Celebrating One Year of Podcasting Adventures

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Happy anniversary to us.
Happy anniversary to us.
What's up?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Happy birthday to us.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (00:09):
The only thing that is consistent, that we've been
doing this, that we've starteddoing this after a year Is that
we never start on time.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's always something Somebody's
got something.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Usually it's me, so I'll take it Right For real then
.

Speaker 1 (00:25):
Evening boys.

Speaker 3 (00:28):
I actually looked into mine an hour before we
started.
I was like, let me make sure,because I don't have my work
laptop, let me make sure I getthis going.
Started at 8.8, and it was likeI'm good to go, but 8.20.
Yes, and then, mr man over here, I gotta update my computer.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
For real, though, I can't even see the number
anymore, as I blocked it.

Speaker 1 (00:46):
Fuck that number.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
It'll be ready by the minute.

Speaker 1 (00:50):
I'll make sure my laptop's charged.
I'm gonna send out a.
I'm gonna send out anotification on Saturday.
Check your fucking computers,bitches.

Speaker 3 (00:57):
Right man.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
We launched about a year ago now.
Welcome to season two.
Woo Wait, is this the seasonfinale?

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Yeah, so we launched about a year ago now.
Welcome to season two.
Woo Wait, is this the seasonfinale?

Speaker 2 (01:08):
I don't know.
It's the finale.
We'll see season two next week.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Welcome to season two Next week, next week, woo.

Speaker 1 (01:17):
No, we need to make these mugs wait like three years
and then have an announcementcome out and be like we're not
inventable sir, we're coming outin six months and you're like
wait, what that show's still on.
Then we've got to have a teasertrailer to go with it, and then
we only do four episodes andthen we just go back on hiatus
again.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
No, we'll all just have things like this.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
And we'll just dub with the same video over and
over.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
That's pretty funny, we fixed that in post man.
But yeah, so about a year ago Itook these suckers into doing a
podcast with me.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
You were talking about it, right.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Sorry, go ahead.
What?
Oh yeah, what was it likeDecember or something?
I started talking about it.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Like seriously.
Yeah, you had mentioned it abunch before.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
And then by February I think that was when my
schedule was changing I'm like,let me get on my new schedule
and we'll figure it out then.
But yeah, I have enjoyed itAgain.
Like I've told you guys thisbefore, thank you for doing it
with me.
It entertains me, love.

Speaker 3 (02:24):
I will admit it definitely started off as all
right, we'll see what this isabout, and it's like it's not
going to kill me.
I would sit around and chatwith y'all motherfuckers anyway.
So what difference is it thatit's being filmed, right?
And then probably it wasn'tearly on, but it finally started
to be like you know what?

(02:44):
I'm actually enjoying it.
It went from I'll tolerate it,I'll do it.
I would have done it anyway.
So now I like it.
Even like I told you guys lastmonth when I missed that episode
and I got to go back and watchit, I enjoyed the hell out of it
.
Oh yeah, I'm definitely.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
What about you, sorry ?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
You still liking it?
Yeah, no again.
Yeah, it's so fun.
You know me, the quiet one, theone that never has anything to
say about anything.
No, I mean again, I I think I'mkind of in the same boat with
lou.
Like when we first started this, it was kind of like okay, well
, jackal gets tired of doingthis in like a month, or this is
just him.
You know we're we're doing thisbecause you wanted to do this.
Right, like not that, not thatwe were opposed to doing it, but

(03:27):
it's not.
I don't think it's anythingeither of us would have ever
initiated.
Yeah, but when you're like,okay, I spent x money on this
and we gotta, I got thissubscription and it was like, oh
, okay, like he's actuallyfucking getting real about it
now, guys, I spent 40 hourswatching podcasting stuff, so I
know what to do now and I'm like, okay, and then what happens?

(03:49):
AI, I'm just AI in everything,so you didn't actually need to
watch anything.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
All that.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
But no, I mean the same.
It's like you know.
Then, once we started gettinginto the groove and figuring
things out, and I mean like theonly thing I would change is
potentially not softball orbaseball Wow, holy shit, words
are hard.
Yeah, if it's not footballseason, moving it to like every
other week, because, but I mean,we've also been able to keep

(04:19):
that up.
So I have changed my opinion onthat, because for a while I was
like we should do every otherweek because we're running out
of shit to talk about.
But we've been able to keep itup and we've had, like we talked
about last week, we've hadepisodes with just the two of
you guys, the two of us.
There'll be an episode at somepoint with probably just Lou and
myself and we'll see whathappens.

