April 7, 2024 • 54 mins
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I was like, you know what?
If I'm gonna record today, let me try the neti pot
so I don't sound so gross.
Speaking of, I'm eight days.
So I was supposed to do it last night.
I was too lazy.
I will do it tonight.
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I promise because I do not want another sinus infection.
How about that?
Yeah, yeah.
And I just got fucking asked about the squeaky eye again.
Like, was that your eye?
Why?
And I was like, is it not normal?
Are we the only two people on this planet
that have a squeaky eye?
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The dry eyes?
Yeah, I know when you rub your eyes.
It's kind of, it's like your tear death
or something's a little like,
wonky or something.
It's either it doesn't work or it does work
and it was working on overtime.
I guess we're the only two then
because I have the same issue.
Yeah.
I thought I was normal.
I was like, thank goodness.
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Medusa has a sex.
So I'm not a weirdo.
But no, I don't.
I just like, I don't know.
Everybody I know uses the viseen drops
and I'm like, that would just make it worse for me, but
whatever.
Is this when I rub my eye?
I just hear that little squeaky or a squeaky noise.
Guess we're the only ones.
Shit.
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Speaking of my eyelids are all dry and ashy again,
but whatever, I'm not gonna,
I try not to rub them the way you, you know,
because my eye, my eyeballs are dry,
but I don't want to rub my eyes and have that issue
like I had last month.
So here we are.
Here we are.
Too oldies.
Too oldies.
That's it.
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Shit.
Fucking face issues.
And speaking of face issues,
I had a food, an allergic food reaction this week
and I didn't realize what it was.
I've been eating everything normal, right?
And I haven't eaten fresh mangoes in like maybe two years
because I'm too lazy.
Pomona bullets, they had eight pounds for $9
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at fucking Sam's and I'm like,
let me fucking pick these bitches up because I love mangoes.
And the entire fucking time, I am,
I don't know about you, but I, like I told you,
I freeze my fucking mangoes, right?
So it took like an hour and a half to fucking cut in DC,
you know, that fucking pit or whatever you want to call it.
It's just a pain in the ass.
If I hated that 90, it was close to 90 minutes.
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It wasn't 90 minutes,
but I hated the entire time of fucking cutting it
and then throwing it in a Ziploc bag and then doing that.
Why, so I started, I think it was last Sunday
and by Wednesday, my face breaks out in hives.
And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong?
And I'm like, I didn't eat,
because I'm like, did I eat something with strawberries
or pineapples?
And I'm like, no.
The only thing that was different was the mangoes.
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So I don't know if the mangoes were like sitting next
to strawberries or whatever, I guess,
before it was in the fucking box.
What?
Wait, so you're allergic to strawberries?
Yeah.
And I fucking hate strawberries.
So that's no problem.
But like pineapples, I'm like,
well, I guess I'm just gonna take Benadryl
because I really wanna eat pineapples.
Yeah.
But I was just like, oh, so I haven't had the mangoes,
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I guess, for the last,
now it's gonna be two days and my face is clearing up.
What?
So I was, my daughter was just like,
are you allergic to mangoes now?
And I'm like, no, I just assume it was like
next to strawberries?
I don't know.
But my face broke out in hives
and it's only my face that breaks out in hives
when I'm, if I eat strawberries or pineapples,
which is weird, but the Benadryl wasn't even helping.
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What?
Wait, so you can, you ate mango before, right?
Yeah.
You haven't had those issues?
Yeah.
So I don't know if it was like fucking with strawberry.
I don't know.
Maybe it fucked the strawberry
on the way over from myself.
Well, can you even develop an allergy like later in life?
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I wanna say yes,
because I was never allergic to strawberries,
but I kept breaking out in hives like over 10 years ago.
Wait, 2014, I was in the city of Long Beach.
That's when I got tested.
So about 10, yeah, about 10 years ago I got tested
and they're like, yeah,
you're allergic to strawberries and pineapples.
I'm like, huh, okay.
Shit.
Oh wow.
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I don't know.
Can you just like develop a nut allergy or something?
Can you imagine?
D's nuts.
I'm sorry, sir.
I cannot swallow no more.
I'm allergic.
I'm gonna go into anaphylactic shock, sir.
I don't have a neppy pin on me, so I'm sorry.
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That's what marriage is for,
so go hang out with your wife.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Well, I'm glad you're not sick then,
because probably it would have been really bad
if you were laughing,
that would have hurted your sinus cavity.
I just feel so crazy, because it keeps sneezing and sneezing.
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Oh yeah, and then is it bad at work though,
because you're indoors when you're at work?
Oh yeah, it's horrible.
It's horrible.
Oh no.
And then there's like a bunch of dust and shit.
I don't know.
Oh, because you're in a warehouse.
Yeah, yeah, that, okay, so that's even worse then.
It's horrible.
And it's just, I'm sorry.
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Yeah, it's nice, because all the little like cherry blossoms
or trees or, I don't know what they're called,
the cherry trees I guess.
Okay.
They have these little tiny blossoms,
little white little blossoms.
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
Yeah, and they're just, they drive you crazy.
They're freaking flying everywhere.
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Oh boo.
Yeah, even though they're pretty, but.
I can't enjoy it.
Right.
And there's this stuff that they call cottonwood,
and it legit looks like cotton,
just floating in the air, just everywhere, just gross.
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And it, oh, that's the worst.
That's the worst.
My eyes get all swollen and red and puffy.
Right.
What about your son and daughter?
Does it affect them the way it affects you?
No, just my son.
He has to do the whole Zyrtex and all that shit every day.
Right.
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Yeah, it's bad.
Oh boo.
But we'll survive.
Right.
When's he out of school?
Is he out of school in May or June?
June.
Okay.
June.
Yeah.
And he's, what is he, a junior high?
He's gonna be a freshman.
Starting starting high.
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Oh, look at him.
My last little birdie almost died on us.
I know.
Then what am I gonna do?
Then what am I here for?
God.
I'm just kidding.
We can pull a thumb on the weeds if you're up there.
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Yeah, I have so many plans.
I think it, and I'm never gonna implement it.
So I think I daydream quite a bit.
People think I'm crazy, but I just,
yeah, I talk to myself in my head.
I'm not talking about that.
I think we all do that.
You know, I asked a few people that,
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and they're like, I don't talk in my head.
I was like, well, then you don't have a conscience?
Like because, isn't that that voice that you hear?
Hey, maybe you shouldn't punch that bitch in the face
or maybe you shouldn't.
Yeah, mine isn't my conscience.
I'm just like, I don't know what you wanna call it.
I guess it's my alter ego.
Yeah, but you do talk to yourself.
It's not a good friend.
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It's not good to me.
Yeah, I talked to myself.
I was just like, that bitch needs to get fucked up.
And I'm like, no, behave.
And I was like, yeah, I'm saying it in my head.
And I run the scenarios.
What's the worst that could happen if you do this?
I like how you said you run the scenarios.
Let me run the logistics and strategize really quick.
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Yeah.
It's like a fucking jackpot, my brain.
Like the ones that you pulled a little,
the spinning like cherry, cherry, cherry.
Yeah, yeah.
Throw punch, throw punch, throw punch.
Yeah, I'm like, it's a throw punch,
winner, winner chicken dinner.
And you get a throw punch and you get a throw punch.
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And you just hit the resting bitch face
and you just get it.
Right?
And you get a smile.
Shit.
With so much angst behind it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've been trying to smile a lot more, though.
Good, I'm glad to hear.
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It's so fake, though.
But I read.
No, it has to come from within.
Well, this is what I was told.
And they're trying to be like, okay.
So I was told this, if you just smile,
even if you're angry or whatever,
you just smile and you hold it for at least 20 seconds.
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It's a muscle memory where it sends something to your brain
and then endorphins go and you think you're happy
because it's muscle memory.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, so I tried that shit
and it didn't really work with me.
I mean, I would probably have to hold that.
I just feel like I'm the choker and shit.
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Oh, I like it so much.
I'm all walking around with a fucking crazy ass smile.
Like, I feel like bitch.
Who does she fucking smiling about?
Trying to make the world a safer place.
There you go.
Anyways.
Girl, I'm here to tell you,
Domino's has something, and I don't even like Domino's,
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but I am willing to try this fucking thing.
They have, what is it called?
They have a Domino's cheese volcano.
So.
Cheese volcano?
Yes.
So it's like a pepperoni pizza
and in the middle it's carved out
and there's like a bowl of nacho cheese
and you dip your fucking pizza in that shit.
Wait, so they make the pizza like a volcano
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and just put some nacho cheese in the middle?
Well, the volcano part is the nacho cheese in the middle.
So I don't know if there's a bowl in there,
but it looked like there was a bowl.
Or maybe it was made out of the bread.
I don't know.
But you fucking dip your pizza in that
and I was just like, oh, I'm so fucking down for queso.
I am.
I'm a queso whore.
I'm so am I.
I fucking, I don't even need chips for that.
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I just need the fucking, give me a spoon.
I'll eat the queso by itself.
I love queso.
I love queso.
Oh, me too.
I can eat that shit on anything.
That's right.
That's right, South.
Same side.
I'm gonna have to GTS because I have not seen
that commercial yet or what's on Instagram.
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I saw it.
Like, oh, I should have said that to you.
I'm sorry.
Or maybe it was on the Yahoo News Feed that I was reading it.
I don't think it was on Instagram,
but if I see it again, I'll send it to you.
Shit.
That's crazy.
Did you see what?
Hey, I hate little Caesars.
I will not eat.
Oh, I actually like their thin crust pizza.
You know what?
Actually, I did try it.
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I always say I wouldn't eat it,
but you know what?
Sometimes it fits the bill.
So I just saw a commercial for little Caesars,
and it has these little, like,
they look like cupcakes or little muffins.
Okay.
Oh, I keep seeing that too.
That doesn't look good to me.
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I don't know.
It just kind of looks convenient.
Like, you know what?
I wouldn't even need a plate for that.
That would be bullshit.
Right, just straight it up.
Either straight out the box or whatever.
Yeah, or just have a paper towel,
and then there's no dishes to be done.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That would make sense.
But, little Caesars, I still eat it here and there,
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but I know when I ate little Caesars the next day,
I'm just like, it still smells like little Caesars.
It's weird.
Oh, in the house, you mean?
No, but I go to the bathroom.
I'm just like, my hands, I'm sitting here,
my hands, I'm sitting here, break this shit down.
Like, it's not even real food.
It's not even real marinara sauce.
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I don't know, because it smells exactly the same way
it smelled when I was eating it.
It comes out.
Yeah.
I fuck it.
I'm gonna leave that alone.
Oh my gosh.
There's that, you know, there's shit that you've ate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know what you're made of.
Oh, okay, yeah, but you don't need it.
Just like, okay.
