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February 27, 2024 38 mins

Ever found yourself curious about the whispers and whirlwinds of South Carolina's political landscape? Chris and Costello are here to quench that thirst with a fresh episode, where we unpack the perplexing campaign saga of Nikki Haley. Despite lagging in the polls, her war chest of donations is raising eyebrows and plenty of questions. We're serving up our spicy theories on the external forces that might be shaking the political chessboard and consider how the state's economic climate could influence voters at the ballot box.

But it's not all serious strategy talk. We'll whisk you away to the glitzy yet controversial corridors of Trump Tower, where the satire is as rich as the decor. I'll spill the beans on my own unnerving stay at a Trump property, all while we navigate the tangle of Trump's financial conundrums, complete with a playful poke at Ivanka's entrepreneurial endeavors. And because we love a good cliffhanger, a technical hiccup will have you guessing what comes next.

For a royal wrap-up, we steer into the frenzy of royal gossip, bringing a personal touch to the conversation around Meghan Markle and the media's magnifying glass on her life. We're not just about the news – join us for a hoot with our game show spoof "Who Killed Me?" where we blend the week's headlines with a dash of the absurd. So plant your earbuds firmly in place, and let's embark on an auditory adventure filled with politics, laughter, and a few surprises along the way.

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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Hey everybody, this is Chris.
Hey, this is Costello.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hi Chris.
Oh, excuse me.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
Here we go.
Oh, here we go, oh.
He cut out his phone today.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
Here we go, oh yeah, it's any cool difficulties,
girls and boys.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Hey let's it's all in the boot, guys.
I hear nothing.
You're hearing things, you know.
You're hearing eggs oh my gosh,oh my gosh, oh my gosh, oh my
gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh, ohmy gosh, oh my gosh, oh my gosh
, oh my gosh.
Oh no, look at two guys, lookat you.
Just they showed in there.
See, it says that it's cost togive us some weird signals.
Okay, turn down.

Speaker 2 (00:38):
Turn down.
Okay, there we go, there we go.
That's good, yeah, no morefootball, no more football, no
more football.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
I think we need a break.
It's okay.
All eyes are on your red necksteak this Saturday.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh yes, it is hey you know what I was thinking about
That means that the othercandidate other than Miss Haley
Miller I'm not sure what hemeans Um, nicky, here, that's it
Uh, the other candidate whowill remain nameless, uh, he
will be here.
This might be my chance.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I'll go see him.
You chance to what.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
And well, to bring us to this problem.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
What are you gonna do you?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
have to say something .

Speaker 1 (01:22):
You sure as hell you're not gonna be doing
anything to that.
That's how much I'm gonna do.
You can't say that.
You can't say that.
The K-word okay.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Oh, the K-word here we go Killed, killed.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
I was watching Kill Bill.
I didn't mean anything.
Kill Bill, exactly.
I was just doing what you say.

Speaker 2 (01:45):
I was saying the Cadence man, I learned about
They yell things like oh, myheart and kill, that's all.
That's right.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
The Kill Guy?
I don't understand, becauseeveryone's going.
Okay, your former ex-governor,nikki Haley, supposedly based on
the polling, is gonna get herass wiped by you know who this
But the thing is she's?
just donating millions andmillions of dollars to her
People are going.

Oh yes, I think I have a theory.
That's scary when I have atheory, but I have a theory.
I think they're just backingher and just keeping her in
there because they just thinksomething's gonna happen.
It's gonna make him have todrop out, or like being jailed.
That's one, yeah, because if hehas to, if he does, then there

she is.
Who else are you gonna be?
Who else are you gonna be?
Who else are you gonna be?
Who does he get?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I'd put a bet on him not making it.
But you know, I mean I could goup to her and ask see if he'd
blow me some money.
I'd probably do it after he'swon $300.
He's done it.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
He's broke now, so no , that's what I'm saying.
It's your state.
It's your new adopted redneckstate.
The big primary is on Saturday.
By the polling he's way ahead.
So what are they saying?
Why is he so far ahead?
She was governor of that state.
Yeah, she was a good one of two, apparently.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, I think.
What is the deal?
Putin's behind him, putin'sbehind him.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
That's what it is.
So that means you tell meeverybody in South Carolina, is
they like Russia?