(04:40):
But you know that's fair.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
That's fair.
We'd have to figure some shitout and learn how to do what
Jack's doing.
I'll just wait a week untilJack's back.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (04:52):
Jack, can you?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
AI this week, it's fine.

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Can you AI out for us , write down your notes and save
them for next week.
That's all.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
I did.
I actually went back andlistened to a couple of episodes
.
I listened to our first episode.
My microphone sounded horrible,Like it was underwater or some
shit.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
But you have a new mic You've gotten since then.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
No, it's the same mic .
It just works better.
I figured it out proper.
Now I'm using my phone's mic,so let's see how this sounds
when I edit it.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
You know what, though , but not crazy worse.
It does sound worse, but it'snot like oh my God, his mic
sounds bad.
It's like you can just tell itdoesn't sound as good as the
other one, but it's not bad.
The camera, that is definitelybetter, that is 100% Fine, I'll
order a ring light.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Oh, we were just talking about that earlier.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
He just spent 45 minutes getting Lou all dialed
in on what he's going to orderNext week for season two the
opening Lou's going to have awhole little studio going on
with studio lights and newheadphones.

Speaker 3 (06:00):
Not even kidding.
I was like I need to get someBluetooth headphones over the
ear anyway, just for work andfor the trip.
I was like, well, hell.
And then I was like, well,jack's still not here, let's
look into this.
So ring light got that set up.
I know which one to get on thatso.
So in the meantime, in themeantime, duke walked me through
and had a he sent me a link forbecause I have both monitors up

(06:21):
now.
So one of them he sent me alink for just a white screen so
I have a lighting over here, andthe other one he's like dude,
shrink down our podcast, putanother browser up with the
white on the background there,so it's like embedded.
Yeah, you got like the faux hehas like a faux ring light.
I do, I had to go now.
It's like I got over.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Look how sexy he looks.
Look how sexy he looks.
Lou's going to make that hisTinder profile picture now.
And Grindr.

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Do it.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I think you get 50% off, so you're fine.

Speaker 3 (06:55):
They're going to move me up to the top of the list.
If they need to take 50% off,I'll fit in these dudes as soon
as I do that.
Duke takes a suck from hisstraw.
Look at that.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Oh, it's blue as soon as I do that, duke takes a suck
from his straw.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Look, at that, hang on, hang on.
Oh it's blue.
Oh, there we go.
Tasty Quench, that thirst.
But, Lou, if you only lastedthis long, you would not be good
on Grindr.
I'm just saying, okay, there isthat.
I suppose it's like yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Bottom, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
No, there we go, and I'm sure Louis has a line to
sigh Alice, so it's fine.
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
What do you mean?
What's that Hemscom box behind?

Speaker 3 (07:34):
you Lou.
Let me get that bottle out ofthe screen.

Speaker 2 (07:36):
Let me make sure we're good Making himself sexier
.
We can now see everythingbehind him.

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Yeah, exactly, it's all very clear what he purchases
from mostly.
Yeah, I see On my side, I seemy jacket and I see a couple
Amazon boxes.
That's all I see from what Isee, you just wait until the
YouTube video comes out andpeople will be seeing all that
shit on either side.

Speaker 2 (07:57):
Yeah, for real.
One girl's on the back buttnaked, checking getting
something out of her Dude one ofthese days.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
That shit's going to happen, it's just going to
happen.

Speaker 2 (08:05):
And she's the only one that watches it on YouTube,
so she'll be the only one thatknows.
But then suddenly we have like10,000 videos on that one video
Exactly, but it's demonetized.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
But it's demonetized so we don't get any money.
I'm like fuck.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
We'll have to have an actual sponsor.
I guess HIMS would be thesponsor for that.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
There you go.
We're old HIMS and Manscaped,because Manscaped will sponsor
anybody.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Yeah, they will, they really will.
They have no politicalaffiliation.
They have no any kind ofEverybody needs to shave their
balls.
No, shame, everyone Dude.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
But it's we got you.
They're not sponsoring us, soit's fine, I can say this, but I
watched them like review videoswhere, like it's one of those
where they like buy every thingthat they see sponsored and test
it out and they're like, yeah,it's butt cheeks, like they're
man, the man, man mower orwhatever the fuck they call it.

