February 16, 2023 • 20 mins
The Good, Meet the 20-year-old Chihuahua. The Bad, man threatens restaurant employees over Chicken wings. The Whatever, it is time for a Murdoch trial update.
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Music (00:01):
Wait a long time.
Brian (00:04):
Hey everyone.
Welcome back to another episode ofThe Good, the Bad, and the whatever.
We've got Brandon, Kendall andmyself, Brian, as usual Kendall.
Give them an idea where they
Kendle (00:13):
can find us.
Yeah, you can find us on Instagramat Good, bad, whatever Pod.
All lower case.
All one word.
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Brian (00:28):
Excellent.
All right, so we gotthree more stories, right?
, think I got the to the good.
Today it's extra good becauseone, it involves a pet.
. So I know Kendall being,
Kendle (00:37):
I am all for it.
Brian (00:38):
And I can't be mad that it's about Ohio.
So I'm always good with that.
You don't say , so.
Right.
Okay.
So this apparently we've now discoveredthe oldest living dog in the world
is a chihuahua in Camden, Ohio.
And the dog is 20.
Three years and seven days old.
Oh, wow.
(00:59):
It's a chihuahua.
Right.
So Spike is the Chihuahua's name.
So the there's a long article andI'm kind of bouncing around, but
basically a couple points that Ithink are important about this story.
They, the owners of Spike, the onethat is the record holder, they
didn't actually get him until now.
What they believe was 10.
So the dog was alreadylike old, like a senior.
(01:20):
Yeah.
And the dog was known at the timeto like be a bit of a scavenger,
like would get fed at the back ofrestaurants and stuff like that.
Like somebody had likeshaved a stripe on his back.
Oh, this is street dog.
Street dog.
Right.
So like now, you know, street life.
Can last, can be a long life, right?
He's stuck
Kendle (01:37):
the insides of a cockroach so he can survive anything.
So
Brian (01:41):
Guinness Book of World Records validated that this dog is now the
official oldest living dog in the world.
And there was another dog calledPebbles, which was a toy Fox terrier
that had the record Passed away in,in this past October, 2022 at the age
Covid of like 22 years, seven months.
What's that?
Covid got ? Yeah.
. But 22 years, seven months.
(02:01):
Well, pebbles was recognized onthe Jimmy Fallon show as the oldest
dog in the world, and the owners ofSpike saw it and said, well, we think
our dog might actually be older.
. And so they had a vet and they hadlike all these tests done and they
came back and they said, yeah,the age of the dog is 23 years.
Whatever months.
I said earlier, 23 years and five.
Five months?
(02:21):
No, seven days.
Seven days.
Seven days.
So then they were about to gochallenge that this dog was the
oldest and then Pebbles died, . Sothe challenge was not needed.
Oh.
So by default it became automatically,even though it was actually older, it
was quickly recognized as the oldest, andthen Guinness came in and validated it.
So, but I did like that they saidI'm trying to see where they, oh
(02:42):
they never expected their belovedpet would be the canine equivalent of
Methuselah . When he first joined thefamily 13 years ago, they found him at
a parking lot like scrounging for food.
They did make one referencecan't see it now, but that
they said that like, ah, yay.
It doesn't see well, doesn't hear well.
A little bit testy, butlike, we still love him.
. Yeah.
Sounds
Kendle (03:02):
like a chihuahua.
It is.
I have a Chihuahua and she's 13 andif I get grandpa 10 more years, I'm
a, I mean, solid soul tree's my bestfriend, but she is a bee . Yeah.
She's gotten where she can'treally hear you and she don't care.
Yeah.
She does what she wants.
Brian (03:19):
That's awesome.
Well, I just, I saw that and I waslike, we've never had the Guinness book.
I didn't know how old, theoldest dog in the world.
Yeah, no.
23 is a long time.
I mean, yeah, that's a, Imean, I know like in, what is
that in, in like human years?
Like if, you know, you multiply by seven.
Seven, yeah.
I
Brandon (03:33):
don't know.
10 years would be 70, so Yeah.
Yeah.
Brian (03:35):
140 . Well, that, that'd be 20 years.
So even more than that.
Yeah.
What?
20?
You'd add 21 more years.
It'd be like 161 years old.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
Oh,
Kendle (03:45):
wow.
Yeah.
I mean he's allowed to be testy, . Yeah.
You know what I mean?
He's been around.
Brian (03:50):
Can he just look at you and lift his leg and smile?
Yeah.
I'm Spike.
It's like people that
Kendle (03:55):
bike always do live longer on average than like bigger dogs
do, but 23 it's cuz they're angry.
Yeah.
Brandon (04:02):
Anger lives forever.
Kendle (04:03):
They got a lot to get up four in the mornings.
I think
Brian (04:07):
sometimes, for whatever reason, just smaller creatures just live longer.
Brandon (04:11):
Yeah.
They've got.
Less stress on the body, less to die from.
Yeah.
. Yeah.
The now I forgot what I was gonna say.
Go on.
Brian (04:20):
Well, why don't, well, I, I mean that was really it.
I mean, there's not much more to say.
Spike's still alive.
Spike's the Guinness Bookof World record horse.
Does he
Kendle (04:26):
still have his reverse mohawk?
Brian (04:28):
I, no, I, that's just how, I think that's how they found him.
But But the family was really surprised.
They just knew he was oldbut didn't know how old.
Right.
And then they got himchecked out and like shaves
Brandon (04:38):
a stray dog.
. . What a
Music (04:40):
dick move.
I know.
just
Kendle (04:44):
a strip.
It was hot.
Music (04:45):
I dunno.
Brian (04:45):
It just seems summer in Ohio can get warm.