Speaker 2 (03:27):
what you're saying.
Basically, they've all beenbought off by me.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
Well, your state's broke so it'd be easy to buy off
Yeah, yeah, well, this.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
Yeah, they Don't start me.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
You, you live there, you, you get the mood truck in
Here we go, south Carolina, youpick it.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
Yeah, I did.
It looked on paper like a greatplace it really did.
But there you go.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
Since you're right there, you're going to get all
the skinny, all the sound bites.
You'll see, you'll get thefinal numbers.
So please have it forced nextweek and give us the behind the
scenes stuff of the redneckSouth Carolina primary.
I suppose there's going to beone by a large margin for Mr
Okay, will you do that for usnext week, you promise?

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Yeah, I've got my, I've got my recorder.
I could go do that Sure.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, go ahead.
Some questions for us yes.
You could ask him so it doesn'tfall back.
Can you like?
Are you doing?
You feel depressed, like me.
You feel like killing yourselfor, you know, maybe doing it
that way, can I?
Help you with that.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Cross the line.
Oops, oops, oh sorry I justlike a pair of those lovely
Oh God, Did you see those fromsneakers?

Speaker 1 (04:54):
You know what I got?

Speaker 2 (04:55):
an email, which I guess we can do now.
Now, who makes sneakers?

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Who makes sneakers?
I mean, they're all gold.
They look as tacky as thisplace in New York.
Oh, they're all gold.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
They must come from Korea, I think would be my guess
What is he asking for?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Do you know the price of those?
Oh, $400.

Speaker 2 (05:21):
And here's the thing, and thisis what the email was pointing
It's oh, look, I'll just readit.
It makes more sense.
Okay, it's at.
Hi, kristen Costello, I gotthese great Magna Make American
great again Gold sneakers forsale Only $400.

And you won't have to worryabout wearing them or where to
put them or them wearing out oranything, because they won't
ship until July, if they'll shipat all.
Have a great show, donnie.
Does he plan on being buried inthose sneakers.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
You could ask me that that's it.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
That would be a good one.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, I thought you know I'd just you don't want to
wear those in the open casket.
I mean you just that's theright question is this kind of
you know you have to go there.
He's coming to your backyard,you have to go.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
I got to at least get some of his supporters.
I'm sure we'll get some gemsout of them.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
I'm telling you, I just came up with just a
weird-ass question, just boardedit up.
You know just a great soundbike for the show and you get
some national attention.
Go ahead, you can be a storyout by yourself.
Hey, that'll let you go.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
That would be cool, that would be good.
Yeah, yeah, sure, I can.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
So you ever seen?
You ever seen Mickey Haleynaked?

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Ask me that it was like last week, and I didn't
quite get it Where's yourhusband Nikki.
Where's your husband?

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Where's Malania?
Where's the both?
At Malania was your husband.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
They've been running an ad here showing the Donald
doing that going well where'sthe husband.
He took off his knees, gone,he's out of the picture.
Then they cut to this guysaying he's on military
deployment, you moron.
He's out serving his country,which he is.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
Another ad just going where's Malania?
She's out banging the pool boy,you moron.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
Banging the pool boy.
She's done with the gardener.
Then there's another one wherethey just have a chicken, a
video of a chicken.
Then it just talks about what achicken he is and how he's bows
down to every dictator and soon and so forth.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
They're putting some big money in a Nikki Hale.
It's just apparently for him.
How do you make an a damn dip?

Speaker 2 (08:19):
Do you think perhaps the people I mean?
You've got to figure thatwhenever they do these polls
they're always around like themagnet people.
Of course it's going to get ahigher percentage because the
other people are going.
I'm not going to that.
Why would I go to that?
You've got to think that thepeople who actually don't
support it Watch the people whogo and see what kind of people

go and just take it.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
What is it all about?
Just watch the idiots in person, the people who support it.
They can't afford in your state, $400 pair of sneakers to
support it.
I mean, come on, that's not animportant number Right.