(09:03):
Yeah, yeah, they said it sucks2.0.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
It's like magic spoon .

Speaker 1 (09:07):
They said magic spoon sucks Like it's, it's fucking
cardboard.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
I'd like that's funny because all this came up in our
first episode was talking aboutmagic spoon and manscaped and
being sponsored.

Speaker 1 (09:20):
Hey, full circle guys .

Speaker 3 (09:24):
We've come back around.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
We were talking about possible sponsors, and it's
been a year and none of themhave reached out.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Those assholes, man, I swear they're losing out.
That's their lot.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Dude, I'm a whore, I'll sponsor whomever.
Just give us that dough, man,we'll put you out there.

Speaker 1 (09:41):
I'll try whatever your product is, except for milk
, I ain't trying your milkproduct, the milk council's like
we'll sponsor you lose like dad, fuck you, no, no we're good,
it's like magic spoon.

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Two addresses yeah that's it it's all you need.
I'm gonna save you posters.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
I'm gonna help you out magic put that money into uh
, to what you're sponsoringthank you, magic spoon with
waters.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
It's not very good.

Speaker 1 (10:05):
Jack and I sitting here drinking glasses of milk
while Lou's eating dry eatingfucking magic spoon.

Speaker 3 (10:10):
You're going to think I'm an 18 month old just
chilling in a high chair orwhatever, just picking that
magic spoon out, because that'sthe only way to get eaten.

Speaker 1 (10:18):
You're looking like somebody who ate a whole
spoonful of a cinnamon.
Just Right, wait, how are youdoing that look?

Speaker 2 (10:27):
I know it's going to be clipped this week.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Was that a jack-in-the-box cup?
No, it's his.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Dunkin' Cup.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
He always has his Dunkin' Cup.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
And he's drinking water because he's a healthy.
Yeah, because he's a healthy.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
He's a healthy.
Yeah, boy, he's a healthy, yeahbecause he's a healthy.

Speaker 3 (10:46):
He's a healthy, yeah, boy.

Speaker 1 (10:48):
He's a healthy Jack.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
I'm going to say fill in the blank, but we know what
he wanted filled with Speakingof.
So what did you do?
First of all, how are y'allhungry for dinner?
Like seriously, you go toBrazilian man.
You can't be hungry for dinneroh, the big one.

Speaker 2 (11:08):
She just ate a 36 crepe.
I'm like the fuck, am Ispending this kind of money?
Are you gonna eat two crepes?

Speaker 3 (11:15):
they were good crepes , but uh-huh, so she was hungry
obviously yeah, that'll do it,but I'm just like when I usually
go to, I was like I don't know,I can't remember.
I went some oh I know what itwas last week when I went to the
Korean barbecue place and it'sa two hour limit and I was there
at 245, five o'clock, you'rewalking out there with no belt

(11:41):
on for real dude.
I was like you know what I triedto eat dinner?
It was like, man, I had like acouple of bites of fries like a
tater tot, you know shit likethat.
I was like, ah, I'm good, wentto Bad Daddy's for dinner and it
was like no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (11:56):
You're like this is a waste of a trip.

Speaker 3 (11:59):
What am I doing here happened, but yeah, usually when
I get those buffets like that,I am trying, not, I'm only as
fool as I can.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
I like Girl Scout cookie selling Burned.
All them calories.

Speaker 3 (12:12):
How long were you out ?

Speaker 2 (12:12):
for Like two hours.
I think for two hours maybe.
But then last night afterbrunch we went to the old house
and made the girls actuallyparticipate in cleaning up all
their shit, before I go overthere with a garbage bag and
just put it all on the curb.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
What do you guys?

Speaker 2 (12:30):
want to keep oh.
I don't know.
We burned calories.
It's gone Yep, pretty much.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
Nice.

Speaker 2 (12:36):
I was actually proud of them.
They were like no, I don't needthat.
I'm like look, we've beenliving in this house for a
minute.
If you ain't missed it, youain't going to believe it.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
Exactly that's what I was saying.
I was like wait they've been.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Yeah, you've been gone six months Right.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
And then they're like but dad, you have all those
boxes in the garage, Don't lookat that.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah, but I moved my shit to the house, didn't I?
So obviously I was missing it.

