me.
What you need to do is take that GoPro and put
it on a chesty mount. Faced up at Eric. Faced up
at his face on the wide view. So you see, like, the bottom half is
his chest and his face and the drink he's holding, and then the other half

(01:06:31):
is who he's talking to. And you're just going to have hours of
entertainment of him, like,
grabbing people and falling down the hill. That would be the kind
of media we get from Eric because he's supposed to
be my team manager. And I get there and I'm getting ready for my
race, and he's just snoring in the front of my van.

(01:06:54):
Just pass the fuck out. I'm trying to make breakfast,
get my bike ready, take care of my dogs, blah, blah, blah. And
he's really great team manager. Don't team managers
just, like, keep people from drinking? And he doesn't. He hands me.
So Eric's probably going to hear this. I'm sorry, eric, but if

(01:07:14):
there's any better team managers out there, I usually split my
profits, which
are, like, negative. But you
might need to help pay for gas. You're looking for someone to go in debt
with. Anybody want to help me pay for gas on the way down there?
Lunar's in with an offer. He says, let me manage that thing

(01:07:37):
for you. These pants do
make my butt look good. Well, make it look like I have a butt. Jp's
got a diesel van that gets like 4 miles a gallon. Hey, she does
okay. If you stay under 65. It's got a
snowboard air deflector. Yeah, that helped a little bit. I think
it got a quarter gallon something. It reminds me of when Jrock made

(01:07:59):
the hockey stick wing. Oh, yes.
This is Tis night. What do you.
Because he said, he's like, man, I really need some money right now. I got
all these baby mamas. He's got two kids that are
black, and his best friend

(01:08:20):
lives with him.
Somebody goes to bring up,
he's got it all decked out. He's like dancing, like, boom, boom.
Oh, good God. Such a good. I'm going to watch trailer park boys. As soon
as this shows up, I'm. Going to set a reminder so I don't forget, because

(01:08:43):
that's the best show Jimmy has. Blizz over.
We. We heard a special announcement when we got in here about when he
gets his blizz on. We're doing an all the way triple play this
weekend only from the EIp
hot box.

(01:09:06):
Hey, have you been to enjoywinter.com? Have you been there? I have,
actually. I need some gogs. Wonderful. They have snow gogs, but I don't think they
have any mountain bike gogs. Okay. Snow gogs are actually way better for mountain biking
when you crash like we do. Keeps the dirt out. No, I had to pull
all the dirt out of my goggs in my last crash. They're never the same.
A lot of dirt in there. I know. I just got new lenses. Fuck it.

(01:09:26):
It's got two new lenses. The pads, a little crust. Yeah, it was not a
good situation. A lot of dirt in there. So where do you go when you
need new ones? You go to in joywinter.com and that's where
you get blizzgogs. You can also get blizz sunglasses, which
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(01:09:48):
actually. Did you? Yeah, I got another pair of big. I finally lost mine. Do
you need another pair? I wore the shit out of them, but, yeah, I need
to get another. Okay. He's going to be sending us some for TDs, so I
got you some. Dude, I got you some right here in the closet. I've been
just going around like, vitamin D is good for my eyes. Right. Got to go
in the closet. That's what they say these days. It is, yeah. I don't wear

(01:10:08):
my sunglasses as much as I used to, but there's times when you
got to have. It's mostly it's for those crows feet and those
eleven s. I don't know. What the eleven s are. What are the eleven s?
It's these ones. Yeah. On the nose there.
They've been with us almost since the beginning. So if you want to support someone
awesome, support blizz eyewear. You go to

(01:10:31):
enjoywinter.com. You pick the sunglasses that you want and you use
this code and it's going to get you
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way off. I don't like getting quite off. 30% off. Sponsors mom.
Sponchesmom. The code will never
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(01:10:51):
c h e s M o m. That
is@enjoywinter.com the. Following
baiku is based. Okay, you're going to have to do
a loop, probably. It's going to be three baikus. Start off
neutral. And each one gets worse than the. Other all
the way. Just like Chuck Norris's balls.

