June 23, 2024 • 59 mins
In this episode, the Clink-Clink Gang dives into the latest hot topics: botox and blow jobs. We also discuss Southern California Edison's "brown outs" and McDonald's newest fries creation. Plus, get the scoop on the delicious Rainbow Sherbet Punch. Medusa shares a hilarious story about a mushroom and THC mix-up with her Binoid delivery, filling in PAHMOANAH BULITZ on all the details.
Botox tweet: https://x.com/fearedbuck/status/1802934462168056131?s=42
Rainbow Sherbert Punch: https://www.mommyhatescooking.com/rainbow-sherbet-punch
Baroque Medusa home: https://baroquemedusa.com/
https://www.instagram.com/baroquemedusa/
https://twitter.com/baroquemedusa
https://dayclubseazn.com/
Mark as Played
Transcript
Episode Transcript
Available transcripts are automatically generated. Complete accuracy is not guaranteed.
(00:00):
Good day, Bestie. Happy fucking Sunday. Good afternoon, Bestie. How do I sound? You sound
(00:11):
pretty normal. No, you sound good. I know you're working with a new thing. Yeah. Yeah, for our listeners,
we're on our new platform and we are going to try and do video next Sunday. So we're
still working it out, but we're on the new platform. Thank God it took a little bit to
figure out, but here we are. Yeah, don't get too excited listeners. Okay, Pomona Bullets. So I've
(00:42):
been talking Pomona Bullets since last fucking night. Yesterday, the Southern California Edison,
it's all a fucking scam. Let's start there. They cut our power for a brown out around right before
6pm. That shit did not come back until 1.15 this fucking morning. And it was only 98 degrees
yesterday, and it was fucking hot in the house once it went off. So here we are. Wow, summer.
(01:10):
Sounds like you guys are like an African shit where they do those like power outage, like they
try to conserve energy and shit. Exactly. Blackouts and stuff. I don't know. At least Oregon, it's
weather approved. Right. It's all a fucking lie. It's a fucking scam. So I looked up Las Vegas,
(01:30):
because Las Vegas is like 112 degrees today. And I'm like, does Las Vegas or Nevada in general
have a brown out? Specifically Las Vegas? Of course not. It's a rare occurrence. And I'm like,
mm-hmm, fucking scam. Fuck you Southern California Edison. And now they're just going to raise the
rates more because it's summertime. So they're calling it brown outs? Yeah, that's what they call
(01:54):
it, brown outs. And they said something, they didn't have an actual reason on their website.
They normally do, if I'm not mistaken. Or they provide an email with an explanation of what was,
I guess, what the problem was. But I haven't gotten anything and whatever. So the problem is
the world is overpopulated. You know what? How are you going to get it? Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. This
(02:21):
is insane. They're like, and the explanation is Big Brother said we can't say so. Right. So we're
just going to do this so we can, you guys can comply, but not really comply and make the world a
hotter place. Yeah. That's all about the, you know, yeah, I'm just going to shut up.
(02:44):
That was my rant. And you know what? Okay. So for the listeners,
Binoid Company, I want to say is who I ordered my mushrooms through. Mushrooms through.
They're not psychoactive, but I've been on the mushroom thing and I'm loving it. However,
when they sent me my actual order, this is my second time ordering with them,
I ordered other stuff, everything mushroom. Why did A, they fucked up my order? B, I sent a picture
(03:09):
and I emailed them. I'm like, Hey, you guys sent me THC. Like, what the fuck am I supposed to do
with this? I don't do THC. Well, guess what? I talked to the Mona bullets all night last night
because I had nothing else better to do since the car was out. And I'm like, maybe I should take this
because Binoid already shipped out my replacement mushroom chocolate bar. So that's on its way.
(03:34):
But I'm like, I don't do THC and they're like, just keep the fucking bottle. I'm like, okay,
so I talked to Mona bullets and Pima on a bullet. So it's like, yeah, just fucking take a gummy.
And she's like, you have a high tolerance to everything. You probably won't feel it. Well,
you know what? I didn't feel it, Pima on a bullets, but the help the home alarm kept going on and off
when they were, I guess, fixing the, they're trying to restore the power. So it always like
(04:00):
reset or whatever and simply say on that's what it kept fucking saying, like on and off. So I'm
like, Oh, I guess I fucking dozed off. I woke up like after midnight, like the last time I talked to
you after that, I dozed off on the couch and just my fucking chones and no fucking top with the
fucking windows open and the front door. Nope. Nope. Fucks. But I woke up and I'm like, Holy
(04:23):
shit. I fucking knocked out and I woke up this morning and I was kind of, I wasn't groggy, but
my body was like really relaxed and I'm like, Oh, this is not going to work for me.
That will just slow me down. But I had a good, I wouldn't have been able to knock out in this
fucking hot house, hot ass house without power if I didn't have that T.H.C. in me. So thank you,
(04:46):
Pomona Bullets. Dr. Pomona Bullets. You know what? I'm Dr. Green thumb. I guess. But these
millennials that make all these little edibles and shit, like, I don't know, I'm a flower girl, but
but honestly, I really was like, Yeah, I encouraged Medusa. Just just try it. And I did. We have, we
(05:11):
were up there in our age, but you know, we're still fire. And but we've been around the block a
couple of times. So I know she has a high tolerance. You anybody can say, Oh, I'm going to drink Medusa
or Pomona Bullets on your table. We can, that's our, that's our like, our chart. Yeah, that's that.
(05:32):
Yeah, we can be like, Oh, I'm sure now that well, I don't know. I'm, I'm, I poured tequila. I asked
Pomona Bullets before we logged on. I'm like, Are you drinking? She's like, Yeah, it's brunch.
And I'm like, All right, fuck it. Tequila it is. So I've a shot of tequila and then my crystal
light with vodka because it's fucking hot outside. Girl, I was like, Johnny Walker, hello. And excuse
(05:57):
me. I know, but I have my matcha green tea almond latte as well. Look, you're back. You're hydrating
and libating at the same time. Good girl. Good girl. You know how we roll. So that's right.
That's my brunch. But I'm glad that you actually, so I was trying to explain to you that it,
it sometimes you eat these gummies and you're just like, I don't feel shit. And
(06:23):
it just creeps up on you. So it kind of depends because then you're just like drooling all over
your pillow and your logs, you know, if I did that with no air and no electricity, can you imagine?
Yeah, on the couch. Yeah. Yeah. Um, no. I wake up sometimes I'm like, Damn, why is it just yikes?
(06:49):
No, this is all bad. I only change my sheets twice a month. I'm lazy like that.
Well, you don't have you don't sleep with the dogs. So that's understandable. I change them
every week because my puppy sleeps with me and that's just needs to be changed.
(07:10):
Yeah. See, that's another thing. Just yes. But there's times where I so I have a plethora of
these gummies. And what's the brand you buy? So, oh, geez, I'm all doing. Yeah. Now that we're on
this new platform, I can probably add pictures. Oh, no, we're not doing the only one. But when we
(07:34):
do video, yeah, not today. So the next time or whenever we do video, probably next week,
fingers crossed, Pomona bullets. Yes. We can add pictures or water. You can put on a mask,
a Corona mask, if you don't want to like put your makeup on or whatever, you can be in just total
(07:56):
disguise. We should have disguised it. That would be great too. Like we would just dress up like,
you know, like we would, I would come to your place and we would just fucking do whatever. And
one day we'll draw like doing 80s and then we should do that. And that'll give me excuse to buy
shit that I would never use except I guess for a podcast video recording. All the Maudi grass beads.
(08:20):
Yeah, but they're called drops here that I buy. I prefer that brand. This called drops.
Drops. Like raindrops. And it's, it's, they're super cool because they give this little QR code
and you can scan it and you can see exactly what you're doing, what the level is, what all this
(08:42):
and it's so God, me and technology, I we're not friends, but it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool.
And it'll tell you an energy level. Like, Hey, are you trying to just be creative? Are you trying
to like go to sleep? Are you trying to, you know, don't take this one if you're trying to drive,
(09:06):
like hence go to sleep or whatever. But yeah, I like them. I like the creative ones because it
kind of just mellows me out to the point where I don't even take them. And they're like little tiny,
like little sugar cubes. And I'll just bite half of it so I can kind of find my way and see if it's
(09:29):
going to work for me or not. Like, I don't know. I mean, I have to take my kid to karate. I got to,
I got to wash the dishes. I got to cook dinner. I got to go grocery shopping. So there's, I get a
little nervous because I don't know. I'm so old school where it's just, I don't know. But it's, I, I can't.
(09:50):
But these ones are really, really cool. They tell you exactly what it is. You really have to look
it up and find out the milligrams and stuff that it has and find out your own tolerance as well.
So that's what you meant last night. You're like, I looked up your square and it's like whatever
milligrams. I'm like, okay, that's cool. Well, I thought I was like, holy shit, dude, you're
(10:14):
fucking 220. I was like, Oh, that's the whole fucking bag. That's like a dose. You know,
I know, I know what you're talking about. Okay. Cause I'm like, okay.
And I was like, are you good? Take another one.
That's what you meant. Okay. Well, it knocked me out and I wasn't planning to knock out,
but I'm glad I did. Cause you always wake up, but you feel gruggie, but to me, I'm like, I,
(10:39):
I feel like I just, I, it's called a waking bake. But once you are erect and you're walking around,
you're brushing your teeth, you're washing your face, doing whatever your routine is,
you, it, it dies off. And then you're ready to go for the day sober.
Fight the world. Um, yeah, all good.
(11:00):
Or I guess if you're doing mushrooms and fucking weed, it's called California sober. That means,
um, you don't drink alcohol or do other drugs. It's just, I guess weed. If I'm saying that correctly,
I don't know. I'm sure somebody's going to correct me on that, but California sober is like no
alcohol. And I want to say no hard drugs is just like weed. Oh yeah. Yeah. I, I believe that. That's
(11:24):
been for like 50 years now. There you go. But we're, we're going to perfect our perfection. And, uh,
we're going to get this because, you know, life is tough. Everybody, but you know, you don't,
you don't have to lean on anything, but there's things to help. And it's not called fentanyl.
(11:48):
It's not called crack, not called Coke. It's not called any of that shit. We can just do it from
the earth, even though they just make these gummies and shit. It's like, why do you make it so sour
and so yummy? I'm like, this is delicious. I remember one time I bought this fucking thing from
when I was in SoCal and it was called a Scooby snack. And it was one of those cookies that are,
(12:14):
um, what are those sugar cookies with the cinnamon on it, the snickerdoodles or whatever?
Yeah, snickerdoodles. Yeah, there you go. I bought one. I was like, whoa, but Scooby, the dog from
Scooby-Doo was on there, but his eyes were just bloodshot. And I was like, wow, that doesn't look
(12:35):
good. Like, I don't, I don't want to do all of that. But anyways, I bought it. I took a little bite
and I was like, this shit is so good. This tastes delicious. This is so delicious. And, um, I didn't
really read the directions and shit. And I was just like, ended up eating maybe half of this cookie
(12:56):
that was probably the size of the circumference of a softball. And I ate half of it. I was throwing
up. I was at a hotel. I was throwing up in the planters that they had. I couldn't even get to my
room. I felt so, man, it was bad. It was bad. I don't know what the fuck that was. Like, seriously,
(13:19):
I'm Islander. This would be in my blood. I was like, yeah, what the hell was that? It was crazy.
