Ep. 10 Unpopular Opinions: Cancel Us Now

Episode Notes for Unhinged Memoirs: “Unpopular Opinions: Cancel Us Now”

Episode Description:

Buckle up, because in this episode, we’re diving headfirst into the chaos of unpopular opinions and ridiculous debates! We’re pulling no punches with some “Would You Rather,” “If,” and “This or That” style questions that might just have you yelling at your speakers. From absurd scenarios to spicy hot takes, we’re here to entertain, infuriate, and maybe even make you question your own choices.

Get ready for raw honesty, sarcasm, and a whole lot of “Did they really just say that?” moments. If you’re not ready for the sass, you might want to sit this one out—because, let’s be real, we’re not here to play it safe.

In This Episode:

• Would you rather fall in a public place or get caught accidentally liking an exes photo on instagram

• is cereal soup?

• The moral dilemma of your spouses forgetting your anniversary or birthday

• personal theme song or personal laugh track?

• what’s worse loud chewing or talking through a movie?

Why Listen:

If you love unfiltered opinions, bold humor, and the kind of candid debates that make you laugh and cringe at the same time, this episode is for you. Whether you agree with us or think we’re out of our minds (fair), one thing’s for sure: you won’t be bored.

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This episode is full of sarcasm, controversial takes, and possibly offensive opinions. If you’re easily triggered by humor or hate fun, this might not be for you. Otherwise, grab your headphones and let’s get canceled together.

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Episode Transcript

(00:00):
I just want you to know that I'm sorry.

(00:02):
What's up everyone?
Welcome back to episode 10 of Unhinged Memoirs.

(00:24):
I'm Liz.
I'm Jess.
And I'm Val.
We are in for a sweet treat this week.
We are going to go ahead and get into some debate questions that are a little bit taboo,
a little bit off the rocker, but you know what?
We don't really care.
No rhyme or reason.
We're calling this one unpopular opinions.
Cancel us now.
Yes.
Can I just say I'm so excited.

(00:45):
This is our 10th episode.
It is our 10th episode.
Our fucking 10th episode.
Congratulations bitches.
Yay!
Cause we about to dive in!
Oh lordy, here she goes.
Yep.
We do.
This isn't every day.
We're hitting our head on the bottom of the pool today.
Yes it is.
Why?
Why are we doing that for?
Cause it's fun.
Why?
Why me?
It's a hobby.

(01:06):
Why me?
For real.
Why not?
Why me?
I feel personally attacked right now.
No, why?
I don't want to have my head painted in the bottom of the pool.
You don't have to do it.
Just Jess and I will.
You could save us.
It reminds me of an old joke when I was a kid.
Like my daddy's a tall and he'd be like, how do you draw him to blonde?
And I'd be like what?

(01:27):
And he'd be like, you just put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
Shut the fuck up.
Stop.
Right now.
Good thing none of us are blonde.
Yeah, no kidding.
I mean mentally I might be sometimes.
I meant that box bleached it pretty well sometimes.
It seeped in through the pores.
For real.
Earlier today we were sitting around and we were asking each other random fucking questions

(01:48):
and we decided, low key to make this an episode today instead of what we were originally going
to do.
So the first one I came up with was, would you rather fall in a crowded public place
or accidentally like an old photo on your ex's Instagram?
Oh God.
I'm definitely falling in a public place because I'm like known for that shit.
I've done that shit before.
Like where I'm like literally stalking their Instagram or their Facebook or whatever and

(02:12):
I'm like going like two years back and all of a sudden I go to move it and I double click
and I'm like fuck.
Did I just hit that?
No.
I like block them right away and delete it.
That's when you get that DM in your inbox you're going, can I help you?
How where have you been?
How's it going?
Or you get the, hey girly.
How you doing?
I never were like that.
Now you can fuck all the way up.
No.

(02:32):
Back the fuck up.
It was an accident.
I learned my lesson.
Yeah, no.
See for me it would have been the opposite.
They've been like, what the fuck are you stalking my page for?
I would like literally shrivel up like an any at that point because I'm not, I'm rather,
I would rather fall in front of a crowd of people I don't fucking know that I'm never
going to see again than to have my, my little face pop up on their thing.
Nope.

(02:53):
Nope.
Nope.
Could never fucking again.
No, absolutely not.
What about this?
Yeah.
Is being petting an art form.
Oh, I like it.
I was like, I think it is.
I think it is a hundred percent because listen, you gotta have some kind of shit going up

(03:15):
on your head in order to come up with half the petty ideas.
Yeah.
Or it's a skill.
Or it's a life.
It's a life skill.
It's a life skill.
I, for me, I think it's more of a life skill.
That's true.
Listen, I think forking a male dildo.
What?
And putting bleach in there.
Yeah, that's petty.

(03:35):
And that takes some skill.
Hot sauce, hot sauce, Drain-o, bleach, Lysol.
Looking for a murder charge.
A bio freeze.
His dick's going to fall off at some point.
No, it's gone.
Wait, his dick or the-
No.
That's a, just kidding.

(03:57):
Did you say a dildo though?
Because I'm confused.
Yeah.
I don't know.
Or not a dildo.
Yeah, I just, I jammed like Drain-o and his dildo.
His, I'm gonna rephrase it.
His dildo.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
More like a flesh light.
A flesh light.
A flesh light.
That's what I meant.
Forking a flesh light.
An expensive flesh light.
Yeah.

(04:17):
I mean, aren't they all expensive?
Oh no, no, no, no.
No, like the electric heated-
I mean, I've never had a pocket posse.
Like moves on its own.
You know?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, he was like into it.
You can attach, you can attach a phone.
Like you can do so many things to it.
Yeah.
You can put music to it.
Like put the beat.
You know, like you have conversations like this and you're going like, yeah, I like
it.
I like some weird shit.
And then all of a sudden you hear other things and you're like, that's really weird.
So maybe I'm more vanilla than I thought.
You're not vanilla, I promise you.

(04:44):
You're like, you're like a Neapolitan without the strawberry.
I will fucking take that.
I will take it.
Oh, you'll take it.
Hey, you have food combinations.
Is cereal soup?
Yes, it's a breakfast soup.
It is a breakfast soup.

(05:04):
Define a soup.
It's like a liquid with with like substance in it.
They do it with a spoon.
But like it's breakfast.
It's cereal.
But then would that also like constitute that like oatmeal is?
Ew, it depends on how you make it.
A chowder.
Maybe that's the problem that I have with the texture when it's like that.
It's like somebody's already chewed it up and then spit it back in the bowl.

(05:25):
Like vomit.
But see, I like oatmeal, but I don't look at it that way.
Now that you put it that way, I'm having a hard time.
I don't want oatmeal anymore.
I'm going to stick to my crema wheat.
Yeah.
Ew, man.
That's like yeast in a bowl.
Oh no.
Like the cocoa wheat.
Cocoa wheat?
Yeah, cocoa wheat.
My grandma used to make it when I was a little kid.
The fuck is cocoa wheat?
It's chocolate cream of wheat.
And it was my favorite as a kid.

(05:46):
I probably would have liked it more if it was not.
Yeah, I hadn't seen the state of Florida like since I moved down here and it was like up
north.
Like I always used to be like Cocoa Farina and shit.
I wonder if we can order it on Amazon.
Oh, no, listen, listen.
Okay, if you go in our pantry, there's some cocoa wheat.
For real?
Yeah, I want to.
Can we have some for dinner?
No, it's not really dinner food.
But I went to Walmart the other day and it was there.
But it's soup.

