220. An Oral History Of Men Riding Cats

Lords: * Abby * https://abbydenton.podbean.com/ * Michael * https://www.tinybarbarian.com/ * https://dawnoftimecomics.com/ Topics: * That moment when the podcast ads don't play * Lobsang Rampa * I had a dream where I needed to recolor my teeth. Why don't video game character creators support this? * "I've Been Writing You A Poem," by Abby Denton * Cats you can ride, pre-He Man Microtopics: * Cyber Cafe. * Tiny Barbarian DX. * An exciting new way to give me money. * The gamut of barbarian sizes. * Learning the power of chat from Alan Partridge. * A podcast deciding that you're not worth advertising to. * Launching into the jokes and the fiending. * 99% Inaudible. * Elvira's lawful good rival. * Sugarhill Oiljack. * Roundtree's fruit pastilles. * A more colorful playful treat time. * The comic book guy sizing you up and stapling appropriate ads into the comic you're buying. * Finding out a lot of very interesting information about Texas Railroad Commissioner and forgetting it all immediately. * Page after page of ads and then a back cover. * A hardcore Bush-era ad explaining that Klonoa's gonna kill your mom. * Two Dollar Groos. * Writing a fan letter to the guy who letters Groo the Wanderer. * Groo ASMR on GrooTube. * A man in the 50s. (And the 60s.) * A plumber from London who found success writing books about Tibetan mysticism. * What English sounds like to an Italian speaker. * Prisencolinescionalciusol. * Lobsang Rampa getting an extra bump from people misspelling Danganronpa. * Painting your teeth mother of pearl. * The Xbox 360s mii knockoffs. * Breath of the Wild's NPC faces. * Mr. Potato Head Plug and Play Mouth. * Mainly a tooth-oriented game. * Dentists wearing a back sack over their head. * How dentures happen. * Insulin price caps. * Explaining to the nice lady who works at the grocery store that the company she works for is monstrous. * Trashy people in all walks of life. * Why shouldn't I be able to give Bayonetta missing teeth? * Post-hoc nightmares where they only upset you after you wake up. * The bladder comes to me, I don't go to the bladder. * Changing the scansion on the fly. * Writing a poem for a relative who won't appreciate it. * Whether children only like 3D animation now. * Whether it's cheaper to do 3D or 2D animation. * Wanting to play with the person you see even though they can't step out of the phone. * People who love being perceived. * This poem's threen. * Vamping about an ambiguous number because of diabetes. * Feeling shaky even though you are not shaking. * Fat cats in Washington and what they're sitting on. * Two people in the universe with perfectly incompatible needs. * The only member of your family who didn't go into the hard sciences. * The giant cats in Tom and Jerry going their weird shifting their muscles walk. * A mockery of a crown. * There he is; the poopy man. * Thinking of a man riding on a cat. * The Lure of the Basilisk. * The Gandalara Cycle. * Teleport vs. New Body. * A big cat-riding opportunity. * Riding around on a cat made of pure vinyl. * How did Cringer get like that, Prince Adam? * Little jokes you do with your partner. * Wingor, Trunkor and Unkor. * She-Ra taking it back from the boys.