But I ended up figuring out all I need is a little bite. And all I have to do is wait. I need some
patience. You just need to wait about an hour and it'll kick in. So it's weird when you digest this
(13:45):
shit. Usually I'm just like, I'm gonna smoke that shit. I'm high. Um, no, no, when you eat these
gummies or you eat these edibles and all this and that, like, I don't know, you have to, you have to
like just wait. And I just feel like I take a little bite and I'm just waiting. I set a little alarm.
I'm just like so old. Just waiting.
(14:07):
Yeah, exactly. You're like, I need the snail. I need the dopey rush now.
Yeah, we're in the now generation. So I need it now. Now. There's no more fax machines. There's no
more snail mail. I need it now. Instant results. There you go. Right. Okay. Come on. So I'm here
(14:29):
to tell you McDonald's, you know, McDonald's has different, I guess when they're in other countries,
they have like different types of food offerings. Yes. Okay. So on Instagram, McDonald's in Canada,
all the, I guess all the McDonald's in Canada, they have a ramen McShaker fries.
(14:52):
Ramen McShaker fries in Canada. You would think that would be Hawaii first.
Right? And it's so it's ramen flavored with a blend of miso, soy, sesame, cayenne, pepper,
and chili. And I'm like, damn, if they, I would actually get back on French fries if they offered
that down here. Because it sounds pretty fucking good. You know what? I kind of, why the fuck,
(15:17):
Canada? Why? Exactly. Why? And all people like Canada would never eat wrong or I don't know,
maybe because it's winter up there and in the wintertime, but that's what it said on Instagram.
And I'm like, and that looked pretty good. I'll send you the link. And I guess I'll put it in the
show notes, but I was just like, why can't they offer that shit here in like the United States?
Like, why is it always like in some odd country and Canada's not really odd, but I mean, some
(15:42):
off country, that's not the United States where this shit would fucking fly here in the United
States. I would, I want to say, but well, I'm West Coast, maybe, maybe maybe on the West and the
East Coast. Oh, yeah, you're right. Not like the Midwest or whatever. So yeah, it's funny because
okay, so my brother comes to the mainland, America, the mainland, but Hawaii is part or whatever.
(16:09):
But back in the day, he was maybe, I don't know, 12 or so. And I don't know, I'm like,
I'm in Pampers, not Pampers early, but I mean, I'm like four or five, I don't know. And he, we go to
McDonald's and he's asking for a rice patty and Hawaiian punch and me and my other siblings who
(16:35):
were born in the mainland and Son and Kelly, whatever. We're like, yeah, chicken nuggets and
honey sauce, that stupid fake honey shit and all this stuff. And we're like Hawaiian punch,
rice patty, like, what are you talking about? He's like, what do you mean you guys don't have that?
(16:56):
Your friends don't have that. But when I went to Hawaii, I'm like, oh, snap. Their menu is completely
different. Yes, they serve Hawaiian punch. You don't get like, you get Pepsi or Coke, Hawaiian punch
or Sprite. Hawaiian punch is the fave and high C, high C. The orange flavor. Yeah. Yeah.
(17:24):
Did your mom growing up or maybe your dad, did they ever like, when my mom would have
her friends over and they would have like whatever they do their Bible study, I would assume,
she would bring out her punch bowl and she would fill it with Hawaiian punch, make the juice,
and then she'd also put like seven up in it and ice cream, I guess. Yes, that's sherbet ice cream.
(17:46):
Yes. And then it would be like a drink and I'm like, that's the only way I could drink or I like
sherbet ice cream because I fuck that shit just is so disgusting on its own. I don't do nothing.
Okay, so maybe that is an Islander thing. I didn't even think about it that way because I never saw
a like white people do that when I went to my friend's house. So that explains it.
(18:11):
I had that for my birthday once and I was just like, what's the F? It was like the little phone
Yes, it looks like disgusting, but when you make this weather it tastes fucking phenomenal.
It's punch. We're celebrating. What do you mean? You don't like this? This is like amazing. It's a
celebration. Right? I guess it's an Islander thing like Filipinos Island like Pacific Islanders has
(18:40):
to be has to be has to be because you're right. I've never went to a Caucasian and I'm half
Caucasian. I've never been to like a full Caucasian family who said, hey, come to my birthday party
and they had that punch bowl. Never. In fact, no other families that I ever went to for a party
had a fucking punch bowl. Let's start there. What's a ladle and the paper cups on the side?
(19:05):
And my mom's fruit punch bowl and she had the fruit punch or the fruit punch bowl and then she had
the matching cups. It was a whole set. It was all like with the frosted fucking glass. Little glass,
little little cups, little mugs. And they're like barely it's like an espresso cup. Like you could have
like maybe a sip of fucking punch. God, I love you Pomona bullets. Good times, man. Good times.
(19:30):
And I had a look. I just Googled it. So the official name, I guess, at least on Google, it says it's
the name of this drink is Rainbur, I'm sorry, Rainbow Sherbert Punch. Well, hey, we're in June. So
let's do this. Everybody. You know what? If we did that Pomona bullets, I'd have to throw in some
a lot like a liter of vodka. Oh, no shit. I make that like some jungle juice shit. Like
(19:55):
that. I don't know. And I was like, and then minus the sherbert.
Yeah, minus the sherbert. Let's replace that with vodka. Please.
Put that in my flask.
All right. Here's my latte. While you're watching your son do karate karate. Yeah.
(20:26):
Oh shit. Speaking of that, the other day I was dropping off my son at karate and I'm doing like
an illegal, I guess, stop, whatever. It's not. I didn't think it was that too illegal. So anyways,
I'm just going to the front of the dojo. I tell my son, hurry up, get out. He's doing
(20:47):
sparring. He has all this stuff. Yeah. And I put my emergency lights on just like I'm just here for
a second. I know I'm blocking driveways and whatnot, but I'm here for not even a minute.
So I put my emergencies on and blah, blah, blah. My son grabs his gear. He gets out. He's like,
all right, mom, go, go, go. And I was like, all right, see you and now I'm taking off. Why
(21:11):
is there a cop right behind me with those lights on? Are you there? And I said, oh,
shit. And then my son turns and he looks at me and he says, you can be okay. I don't know.
I mean, I have my tags are legit. Everything's good. Like I don't know. I mean,
come on of all of you cut out. So start over because the listeners need to hear.
(21:34):
Okay. So I'm going to begin. I was dropping my son off at karate and I pulled to,
I did a park that like I'm blocking driveways per se. It was going to be a minute drop off. My
son's going to jump out. I put my emergency lights on. I'm just like, hurry up and get out.
(21:55):
My son gets out. Wasn't even a minute. Why does my son, well, why he's walking away and
there's a cop behind me and he turns on his lights. What? Yeah. And I wasn't even there for 30
seconds even, but I put on my emergencies like, you know, I'm just letting people know like,
(22:19):
I know this is illegal. I shouldn't be driving driveways and stuff, but it's I'm just dropping
my son off, whatever. And I, my son looks at me and says, are you going to be okay?
Oh, you're in the car? No, he was already walking to the dojo. Oh, okay. And he just kind of turned
(22:41):
and looked and saw the cop car behind me, the lights on his shit. And I'm like, oh my gosh.
But I wasn't blocking traffic. I was blocking driveway, a driveway. So I was like, oh,
this is going to be a good day. Fuck me. But I decide to turn off my hazards and I just drive up
(23:06):
and I'm like, okay, I'll pull over to a safe spot, I guess. And isn't that what you're supposed to do
when you're getting pulled over or whatever? Yeah, I do that all the time with my hands. Well,
I don't do I don't get pulled over all the time. But when I hear yes, and have my hands at 10 and
two, I was like, well, let me just move from these driveways and go to a side where I can just pull
(23:27):
over, I guess the fucking cop just pulls up and he slows down and he just waves high and keeps going.
And I'm like, are you super troopers? Yeah, I'm like, are you fucking kidding me, Rook?
You fucking Rook, you fucking asshole. But I do know the guy. I was just like, you know what?
(23:53):
You better. I don't know.
You put my my heart in my stomach, bro. Like, come on, the hell. I'm a fucking good citizen.
Taking my kid to karate. Leave me alone. But it was a little scary. And my son's like, oh my god,
(24:14):
mom, no. I'm good, dude. I'm good, bro. I'm good. Yeah, that was just my little stupid ass story
from fucking like a couple days ago. Shit. Well, good. Yeah, I'm glad I'm good. I'm just gonna take
it because I'm like, what the fuck, bro? You're just she's just dropping off her kid. Yeah. And
(24:34):
it's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Because these Oregonians, it's fucking suns out guns out you.
I don't know. Like, it's just they call in sick because they, you know, yeah, I don't know.
These people is like the sun, which I get because it's what we get sun three months out of the
fucking year. It's horrible. I can't wait till my son graduates high school on fucking outies.
(25:02):
Yeah, I'm not gonna be here. Not with these spiders, not with these snakes, not with the
frogs. Like I'm just ready to have all these things. They just yuck. It's not me. I'm a city girl
or an island girl. I'd rather deal with geckos, excuse me, crabs, just spiders for sure.
(25:28):
Do you have mosquitoes in your area because it's so warm? Oh my gosh. Yes. Okay, that's what I got.
And don't get me wrong. That's across the globe, I guess, but the environment and everything. But
here it's just like, I don't like the snakes and the nutria and this, you know, I just don't like
(25:51):
change. And I don't want to learn about your guys' critters. I'd rather go home. I'd just
rather go home. Fuck your coyotes and stuff. I don't know. It's pretty funny because I, you know
what, honestly, I don't think there's coyotes in Hawaii. Well, it's fucking segregated by,
(26:12):
it's called segregated by body of water known as the Pacific Ocean. Yeah, but we got cows and
chickens. They ship those motherfuckers over. Yeah, exactly. So speaking of coyotes last week,
I've been walking, but a PSA for dog owners, if it's over 80 degrees, do not walk your dog on
(26:34):
pavement. I see so many fucking people do that here. And I want to take my pistol out and shoot
you guys because that's animal cruelty. Put your dog in a fucking stroller like I do and walk them
to the park or stroll them to the park and then let them play on the grass or put them in your
fucking car. Do not be rude to or cruel to your animals. On that note, last, this past week,
(26:56):
I was coming back from the park with Fenway. I had her in the stroller and normally I only see
coyotes like at night or like really early in the morning or like, um, yeah, late at night or
early in the morning. That's when they're out, I guess, looking for food. Sure. Why was there a
fucking coyote two houses down sitting on the grass like a fucking dog? I didn't see it. I'm
(27:18):
walking, I'm walking Fenway up in her stroller and all of a sudden it darts out and looks at us.
And I'm like, the fuck is going on? Am I like in a horror flick? And then it just kept going.
The pause are too hot. Right. That's probably why good. I wish it would just fucking burn.
You know, I fucking hate coyotes, but yeah, what the fuck? Do you, you probably,
(27:44):
and they're scrawny now. I don't know, like when you were growing up, because I remember growing
up the coyotes were like really full, but the ones down here are extra scrawny. So I don't,
I guess they're not getting their fucking food. That's why they're coming down.
Yeah. Right. And then, um, so the week before last, this past week, I took Fenway out like
(28:05):
at four a.m. for her first walk and we're walking and I hold the close like really tight and
close to me. So, um, that way I can snatch her up if I need to. Why was there a coyote fucking
following? Like it was just legit following us when it's locked eyes on Fenway. I was just like,
it was walking to the right. So I walked to the left and then it started, it just kept fucking
falling. I'm like, you know, I guess we're not going to the bathroom right now. Let's go back
(28:27):
inside. Oh, it's so goddamn annoying. Are they, is there fires right now? And, uh, you know what,
there was one last week and not in like right where I'm at, but you could smell it and there
was like, there was ash all over my car when I woke up the next morning. Well, then there you go.