(06:06):
And I was like, but it's a breakfast soup.
I choose to use it to break my fast.
Ah, that's clever.
That's a good job.
That is good.
I like it.
That is a good job.
I like it.
I like it.
Okay, so would you rather have your own personal theme song whenever you enter a room or your
own personal laugh track anytime you say anything funny?
I want my own personal theme song.

(06:27):
Same.
Same.
Only because I know what song would be playing in my head.
However, can I like two part this?
Sure.
Because I feel like the song would get stuck in my head and I would get tired of it and
I would just want the laughter.
Like I want to be able to switch it up.
Is that a change?
But you can't.
No, it's one of the other.
That's why it's would you rather.
I don't want to get sick of the song.
So you know what?
I changed my answer.

(06:48):
I just want a laugh track.
Okay, so let me ask you a question though.
Oh, well, no, you first song, would you rather laugh or have a personal theme song?
Personal theme song.
Okay.
So if you guys had the personal theme song, what would your song be?
100% it would be Buck Cherry, Crazy Bitch.
It's so fucking fitting for you.
It is so fitting for you.
Hey, you're a crazy bitch, but you fuck so good I'm on top of it.

(07:08):
Yes, that's it.
That would be so fucking you.
So that would be your, wait, are we saying laugh track or theme song?
No, no, she said if we had to choose one, that would be mine.
What would your song be though?
Any Man of Mine.
You know, it's hard because for me, every time I hear that song, I think of Driving
Down to Fort Lauderdale and Crazy Ass Traveller, like this is my anxiety song and we're playing

(07:32):
it on repeat and she's just shaking getting through the road and I'm like-
I'm white knuckling the whole way down, but she knew to put it on.
So does that mean like that's your, like your life is nothing but anxiety?
You just need that plane.
Yes, and you're walking around with me.
Yes, it is and I love it and it's very fitting.
Yes.
I like it though.
I like it.
Yeah.
What would yours be?

(07:52):
Yeah, what's yours?
It would be Foo Fighters.
It would be Hero.
Forever Long, but I love Hero.
It's a song.
It's just, you know what?
I love A Good Day Girl.
The beat of it.
It's in a movie and I'm trying to remember what fucking movie is where she like comes
into the room and the song's playing.
She's like a haired ass.
Oh my God, hold on.
So for context, everybody, when we were talking about this earlier, she actually reenacted
it for us and I fucking wish that Val and I were quick enough on our phones because

(08:15):
we would have had a great video with that song and she like did the hair swish and everything.
It was fucking perfect.
Share her hair.
Yeah, I'll set the scene so I literally walked out my bedroom door, put the song on, right?
And I like start playing it and I slow walk in and I whip my hair back behind him like
that.
Oh man.
Oh, good shit.
Fucking good shit.
What's worse?
Loud chewing or people who talk during movies, loud chewing.

(08:38):
Fuck it.
I can't listen.
Okay.
That is like my world's biggest pet peeve.
If I hear someone crunching, chewing anything, even like, like I have to walk away sometimes
when you're eating ice because I'm like, I know.
I mean, I know.
I know that was the mouth sounds of the.
But I try not to do it with my mouth open.
I try not to.
No, I know.

(08:59):
No, I know.
Because it bothers me or so like I'll try and do it quiet because I'm like, I fucking
hate it when I hear other people chewing.
Like it's like a, yeah, I can handle my own chewing.
I just can't handle someone else's.
I want to literally throw punch them.
Okay.
So I don't really go to the movies.
So when I have to, I have to go on the opposite of this one.
So cause I don't watch movies when I do go to the movies, I want to be invested.

(09:22):
So someone talking in the movies would be my fucking pet peeve.
Really?
Yep.
Even though cause loud chewing, yes, it's annoying, but I can tolerate it more than
you guys can.
Um, it's artism.
I get, I don't know what it is.
Okay.
We'll call it that.
It's artism.
Um, but I can't, I can't.
No, not with someone in the movies talking because fucking why?

(09:44):
Yeah.
I mean, I get, I get that.
I whole hardly understand.
Like I, I mean, neither of them would be something I'd want to have to deal with for sure.
You know what I mean?
Like I can't handle when I'm watching me with the kids and they're like, Oh my God.
I'm like, shut the fuck up.
Like what happens next?
Did you, or it's worse when they've already seen it.
And then they start telling me what's going to happen is you're watching.
You're like, seriously, I've never even fucking seen the movie.

(10:06):
You know, I've ruined a movie for my mom like that.
So I just don't ever do it.
And it was the fifth sense, sixth sense, sixth sense, sixth sense, whatever, whatever, whatever
you want to go with.
But literally I was like 10 years old.
I watched it at my dad's house and I came back and I'm like, Oh, it was the best movie
ever.
I said, you will never believe the ending.
Right.
So I tell her the end of the movie and she's like, Oh my God.

(10:27):
And every person that's ever seen that movie has always been like, Oh my God.
Like that ending like shook them.
Right.
Well, she didn't get that feeling.
So she always brought it up when I was younger.
She'd be like, you ruined that movie for me.
I didn't get that film because I knew everything made sense.
The whole movie way to go.
Poor mom.
I felt so bad, you fucking asshole.

(10:48):
All right.
So, um, my question would be if inanimate objects had feelings, which one would be the
saddest?
I don't think mine will be the bottom of the shoe.
Yeah.
I was talking about like the soul or like the bottom bottom, the bottom bottom, what
you walk the ground on.

(11:09):
That poor thing gets fucking shit, piss, rain, poop.
That's really sad life.
You're stepping on that shit all day.
Like a walking doormat.
Imagine the emotions behind that.
Yeah.
I'm going to go with the taint spot.
My dude's boxers.
Oh, man.
That's a good one.
That's a fucking good one.
Balls an asshole all day long.
I was going to say a toilet seat because like, think about it.

(11:32):
Oh yeah.
That too.
That's pretty shitty.
I don't know.
Like you just think about it.
You got some nasty ass like dimpled shit sitting on you and then you got, or some unmentionable
lips sitting on you that are just nasty and need to shower.

(11:53):
I can smell your stinky penudo from you.
Fucking low tide on the toilet seat.
I think we should move on from this one.
Okay.
Yeah.
So let me go a little more serious here for a second.
All right, would you rather always know when someone is lying or always get away with lying
yourself and why I'd rather, I'd rather know.

(12:15):
Yep.
Same.
I'd rather fucking know because if I ask you a question and you want to lie to me about
it and be like, you want to try that again?
The only yes.
Okay.
So I am that person.
I would want to know if someone's lying, but I already feel like I'm already the human lie
detector half the time.
But I will say in the times, like if you always know when someone's lying, could you imagine

(12:36):
like as a person, the amount of distrust you would have in the world, like it would be
really hard to trust people because you always know someone's going to lie to you.
Absolutely.
I agree with that.
That would bother me.
That would change me as a person.
I become more cold hearted than I already am.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But would you rather have that or would you rather be the liar?

(12:57):
I don't want to be the liar.
I mean, I would rather choose to know the lies, but I'm just saying, imagine that like
the weight that that would carry.
Yes, absolutely.
No, for sure.
Okay.
So then going on that though, that makes me think I didn't even think about it that way,
but now think about it that way.
I'd rather be the liar.
Yeah.
If it's going to fuck me up that bad, I'd rather be the liar.

(13:19):
But wouldn't that fuck you up just as much to be known as the liar and nobody believe
anything.
No, but that's not, but that's not the question though.
Hold on.
But if she might be having something, there may be a loophole to this.
Let me say why I say that.
Okay.
Because the question is, are always to be able to get away with lying, like never get
caught in a lie.
It doesn't mean you have to lie.
Right.
Just means that if you lie, you don't get caught.
I'd be the liar.
Okay.