Not
Kendle (04:48):
even the whole dog.
Just a stripe.
Like they gave him a racing stripe.
. . Music: It's just a total dick move.
That's
Brandon (04:55):
it.
I mean, it's funny as hell.
Brian (04:59):
You want this muffin?
Come here.
Kendle (05:02):
I know Ryan Gosling's, dog George, he prefers his hair in a Mohawk.
. So they keep it shaved cuzhe did an interview one time.
He was like, I was trying to let it growout, but he turns into a real butt hole.
And I just love the idea of that dogbeing like, that's not my hair, dude.
This is my hair, dude.
, Music: come on fool.
Get
me my
Brian (05:22):
haircut.
Oh, that's good.
All right, so Brandon, you've gotthe you've got the bad this time.
Brandon (05:29):
All right, the bad.
All right, so a man threatens employees.
of a restaurant with a gun because hischicken wing order was late, took a
whole hour to get his damn chicken wing.
That is a long time.
And you know when you're hungryand you want those chicken wings,
(05:50):
, Brian: I'm just thinking like the restaurant should be pretty pleased
that like he wasn't a 30 minute guy.
Like Yeah, imagine 30 minutes or less.
Yeah.
We shoot you
. Brian: Yeah.
Shoot you ass over chicken wings like,
like.
effed up is your life that youlose your ass over your chicken
(06:10):
wings showing up 30 minutes later.
A half hour.
Brian (06:13):
Yeah.
I always say don't let everything comedown to life or death for the amount
of time it takes to get food thatyou're paying somebody else to prepare.
Like if you're thathungry, get an appetizer.
That's what they're there for.
Kendle (06:23):
Yeah.
Right.
I mean, in an hour is a long time.
Long time, however, okay.
Most places nowadays don'thave enough people to work
'Brian: em, but an hour doesn't equate to like bust a cap.
Like, I mean, it's not like, likewe're gonna like take somebody
out for at an hour.
I would just be like, youknow what, I'm outta here.
Circle home.
Like at that point I'm like, I'mgonna swing through the drive through.
I'm, I might get five
Brian (06:42):
grand at McDonald's.
If I'm
Kendle (06:44):
great, I'll take my odds somewhere else.
His
Brandon (06:46):
quote was Don't let me get my strapped to show you how serious I am.
Brian (06:51):
Wow.
Wow.
So, so not only threatenedwith the gun, but also had to
add some verbal, the gangster
Kendle (06:56):
he means business.
Well,
Brian (06:57):
you should see how many wings was, it didn't say.
Just said he was not, he ordered the snack
Kendle (07:02):
size Fred.
He just wanted an izer course.
The dude
Brandon (07:04):
was hefty and his face did not.
, his eye and mouth structure.
Oh.
So for some reason his head was
Brian (07:12):
like, his, like it had like 12 wings in his mouth.
I
Brandon (07:15):
don't know.
His head was like gigantic.
And the Mr.
Potato head.
Yeah.
And then his eyes', mouth, and nose weretaking up very little real estate stuff.
, it looked weird to start with.
Kendle (07:25):
Like a big toe.
Brandon (07:26):
Why is your face so small?
? Brian: Yeah.
No, it's
wrong with you.
Maybe that's why he was angry.
He looked in the mirrorand said, oh hell no.
Not, and I got late chicken wingsand, but you're going not late.
Not after the night.
Yeah.
Not today, sir.
. Kendle: That's great.
That's what's terrifying though aboutgoing out in the world is all these
people stayed at home for too long andforgot how to go out into the world.
(07:47):
Shit, to
quote somebody on the radio.
People aren't well
. Kendle: No, they're not.
Well it is rough out there.
Brian (07:55):
Yeah.
I just I mean that, that shouldteach you a lesson though.
Like, you shouldn't get inthe wing food industry if you
don't want to like, encounter.
I mean, it's just crazy.
Like,
Brandon (08:03):
I think a better response would've been at the waiter pool
that just shot 'em in the kneecap.
Kendle (08:08):
Oh, you mean like this?
Yeah.
Wait,
Brian (08:09):
longer . Where's your strap buddy?
Brandon (08:12):
Reach for it now.
You one leg having
Brian (08:16):
hurts.
Stone it.
Yeah.
Shot off my pinky toe.
. Oh, I, that's just dumb.
I mean, it is a good, badstory, but it's just dumb.
You know,
Brandon (08:26):
it ranks after, I think I had the one with the someone threatened.
A Starbucks employee with a gunbecause their bagel wasn't right.
Their order wasn't right.
Oh,
Kendle (08:34):
yeah.
. Yeah.
It's just like we'rejumping in these extremes.
Yeah.
That are unnecessary.
Yeah.
Brian (08:40):
There's always another bagel.
Yeah.
There is.
Turns out just Yep.
, and I'm pretty sure Starbucksfrom a corporate perspective would
be like, oh, we messed that up.
We'll just make another one.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
As a
Brandon (08:48):
matter of fact, all you have to say is, this isn't right.
And they're like, okay, we'll remake it.
Brian (08:52):
Don't need to pistol whip me.
I'll make it.
Well, and even
Kendle (08:54):
the restaurant with the wings, if they'd realized, oh, it
has been an hour, you know what?
Give them to 'em for free.
Yeah.
Like that.
Nine times outta 10,that's what's gonna happen.
Yeah.
I'll take some free wings.
So you're gonna be all right.
. Brian: I What if he would've shot up the place only to find out like,
eh, didn't like the wings anyways.
Yeah,
right.
The sauce was with, damn, these are hot
. Brian: I knew I should have gone with a garlic parm.
(09:15):
Yeah.
Why'd I go four peppers?