That's too funny.
Well, you know, when you're not,
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when you need water, right?
Like, if you look, I don't, okay,
this is gonna be very weird,
but when you look at your pee, if you ever do,
when you pee and you look,
and you can tell if you're hydrated or not
because of the color of it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like if it's like, yeah.
So do you do that?
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Do you even like look at this big shit?
I use pee, but not really anymore, no, I mean.
You're like, I'm good.
Yeah, I know.
I fucking drink, I only drink water
and then I have a diet Dr. Pepper every day.
Sometimes I drink two of those
because I fucking am addicted to that shit.
Oh, shit.
But I have one soda every day and I really have one.
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I wish I could, I probably have another one later.
And speaking of, it's been really warm today.
And I don't know, it's gonna be warm all next week.
So I think the sobriety is gonna come to an end.
Ah, yeah.
The sun comes out and I wanna have my bikini on
and fucking just drink Crystal Light Vodka.
Let's go, bitch.
Let's do this.
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Tis the season.
Tis the season.
So I think sobriety will be coming to an end for myself.
Well, that's, that's cool.
I mean, I just think at least you know, like, hey,
I'm just like celebrating the sun.
You don't have to get all fuckered up just, hey.
Yeah, I'm not gonna get fuckered up,
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but you know what, I might have to Kayla
when we get off this call.
I don't know, we'll see.
I haven't had to Kayla and like, I don't know, fuck.
Do you still have sober?
Do you still have?
Oh yeah, I have a brand new fucking bottle.
What?
It's calling your name.
I brought this bottle up.
I'm a twos.
It's 70 degrees today.
Right, drink me.
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I'll kill the mango germs.
Let's drop our germs on the mango.
Pour me in the frozen mango.
There you go.
Please.
Yes.
So this past, it's weird.
I don't know if you saw that, this green shot I sent you,
but Monday it was kind of cold.
Then Tuesday, Wednesday warmed up to like 75 and 77.
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And then Thursday, it went down to 60.
Friday was fucking 51 for the high
and was raining non-fucking stop.
What?
Right, so Tuesday and Wednesday,
I work from home as you're aware.
I'm fucking walking around in a bikini
and my mom was like, are you fucking working?
And I'm like, yeah.
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She's like, in a swimsuit?
I'm like, bitch, yes.
I'm like, I don't have any Zoom calls today.
It's only fans, my second job.
All right.
And I'm going to go lay out on my lunch period,
I guess, in the next 30 minutes.
So I have to put my sunblock on.
She's like, oh, OK.
And then she walks away.
It's like, what the fuck is going on?
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She's all metusa back in my day.
Yeah, we don't walk around in bikinis.
Yeah.
We got up at 3 in the morning.
And we took the bus for two hours in the snow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
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My dad used to tell me and my brother all the time,
in Austria, I would have to walk into snow for two hours
and whatever the fuck, bro.
Whoa, my dad wasn't even from Austria.
And there's no snow in the island.
All right?
And he still was telling you that.
10 miles in the snow.
You're like, Kowari isn't even 10 miles fucking radius.
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Yeah.
I was like, really?
That's weird.
Because the school only.
Do you still live here?
Just kidding.
That's the school's only 1.4 miles.
Siri said so.
Snow hasn't cocaine, dad?
Yeah, dad.
The hell?
Barefoot, yeah.
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Yeah, right.
Got it.
Yeah.
But I used to tell my kids some elaborate little folklers.
I wonder if I ever told Maris any folklers.
Huh.
You know what?
This is really wrong of me because I'm a fucking Capricorn.
You know, you watch movies where people fuck with kids
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or just people in general.
They'll say the opposite.
Yes.
OK, so when M was growing up, I wanted
to train her different.
Instead of a cat, no, that's a fucking dog.
And the cat would be a, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I'm just like, does everything.
Is it like that?
I wanted a razor.
I mean, I wanted to tell.
Yeah.
This is a fucking cat, and it fucking barks.
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But I'm just like, does anybody else think
nobody thinks like me?
The things I think of, Pomona bullets, I don't know.
It's not really safe.
I know.
That's why when I say, what did you do this weekend?
I made the world a safer place.
Like, I just stayed home.
I just left myself in the room.
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You know what?
I like that answer, Pomona bullets.
And now that you're sober, it's just like, wow.
And now that I'm sober, I'm like, fuck.
You want me to be fucking liberated because that's
how I held it down.
Right now I'm sober.
I'm like, wow.
Wow.
Speaking of, I guess sober, when I used to hang out
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with tattoo Tony before I was smoking weed, right?
And then I'm like, he's like, you want to, I guess I quit,
right?
And then he's like, you don't want to smoke weed anymore?
And I'm like, no.
He's like, God, you're so fucking boring now.
I'm like, well, fuck you.
At least I still drink.
Yeah.
They're all bitch you.
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But the good thing is, we are freaking the happiest.
Dumbass.
Because we're silly.
Yeah.
That's what I love you so much because you're silly like me.
It's like, I'm not getting angry.
I'm not one.
I think I have never broken a TV because I got in a drunken
rage.
Like never.
I never.
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I have never.
Well, those TVs are too fucking heavy.
The one that did you ever get the TV removed from your bed?
Yeah.
So God, you did.
Oh, God.
Done.
And did Costco send you the, I guess, the cables
for the downstairs?
Oh, actually, I guess it was there.
Oh, where was it then?
I think they left it like down behind.
(19:33):
They just let it drop behind my.
Oh.
But you know what?
I am a fucking like a wire whore.
Like I don't know because I don't know how to connect shit.
So I don't.
I've seen people where they they put like a little zip tie
or something.
Yeah.
Like it's not mine.
It's like a fire hazard.
Like I don't fuck with it.
(19:56):
I fucking know.
I'm like the Xbox, the the dish thingy, the modem to the fucking
Internet.
I just plug all this shit in and I don't know.
And there's this bunch of wires, but I hide them so nobody can see it.
It's right.
But so did you.
So the TV is up in your room now, right?
(20:17):
Or yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, one that was in the living room, which is so insane because.
I didn't realize how small it was.
Oh, really?
Well, compared to the TV in the living room now, I'm just like, holy fuck.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Which you got an eighty seventy seventy five.
I think.
(20:37):
Girl, I know.
And I thought I was living large with my fifty six or whatever it is.
Like I don't even think it's like fifty two.
I don't know.
I thought it was.
I thought I was living large with that one downstairs.
And it's not that I even really utilize my living room.
If I'm going to watch TV, there's a TV in my bedroom and I'm just like, fuck it.
(20:58):
Like watch TV in your bedroom.
Yeah.
Why would I want to be on the couch?
But it's pretty cool.
It's nice.
Like I guess.
Did your son watch TV downstairs?
Or does he have a TV in his room?
He doesn't have a TV in his room, but he's more he'll watch Netflix on this fucking computer.
It's Netflix.
And this weird because I spent hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars on this Xbox
(21:21):
and everything and upgrading and doing all this shit.
Now you turn to PC.
Why?
Why?
What he does.
You're not going to get alien wear because that's that.
You're not going to get alien wear.
Because that's that you're so lucky that you're you're done.
(21:46):
Like you don't you don't have kids.
You do.
You do.
But you.
I'm going to be fucking 32 on April 9.
That's so fucking crazy.
No, I can't believe it.
So weird to me.
Chokes me up.
I'm just like, what the hell?
Well, it doesn't choke me up, but it choked me up.
(22:07):
I'm just like, damn, I'm going to blink.
I'll be dead.
True.
I'll go though.
Okay.
So have you ever question?
Have you ever bought when you buy something from Amazon and they offer you the insurance?
Do you ever buy the insurance to go with, I guess, the item that you purchase if they offer it?
(22:29):
I have not, but I have been offered and I've declined.
Okay.
So I actually bought insurance for the air fryer that I bought to Christmas as a go.
And the air fires, it's working, but it's wonky.
So I fucking fought you file a claim.
You don't actually file a claim.
You just, I guess, click on the Amazon purchase or whatever the fuck, right?
(22:53):
Girl.
So I know you don't have an air fire.
The air fire I had to send back was six quarts.
So it's fucking huge, right?
Okay.
So they're like, yeah, you have to send it back in order to get a fucking credit.
And I'm just like, Oh, of course.
I'm like, why can't you just fucking say we don't want it?
Because obviously everybody would return everything, I guess.
Does that make sense?
Right.
(23:14):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, we, um, M finally had a, I guess an Amazon order that came in a big fucking box because she ordered everything.
She put that option where it's like your, your delivery will be delayed, but it'll come in one box.
Maybe that's it.
Shit.
Yeah.
(23:35):
I don't know, but a month later, I finally had a box to ship it back in.
I'm like, where I'm not going to go fucking buy a box to fucking ship this fucking thing back.
I need to return it and just return to send it and tape it up.
Right.
I'm like, return to send her.
Not on my dime, but I'm here to let you know that the assurance, I think it's asterine ASU.
(24:00):
Oh, yes.
I think is that's whatever.
But that thing is legit.
I think I paid $9 for the insurance and they reimbursed me $60 within eight hours.
Really?
Yeah.
So I'm like, if you guys are skeptical, I guess on the Amazon insurance plan, I say go for it.
If you need to.
So I'm glad I did.
(24:22):
I'm, you know what?
You just educated me because I thought that fucking insurance was just for the delivery.
No, for the delivery, though, I thought it was like the product insurance or it was like warrant.
Yeah.
They offered, I guess I shouldn't say insurance, but it's a warranty protection.
I guess is what it actually is not insurance.
I'm sorry.
That's what I meant to say.
(24:43):
Yeah.
So I was like, you know, if my package doesn't get here, I'm not paying the extra $599.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, I didn't mean that.
I'm sorry.
Oh, so I meant the, yeah, for the warranty.
So the product warranty.
Yeah.
So I'm glad I fucking bought that shit.
Do they sell, do they give you offers like in peers?
I've never bought anything from Amazon where I got a product warranty.
(25:06):
So I think they offered a two, a one year, two year and three year and I bought three year.
And I'm just like, even though it was only a $60 air fryer, but because it was a, I guess,
Black Friday special.
Yeah.
But I was just like, this thing's going to suck if it actually fucking breaks or whatever.
So it was worth the $9 to me.
Nice.
Yeah.
(25:27):
Well, thank you for sharing that because I didn't even know that they offered that.
I do know that fucking Lowe's offers fucking protection plans and I'm still with the fucking
fridge and I bought a fucking warranty.
The one that, oh yeah, because you got yours from Home Depot.
No, I know that was the fucking dishwasher.
I got the, yeah, that one.
(25:49):
Fuck them too.
I got the fridge from Lowe's and I bought, yeah, guess what?
With my luck, please give me the five fucking year warranty.
Like, yeah, I don't even care.