(13:39):
Yeah.
I'd be like, Oh yeah, I did that.
Yeah.
Right.
Like for sure.
I think if it would just change me and that would make me absolutely depressed.
I'm 100% being the liar.
I could agree with that.
Now, now that I see both perspectives, this is why we do this.
Yeah.
Like the perspectives.
I do too.
Me too.
All right.
So is it worse to forget someone's name or to say the wrong name and an awkward name?

(14:02):
I definitely would say the wrong name at an awkward moment.
How many times have you done it?
Me?
Never.
Thanks.
Thanks for the word.
Hey you.
You know what I mean?
Like I'm knocking on the wall.
That's like a, like never happened.
Oh God.
Like knock on wood.
No, I got you.
I got the reference.
No, I know.
Hold on.

(14:22):
Pause.
I take that back.
I have said that.
I actually have, but not in an awkward moment.
I wouldn't say it like to me awkward moment would be like in the middle of it.
You know what I mean?
Like that was going to be my next question.
I've called people wrong names before.
Like my kids all the time.
Oh yeah.
All the fucking time.
Oh, that's different.
And I have accidentally called an ex's name to my current accidentally.
Because I'm like, we're talking about them.
And then I go to say, I'm like, and as soon as it comes out of my mouth.

(14:45):
Or like if you're fighting, that's, that's when it comes up for me.
If I have like a, if I'm fighting with someone and it seems to be a similar argument that
I had with that previous ex, I call them by that name.
Are you doing it to be malicious?
No, no.
I thought you were saying you were going to say it.
No, no, no.
I would fucking never like on accident, like, okay.

(15:07):
Okay.
You know, like just on accident, completely on accident.
If it triggered that memory of like me fighting similar to that person.
I've done it a couple of times actually.
That's a rough one.
Yeah.
Um, yeah.
So speaking of, um, names, my question would be, could you take someone serious in bed

(15:30):
if they moaned your name wrong?
What do you mean?
What do you mean moaned your name wrong?
Like how do you moan?
Like, can I get a reenactment please?
Oh, Lillipeth.
They were just like, oh, that's weird.

(15:56):
I would probably, I got my answer.
I would stop.
So the answer's no?
No.
No.
Like an accidental lisp that I could put in there.
Jeff.

(16:17):
Oh, death.
I'd be like, did you call me Jeff or Jeff?
Is that Jeff, bro?
What do you say?
I'll just laugh into it.
Oh, shit.
Oh man, that was a wheezy.
Okay.
So if you had to give up either music or movie forever, which one would it be and why?

(16:38):
Movie.
Movie.
Movie too.
Yeah.
100% cause music is my life.
Like I have to have music to survive.
I can listen to music in the car.
I can't watch a fucking movie.
I meant some people do.
I mean, you know what I'm saying though.
No, I got you.
Yeah.
Logically you can't do it.
Like movies and movie, right, so you can still watch TV shows.
Correct.
So, you know, I look in the loophole of things.

(16:59):
Okay.
That is fair.
I just want the series.
Give me like the Netflix series and shit.
I'll be all right.
I think movies just take too long.
They drag on and that's why I just don't, I don't, I don't have patience.
I'll say there's certain movies that I do love.
Yes, I would say there's certain movies, but I mean, overall I'd rather, if I'm taking
one, I'm taking music.
I yeah, I could agree with that.

(17:21):
So what's worse?
Hmm.
Your partner forgetting your anniversary or your birthday?
Ooh, birthday.
Because I feel like an anniversary is something that was created.
However long you guys were together, right?
Like, so if you guys are together, like three years, okay, it's only been three times that
you've ever had to remember that in your life.
Now granted for your partner, I mean, they're coming into your life.

(17:43):
Obviously they don't know your birthday is, but your birthday is to me is your day you
were born.
So to me that like holds more value, I guess, in a certain sense of like, that's your life.
You know what I mean?
Like that to me would be more of like a, hmm, that kind of sucks.
Because I feel like those are the days that would like, even though like we may not want
it all the time, but there are times that we just want to feel kind of important on
our birthday.

(18:03):
You know, this childhood feeling of like, just make me feel like I'm special for the
day.
You know what I mean?
We're an anniversary, like, cool.
You're celebrating that you guys have been together this long, but at the end of the
day, you guys should be celebrating every day that you're together.
It's not as selfish if they forget our anniversary is it is a birthday.
Right.
So the anniversary is of you both where your birthday is just your partner.

(18:25):
Yep.
You know what I mean?
It's, it's your partner's birthday.
Yep.
So 100% agree.
What do you think?
I'm just taking it all in because I've been, I've been both, I've been in both.
Well, they forgot your birthday and you forgot your anniversary.
What's worse?
Honestly both did really that time.
I can see why both would be upsetting.
Yeah.

(18:45):
I I'm like sitting here going, no, my birthday would be more important because not because
I want all the attention, but because it's nice to know that somebody who loves you remembered
it was remembered.
It was your day.
You know what I mean?
Because I once, I would, I celebrate my partner's birthdays.
Right.
That's right.
You know, it's, it's not just another day.
So can you hook up with someone who has bad hygiene?

(19:09):
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Fuck no.
That was a quick answer.
Listen, one time, one time I've gone down on someone and like went to go down and like
did the scoop back up.
You could smell their balls by the time you got to the belly button and you just came
right back.
I'm out.
I gotta go.
My kids are calling.
Oh God.

(19:29):
I can't hook up with anybody like that.
Nope.
Or like people who don't like brush their teeth.
Yeah.
No, they got the bad breath and they're trying to go like tongue your mouth and you're like,
yeah, I know.
One of my exes just, I swear to God he had like butter on his teeth.
I'm like, God, brush your fucking teeth.
If I can smell your breath from five feet away, that's a fucking problem.
Yeah.
Like in the SpongeBob episode where he has like, you know, the green shit that comes

(19:50):
out of his mouth.
I don't want to fucking see or smell or any of that.
But wait, let me ask another question.
May follow up with this not as a question, but just in this question itself, what's worth
worse though?
Would bad breath be worse than like bad, like body bio of like, I would rather you have
bad breaths in bad bio.
Same.
Okay.
I just make sure I can be like, here's some Listerine and a toothbrush.

(20:13):
You know what I mean?
Do your shit smell like that, like that rank all the time?
Yeah.
You're going to be emitting a smell as you walk around.
I mean, I'm going to go to a doctor.
Immediately.
Because your breath don't like linger the room.
No, it does not.
I know.
I know.
This poor guy had a patient the other day.
He was in the, he was in the lab and he had some, like I had to pray.

(20:35):
I had to spray some, I almost said I had to pray that too.
I had to spray some shit after he left.
I felt terrible because he was really nice, but his bio was fucking stankin' bro.
There is one person who works with us and I don't know their name.
I'm not even going to tell you what job title they have, but every time that I have to come
encounter with them, okay, they're across the desk from me and I can smell their breath

(20:58):
and they like to use the hi, how are you?
And I'm like, I need a mask.
I need a mask immediately.
Ooh.
And I'm like, hunty.
Yeah, it's bad.
That's fucking gross.
It smells like old tobacco mixed with old spice mixed with fucking food particles.
This tells me this is a man.
It might be.

(21:20):
Anywho.
Anywho.
I have one that's more of like the deep thinker question mark.
Okay.
Is free will real or is it just an illusion?
I think this might be an illusion.
I think that they say free will within social means or in any instance, I think that would

(21:48):
provoke anything in any instance, whether it's a relationship, business, workplace,
political norms, social norms, you have free will.
But then again, you know, hold on.
But then again, hold on, you have free will, but the free will comes with consequences.