Speaker 3 (12:59):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Exactly.
Probably have, I don't knowexactly.
Probably have maybe three trips, and that's because of the
bookshelf that I need to bringover, but then all my shit's
going to be over here, so Idon't care so you got insurance,
you're good yep, my shit's safethen, it's time to put it on
the market.

Speaker 3 (13:20):
I was going to say is there a time frame for posting
it on the?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
market.
I'm just saying ASAP, go ahead.
I think everybody else ismotivated.
Nobody else wants to do it.

Speaker 3 (13:30):
I mean, I guess y'all just like two mortgages.
You know that's the money thatcould go to other stuff, but
instead it's going to sit thereand stay with the house.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah, it could fill that fucking hole in the
backyard.
How about that?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Hey, if you don't take care of y'all's stuff, we
can't have a pool because wecan't pay for it, because we
have to sell the house, and thenDaddy will never be able to
poop in the casita.
I was like why is there a portapotty out here?
What the hell.

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Why is there a willy make it?
Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
That's so wild.
I have this too in a couplemore episodes the Vagina Dentile
.
That was our first episode.
We got a bunch of hits onYouTube because we assumed all
the little honey kids were likeooh vagina, oh sausage fest.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
Oh my god, that's what we need.
We need to add a chick to themix.
Get those 12-year-old to14-year-old demographics up.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
It's like a low-cut TikTok or some shit.
We're just over herebullshitting.
She's just like hey, you guysare so funny.

Speaker 1 (14:38):
She'll keep us on point there you go.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
She needs me in a hot tub.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
They canceled that, remember.
You can do that.

Speaker 2 (14:47):
On YouTube you can do what you want, not on Twitch.

Speaker 3 (14:50):
That was Twitch.
You're right, do it on live.
We're going to wrestle.
Do some naked painting, becauseit's artistic.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
That's allowed, not exploitative at all.

Speaker 3 (15:03):
Let's see overview, and I'm a black trans lesbian,
so so we're going to be coveredthere.
They're not going to want toupset us.
We're a protected class.
That's where.

Speaker 2 (15:12):
I am.
I watched Alice in Two andOptimus Prime watches fall out
in blackface.
That was a good one.

Speaker 3 (15:20):
Is that the one where the computer died on us?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Yes, at the very end and, like Duke, disappeared for
like the last 10, 15 minutes.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Because I just clicked on the wrong button and
then was like wait, shit.

Speaker 2 (15:33):
It's probably the best part of that episode Lou
brought a black face and thenwas like oh, that was so funny,
dang Jack, talking about blackface and black history month.

Speaker 3 (15:42):
Have some respect, man, what the hell.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Speaking of the history, sir Okay, bringing to
light the racism and the turmoilthat our black brothers and
sisters have been put through Ahundred years ago, shh Semantics
.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
It happened.
I want my reparations fornothing that ever happened to me
.

Speaker 2 (16:03):
We need to learn from history so as not to repeat the
mistakes Way past.
That.
For real, for real, but we havea total of 343 total downloads.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
That's almost one a day.
Yeah, damn yeah.
Our highest top episode is ouropening episode with 35 uh,
vagina dentata, number two.
And then uh, fleshlight brunchwith jar jar binks is number
three, tied with optimus primewatches, fallout and blackface.

(16:40):
And then it goes from down fromthere.
For some reason, we have 59 ofour people listen to us through
a web browser weird, but okay,yeah, a little bit yeah the last
seven days we've had 13downloads.
30 days, 47 downloads.
Last 90 days, 103.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
More than one a day yeah, so, uh, nothing, this
bitch our last.

Speaker 1 (17:03):
Uh, let's see, we are consistent In the last.
We've definitely picked up somepeople Over the last month and
a half.
Two months.
We are consistently getting atleast 10 downloads.
Our lowest point was 6downloads and that was let's see
, raiders rivalry, playoffpredicaments and draft day.

(17:23):
Okay, we're not talking aboutfootball anymore, because nobody
gives a shit if we talk aboutfootball since that episode.
That was six.
We got six downloads on that,but since then we've gotten
between nine and ten for thelast two, four, six episodes.

Speaker 3 (17:42):
I like how we're all excited about that, where a
bunch of people out there wouldbe crying.
I only have 10 downloads.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah and I'mover here like hell yeah we got
10.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Let's see all episodes, All episodes.
90% of our listens happen inNorth America.