Speaker 2 (08:54):
Neither can I he can.

Speaker 1 (08:57):
Well, yeah, if I could, I wouldn't buy those damn
He can't, not even as acollector's item.
He can't even afford to pay hisbond.
In the fraud trial.
When you file an appeal, theygo okay, this money has been
filed in the judgment againstyou, so you're going to appeal.
You've got to put the money in.
Okay, it's going to sit thereto make sure they hold it.
They have it, okay, and hedoesn't have the money to pay

his damn bond, mr Roe.
Mr Roe, you can't put in the$385 million or whatever he
doesn't have it.

Speaker 2 (09:28):
I'm trying to think what it was that the New York
Attorney General was threateningto do.
She was going to call the noteso that, basically, they could
take all his properties.

Speaker 1 (09:42):
They want to pay that , to sell something to cover the

Speaker 2 (09:46):
Oh, I did do more than that.
I mean, well, yeah, I supposeit's interesting, isn't it?
You know, he'd be completelyflat broke on paper and probably
in In many ways.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
That's what you think he fraudulently asked for loans
for Because he didn't have themoney.
Well, you know, to back it up.
The properties weren't worththe he said they were to back it
up, so it's why fraudulentlygot money.
You know that's what I'm goingto do.
What would you do?
I have to confess I've beenpretty bad here.
So I am here in Vegas oh,beautiful.

I'm only staying here because afriend of mine owns a condo in
I'm staying there for free,just like you know, I'm staying
at the Trump.
I walked in and immediately feltlike taking a shower.
You walk past the gift shop.
There's all these red MAGA hatsin there.
There's people sitting aroundwearing them in the lobby.

There's a lot of Asians there.
Just don't ask me.
There are some who just stayedthere because you know I hate to
say it, but a lot of thesehotels are pretty decent.
They're nice, okay yeah, andthey're run well by other people
They're broke.
So half the people you see hangaround the lobby there are MAGA

people and the other half arejust.
You know, who knows?

Speaker 2 (11:07):
There's no casino there and stuff.

Speaker 1 (11:09):
So I don't know.
I guess they just like thehotel.
Yeah, it's a good spot.
It's a good spot.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
I told you that I was offered a job there and I
turned it down.
Yeah, it's a photographer Manysome years ago, which I'm glad I
did, obviously.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Yeah, I just I just feel dirty.
I mean I wake up there and justI need to hold myself up, I'm
just dirty.
But you know the spot is goodbecause you know Ivanka gives a
good massage.
I must say.

Speaker 2 (11:35):
I have never taken, never tried that unfortunately
I'll have to take a look.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Ivanka gives a good massage.

Speaker 2 (11:44):
It's a happy ending.
I'd be after.

Speaker 1 (11:48):
Are you massage this?
Okay, we'll go back to football, are you?
Desion Watson?
That's what he liked to havemassaged.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
Well, this is really wonderful.
I'm picking up, like everyother word of you right now.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
So that's that's.
That's that's for you.
Hey Cube here working for IT.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
I've checked to see the green light is on and
unplugged and plugged in again.
All should be good now.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Sorry for the interruption.
Now back to Chris and Costello.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
Here we go.
Okay, just full disclosure toyou, costello.
Okay, dave knows, this isembarrassing me to tell you this
Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (12:25):
Anything that embarrasses you, I'm ready.

Speaker 1 (12:27):
Okay, then what?
Yeah, a friend of mine owns acondo at this place and so when
he stopped, booked out or he'snot using it.
If I'm in town here in Vegas,he doesn't use it for free.
So he, you know, it's, it'skind of nice since it's in the
it's in the Trump dollar Excuseme.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
The, the, the, the TR UMP, the fart tower.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
And I checked in.
I took four showers right awayto get the scum off.
It's still gonna work.
You know it's a weird group ofpeople because you know he
doesn't have a casino therebecause they wouldn't give him a
gaming license.
That's right.
Yeah, he doesn't have a goodpay to eat, but there's a.
It's half.
The people are in a bag ofpeople hanging out as a gift
shop with those damn red hatseverywhere.