(22:09):
But then again, no, that's not free will.
So no, I don't.
It's an illusion.
It's an illusion.
100% illusion.
Because I don't know.
Like I feel like it's kind of like, I don't even know what I'm trying to say.
Like scratch me off.
Scratch you off.
Pause.
I meant, it's not like double clicking your mouse.

(22:33):
I'm not really sure.
I don't even that.
That is staying.
That's great.
You know what?
In normal conversations now, when I don't know what to say, I'm just going to be like, scratch
me off.
Anyways, we all agree is valid point.
It's an illusion.
And Liz is a fucking idiot.

(22:55):
No.
We're going to scratch her off.
Scratch her off.
You know, that can be taken more than one way though.
Like.
Yeah.
I was like, scratch you off.
You dirty fuck.
You want me to do?
That's pretty nasty.
Double click your mouse.
Whack fuck.
All right.
So since we're all giggling and it's awkward, should you ever apologize for laughing at

(23:16):
something inappropriate or is laughing just a part of life?
Laughing is a part of life.
Laughing is definitely a part of life.
But.
But.
But.
Oh God.
If you see the grandma fall down the stairs.
Stop.
It was pretty comical when it happened.
Are you wrong?
Fucking laughing at it.
I don't think I'm laughing.
Oh, I'm laughing, but I'm going to make sure she's okay.
And then I'm going to laugh my ass off some more.

(23:38):
Listen, have you ever watched those TikToks that pop up or on Facebook reels, Instagram
reels, whatever it is.
We're like, it's like, I'm going to hell.
And then they show the video of whatever it is.
Yes.
Like peaks over the shoulder.
I'm watching you.
That's inappropriate laughing.
Like you shouldn't be laughing at that situation.
Yes.
But so I don't know.
I guess, I guess since I would say that inappropriate because I have a bad habit of like when shit
happens.

(23:58):
And then it's on my first moment is, are you okay?
And then once I realize they're okay, like I can't like, I can't control myself.
Like I'm literally like pissing myself and crying at the same time because I'm laughing
so hard.
Which is totally fine.
You know what it made me think of?
You're like the inappropriate one.
Have you seen the guy on TikTok who's, oh my God, he's disabled.
He kind of looks like Stephen Hawking's, but a younger version.

(24:20):
Are we talking about the mullet bros?
I don't know.
I don't know his name, but he is in a wheelchair and he's like disabled from the legs down
and he looks like Stephen Hawking's like with his teeth.
And there was a video of like a, I don't know, a pug that had really fucked up teeth and
it was running after something.
And then right as he comes up to the camera, it switches to that disabled guy.

(24:42):
He's always making fun of himself.
So I'm not, I know who you're talking about.
Do you know what I'm talking about?
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
That's what video just came into my mind.
So those, yes, I find funny.
Yes.
I, those, okay.
It's a fact of fucking life, man.
It's just a fact of life.
I mean, when my kid falls down and hurts himself, I laugh first.
Well, yes.
A hundred percent.
Yes.
Cause I'm like, you shouldn't have been fucking doing it.
Fuck around and find out.

(25:05):
Guess who learned a lesson.
I guess you today.
Um, okay.
What's the sexiest accent?
And why British, isn't it?
Isn't it?
Same.
I like it.
I don't know.
Oh, what?
Like I'm really torn on.
Like I fucking love all accents.
Let's, oh, well, excuse me.
I don't love certain accents.
I, okay.

(25:25):
For me, and this is not because of mine, but I do love country accents and I love like
the New York, the New York accent.
Yeah.
I like, there's something about a New Yorker accent.
I'm like, Hey ma, you know what I mean?
And I'm like, okay.
Yes.
I'm bending over.
All right, daddy, right here.
We're in the middle of the fucking grocery store.
I don't fucking care.

(25:46):
Let's go.
It's true.
You know what it is?
Maybe for me is like, uh, because I always feel like I'm part of like the clampets.
So like in English, it's so proper.
You know, like the Beverly hillbillies.
Oh my God.
So I feel like the English accent is just too proper for me.
Like I feel like they're just like, they may sound smarter than they really are.
Half the time.
I'm like, I feel like that's me.

(26:06):
I feel like an idiot.
But what's wrong with sounding smart?
Nothing is wrong with sounding smart.
I love their accent.
I think their accent is absolutely elegant and beautiful, but I'm not like, Oh yeah,
I'm wet from it.
You know, it's just not, it doesn't turn me on.
You said the sexiest.
I don't find it sexy.
I find it elegant and beautiful.
Give me either.
Okay.
Oh yes.
Give me either a deep voice speaking in either fucking English, like British English or Irish

(26:36):
or now we are or, um, like a New Yorker, like just fucking like talking about, like, let
me get a chopped cheese or a chop.
What?
You know, the fucking sandwich thing that they're talking about and like, let's go up
the block and let's go to the bodega and let's like go all this shit.
The bodega.
You want to cook for me?
You want me to cook for you?
You want me on my knees?

(26:56):
Like, how do you want me daddy?
Listen, I'm just gonna say when you were like, I need you to give me and like when you were
talking about the accents, I was like, Oh fuck.
She wants me to do a low voice.
And so I'm like, Oh, don't ask me to do it in accent.
So I'm like getting ready.
I'm like, okay, I'll do it.
She's pulling it from her legs.
I don't know if you watch.
I was like, she does it.
She does do a really good deep voice.
Go ahead.
No, I don't want to.
I don't want to.
Come on.
Just give me a Jessie real quick.
I sexed you?

(27:21):
I just fucked up.
If you wanted to phone sex us in a male voice, first and foremost already know.
Now that the sex part, hold on.
That sounds wrong.
But no, how many times have I pranked you with my low voice when you, when you worked
at that one rehab place?
Okay.
Did you tell her about Jack Mehoff?
No, for real.

(27:44):
Go ahead, you fucking bitch.
So listen, so when she worked at the rehab place where she worked, right, they had no
call already.
Okay.
I was an operator, right?
She was this operator, right?
So, and I knew when she was at work, she'd tell me she was going to work.
So when I was bored, I would call her like five to six times a day, like each time when
she'd be at work and we'd bullshit on the phone normally.
Right.

(28:05):
So then I got like this wild hair at mass to call.
And so on time, like the phones ringing, I'm like, hello.
And I go like that too.
And she's like, uh, hello.
And she says her name and I was like, yeah, it's Jack there.
And she's like, okay.
Um, the last name I was like me off and she's like, right, hold on a second.
So she says it over the intercom.
Fucking Valerie.

(28:27):
And she comes back and she's like, I'm sorry, who is that person?
Because I can't seem to find them.
And I was like, Jack, Jack Mehoff.
And she like, and goes, oh, and then finally she gets real quiet.
And then she's like, uh, who is this?
Then it starts clicking.
Like, wait a second.
I got to the point that I started fucking with her and I'd wait, I'd wait a couple of like,

(28:50):
I would do it a couple of days apart so she wouldn't remember the voice.
Right.
And I'd call and be like, Hey, what's up?
And I would start doing that to her.
And then I'd start asking her really personal questions over the phone and she would get
so fucking quiet and so uncomfortable.
And she's like, I'm, I'm, I'm who's this?
And she would just go back and forth.
And then there was time she actually hung up on me a few times that call back and I'm
dying when I call back laughing and she's like, you're a fucking bitch.

(29:15):
I love that shit.
She did.
She did it good too.
She didn't sound like that because that I would now I'd be like, um, okay.
But she actually did sound like when she gets into fucking mode, she sounds good.
Uh huh.
Yeah.
I'm not, yeah, I'm not fully doing it, but yeah, she didn't do her breathing exercises.
Okay.
That's a little weird.