But you know what?
I should have fucking read like, what is it covered?
What am I really paying for for five years?
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Because I didn't do that.
It's like, well, you know, we only cover what you're saying.
We don't cover freezers.
We just cover mechanical or engines or motors.
Yeah.
It's a whole fucking thing.
And I didn't know that, guess what?
If there's not somebody who will take my service call in my area, then like, I'm just shit
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out of luck because I live in.
Yeah, that totally fucking sucks that that happened that way.
I know.
But you know what totally sucks even worse?
Madusa is that I was a stubborn fuck and everybody that I hated was telling me you should never
get a Samsung.
You should never.
And I was like, you know, fuck you, don't tell me what to do.
So I got a Samsung just because.
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And yeah, so I learned a life lesson.
And just sometimes the people you hate can have some good advice.
Don't buy a Samsung fucking advice.
I've never had an issue with Samsung.
I actually like Samsung.
But why?
Yeah.
Dars had Samsung washer and dryer that we used to use.
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Maybe they're washers and their fridges.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, I guess I guess the horror stories come from their fridges from everybody.
Yeah, I guess it's different for everybody.
Yeah.
Oh, my windows open.
I'm sorry that there's a fucking plane going by.
At least it's not the cable airport.
It's not me.
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It sounds like you're in fucking like World War fucking one.
You're the slow fucking.
Me.
Shit.
I miss sometimes I miss the city, but I'm sometimes I'm just like, thank God.
Not there.
Um,
I'm going to ask you, have you been to Portland lately?
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I was thinking maybe I should fly up there and we just hang out in Portland
because I miss you.
I miss you too.
I have not been to Portland lately.
I've just been working my ass off and, uh,
just rolling with the punches and now I'm like dusting myself off and standing
up and I'm good brand new year for my bestie.
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Yes, it is.
I'm going to freaking manifest it.
It could be great.
Like the tiger.
I know.
You know, my son.
When you bought and.
I don't know.
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Did she eat cold cereal in the morning?
Sometimes for breakfast, breakfast.
Yeah.
Okay.
So were you the type of mom that was like,
Kairios,
Kicks.
Or were you the type of mom like, here's your fucking lucky charms,
marshmallows, your fucking cinnamon toast crunch,
your fucking fruit loops.
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Like, you know, it's bullshit, but it tastes good.
I'm going to have to ask her.
I don't remember what I used to buy her.
I'll ask her and I'll let you know next week.
Okay. Yeah. Well, so I.
Well, yeah.
So I used to eat my kids cereal all the time for like midnight snacks.
Right.
I was like, I was always a okay with.
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Here's some cinnamon toast crunch.
I was like, I'm not going to eat that.
I'm not going to eat that shit ass.
Sugary cereal.
That you know, it's not going to be any benefit to their fucking.
Right. Like.
And that would be once in a while.
And then I decided when I started working more and I couldn't like,
make the kids breakfast like I used to do.
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Whether it was a scrambled some egg or spam and rice.
Friday on top.
Um, they had to go to cereal.
And I made this transition where, okay, I'm going to buy healthier cereal.
You know what my fucking healthy, my, my, my,
what I thought was healthy.
I said, those little motherfucking wheat that, or what are they?
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The shredded wheat. Yeah. Those little, yeah.
With the frosted shredded wheat. Those little,
Oh, my mom used to buy that for me and my brother all the time.
Cause I guess it was the healthy fucking version.
Yeah. So that's what I thought as an Islander.
I was like, oh, I'm going to buy that.
You know what?
That's what I used to have to fucking eat.
Here.
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Yeah. The kids didn't even fucking, they didn't touch that shit.
Yeah. Because it fucking tastes like cardboard.
Oh, there's frosting on it. Right.
But here's the thing, because my mom would buy that because it would
be the healthiest fucking option for cereal.
Why, what, why.
A and B, like all the sugar would be gone because me and my brother
on top. So it totally defeats the purpose.
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I used to do that.
My dad would give us just regular motherfucking Cheerios.
It wasn't honey nut. It was nothing.
And oh, you could cut a banana and it fuck that.
Yeah. I've cut a banana into it.
And guess what I would do?
Put like two tablespoons of motherfucking granulated sugar and it would go
all the way to the bottom of my bowl and I would make sure I'd scrape
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that fucking sugar up.
That's right. And then drink it.
Yeah.
And then mix it with my milk.
That's right, bitch. I feel you.
Yeah.
Her parents trying to feed us healthy with the fuck.
Exactly. You see, we turned out. Okay.
Yeah, we did. Yeah.
And look at us thrive now.
Right.
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Okay, bestie. So I have, um, so I guess we'll call this segment,
the GTK MBB.
Get to know my bestie better.
Very good. Okay.
So, um, for the listeners last week,
Pomona bullets asked me three questions and I'm like, you know what?
We need to, um, get to know each other better periods.
So we should just start doing this like every fucking episode.
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Right.
I was all for it because.
Yeah, it's just really weird.
You can be 20 years.
So things.
Exactly.
So I guess I'll go first. We can go, I guess back and forth or however.
Um, so let's see here.
My first question is other than West coast hip hop,
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what other genre of music can you not live without?
Uh, rock, rock and roll.
Just death metal.
Yeah, I was going to guess, um, reggae,
because I know you're a big ball of marlin fans.
I'm trying to see if I knew you, but I'm just like, oh, I guess I don't know her.
Yeah, I rather kill.
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I'm just like, I rather just have somebody just yell and scream for me.
That, uh, because I do love reggae and you're absolutely right.
You're absolutely right.
I, well, I got it wrong then.
So boo.
But that would be my third choice.
Probably.
Okay.
And you, you just, um, let me see if I can even answer that.
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Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Okay.
So mine is mine isn't even East coast.
I'm sorry. West coast hip hop. That's just like for working out,
but East coast hip hop like 80s and 90s is my favorite.
So my second would be what?
Your second, you know what?
Hmm.
I never talk about it because that way.
So I wouldn't know.
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Like, like a, you know what I would think with you.
Hmm.
That you couldn't live without you would take.
Hmm.
I'm going to say like.
I'm going to say like,
I was going to say that I was going to say that.
I was going to say that.
That was my favorite.
Okay.
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Maybe I'm like house music and techno.
I was.
I was going to say that.
That music just makes me so happy all the time.
Don't need to drop Molly.
All you need to do is listen to house,
fucking music people.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right, bitch.
Yes.
Oh,
Okay, so and again, these are just like easy questions that right if somebody said you can't answer this question
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She's dead. I would
Medusa would be dead. So my I know pretty much I would like to take the honor and like
I pretty much know
But this is one question that oh shit. I probably don't know. Okay. I know you're not religious and whatever
But pray. Okay. Just pray right do you actually
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Pray before a meal even if it's just in your head. Do you actually just just say thank you
Unifers or whatever your prayer may be do you actually pray before you eat? I do I say thank you not all the time
But I do have maybe half the time I do say thank you and and like your head. Yeah, or I
But I don't do the whole fucking 90 second prayer my mom does with her eyes
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We're closed in her hands when everybody's holding their hands and yeah prayer position and bowing. Yeah
I don't do all that in their eyes in a public restaurant
Oh my god, that was so embarrassing. No, I fucking hated that shit
I used to open my eyes and look around like who's looking at us. This is weird
I'm so glad I was not the only child that was treated the same way
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That's why you're my best day
So but you do actually you just do a little like thanks for my meal. Yes in your head. Yes shit, okay
See didn't you know that? All right. What do you think I do?
Um, I would say yes, especially or I guess maybe if you're having a bad day. I know you would
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Or if you're feeling down and out I
Always
Yeah in my head. I don't make like the whole scene. I don't even make my kids
I don't even tell what I never even raised my children that let's bless the meal before we eat
But never I never even did that
I think I did a little bit when they were still like believing in Santa Claus and Easter browning and shit like that like I
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threw it in there, but
Like I never made it. This is what we do because I never took them to church because I
Don't know. Oh, yeah
I had to take my daughter to church growing up and then there for some reason like I
Want to say when I don't know how old I was probably like maybe M was like maybe eight
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I don't know. I didn't go to church one Sunday because my parents were on vacation
And they they come home and my dad's like did you go to church and I'm like no, he's like I knew it
He's like well, just don't go to church anymore than I'm like great
Every Sunday
Yeah every fucking Sunday. It was just like
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I'm all those people and
The church I was going to I
Guess I guess my mom's church that we're all going to the pastor got caught fucking one of the fucking chicks there
(37:18):
And I'm just like, oh, yeah
Of course, yeah that they had to fucking I guess fire him and then get another pastor and I'm like, oh you guys are like
See, this is why I don't do religion like
Yeah, guys are all fucking fake. I know
This fucking like fuck your holy water. I bet you I don't know
I bet you the second altar boys just got fucking water from the goddamn water fountain right there
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Like how's it holy? I don't even know I don't even want this water on my forehead or wherever you
You know it
Never mind. I'm not even gonna close right. Yeah
Yeah, but okay good. Well, but I still acknowledge
I still thank the greater the a higher power. That's it. Yes. I do too because we're spiritual and uh, there is a higher power
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I just don't have to adhere to I guess the bible's standards and
Yeah, and my higher power doesn't ask for 10% of my check. So
But yeah, I'm not saying okay, but we won't yeah, we're gonna crawl out of that radical. What's your next question?
Um, are you allergic to any medications?
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I
And what do you think I want to say yes probably because me and you have like allergies
right
I am actually not
I'm all at least on record. I am not allergic to any oh
Sillen or benadryl like medications. Okay
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On record
There's nothing they I'm not allergic to the latex glove or
I'm just you know how they say that. Yeah
Yeah, so as far as medications
um
And as far as I know I am not allergic to any medication. You can pump me up with penicillin or whatever
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I I won't have an allergic reaction. Okay
And for you I am allergic to penicillin. I get really bad hives and they're they're like big giant boil bumps
And they turn brown if I have
Or like any uh, I guess
derivative
I don't know. Yeah, it's a proper word like amoxicillin. I get I somebody a doctor gave me amoxicillin
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I want to say it was like when I was in my 20s and he's like, are you allergic to anything?