The other half for Asians justwalk around and go and just
happy to be there.
I guess I don't know, maybethey thought, maybe it's seeing.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
But it's just so, red is is good luck for Asians.
You see, when they go gamblingso this is your yeah, okay, so
They equate that with oh, thisis good luck hat.
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
I didn't hear that, mr, the spawas good.
So I was off on a couple ofdays ago so I tried out the spa
and I must say Ivanka gives agood massage.

Speaker 2 (13:45):
Oh, excellent, that's where she's at.
I was wondering and if I do getthe opportunity, seeing as he's
going to be here in townbecause of the the vote tomorrow
here in South Carolina, I'mgoing to ask him where his wife
is and then, if I get there, doit.
I'm counting on you, you got todo it.

I'm going to try.
Okay, I am, I will try my mybest.
I'm still a little get a littlewinded, kind of really easily.
But anyway, and then I, if, ifhe says yeah, yeah, she's so
she's to the Trump and Las Vegas, because my friend got a
massage from her and also happy.

Speaker 1 (14:28):
I'll get it from a.
I'll get it from Ivanka.

Speaker 2 (14:31):
Oh yeah, well, they you know.
Yeah, she's much prettier I'mwith you.
Okay, I'll make sure I don'tmake that Freudian slip.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Okay, yeah, but still ask that question, though you
have to do it.
The whole, not the country, thewhole world is counting you to
ask him when he's at one ofthose rallies.
Okay, Where's?
Melania, don't let us down,don't do it.

Speaker 2 (14:58):
If I don't get beaten up.
Well, I said nothing wrong withthat, without question.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
I'm looking for, I'm checking out today and I can't
wait to check out so I can justcheck out and go.
Here we go, get the hell out ofhere.
My skin's been getting chunckedso I said, stay in there, if I
probably get, if we had that bigbed bug big outbreak here in
Vegas, I think.

Speaker 3 (15:19):
I think the Trump is one of the places that's got a
lot of them, man.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
I just like I mentioned.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
I would imagine.
Just don't use the othercadence that you taught me.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
Kill, kill, kill your job, you just just.
We're going to be watching forit through rally.
Okay, Count on it.
Tomorrow's a big day, Coach,get it.
Where's your rally tonight?

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I'll tell you what.
I'll tell you what boy.
If I can't get him, I'll findsome of the supporters they got.
They got to be so full of it.
I'm sure there's got to be somegood Rod DiDio there.

Speaker 1 (15:51):
I could be even better if you ask me Maga person
, here you're seeing Melania ata rally and then they go.
No, why is that?
See what they have to say.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
Yeah, that's what I was thinking.
If I couldn't, you know, justyell it out at him.
You know what?
It's really bizarre in mymind's eye.
I'm at the, I'm at the TrumpTower, but I know that.
I'm forgetting where I live.
That's really what's happening.
I left this point to get Valieto come to work.

Speaker 1 (16:18):
I'm just going like, give me that, give me out, but
I'll be out today and you'll beat the rally tonight.
So we'll have fun things toreport next week.
But one thing we have tomention that we're not going to
do today, except for right now,except for right now it's one
more time.

The Travis Kelsey Taylor Swiftthing is got to let it go.
I mean, football season's over,okay, so we got to be in you.
I can't turn on my phone buzzes, I can't turn on my laptop.
They turn on a TV.
There they are.
Here is Travis landing inSydney.
There they are doing a privatetour of the Australian Zoo.

So what?

Speaker 2 (17:06):
Do you care?
I don't care, but I don't get.
I don't get this, you see,because I guess I'm just not in
that in touch, I'm not gettingthose kind of emails and faxes
of where they're at.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
And you know I don't want them in the words of joy or
You know Jewish troll living inmy basement.
I don't care, I don't care, Idon't care about it, just don't
We think there hasn't been thismuch media attention on a
couple, since it was Costellobought his bull up Dollar.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
Christine, yeah, you know, that was very trying to.