Speaker 2 (18:00):
But we're still worldwide.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
We have a few.
Our next highest is 5% inEurope, 19 downloads total.
Asia, 2% and the Oceanas, whichI'm guessing is Australia and
Indonesia, that area, and that'sgot 1% with four downloads.
Most popular city is Las Vegas,nevada.

(18:23):
Second populous city is LosAngeles, california, and then
Virginia, california, nagoya,paris, paris, paris, I'm
guessing Paris, france, nevada,but yeah, it could be Paris,
texas.
We do have six listens from theUkraine.

(18:45):
What's up, ukraine, yo?

Speaker 3 (18:50):
You owe us $100 billion, but we love you.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Civil war and shit you know what that is.

Speaker 1 (18:58):
It's not actually from the Ukraine, it's from the
North Korean soldiers, who theRussians brought over are now
watching all the porn andlistening to all the podcasts.
Those guys just happened tocome across our podcast.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Yeah, they hit that.
Yeah, they hit the hit.
Ukraine was a browser and thattriggered it.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Right Vaguely.
Hey, you want to watch threewhite guys talk about everything
under the sun?

Speaker 3 (19:24):
We got you.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
That's just for you.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
And they're like're like.
Wait, the color on one of themdoesn't look white.
No, no, he's white, trust me.
White.
He is the whitest motherfuckeron the podcast.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
His camera has issues exactly, it's his camera his
can.

Speaker 1 (19:41):
He dropped his camera , so everything's like it's look
, look at the hair.

Speaker 3 (19:47):
Look at the hair.
It's white.
Come on, what's wrong?

Speaker 1 (19:49):
with y'all.
Yeah, that's some Lawrence Welk.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Fucking hair right there do you see an afro on me?
Do you see an afro on me?
You?

Speaker 1 (19:56):
do not nope.
And after watching the SNL 50,that's a Robert Goulet hair
right there.

Speaker 3 (20:01):
Robert Goulet, ah, I still haven't seen that I gotta
watch the other one you postedtoo, robert Goulet.

Speaker 1 (20:05):
I still haven't seen that, robert Goulet.
United States and the Ukraineare the two most popular
locations people listen to usfrom, because we bring in that
political wind.
Gillespie, what's up, boy,gillespie?
Listens to us to take the edgeoff.
People have been in war forabout as long as we've been
doing it.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
That's true.
It just takes a job for alittle while.
People have been in war forabout as long as we've been
doing it.
That's true, it's longer.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
I mean, just have an election, dude, Just have an
election.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
You'll be all right.
No, they.

Speaker 3 (20:36):
Whoa what the hell.

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Wait, somebody left my picture.
What?
Why did I get a thumbtack?

Speaker 3 (20:42):
Right, I saw that too .
I saw this too.
I was like I saw this bubble, Iwas like whoa, what's going on?

Speaker 1 (20:47):
here Jack's breaking Instagram.
I don't know how to turn thecat filter off.

Speaker 2 (20:53):
I'm not a cat.

Speaker 3 (20:54):
Oh my God, yeah, you are, you are what you eat.
Yeah, you a little slow there,Jack.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
Took me a minute to get that.
I was like wait what oh man?

Speaker 3 (21:09):
We got Belgium, we got Mexico, Serbia.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
India, norway.

Speaker 2 (21:11):
Australia, Belgium, not Africa.
Yeah, that episode when we gotthe Belgian restaurant Dick's
like send us chocolate Lou's,like what the fuck are you
talking about?
They have waffles they mighthave chocolate Waffles are yummy
.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
They're just like hey , so somebody listens to us on
their Apple computer through theweb browser, which I think is
kind of amusing Because theApple computer is the most
dominant viewing platform as faras devices go.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
So you go to iTunes on your PC and you listen to us.

Speaker 1 (21:44):
Yeah, our top app is the web browser, our top uh
device is the apple computer andtop category is computer.
We're about you know, 55, 45for computer I hope that comes
out on the.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
I for some reason I keep getting a thumbs up bubble
on my picture.
I have no idea what's going onand again.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Every time I see that all I think of is like now the
next picture is going to be jackwith weird glasses or with cat
ears or like as a goldfish.
Oh, my god I'm waiting for ityo oh shit he's actually right
now.
He's the only one that connectswhat's going on hey?

Speaker 3 (22:21):
we didn't pay for that license.
Put that away.