I'm like, yeah penicillin and he's like, uh, well, you can try this that'll probably fix you better
It, um, I don't think you'll break out. Of course I did
It was bad
Yeah, so I had to go get a cortisone shot in my butt
Uh, do you still does it still like puff up once in a while that the injection point? No
(40:06):
I've had cortisone shots and
It could be like six months to a year later
It it'll just right in the injection
part
It kind of bubbles up looks like a little like blister, but it goes away
My um, I know we had this conversation before on one of the episodes at least
Um, when it comes to tattoos with the red ink in the summertime when I overheat it fucking gets all raised and itchy
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I know me too. Yeah
I don't know what it is about red ink, but that's
So is orange and you know what the orange used to do that and whatever fucking orange ink I had
Uh, it's absolutely gone
I don't mean it faded or no it faded to the point like it's gone. It's skin color. No
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No, yeah, it's kind of weird
Huh
And you're not even like you're white. Well, you're not white, but I mean, you're not lighter. Yeah
On the lighter side, it's just like wow
It's fucking gone and now that I think about it and I'm looking at pictures
previous pictures of me throughout the years
and
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Yeah, my wrist it used to be hella orange and now
It's just completely fucking gone
I've never even known that to have color since I've known you so that must have been faded a long time ago
I I know I'll show you
A picture of me when I was in Mexico with my dad playing darts and
And it was when we mean you became besties and stuff. You'll you okay. Yeah
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I'll send you a picture. I have a great picture
Or of the tattoo at least. I mean don't mind my face and whatever but
The picture it's so fucking orange and now I look at it. It's like it's fucking it's there's no color
It's gone. It's gone and I didn't even try to remove it
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Huh
Yeah
And you would think me trying to be a little tattoo artist would fucking know this shit, but I don't know what the fuck happened
I guess it's cheapy ink. I don't fucking know
Fuck it. I was gone though
But speaking of that tattoos
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I know you have tattoos. I know you know, we both have artwork. You have more artwork
than I do. Okay, um
But if some if I if somebody were to ask me
Give me
The exact like how many tattoos does she actually have? You know what?
I knew you're gonna ask me that when you started talking tattoos. I don't know. I don't I haven't counted so I don't know
(42:47):
But I mean it would be more of like 10 plus, right? Yeah
Okay, just if you just boil it down. Okay. Yeah
yeah
But you have artwork see and I really don't I have eyebrows
Oh, Jesus christ. I fucking love you
But do you know how many I actually have I know you have the wrist one
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Do you have one on your like upper arm?
No, no
So maybe I'm not counting your eyebrows
Um, maybe two. I think you have like don't you have a turtle or something on your ankle or your foot? Maybe my ankle
Yes, okay. So you have two tattoos me two
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What about my back?
Oh, I don't know about your back. I have a shark on my back. Okay. Oh cool
Oh, yeah, yeah, how big is it?
Oh, it's tiny and that's when um
it's so
and it
Yeah, that's when I was in Hawaii and I got the passage of being like an adult
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When we swam with the sharks
to get back to the shore
Yeah, but
Yeah, it kind of fit in perfect, but yeah, so yeah, I only have three
Okay
Yeah, and not counting my eyebrows and not counting the ones I removed
Not counting. Oh, you what tattoos did you ever move?
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Like the stupid ones on my face and on on my uh
Knuckles
Yeah, you know what they said guess what you don't know that's great. I forgot about your knuckles ones
I want to see a picture of that
You know it was like a Polaroid camera
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It was a different time
Oh, I fucking love you
Oh my gosh, I love you too
Okay, so
I guess am I is it my question? Okay, so I have one more question. What's your favorite color that oh did I ask you this already?
What's your favorite color that is not black?
Okay, wait, so you don't know
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you're gonna
What would your assumption be because we're talking like they have a news over me over my neck
They're like we're gonna pull this if you don't know the answer. It's so fucking dramatic. I know it has to be like this
It has to be like this is what it is. Well, you're an islander. So I would think like
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maybe
blue
Yes
It's actually turquoise, but okay. Well, that's close enough. I fucking love turquoise too and it looks good on on tan skin
Girl, yes, I love turquoise turquoise is my go-to color. Yeah, okay. Well, I'm glad I got one right. Yes
(45:50):
I wouldn't die. Yes. Yes still alive
I live another day. Okay. Um
for you for me, um
It's a different like now that it's summertime. I don't know. I change my colors all the time
It's normally nine times out of ten is blue, but like this year. I'm feeling orange. I want everything orange. I guess for swimwear
But not like a pumpkin orange like a lighter orange. Yeah, like a neon orange or like the bright naval oranges
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Not yeah, not pumpkin orange. That's more like brown. I guess
Yeah, I hate that little spicy orange color. Yeah
Okay
Huh good to know
Okay, so my last one. Okay. Okay. Again
We have to think about it like
Life, I would not know the answer to this
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But I'm going to guess what my answer would be and then you're going to say what the true answer is
So this is very minimal, but it's something I don't know about you because I know most
Okay veggies veggies. I know you eat veggies. I know you eat fruit. I know that
but what
is the most hated veggie
(47:00):
For you to eat like what is where I have some or it's like if somebody puts something on my plate
I'm just like I won't I just won't
I just can't I just don't like it. There's that one veggie. What is it the one that everybody fucking eats fucking green beans
That's shit is fucking trash tastes like you know how it says wax beans. Yeah, it tastes like fucking wax bitch
(47:22):
Stop eating green beans. There's nothing nutritious about green beans. So you just hate green beans? Yes
I was going to say
I honestly thought it was like if I had to answer that
uh
I thought to myself
She probably
Would hate Brussels sprouts. Um, you know what? I love them, but they give me the worst gas. So yeah, I hate them
(47:47):
Yeah, I was like if somebody
I don't know what would be the one
Vegetable. Yeah, of course
We grew up in that era where our parents were service and we can't leave the fucking table
Right
Our until we feed the dog our vegetables or find a way to just get rid of our vegetables. I can't believe they used to do that to us
(48:08):
That's so ridiculous. And then the vegetables we get cold after an hour. Oh, and I'm so fucking gross
And now I really want to eat some cold-ass peas now. So now I guess I'm just gonna
Get a fucking pillow and sleep here because
I don't know right? I don't know right? I do have like a vegetable work. Oh, I just
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I really don't
You seem like you would eat any vegetable. I do. I do because I consider
Oh, you know what? I would eat green beans. I just think about it because my mom loves eggplants. I
I think that shit is so disgusting
I don't know Filipinos love eggplants and I know she puts it straight on the fucking the stove like how people um
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You know how you warm up?
Yeah, she fucking does that with the eggplant. It's so disgusting
What?
Yeah, I was just like, oh, I cannot be this one. I'm never gonna marry an Asian guy
I'm never gonna get married, but I'm never gonna hook up with an Asian guy. I just cannot deal with the culture at all
Like I've lived it my entire life absolutely not
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Not me
You're like, well good to know I was like, but don't go with the cholos and don't
Or the edgars are just gonna say there's no more tolos. Yeah, don't go with the edgars. Don't go with the fucking. I don't know
(49:44):
Like I don't know. I don't know. I guess you know it
Just line them up and get ready to aim and just
Pick a target
Yeah, I don't know but so mine like I absolutely 1000% fucking fucking hate and I don't care
(50:06):
I tried it, but don't ever and I don't even know if it's a vegetable. Obviously, it's not I think it's a plant
Well, a vegetable is a plant, but yeah, hate cactus. Don't give me I have never eaten cactus
But yeah, some people eat that. Yeah, it's like the I the in the um,
Hispanic culture they call it like nopales or whatever they scramble that with eggs or
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You know, I'm grateful because you know, bagers can't be choosing. I'm eating right food, but
No, I don't I I can't
I just hate cactus and people like you haven't had it this way. You haven't had it grilled. You haven't like fuck
So did you watch them prepare it?
Did they just um peel the skin off and then just grill the I guess the inside of it. Yeah, it's like the
(50:55):
part
But you take they take the
Needles off. I don't even know like I thought there was a shit ton of different type of cactus
So I don't know like
It has to be that
I don't even know is it any cactus or it's a a certain type of cactus
I have I would assume it's a certain type because
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The cactus looks like one of those cactus where it's like it almost looks like a little plate or something and it has the
I don't I don't fucking know. You know what actually I'm making myself sound so stupid because I didn't gts and I don't
Educate myself yet. I'm just like, I don't know. I think it's in the bohavi desert
(51:35):
I'll check that out because yeah, I've seen or I've heard people eating that before and I'm like, oh, that's no a lot of people
Eat it and it's a it's a delicacy. It's good. Like I don't know. I don't know
Huh, but I also don't like tongue. I don't like cow tongue. I will not I've never tried that. I want to try it
I've never tried it
Or have you tried? Oh, what's it called?
(51:57):
the uh
Brains or whatever
No, I haven't tried. I don't know if I would like that, but I guess how you don't want to try tongue. That's how I don't want to try
brain
I don't know. I mean if you guys fool me, mother. Hmm. I'll be fucking I've eaten kitlins and I guess chorizo. So that's fucking
Intestine lining. So I'm sure brain and tongue would be a lot better. I eat and cleaner spam
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I don't feel like I'm fucking higher than anybody. I'm spam
Let's let's eat the whole animal. Please. It's sacrifice. It's like, I don't know but
Shit, I'll eat spam. So but I don't want to eat
tongue
and you
Did have you ever been exposed with?
Uh, the Filipino culture where they eat the fish eye
(52:46):
Like the eye I want to say I'm sure my mom's eaten that or in the fish head. Yeah
Yeah, whatever. Yeah, I don't mind you my family too. I mean, it's normal. I'm not
But right, I'm not that's just not me. Yeah, I'm just like, oh shit
I'm like, don't judge me and then I get judged for eating cow. Yeah
(53:08):
I can judge for eating sugar, right? Jesus Christ
All right, I think on that note we should end it. We're at 53 minutes
We were gonna go short today for the listeners because
So, um, sorry, Pomona bullets wasn't feeling well, but I here we are at 53
Of course because that's how we roll. That's right
(53:29):
Well, I'm glad you're feeling better and hopefully I guess
Your sinuses and my sinuses will be okay this week. So I'm sending you
Healing vibes. Yay. Uh, well wish is your way to thank you. All right. Well, everybody have a good week
Yep, peace out. Peace
Okay, I understood that strategy about hot spots, but the little fucking rock that people would throw and shit like I didn't know what that fucking meant. So maybe if the
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Rock was um alcohol, maybe both of us would understand the entire fucking game all together. Welcome to our podcast
very), and as there, you
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can see you descended into the
rats because some time either
or you are now, or you are
staying one Grand Rapids.
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Yes.
I was like, you know what?
If I'm gonna record today, let me try the neti pot
so I don't sound so gross.
Speaking of, I'm eight days.
So I was supposed to do it last night.
I was too lazy.
I will do it tonight.
(00:41):
I promise because I do not want another sinus infection.
How about that?
Yeah, yeah.
And I just got fucking asked about the squeaky eye again.
Like, was that your eye?
Why?
And I was like, is it not normal?
Are we the only two people on this planet
that have a squeaky eye?
(01:02):
The dry eyes?
Yeah, I know when you rub your eyes.
It's kind of, it's like your tear death
or something's a little like,
wonky or something.
It's either it doesn't work or it does work
and it was working on overtime.