Speaker 1 (17:41):
Yeah, costello and Christine poke somebody holes in
that thing that even duct tapewould keep her together anymore,
but you know for a while forabout a year you guys, you guys
were the shit you know.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
And Christine felt very let down after I pulled the
Of course she did yeah, allright, no, that's true.
I mean this is almost more thanlike John Yoko.
I mean it's you know.
I just hope you know, as Robertdies down so A lot of the way

from football season, maybe theyjust leave him alone.

Speaker 1 (18:17):
A couple know each other having fun.
We don't need to be plastered,but just leave him alone.
I don't see a lot of peopleevery day.
I get sick of it.
Well, of course, before thatwas you know, I was like I'm not
going to be a plastered person.
I'm not going to be a plasteredperson.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
I'm not going to be a plastered person.
I'm not going to be a plasteredperson Before that was Prince
So you know, boy, I tell youwhat you should ask my sister
what she thinks of PrinceWilliam's wife.
They, they, the English do notlike her.
I mean they the lover, or hatehim.
I thought, Kate was like theyloved her.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
She could do no wrong .

Speaker 2 (18:55):
No not Kate, the other one, oh, harry's wife.
I'm sorry, harry's wife, I gotmy, I got my princes mixed.

Speaker 1 (19:05):
Certainly did, I did.
Well, of course we know theydon't like Megan.
That has been that way for along time.

Speaker 2 (19:10):
Oh boy, I mean, I said to her I said what does she
ever do to you?
Good God, a little vitriol.
So how about I come back toEngland?
I wouldn't either.
She's tan.
Well, that's, maybe that's whatit is.
I don't think that's what it is.
She's a dog.

Speaker 1 (19:29):
She's a dog.
She's a dog.
He has a desert.
They were singing the Britishpress.
They ticked her off.
She's a dog.
I wonder, wonder, what shadetheir first baby is going to be
you know our total doggy.

Speaker 2 (19:41):
He didn't do very much with doggy.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
I had a similar thing .

Speaker 2 (19:45):
When, when my daughters were being born, or
when their mother was pregnant,because she was from Malaysia
and she was quite dark.
Of course it didn't help thatshe sat out in the Vegas sun,
yeah, and they can't turnanybody dark, that would.
That's important.
What color are they going to be?
I'm going, oh well, probably anice shot.
Maybe, maybe blue, I don't know.

Stupid question what color arethey?
No, just very likely to hand.
Actually, not beautiful, okay.
That is plenty tan Asians, don'tput it that way, tan Caucasians
are very, very, very attractive, beautiful, okay.

Speaker 1 (20:30):
So it's such a boring category for you.
Britt, you've tanned Caucasian.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
The interesting thing is that, whereas my oldest
Abbey lives in Portland Oregonyeah, Don't worry about her
getting some burnt out I haven'tseen a son in about three
I could not live there.
Oh no, that would be all.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
That's all I need to call it, the albino.
Okay, yeah, beautiful.
You like game shows, don't you?
You know game shows.
You like playing games?

Speaker 2 (21:00):
I know games as well.
No whammies, no whammies.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Yeah, we got that one .
Are you ready for our brand newChristmas and Castello game
Well, yes, I suppose.
So let's play.
Who Killed Me?
You'll have a slight chance ofwinning.
Okay, Very slight chance.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Well, things working against us.
You're in the Trump motel andthe sound quality is not good.
I apologize to our audience.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
You think they're listening and they're going.
He's talking bad about me.
Yes, I am Okay.
Who killed?

Speaker 2 (21:45):
You ready to play Castello?
All right, yes, I'm ready toplay.
Ready to play, let's play who?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
killed me.
Now your first contestant isCastello.
No Castello question.
Okay, okay.
Who killed Alexi Navalny?
Was it A?
Alex Murdoch?
Was it B?
Travis Kelsey?
Was it C?
Was it Vladimir Putin?

Or D, the State of Alabama?

Speaker 2 (22:18):
Ooh, that's a tough one, because I know Alabama is
oh, yeah, yeah, the State ofAlabama would like to give him a
little injection.
I think, oh, I don't know.
Let me think about this a bitmore.