(01:11:13):
Each one is bigger than the other. Triple play.
Okay. Daylight saving time. Hey,
let's ride bikes after work. Oh, there's gale
force wind. That was for
last week. Four days of 50 miles an hour wind. I

(01:11:33):
can ride. Have a second. Okay.
Descending further. There's
a proper name for a robotic hand
job.
It's a Borgasm.

(01:11:58):
AI is coming for the hand job. And to
finish it off. That is great. To finish it off.
If during coitus, her pit
bull starts humping you. That's a
porgasm, because
poor people have pit bulls. Those are what we call Ultima things.

(01:12:20):
You'd probably be fucking in the back of the ultima with monster cans
rolling around. And she's going to
have an a cut, whatever you call those. And it's going to be dyed purple
on the bottom. She's a nurse. Oh, my God.
No. Well, yes, she is, but really she's a CNA. Oh, that's
right. I'm a nurse.

(01:12:43):
Says CNA. Not an
LPN. Those were delicious, Jimmy. I like those, the
borgasm. I just
picture from when I was a kid watching Star Trek, the Borgs on there. I
just picture one of them having an orgasm.
The weird eyes twitching and shit, hoses popping off.

(01:13:05):
I'm looking at her log and I see that I need to do a lost
co read. We're an hour and 45 minutes.
Don't get lost. I didn't do one. But we did talk about Mike Randall for
a little bit and lost Co. We talked about how we're going to make it
the lost couch. They're the most localist bike shop in the
entire world, and they're at thelasco.com.

(01:13:25):
What is it that you need for your bike, boy? What's going to make you
faster? What's it going to be? You really ask him what's
going to. Make you perform a new shock?
I actually could use a new fork in a shock. Get one of those shockers.
He's got them cheap, doesn't he? He does got them super cheap.
I just got a shock there for like $300. That's

(01:13:48):
crazy cheap. That's not the friend price. That's how much you pay for a
hockey stick. No, I got the knockoffs now. Oh, yeah,
but you don't have to buy the knockoff shocks. No, and don't.
Whatever you do not don't just save the money.
Go to thelausco.com. I've gotten forks from
Mike. I've gotten, really, a full suspension set up for Mike. Brakes are next on

(01:14:11):
the freebride bike, which I cannot wait to put new brake. God,
the brakes fucking sucks. I'm going to
do whatever Mike says. Okay. I'm going to ask Mike. Okay, this
is what happened last time. I said, hey, I want this shock for my bike.
He goes, no, you don't. Well, here's the thing about
that. Your bike's travel is supposed to be x.

(01:14:31):
This is y. This isn't going to work. And what
it turns out is the ebike that I have just so happens to
be the same, whether it's the strike
version or the version that I have. So in that one year, you could run
a 140 or a 150 shock on it. But he checked and he made
sure. And so I got the right stuff. Now I got a 150 rear

(01:14:53):
travel on my ebike, which is sick with the 170 on front. And it's
all because of Mike Randall and the Lost Co. So if you
need stuff for your bike, go to thelosco.com and make sure
Mike never has to move from the Pacific northwest, where it's beautiful
and a little weird, back to Chicago, where it sucks
and it's dangerous. Is there ever sun in Chicago?

(01:15:16):
Yeah, with all that gunsmoke.
You don't. See sun except for the bullet holes through the roof of the car.
Yeah, I've never been.
Food is good. Chicks are
hot. Really? That's the Midwest. Are

(01:15:39):
they Midwest girls, man? Really? Especially Chicago
girls. Really? I wouldn't have guessed. I wouldn't have guessed
either. Why? I would have thought they were all fat.
Well, I always see these videos. I just watched a video this
morning of this chick tatted up,
walking down the street just in a thong. Just clap a

(01:16:02):
clap and clap them walking. Couldn't quite tell if it
was a guy or a woman. Pretty sure it was a woman. Was like, here,
baby, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap. Just bending over, clapping at
everybody down the street. I'm like, man, that must be what Chicago's
like. It could have been any random day down here.
Then I started thinking about it, and yes, the amount of people I drove by