I guess we're the only two then
because I have the same issue.
Yeah.
I thought I was normal.
I was like, thank goodness.
(01:24):
Medusa has a sex.
So I'm not a weirdo.
But no, I don't.
I just like, I don't know.
Everybody I know uses the viseen drops
and I'm like, that would just make it worse for me, but
whatever.
Is this when I rub my eye?
I just hear that little squeaky or a squeaky noise.
Guess we're the only ones.
Shit.
(01:45):
Speaking of my eyelids are all dry and ashy again,
but whatever, I'm not gonna,
I try not to rub them the way you, you know,
because my eye, my eyeballs are dry,
but I don't want to rub my eyes and have that issue
like I had last month.
So here we are.
Here we are.
Too oldies.
Too oldies.
That's it.
(02:06):
Shit.
Fucking face issues.
And speaking of face issues,
I had a food, an allergic food reaction this week
and I didn't realize what it was.
I've been eating everything normal, right?
And I haven't eaten fresh mangoes in like maybe two years
because I'm too lazy.
Pomona bullets, they had eight pounds for $9
(02:26):
at fucking Sam's and I'm like,
let me fucking pick these bitches up because I love mangoes.
And the entire fucking time, I am,
I don't know about you, but I, like I told you,
I freeze my fucking mangoes, right?
So it took like an hour and a half to fucking cut in DC,
you know, that fucking pit or whatever you want to call it.
It's just a pain in the ass.
If I hated that 90, it was close to 90 minutes.
(02:47):
It wasn't 90 minutes,
but I hated the entire time of fucking cutting it
and then throwing it in a Ziploc bag and then doing that.
Why, so I started, I think it was last Sunday
and by Wednesday, my face breaks out in hives.
And I'm like, what the fuck is wrong?
And I'm like, I didn't eat,
because I'm like, did I eat something with strawberries
or pineapples?
And I'm like, no.
The only thing that was different was the mangoes.
(03:09):
So I don't know if the mangoes were like sitting next
to strawberries or whatever, I guess,
before it was in the fucking box.
What?
Wait, so you're allergic to strawberries?
Yeah.
And I fucking hate strawberries.
So that's no problem.
But like pineapples, I'm like,
well, I guess I'm just gonna take Benadryl
because I really wanna eat pineapples.
Yeah.
But I was just like, oh, so I haven't had the mangoes,
(03:32):
I guess, for the last,
now it's gonna be two days and my face is clearing up.
What?
So I was, my daughter was just like,
are you allergic to mangoes now?
And I'm like, no, I just assume it was like
next to strawberries?
I don't know.
But my face broke out in hives
and it's only my face that breaks out in hives
when I'm, if I eat strawberries or pineapples,
which is weird, but the Benadryl wasn't even helping.
(03:54):
What?
Wait, so you can, you ate mango before, right?
Yeah.
You haven't had those issues?
Yeah.
So I don't know if it was like fucking with strawberry.
I don't know.
Maybe it fucked the strawberry
on the way over from myself.
Well, can you even develop an allergy like later in life?
(04:15):
I wanna say yes,
because I was never allergic to strawberries,
but I kept breaking out in hives like over 10 years ago.
Wait, 2014, I was in the city of Long Beach.
That's when I got tested.
So about 10, yeah, about 10 years ago I got tested
and they're like, yeah,
you're allergic to strawberries and pineapples.
I'm like, huh, okay.
Shit.
Oh wow.
(04:35):
I don't know.
Can you just like develop a nut allergy or something?
Can you imagine?
D's nuts.
I'm sorry, sir.
I cannot swallow no more.
I'm allergic.
I'm gonna go into anaphylactic shock, sir.
I don't have a neppy pin on me, so I'm sorry.
(04:57):
That's what marriage is for,
so go hang out with your wife.
Oh shit.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Well, I'm glad you're not sick then,
because probably it would have been really bad
if you were laughing,
that would have hurted your sinus cavity.
I just feel so crazy, because it keeps sneezing and sneezing.
(05:20):
Oh yeah, and then is it bad at work though,
because you're indoors when you're at work?
Oh yeah, it's horrible.
It's horrible.
Oh no.
And then there's like a bunch of dust and shit.
I don't know.
Oh, because you're in a warehouse.
Yeah, yeah, that, okay, so that's even worse then.
It's horrible.
And it's just, I'm sorry.
(05:40):
Yeah, it's nice, because all the little like cherry blossoms
or trees or, I don't know what they're called,
the cherry trees I guess.
Okay.
They have these little tiny blossoms,
little white little blossoms.
Oh, I know what you're talking about.
Yeah, and they're just, they drive you crazy.
They're freaking flying everywhere.
(06:01):
Oh boo.
Yeah, even though they're pretty, but.
I can't enjoy it.
Right.
And there's this stuff that they call cottonwood,
and it legit looks like cotton,
just floating in the air, just everywhere, just gross.
(06:22):
And it, oh, that's the worst.
That's the worst.
My eyes get all swollen and red and puffy.
Right.
What about your son and daughter?
Does it affect them the way it affects you?
No, just my son.
He has to do the whole Zyrtex and all that shit every day.
Right.
(06:43):
Yeah, it's bad.
Oh boo.
But we'll survive.
Right.
When's he out of school?
Is he out of school in May or June?
June.
Okay.
June.
Yeah.
And he's, what is he, a junior high?
He's gonna be a freshman.
Starting starting high.
(07:03):
Oh, look at him.
My last little birdie almost died on us.
I know.
Then what am I gonna do?
Then what am I here for?
God.
I'm just kidding.
We can pull a thumb on the weeds if you're up there.
(07:24):
Yeah, I have so many plans.
I think it, and I'm never gonna implement it.
So I think I daydream quite a bit.
People think I'm crazy, but I just,
yeah, I talk to myself in my head.
I'm not talking about that.
I think we all do that.
You know, I asked a few people that,
(07:45):
and they're like, I don't talk in my head.
I was like, well, then you don't have a conscience?
Like because, isn't that that voice that you hear?
Hey, maybe you shouldn't punch that bitch in the face
or maybe you shouldn't.
Yeah, mine isn't my conscience.
I'm just like, I don't know what you wanna call it.
I guess it's my alter ego.
Yeah, but you do talk to yourself.
It's not a good friend.
(08:06):
It's not good to me.
Yeah, I talked to myself.
I was just like, that bitch needs to get fucked up.
And I'm like, no, behave.
And I was like, yeah, I'm saying it in my head.
And I run the scenarios.
What's the worst that could happen if you do this?
I like how you said you run the scenarios.
Let me run the logistics and strategize really quick.
(08:27):
Yeah.
It's like a fucking jackpot, my brain.
Like the ones that you pulled a little,
the spinning like cherry, cherry, cherry.
Yeah, yeah.
Throw punch, throw punch, throw punch.
Yeah, I'm like, it's a throw punch,
winner, winner chicken dinner.
And you get a throw punch and you get a throw punch.
(08:51):
And you just hit the resting bitch face
and you just get it.
Right?
And you get a smile.
Shit.
With so much angst behind it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've been trying to smile a lot more, though.
Good, I'm glad to hear.
(09:12):
It's so fake, though.
But I read.
No, it has to come from within.
Well, this is what I was told.
And they're trying to be like, okay.
So I was told this, if you just smile,
even if you're angry or whatever,
you just smile and you hold it for at least 20 seconds.
(09:36):
It's a muscle memory where it sends something to your brain
and then endorphins go and you think you're happy
because it's muscle memory.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, so I tried that shit
and it didn't really work with me.
I mean, I would probably have to hold that.
I just feel like I'm the choker and shit.
(09:56):
Oh, I like it so much.
I'm all walking around with a fucking crazy ass smile.
Like, I feel like bitch.
Who does she fucking smiling about?
Trying to make the world a safer place.
There you go.
Anyways.
Girl, I'm here to tell you,
Domino's has something, and I don't even like Domino's,
(10:17):
but I am willing to try this fucking thing.
They have, what is it called?
They have a Domino's cheese volcano.
So.
Cheese volcano?
Yes.
So it's like a pepperoni pizza
and in the middle it's carved out
and there's like a bowl of nacho cheese
and you dip your fucking pizza in that shit.
Wait, so they make the pizza like a volcano
(10:39):
and just put some nacho cheese in the middle?
Well, the volcano part is the nacho cheese in the middle.
So I don't know if there's a bowl in there,
but it looked like there was a bowl.
Or maybe it was made out of the bread.
I don't know.
But you fucking dip your pizza in that
and I was just like, oh, I'm so fucking down for queso.
I am.
I'm a queso whore.
I'm so am I.
I fucking, I don't even need chips for that.
(11:01):
I just need the fucking, give me a spoon.
I'll eat the queso by itself.
I love queso.
I love queso.
Oh, me too.
I can eat that shit on anything.
That's right.
That's right, South.
Same side.
I'm gonna have to GTS because I have not seen
that commercial yet or what's on Instagram.
(11:23):
I saw it.
Like, oh, I should have said that to you.
I'm sorry.
Or maybe it was on the Yahoo News Feed that I was reading it.
I don't think it was on Instagram,
but if I see it again, I'll send it to you.
Shit.
That's crazy.
Did you see what?
Hey, I hate little Caesars.
I will not eat.
Oh, I actually like their thin crust pizza.
You know what?
Actually, I did try it.
(11:43):
I always say I wouldn't eat it,
but you know what?
Sometimes it fits the bill.
So I just saw a commercial for little Caesars,
and it has these little, like,
they look like cupcakes or little muffins.
Okay.
Oh, I keep seeing that too.
That doesn't look good to me.
(12:03):
I don't know.
It just kind of looks convenient.
Like, you know what?
I wouldn't even need a plate for that.
That would be bullshit.
Right, just straight it up.
Either straight out the box or whatever.
Yeah, or just have a paper towel,
and then there's no dishes to be done.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
That would make sense.
But, little Caesars, I still eat it here and there,
(12:27):
but I know when I ate little Caesars the next day,
I'm just like, it still smells like little Caesars.
It's weird.
Oh, in the house, you mean?
No, but I go to the bathroom.
I'm just like, my hands, I'm sitting here,
my hands, I'm sitting here, break this shit down.
Like, it's not even real food.
It's not even real marinara sauce.
(12:48):
I don't know, because it smells exactly the same way
it smelled when I was eating it.
It comes out.
Yeah.
I fuck it.
I'm gonna leave that alone.
Oh my gosh.
There's that, you know, there's shit that you've ate.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I know what you're made of.
Oh, okay, yeah, but you don't need it.
Just like, okay.
That's too funny.
Well, you know, when you're not,
(13:10):
when you need water, right?
Like, if you look, I don't, okay,
this is gonna be very weird,
but when you look at your pee, if you ever do,
when you pee and you look,
and you can tell if you're hydrated or not
because of the color of it.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like if it's like, yeah.