Speaker 1 (22:36):
Time's up.
Sorry, I have four choices.
You're going to give me onefrigging answer.

Speaker 2 (22:42):
I was playing the game, I did this.
Well, I'm okay then.

Speaker 1 (22:51):
The time between Putin and the State of Alabama?

Speaker 2 (22:54):
killed him.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
The State of Alabama kills allembryos now.
So you know, hey, it's a tie.

Speaker 2 (23:00):
Okay, it's a tie.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
Okay, everybody, just do the double, double round.
Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (23:06):
All right, I'm double double ready to murder.
Murder Jokes again.
Four of the choices again.
Who killed?

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, the question this time iswho killed Wendy Williams?
They say to yourself he's notdead yet.
Well, see, pretty much it Okay.
Who killed Wendy Williams?
Was it A?
Donald Trump?
I knew you were talking aboutme.
Was it B, taylor Swift?
Was it C?
Vladimir Putin?

Rd Redneck, state of SouthCarolina.
Here on the clock, gustavo.

Speaker 2 (23:38):
Okay, I gotta be quicker on this one, have I?
Hmm, so the North CarolinaPutin, a tie between Trump and
I'm still gonna go with Putin.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
Ding, ding, ding ding .
You win, Putin also won.

Speaker 2 (23:56):
Yeah, I nearly did.
She's in terrible shape.
I saw something about her today.
You win.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Season one and two of the original Wendy Williams

Speaker 2 (24:07):
Can I have Wendy Williams show?
No, wendy Williams is way morefun.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
Sorry, it's time for the final round.
Are you ready, castello?
I'm ready, you ready, you ready?
Here we go.
Who killed Matthew Perry?
Was it A?
Jennifer Aniston, was it B?
Lindsey Graham, was it C?
Vladimir Putin?

Speaker 2 (24:37):
RD Fentanyl and you're on the clock.
Oh, let me see.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
I'm gonna go with the Fentanyl, the.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
Putin gave in.
You're exactly right.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
Good God, almighty, I should do this.
Okay, he said triple bonus,right, and who did you do it
with on set?
Jennifer Aniston.
There he goes.
There was no wrong answer inthat one, so you win the bonus,
castello, congratulations.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
Thank you, thank you so terribly much.
And what is the grand prize ofAnother week for being the big?

Speaker 1 (25:12):

Speaker 2 (25:15):
But what do I get for a prize?
Don't I get a parting gift?
No, not even a trip to the sum,to his buffet, just minutes
away from the trip.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
No, the next time you come to Vegas you can stay in
the same room.
I stayed in the Trump Tower twonights for free.
Bring baby powder and lots ofvinegar.
You begin itch, itch, itch,itch.
I got a skin rash and it's redlike a maga hat.
There you go.
Congratulations, castello, forplaying our dating game.
Who killed me?
Me, I was thinking smell theburning.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Girls and boys, what are you thinking?
Think back to people withrather odd names.
Okay, so like you've gotBeethoven, right, that's an odd
name, but have you ever met a MrBeethoven ever in your life?
I know I have.
I've met him.

I've met him Ever in your life?
I know I haven't.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
I can't say that Exactly.

Speaker 2 (26:22):
I'm wondering what happened to these names.
You see, regina, there'sanother one Now.
That was the Queen's last namebefore she changed it to Windsor
It sounded too much.

Speaker 1 (26:35):
Beethoven never, ever got married.
I guess we didn't carry on thelegacy.
Didn't have any kids.

Speaker 2 (26:41):
Must be, or something like Eisenhower Out in the
You know I have not.
Yeah, you go See Money Penny,one more, that's a movie fiction
on that.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
Oh well, good one, good one.
Good one at that too, I like it.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
So anyway.
So this got me thinking RightAbout burning, Smell the burning
So I was thinking about reallybad names that people are giving
their kids and, of course, thefirst person that comes to my
mind is Frank Zappa.
We all know that he that hecalled his daughter a moon unit,

yes, okay.
And one of his sons, or hisolder son, dweezel, right, he
had two other kids I didn't know, arnett and Mucar Rudin.
Arnett, you said Mucas, arnettand Mucar, no, Mucar.