(29:35):
All right.
What if we could hear everyone's thoughts for just a minute?
Would you want to?
Yes.
Yep.
Really?
You wouldn't know how somebody feels about you.
You wouldn't.
That is honestly like, you know, you've ever heard, like my kids ask me this all the time.
We'll used to, you know, if you could pick one superpower, what would it be?
And I always in between two at either be, I'd want to be invisible because then you can

(29:58):
actually hear what people have to say about, you know, behind your back.
Um, and two would be to be able to hear people's thoughts because there's a lot of times like
for good and for bad, right?
For good.
If someone's depressed and they're not speaking that stuff out or they're going to make a
choice that's really bad, you can step in and be able to be there for them and be able
to kind of counteract what they're, what they're actually thinking versus what they're saying.

(30:20):
Cause a lot of times we, what we say is not truly always what we're fully feeling, right?
Or we don't share those deep feelings that we're feeling because we're afraid to speak
those out.
So to be able to be one step ahead, to be able to help people, I think that'd be cool.
That's just the fix there in me, but you know, no, I think that you're absolutely right.
I would 100% want to know what everyone's thinking at all times because sometimes like

(30:40):
you were saying, like there's, and people be saying shit like, yeah, I like you.
And then behind your back, you fucking bitch.
Like you're right.
Exactly.
So yes, I'm wanting to know just so.
And also I'm clapping back.
If I knew what you're saying, I'm clapping back.
I clap back either way though.
But wouldn't you clap back better if you knew what they were thinking, like truthfully know

(31:03):
what they were thinking.
I mean, yeah, to a certain extent, unless it was something that you like truly cared
about.
That's even more ammo to know.
Don't you think?
Yeah.
I also like sometimes like the mystery.
Really?
Because I'm just like, I don't want to fucking know.
I'd rather you just bounce out.
So you're a no.

(31:23):
You don't want to know.
You don't want to know.
Like if you could actually know, like you're like prime example, if you're in a relationship,
right?
And you're like going like, are we okay?
I hate those talks.
I hate those talks.
Emotional damage.
No, I know.
But like how many times like a day do we ask that question to our partners?
Like when we're in relationships, like that is a common question we ask.
Like if they seem off, if they seem down, if they seem aggravated, it's a question we

(31:46):
ask, right?
But to know truly what they're thinking and what's going on in the head, we already know
that answer.
Do we have to ask?
You're right.
Bitch, I asked you earlier today if you're okay and you're like, yeah, I'm okay.
And then in that moment I'm like, I really want to know what's going on.
Yeah.
So I would want to know.
So you're a no.
You're a no?
Yeah.
Well now that I'm, it's okay to have a different opinion.
Stop provoking.

(32:07):
Like I want to say yes, but I also like, I want people to like me.
So I don't want to know what you think about me.
I just want you to like, I just want to be loved.
Oh, oh.
I'm making the puppy dog lip if anybody can tell.
Like you can't see it.
That's sad.
I really like, listen, I come off as this cold heart, heartless, like callous bitch.
Okay.
It's, it's just a facade.

(32:27):
I'm really a nice person.
Yeah.
See, I'm a really nice person too, but the difference is like, of course I want people
to like me.
Everybody wants people like them.
I don't think anybody's like, I want everybody to hate me.
You know what I mean?
But in the same aspect, like maybe it's just like, once I got close to 40, I'm like getting
the case of the fuck.
It's I think I got that like in my thirties, early thirties.
And so like I've gotten to a point in my life where I'm just like, I don't really care what

(32:49):
anybody thinks anymore.
Like I used to, I used to be such a fucking people pleaser.
I used to sit and spend so much time caring about what each person thought of me and how
it affected them and, and what could I do to make their life better?
And how can I make them like me?
And it was such a waste of time because half of those people aren't even in my life anymore.
90% I even have 90% of them are not my life anymore.

(33:10):
Some for good reasons.
Yeah, absolutely.
So at this point in my life, are you like me or not?
Ain't that right?
Maybe you're either going to love me for who I am and what I have to offer in my life and
in your life to help benefit you or whatever the situation is, or you're going to dislike
me.
And sometimes people just dislike you for no reason.
They're just not their type, so of a person to be around and that's okay too.

(33:31):
Absolutely.
All right.
So you know the same, the same fake it till you make it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do you feel that that solid advice or just socially acceptable line?
Socially acceptable line.
Do you?
A hundred percent.
Because those of us like myself and you guys have pointed it out.
If I, my voice doesn't say my face does and I can't like, I think sometimes in, in social

(33:56):
situations, you have to like fake it.
Like you have to put on your customer service voice.
And there's days that we're like, fuck this.
I'm out.
I can't do it.
I get that.
But it's socially acceptable.
To fake it.
To fake it.
Right.
I think it's solid advice.
I do too.
I think it's solid advice only based on the fact that like, there's going to be things

(34:18):
like prime example.
When you're going into something you're afraid of and you're feeling like a lack of confidence
or whatever the situation is, I feel like it's solid advice to go, Hey, fake it till
you make it act like you have the confidence act like you're ready to do this.
Because even if you're not, you will get there.
Yep.
You just have to do it.
Absolutely.
So the whole thing, until you make it sometime.
I meant, but I can see in your aspect though, like I see it being used for something different.

(34:40):
Right.
I mean, like, I don't, I guess I don't like when I'm at work, that's just work to me,
customer services.
Like when, when I'm around customers or patients or whatever you want to call it, that's different
because I'm a firm believer and you don't know what type of day someone else is having.
So always treat people with respect.
I don't feel like I'm faking that.
I feel like I'm doing it because that's what I'm supposed to do is what I'm wired to do.

(35:02):
So I guess that's why I look at it differently.
And I totally, I'm with her.
I see absolutely you're pointless.
I just think in the aspect that like what she was saying, if I'm going nursing school,
for example, okay, that is prime example of fake it until you make it every day.
I woke up and I'm like, this is fucking hard.

(35:23):
She's seen it.
I know I fucking struggle, but every day I'm like, I got this, I got this in my head.
Everyone's like, you got this.
And I'm like, yeah, I do.
Do I?
Right.
And that's literally, that was an essence of fake it until you make it because it's
almost like self-affirmation, right?
Like I got this, I'm strong.
I can do this.
That's the fake it until you make it that I believe in.

(35:45):
You know what I mean?
I get what you're saying, but like in that aspect, I totally think it's solid advice.
Like be solid with yourself.
Make it until you really get there until you really make it until you really, until you
really make it.
Um, okay.
Our boneless chicken wings, nuggets.
Yeah.

(36:06):
Yeah.
A hundred percent.
Yeah.
Okay.
Tell me why.
Um, okay.
So what is, what is a chicken wing?
Chicken wing, chicken wing, chicken and macaron.
It's a chicken wing.
The wing, right?
So there's bone, right?
And it's the actual part of the wing.
Yes.
So what is a boneless chicken wing?

(36:27):
A boneless chicken wing is a wing that has no bones.
Is it though?
Because think about the meat that's inside of it.
Is it shredded kind of like a chicken nugget is?
Sometimes or it's like a tender almost in a sense.
Because if you think about like, it's just a chunk of meat wrapped in bread, fried till
it's cooked.

(36:48):
The only difference is, is you either eat them dry or you put sauce on them, right?
Or you get them wet.
You eat them wet, right?
So what's the difference from that to a chicken nugget?
It's meat.
The only difference is it's grounded at all times normally in a chicken nugget.
Chicken nuggets are usually fried.
So what the fuck are boneless chicken wings?