So do you do that?
(13:30):
Do you even like look at this big shit?
I use pee, but not really anymore, no, I mean.
You're like, I'm good.
Yeah, I know.
I fucking drink, I only drink water
and then I have a diet Dr. Pepper every day.
Sometimes I drink two of those
because I fucking am addicted to that shit.
Oh, shit.
But I have one soda every day and I really have one.
(13:52):
I wish I could, I probably have another one later.
And speaking of, it's been really warm today.
And I don't know, it's gonna be warm all next week.
So I think the sobriety is gonna come to an end.
Ah, yeah.
The sun comes out and I wanna have my bikini on
and fucking just drink Crystal Light Vodka.
Let's go, bitch.
Let's do this.
(14:12):
Tis the season.
Tis the season.
So I think sobriety will be coming to an end for myself.
Well, that's, that's cool.
I mean, I just think at least you know, like, hey,
I'm just like celebrating the sun.
You don't have to get all fuckered up just, hey.
Yeah, I'm not gonna get fuckered up,
(14:34):
but you know what, I might have to Kayla
when we get off this call.
I don't know, we'll see.
I haven't had to Kayla and like, I don't know, fuck.
Do you still have sober?
Do you still have?
Oh yeah, I have a brand new fucking bottle.
What?
It's calling your name.
I brought this bottle up.
I'm a twos.
It's 70 degrees today.
Right, drink me.
(14:55):
I'll kill the mango germs.
Let's drop our germs on the mango.
Pour me in the frozen mango.
There you go.
Please.
Yes.
So this past, it's weird.
I don't know if you saw that, this green shot I sent you,
but Monday it was kind of cold.
Then Tuesday, Wednesday warmed up to like 75 and 77.
(15:17):
And then Thursday, it went down to 60.
Friday was fucking 51 for the high
and was raining non-fucking stop.
What?
Right, so Tuesday and Wednesday,
I work from home as you're aware.
I'm fucking walking around in a bikini
and my mom was like, are you fucking working?
And I'm like, yeah.
(15:37):
She's like, in a swimsuit?
I'm like, bitch, yes.
I'm like, I don't have any Zoom calls today.
It's only fans, my second job.
All right.
And I'm going to go lay out on my lunch period,
I guess, in the next 30 minutes.
So I have to put my sunblock on.
She's like, oh, OK.
And then she walks away.
It's like, what the fuck is going on?
(15:59):
She's all metusa back in my day.
Yeah, we don't walk around in bikinis.
Yeah.
We got up at 3 in the morning.
And we took the bus for two hours in the snow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
(16:19):
My dad used to tell me and my brother all the time,
in Austria, I would have to walk into snow for two hours
and whatever the fuck, bro.
Whoa, my dad wasn't even from Austria.
And there's no snow in the island.
All right?
And he still was telling you that.
10 miles in the snow.
You're like, Kowari isn't even 10 miles fucking radius.
(16:41):
Yeah.
I was like, really?
That's weird.
Because the school only.
Do you still live here?
Just kidding.
That's the school's only 1.4 miles.
Siri said so.
Snow hasn't cocaine, dad?
Yeah, dad.
The hell?
Barefoot, yeah.
(17:03):
Yeah, right.
Got it.
Yeah.
But I used to tell my kids some elaborate little folklers.
I wonder if I ever told Maris any folklers.
Huh.
You know what?
This is really wrong of me because I'm a fucking Capricorn.
You know, you watch movies where people fuck with kids
(17:26):
or just people in general.
They'll say the opposite.
Yes.
OK, so when M was growing up, I wanted
to train her different.
Instead of a cat, no, that's a fucking dog.
And the cat would be a, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I'm just like, does everything.
Is it like that?
I wanted a razor.
I mean, I wanted to tell.
Yeah.
This is a fucking cat, and it fucking barks.
(17:48):
But I'm just like, does anybody else think
nobody thinks like me?
The things I think of, Pomona bullets, I don't know.
It's not really safe.
I know.
That's why when I say, what did you do this weekend?
I made the world a safer place.
Like, I just stayed home.
I just left myself in the room.
(18:09):
You know what?
I like that answer, Pomona bullets.
And now that you're sober, it's just like, wow.
And now that I'm sober, I'm like, fuck.
You want me to be fucking liberated because that's
how I held it down.
Right now I'm sober.
I'm like, wow.
Wow.
Speaking of, I guess sober, when I used to hang out
(18:31):
with tattoo Tony before I was smoking weed, right?
And then I'm like, he's like, you want to, I guess I quit,
right?
And then he's like, you don't want to smoke weed anymore?
And I'm like, no.
He's like, God, you're so fucking boring now.
I'm like, well, fuck you.
At least I still drink.
Yeah.
They're all bitch you.
(18:51):
But the good thing is, we are freaking the happiest.
Dumbass.
Because we're silly.
Yeah.
That's what I love you so much because you're silly like me.
It's like, I'm not getting angry.
I'm not one.
I think I have never broken a TV because I got in a drunken
rage.
Like never.
I never.
(19:11):
I have never.
Well, those TVs are too fucking heavy.
The one that did you ever get the TV removed from your bed?
Yeah.
So God, you did.
Oh, God.
Done.
And did Costco send you the, I guess, the cables
for the downstairs?
Oh, actually, I guess it was there.
Oh, where was it then?
I think they left it like down behind.
(19:33):
They just let it drop behind my.
Oh.
But you know what?
I am a fucking like a wire whore.
Like I don't know because I don't know how to connect shit.
So I don't.
I've seen people where they they put like a little zip tie
or something.
Yeah.
Like it's not mine.
It's like a fire hazard.
Like I don't fuck with it.
(19:56):
I fucking know.
I'm like the Xbox, the the dish thingy, the modem to the fucking
Internet.
I just plug all this shit in and I don't know.
And there's this bunch of wires, but I hide them so nobody can see it.
It's right.
But so did you.
So the TV is up in your room now, right?
(20:17):
Or yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, one that was in the living room, which is so insane because.
I didn't realize how small it was.
Oh, really?
Well, compared to the TV in the living room now, I'm just like, holy fuck.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Which you got an eighty seventy seventy five.
I think.
(20:37):
Girl, I know.
And I thought I was living large with my fifty six or whatever it is.
Like I don't even think it's like fifty two.
I don't know.
I thought it was.
I thought I was living large with that one downstairs.
And it's not that I even really utilize my living room.
If I'm going to watch TV, there's a TV in my bedroom and I'm just like, fuck it.
(20:58):
Like watch TV in your bedroom.
Yeah.
Why would I want to be on the couch?
But it's pretty cool.
It's nice.
Like I guess.
Did your son watch TV downstairs?
Or does he have a TV in his room?
He doesn't have a TV in his room, but he's more he'll watch Netflix on this fucking computer.
It's Netflix.
And this weird because I spent hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of dollars on this Xbox
(21:21):
and everything and upgrading and doing all this shit.
Now you turn to PC.
Why?
Why?
What he does.
You're not going to get alien wear because that's that.
You're not going to get alien wear.
Because that's that you're so lucky that you're you're done.
(21:46):
Like you don't you don't have kids.
You do.
You do.
But you.
I'm going to be fucking 32 on April 9.
That's so fucking crazy.
No, I can't believe it.
So weird to me.
Chokes me up.
I'm just like, what the hell?
Well, it doesn't choke me up, but it choked me up.
(22:07):
I'm just like, damn, I'm going to blink.
I'll be dead.
True.
I'll go though.
Okay.
So have you ever question?
Have you ever bought when you buy something from Amazon and they offer you the insurance?
Do you ever buy the insurance to go with, I guess, the item that you purchase if they offer it?
(22:29):
I have not, but I have been offered and I've declined.
Okay.
So I actually bought insurance for the air fryer that I bought to Christmas as a go.
And the air fires, it's working, but it's wonky.
So I fucking fought you file a claim.
You don't actually file a claim.
You just, I guess, click on the Amazon purchase or whatever the fuck, right?
(22:53):
Girl.
So I know you don't have an air fire.
The air fire I had to send back was six quarts.
So it's fucking huge, right?
Okay.
So they're like, yeah, you have to send it back in order to get a fucking credit.
And I'm just like, Oh, of course.
I'm like, why can't you just fucking say we don't want it?
Because obviously everybody would return everything, I guess.
Does that make sense?
Right.
(23:14):
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, we, um, M finally had a, I guess an Amazon order that came in a big fucking box because she ordered everything.
She put that option where it's like your, your delivery will be delayed, but it'll come in one box.
Maybe that's it.
Shit.
Yeah.
(23:35):
I don't know, but a month later, I finally had a box to ship it back in.
I'm like, where I'm not going to go fucking buy a box to fucking ship this fucking thing back.
I need to return it and just return to send it and tape it up.
Right.
I'm like, return to send her.
Not on my dime, but I'm here to let you know that the assurance, I think it's asterine ASU.
(24:00):
Oh, yes.
I think is that's whatever.
But that thing is legit.
I think I paid $9 for the insurance and they reimbursed me $60 within eight hours.
Really?
Yeah.
So I'm like, if you guys are skeptical, I guess on the Amazon insurance plan, I say go for it.
If you need to.
So I'm glad I did.
(24:22):
I'm, you know what?
You just educated me because I thought that fucking insurance was just for the delivery.
No, for the delivery, though, I thought it was like the product insurance or it was like warrant.
Yeah.
They offered, I guess I shouldn't say insurance, but it's a warranty protection.
I guess is what it actually is not insurance.
I'm sorry.
That's what I meant to say.
(24:43):
Yeah.
So I was like, you know, if my package doesn't get here, I'm not paying the extra $599.
Right, right, right.
Yeah, I didn't mean that.
I'm sorry.
Oh, so I meant the, yeah, for the warranty.
So the product warranty.
Yeah.
So I'm glad I fucking bought that shit.
Do they sell, do they give you offers like in peers?
I've never bought anything from Amazon where I got a product warranty.
(25:06):
So I think they offered a two, a one year, two year and three year and I bought three year.
And I'm just like, even though it was only a $60 air fryer, but because it was a, I guess,
Black Friday special.
Yeah.
But I was just like, this thing's going to suck if it actually fucking breaks or whatever.
So it was worth the $9 to me.
Nice.
Yeah.
(25:27):
Well, thank you for sharing that because I didn't even know that they offered that.
I do know that fucking Lowe's offers fucking protection plans and I'm still with the fucking
fridge and I bought a fucking warranty.
The one that, oh yeah, because you got yours from Home Depot.
No, I know that was the fucking dishwasher.
I got the, yeah, that one.
(25:49):
Fuck them too.
I got the fridge from Lowe's and I bought, yeah, guess what?