Speaker 1 (27:47):

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Okay, but I mean that's pretty bad.
I mean, you know, but it getsworse.
His youngest daughter Get thisDiva, thin muffet pigeon.

Speaker 1 (28:00):
Why did we ever get the drugs?
If he was doing I don't knowman?
We didn't share them.
I would have been more creativetoo if I had his stuff he was

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Yeah, no kidding, yeah, likewise.

Speaker 1 (28:13):
I was in this close to naming my daughter.

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Oh, that would have been a goodone yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yes, you would have, I thought, came to mind, which
is why I did the last messageNope not going to.

Speaker 2 (28:28):
Well, if you'd had a son you could have had fame,
yeah, Hmm, but anyway.
So Diva, thin muffin pigeon,come here, yeah that?

Speaker 1 (28:43):
that's crazy.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
That's truly wild.
So I'm thinking of three,thinking in five minutes Well,
I'm pretty good the drugs.
What are you thinking now?
What I'm thinking is thatbecause we got the primary
election here in South Carolina,no, then a trip to the Diner in

South Carolina.
Anyway, yeah, sorry, I wasthinking I'm going to take my
trusty recorder, my digitalrecorder that up to now has only
been used for recording myneighbors, and ask some of the
Magna people questions yeah,magna, yeah Magna.

Yeah, I know Magma.

Speaker 1 (29:40):

Speaker 2 (29:42):
Yeah, because obviously there's.
I've got to find out where, ofcourse, they're all going to be
congregating, and if I can't getnear Trump to yell where's
Melania, I'm going to.
I'm going to ask other peoplethat what do you think's
happened to his wife?

Speaker 1 (29:59):
And also what are the other response asking other

Speaker 2 (30:03):
Oh, I will you know.
And then I'm going to ask himwell, do you think she's just do
you think she'd be a good modelfor those 400, $400 keks you?

Speaker 1 (30:14):
know the sneakers.
If she models in naked, yeahsure, linus Next respectful.
Well, that's what.

Speaker 2 (30:19):
NASA is talking about .
Yeah Well, I mean, you knowthat's not something others are
stepping on, so anyway, that'sjust something I thought I would

Speaker 1 (30:33):
So what's?
That is a good thought.
So you do that, okay, okay.
I mean all our thinking youjust mentioned.
That is the good thing rightthere.
That's a good one.
It's your quick way to go.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
All right, I'll quit.
Hey, I do want to mention,though I think I believe it is
oh, it must be Monday that we goon the air on podcast radio,
radio, radio radio, podcastradio radio.

Speaker 1 (30:59):
They're streaming their streaming service, Of
course we're on also radioselected markets as well too.
You can find the Chris andCostello original cancel radio
guys, so almost everywhere.
Now we're everywhere.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
We are everywhere in particular.
Yeah, we're having a bigwelcome party and everything.
So if you go to podcast radio,you will see us there.
We're not on there now.
I know, because I checked, butthey said the 24th.
They said Monday.
Monday is the 26th.
Oh, 26th, was it Okay?
There you go and you'll getedited versions of us.

So then you'll need to comeback and listen to us to get the
whole version.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Okay, when they podcast radio editors, they'll
go that part sucks, that partsucks, that part sucks.
The most left is just prettymuch short stuff.
How you doing?
Okay, see you next week.

Speaker 2 (31:50):
With a couple of beeps in the middle.
Yeah, the usual stuff.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Hi, this is Chris.

Speaker 2 (31:54):
Hey, costello, you're a beep, there you go, yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:58):
We're happy to be on there.
So it's our welcome to podcastradio and you guys check that
And also it's a big welcomeback because they had really big
Because what we missed was beennine years John Stewart back on
Comedy Central, but only onenight a week.
It's on Monday.
But hey, in a political seasongotta have John.

Speaker 2 (32:17):
Oh God too, he's our only ventfor sanity.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
So general sip of the question, they show because no
one can do.
I mean, what could you say itto?
But it's just funny when Johnhe's been doing it for so long.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
So it's great to have you back John.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
So let's hear what's going on.
What's going on?
What's your?