(01:16:24):
just today that entertained me were.
Corn fed with big floppy tits.
And that was from Eddie Pliers. And then Bettenville. One of says,
JP, let me see that. Fat thang and
slick hunting. So Cougar wants to see chief clap.
I'm too taut. Chief could clap better than me? I ain't got no

(01:16:46):
thang back there to manage. I'm sorry. What is a golf clap? We got that
lesbian ass. It's called a junction.
It's where everything comes together, nothing else. I
was listening to Kid Rock on Joe Rogan. He
likes a chick with big tits and a flat ass. I know.
Oh, my God. That killed me, dude. If I was rich and famous,

(01:17:08):
I feel like I'd be kid rock. And like, Joe Rogan's like, you don't like
a girl with a big ass? He's like, fuck no. I like my
girls with big floppy pits and a tiny no ass.
When he said that, I was fucking shocked. I was like, what? And
Joe was arguing with him. He's like, wait, what? Yeah. No, it's funny. He didn't
even know what to say. You can be a part of Williams episode.

(01:17:31):
I haven't listened to that one. Oh, cat Williams is amazing. I love that. I
do like him. He is a smart motherfucker. Very
intelligent story about all the shit. He read when he was a kid. Because he
wasn't like. He talks about the amount of books he reads. He reads like a
hundred books a week. It's fucking. The motherfucker reads all day, every day.
He loves the library. He started talking about it. You're like,

(01:17:51):
this guy's fucking crazy. He's one of those people. It's like, yeah, I speed read.
And they get in there like. And you're like, you're not fucking
reading. Then he starts talking in tongues, going down
on a girl. Dude, when I went on my beaver trip, same
thing. I went to my beaver trip, and I was so drunk one night,
my buddy's like, dude, you got up on top of the bunk bed. This was

(01:18:12):
the year I had a post in my fucking hand. I get on top
of the bunk bed. I don't remember any of this. He's like, you started talking
in tongues. You started, like, screaming in tongues and speaking,
like, egyptian or something. And then I
dove off of the top of the bunk bed
onto the couch, boom, sideways, and

(01:18:34):
then just fell asleep.
You probably broke that couch. So I think I know how to speak in tongues.
That's what I'm saying. I just have to be highly drunk.
I saw someone do it once, speaking tongues. They were supposed to be
doing it for real. Yeah. And it was at. My girlfriend in high

(01:18:55):
school is at her church in the parking lot. And we're, like, crammed next to
a jack in the box at this church. And this guy's like.
And she was like, when we left, she was like, that was an
amazing thing. I was like, you think Jesus came down
here tonight in the church parking lot to the fucking

(01:19:15):
jack and made him talk like that? I'm pretty
sure he'd be a little more concise if Jesus
was talking through him. Look, if Jesus was there, he'd have been like, man, I
want some Jack in the box tacos. He's like, yo, I ain't got much money.
Get some tacos. I mean, that's what all the stories were. You won't know
who Jesus is. You just slid over there for some curly fries.

(01:19:39):
Apparently Bettenville Leonard just said,
protect our parks. Got pulled off Spotify today. Fucking commies. No
way. Yeah. Wow. For real? Yeah.
Whoa. I'm going to stop paying those fuckers.
You serious? Yeah, that's what he said. I don't know. Protect our
pretty fucking rough. It's really

(01:20:01):
fucking rough and like 5 hours of rough.
He also wants you to speak to him in tongues. JP said with
tongues. And slackoni said I'd take chief's
tongue. Speaking of which, everybody is now unmuted. All
right, well, it's time for the free ride for all these. People can say whatever
they want and Rob can see them and I can't.

(01:20:24):
Let's go. Everyone starts speaking in tongues. Call everyone Mr.
Before. Let's go with Mr. Dino, the XC
nerd. Glad
you guys like the hot sauce. Thanks for the plug and good show tonight. I'll
give you a. Go. I'm going to go
with chief. I'm going to keep doing this, Mr. Slick.