(37:09):
But chicken nuggets are usually flat and fried.
What?
What?
What?
Not all.
I mean, if you're eating like the Tyson out of the bag ones.
Hold on.
Do they not have nuggets?
Oh, they do have.
Are they flat?
And are they, and are they ground or are they just like little chunks?
Chunks.
They are chunks.
Yeah.
Wing stop.

(37:29):
They have chunks of chicken.
They're not ground up.
But so why don't they call them nuggets?
It's another way to say it's a selling point.
Kids like nuggets.
Adults like boneless wings.
It's the adult version of nuggets.
That's what it is.
Shit.
Shit.

(37:49):
Damn.
My mind blown.
My mind blown.
Okay.
Fuck this world.
I didn't even think about that until just now.
This is how we had these conversations.
That's not deep ass shit, Liz.
That's great.
I got you.
That's great.
Just call me the philosopher over here.
Oh, God.
All right.
Well, is it okay to send a text that says LOL when you didn't actually laugh out loud?

(38:11):
Yes.
I do it all the fucking time.
Why not?
Because it's a response.
Right.
It's better than not saying anything.
Yeah, exactly.
Because if not, I would just like, all right, and not respond at all.
So me going LOL is like, all right, I'm acknowledging that you said something kind of comical, but
I really didn't find it funny.
But if I find it funny, I normally say LMAO, to be honest with you.
If I'm laughing, I do the LaMao.

(38:32):
LaMao.
LaMao.
But also like, why would you?
Have you ever done that thing where you put LOL because you don't know what to say, but
it's not really a laughing situation?
Right.
Or you know what?
No, I heard it.
I will say it pisses me the fuck off when I'm, when I like in my past now, it does not
happen in my relationship.

(38:53):
But in my past relationships, when they would say somewhere and they'll find it like LOL,
I'm like, dude, fuck you right now.
Right.
Fuck all the way off.
You can shove that LOL up your ass.
That's how I feel when either one of you just like something instead of love it.
For real?
Yeah.
We listen and we don't judge.
That's literally how I feel.
Oh no, we definitely judge sometimes.
I didn't.

(39:14):
I mean, like the other day when I sent the video of that thing and Liz loved it, we were
talking back and forth and like, you just liked it.
I was like, Oh, fuck you bitch.
That's the LOL is equivalent to a thumbs up for me.
Really?
Yep.
Isn't that crazy?
Well, I would understand that if someone just sent a thumbs up, like I get that, like, I

(39:34):
feel like that's like a whatever, you know what I mean?
Like I do that snarkily.
Like, I'm sending it out.
Gotcha.
Like if you came me instead of saying, okay, I'm going to be like, fuck you.
Yeah.
But what about a double K?
I do a double K.
Yeah, I do.
KK is fine, but just K. Just K. I can see the undertone.
My undertone is already.
Yeah, I know.

(39:55):
All righty.
Yep.
Yeah.
Not talking to you.
You're already me.
I'm hanging up that phone call and not calling you for a couple days.
That's equivalent to throwing the hat in the room to see how someone's going to throw it
back at you.
Uh huh.
Uh huh.
All right.
So if we evolved from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?

(40:17):
Fuck man.
Fuck man.
Are they just lazy?
Like are those the ones that are lazy and didn't evolve?
What if they're like, I'm going to go like way out there in left field.
Okay.
You ready for this?
Stoner thoughts.
Stoner thoughts.
2 a.m.
What if those monkeys are genetically made so that they can keep making humans to populate

(40:39):
the world?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
My brain didn't catch up to what the fuck you just said.
Say it again.
What if those monkeys are genetically made, uh huh, like in a lab somewhere so that they
can have humans as backup to repopulate the world just in case something happens to all
of us?
That's not happened to all of us when it happened to the monkeys too.

(41:00):
No, because they're genetically made in the lab.
What if they can't get the same things that we get?
Yeah, but they're still fucking procreating monkeys.
I mean, have you gone to a zoo and watched them bitches?
Fuck.
Actually, I don't watch animals.
Fuck.
It's not a hobby of mine.
No, it's like you don't even get a choice.
I'm like, oh, you want to see this?
I mean, shit.
I've been there and like, what, like all of a sudden I'm standing, all of a sudden a girl

(41:22):
is just like jerking it and I'm like, yo, like covering up for the zoo.
Okay, we're going to go past this one.
You don't need to learn this yet.
I don't think I've actually seen that.
But okay.
Wait, what?
But here's, you've never seen the monkey jack off?
Oh my God.
They do it all the time.
They're always like, they're like not in boys.
Yes.
No, I've seen it on like Facebook and stuff, but not in real life is what I'm saying.

(41:44):
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I've not seen it in real life.
It's a site for sorrows.
But here's my thing.
If monkeys, she's getting deep thought.
She's diving in.
I'm diving.
Okay.
If we evolve from monkeys, right?

(42:05):
If two monkeys had sex, what DNA in the other monkey created a different strand of DNA to
eventually evolve into humans?
Where are those monkeys?
How did their DNA flip?
Oh God.
So it's a genetic mutation.

(42:25):
You know, like how two people can have a child.
So we're dumb.
We're genetically fucking dumb.
I wasn't going to say it, but somebody had to.
What?
I think I know what you're going, but it's not making sense when you say it out loud.

(42:47):
How is that not making sense?
I can literally call it probably three other fucking people to understand what I'm saying
right now.
Right.
But what you're saying is, so you're, you're basically saying like, how did they, how,
how did they get together?
Yes.
To go on and make us right?
Yes.
How did two people get together that have brown hair and come out with a redheaded child?
How did two people get their genetic mutations?

(43:11):
Right or wrong?
I don't believe it came from monkeys.
I'm just putting it up there.
I don't either, but I don't either.
I think there are similarities.
Like I think we're kissing cousins, but kissing husbands, kissing cousins.
I thought you said husbands.
I was like, I thought it's kissing cousins.
I swear.
It's kissing husbands.
It's kissing husbands.
Yep.
Okay.

(43:31):
We're going to be tall.
That's one thing.
Could you scratch me?
Do you believe that we evolved from apes?
No, no, I don't.
Absolutely not.
Where do you think we evolved from?
From God.
Yeah.
I understand that.
But if we're going on the, I get it.
I get it.
In Christianity, I get it.
But if we're going scientifically in evolution, where do you think we evolved from?

(43:52):
I don't.
I don't.
That's my problem.
Yeah.
And I'm not trying to be closed minded.
I've never honestly sat there and thought about it ever in my life.
Like we did the whole Darwinism theory in school and I, I fucking zoned out.
I mean, I listened to it, but I just, I don't know.
I mean, do you think we evolved from, from apes?

(44:16):
I'm not going to disclude it because I'm very scientific brain.
I'm not going to disclude it.
There's no answer that's wrong here.
Yeah, absolutely not.
I don't know.
I'm Christian.
So I believe God made us.
Right.
But if we're going scientifically on the other side of the brain, I can flip both sides,
even though I believe in God and how we were created through God, I'd be ignorant not to

(44:43):
also think about science.
Okay.
Taking it like one step further, what's to say that it isn't a mixture of both and our
evolving wasn't from like, cause we're what?
Like Neanderthals or whatever.
Right?
Like what's not to say that we didn't just evolve from like our own human species as
others have evolved, like prime example, like elephants and mammoths, right?

(45:04):
Like they evolved to what is needed in their timeframe of where they lived.
Right.
Right.
So who's to say that it wasn't just say if we go Christianity wise, right?
Like, so God created humans, right?
And all the other animals, right?
So what's not to say that they didn't all just slowly evolve into different, different
aspects of it, but not that we evolved from an animal.