Speaker 1 (32:37):

Speaker 2 (32:38):
I don't have it.
I was looking for that bit thathe was talking about.
What do you mean?
You don't have it.
Trump was calling him by hisreal name and telling his
Lieberwitz something like thatStewart John, stewart Lieberwitz

Speaker 1 (32:51):
Yeah, John Lieberwitz .

Speaker 2 (32:53):
It is Lieberwitz.
Okay, I knew I was close thereanyway, and then he went off on
a really good, funny rant, whichwe'll play now if I can find it
, and if not, there'll be a bitof a silence.
So, donald Trump tweeted JohnLieberwitz.

Speaker 3 (33:10):
He thought he's going to use my birth name.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
It's your name, it's Lieberwitz.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yes, John Stewart Lieberwitz is my, Jonathan
Stewart Lieberwitz my full name.
He was going to tweet that andthen he tweeted out be proud of
your heritage.
Don't run away from who you are.
By the way, he's overrated, orsomething, there's something
along those lines Insiccive,it's very incisive.
And so we thought, well, geez,let's answer.

So we tweeted back to him.
Donald Trump's real name, whichI don't know, if you even know
this, is Fuck, face VonClownstick, and the research you
guys must do on that show isunbelievable.
We have people, lexis Nexus,and so we wanted to know why he

was running away from the VonClownstick heritage.
And we got into this huge fightand this Did he sue you?
He tends to sue for people forthings like that.
Yeah, I mean, I'm just, I don'tknow that a man-baby can be
He's character is destiny andhe is the most thin-skinned

And look, you've been aroundpoliticians, you know they're
So President Obama, for all hisqualities that you love, gets

Speaker 2 (34:31):
And certainly I've born I've born oh, how mean can
we be Me know them that you know.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Do you have your homework assignment?
Castell for the weekend isgoing to attend a truck rally.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
Well, now-.

Speaker 1 (34:43):
Primary, which will get some attention for a bit.
The big red next day to SouthCarolina, so you'll be
surrounded by a mag of peopleand Trump will be there.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
And your buddy Lindsey Graham will be there.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
So anything you can get.
Maybe you can get Lindsey.
Ask him a question, you know oh.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
I'm sure I can get Lindsey Is.
Senator, grammy ever I mean,he's just an old slut, is all he

Speaker 1 (35:10):
Senator Grammy, like those young boys, do you buddy?

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Yeah, indeed, I mean, you know, I know your feelings
about Lindsey Graham.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
Hi, chris.
I'm in love with Lindsey Graham, same as yours.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Oh, you like them.
I haven't professed my love forhim, have I?
No, it's a good time now Ifyou're going to hit the soap
opera music.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
I'll let you two have your moment.
Go ahead.
Well, that's Castell professinghis love for Senator Lindsey

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Oh, oh, oh, no, no, no, well, anyways, so there it
I love you, Lindsey.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
Here goes, here's your assignment, gustav.
We want some good do a Sam Buzzfrom MAGA fans.
Find out where their brains at,if they have any.
Maybe you can get that questionout of the trunk.
Maybe you get a question toGraham and your grand people.
I don't think you stay likeGraham, so much right now All
Well, maybe you can get someNikki Haley stuff, I don't know.
Get it all, do it all, man,come on.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
I'll do what I can, but I haven't been outside in a
crowd in about ooh how manymonths now Does?
It smell or I don't knowwhether I don't know, just see
if I can do it.
If I can't do it, well, I can'tdo it.
I'll give it my best, my besttry.

Speaker 1 (36:21):
Ask the MAGA people that if Trump goes on and he
doesn't he manages to skip jailand wins the nomination Right.
Would they be happy if NikkiHaley was his vice president?

Speaker 2 (36:35):
We can find the other half of this show and put it
all together.
We can find the other half ofthis show and put it all

Speaker 1 (36:55):
If I can get that one off the top.
Thank you all for watching.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
Wee you.
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