(01:20:46):
Honey. I want
to stick a cow tongue in chief's ass.
Forever. Wow. What is a cow
tongue? We'll go with what's that.

(01:21:07):
Eddie? Flyers in the house tonight as Mr. Chief's back.
Know. I got back from Pittsburgh not too long ago,
but I did have another. I'm fucking
exhausted and talking like crazy. Fucking

(01:21:29):
maniac. I annoyed the shad, my wife,
and so on. That there's my story about my wife, Boston
Rob. But my first name on tonight's show
was something like chief's kid that
came back from the future in Terminator
rules. I don't know. I'm fucking

(01:21:50):
tired. But I do have one
thing for you. I checked
out this limp Bizkit show
from South America. It was pretty.

(01:22:14):
Boston Rob thought
you were calling Boston Rob your wife for a second. You are tired. Don't let
anyone else talk. They can't top him.
Bentonville Lunar goes next. I top him.
I top you, chief.
That's Mr. Bentonville Lunar to you. Yeah,

(01:22:38):
Chief actually took it from me because I would top chief. Anyways, I
just got a few things to get off my chest. I
just want to say, Rob, you got some beautiful dogs down.
I'm kind of upset that there's not a lot of bum talk
tonight. I was really hoping that was a topic. So

(01:22:59):
I am going to reduce my
Patreon after
tonight.
I can tell you a bum story right now. I have one right now. We'll
do it. I know it already got taken out this
month, so I'm going to have to do it next month. Don't

(01:23:20):
forget. Don't worry. If you want me, I can put it. Anyway,
good to see you boys tonight. You, too. Bye bye.
I'll put something on your chest. Lunar.
You live like ten minutes away from me, so don't tempt me. I'll drive right

(01:23:40):
there. Getting dangerous. We're going to need to
leave this chat open a little locker tonight. No.
I literally did run into a bum on the way into chief's building. The cop
rolled past me smoking weed, and I'm like, oh.
Goes straight to the guy tripping in the corner of the parking lot, almost falling
over. I'm like, yeah, he's got bigger fish to fry. We were getting bait.

(01:24:03):
You should have had him as guests tonight. Dude, I'm going
to pick up a bum one of these nights. I'll make sure he's somewhat clean.
I'll blindfold him, too. Just wait long enough. They eventually
show up in the building. Yeah, they'll be. Next time one of them shows up
in the building, invite them up. We got
baked in the parking lot, and I'm like, I'm going to go pack my truck.

(01:24:24):
Because I was like, halfway. It was like diagonal drive around, pack my
truck, walk out, and all of a sudden a cop comes flying in. I'm like,
oh, shit. He starts running, just leaving me. He's
like, pointing fingers at me. And it's that guy. He's smoking
weed. Marijuana. He's smoking the grass over there.
Bring a bum in and we'll advertise it as

(01:24:47):
we got Bobcat Goldthwaite as a guest.
What you guys need to do is put a blonde
wig on one of them and pay them to bend over and show
their bum. Bum on the camera. For Lunar, we can pretend
it's chief. Are you

(01:25:07):
going to have those methes? Going to walk out to get a
water, and then this guy's going to come back in,
going to look like fucking. What's Garth on
Wayne's World, all
perfectly comb split in the middle.
Hey, you know what my favorite part of narcouch is

(01:25:29):
so far? 2024 is watching
Boston rob turn into an influencer on Instagram.
How the fuck am I turning into. That was one of my excuses
why I didn't go south. I didn't feel like being influenced. That.
Don'T. I don't get that. I did watch his video, and I was

(01:25:53):
telling Rhino, who filmed it. I was like, rhino, you did a good job filming
Boston Rob. He's like, yeah. I was trying, like, get a little bit better angle
for him, because I suck at writing. He was
serious. I said, I just want to see it. What? Serious topic. Good
question. Did you tag him as the filmer? I did. Oh, God.
You don't get a photo cred, I'll slap you, Boston Rob.