The coyotes and all that shit, they just come down. They're like, help. Yeah. Well, I didn't think
(28:51):
about it that way too. And then we have all the bears here that, um, yeah, just like to look through
our trash cans seriously. They're like, our whole, our whole home was burnt the fuck down. So we're
just going to see what you guys are wasting. We're moving land, their, their natural habitat to
build new fucking homes. How about that? Oh, I hate people. Welcome to the I Hope People podcast
(29:17):
featuring, but we're going to do some Pomona bullets. I love you guys, but I just, I don't know,
just stop procreating, please. I actually have notes for today. Um, great. So remember, I don't
know, I know we talked about this twice already. And I guess this is going to be the third time.
(29:40):
Tooth implants. There's been an update on tooth implants. Pomona. Oh, no. It is scheduled for
the first human trial starting in September. And the trial is going to take place at Kyoto University
in Japan, of course. And this drug obviously is going to regenerate teeth. It's going to be a trial
(30:01):
on 30 males who are missing at least one molar. It is going to be administrated via IV. And before
the trial, it was originally tested on ferrets and rats with no significant side effects.
I put emphasis on no significant. Now, did they list the side effects? Of course they didn't.
(30:23):
But no significant. I put that in bold and italics. Yeah, there's, yeah, you're going to have like your
fucking central, which is basically the, the two, like your little gopher, your little rabbit teeth,
the two that you, the people, the most population just floss is the middle to get the cilantro or
(30:44):
whatever the fuck out of those two fucking teeth are going to grow to be like a beaver.
Oh my God, I'm so curious. I fucking love you. I want to floss everything. I just need to get the
one with the broccoli. I just need to get this fucking food out of my teeth so people can stop
telling me I got broccoli in my teeth or cilantro or whatever the fuck you ate. Like,
(31:07):
because everybody says, oh, he's in the front. Nobody fucking flosses the back.
Assholes. Oh my fucking God. And that's why they have to get their molars fucking.
Now you're going to be a shark grill with your fucking. You're going to. This is amazing.
(31:28):
This is amazing. This is amazing news to me. And I just love how people are just fucking
shit holes that just fucking do this for a dollar. Like, this is great. I'll do this for a tooth.
Yeah. And then you're going to get cancer, colon cancer, fucking who knows who knows what the
fuck you're going to get depression, thoughts of suicide. Who knows? But you're going to have a
(31:52):
tooth, but you're going to have a tooth and you're going to be able to eat. But have you not ate
this whole time? Like, fuck it. Who cares? Fuck you missing a tooth. Who cares? You can still
fucking eat some fucking oatmeal. Right. Right. You're in Japan.
(32:13):
Water in the blender.
Fucking idiots. But I'll do it for a dollar.
Okay. So now that we're talking about teeth, you know, like,
have you, I'm sure you've heard of this because you're like, you're a lot younger than me,
but still, like, you know, when people get like, they have tumors in their stomach or whatever,
(32:34):
and they have them removed and then it has like fucking teeth and fucking hair.
Absolutely. Yes. It's so fuck. I don't know. I need to look that up and see why it does that.
Like, was it trying to make a baby even though it wasn't a baby? Oh, it was. Yes. It was like a
twin that should have been and that other fetus just, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't GTS that shit.
(32:59):
You're gonna fucking have nightmares. Just don't. Well, just seeing like that shit from before,
even the internet was around. Like you see them on the newspapers or time or whatever,
Newsweek or whatever growing up, you'd see like the, I guess, the pictures that they took in the
hospital or whatever. And I'm just like, that thing is disgusting. Like it has, it's like a growth,
but it has human hair and fucking teeth. Yeah. It was a twin should have been a twin.
(33:24):
And that's what I keep saying. And I will say it again, people need a license to drive a car.
They need a license to fish that you should have a fucking license to procreate. Like just you,
not everybody should be able to. I mean, I mean, you should. But I mean, if you're gonna just raise
(33:50):
a, I don't know, it's just so bad. I love, you know what, I hate the human race, but I love the
human race because I am the human race, but fucking a dude. Seriously. This is nuts. But yeah,
that's that's so crazy that it is they have teeth, hair. Yeah. It's like these tumors are legit
(34:14):
real. Maybe it might not only just be like, Oh, you could have been a twin and then everybody
gets all depressed and gets on Prozac and said I had a twin and the teeth came out of me and
whatever. I'm just so sensitive and fucking whatever. I don't know. But you know, I do feel
sorry for you guys. Sorry. But no, sometimes it's just like, Hey, DNA is just, it's just, it is what
(34:41):
it is. It's it's always what do you want to call it? It's just transforming every fucking day.
Like we're I mean, the flu shot just start there.
Like, I mean, I don't know, we can't get into this because I will, we would have like a two
(35:02):
session only Pomona bullets talks about the flu shot and how this shit goes. Do you get the flu
shot by the way? I used to not anymore. I think I did it like maybe 10 or 15 years ago. I did it
two years in a row and then I'm like, Oh, I'm just getting injected with fucking poison. Why would I
want to do that? Get pneumonia walking pneumonia after they are you're gonna know but anytime my
(35:25):
mom got fucking flu shots, she would get sick and I'm like, Well, yeah, it's fucking poison. Hello.
Yeah, stronger. Your body's supposed to like regenerate on its own, but whatever. Yeah,
I'm like, I'm just gonna swim in the fucking dirty ass rivers full of fucking oceans and
shit and just fucking build my tolerance. I don't need a flu shot. Drink some water from the garden
(35:48):
house. Yeah, exactly. I'm just gonna fucking adapt to my environment. I don't need no fucking flu
shot. Fuck you guys. But everybody who gets flu shots, I hope you guys are safe.
Yeah, you can take mine too. Get my free flu shot to your kid. I don't know. I don't do flu shots.
(36:12):
Fuck that. I did a flu shot. I never did a flu shot. And one year. Oh, shit. It was like 20 years ago.
I got the flu shot and I ended up with walking pneumonia. I never even got the flu like that.
Yeah, I would get the flu, but not where I'm trying not to get the flu. I mean, I thought to myself
(36:33):
that, Hey, it's fucking winter. Get the flu. Everybody gets fucking flu. Is this just the fact of
being hot and cold? And I guess Southern Kelly, I guess it's just, yeah, you know, when you're
gonna have fucking allergies or get the fucking flu or it's cold season. So they call it. Yeah.
(36:54):
But don't fuck you with your fucking little egg embryos and injecting the shit and fucking making.
Nah, I ain't putting that shit in me. Fuck you. Get the flu shot. Fuck off.
You got the flu shot. Yeah. And there you go. But up.
But up. So speaking of shots, Pomona bullets. So this earlier this week, I sent Pomona bullets.
(37:19):
It was on my Twitter feed and I will always call it Twitter. I will not call it fucking X
because fuck. Ellen was on my Twitter and it was like maybe 30. I don't know how long it was, but
there was a range of women from the ages of 22 up to 55. And each one was asked how many shots of
Botox they've had and where they got it shot. And some of them looked really fucking well, most of
(37:44):
them look really fucking scary. The 22 year old looked really fucking scary. I'm like, you're
23. Oh my God. What are you, hairline? Oh my God. I'm like, you need a hair.
Tyra Banks, slow it down. Yeah. So my question, Pomona bullets, and to the listeners,
how does getting Botox, first of all, regardless of how many injections you've had,
(38:12):
like some ladies said she had 60 injections, like Pomona bullets shot, 60 injections, 122 injections,
whatever, right? How does this affect giving your man a blow job? Serious fucking question.
Like, I'm pretty sure if your face is frozen, it's going to be kind of hard to
(38:32):
do that. But their lips are juicy. That's college, that's the thing to get collagen.
They have to get, that's a different thing. That's not Botox. I don't even know what that is.
I'm assuming that's a lip, I want to say it's lip injections or lip filler, but I don't think
it's Botox. I want to say it's collagen. I could be wrong though. When you sent me that video,
(38:55):
I had to take my jaw up off of the floor. I was like, and you know, it was funny because
these gals, like you said, their age ranges from, you know, their 20s to, I think the oldest one
was the doctor who was in her 60s or something. And they kept saying, and I just kept thinking,
(39:17):
oh, I'm 23 and I have 18 units. And I'm like, okay, so do you keep that unit injection under
your age? But nope. Then there was that one that was like, I'm 43 and I have 174. And it's like,
wow, what, they all look crazy. They all look just, I don't understand. I don't, I don't know.
(39:43):
It just, it's, it's gross to me. I don't know if everybody thinks that's the new thing,
just like the eyelashes and all this shit. And the, like you said, the lip injections. And now
it's the boat. I understand that there don't get me wrong. There was a time in my life, like last
week, where I have that resting bitch face and I have that little like, I frown a lot. I think I
(40:11):
frown a lot. And I just have that line right between my eyebrows. Oh, I have that too. Yeah,
I have that. Mine is really deep. Yeah, mine too. And I just thought like, well, a little
bowtie right there and just, boom, I'm happy. I just, I don't look so like I'm just this resting
bitch and resting bitch face all the time. I'm always, I, I squint for everything when I don't
(40:32):
have my glasses on. Yeah. And I, when I, when the sun is in my eyes and I still have my sunglasses,
I still squint. I, when some, when I smell something horrid, I'm just like, ew, I'm squinting. It's
like, I just have this ugly face all the time, I guess. But I don't. Yeah. But, but I just smile
(40:54):
and it gets, it gets better. But when I smile, I still see that fucking line right in between my
eyebrows. It's just there. It's just there. Yours isn't there. No, it's there. It's really deep.
Yeah. So I was thinking Botox just inject a little bit. But you know what? Nope. Not after you
(41:17):
sent me that video. I'm like, I'm good. I'm just gonna. I will, I'll put the link now that I'm,
now that I can podcast from my computer and I have it all set up, I'm taking notes. So I will
put that in the fucking show notes with the web link. I sent that to Darcy as well, right? And
she's like, she's like, Medusa, this is why there's no more alpha males in existence.
(41:38):
Because they have to deal with these fucking narcissistic bitches. And that's why they're
cucks and they're beta men now. And I'm like, you know what? Darcy, I love you.
Noted.
Starter, she needs to be on our podcast. Right? She's too busy. She has a life.
Oh, I know. Shit. But I'm like, this is why you gotta, I guess like me and Pomona Bullets
(42:01):
at least since we're older, we're just like, yeah, I'm gonna hang out with guys that are like late
forties on up because I can't deal with the other snowflakes. Yeah, what the hell? Just, it looks
like to me, it looks like your mother put your hair in a fucking ponytail so tight and you're
(42:21):
just like, boom. Just, it hurts. That's what you can't even do.
She looked like she was like the alien that popped out of Sigourney Weaver. Remember the
movie A-Land? Yes. When it popped out of the stomach? That's what she reminded me of. I know
that's rude to say, but I'm like, I don't understand. I told Darcy, I'm like, I don't
(42:43):
understand how these women, especially like the younger ones, why they look in the mirror and
they're like, I think I look good. I'm like, no, you look really fucking scary. Like you
should be in a horror movie with all this shit. You know, there was, I was watching Jeff Godfrey
stand up thing and he was saying that Kim Kardashian was saying that Botox ruined her acting career.
(43:08):
Why? I'm sure she was an actress. Yeah, exactly.
Just how? How? Like all this shit? Like what? What? I don't understand. This Botox shit has
gone out of control. I sound like an old lady just like, no. What are you doing?