I should have gone three.
. Music: So hot, , sweaty
Brian (09:23):
and weird places.
uncomfortable.
What's the top of my head?
. Music: My
Brandon (09:30):
tiny face is leaking water.
, Kendle: my tiny face.
Brian (09:34):
It's getting smaller.
Brandon (09:36):
just, what was the cartoon they used to have?
Where their face would shrink up?
Yeah.
Brian (09:41):
Oh, would've been even better if he found out he was allergic.
Yeah.
, he swells up.
Brandon (09:46):
No.
Oh, we could pull a gun on us now.
I would've called the ambulance,
Kendle (09:49):
but . But you're kind, rude.
. Brian: Yeah.
We'll let you suffer
Brandon (09:53):
for a bit.
Yeah.
When we only got to nine one,you're gonna have to dial the rest.
Brian (09:57):
push here,
Kendle (09:58):
but the phone is gonna be on that
Brian (09:59):
table.
Oh, man.
Yeah that's just dumb.
Brandon (10:04):
Yeah.
On a side note, speaking of foodrelated things, I saw a whole standup.
comic or a whole standup routineon the alligator getting thrown
through the drive through.
Oh really?
Oh really?
Yes.
I was like, ah, I, that'smy, ah, it's not my
Brian (10:19):
story, but , you know what?
They probably listened to us
Brandon (10:22):
probably from first.
Yeah.
I mean, he went through the wholething, like what we went to.
I was like, sounds
Kendle (10:28):
familiar.
Sound familiar?
I bet he got the same.
Google
Brian (10:30):
or should have trademarked a story that had nothing to do with
Kendle (10:33):
this.
. How do we capitalize on this?
Brian (10:38):
That's good.
Yeah.
Throw an alligator at him.
Yeah, . All right.
All right.
Kendle (10:45):
Kendall, you got the whatever.
I do got the whatever, and it is time.
We are in the middle of the Murdoch trialand literally every day I am Googling
what is happening with the trial to a day.
If you I don't know if otherstations, if I have planned better,
I will be down there right now.
Brandon (11:01):
Other, I don't know if other news stations are doing it, but you can go on,
I think it's Fox News and they have the.
Kendle (11:07):
Trial.
Yeah.
There is one place and I meant to watchit cuz today's my day off, so I was gonna
like sit down and like binge absorb.
Yeah.
. But they're like live streaming onYouTube, the trial and so I was gonna like
Brandon (11:20):
watch.
Yeah.
It was like I, I saw it and it waslike testimony from product trial.
I was like, oh look at it's seven hours.
I'm like a hell no.
. I got this kind of.
Kendle (11:30):
Oh, I am all about it.
Every like couple hours I'll pick up myphone and like see if anything's been
updated, but so one of the breakingthings in evidence is Paul Murdoch.
So remember I mentioned thatthey had some kind of video
that was placing Alec at the.
At the scene when he, his alibiwas saying he wasn't the scene.
(11:53):
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it turns out the video was sent, itwas like a Snapchat video he sent to his
friend about a dog they were keeping.
And in the background of the video,you can hear both Maggie and Alex like,
Talking and the video is timestampedlike 8 44 and 55 seconds or something.
Well, then at eight fortyseven, Paul's phone is locked
(12:18):
and it's never turned on again.
And like Maggie's phone, like a coupleseconds before that, hers is locked
and like it never turns on again.
Well, in the meantime, Alex'sphone from eight to nine is off.
It's not pinging anything.
It's not doing anything.
So like clearly he was downthere, but his phone is not on.
(12:40):
So at nine oh two, Alex's phonekicks on and he calls Maggie's
phone, leaves a voicemail, callsagain, sends a text message.
And so they're saying that like he'sdoing all this to kind of build an
alibi that like, oh, I'm not there.
I'm calling you to let you know I'm goingto my mom's house, blah, blah, blah.
But his phone turns on at like the main.
(13:03):
Which is, they were saying like threequarters of a mile from the kennels
to where everyone was murdered.
And then also coming down the driveway,you drive right past the kennels.
And so it's like the phoneturns on at the house.
He goes past the kennels, andthen he gets on the road and
he makes like 17 phone calls.
Like he's calling everyone in hiscontact list just to kind of say
(13:25):
like, oh, I'm just riding around,blah, blah, blah, talking to you.
He does go to his mom's.
And at the mom's house, they actuallyfound a rain jacket that was the
inside was full of gunshot residue,so they believe it was like it's gsr.
Wrapped around like the guns.
And come to find out there were three gunsthat were used in the murders and two of
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them are accounted for or one it's not.
It's a whole big mess.
And I love every second . Yeah.
I am in it, but.
It's just been a, it's been aweek already, so like the, they
picked jurors Monday and Tuesday.
I think The trial started on Wednesday andI heard a couple clips from his lawyers,
his like dirty earth snake lawyers, and
(14:12):
and they, that's the worm reference.
. At one point they were even blamingPaul for like, being known for
his, like rifle handling abilities.
It was like, well, you know, he's ayoung guy and he was known to just
kind of toss a rifle into his carand, you know, if something was to
(14:34):
just go off on accident, he wouldn't,it wouldn't have been surprised that
like it would've happened around him.
And it's like, no, he's dead.
Yeah.
So like those damn rifles.
Yeah.
Right.
Like you.
Now is not the time to blame aguy's murder on his own self.
Yeah.
Brandon (14:52):
Well, you know how those things just, you set 'em on the
counter and they got a building,
Kendle (14:55):
they just go off and shoot the guy and his mom, who just
happens to be this guy's son.
Well, they probably
Brandon (15:00):
had a bump stock on it, that's
Brian (15:01):
why.