(01:26:15):
Don't worry. I literally watched it maybe 22 times while I was in my truck
earlier today. Thank you. So it's working.
How long is the clip? I don't like
the second one's like 30 seconds. 20. 613 minutes. And
he's done. Boom. I think I beat off right
afterwards. As a matter of fact. No, I got, like, three

(01:26:38):
in before.
Minute half lunar. I love you, dude. Oh, my
goodness. Oh, seriously. Oh, my God. Thank you. Fucking horrible
day. And I needed this. I needed this so bad.
Good. Eat a dick, Rob.
Only if it's yours. Chiefs back. Clap.

(01:27:04):
Do you remember the 37 hashtags you put on it?
No. Instagram only allows 30, so it was definitely.
Don't worry. I maxed them out. I got to look at it now. The
fact that he knows it was. Like, 1800 views and
four comments, and all those comments were Boston Rob

(01:27:25):
hashtagging.
Wait, can you go in? Okay, this is a serious thing right now. Go into
the, like section. Did rob like his own post? No, I didn't. No, I don't
do. Did. I did. For my
retired. I'm not retarded, but I like rocks posts. I keep
unliking it. That Cam Patterson guy is funny as fuck.

(01:27:47):
He's on camera. Okay, let's give
him some shit. Here are his rolling in. These are his hashtags on
flying monkey. Man, that gimbal. Is somebody going to have a drone? Someone was
chasing him. It wasn't Tyler chasing
chase. Look, Tyler's running behind him. It was droned. Fully pinned.
MTB. Hashtag MTB. Hashtag mtB live. Hashtag bike. Hashtag

(01:28:10):
mountain bike. Hashtag downhill. Hashtag. All right. There's so
many of them. What's the bicycleta. Oh,
shit. We've never done
that. I just copied and pasted it from something I had a long time ago.
Okay. But I didn't ever listen to the audio. But he's doing those push
ups. Trying to prove to you guys that he can do push ups. Is that

(01:28:30):
what he said? But it was a joke. I can't do pushups. You're standing upright,
Rob. No, standing upright. I'm mostly upright
because I'm downhill on the. Doing more of a push against. Yeah,
exactly what I'm doing. Five degree push up. Straightening his back a
little, actually. Why put his chest protector on? He didn't want to hurt himself
crashing back down. So when Rhino was recorded, they said, I'm going

(01:28:52):
to turn it this way so it actually looks like you're doing a push out.
That was a joke. Was. But it was for the bit of saying
that I had so much fucking fun riding that trail and I had so much
fucking fun this weekend. And you can make fun of me if my hashtags all
you want because I fucking love it. It's okay. That's why we love you.
I know. We do love know. I was just

(01:29:13):
telling one of our listeners, Corey down
in St. George. What up, Corey? How
when I went camping with you in Colorado, I didn't
bring anything because I knew I'd show up there and he'd have like a whole
fucking house set up. He's got two of everything. Literally. He had like couches and
shit. He's got couches. He has a sink and a kitchen. A

(01:29:36):
kitchenette. He's got like three kitchenettes. I got a shower. I got a shower.
Rhino got to use the shower several times.
He has a hood over his stove with a fan on it,
microwave. I had my stove. I had my
grill and a two burner stove to use as backup as well. We cooked a
huge, kept a couple. In the back,

(01:29:59):
brought the sauna. I don't need to bring the cold plunge
with me because the workout equipment, the north fork of the Virgin
river or the creek, whatever. The north creek, whatever. That's a cold plunge.
Then you go in the
shower room and you take a really hot shower. Tell me about the shower
room more. Write a love shower sprinter van.