(43:33):
But um, yeah, so if you happen to be listening to us, anybody who gets Botox, if you can chime in
and let me know how blowjobs go on your part, or maybe you're not doing what you should, but I
need to know how blowjobs work when your face is frozen. Yeah, well, you know what? My face
is in front of me and I reject blowjobs. Like so. I'm sorry. You want me to kiss you after this?
(44:03):
You're like, sure. Yeah. And if you're down, then oh, you're okay. I don't know. But yeah, I'm old.
I'm tired. We can have fun in other places. Yeah, I already have lockjaw. I have lockjaw,
(44:26):
TMJ. My jaw had to pop it back in place. And yeah. Are you serious? Yes. Yeah. Because you
grind your teeth at night or because you gave way too many blowjobs in your earlier life? No,
it was just, I think it was, I think it actually came from the kickboxing that I'd done and everything
(44:50):
and getting busted up and I, you know, dislocated my jaw and stuff. So basically it's like the
mandibular, which is the bottom portion of your jaw. It's called the mandibular. And so when you
talk, when you eat, the maxillary is the top portion. And there's this little, little gummy
(45:12):
stuff that just like, I don't know what they call it, like the scientific term or whatnot. But if
you get that dislocated, it's like if you chew gum for too long and it's just like you have to spit
it out because it's just, it's hard. It's like you're, so it doesn't, it's not so elastic. So my
jaw just locks sometimes. There is times where I'm trying to eat fucking, it's just cereal,
(45:37):
it's fucking like cinnamon toast crunch. And I'm just trying to go to work and I'm gonna eat and
my jaw just won't, my, my, my teeth, the top and the bottom, the jaw, it just, the mandibular is
the bottom. It just won't go down and I can't even fit the spoon in and it locks and I'm just like,
(45:59):
oh shit. And I have to pop it back and I have like, it's a lot. Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot. TMJ and,
and they, who knows, I snore and grind my teeth. I'm just a fucking hot mess. So, um, yeah, yeah,
I deal with that. So I'm just like, listen, bro, I'm not, I'm not sucking it unless you have a
(46:23):
fucking like a straw dick or some shit. Like, I don't know. And then you were with me. So there.
Yeah, I'm just like, but you know, I can't just, just, but you know, I got other tricks in my bag,
but I'm sucking that nasty fucking one-eyed snake. No, thank you. And plus I love my teeth
(46:45):
and I love my, my mouth. Like I really do and it's sacred. My, my, my, my, my, my,
who, huh, maybe not so much, but, but my mouth is.
It's fucking hot in here. I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm dying.
(47:07):
I'm like, oh gosh, oh my gosh, what do we do? What do we do?
No worries. So, um, I talked to my, um, I'm a writer for, for the listeners. I'm a writer for
EDM house network. And so, um, I messaged my boss earlier this week. Um, I'm like, hey,
the DJ or the producer blueprint, can I get, if I get an interview with him, um, can I put it on
(47:28):
or can I post it as an article on the, on your website? And he's like, yeah, sure. That sounds
good. I like his music. He's like, but I can't offer, he said he can't offer something. It's like,
it's only for the major artists and I'm like, our producers. And I'm like, I don't even know what
you're talking about, but that's cool. And if you were to reject me, I would have did the interview
anyways and put it on my fucking blog. So after I told him that, even say anything, I'm like,
(47:55):
maybe I should not talk like that. A and B, I don't want to like overstep my overstep. You know
what I'm talking about? So I don't know. I sent my, and I really like blueprints. So I sent him
the interview questions and hopefully he'll get it on me to ask him. I didn't give him a deadline.
So hopefully in the next two weeks, so I can get that up on, um, EDM house network.
(48:17):
Yeah, yo, yeah, your executive decisions should just be kept to yourself.
Yeah, right. Thank you, HR.
Because now I am.
All right, Pomona Bullets, you got anything else?
I really don't. I was just, um, so this morning I woke up like, well, first I always wake up
(48:45):
thinking, who am I? Where am I? Am I at work? I don't know. Is it because I get one day off a week
lately? And so I woke up like, oh, legit. I'm legit. I legit don't work today. So, um, I was going to
(49:05):
wash my car today. And so yesterday I worked and I went to Lowe's and I, um, bought like the car
cleaning everything, just whatever, like the chamois, whatever. I bought some more. Just, I just bought
whatever because I just paid off my, my little Lowe's rewards card and, um, yeah, it's a pretty
(49:26):
high balance. Okay, you cut out. I don't like debt. Oh, can you hear me? No, I thought you cut out. I'm
like, I, you went on you to get your phone cut out. So, but you're there. Okay. So I buy the
car wash stuff and I decide to buy, um, a screen door for my sliding glass doors, the ones that
(49:48):
goes outside where the barbecue and the spa and stuff. I don't have that screen door. You know?
You remember when you were here? Yeah, I know. Yeah. So I decided to buy a screen door.
Holy shit. Tell me why I thought that mother F I was going to fit in my freaking Jeep.
(50:10):
Hmm. Yeah. I drove home. That shit was just, it was blocking my rear view, it was blocking my
side view, it was blocking my camera. It was hitting me. Uh-huh. But it fit. Oh, well, it fit, but I
was like, this bitch, it better not rip the screen. Like I was just, oh my gosh, it was horrible. It
(50:32):
was a horrible drive home. I get this shit out. I'm like, yes, I'm going to do this. But you know
what? I always say I'm going to do stuff and I buy all these things and it just sits there
because I'm like, this is a man's job. I'm sure there's somebody in your neighborhood or whatever,
just, um, that'll do it for you. Yeah. Well, I'm not that type of gal that just says, um,
(50:57):
damsel and distress, please help. Like, I just like, fuck this shit. I'm going to YouTube it.
I'm going to figure it out. And I asked my boss, I said, if it doesn't fucking fit, if it doesn't
fucking work, they're all 48 hours to return. I said, oh, I go, so what happens if I sell that
shit? And I'm like, oh, okay. But don't get me wrong. Kudos to Lowe's. I got like a fucking $200
(51:25):
screen door for $120. So thank you. Yeah, it was pretty awesome. Pretty cool. I'm just like, yay.
I'm ready. So today, when I woke up, I'm just like, I am fucking ready. I am tired of just being
down in the dumps. I did my yoga. I got my ukulele. I toned it. Like, I tuned it. Excuse me.
(51:49):
I tuned it. And I was like, wow, it's really off tune. And I'm trying to play
some little chords and I'm just like, wow, my fingers are not gonna allow me to do this.
Oh, what about a guitar pick? I have a guitar pick. It's not, it's not the strumming that's an issue.
(52:13):
It's the keys. Oh, okay, got it, got it, got it. Yeah. And you know, I broke the ring finger.
Yeah. And it's my left hand. So I was like, I don't really need you. But yeah, I do.
When I'm trying to strum with my right and do the notes or the keys or whatever you want to call it,
like I would say the notes on the uke or a guitar or whatever, you have to use your left hand to
(52:42):
do. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense now because when you were telling or when you showed me earlier,
I was just like, why don't you just use the guitar pick but I get it. Yeah. It's like,
I can strum all day long, but it's like, it sounds like shit. And I was trying to do a bunch of
(53:02):
yeah, and I was like, Oh gosh, I could do C. I could do E. I could do F, G and all those other
ones. I'm like, no, oh man, I'm just I'm all busted up. I'm busted up. And I'm like, but you
know what, I can I still play the piano. So maybe I'll just bust out my piano. Just sorry,
Yook, I'm just gonna put you back up on the wall.
(53:28):
And I'll admire you from afar. Yes. Yep. But it's just, it was it was good because I
decided like I was trying I but I could still do the little super chords and I it's funny because I
was watching okay, I'm just gonna segue into this really quick. So my brother was telling me that
(53:51):
my cousin there's always cousins and aunties and everybody that I just don't know and in Hawaii.
And my cousin wanted to speak to me and it was my cousin Roy. And he's he's a good guy. He's like
the best fucking you know what if I can get him on the podcast and I'm sure he would. It would be
(54:14):
amazing. He has he has a board shop. He's an older gentleman. Late 50s, maybe early 60s.
But he did have a stroke. And he yeah, diabetes, you know, that's that's that's common thing
(54:35):
within the culture. But he's he's the most gentle beast and funny AF like I swear like,
I think the funny shit just runs in my family. We like we just got jokes for days like all of us.
It's so fucking funny. And I just want to just say a shout out. I spoke with him last night.
(55:00):
And he's doing well. He's but he does do he does have he said that he was a movie star.
And I said you were a movie star and I thought to myself, come on Roy movie star, shut the
fuck up a fucking movie star. And he's like, yeah, I was on YouTube for a while. And yeah, and I was
(55:20):
like, no, Roy, you are not on YouTube. I don't even know. But again, I'm not on lines like that.
So I don't look for shit like that. I don't say this. What says YouTube handle or his YouTube channel?
Um, you know what? I I know we will we call him brought up brought up B R A D D A Roy,
(55:44):
just far away. But it's a like Aloha love. And he always does one pigeon word. And he always
tries to tell you like how we talk in the islands just pigeon. He was talking about the
menahoonie that it was like a little folklore. But then again, from Hawaii with brought up.
(56:11):
He is amazing. And he's like, I haven't been haven't been a movie star for five years.
He's telling me this yesterday. And he is funny because I don't know. He's he's not big. It's just
whatever. But recent videos, but he's still on YouTube. Yeah. Yeah, he's still there. And he's
like, I was a movie star. And he's just embracing the fact that, you know, we're we're gonna meet
(56:38):
everybody's gonna meet. And we're gonna greet death. That's how we call it in our culture. It's
just you're it's not a bad thing. It's sometimes like, oh, too, too soon. We say too soon. Sometimes
when it's too soon. But it's always like, hey, we're gonna meet and greet. And it's just another
(57:01):
way that we just accept it. Everybody's gonna do it. Everybody's gonna have that passage one day.
And so he's not he wasn't doing so good. But it was just like, I really want to give a shout
out to him. I didn't know that he was doing these YouTube videos. And I just mad respect. I love
(57:24):
him. And I hope I can see him before, you know, shit goes down. I don't say I like that you will.
I will. I will get out there. There you go. All right. On that note, you have any parting words
for our listeners? Come on, I just hope that everybody just hangs on with us as we transition
(57:50):
into these new little platforms and our new style. So there's a lot of things that are going to be
coming out and coming up with our clink clink gang and stuff. And I just hope that everybody just
continues to push forward and continues to subscribe and love us. Love me. Don't hate me. Yeah, please.
(58:18):
All right. And I wish everybody a good week. Next week, me and Pomona Bones, we won't be
live, but we're going to do videos. So we'll figure that out. I figured it out, but we'll figure it
out. And so it'll be more smoother or whatever. But at least I can chop it up or I guess I can edit
better now that it's on my PC and not my phone. Yes. Everybody give them a juice of Bush of Love.
(58:43):
I don't know. She's like trying to pull teeth from me. And I were like, nah, nah, not happening.
But you know what? I pull teeth if you want to sign up for the tooth implants if I pull them.
I need to sign up for the tooth implants so that you can have many to pull from.
Yeah. All right, guys, have a good week. We are out. Peace. Peace.
Good day, Bestie. Happy fucking Sunday. Good afternoon, Bestie. How do I sound? You sound
(00:11):
pretty normal. No, you sound good. I know you're working with a new thing. Yeah. Yeah, for our listeners,
we're on our new platform and we are going to try and do video next Sunday. So we're
still working it out, but we're on the new platform. Thank God it took a little bit to
figure out, but here we are. Yeah, don't get too excited listeners. Okay, Pomona Bullets. So I've
(00:42):
been talking Pomona Bullets since last fucking night. Yesterday, the Southern California Edison,
it's all a fucking scam. Let's start there. They cut our power for a brown out around right before
6pm. That shit did not come back until 1.15 this fucking morning. And it was only 98 degrees
yesterday, and it was fucking hot in the house once it went off. So here we are. Wow, summer.