, yeah.
Yeah.
And it reamed at the other person too,
Kendle (15:05):
and so they're, . It's just listening to his lawyers makes
my hate fire burn so much hotter
. Brian: You know, though, like, and I'm not like, obviously I'm not a lawyer
and I've not spent any time doingit, and I don't even watch a lot of
legal shows that like try to convinceyou that this is exactly how it goes.
But like, it would seem to me froma strategy standpoint, which I
(15:26):
do know that a little bit better.
That if you knew you didn't havesomething that could convince them
of the truth, you make up the wildestlie possible to just remove them
further from what actually is reality.
To get them in a space where they'relike, , I don't know what this is.
I don't believe either of them.
Right.
You know, I don't believe the truth orthe lie because like, like that kind of
stuff just seems like, so the dead manshot him and somebody else, and him first,
(15:52):
and then like other people like Right.
But you've almost put enough doubt.
Reality . Yeah.
That like you just can't then hearthe reality and like listen to it
objectively.
Like it just feels like his lawyersare like pulling straws and just trying
to like throw as much dirt around aspossible to make you question everything.
Yeah.
Whether or not it even makes sense.
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They're just spinningthese like wild stories.
Brian (16:15):
It's like a wear down tactic.
Yeah.
If we can just wear youout, you won't ever agree to
Kendle (16:19):
him.
Right.
You'll just give up.
Brandon (16:20):
I have the exact opposite reaction that if you start making
upstairs, I'm like, you're guilty as.
Yeah, like
Kendle (16:26):
immediately what it feels when you're listening
to it is like, this is insane.
Yeah.
Insane that you're saying this.
Like it is real , you're usingthe wrong words, . Right, right.
But it is like very validating.
The cell phone vi like video footagethat like, it's very clearly him in
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the background, like talking aboutthe dog that was sent to a friend.
It's all timestamped.
Brandon (16:51):
Oh, see, that's where they screwed up.
It was the.
The dog.
. Dog.
Went double fisted and took 'em all out.
Yep.
Brian (16:56):
Took them all out.
Brandon (16:57):
Off.
Yeah.
Brian (17:00):
But Alex from STRs,
Kendle (17:06):
We're still just getting started.
So,
Brian (17:08):
I mean, it's good for our audience because I know there was
a lot of concern, like, would wekeep the podcast going or not?
I mean, we're at least throughthe end of the murder trials.
It's probably next year.
Let's see.
We're
Kendle (17:19):
in the murder trial now, so, yeah.
Brandon (17:20):
So who's up on the stand now?
Is it prosecution or defense?
Kendle (17:24):
Yeah, I'm
Brandon (17:26):
unsure.
. Well, I mean, who's is it is.
Alex's side, or is it,
Kendle (17:32):
I think it's still prosecution.
Okay.
Is still presenting their facts.
I don't think the defense hasstarted their part of it yet.
They're expecting the trial tolast at least three to four weeks.
Yeah.
They get to bring up defeatand he's got the foot.
Yeah, like 30 some witnesses.
They're calling all in like the defense.
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It's also telling that like noneof his family is really showing up.
. So like the brothers are like, weirdlyMia a none of Maggie's family is there.
Like she has a sister.
Both her parents, they're not there.
Buster isn't there.
So
Brandon (18:11):
I wonder if they just don't wanna get questioned or
Kendle (18:13):
Right.
Maybe it could be like a media move, but,
Brandon (18:18):
well, I don't know.
That whole trial is weird to start with.
Yeah.
So none of this surprisesme with anything that.
is going on, but I don't know,like I said, spinning such big
impossibilities like , how isthe person that is also dead?
(18:39):
and obviously was shot by somebody,
Kendle (18:42):
right.
Like this.
It's not like just to say that like
Brian (18:44):
self-inflicted man, I still killed two other
Kendle (18:46):
people.
Yeah.
You know, I wouldn't be surprised ifthere was just a loose bullet around Paul
cause he would just throw his guns down.
It's like fair.
Okay.
Fair.
If he was still alive, but therewas a loose bullet that killed him.
Yeah.
So like now you don't get tolike talk crap about him anymore.
Yeah.
Like
, Brandon: two loose bullets.
It's the magic bullet.
Brian (19:03):
You can't call him to the.
Kendle (19:05):
Because also he was shot multiple times.
Well, so like the gun could
Brian (19:08):
bounce.
Yes.
Brandon (19:09):
As it does . Everyone's seen the Loony Tunes.
We all know how it works.
, Kendle: I mean, fair.
If you just wiggle aroundand nothing happens.
Yes,
Brian (19:16):
but geez.
. Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Well we're buckling up for this ride.
Yeah.
. Kendle: So I'm, I'll keep you updated.
I was very tempted cuz we alwayspre-record a couple of episodes.
I was trying to belike, what come my good.
So like the good is the trials started
, Music: how can I make
Kendle (19:31):
all three of these?
Right?
I was like, I wanna talkabout this and only this.
Brandon (19:35):
Forever.
All right.
And we're just, next episode,we're gonna give Kendall
Brian (19:38):
the mic for Yeah, Kendall's gonna do good, the bad, the whatever.
All on the same story.
Kendle (19:42):
Yeah.
So three perspectives prepared.
I hope you love the soundof my voice, . That's all.
I'm gonna get you
Brian (19:49):
That's awesome.
Well, you wanna tell
'Kendle: em where to find us?
Yeah, so find us on Instagramat good, bad, whatever pod
All Over case, all one word.
If you are also just asobsessed in the Murdoch trial
as I am, let's talk about it.
You can find us on Twitter at gbw podon Facebook and our Pod Beam page.
Down
Music (20:05):
right.