Speaker 1 (22:23):
Yeah, exactly Now we're getting copyright strikes
and shit.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
This is a review of the cab name doll from Galaxy's
Edge at Disneyland and just likethat.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
I give it a bubble with a thumbs up Try to do it
again.
Lord yeah, then Spotify is oursecond.
We get Apple Podcasts.
Look out, joe Rogan.
We're coming for you.
No shit.
Lord yeah, then Spotify is oursecond.
We get Apple Podcasts.
The Gougeo Rogan we're comingfor you.
No shit, coming for that numberone stunner.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
That's right.
There's an Olsen on this Comingfor that number one spot.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Yeah, as far as awards go through the Buzzsprout
stuff, we have achievementsOkay.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
I'm like what.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
We are at 250 podcast episodes, so we have earned six
achievements in that regard,and then episodes published.
We are at 49.
Publish one more episode toreceive your next achievement.
So monetization is a zero.

Speaker 3 (23:23):
That's not our fault, I blame you.
Big business Helped a littleguy.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Where's my small business loan?

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Exactly Where's COVID .

Speaker 2 (23:34):
Can we get a COVID loan?

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Get that COVID free loan For three million dollars
we have some baller ass fuckingcomputers.
Ain't nobody checking that Wait, sir, you paid for your house.

Speaker 2 (23:49):
Yeah, it's a studio.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
This ain't Black Lives Matter.
We ain't buying three mansionsinstead, uh-uh.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Those criminals, just one, just one for Jack.

Speaker 2 (23:58):
Just one.
We need a studio, that's true.

Speaker 3 (24:01):
Write that off your taxes.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
You gotta write that off your taxes.
Also, when we get out of checkwe'll have a hot tub out there.
We can do it from out there.
That way, nobody's with her tosexually harass her.
They're right covering us, Imean, while she's uncovered.

Speaker 1 (24:15):
I mean, all of a sudden, lou is fucking business
expensing a flight to Vegasevery Sunday.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
I'm an impopos bitch in the hot tub.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
Yeah, we gotta break that in somehow.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
And tonight we're gonna braid Lou's chest hair in
the hot tub.

Speaker 1 (24:35):
By using the skimmer.
Ow ow, it hurts, it hurts.
So yeah, so yeah it's.
You know again, I'm in.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Like I'm.
I mean we don't it's like ourmain source of income, or I
never thought we would makemoney off of this.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
Like at all.
That wasn't the goal.

Speaker 2 (24:52):
I don't think yeah, for sure not.
Would it be cool?
Yeah, like some, for whateverreason, we blew up and we can
make money off of it cool.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
but yeah, I mean, but again I think, if we're, if
we're paying for the, if we're,if we're making enough money,
that we're just covering theexpenses I mean the rest of it
is whatever.
Like if we're paying for thesubscriptions, the couple
subscriptions you got going on,and maybe we can upgrade things
a little bit, go to like the prolevel or whatever cool.
But you know I'm good with this.

(25:26):
So yeah, I mean that.
You know, again, I'm with goingto circle back, I'm with lou,
like I was.
I was kind of like, okay, I'lllet jack play this out until he
gets a board or whatever.
And yeah, it's been a year andI'm like, yeah, I'm in, let's do
it like I actually look forwardto it.

Speaker 2 (25:42):
I'm like, oh cool, it's Sunday.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Well and also I mean it's nice to see you guys' face
when we I feel like there's.
The conversation is better whenwe can see each other.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
Instead of just LOL and emojis.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Yeah, I think, sometimes in text.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Thumbs up.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
Yeah, or it'll just, you know like I won't check my
phone for a few hours and I'llgo to it and it'll be 10 memes
from Jack and three like thumbsup from Lou or whatever, and I'm
just like okay well, that's.
Yeah, so someday you'll figureout how to put these, someday
you'll figure out how to putthis stuff in the podcast, so

(26:22):
when we're talking about it, youcan.

Speaker 2 (26:23):
One of my goals now that I'm going to have a day
between, because for season twowe will be publishing on tuesday
, so I have mondays off, so I'mgoing to allow me more time to
mess with edit better and allthat stuff.
So I will also check out themedia board, because there is
one on here.
I don't know if I have it forthis, but we'll see.

(26:44):
We'll see if I'm having soundeffects Doink.

Speaker 3 (26:47):
I know it's funny Duke talking about that in a
text thread.
What always cracks me up is I'mlike, oh, I have a message.
I go back and look.
I'm like Duke laughed at apicture.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
I'm like okay five hours, five hours after jack
posted.