(45:27):
Very well.
I'm not like, and I, I get that.
Not to sound ignorant.
I mean, I mean, I get there's so many different theories, so many different ways to go about
it.
And nobody's opinion is wrong.
You know what I mean?
It's just, it is what it is.
I don't know enough about the science behind it, about evolution to sit here and speak
on it and argue about it.
But like monkeys, they could be lazy.
If I start going, I'm just sound like an educated swine.

(45:50):
So we're just not going to uneducated swine.
I can't.
What's the worst song to get stuck in your head?
I think the baby shark.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
Mine was always Adam's family.
That, and I'm going to kick it like real old school, which might be older than you guys,

(46:15):
but Gilligan's Island.
I love Gilligan's Island.
Show the fuck out, twinning.
Oh my God.
I love Gilligan's Island.
But they're fucking three hour tour.
Like that whole shit, like it used to get stuck in my head as a kid and I'd be like,
get it out.
And then I'd get it out.

(46:36):
My mom would start singing it or humming it and I was like, you fuck white.
I just got it out of my head.
I just imagine that in you guys' Illinois.
You fuck white.
Why did you do that?
Bobby's world.
No, that's that's Wisconsin, Minnesota.
That is four, nine.
Oh, she does a good one.

(46:57):
Well, yeah.
I have my family talks like that.
So two, four, nine, two, four, nine.
Should you, um, and I know we've done it, so, okay.
No, Lord.
But should you be allowed to have an entire conversation with someone just using gifts?
Wait, okay.
Hold on.

(47:17):
My brain just completely like blanked.
Do you say have a whole conversation only using gifts?
Like not the emojis, but like the gifts itself.
Yes.
100%.
I love that.
That's a, that's a whole love language.
It is a love language.
No, like legit.
Her and I had a whole rant the other day.
It's literally just gifts.
It was after that, that, that, uh, message I got on Facebook.

(47:40):
So we were just back and forth with gifts.
It's a whole, it really is a love language and I think that that should be enacted in
real conversation because you can find a gift for anything.
I thought we, in real language, like what do you do?
Just hold up a TV with like a picture of something that's animated.
I think she meant the way I, I, I do what you were thinking.

(48:05):
Literally.
Cause we all do it in one way, shape or form where we sit there and try and reenact the
memes and we're like, okay, like, you know, I'm going to start walking around with my
iPad.
I'm going to start walking around every time I say something.
It's just, I'm going to, I'm literally going to do it like every time, like we're in the
middle of a conversation since we want it literally, I'm just going to be like, Oh my

(48:27):
God.
And then I'm going to pull up a picture of like a girl saying, Oh my God, I'm just gonna
hold my phone up like this instead of saying it.
Oh my God.
I fucking can't, I fucking can't.
What is the worst trend, like fashion trend of all time?
Corduroy.
I fucking can't stand that shit.

(48:49):
Oh wait, that and okay.
And I know like the juicy line does it, but the fucking velvet fucking jogging suit.
Bitch I don't, unless you are a size two with a perky ass, your ass look like a box of cottage
cheese just fucking stuck in that bitch.
Like I will not put that on.
I fucking rippled.
Even when I was a teen, I couldn't.
Really?
No, I did.

(49:09):
I had a, well, mine was dark blue, so you couldn't really see the fucking cellulite,
but at 16 years old, I fucking rocked that shit.
And I thought that it was cute.
And then I grew older and I'm insane.
Cause I had a pink pair of that that I got for like Christmas for my grandmother.
And I would like put them on and I like turned around.
I'm like, my ass looks like a square and it looks like the moon.
No way.
And I threw them out.
Not doing it.

(49:29):
Yeah, no way.
Um, I think I didn't like, okay.
So at first, when they first came out, I liked the low rise jeans, but now in my mid thirties,
I like the, why I like the upper ones, the up, right.
Yeah.
I don't like the low rise.
The high waisted.
Yeah.
The low rise.
And when you sit down, you see a fucking ass crack.
I don't want to see an ass crack.
Yeah.

(49:50):
That was, that was popular like in like the late nineties, early two thousands, when you'd
wear the thongs.
So this way your thong showed.
Yeah.
I remember doing that with the big studded belt and you're like, yeah, a little spaghetti
top.
So cute.
And then my sister had one.
It was like a, the top was like one of those vests and it had like the, um, the pleather
or the buttons that tied in the middle and your boobs went, yep.

(50:11):
And they were like perky and under your chin.
Yeah.
Under your chin.
I don't know if it's a fashion trend or not.
I mean, I guess it is, but remember when we all used to like scrunch our hair and then
just straighten the bangs.
Yes.
I fucking did that shit religiously.
So did she.
I thought it was, I thought it was disgusting.
Like now I'm looking back at it going, uh huh.
Why do you know I tried that like a month ago?

(50:33):
You did.
I did.
I'm not even going to lie because it was cute.
I thought it was cute back then.
Right.
So I'm like, you know what?
I'm just going to scrunch my hair and straighten my bangs.
Cause that was like my step sister at the time.
Like you just always do her hair that way because she had the curly hair like you did.
Right.
So she would pull out her straightener and then her curling iron and her blow dryer and
she would straighten her bangs and then give them the little right, right to her face.

(50:54):
And it always looks so cute.
So I'm like, you know what?
Fuck it.
I'm going to do it.
Right.
And I did it.
I'm like, I belong in a special ed.
Olympics.
Absolutely not.
I'm not doing this again.
Like, absolutely not.
Well what'd that face look like?
What'd that, oh no.
All right.
So is being too honest, just an excuse to be rude?

(51:20):
Not being honest, but being too honest.
Is it just an excuse to be rude?
I think so.
I think so.
Yeah.
I mean, there's, there is a limit to your honesty.
There has to be.
There has to be.
I mean, like honestly.
I was just going to say, that's gotta be, wheeze.

(51:42):
I was just going to piggyback off that and say there has to be finesse with the honesty.
I think that being too honest is not an excuse to be rude if you're finessing the honesty.
I agree.
So I think that being honest, being too honest is a great quality for someone to have, but
you have to know how to use that honesty.

(52:02):
Yeah, no, you're right.
So I a hundred percent agree with that.
Yeah.
That's where I'm at on that.
Yeah.
Cause I don't think that, I think that being too honest is, it's a good thing to be honest,
but you also have to like watch how you say things.
You know what I mean?
Like you have to like, I don't want to say walk on eggshells with it, but you have to
find a way to say it.
That's kind of acceptable to not hurt someone's feelings.

(52:24):
Yes.
I think that the person that I work with, that works in the hospital, not necessarily
my department, but this person is very, and they, they pride themselves on being quote
unquote brutally honest.
They're just fucking rude and passive aggressive.
See, I think I'm brutally honest, but you're not rude or passive aggressive.

(52:45):
Right, right, right, right.
There's a difference.
I think that you're, you're beautifully honest and that's just, that's a beautifully honest.
I like that word.
I'm going to start using that instead of brutally.
I'm beautifully honest.
Okay.
Yeah.
I let right.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Okay.
Moving on.
If you were a ghost, how would you haunt people?
Oh, the list goes on and on and on and on.

(53:10):
I fuck so hard.
I don't know.
What?
I meant, I meant, okay.
I mean, it is whatever that no, no, I meant I would fuck so hard.
No, I'd fuck with people so hard is what I meant with that came out wrong.
I'd fuck so hard.
I'd fuck so hard.
No, I'd fuck with people so hard.
Would you?
Oh yeah.

(53:31):
Like you'd be like, where are my car keys?
I'd go and hide them somewhere else.
You'd be like, Oh, did I forget to turn off the toaster?
You know what I mean?
Like, I'll plug it back in.
Question.
Are we haunting people that we know or not?
Oh my God.
Oh, okay.
People that we know.
You would know it's me.
Right.
So I wouldn't do things to like, I, you know what?
I would honestly do things that would remind you guys of me.