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So be crazy.
Wait a long time.
Brian (00:04):
Hey everyone.
Welcome back to another episode ofThe Good, the Bad, and the whatever.
We've got Brandon, Kendall andmyself, Brian, as usual Kendall.
Give them an idea where they
Kendle (00:13):
can find us.
Yeah, you can find us on Instagramat Good, bad, whatever Pod.
All lower case.
All one word.
You can find us on Twitter at gbw pod.
You can find us on Facebookand we have a Pod Beam page.
View previous episodes and shownotes and all the good stuff.
Brian (00:28):
Excellent.
All right, so we gotthree more stories, right?
, think I got the to the good.
Today it's extra good becauseone, it involves a pet.
. So I know Kendall being,
Kendle (00:37):
I am all for it.
Brian (00:38):
And I can't be mad that it's about Ohio.
So I'm always good with that.
You don't say , so.
Right.
Okay.
So this apparently we've now discoveredthe oldest living dog in the world
is a chihuahua in Camden, Ohio.
And the dog is 20.
Three years and seven days old.
Oh, wow.
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It's a chihuahua.
Right.
So Spike is the Chihuahua's name.
So the there's a long article andI'm kind of bouncing around, but
basically a couple points that Ithink are important about this story.
They, the owners of Spike, the onethat is the record holder, they
didn't actually get him until now.
What they believe was 10.
So the dog was alreadylike old, like a senior.
(01:20):
Yeah.
And the dog was known at the timeto like be a bit of a scavenger,
like would get fed at the back ofrestaurants and stuff like that.
Like somebody had likeshaved a stripe on his back.
Oh, this is street dog.
Street dog.
Right.
So like now, you know, street life.
Can last, can be a long life, right?
He's stuck
Kendle (01:37):
the insides of a cockroach so he can survive anything.
So
Brian (01:41):
Guinness Book of World Records validated that this dog is now the
official oldest living dog in the world.
And there was another dog calledPebbles, which was a toy Fox terrier
that had the record Passed away in,in this past October, 2022 at the age
Covid of like 22 years, seven months.
What's that?
Covid got ? Yeah.
. But 22 years, seven months.
(02:01):
Well, pebbles was recognized onthe Jimmy Fallon show as the oldest
dog in the world, and the owners ofSpike saw it and said, well, we think
our dog might actually be older.
. And so they had a vet and they hadlike all these tests done and they
came back and they said, yeah,the age of the dog is 23 years.
Whatever months.
I said earlier, 23 years and five.
Five months?
(02:21):
No, seven days.
Seven days.
Seven days.
So then they were about to gochallenge that this dog was the
oldest and then Pebbles died, . Sothe challenge was not needed.
Oh.
So by default it became automatically,even though it was actually older, it
was quickly recognized as the oldest, andthen Guinness came in and validated it.
So, but I did like that they saidI'm trying to see where they, oh
(02:42):
they never expected their belovedpet would be the canine equivalent of
Methuselah . When he first joined thefamily 13 years ago, they found him at
a parking lot like scrounging for food.
They did make one referencecan't see it now, but that
they said that like, ah, yay.
It doesn't see well, doesn't hear well.
A little bit testy, butlike, we still love him.
. Yeah.
Sounds
Kendle (03:02):
like a chihuahua.
It is.
I have a Chihuahua and she's 13 andif I get grandpa 10 more years, I'm
a, I mean, solid soul tree's my bestfriend, but she is a bee . Yeah.
She's gotten where she can'treally hear you and she don't care.
Yeah.
She does what she wants.
Brian (03:19):
That's awesome.
Well, I just, I saw that and I waslike, we've never had the Guinness book.
I didn't know how old, theoldest dog in the world.
Yeah, no.
23 is a long time.
I mean, yeah, that's a, Imean, I know like in, what is
that in, in like human years?
Like if, you know, you multiply by seven.
Seven, yeah.
I
Brandon (03:33):
don't know.
10 years would be 70, so Yeah.
Yeah.
Brian (03:35):
140 . Well, that, that'd be 20 years.
So even more than that.
Yeah.
What?
20?
You'd add 21 more years.
It'd be like 161 years old.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
Oh,
Kendle (03:45):
wow.
Yeah.
I mean he's allowed to be testy, . Yeah.
You know what I mean?
He's been around.
Brian (03:50):
Can he just look at you and lift his leg and smile?
Yeah.
I'm Spike.
It's like people that
Kendle (03:55):
bike always do live longer on average than like bigger dogs
do, but 23 it's cuz they're angry.
Yeah.
Brandon (04:02):
Anger lives forever.
Kendle (04:03):
They got a lot to get up four in the mornings.
I think
Brian (04:07):
sometimes, for whatever reason, just smaller creatures just live longer.
Brandon (04:11):
Yeah.
They've got.
Less stress on the body, less to die from.
Yeah.
. Yeah.
The now I forgot what I was gonna say.
Go on.
Brian (04:20):
Well, why don't, well, I, I mean that was really it.
I mean, there's not much more to say.
Spike's still alive.
Spike's the Guinness Bookof World record horse.
Does he
Kendle (04:26):
still have his reverse mohawk?
Brian (04:28):
I, no, I, that's just how, I think that's how they found him.
But But the family was really surprised.
They just knew he was oldbut didn't know how old.
Right.
And then they got himchecked out and like shaves
Brandon (04:38):
a stray dog.
. . What a
Music (04:40):
dick move.
I know.
just
Kendle (04:44):
a strip.
It was hot.
Music (04:45):
I dunno.
Brian (04:45):
It just seems summer in Ohio can get warm.
Not
Kendle (04:48):
even the whole dog.
Just a stripe.