(01:10):
Sounds like you guys are like an African shit where they do those like power outage, like they
try to conserve energy and shit. Exactly. Blackouts and stuff. I don't know. At least Oregon, it's
weather approved. Right. It's all a fucking lie. It's a fucking scam. So I looked up Las Vegas,
(01:30):
because Las Vegas is like 112 degrees today. And I'm like, does Las Vegas or Nevada in general
have a brown out? Specifically Las Vegas? Of course not. It's a rare occurrence. And I'm like,
mm-hmm, fucking scam. Fuck you Southern California Edison. And now they're just going to raise the
rates more because it's summertime. So they're calling it brown outs? Yeah, that's what they call
(01:54):
it, brown outs. And they said something, they didn't have an actual reason on their website.
They normally do, if I'm not mistaken. Or they provide an email with an explanation of what was,
I guess, what the problem was. But I haven't gotten anything and whatever. So the problem is
the world is overpopulated. You know what? How are you going to get it? Thank you. Yeah. Yeah. This
(02:21):
is insane. They're like, and the explanation is Big Brother said we can't say so. Right. So we're
just going to do this so we can, you guys can comply, but not really comply and make the world a
hotter place. Yeah. That's all about the, you know, yeah, I'm just going to shut up.
(02:44):
That was my rant. And you know what? Okay. So for the listeners,
Binoid Company, I want to say is who I ordered my mushrooms through. Mushrooms through.
They're not psychoactive, but I've been on the mushroom thing and I'm loving it. However,
when they sent me my actual order, this is my second time ordering with them,
I ordered other stuff, everything mushroom. Why did A, they fucked up my order? B, I sent a picture
(03:09):
and I emailed them. I'm like, Hey, you guys sent me THC. Like, what the fuck am I supposed to do
with this? I don't do THC. Well, guess what? I talked to the Mona bullets all night last night
because I had nothing else better to do since the car was out. And I'm like, maybe I should take this
because Binoid already shipped out my replacement mushroom chocolate bar. So that's on its way.
(03:34):
But I'm like, I don't do THC and they're like, just keep the fucking bottle. I'm like, okay,
so I talked to Mona bullets and Pima on a bullet. So it's like, yeah, just fucking take a gummy.
And she's like, you have a high tolerance to everything. You probably won't feel it. Well,
you know what? I didn't feel it, Pima on a bullets, but the help the home alarm kept going on and off
when they were, I guess, fixing the, they're trying to restore the power. So it always like
(04:00):
reset or whatever and simply say on that's what it kept fucking saying, like on and off. So I'm
like, Oh, I guess I fucking dozed off. I woke up like after midnight, like the last time I talked to
you after that, I dozed off on the couch and just my fucking chones and no fucking top with the
fucking windows open and the front door. Nope. Nope. Fucks. But I woke up and I'm like, Holy
(04:23):
shit. I fucking knocked out and I woke up this morning and I was kind of, I wasn't groggy, but
my body was like really relaxed and I'm like, Oh, this is not going to work for me.
That will just slow me down. But I had a good, I wouldn't have been able to knock out in this
fucking hot house, hot ass house without power if I didn't have that T.H.C. in me. So thank you,
(04:46):
Pomona Bullets. Dr. Pomona Bullets. You know what? I'm Dr. Green thumb. I guess. But these
millennials that make all these little edibles and shit, like, I don't know, I'm a flower girl, but
but honestly, I really was like, Yeah, I encouraged Medusa. Just just try it. And I did. We have, we
(05:11):
were up there in our age, but you know, we're still fire. And but we've been around the block a
couple of times. So I know she has a high tolerance. You anybody can say, Oh, I'm going to drink Medusa
or Pomona Bullets on your table. We can, that's our, that's our like, our chart. Yeah, that's that.
(05:32):
Yeah, we can be like, Oh, I'm sure now that well, I don't know. I'm, I'm, I poured tequila. I asked
Pomona Bullets before we logged on. I'm like, Are you drinking? She's like, Yeah, it's brunch.
And I'm like, All right, fuck it. Tequila it is. So I've a shot of tequila and then my crystal
light with vodka because it's fucking hot outside. Girl, I was like, Johnny Walker, hello. And excuse
(05:57):
me. I know, but I have my matcha green tea almond latte as well. Look, you're back. You're hydrating
and libating at the same time. Good girl. Good girl. You know how we roll. So that's right.
That's my brunch. But I'm glad that you actually, so I was trying to explain to you that it,
it sometimes you eat these gummies and you're just like, I don't feel shit. And
(06:23):
it just creeps up on you. So it kind of depends because then you're just like drooling all over
your pillow and your logs, you know, if I did that with no air and no electricity, can you imagine?
Yeah, on the couch. Yeah. Yeah. Um, no. I wake up sometimes I'm like, Damn, why is it just yikes?
(06:49):
No, this is all bad. I only change my sheets twice a month. I'm lazy like that.
Well, you don't have you don't sleep with the dogs. So that's understandable. I change them
every week because my puppy sleeps with me and that's just needs to be changed.
(07:10):
Yeah. See, that's another thing. Just yes. But there's times where I so I have a plethora of
these gummies. And what's the brand you buy? So, oh, geez, I'm all doing. Yeah. Now that we're on
this new platform, I can probably add pictures. Oh, no, we're not doing the only one. But when we
(07:34):
do video, yeah, not today. So the next time or whenever we do video, probably next week,
fingers crossed, Pomona bullets. Yes. We can add pictures or water. You can put on a mask,
a Corona mask, if you don't want to like put your makeup on or whatever, you can be in just total
(07:56):
disguise. We should have disguised it. That would be great too. Like we would just dress up like,
you know, like we would, I would come to your place and we would just fucking do whatever. And
one day we'll draw like doing 80s and then we should do that. And that'll give me excuse to buy
shit that I would never use except I guess for a podcast video recording. All the Maudi grass beads.
(08:20):
Yeah, but they're called drops here that I buy. I prefer that brand. This called drops.
Drops. Like raindrops. And it's, it's, they're super cool because they give this little QR code
and you can scan it and you can see exactly what you're doing, what the level is, what all this
(08:42):
and it's so God, me and technology, I we're not friends, but it's pretty cool. It's pretty cool.
And it'll tell you an energy level. Like, Hey, are you trying to just be creative? Are you trying
to like go to sleep? Are you trying to, you know, don't take this one if you're trying to drive,
(09:06):
like hence go to sleep or whatever. But yeah, I like them. I like the creative ones because it
kind of just mellows me out to the point where I don't even take them. And they're like little tiny,
like little sugar cubes. And I'll just bite half of it so I can kind of find my way and see if it's
(09:29):
going to work for me or not. Like, I don't know. I mean, I have to take my kid to karate. I got to,
I got to wash the dishes. I got to cook dinner. I got to go grocery shopping. So there's, I get a
little nervous because I don't know. I'm so old school where it's just, I don't know. But it's, I, I can't.
(09:50):
But these ones are really, really cool. They tell you exactly what it is. You really have to look
it up and find out the milligrams and stuff that it has and find out your own tolerance as well.
So that's what you meant last night. You're like, I looked up your square and it's like whatever
milligrams. I'm like, okay, that's cool. Well, I thought I was like, holy shit, dude, you're
(10:14):
fucking 220. I was like, Oh, that's the whole fucking bag. That's like a dose. You know,
I know, I know what you're talking about. Okay. Cause I'm like, okay.
And I was like, are you good? Take another one.
That's what you meant. Okay. Well, it knocked me out and I wasn't planning to knock out,
but I'm glad I did. Cause you always wake up, but you feel gruggie, but to me, I'm like, I,
(10:39):
I feel like I just, I, it's called a waking bake. But once you are erect and you're walking around,
you're brushing your teeth, you're washing your face, doing whatever your routine is,
you, it, it dies off. And then you're ready to go for the day sober.
Fight the world. Um, yeah, all good.
(11:00):
Or I guess if you're doing mushrooms and fucking weed, it's called California sober. That means,
um, you don't drink alcohol or do other drugs. It's just, I guess weed. If I'm saying that correctly,
I don't know. I'm sure somebody's going to correct me on that, but California sober is like no
alcohol. And I want to say no hard drugs is just like weed. Oh yeah. Yeah. I, I believe that. That's
(11:24):
been for like 50 years now. There you go. But we're, we're going to perfect our perfection. And, uh,
we're going to get this because, you know, life is tough. Everybody, but you know, you don't,
you don't have to lean on anything, but there's things to help. And it's not called fentanyl.
(11:48):
It's not called crack, not called Coke. It's not called any of that shit. We can just do it from
the earth, even though they just make these gummies and shit. It's like, why do you make it so sour
and so yummy? I'm like, this is delicious. I remember one time I bought this fucking thing from
when I was in SoCal and it was called a Scooby snack. And it was one of those cookies that are,
(12:14):
um, what are those sugar cookies with the cinnamon on it, the snickerdoodles or whatever?
Yeah, snickerdoodles. Yeah, there you go. I bought one. I was like, whoa, but Scooby, the dog from
Scooby-Doo was on there, but his eyes were just bloodshot. And I was like, wow, that doesn't look
(12:35):
good. Like, I don't, I don't want to do all of that. But anyways, I bought it. I took a little bite
and I was like, this shit is so good. This tastes delicious. This is so delicious. And, um, I didn't
really read the directions and shit. And I was just like, ended up eating maybe half of this cookie
(12:56):
that was probably the size of the circumference of a softball. And I ate half of it. I was throwing
up. I was at a hotel. I was throwing up in the planters that they had. I couldn't even get to my
room. I felt so, man, it was bad. It was bad. I don't know what the fuck that was. Like, seriously,
(13:19):
I'm Islander. This would be in my blood. I was like, yeah, what the hell was that? It was crazy.
But I ended up figuring out all I need is a little bite. And all I have to do is wait. I need some
patience. You just need to wait about an hour and it'll kick in. So it's weird when you digest this
(13:45):
shit. Usually I'm just like, I'm gonna smoke that shit. I'm high. Um, no, no, when you eat these
gummies or you eat these edibles and all this and that, like, I don't know, you have to, you have to
like just wait. And I just feel like I take a little bite and I'm just waiting. I set a little alarm.
I'm just like so old. Just waiting.
(14:07):
Yeah, exactly. You're like, I need the snail. I need the dopey rush now.
Yeah, we're in the now generation. So I need it now. Now. There's no more fax machines. There's no
more snail mail. I need it now. Instant results. There you go. Right. Okay. Come on. So I'm here
(14:29):
to tell you McDonald's, you know, McDonald's has different, I guess when they're in other countries,
they have like different types of food offerings. Yes. Okay. So on Instagram, McDonald's in Canada,
all the, I guess all the McDonald's in Canada, they have a ramen McShaker fries.
(14:52):
Ramen McShaker fries in Canada. You would think that would be Hawaii first.
Right? And it's so it's ramen flavored with a blend of miso, soy, sesame, cayenne, pepper,
and chili. And I'm like, damn, if they, I would actually get back on French fries if they offered
that down here. Because it sounds pretty fucking good. You know what? I kind of, why the fuck,
(15:17):
Canada? Why? Exactly. Why? And all people like Canada would never eat wrong or I don't know,
maybe because it's winter up there and in the wintertime, but that's what it said on Instagram.