With my luck, please give me the five fucking year warranty.
Like, yeah, I don't even care.
But you know what?
I should have fucking read like, what is it covered?
What am I really paying for for five years?
(26:10):
Because I didn't do that.
It's like, well, you know, we only cover what you're saying.
We don't cover freezers.
We just cover mechanical or engines or motors.
Yeah.
It's a whole fucking thing.
And I didn't know that, guess what?
If there's not somebody who will take my service call in my area, then like, I'm just shit
(26:34):
out of luck because I live in.
Yeah, that totally fucking sucks that that happened that way.
I know.
But you know what totally sucks even worse?
Madusa is that I was a stubborn fuck and everybody that I hated was telling me you should never
get a Samsung.
You should never.
And I was like, you know, fuck you, don't tell me what to do.
So I got a Samsung just because.
(26:56):
And yeah, so I learned a life lesson.
And just sometimes the people you hate can have some good advice.
Don't buy a Samsung fucking advice.
I've never had an issue with Samsung.
I actually like Samsung.
But why?
Yeah.
Dars had Samsung washer and dryer that we used to use.
(27:18):
Maybe they're washers and their fridges.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, I guess I guess the horror stories come from their fridges from everybody.
Yeah, I guess it's different for everybody.
Yeah.
Oh, my windows open.
I'm sorry that there's a fucking plane going by.
At least it's not the cable airport.
It's not me.
(27:41):
It sounds like you're in fucking like World War fucking one.
You're the slow fucking.
Me.
Shit.
I miss sometimes I miss the city, but I'm sometimes I'm just like, thank God.
Not there.
Um,
I'm going to ask you, have you been to Portland lately?
(28:03):
I was thinking maybe I should fly up there and we just hang out in Portland
because I miss you.
I miss you too.
I have not been to Portland lately.
I've just been working my ass off and, uh,
just rolling with the punches and now I'm like dusting myself off and standing
up and I'm good brand new year for my bestie.
(28:24):
Yes, it is.
I'm going to freaking manifest it.
It could be great.
Like the tiger.
I know.
You know, my son.
When you bought and.
I don't know.
(28:45):
Did she eat cold cereal in the morning?
Sometimes for breakfast, breakfast.
Yeah.
Okay.
So were you the type of mom that was like,
Kairios,
Kicks.
Or were you the type of mom like, here's your fucking lucky charms,
marshmallows, your fucking cinnamon toast crunch,
your fucking fruit loops.
(29:06):
Like, you know, it's bullshit, but it tastes good.
I'm going to have to ask her.
I don't remember what I used to buy her.
I'll ask her and I'll let you know next week.
Okay. Yeah. Well, so I.
Well, yeah.
So I used to eat my kids cereal all the time for like midnight snacks.
Right.
I was like, I was always a okay with.
(29:27):
Here's some cinnamon toast crunch.
I was like, I'm not going to eat that.
I'm not going to eat that shit ass.
Sugary cereal.
That you know, it's not going to be any benefit to their fucking.
Right. Like.
And that would be once in a while.
And then I decided when I started working more and I couldn't like,
make the kids breakfast like I used to do.
(29:48):
Whether it was a scrambled some egg or spam and rice.
Friday on top.
Um, they had to go to cereal.
And I made this transition where, okay, I'm going to buy healthier cereal.
You know what my fucking healthy, my, my, my,
what I thought was healthy.
I said, those little motherfucking wheat that, or what are they?
(30:10):
The shredded wheat. Yeah. Those little, yeah.
With the frosted shredded wheat. Those little,
Oh, my mom used to buy that for me and my brother all the time.
Cause I guess it was the healthy fucking version.
Yeah. So that's what I thought as an Islander.
I was like, oh, I'm going to buy that.
You know what?
That's what I used to have to fucking eat.
Here.
(30:31):
Yeah. The kids didn't even fucking, they didn't touch that shit.
Yeah. Because it fucking tastes like cardboard.
Oh, there's frosting on it. Right.
But here's the thing, because my mom would buy that because it would
be the healthiest fucking option for cereal.
Why, what, why.
A and B, like all the sugar would be gone because me and my brother
on top. So it totally defeats the purpose.
(30:53):
I used to do that.
My dad would give us just regular motherfucking Cheerios.
It wasn't honey nut. It was nothing.
And oh, you could cut a banana and it fuck that.
Yeah. I've cut a banana into it.
And guess what I would do?
Put like two tablespoons of motherfucking granulated sugar and it would go
all the way to the bottom of my bowl and I would make sure I'd scrape
(31:14):
that fucking sugar up.
That's right. And then drink it.
Yeah.
And then mix it with my milk.
That's right, bitch. I feel you.
Yeah.
Her parents trying to feed us healthy with the fuck.
Exactly. You see, we turned out. Okay.
Yeah, we did. Yeah.
And look at us thrive now.
Right.
(31:36):
Okay, bestie. So I have, um, so I guess we'll call this segment,
the GTK MBB.
Get to know my bestie better.
Very good. Okay.
So, um, for the listeners last week,
Pomona bullets asked me three questions and I'm like, you know what?
We need to, um, get to know each other better periods.
So we should just start doing this like every fucking episode.
(31:58):
Right.
I was all for it because.
Yeah, it's just really weird.
You can be 20 years.
So things.
Exactly.
So I guess I'll go first. We can go, I guess back and forth or however.
Um, so let's see here.
My first question is other than West coast hip hop,
(32:21):
what other genre of music can you not live without?
Uh, rock, rock and roll.
Just death metal.
Yeah, I was going to guess, um, reggae,
because I know you're a big ball of marlin fans.
I'm trying to see if I knew you, but I'm just like, oh, I guess I don't know her.
Yeah, I rather kill.
(32:42):
I'm just like, I rather just have somebody just yell and scream for me.
That, uh, because I do love reggae and you're absolutely right.
You're absolutely right.
I, well, I got it wrong then.
So boo.
But that would be my third choice.
Probably.
Okay.
And you, you just, um, let me see if I can even answer that.
(33:05):
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
Okay.
So mine is mine isn't even East coast.
I'm sorry. West coast hip hop. That's just like for working out,
but East coast hip hop like 80s and 90s is my favorite.
So my second would be what?
Your second, you know what?
Hmm.
I never talk about it because that way.
So I wouldn't know.
(33:27):
Like, like a, you know what I would think with you.
Hmm.
That you couldn't live without you would take.
Hmm.
I'm going to say like.
I'm going to say like,
I was going to say that I was going to say that.
I was going to say that.
That was my favorite.
Okay.
(33:48):
Maybe I'm like house music and techno.
I was.
I was going to say that.
That music just makes me so happy all the time.
Don't need to drop Molly.
All you need to do is listen to house,
fucking music people.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right, bitch.
Yes.
Oh,
Okay, so and again, these are just like easy questions that right if somebody said you can't answer this question
(34:16):
She's dead. I would
Medusa would be dead. So my I know pretty much I would like to take the honor and like
I pretty much know
But this is one question that oh shit. I probably don't know. Okay. I know you're not religious and whatever
But pray. Okay. Just pray right do you actually
(34:39):
Pray before a meal even if it's just in your head. Do you actually just just say thank you
Unifers or whatever your prayer may be do you actually pray before you eat? I do I say thank you not all the time
But I do have maybe half the time I do say thank you and and like your head. Yeah, or I
But I don't do the whole fucking 90 second prayer my mom does with her eyes
(35:02):
We're closed in her hands when everybody's holding their hands and yeah prayer position and bowing. Yeah
I don't do all that in their eyes in a public restaurant
Oh my god, that was so embarrassing. No, I fucking hated that shit
I used to open my eyes and look around like who's looking at us. This is weird
I'm so glad I was not the only child that was treated the same way
(35:27):
That's why you're my best day
So but you do actually you just do a little like thanks for my meal. Yes in your head. Yes shit, okay
See didn't you know that? All right. What do you think I do?
Um, I would say yes, especially or I guess maybe if you're having a bad day. I know you would
(35:48):
Or if you're feeling down and out I
Always
Yeah in my head. I don't make like the whole scene. I don't even make my kids
I don't even tell what I never even raised my children that let's bless the meal before we eat
But never I never even did that
I think I did a little bit when they were still like believing in Santa Claus and Easter browning and shit like that like I
(36:09):
threw it in there, but
Like I never made it. This is what we do because I never took them to church because I
Don't know. Oh, yeah
I had to take my daughter to church growing up and then there for some reason like I
Want to say when I don't know how old I was probably like maybe M was like maybe eight
(36:31):
I don't know. I didn't go to church one Sunday because my parents were on vacation
And they they come home and my dad's like did you go to church and I'm like no, he's like I knew it
He's like well, just don't go to church anymore than I'm like great
Every Sunday
Yeah every fucking Sunday. It was just like
(36:52):
I'm all those people and
The church I was going to I
Guess I guess my mom's church that we're all going to the pastor got caught fucking one of the fucking chicks there
(37:18):
And I'm just like, oh, yeah
Of course, yeah that they had to fucking I guess fire him and then get another pastor and I'm like, oh you guys are like
See, this is why I don't do religion like
Yeah, guys are all fucking fake. I know
This fucking like fuck your holy water. I bet you I don't know
I bet you the second altar boys just got fucking water from the goddamn water fountain right there
(37:45):
Like how's it holy? I don't even know I don't even want this water on my forehead or wherever you
You know it
Never mind. I'm not even gonna close right. Yeah
Yeah, but okay good. Well, but I still acknowledge
I still thank the greater the a higher power. That's it. Yes. I do too because we're spiritual and uh, there is a higher power
(38:10):
I just don't have to adhere to I guess the bible's standards and
Yeah, and my higher power doesn't ask for 10% of my check. So
But yeah, I'm not saying okay, but we won't yeah, we're gonna crawl out of that radical. What's your next question?
Um, are you allergic to any medications?
(38:33):
I
And what do you think I want to say yes probably because me and you have like allergies
right
I am actually not
I'm all at least on record. I am not allergic to any oh
Sillen or benadryl like medications. Okay
(38:55):
On record
There's nothing they I'm not allergic to the latex glove or
I'm just you know how they say that. Yeah
Yeah, so as far as medications
um
And as far as I know I am not allergic to any medication. You can pump me up with penicillin or whatever
(39:16):
I I won't have an allergic reaction. Okay
And for you I am allergic to penicillin. I get really bad hives and they're they're like big giant boil bumps
And they turn brown if I have
Or like any uh, I guess
derivative
I don't know. Yeah, it's a proper word like amoxicillin. I get I somebody a doctor gave me amoxicillin
(39:41):
I want to say it was like when I was in my 20s and he's like, are you allergic to anything?