(01:30:22):
I swear to God. No, I fucking
hate. Don't worry. He just got suspension for his truck so that all of his
influencer things on the back don't make it sag anymore. Exactly. No more droop.
Now his tacoma can handle 300 pounds in the truck.
It was a little droopy it was very droopy, actually. Nice
and flat until he puts the front springs on. It's going to be back like

(01:30:44):
that, thanks to Corey. Actually, Corey hooked me up with new springs,
shocks and tires on Thursday. That's why I went down Thursday.
He said springs, shocks, and tires, if anybody was
wondering. Yeah, well, I got his old shocks here. Yeah, you
do. Are they in your truck down there? Are they up here? They're down in
the storage. Why would he lug those up here? Because they're rebuildable

(01:31:05):
and I forgot to grab them from them and I want to keep them for
years. Corey told me that they're fucking useless and not worth any money, but I'm.
Not going to sell them. I'm going to keep them rebuilt. I don't really
know why Rob wants these back. Can I shoot them? I like
shooting them because when you. Sell your truck, you put it all back
to stock. Well, they're not stock. They're the first upgrade I did on the

(01:31:26):
truck when I bought it. Okay, I got to wrap this up. Check out
narcouch.com slash store or narcouch.com. We also post
the full description of each show up there that
we write through the magic of AI and cast magic.
So thank you for that wonderful thing. I want to
say thank you to all of our Patreon members. And we have two

(01:31:48):
new ones tonight. Pooley, 88. Oh, that's
got to be Aaron Poole then. And five panel lover.
Yes.
After your five panel rant, somebody actually messaged me and said, I gotta
figure out a way to send chief multiple five panel hats.

(01:32:10):
Fuck. Am I wearing a five panel hat right now and I don't know it?
No. I don't even know what one is. No. Is this. No, this Leah one
is not that. Okay. No. I love how you're like, am I wearing thing
that I hate and I. Can'T see, I can't tell because it's
got no. Okay. We're not losers.
Also, thank you to Dino, the XC nerd.

(01:32:32):
Girls, pull out Marcus P. And W. Cuck
to flat gape index. Matt debater,
dirt squirrel, Westleb, Eddie Pliers, Willie B.
Hardigan. Rick is a grovler. Gary Gooch, Bo
Nurvain, Jay Prizzle, Colin bum,
cunt, penis. Nice. Why is this funny?

(01:32:55):
Every week, Rex, your mom, Florida Sean, Dick
goes Inya Bendy, the narcouch consultant, Jack and Dicks,
Bentonville, lunar and slick honey soaked
cougar, patreon.com
narcouch. And you can join for as little as 420 a month.
And we thank everyone who has joined sincerely from the bottom of our heart.

(01:33:17):
Especially because I just bought some slick honey. That shit's fucking expensive.
Is it not cheap. Dang, dude. Chief has been practicing all
of his hand jobs for all of our Patreon members. If you ever show up
to a. Nardfest, that stuff will instantly give your dick cancer.
Instantly. He doesn't give robotic ones.
You don't get a borgasm. Sorry. Well, for him it

(01:33:40):
ain't killed me yet.
For having no real plan. That's a great show guys. Well, thank you
for. Glad we're all back. We got nice.
But yeah, it feels good to do it again. I actually rode my bike. This
is the third day I rode my bike. I know. And I kind of normally
my shoulder is all fucky. I'll get you. You let me work on you

(01:34:01):
for a few minutes. Another two weeks, I think.
No, I've had this one before. I know what it is. No, you don't know
what you're talking about. You can't feel your own. No.
Trust me. Those people that are like, no, you're not hurt. Trust
me. Let me tell you, the best barbecue in the world is from
Texas.

(01:34:23):
And on that note, Kelly says he's got a tub. And
he did three fork lowers yesterday. Nice for
Jimmy Sniper. I forget what I do for Uncle
Touchy. I can wipe my bum with my right hand again.
Clip that. And for Rob. I love you chief.
My name is chief. I'm a narcissist and I love myself. And that's Narcouch.

(01:34:45):
Pod show. Narcouch is the gnarliest
down from the mountain. Get Dino's
Wieno's hot sauce now. Dino's
kino's sauce can hold now in. Its
burns your mouth but not your cock.

(01:35:08):
Chipotle in another way.
Sound from the mountain.

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