Speaker 3 (27:05):
I have to scroll back up to see which picture did he
laugh?
25, it's like, as I say, jack'sdid a couple dozens, so I'm
just looking for the thumbs upon on the smiley face like okay,
that's the one he did I didn'tthink it was that funny.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
I don't know why he thought it was so I have to give
it a second look.

Speaker 2 (27:19):
Maybe it was funny right?
Maybe it was I do.

Speaker 3 (27:22):
I was like, what did I miss?

Speaker 1 (27:24):
so even if we weren't posting this, I would still
enjoy the face time with youguys, because I mean, before a
year, a year before a yearbefore this, like I mean, we'd
see each other what once ortwice a year, and now it, you
know, and then once a year wasthat much.
I don't know.
If you guys do the same thingEvery single trip, I'll be on my

(27:45):
way home, I'll be on the plane.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
As you can tell by my ear, bubble.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Jack's thinking so hard he's just blowing bubbles
out of his ear.
I don't have an option to giveyou a thumbs up.
What?

Speaker 3 (28:03):
eye, is it picking up like?

Speaker 1 (28:04):
or is it?

Speaker 3 (28:04):
hearing us say something like, like, and then
you know, then it pops up I likejack like yeah, that didn't do
it.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Like jack, jack like like check off off off, off and
just going like oh shit, Iwanted to talk to Lou about that
, or, oh, I wanted to talk toJack.
You know like kind of likemissed opportunities to have
those conversations, but now wecan because we always get to the

(28:33):
point of going.
So what do we want to talkabout now?

Speaker 2 (28:36):
our feelings, a little bit the gratitude stuff
was kind of cool.
I mean I'll find some more ofthat shit for the for next
season.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Some healthy Sounds, so professional for next season.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
We've already been renewed.
Not that anybody wanted it orany studio requested it, but we
have.
We are renewed.

Speaker 2 (28:59):
You like the balls that the athlete doesn't have,
we said, fuck you, you'regetting a season two.
The Acolyte should have donethat.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Maybe you got to get some eyeballs on it.
You can't be losing money.
We are, but we're also notlosing $225 million either.
Well, to us it is $225 million.

Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, I mean, compared to what we make,
compared to what Disney makes,it's about the same.

Speaker 3 (29:29):
I mean it's comparable.

Speaker 1 (29:30):
It's comparable man speaking of which did you go
watch Captain America I justrealized that it is not trending
well.

Speaker 3 (29:41):
Yeah, we've all seen it at.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (29:41):
It is not trending.
Well, we've all seen it right.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
Yeah, we've all seen it.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
At this point, it's not trending well, the
conversation that we hadafterwards was, I think all
three of us that went and saw itall thought the first
two-thirds of the movie wasreally good.
And then the third act, it justdidn't seem the flow changed.
It started out well and then Ithink there was like some good

(30:06):
stuff and then there, you know,there was so much stuff where
you obviously could tell that itwas a reshoot or whatever, like
the whole kind of finalconfrontation between sam and
the leader, where the leaderlooks like he's going into
terrible.
He's going into like a porn he'sgoing into like a porno or
something they have likevaseline all around his body and
he doesn't move at all, likelike literally, if you watch it,

(30:28):
like his arm moves and that'sit, and I'm like what is
happening right now yeah thattook me so far out of the movie
just because they kept cuttingback to it.
they were like, oh, this ishappening.
And then they cut back to theconversation and I'm like you
obviously aren't in the same.
And they kind of did the MadamWeb thing where they like shot
over Sam's shoulder and then Samtalked.

(30:51):
So you didn't see him talking,like, but yet you saw like half
of his head and you're like,okay, well, they obviously took
the back of his head and didvoiceover that didn't match
anything that he actuallyrecorded on set.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Until I get it.
I have some girls like that.
You're going to take the backof their head and Wait.
Sorry, we're on topic.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Wait, where's the phone?
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
Your phone lost an opportunity there, damn it.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
Try to keep up.
So I mean, yeah, but I mean Iguess you know I like the
Captain America character, Ilike Sam, I like you know a lot
of those characters I liked, butjust the movie, just it was an
Incredible Hulk sequel thatdidn't have the Incredible Hulk
Basically.
Sorry, you guys feel free tojump in, I didn't mean to, no, I
mean that's about what Ithought, you know.