And I'm like, and that looked pretty good. I'll send you the link. And I guess I'll put it in the
show notes, but I was just like, why can't they offer that shit here in like the United States?
Like, why is it always like in some odd country and Canada's not really odd, but I mean, some
(15:42):
off country, that's not the United States where this shit would fucking fly here in the United
States. I would, I want to say, but well, I'm West Coast, maybe, maybe maybe on the West and the
East Coast. Oh, yeah, you're right. Not like the Midwest or whatever. So yeah, it's funny because
okay, so my brother comes to the mainland, America, the mainland, but Hawaii is part or whatever.
(16:09):
But back in the day, he was maybe, I don't know, 12 or so. And I don't know, I'm like,
I'm in Pampers, not Pampers early, but I mean, I'm like four or five, I don't know. And he, we go to
McDonald's and he's asking for a rice patty and Hawaiian punch and me and my other siblings who
(16:35):
were born in the mainland and Son and Kelly, whatever. We're like, yeah, chicken nuggets and
honey sauce, that stupid fake honey shit and all this stuff. And we're like Hawaiian punch,
rice patty, like, what are you talking about? He's like, what do you mean you guys don't have that?
(16:56):
Your friends don't have that. But when I went to Hawaii, I'm like, oh, snap. Their menu is completely
different. Yes, they serve Hawaiian punch. You don't get like, you get Pepsi or Coke, Hawaiian punch
or Sprite. Hawaiian punch is the fave and high C, high C. The orange flavor. Yeah. Yeah.
(17:24):
Did your mom growing up or maybe your dad, did they ever like, when my mom would have
her friends over and they would have like whatever they do their Bible study, I would assume,
she would bring out her punch bowl and she would fill it with Hawaiian punch, make the juice,
and then she'd also put like seven up in it and ice cream, I guess. Yes, that's sherbet ice cream.
(17:46):
Yes. And then it would be like a drink and I'm like, that's the only way I could drink or I like
sherbet ice cream because I fuck that shit just is so disgusting on its own. I don't do nothing.
Okay, so maybe that is an Islander thing. I didn't even think about it that way because I never saw
a like white people do that when I went to my friend's house. So that explains it.
(18:11):
I had that for my birthday once and I was just like, what's the F? It was like the little phone
Yes, it looks like disgusting, but when you make this weather it tastes fucking phenomenal.
It's punch. We're celebrating. What do you mean? You don't like this? This is like amazing. It's a
celebration. Right? I guess it's an Islander thing like Filipinos Island like Pacific Islanders has
(18:40):
to be has to be has to be because you're right. I've never went to a Caucasian and I'm half
Caucasian. I've never been to like a full Caucasian family who said, hey, come to my birthday party
and they had that punch bowl. Never. In fact, no other families that I ever went to for a party
had a fucking punch bowl. Let's start there. What's a ladle and the paper cups on the side?
(19:05):
And my mom's fruit punch bowl and she had the fruit punch or the fruit punch bowl and then she had
the matching cups. It was a whole set. It was all like with the frosted fucking glass. Little glass,
little little cups, little mugs. And they're like barely it's like an espresso cup. Like you could have
like maybe a sip of fucking punch. God, I love you Pomona bullets. Good times, man. Good times.
(19:30):
And I had a look. I just Googled it. So the official name, I guess, at least on Google, it says it's
the name of this drink is Rainbur, I'm sorry, Rainbow Sherbert Punch. Well, hey, we're in June. So
let's do this. Everybody. You know what? If we did that Pomona bullets, I'd have to throw in some
a lot like a liter of vodka. Oh, no shit. I make that like some jungle juice shit. Like
(19:55):
that. I don't know. And I was like, and then minus the sherbert.
Yeah, minus the sherbert. Let's replace that with vodka. Please.
Put that in my flask.
All right. Here's my latte. While you're watching your son do karate karate. Yeah.
(20:26):
Oh shit. Speaking of that, the other day I was dropping off my son at karate and I'm doing like
an illegal, I guess, stop, whatever. It's not. I didn't think it was that too illegal. So anyways,
I'm just going to the front of the dojo. I tell my son, hurry up, get out. He's doing
(20:47):
sparring. He has all this stuff. Yeah. And I put my emergency lights on just like I'm just here for
a second. I know I'm blocking driveways and whatnot, but I'm here for not even a minute.
So I put my emergencies on and blah, blah, blah. My son grabs his gear. He gets out. He's like,
all right, mom, go, go, go. And I was like, all right, see you and now I'm taking off. Why
(21:11):
is there a cop right behind me with those lights on? Are you there? And I said, oh,
shit. And then my son turns and he looks at me and he says, you can be okay. I don't know.
I mean, I have my tags are legit. Everything's good. Like I don't know. I mean,
come on of all of you cut out. So start over because the listeners need to hear.
(21:34):
Okay. So I'm going to begin. I was dropping my son off at karate and I pulled to,
I did a park that like I'm blocking driveways per se. It was going to be a minute drop off. My
son's going to jump out. I put my emergency lights on. I'm just like, hurry up and get out.
(21:55):
My son gets out. Wasn't even a minute. Why does my son, well, why he's walking away and
there's a cop behind me and he turns on his lights. What? Yeah. And I wasn't even there for 30
seconds even, but I put on my emergencies like, you know, I'm just letting people know like,
(22:19):
I know this is illegal. I shouldn't be driving driveways and stuff, but it's I'm just dropping
my son off, whatever. And I, my son looks at me and says, are you going to be okay?
Oh, you're in the car? No, he was already walking to the dojo. Oh, okay. And he just kind of turned
(22:41):
and looked and saw the cop car behind me, the lights on his shit. And I'm like, oh my gosh.
But I wasn't blocking traffic. I was blocking driveway, a driveway. So I was like, oh,
this is going to be a good day. Fuck me. But I decide to turn off my hazards and I just drive up
(23:06):
and I'm like, okay, I'll pull over to a safe spot, I guess. And isn't that what you're supposed to do
when you're getting pulled over or whatever? Yeah, I do that all the time with my hands. Well,
I don't do I don't get pulled over all the time. But when I hear yes, and have my hands at 10 and
two, I was like, well, let me just move from these driveways and go to a side where I can just pull
(23:27):
over, I guess the fucking cop just pulls up and he slows down and he just waves high and keeps going.
And I'm like, are you super troopers? Yeah, I'm like, are you fucking kidding me, Rook?
You fucking Rook, you fucking asshole. But I do know the guy. I was just like, you know what?
(23:53):
You better. I don't know.
You put my my heart in my stomach, bro. Like, come on, the hell. I'm a fucking good citizen.
Taking my kid to karate. Leave me alone. But it was a little scary. And my son's like, oh my god,
(24:14):
mom, no. I'm good, dude. I'm good, bro. I'm good. Yeah, that was just my little stupid ass story
from fucking like a couple days ago. Shit. Well, good. Yeah, I'm glad I'm good. I'm just gonna take
it because I'm like, what the fuck, bro? You're just she's just dropping off her kid. Yeah. And
(24:34):
it's like, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Because these Oregonians, it's fucking suns out guns out you.
I don't know. Like, it's just they call in sick because they, you know, yeah, I don't know.
These people is like the sun, which I get because it's what we get sun three months out of the
fucking year. It's horrible. I can't wait till my son graduates high school on fucking outies.
(25:02):
Yeah, I'm not gonna be here. Not with these spiders, not with these snakes, not with the
frogs. Like I'm just ready to have all these things. They just yuck. It's not me. I'm a city girl
or an island girl. I'd rather deal with geckos, excuse me, crabs, just spiders for sure.
(25:28):
Do you have mosquitoes in your area because it's so warm? Oh my gosh. Yes. Okay, that's what I got.
And don't get me wrong. That's across the globe, I guess, but the environment and everything. But
here it's just like, I don't like the snakes and the nutria and this, you know, I just don't like
(25:51):
change. And I don't want to learn about your guys' critters. I'd rather go home. I'd just
rather go home. Fuck your coyotes and stuff. I don't know. It's pretty funny because I, you know
what, honestly, I don't think there's coyotes in Hawaii. Well, it's fucking segregated by,
(26:12):
it's called segregated by body of water known as the Pacific Ocean. Yeah, but we got cows and
chickens. They ship those motherfuckers over. Yeah, exactly. So speaking of coyotes last week,
I've been walking, but a PSA for dog owners, if it's over 80 degrees, do not walk your dog on
(26:34):
pavement. I see so many fucking people do that here. And I want to take my pistol out and shoot
you guys because that's animal cruelty. Put your dog in a fucking stroller like I do and walk them
to the park or stroll them to the park and then let them play on the grass or put them in your
fucking car. Do not be rude to or cruel to your animals. On that note, last, this past week,
(26:56):
I was coming back from the park with Fenway. I had her in the stroller and normally I only see
coyotes like at night or like really early in the morning or like, um, yeah, late at night or
early in the morning. That's when they're out, I guess, looking for food. Sure. Why was there a
fucking coyote two houses down sitting on the grass like a fucking dog? I didn't see it. I'm
(27:18):
walking, I'm walking Fenway up in her stroller and all of a sudden it darts out and looks at us.
And I'm like, the fuck is going on? Am I like in a horror flick? And then it just kept going.
The pause are too hot. Right. That's probably why good. I wish it would just fucking burn.
You know, I fucking hate coyotes, but yeah, what the fuck? Do you, you probably,
(27:44):
and they're scrawny now. I don't know, like when you were growing up, because I remember growing
up the coyotes were like really full, but the ones down here are extra scrawny. So I don't,
I guess they're not getting their fucking food. That's why they're coming down.
Yeah. Right. And then, um, so the week before last, this past week, I took Fenway out like
(28:05):
at four a.m. for her first walk and we're walking and I hold the close like really tight and
close to me. So, um, that way I can snatch her up if I need to. Why was there a coyote fucking
following? Like it was just legit following us when it's locked eyes on Fenway. I was just like,
it was walking to the right. So I walked to the left and then it started, it just kept fucking
falling. I'm like, you know, I guess we're not going to the bathroom right now. Let's go back
(28:27):
inside. Oh, it's so goddamn annoying. Are they, is there fires right now? And, uh, you know what,
there was one last week and not in like right where I'm at, but you could smell it and there
was like, there was ash all over my car when I woke up the next morning. Well, then there you go.
The coyotes and all that shit, they just come down. They're like, help. Yeah. Well, I didn't think
(28:51):
about it that way too. And then we have all the bears here that, um, yeah, just like to look through
our trash cans seriously. They're like, our whole, our whole home was burnt the fuck down. So we're
just going to see what you guys are wasting. We're moving land, their, their natural habitat to
build new fucking homes. How about that? Oh, I hate people. Welcome to the I Hope People podcast
(29:17):
featuring, but we're going to do some Pomona bullets. I love you guys, but I just, I don't know,
just stop procreating, please. I actually have notes for today. Um, great. So remember, I don't
know, I know we talked about this twice already. And I guess this is going to be the third time.
(29:40):
Tooth implants. There's been an update on tooth implants. Pomona. Oh, no. It is scheduled for
the first human trial starting in September. And the trial is going to take place at Kyoto University
in Japan, of course. And this drug obviously is going to regenerate teeth. It's going to be a trial
(30:01):
on 30 males who are missing at least one molar. It is going to be administrated via IV. And before
the trial, it was originally tested on ferrets and rats with no significant side effects.
I put emphasis on no significant. Now, did they list the side effects? Of course they didn't.