Like they gave him a racing stripe.
. . Music: It's just a total dick move.
That's
Brandon (04:55):
it.
I mean, it's funny as hell.
Brian (04:59):
You want this muffin?
Come here.
Kendle (05:02):
I know Ryan Gosling's, dog George, he prefers his hair in a Mohawk.
. So they keep it shaved cuzhe did an interview one time.
He was like, I was trying to let it growout, but he turns into a real butt hole.
And I just love the idea of that dogbeing like, that's not my hair, dude.
This is my hair, dude.
, Music: come on fool.
Get
me my
Brian (05:22):
haircut.
Oh, that's good.
All right, so Brandon, you've gotthe you've got the bad this time.
Brandon (05:29):
All right, the bad.
All right, so a man threatens employees.
of a restaurant with a gun because hischicken wing order was late, took a
whole hour to get his damn chicken wing.
That is a long time.
And you know when you're hungryand you want those chicken wings,
(05:50):
, Brian: I'm just thinking like the restaurant should be pretty pleased
that like he wasn't a 30 minute guy.
Like Yeah, imagine 30 minutes or less.
Yeah.
We shoot you
. Brian: Yeah.
Shoot you ass over chicken wings like,
like.
effed up is your life that youlose your ass over your chicken
(06:10):
wings showing up 30 minutes later.
A half hour.
Brian (06:13):
Yeah.
I always say don't let everything comedown to life or death for the amount
of time it takes to get food thatyou're paying somebody else to prepare.
Like if you're thathungry, get an appetizer.
That's what they're there for.
Kendle (06:23):
Yeah.
Right.
I mean, in an hour is a long time.
Long time, however, okay.
Most places nowadays don'thave enough people to work
'Brian: em, but an hour doesn't equate to like bust a cap.
Like, I mean, it's not like, likewe're gonna like take somebody
out for at an hour.
I would just be like, youknow what, I'm outta here.
Circle home.
Like at that point I'm like, I'mgonna swing through the drive through.
I'm, I might get five
Brian (06:42):
grand at McDonald's.
If I'm
Kendle (06:44):
great, I'll take my odds somewhere else.
His
Brandon (06:46):
quote was Don't let me get my strapped to show you how serious I am.
Brian (06:51):
Wow.
Wow.
So, so not only threatenedwith the gun, but also had to
add some verbal, the gangster
Kendle (06:56):
he means business.
Well,
Brian (06:57):
you should see how many wings was, it didn't say.
Just said he was not, he ordered the snack
Kendle (07:02):
size Fred.
He just wanted an izer course.
The dude
Brandon (07:04):
was hefty and his face did not.
, his eye and mouth structure.
Oh.
So for some reason his head was
Brian (07:12):
like, his, like it had like 12 wings in his mouth.
I
Brandon (07:15):
don't know.
His head was like gigantic.
And the Mr.
Potato head.
Yeah.
And then his eyes', mouth, and nose weretaking up very little real estate stuff.
, it looked weird to start with.
Kendle (07:25):
Like a big toe.
Brandon (07:26):
Why is your face so small?
? Brian: Yeah.
No, it's
wrong with you.
Maybe that's why he was angry.
He looked in the mirrorand said, oh hell no.
Not, and I got late chicken wingsand, but you're going not late.
Not after the night.
Yeah.
Not today, sir.
. Kendle: That's great.
That's what's terrifying though aboutgoing out in the world is all these
people stayed at home for too long andforgot how to go out into the world.
(07:47):
Shit, to
quote somebody on the radio.
People aren't well
. Kendle: No, they're not.
Well it is rough out there.
Brian (07:55):
Yeah.
I just I mean that, that shouldteach you a lesson though.
Like, you shouldn't get inthe wing food industry if you
don't want to like, encounter.
I mean, it's just crazy.
Like,
Brandon (08:03):
I think a better response would've been at the waiter pool
that just shot 'em in the kneecap.
Kendle (08:08):
Oh, you mean like this?
Yeah.
Wait,
Brian (08:09):
longer . Where's your strap buddy?
Brandon (08:12):
Reach for it now.
You one leg having
Brian (08:16):
hurts.
Stone it.
Yeah.
Shot off my pinky toe.
. Oh, I, that's just dumb.
I mean, it is a good, badstory, but it's just dumb.
You know,
Brandon (08:26):
it ranks after, I think I had the one with the someone threatened.
A Starbucks employee with a gunbecause their bagel wasn't right.
Their order wasn't right.
Oh,
Kendle (08:34):
yeah.
. Yeah.
It's just like we'rejumping in these extremes.
Yeah.
That are unnecessary.
Yeah.
Brian (08:40):
There's always another bagel.
Yeah.
There is.
Turns out just Yep.
, and I'm pretty sure Starbucksfrom a corporate perspective would
be like, oh, we messed that up.
We'll just make another one.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
As a
Brandon (08:48):
matter of fact, all you have to say is, this isn't right.
And they're like, okay, we'll remake it.
Brian (08:52):
Don't need to pistol whip me.
I'll make it.
Well, and even
Kendle (08:54):
the restaurant with the wings, if they'd realized, oh, it
has been an hour, you know what?
Give them to 'em for free.
Yeah.
Like that.
Nine times outta 10,that's what's gonna happen.
Yeah.
I'll take some free wings.
So you're gonna be all right.
. Brian: I What if he would've shot up the place only to find out like,
eh, didn't like the wings anyways.
Yeah,
right.
The sauce was with, damn, these are hot
. Brian: I knew I should have gone with a garlic parm.
(09:15):
Yeah.
Why'd I go four peppers?
I should have gone three.
. Music: So hot, , sweaty
Brian (09:23):
and weird places.
uncomfortable.