(53:52):
Like I put on music, like I would literally just like hit the Alexa, like to play a song
that would remind you that'd be the kind of show I'd do.
Someone I didn't know.
I mean, still even in that, like I wouldn't try to scare people because I mean, I've been
in that situation.
I've been, I've lived in haunted houses.
Okay.
And I know I'm good.
Like, I don't, I don't want shit fucking with me.
So if I'm going to do shit to let people know I'm around, it's, it's going to be nice stuff.

(54:16):
You know what I mean?
So they're not like, Oh, it's time to cast you out.
Yeah.
No, right.
Exactly.
I think it depends on the person for me.
I mean, what did you do?
Yeah.
If it was an ex, I mean, yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
If they were dirty and grimy throwing knives, how's his butt plug feel?
Drano in your pocket pussy.

(54:38):
I think that I would, um, mine would be funny things.
Yeah.
I would leave out like lube or something where it's not supposed to be, or I'd put, I'd put
it on the TV as they're like, grandparents are walking in.
I could make sure the Asian girls around there though.

(54:58):
Two girls, one cup at a family meeting.
Oh my God.
That's just fucked up.
You're saying a family meeting.
Yeah.
Or like a family gathering.
Family gathering.
All right guys, it's time for a weekly family meeting.
Come on.
Come on.
I'm putting up YouTube with a big thing that says, fuck you.

(55:19):
That was here.
Yeah, that was here.
Hello.
Oh shit.
Oh God.
I think we all can relate to this one.
Okay.
Is it better to have a signature laugh that's instantly recognizable or is it just your
personality's ringtone?
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, a signature laugh for what that is instantly

(55:41):
recognizable or is that just your personality's ringtone?
It's your personality's ringtone.
It's absolutely your personality's ringtone.
Do you need me to read it again?
No, I'm just, I don't know why my brain is like, no please, I'm not comprehending.
Like I'm like, okay, what?
No comprende.
No comprende.

(56:02):
Do you think people should change their laughs or do you think the laughs that they're good
with like it's just them?
That's their ringtone.
Oh yeah, I know people need to change their laugh because some of them, listen, I'm not
saying I have a good laugh or anything, but dude, there's some people that like literally
you're going, what?
You're like, it stops you from doing anything because you're sitting there watching them

(56:23):
going, wait a minute, is that, are you fucking with me right now?
Yeah, well what if it's really funny that it's like so bad that it's funny?
Yeah, man, that's okay.
Not for you.
I mean like, you know what I mean?
But I don't want to hear someone go, huh, huh.
Every time we fucking tell a joke, you know what I mean?
I mean you sound like Chanel West Coast.
Chanel West Coast on the one and twos over here.

(56:44):
It's true.
I don't know.
Have I always laughed like this?
Yeah.
Well, no.
Well, I know you have to an extent, the more it has been brought up, the more it's been
enunciated I've noticed.
That's a good word.
Very good word.
Maybe that's, I don't know.
Okay, so is taking lots of selfies a form of self love or self obsession?

(57:09):
Self love.
Cause I take a lot of selfies.
I think it's a form of a little bit on, it borders.
I think it rides a fine line between self love and self obsession.
Why?
And in what way?
So
Okay, hold on.

(57:33):
So I mean I take photos myself.
Okay.
Like I do.
And do I take a lot?
No.
Not like I used to.
Okay.
Before I felt like it was more of like an obsession for myself of like, oh my God, like
look at how beautiful you are.
You know what I mean?
Like I felt like I was trying to, I was trying to be obsessed with myself, I guess in a sense.
And to the point like of constantly posting my photos everywhere of like, look at me,

(57:53):
look at me, look at me.
Like I feel like those are some sort of an obsession of like acceptance, I guess in a
sense and like, I don't know.
Like I think it borders.
I really do.
Like I think it rides a fine line to me because it, okay.
And I mean this with no disrespect because I love you.
I wholeheartedly love you.
I knew I was getting attacked.
I was just fucking waiting for it.
Go ahead.
No, and I love it.

(58:15):
Like I do for you because you have, so you do have a lot of love for yourself, right?
Absolutely.
And I love that.
And I, I honestly, I envy that about you.
If you want me to be a harmless honest, I do.
I envy that about you because I wish that I could love myself the amount that you love
yourself.
And I feel like I have struggled myself in like a narcissistic way.

(58:37):
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, not at all.
But like she, like I honestly, like I'm truly envious of the amount of love that you have
for you as a person and other, although I see other people too as well.
And I try to implement that and I have a hard time with it, like I take a photo of myself
and I'm like, Oh, you look like fucking dog shit.
Right.

(58:58):
And like, and I can't no matter.
Oh my God.
That's the prettiest picture ever.
Right.
And I can take 400 photos myself and I don't like any single one of them and I'll get with
one.
I'm like, no, I guess it's, it's not like it's, it's the best choice out of all of them.
Right.
But I won't like, I'm not going to put my photo like on my Alexa or on my phone is my
background.
Right.
Because I don't want to see it.
Like I don't even like to look at myself in the mirror, let alone see it on my phone each

(59:19):
day when I open my phone.
Does that make sense?
So in the fact that you can do that, like I'm envious of that, like in a sense, because
and I'm proud of you for that because I believe that self love is important.
Right.
Um, I just have never been able to be that person, I guess.
Let me give you the different perspective.
Okay.
Absolutely.

(59:40):
I have fought with myself image for so fucking long.
Okay.
As you're speaking on.
Right.
Okay.
And it's very hard when I go down a, there's periods of months where I wasn't taking selfies
because I didn't feel good about myself.
And when I start going, okay, I'm taking care of myself.
I feel better.
I'm going to take pictures and put it on there.

(01:00:02):
Like my face is not my background on my phone.
Right.
I have pictures that flipped through Alexa.
Right.
You know, and then I'm on there, which it's a reminder that like, okay, you got this, but
you're beautiful.
I also have your beautiful hello gorgeous on my mirrors to remind me to give that self
information that are their self affirmation that I'm not an ugly, worthless piece of shit

(01:00:25):
you never were.
But that's why I take selfies.
Right.
No, and there's nothing wrong with that.
There's nothing wrong with that.
I'm not, I wasn't saying to attack you.
I hope you know that like this was not an attack on you.
Okay.
Yeah.
No, no, not at all.
I wasn't trying to attack anybody.
I was asking a question because there are people a hundred percent in this world that
are obsessed.
Self centered and absolutely obsessed with themselves.

(01:00:48):
I think that there's a narcissistic version of that.
And then there's also the self love of like, you know what?
I'm proud of myself.
I'm looking good.
I'm going to take pictures.
Absolutely.
And we all have this one.
And we're worthy.
We're all worthy of those moments.
Absolutely.
A hundred percent.
And I just want you to know, like you do inspire me to want to like love myself more and you
should.
You should that video that you posted just that you were posting on Tik TOK the other

(01:01:11):
day that you were just sending to us about like just what we're doing here.
My first instant thought is God, she's fucking beautiful.
Dude.
I hated that video.
That's crazy.
Why?
Because I look at myself and I see like, I see the oldness, I see the big ass forehead,
I see the fucking wrinkles, I see all the imperfections.
I see the deep set eyes and this and that like everything like I look at it, it makes

(01:01:33):
me want to throw up.
We're the worst critics on ourself.
And I'm telling you that first, like no one thinks that no one thinks that I do.
I'm one of my own worst critics.
Well, start taking more selfies.
So that will be her taking more selfies and us ending this episode for the motherfucking
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