(30:23):
But no significant. I put that in bold and italics. Yeah, there's, yeah, you're going to have like your
fucking central, which is basically the, the two, like your little gopher, your little rabbit teeth,
the two that you, the people, the most population just floss is the middle to get the cilantro or
(30:44):
whatever the fuck out of those two fucking teeth are going to grow to be like a beaver.
Oh my God, I'm so curious. I fucking love you. I want to floss everything. I just need to get the
one with the broccoli. I just need to get this fucking food out of my teeth so people can stop
telling me I got broccoli in my teeth or cilantro or whatever the fuck you ate. Like,
(31:07):
because everybody says, oh, he's in the front. Nobody fucking flosses the back.
Assholes. Oh my fucking God. And that's why they have to get their molars fucking.
Now you're going to be a shark grill with your fucking. You're going to. This is amazing.
(31:28):
This is amazing. This is amazing news to me. And I just love how people are just fucking
shit holes that just fucking do this for a dollar. Like, this is great. I'll do this for a tooth.
Yeah. And then you're going to get cancer, colon cancer, fucking who knows who knows what the
fuck you're going to get depression, thoughts of suicide. Who knows? But you're going to have a
(31:52):
tooth, but you're going to have a tooth and you're going to be able to eat. But have you not ate
this whole time? Like, fuck it. Who cares? Fuck you missing a tooth. Who cares? You can still
fucking eat some fucking oatmeal. Right. Right. You're in Japan.
(32:13):
Water in the blender.
Fucking idiots. But I'll do it for a dollar.
Okay. So now that we're talking about teeth, you know, like,
have you, I'm sure you've heard of this because you're like, you're a lot younger than me,
but still, like, you know, when people get like, they have tumors in their stomach or whatever,
(32:34):
and they have them removed and then it has like fucking teeth and fucking hair.
Absolutely. Yes. It's so fuck. I don't know. I need to look that up and see why it does that.
Like, was it trying to make a baby even though it wasn't a baby? Oh, it was. Yes. It was like a
twin that should have been and that other fetus just, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Don't GTS that shit.
(32:59):
You're gonna fucking have nightmares. Just don't. Well, just seeing like that shit from before,
even the internet was around. Like you see them on the newspapers or time or whatever,
Newsweek or whatever growing up, you'd see like the, I guess, the pictures that they took in the
hospital or whatever. And I'm just like, that thing is disgusting. Like it has, it's like a growth,
but it has human hair and fucking teeth. Yeah. It was a twin should have been a twin.
(33:24):
And that's what I keep saying. And I will say it again, people need a license to drive a car.
They need a license to fish that you should have a fucking license to procreate. Like just you,
not everybody should be able to. I mean, I mean, you should. But I mean, if you're gonna just raise
(33:50):
a, I don't know, it's just so bad. I love, you know what, I hate the human race, but I love the
human race because I am the human race, but fucking a dude. Seriously. This is nuts. But yeah,
that's that's so crazy that it is they have teeth, hair. Yeah. It's like these tumors are legit
(34:14):
real. Maybe it might not only just be like, Oh, you could have been a twin and then everybody
gets all depressed and gets on Prozac and said I had a twin and the teeth came out of me and
whatever. I'm just so sensitive and fucking whatever. I don't know. But you know, I do feel
sorry for you guys. Sorry. But no, sometimes it's just like, Hey, DNA is just, it's just, it is what
(34:41):
it is. It's it's always what do you want to call it? It's just transforming every fucking day.
Like we're I mean, the flu shot just start there.
Like, I mean, I don't know, we can't get into this because I will, we would have like a two
(35:02):
session only Pomona bullets talks about the flu shot and how this shit goes. Do you get the flu
shot by the way? I used to not anymore. I think I did it like maybe 10 or 15 years ago. I did it
two years in a row and then I'm like, Oh, I'm just getting injected with fucking poison. Why would I
want to do that? Get pneumonia walking pneumonia after they are you're gonna know but anytime my
(35:25):
mom got fucking flu shots, she would get sick and I'm like, Well, yeah, it's fucking poison. Hello.
Yeah, stronger. Your body's supposed to like regenerate on its own, but whatever. Yeah,
I'm like, I'm just gonna swim in the fucking dirty ass rivers full of fucking oceans and
shit and just fucking build my tolerance. I don't need a flu shot. Drink some water from the garden
(35:48):
house. Yeah, exactly. I'm just gonna fucking adapt to my environment. I don't need no fucking flu
shot. Fuck you guys. But everybody who gets flu shots, I hope you guys are safe.
Yeah, you can take mine too. Get my free flu shot to your kid. I don't know. I don't do flu shots.
(36:12):
Fuck that. I did a flu shot. I never did a flu shot. And one year. Oh, shit. It was like 20 years ago.
I got the flu shot and I ended up with walking pneumonia. I never even got the flu like that.
Yeah, I would get the flu, but not where I'm trying not to get the flu. I mean, I thought to myself
(36:33):
that, Hey, it's fucking winter. Get the flu. Everybody gets fucking flu. Is this just the fact of
being hot and cold? And I guess Southern Kelly, I guess it's just, yeah, you know, when you're
gonna have fucking allergies or get the fucking flu or it's cold season. So they call it. Yeah.
(36:54):
But don't fuck you with your fucking little egg embryos and injecting the shit and fucking making.
Nah, I ain't putting that shit in me. Fuck you. Get the flu shot. Fuck off.
You got the flu shot. Yeah. And there you go. But up.
But up. So speaking of shots, Pomona bullets. So this earlier this week, I sent Pomona bullets.
(37:19):
It was on my Twitter feed and I will always call it Twitter. I will not call it fucking X
because fuck. Ellen was on my Twitter and it was like maybe 30. I don't know how long it was, but
there was a range of women from the ages of 22 up to 55. And each one was asked how many shots of
Botox they've had and where they got it shot. And some of them looked really fucking well, most of
(37:44):
them look really fucking scary. The 22 year old looked really fucking scary. I'm like, you're
23. Oh my God. What are you, hairline? Oh my God. I'm like, you need a hair.
Tyra Banks, slow it down. Yeah. So my question, Pomona bullets, and to the listeners,
how does getting Botox, first of all, regardless of how many injections you've had,
(38:12):
like some ladies said she had 60 injections, like Pomona bullets shot, 60 injections, 122 injections,
whatever, right? How does this affect giving your man a blow job? Serious fucking question.
Like, I'm pretty sure if your face is frozen, it's going to be kind of hard to
(38:32):
do that. But their lips are juicy. That's college, that's the thing to get collagen.
They have to get, that's a different thing. That's not Botox. I don't even know what that is.
I'm assuming that's a lip, I want to say it's lip injections or lip filler, but I don't think
it's Botox. I want to say it's collagen. I could be wrong though. When you sent me that video,
(38:55):
I had to take my jaw up off of the floor. I was like, and you know, it was funny because
these gals, like you said, their age ranges from, you know, their 20s to, I think the oldest one
was the doctor who was in her 60s or something. And they kept saying, and I just kept thinking,
(39:17):
oh, I'm 23 and I have 18 units. And I'm like, okay, so do you keep that unit injection under
your age? But nope. Then there was that one that was like, I'm 43 and I have 174. And it's like,
wow, what, they all look crazy. They all look just, I don't understand. I don't, I don't know.
(39:43):
It just, it's, it's gross to me. I don't know if everybody thinks that's the new thing,
just like the eyelashes and all this shit. And the, like you said, the lip injections. And now
it's the boat. I understand that there don't get me wrong. There was a time in my life, like last
week, where I have that resting bitch face and I have that little like, I frown a lot. I think I
(40:11):
frown a lot. And I just have that line right between my eyebrows. Oh, I have that too. Yeah,
I have that. Mine is really deep. Yeah, mine too. And I just thought like, well, a little
bowtie right there and just, boom, I'm happy. I just, I don't look so like I'm just this resting
bitch and resting bitch face all the time. I'm always, I, I squint for everything when I don't
(40:32):
have my glasses on. Yeah. And I, when I, when the sun is in my eyes and I still have my sunglasses,
I still squint. I, when some, when I smell something horrid, I'm just like, ew, I'm squinting. It's
like, I just have this ugly face all the time, I guess. But I don't. Yeah. But, but I just smile
(40:54):
and it gets, it gets better. But when I smile, I still see that fucking line right in between my
eyebrows. It's just there. It's just there. Yours isn't there. No, it's there. It's really deep.
Yeah. So I was thinking Botox just inject a little bit. But you know what? Nope. Not after you
(41:17):
sent me that video. I'm like, I'm good. I'm just gonna. I will, I'll put the link now that I'm,
now that I can podcast from my computer and I have it all set up, I'm taking notes. So I will
put that in the fucking show notes with the web link. I sent that to Darcy as well, right? And
she's like, she's like, Medusa, this is why there's no more alpha males in existence.
(41:38):
Because they have to deal with these fucking narcissistic bitches. And that's why they're
cucks and they're beta men now. And I'm like, you know what? Darcy, I love you.
Noted.
Starter, she needs to be on our podcast. Right? She's too busy. She has a life.
Oh, I know. Shit. But I'm like, this is why you gotta, I guess like me and Pomona Bullets
(42:01):
at least since we're older, we're just like, yeah, I'm gonna hang out with guys that are like late
forties on up because I can't deal with the other snowflakes. Yeah, what the hell? Just, it looks
like to me, it looks like your mother put your hair in a fucking ponytail so tight and you're
(42:21):
just like, boom. Just, it hurts. That's what you can't even do.
She looked like she was like the alien that popped out of Sigourney Weaver. Remember the
movie A-Land? Yes. When it popped out of the stomach? That's what she reminded me of. I know
that's rude to say, but I'm like, I don't understand. I told Darcy, I'm like, I don't
(42:43):
understand how these women, especially like the younger ones, why they look in the mirror and
they're like, I think I look good. I'm like, no, you look really fucking scary. Like you
should be in a horror movie with all this shit. You know, there was, I was watching Jeff Godfrey
stand up thing and he was saying that Kim Kardashian was saying that Botox ruined her acting career.
(43:08):
Why? I'm sure she was an actress. Yeah, exactly.
Just how? How? Like all this shit? Like what? What? I don't understand. This Botox shit has
gone out of control. I sound like an old lady just like, no. What are you doing?
(43:33):
But um, yeah, so if you happen to be listening to us, anybody who gets Botox, if you can chime in
and let me know how blowjobs go on your part, or maybe you're not doing what you should, but I
need to know how blowjobs work when your face is frozen. Yeah, well, you know what? My face
is in front of me and I reject blowjobs. Like so. I'm sorry. You want me to kiss you after this?
(44:03):
You're like, sure. Yeah. And if you're down, then oh, you're okay. I don't know. But yeah, I'm old.
I'm tired. We can have fun in other places. Yeah, I already have lockjaw. I have lockjaw,
(44:26):
TMJ. My jaw had to pop it back in place. And yeah. Are you serious? Yes. Yeah. Because you
grind your teeth at night or because you gave way too many blowjobs in your earlier life? No,
it was just, I think it was, I think it actually came from the kickboxing that I'd done and everything
(44:50):
and getting busted up and I, you know, dislocated my jaw and stuff. So basically it's like the
mandibular, which is the bottom portion of your jaw. It's called the mandibular. And so when you
talk, when you eat, the maxillary is the top portion. And there's this little, little gummy
(45:12):
stuff that just like, I don't know what they call it, like the scientific term or whatnot. But if
you get that dislocated, it's like if you chew gum for too long and it's just like you have to spit
it out because it's just, it's hard. It's like you're, so it doesn't, it's not so elastic. So my
jaw just locks sometimes. There is times where I'm trying to eat fucking, it's just cereal,
(45:37):
it's fucking like cinnamon toast crunch. And I'm just trying to go to work and I'm gonna eat and
my jaw just won't, my, my, my teeth, the top and the bottom, the jaw, it just, the mandibular is
the bottom. It just won't go down and I can't even fit the spoon in and it locks and I'm just like,
(45:59):
oh shit. And I have to pop it back and I have like, it's a lot. Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot. TMJ and,
and they, who knows, I snore and grind my teeth. I'm just a fucking hot mess. So, um, yeah, yeah,
I deal with that. So I'm just like, listen, bro, I'm not, I'm not sucking it unless you have a
(46:23):
fucking like a straw dick or some shit. Like, I don't know. And then you were with me. So there.