What's the top of my head?
. Music: My
Brandon (09:30):
tiny face is leaking water.
, Kendle: my tiny face.
Brian (09:34):
It's getting smaller.
Brandon (09:36):
just, what was the cartoon they used to have?
Where their face would shrink up?
Yeah.
Brian (09:41):
Oh, would've been even better if he found out he was allergic.
Yeah.
, he swells up.
Brandon (09:46):
No.
Oh, we could pull a gun on us now.
I would've called the ambulance,
Kendle (09:49):
but . But you're kind, rude.
. Brian: Yeah.
We'll let you suffer
Brandon (09:53):
for a bit.
Yeah.
When we only got to nine one,you're gonna have to dial the rest.
Brian (09:57):
push here,
Kendle (09:58):
but the phone is gonna be on that
Brian (09:59):
table.
Oh, man.
Yeah that's just dumb.
Brandon (10:04):
Yeah.
On a side note, speaking of foodrelated things, I saw a whole standup.
comic or a whole standup routineon the alligator getting thrown
through the drive through.
Oh really?
Oh really?
Yes.
I was like, ah, I, that'smy, ah, it's not my
Brian (10:19):
story, but , you know what?
They probably listened to us
Brandon (10:22):
probably from first.
Yeah.
I mean, he went through the wholething, like what we went to.
I was like, sounds
Kendle (10:28):
familiar.
Sound familiar?
I bet he got the same.
Brian (10:30):
or should have trademarked a story that had nothing to do with
Kendle (10:33):
this.
. How do we capitalize on this?
Brian (10:38):
That's good.
Yeah.
Throw an alligator at him.
Yeah, . All right.
All right.
Kendle (10:45):
Kendall, you got the whatever.
I do got the whatever, and it is time.
We are in the middle of the Murdoch trialand literally every day I am Googling
what is happening with the trial to a day.
If you I don't know if otherstations, if I have planned better,
I will be down there right now.
Brandon (11:01):
Other, I don't know if other news stations are doing it, but you can go on,
I think it's Fox News and they have the.
Kendle (11:07):
Trial.
Yeah.
There is one place and I meant to watchit cuz today's my day off, so I was gonna
like sit down and like binge absorb.
Yeah.
. But they're like live streaming onYouTube, the trial and so I was gonna like
Brandon (11:20):
watch.
Yeah.
It was like I, I saw it and it waslike testimony from product trial.
I was like, oh look at it's seven hours.
I'm like a hell no.
. I got this kind of.
Kendle (11:30):
Oh, I am all about it.
Every like couple hours I'll pick up myphone and like see if anything's been
updated, but so one of the breakingthings in evidence is Paul Murdoch.
So remember I mentioned thatthey had some kind of video
that was placing Alec at the.
At the scene when he, his alibiwas saying he wasn't the scene.
(11:53):
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it turns out the video was sent, itwas like a Snapchat video he sent to his
friend about a dog they were keeping.
And in the background of the video,you can hear both Maggie and Alex like,
Talking and the video is timestampedlike 8 44 and 55 seconds or something.
Well, then at eight fortyseven, Paul's phone is locked
(12:18):
and it's never turned on again.
And like Maggie's phone, like a coupleseconds before that, hers is locked
and like it never turns on again.
Well, in the meantime, Alex'sphone from eight to nine is off.
It's not pinging anything.
It's not doing anything.
So like clearly he was downthere, but his phone is not on.
(12:40):
So at nine oh two, Alex's phonekicks on and he calls Maggie's
phone, leaves a voicemail, callsagain, sends a text message.
And so they're saying that like he'sdoing all this to kind of build an
alibi that like, oh, I'm not there.
I'm calling you to let you know I'm goingto my mom's house, blah, blah, blah.
But his phone turns on at like the main.
(13:03):
Which is, they were saying like threequarters of a mile from the kennels
to where everyone was murdered.
And then also coming down the driveway,you drive right past the kennels.
And so it's like the phoneturns on at the house.
He goes past the kennels, andthen he gets on the road and
he makes like 17 phone calls.
Like he's calling everyone in hiscontact list just to kind of say
(13:25):
like, oh, I'm just riding around,blah, blah, blah, talking to you.
He does go to his mom's.
And at the mom's house, they actuallyfound a rain jacket that was the
inside was full of gunshot residue,so they believe it was like it's gsr.
Wrapped around like the guns.
And come to find out there were three gunsthat were used in the murders and two of
(13:46):
them are accounted for or one it's not.
It's a whole big mess.
And I love every second . Yeah.
I am in it, but.
It's just been a, it's been aweek already, so like the, they
picked jurors Monday and Tuesday.
I think The trial started on Wednesday andI heard a couple clips from his lawyers,
his like dirty earth snake lawyers, and
(14:12):
and they, that's the worm reference.
. At one point they were even blamingPaul for like, being known for
his, like rifle handling abilities.
It was like, well, you know, he's ayoung guy and he was known to just
kind of toss a rifle into his carand, you know, if something was to
(14:34):
just go off on accident, he wouldn't,it wouldn't have been surprised that
like it would've happened around him.
And it's like, no, he's dead.
Yeah.
So like those damn rifles.
Yeah.
Right.
Like you.
Now is not the time to blame aguy's murder on his own self.
Yeah.
Brandon (14:52):
Well, you know how those things just, you set 'em on the
counter and they got a building,
Kendle (14:55):
they just go off and shoot the guy and his mom, who just
happens to be this guy's son.
Well, they probably
Brandon (15:00):
had a bump stock on it, that's
Brian (15:01):
why.
, yeah.
Yeah.