I'm like, yeah penicillin and he's like, uh, well, you can try this that'll probably fix you better
It, um, I don't think you'll break out. Of course I did
It was bad
Yeah, so I had to go get a cortisone shot in my butt
Uh, do you still does it still like puff up once in a while that the injection point? No
(40:06):
I've had cortisone shots and
It could be like six months to a year later
It it'll just right in the injection
part
It kind of bubbles up looks like a little like blister, but it goes away
My um, I know we had this conversation before on one of the episodes at least
Um, when it comes to tattoos with the red ink in the summertime when I overheat it fucking gets all raised and itchy
(40:32):
I know me too. Yeah
I don't know what it is about red ink, but that's
So is orange and you know what the orange used to do that and whatever fucking orange ink I had
Uh, it's absolutely gone
I don't mean it faded or no it faded to the point like it's gone. It's skin color. No
(40:53):
No, yeah, it's kind of weird
Huh
And you're not even like you're white. Well, you're not white, but I mean, you're not lighter. Yeah
On the lighter side, it's just like wow
It's fucking gone and now that I think about it and I'm looking at pictures
previous pictures of me throughout the years
and
(41:14):
Yeah, my wrist it used to be hella orange and now
It's just completely fucking gone
I've never even known that to have color since I've known you so that must have been faded a long time ago
I I know I'll show you
A picture of me when I was in Mexico with my dad playing darts and
And it was when we mean you became besties and stuff. You'll you okay. Yeah
(41:40):
I'll send you a picture. I have a great picture
Or of the tattoo at least. I mean don't mind my face and whatever but
The picture it's so fucking orange and now I look at it. It's like it's fucking it's there's no color
It's gone. It's gone and I didn't even try to remove it
(42:00):
Huh
Yeah
And you would think me trying to be a little tattoo artist would fucking know this shit, but I don't know what the fuck happened
I guess it's cheapy ink. I don't fucking know
Fuck it. I was gone though
But speaking of that tattoos
(42:22):
I know you have tattoos. I know you know, we both have artwork. You have more artwork
than I do. Okay, um
But if some if I if somebody were to ask me
Give me
The exact like how many tattoos does she actually have? You know what?
I knew you're gonna ask me that when you started talking tattoos. I don't know. I don't I haven't counted so I don't know
(42:47):
But I mean it would be more of like 10 plus, right? Yeah
Okay, just if you just boil it down. Okay. Yeah
yeah
But you have artwork see and I really don't I have eyebrows
Oh, Jesus christ. I fucking love you
But do you know how many I actually have I know you have the wrist one
(43:10):
Do you have one on your like upper arm?
No, no
So maybe I'm not counting your eyebrows
Um, maybe two. I think you have like don't you have a turtle or something on your ankle or your foot? Maybe my ankle
Yes, okay. So you have two tattoos me two
(43:30):
What about my back?
Oh, I don't know about your back. I have a shark on my back. Okay. Oh cool
Oh, yeah, yeah, how big is it?
Oh, it's tiny and that's when um
it's so
and it
Yeah, that's when I was in Hawaii and I got the passage of being like an adult
(43:53):
When we swam with the sharks
to get back to the shore
Yeah, but
Yeah, it kind of fit in perfect, but yeah, so yeah, I only have three
Okay
Yeah, and not counting my eyebrows and not counting the ones I removed
Not counting. Oh, you what tattoos did you ever move?
(44:16):
Like the stupid ones on my face and on on my uh
Knuckles
Yeah, you know what they said guess what you don't know that's great. I forgot about your knuckles ones
I want to see a picture of that
You know it was like a Polaroid camera
(44:47):
It was a different time
Oh, I fucking love you
Oh my gosh, I love you too
Okay, so
I guess am I is it my question? Okay, so I have one more question. What's your favorite color that oh did I ask you this already?
What's your favorite color that is not black?
Okay, wait, so you don't know
(45:09):
you're gonna
What would your assumption be because we're talking like they have a news over me over my neck
They're like we're gonna pull this if you don't know the answer. It's so fucking dramatic. I know it has to be like this
It has to be like this is what it is. Well, you're an islander. So I would think like
(45:29):
maybe
blue
Yes
It's actually turquoise, but okay. Well, that's close enough. I fucking love turquoise too and it looks good on on tan skin
Girl, yes, I love turquoise turquoise is my go-to color. Yeah, okay. Well, I'm glad I got one right. Yes
(45:50):
I wouldn't die. Yes. Yes still alive
I live another day. Okay. Um
for you for me, um
It's a different like now that it's summertime. I don't know. I change my colors all the time
It's normally nine times out of ten is blue, but like this year. I'm feeling orange. I want everything orange. I guess for swimwear
But not like a pumpkin orange like a lighter orange. Yeah, like a neon orange or like the bright naval oranges
(46:16):
Not yeah, not pumpkin orange. That's more like brown. I guess
Yeah, I hate that little spicy orange color. Yeah
Okay
Huh good to know
Okay, so my last one. Okay. Okay. Again
We have to think about it like
Life, I would not know the answer to this
(46:38):
But I'm going to guess what my answer would be and then you're going to say what the true answer is
So this is very minimal, but it's something I don't know about you because I know most
Okay veggies veggies. I know you eat veggies. I know you eat fruit. I know that
but what
is the most hated veggie
(47:00):
For you to eat like what is where I have some or it's like if somebody puts something on my plate
I'm just like I won't I just won't
I just can't I just don't like it. There's that one veggie. What is it the one that everybody fucking eats fucking green beans
That's shit is fucking trash tastes like you know how it says wax beans. Yeah, it tastes like fucking wax bitch
(47:22):
Stop eating green beans. There's nothing nutritious about green beans. So you just hate green beans? Yes
I was going to say
I honestly thought it was like if I had to answer that
uh
I thought to myself
She probably
Would hate Brussels sprouts. Um, you know what? I love them, but they give me the worst gas. So yeah, I hate them
(47:47):
Yeah, I was like if somebody
I don't know what would be the one
Vegetable. Yeah, of course
We grew up in that era where our parents were service and we can't leave the fucking table
Right
Our until we feed the dog our vegetables or find a way to just get rid of our vegetables. I can't believe they used to do that to us
(48:08):
That's so ridiculous. And then the vegetables we get cold after an hour. Oh, and I'm so fucking gross
And now I really want to eat some cold-ass peas now. So now I guess I'm just gonna
Get a fucking pillow and sleep here because
I don't know right? I don't know right? I do have like a vegetable work. Oh, I just
(48:37):
I really don't
You seem like you would eat any vegetable. I do. I do because I consider
Oh, you know what? I would eat green beans. I just think about it because my mom loves eggplants. I
I think that shit is so disgusting
I don't know Filipinos love eggplants and I know she puts it straight on the fucking the stove like how people um
(48:59):
You know how you warm up?
Yeah, she fucking does that with the eggplant. It's so disgusting
What?
Yeah, I was just like, oh, I cannot be this one. I'm never gonna marry an Asian guy
I'm never gonna get married, but I'm never gonna hook up with an Asian guy. I just cannot deal with the culture at all
Like I've lived it my entire life absolutely not
(49:23):
Not me
You're like, well good to know I was like, but don't go with the cholos and don't
Or the edgars are just gonna say there's no more tolos. Yeah, don't go with the edgars. Don't go with the fucking. I don't know
(49:44):
Like I don't know. I don't know. I guess you know it
Just line them up and get ready to aim and just
Pick a target
Yeah, I don't know but so mine like I absolutely 1000% fucking fucking hate and I don't care
(50:06):
I tried it, but don't ever and I don't even know if it's a vegetable. Obviously, it's not I think it's a plant
Well, a vegetable is a plant, but yeah, hate cactus. Don't give me I have never eaten cactus
But yeah, some people eat that. Yeah, it's like the I the in the um,
Hispanic culture they call it like nopales or whatever they scramble that with eggs or
(50:30):
You know, I'm grateful because you know, bagers can't be choosing. I'm eating right food, but
No, I don't I I can't
I just hate cactus and people like you haven't had it this way. You haven't had it grilled. You haven't like fuck
So did you watch them prepare it?
Did they just um peel the skin off and then just grill the I guess the inside of it. Yeah, it's like the
(50:55):
part
But you take they take the
Needles off. I don't even know like I thought there was a shit ton of different type of cactus
So I don't know like
It has to be that
I don't even know is it any cactus or it's a a certain type of cactus
I have I would assume it's a certain type because
(51:15):
The cactus looks like one of those cactus where it's like it almost looks like a little plate or something and it has the
I don't I don't fucking know. You know what actually I'm making myself sound so stupid because I didn't gts and I don't
Educate myself yet. I'm just like, I don't know. I think it's in the bohavi desert
(51:35):
I'll check that out because yeah, I've seen or I've heard people eating that before and I'm like, oh, that's no a lot of people
Eat it and it's a it's a delicacy. It's good. Like I don't know. I don't know
Huh, but I also don't like tongue. I don't like cow tongue. I will not I've never tried that. I want to try it
I've never tried it
Or have you tried? Oh, what's it called?
(51:57):
the uh
Brains or whatever
No, I haven't tried. I don't know if I would like that, but I guess how you don't want to try tongue. That's how I don't want to try
brain
I don't know. I mean if you guys fool me, mother. Hmm. I'll be fucking I've eaten kitlins and I guess chorizo. So that's fucking
Intestine lining. So I'm sure brain and tongue would be a lot better. I eat and cleaner spam
(52:22):
I don't feel like I'm fucking higher than anybody. I'm spam
Let's let's eat the whole animal. Please. It's sacrifice. It's like, I don't know but
Shit, I'll eat spam. So but I don't want to eat
tongue
and you
Did have you ever been exposed with?
Uh, the Filipino culture where they eat the fish eye
(52:46):
Like the eye I want to say I'm sure my mom's eaten that or in the fish head. Yeah
Yeah, whatever. Yeah, I don't mind you my family too. I mean, it's normal. I'm not
But right, I'm not that's just not me. Yeah, I'm just like, oh shit
I'm like, don't judge me and then I get judged for eating cow. Yeah
(53:08):
I can judge for eating sugar, right? Jesus Christ
All right, I think on that note we should end it. We're at 53 minutes
We were gonna go short today for the listeners because
So, um, sorry, Pomona bullets wasn't feeling well, but I here we are at 53
Of course because that's how we roll. That's right
(53:29):
Well, I'm glad you're feeling better and hopefully I guess
Your sinuses and my sinuses will be okay this week. So I'm sending you
Healing vibes. Yay. Uh, well wish is your way to thank you. All right. Well, everybody have a good week
Yep, peace out. Peace
Okay, I understood that strategy about hot spots, but the little fucking rock that people would throw and shit like I didn't know what that fucking meant. So maybe if the
(54:03):
Rock was um alcohol, maybe both of us would understand the entire fucking game all together. Welcome to our podcast
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