Lords:
* Jenni
* Xalavier
Topics:
* How do centaur internal organs work
* What is the most unlikely horror franchise to adapt to games?
* Do boomerangs work?
* Serious KAAAND!
* https://www.reddit.com/r/TopicLords/comments/1b3j3nu/serious_kaaand/
* Most game mascots are the sexual avatars of their creators
* The Ted Dabney Experience
Microtopics:
* Rusty Lake.
* An intriguing, terrifying morsel.
* Whether it's okay to lie on this show.
* Life Eater.
* The horror fantasy kidnapping sim space.
* Shippers shipping games.
* How do we ship this game without destroying people?
* All of the horse except for the head and neck.
* Cosmetic centaur organs.
* Introducing yourself to the inside of a centaur and it's extremely squishy in there.
* A single multifunctional cube that births a centaur and that's the original Xbox startup video.
* Speaking a language that doesn't exist and every time you finish a sentence you hear church bells.
* Would a defective centaur wear a hat like this or like this?
* Centaurs always standing at their standing desks.
* A centaur wearing a horse mask.
* Playing Wii Golf with someone who remains sitting the entire time.
* Getting off the Power Pad to long jump.
* Sitting golf.
* My Dinner with Andre the Giant.
* The monster mash vs. monster bash.
* Adapting the Ghostbusters theme song to other media.
* Playing as the car and running people over.
* Jail for cars.
* Jelly beans that taste bad on purpose.
* 80s films for children that are meant to turn them into weird bisexuals when they grow up.
* Jeff Minter's Dune.
* Barbarella the video game.
* More things you can do with your Rock Band instruments.
* Sticking even more games inside of Fortnite.
* The lemur with the really big eyes.
* Microorganisms that live in water and have the end of a comedy roast bone for a head.
* Venomousness of hybrid mammals.
* Grabbing your stress ball after learning that the duck billed platypus uses electroreception to track their prey, Xalavier Nelson, Jr.
* Platypus patch notes.
* Adding expansions to Classic World of Warcraft.
* Gauging the temperature of the room when it comes to boomerangs.
* Throwing a washing machine in a circle.
* How you feel when the boomerang doesn't come back.
* Objects that you see on TV.
* Boomerangs that instant of being carved to return when you throw them, are carved to say "help, I'm trapped in a boomerang factory" in an Australian accent when the wind whistles through it.
* A boomerang with a heart on it that you throw to find true love.
* Boomerangs vs. Gen-Xerangs.
* Getting lazy by the time you sharpen the 7th blade on your boomerang.
* Disrupting marshmallows by making them kinda good.
* Hiring a game studio to make a satisfying sequel to Katamari Damacy and then immediately suing them for fraud because making a satisfying sequel to Katamari Damacy is impossible.
* Getting Australian concussions all weekend.
* Naming your facial hair "are you ready for the next topics"
* Hi guys call anyone knows how to buy guns and armor India?
* Crossposting between r/TopicLords to r/IndianTeenagers.
* Weeding out the cowards with Gregorian Chant.
* Looking at Glover and immediately understanding his salient sexual verbs.
* The distinction between mascot and main character.
* Your Sonics, your Gexes and your Crashes Bandicoot.
* Switching places with your therapist.
* Non-saucy mascots.
* Having to pick between being horny and being a sociopath because you can't be both.
* Glover vs. Hamburger Helper vs. Thing.
* Opening yourself to a deeper Freudian zeitgeist.
* The mascot platformer you keep seeing roms of but have never downloaded.
* Blinx 2: Masters of Time and Space.
* Blinx dressing up as the lead singer of Power Man 5000.
* Exactly the sort of podcast segment you want to commit to sight unseen.
* Being willing to give up 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand to make a friend happy.
* How much do you want that Golden Microphone?
* The crucible of the soul you go through to record a podcast.
* People in the future deciding what you would have made a podcast about if you were still alive and making that podcast.
* The Xalavier Nelson, Jr. Experience.
* The dream list of developers you ask to help finish your game in your will.
* Locking Albert Einsten and Genghis Khan in a haunted house and they vote each other off the show back and forth forever.
* A deeply safe field for job hunting.
* The Ted Dabney Experience of finding out that Ted Dabney died twelve years ago.
* Mrs. Columbo.
* A movie named "This Movie Has Marky Mark In It."
* A game called Beyonce Battle Royale that doesn't have Beyonce in it and it's not a battle royale. (It's a clicker.)
* Beyonce: Oops All Mudkips.