And it reamed at the other person too,
Kendle (15:05):
and so they're, . It's just listening to his lawyers makes
my hate fire burn so much hotter
. Brian: You know, though, like, and I'm not like, obviously I'm not a lawyer
and I've not spent any time doingit, and I don't even watch a lot of
legal shows that like try to convinceyou that this is exactly how it goes.
But like, it would seem to me froma strategy standpoint, which I
(15:26):
do know that a little bit better.
That if you knew you didn't havesomething that could convince them
of the truth, you make up the wildestlie possible to just remove them
further from what actually is reality.
To get them in a space where they'relike, , I don't know what this is.
I don't believe either of them.
Right.
You know, I don't believe the truth orthe lie because like, like that kind of
stuff just seems like, so the dead manshot him and somebody else, and him first,
(15:52):
and then like other people like Right.
But you've almost put enough doubt.
Reality . Yeah.
That like you just can't then hearthe reality and like listen to it
objectively.
Like it just feels like his lawyersare like pulling straws and just trying
to like throw as much dirt around aspossible to make you question everything.
Yeah.
Whether or not it even makes sense.
(16:13):
They're just spinningthese like wild stories.
Brian (16:15):
It's like a wear down tactic.
Yeah.
If we can just wear youout, you won't ever agree to
Kendle (16:19):
him.
Right.
You'll just give up.
Brandon (16:20):
I have the exact opposite reaction that if you start making
upstairs, I'm like, you're guilty as.
Yeah, like
Kendle (16:26):
immediately what it feels when you're listening
to it is like, this is insane.
Yeah.
Insane that you're saying this.
Like it is real , you're usingthe wrong words, . Right, right.
But it is like very validating.
The cell phone vi like video footagethat like, it's very clearly him in
(16:46):
the background, like talking aboutthe dog that was sent to a friend.
It's all timestamped.
Brandon (16:51):
Oh, see, that's where they screwed up.
It was the.
The dog.
. Dog.
Went double fisted and took 'em all out.
Yep.
Brian (16:56):
Took them all out.
Brandon (16:57):
Off.
Yeah.
Brian (17:00):
But Alex from STRs,
Kendle (17:06):
We're still just getting started.
So,
Brian (17:08):
I mean, it's good for our audience because I know there was
a lot of concern, like, would wekeep the podcast going or not?
I mean, we're at least throughthe end of the murder trials.
It's probably next year.
Let's see.
We're
Kendle (17:19):
in the murder trial now, so, yeah.
Brandon (17:20):
So who's up on the stand now?
Is it prosecution or defense?
Kendle (17:24):
Yeah, I'm
Brandon (17:26):
unsure.
. Well, I mean, who's is it is.
Alex's side, or is it,
Kendle (17:32):
I think it's still prosecution.
Okay.
Is still presenting their facts.
I don't think the defense hasstarted their part of it yet.
They're expecting the trial tolast at least three to four weeks.
Yeah.
They get to bring up defeatand he's got the foot.
Yeah, like 30 some witnesses.
They're calling all in like the defense.
(17:53):
It's also telling that like noneof his family is really showing up.
. So like the brothers are like, weirdlyMia a none of Maggie's family is there.
Like she has a sister.
Both her parents, they're not there.
Buster isn't there.
So
Brandon (18:11):
I wonder if they just don't wanna get questioned or
Kendle (18:13):
Right.
Maybe it could be like a media move, but,
Brandon (18:18):
well, I don't know.
That whole trial is weird to start with.
Yeah.
So none of this surprisesme with anything that.
is going on, but I don't know,like I said, spinning such big
impossibilities like , how isthe person that is also dead?
(18:39):
and obviously was shot by somebody,
Kendle (18:42):
right.
Like this.
It's not like just to say that like
Brian (18:44):
self-inflicted man, I still killed two other
Kendle (18:46):
people.
Yeah.
You know, I wouldn't be surprised ifthere was just a loose bullet around Paul
cause he would just throw his guns down.
It's like fair.
Okay.
Fair.
If he was still alive, but therewas a loose bullet that killed him.
Yeah.
So like now you don't get tolike talk crap about him anymore.
Yeah.
Like
, Brandon: two loose bullets.
It's the magic bullet.
Brian (19:03):
You can't call him to the.
Kendle (19:05):
Because also he was shot multiple times.
Well, so like the gun could
Brian (19:08):
bounce.
Yes.
Brandon (19:09):
As it does . Everyone's seen the Loony Tunes.
We all know how it works.
, Kendle: I mean, fair.
If you just wiggle aroundand nothing happens.
Yes,
Brian (19:16):
but geez.
. Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Well we're buckling up for this ride.
Yeah.
. Kendle: So I'm, I'll keep you updated.
I was very tempted cuz we alwayspre-record a couple of episodes.
I was trying to belike, what come my good.
So like the good is the trials started
, Music: how can I make
Kendle (19:31):
all three of these?
Right?
I was like, I wanna talkabout this and only this.
Brandon (19:35):
Forever.
All right.
And we're just, next episode,we're gonna give Kendall
Brian (19:38):
the mic for Yeah, Kendall's gonna do good, the bad, the whatever.
All on the same story.
Kendle (19:42):
Yeah.
So three perspectives prepared.
I hope you love the soundof my voice, . That's all.
I'm gonna get you
Brian (19:49):
That's awesome.
Well, you wanna tell
'Kendle: em where to find us?
Yeah, so find us on Instagramat good, bad, whatever pod
All Over case, all one word.
If you are also just asobsessed in the Murdoch trial
as I am, let's talk about it.
You can find us on Twitter at gbw podon Facebook and our Pod Beam page.
Down
Music (20:05):
right.
(20:52):
So be crazy.
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