Yeah, I'm just like, but you know, I can't just, just, but you know, I got other tricks in my bag,
but I'm sucking that nasty fucking one-eyed snake. No, thank you. And plus I love my teeth
(46:45):
and I love my, my mouth. Like I really do and it's sacred. My, my, my, my, my, my,
who, huh, maybe not so much, but, but my mouth is.
It's fucking hot in here. I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm dying.
(47:07):
I'm like, oh gosh, oh my gosh, what do we do? What do we do?
No worries. So, um, I talked to my, um, I'm a writer for, for the listeners. I'm a writer for
EDM house network. And so, um, I messaged my boss earlier this week. Um, I'm like, hey,
the DJ or the producer blueprint, can I get, if I get an interview with him, um, can I put it on
(47:28):
or can I post it as an article on the, on your website? And he's like, yeah, sure. That sounds
good. I like his music. He's like, but I can't offer, he said he can't offer something. It's like,
it's only for the major artists and I'm like, our producers. And I'm like, I don't even know what
you're talking about, but that's cool. And if you were to reject me, I would have did the interview
anyways and put it on my fucking blog. So after I told him that, even say anything, I'm like,
(47:55):
maybe I should not talk like that. A and B, I don't want to like overstep my overstep. You know
what I'm talking about? So I don't know. I sent my, and I really like blueprints. So I sent him
the interview questions and hopefully he'll get it on me to ask him. I didn't give him a deadline.
So hopefully in the next two weeks, so I can get that up on, um, EDM house network.
(48:17):
Yeah, yo, yeah, your executive decisions should just be kept to yourself.
Yeah, right. Thank you, HR.
Because now I am.
All right, Pomona Bullets, you got anything else?
I really don't. I was just, um, so this morning I woke up like, well, first I always wake up
(48:45):
thinking, who am I? Where am I? Am I at work? I don't know. Is it because I get one day off a week
lately? And so I woke up like, oh, legit. I'm legit. I legit don't work today. So, um, I was going to
(49:05):
wash my car today. And so yesterday I worked and I went to Lowe's and I, um, bought like the car
cleaning everything, just whatever, like the chamois, whatever. I bought some more. Just, I just bought
whatever because I just paid off my, my little Lowe's rewards card and, um, yeah, it's a pretty
(49:26):
high balance. Okay, you cut out. I don't like debt. Oh, can you hear me? No, I thought you cut out. I'm
like, I, you went on you to get your phone cut out. So, but you're there. Okay. So I buy the
car wash stuff and I decide to buy, um, a screen door for my sliding glass doors, the ones that
(49:48):
goes outside where the barbecue and the spa and stuff. I don't have that screen door. You know?
You remember when you were here? Yeah, I know. Yeah. So I decided to buy a screen door.
Holy shit. Tell me why I thought that mother F I was going to fit in my freaking Jeep.
(50:10):
Hmm. Yeah. I drove home. That shit was just, it was blocking my rear view, it was blocking my
side view, it was blocking my camera. It was hitting me. Uh-huh. But it fit. Oh, well, it fit, but I
was like, this bitch, it better not rip the screen. Like I was just, oh my gosh, it was horrible. It
(50:32):
was a horrible drive home. I get this shit out. I'm like, yes, I'm going to do this. But you know
what? I always say I'm going to do stuff and I buy all these things and it just sits there
because I'm like, this is a man's job. I'm sure there's somebody in your neighborhood or whatever,
just, um, that'll do it for you. Yeah. Well, I'm not that type of gal that just says, um,
(50:57):
damsel and distress, please help. Like, I just like, fuck this shit. I'm going to YouTube it.
I'm going to figure it out. And I asked my boss, I said, if it doesn't fucking fit, if it doesn't
fucking work, they're all 48 hours to return. I said, oh, I go, so what happens if I sell that
shit? And I'm like, oh, okay. But don't get me wrong. Kudos to Lowe's. I got like a fucking $200
(51:25):
screen door for $120. So thank you. Yeah, it was pretty awesome. Pretty cool. I'm just like, yay.
I'm ready. So today, when I woke up, I'm just like, I am fucking ready. I am tired of just being
down in the dumps. I did my yoga. I got my ukulele. I toned it. Like, I tuned it. Excuse me.
(51:49):
I tuned it. And I was like, wow, it's really off tune. And I'm trying to play
some little chords and I'm just like, wow, my fingers are not gonna allow me to do this.
Oh, what about a guitar pick? I have a guitar pick. It's not, it's not the strumming that's an issue.
(52:13):
It's the keys. Oh, okay, got it, got it, got it. Yeah. And you know, I broke the ring finger.
Yeah. And it's my left hand. So I was like, I don't really need you. But yeah, I do.
When I'm trying to strum with my right and do the notes or the keys or whatever you want to call it,
like I would say the notes on the uke or a guitar or whatever, you have to use your left hand to
(52:42):
do. Yeah. Yeah, that makes sense now because when you were telling or when you showed me earlier,
I was just like, why don't you just use the guitar pick but I get it. Yeah. It's like,
I can strum all day long, but it's like, it sounds like shit. And I was trying to do a bunch of
(53:02):
yeah, and I was like, Oh gosh, I could do C. I could do E. I could do F, G and all those other
ones. I'm like, no, oh man, I'm just I'm all busted up. I'm busted up. And I'm like, but you
know what, I can I still play the piano. So maybe I'll just bust out my piano. Just sorry,
Yook, I'm just gonna put you back up on the wall.
(53:28):
And I'll admire you from afar. Yes. Yep. But it's just, it was it was good because I
decided like I was trying I but I could still do the little super chords and I it's funny because I
was watching okay, I'm just gonna segue into this really quick. So my brother was telling me that
(53:51):
my cousin there's always cousins and aunties and everybody that I just don't know and in Hawaii.
And my cousin wanted to speak to me and it was my cousin Roy. And he's he's a good guy. He's like
the best fucking you know what if I can get him on the podcast and I'm sure he would. It would be
(54:14):
amazing. He has he has a board shop. He's an older gentleman. Late 50s, maybe early 60s.
But he did have a stroke. And he yeah, diabetes, you know, that's that's that's common thing
(54:35):
within the culture. But he's he's the most gentle beast and funny AF like I swear like,
I think the funny shit just runs in my family. We like we just got jokes for days like all of us.
It's so fucking funny. And I just want to just say a shout out. I spoke with him last night.
(55:00):
And he's doing well. He's but he does do he does have he said that he was a movie star.
And I said you were a movie star and I thought to myself, come on Roy movie star, shut the
fuck up a fucking movie star. And he's like, yeah, I was on YouTube for a while. And yeah, and I was
(55:20):
like, no, Roy, you are not on YouTube. I don't even know. But again, I'm not on lines like that.
So I don't look for shit like that. I don't say this. What says YouTube handle or his YouTube channel?
Um, you know what? I I know we will we call him brought up brought up B R A D D A Roy,
(55:44):
just far away. But it's a like Aloha love. And he always does one pigeon word. And he always
tries to tell you like how we talk in the islands just pigeon. He was talking about the
menahoonie that it was like a little folklore. But then again, from Hawaii with brought up.
(56:11):
He is amazing. And he's like, I haven't been haven't been a movie star for five years.
He's telling me this yesterday. And he is funny because I don't know. He's he's not big. It's just
whatever. But recent videos, but he's still on YouTube. Yeah. Yeah, he's still there. And he's
like, I was a movie star. And he's just embracing the fact that, you know, we're we're gonna meet
(56:38):
everybody's gonna meet. And we're gonna greet death. That's how we call it in our culture. It's
just you're it's not a bad thing. It's sometimes like, oh, too, too soon. We say too soon. Sometimes
when it's too soon. But it's always like, hey, we're gonna meet and greet. And it's just another
(57:01):
way that we just accept it. Everybody's gonna do it. Everybody's gonna have that passage one day.
And so he's not he wasn't doing so good. But it was just like, I really want to give a shout
out to him. I didn't know that he was doing these YouTube videos. And I just mad respect. I love
(57:24):
him. And I hope I can see him before, you know, shit goes down. I don't say I like that you will.
I will. I will get out there. There you go. All right. On that note, you have any parting words
for our listeners? Come on, I just hope that everybody just hangs on with us as we transition
(57:50):
into these new little platforms and our new style. So there's a lot of things that are going to be
coming out and coming up with our clink clink gang and stuff. And I just hope that everybody just
continues to push forward and continues to subscribe and love us. Love me. Don't hate me. Yeah, please.
(58:18):
All right. And I wish everybody a good week. Next week, me and Pomona Bones, we won't be
live, but we're going to do videos. So we'll figure that out. I figured it out, but we'll figure it
out. And so it'll be more smoother or whatever. But at least I can chop it up or I guess I can edit
better now that it's on my PC and not my phone. Yes. Everybody give them a juice of Bush of Love.
(58:43):
I don't know. She's like trying to pull teeth from me. And I were like, nah, nah, not happening.
But you know what? I pull teeth if you want to sign up for the tooth implants if I pull them.
I need to sign up for the tooth implants so that you can have many to pull from.
Yeah. All right, guys, have a good week. We are out. Peace. Peace.
Popular Podcasts
On Purpose with Jay Shetty
I’m Jay Shetty host of On Purpose the worlds #1 Mental Health podcast and I’m so grateful you found us. I started this podcast 5 years ago to invite you into conversations and workshops that are designed to help make you happier, healthier and more healed. I believe that when you (yes you) feel seen, heard and understood you’re able to deal with relationship struggles, work challenges and life’s ups and downs with more ease and grace. I interview experts, celebrities, thought leaders and athletes so that we can grow our mindset, build better habits and uncover a side of them we’ve never seen before. New episodes every Monday and Friday. Your support means the world to me and I don’t take it for granted — click the follow button and leave a review to help us spread the love with On Purpose. I can’t wait for you to listen to your first or 500th episode!
Crime Junkie
Does hearing about a true crime case always leave you scouring the internet for the truth behind the story? Dive into your next mystery with Crime Junkie. Every Monday, join your host Ashley Flowers as she unravels all the details of infamous and underreported true crime cases with her best friend Brit Prawat. From cold cases to missing persons and heroes in our community who seek justice, Crime Junkie is your destination for theories and stories you won’t hear anywhere else. Whether you're a seasoned true crime enthusiast or new to the genre, you'll find yourself on the edge of your seat awaiting a new episode every Monday. If you can never get enough true crime... Congratulations, you’ve found your people. Follow to join a community of Crime Junkies! Crime Junkie is presented by audiochuck Media Company.
Ridiculous History
History is beautiful, brutal and, often, ridiculous. Join Ben Bowlin and Noel Brown as they dive into some of the weirdest stories from across the span of human civilization in Ridiculous History, a podcast by iHeartRadio.