Speaker 3 (31:44):
I mean that's about what I thought I was fine with
it.

Speaker 2 (31:46):
People, I don't know if it deserves the hate that
it's getting, but I get thatit's not a great movie.
It was fine.
It was a Marvel movie.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Yeah, it was like they're going to lose $200
million and that's about it.
But you know that's par for thecourse for Disney Marvel these
days.
Well, I mean Fantastic Four,four, yeah, for sure, and again
blow up with that one.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
But I mean captain america was done three years ago
.
You know that movie should havebeen out three years ago, like
they've been sitting on it.
It changed names that tv showwith three years ago no, the
move, yeah, yeah the mood, andthe movie's been done.

Speaker 3 (32:15):
The movie's been in the can.
The movie's been in the can forat least two years yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
And so, like when you have, when you're sitting on
something like that for so longand you're, you're, you're
complete, like what your moat?
Like again, the pandemichappens.
Disney completely pivots tostreaming a hundred percent and
then all of a sudden realizesthat streaming ain't where it's
at and then all of a sudden thenthey're shifting back to movies

(32:41):
.
But then, like, the whole kangthing happens and they have to
like pivot and change a bunch ofstuff.
Like I, I think it's a, I thinkthe captain america movie is a
completely different movie ifthey finish it six months or a
year ago versus having itwritten four years ago and done
two years ago.
You know, then you're justsitting on it and then you go,
oh shit, like now we have topivot and do all of this doom

(33:03):
stuff that we didn't have twoyears ago, we didn't even have
on the on the board at all.
You know, like doom, I, I'mgonna bet you three years ago,
if you would have asked anybodyat marvel, they would have been
like dr doom.
No, this is a kang.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
Thing right, exactly, so then, we're thinking for
Fantastic Four 2.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
Yeah, then when you have to jump and shift all of
your resources and everything,I'm guessing there was probably
some Kang stuff at the end ofCaptain America.

Speaker 2 (33:30):
I'm just saying we could have had some balls and
just kept going for many days.
He didn't do anything about itand he got found guilty on it,
so fuck him.

Speaker 3 (33:38):
I heard there's some rumors that they're trying to
get him back to at least wrap upa story.
I saw that too.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
We'll see.
But my point is I bet youthere's, I bet you there was
some stuff in this movie thatreferenced Kang or had Kang
adjacent stuff happening thatthey had to go in and cut out
and change, because it seemed tome there were a couple.
It seemed to me there were afew scenes that you were like
wait, how are we jumping fromthis?
I feel like there was somethingmissing.

Speaker 2 (34:02):
Why do we keep talking about Ultima?

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Yeah, see, there you go.
I don't know.
I don't know if I trust them tobe that smart that it was there
, because there was no mention,like you said, no.
Incredible Hulk in anIncredible Hulk sequel?
No, what's the bad guy fromIncredible Hulk?
The first one, the Abomination?
Yeah, no, abomination.
They didn't address the Skrullsituation at all, it's like.

(34:25):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (34:26):
Yeah, when is this taking place?
This?

Speaker 3 (34:28):
is two years.

Speaker 2 (34:29):
Compared to everything else.

Speaker 3 (34:30):
This is two years after Falcon and Winter Soldier.
It's the election 2026.

Speaker 2 (34:35):
They're offset from the real world, Right but where
does that fit in with all theSkrull stuff?
You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 3 (34:39):
The Skrull stuff happened before this, the Skrull
stuff because they had acalendar up in Secret Invasion.
So the Skrull stuff happenedbefore this and we're not going
to address it at all.

Speaker 2 (34:48):
Like get out.
Well, how long did it take themto address the fucking giant
coming out of the ocean?

Speaker 3 (34:52):
She hulked it Well, she hulked also address the
abomination.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
Lou, you lost that argument.
No, she hulked at that one.

Speaker 3 (35:01):
Yeah, I was going to say she hulked, at least covered
that.
But this movie how do you notcover this stuff?
And all of a sudden, bucky'srunning for office.
Where'd that come from?
That's just.

Speaker 1 (35:12):
Again, when you have the movie sitting on its skids
for two years and a lot changesin the background, like Is that
going to be addressed inThunderbolts?

Speaker 3 (35:21):
maybe it is, I think they're.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
He's sitting in a hearing with With Julia.

Speaker 1 (35:26):
Louis-Dreyfus Taylor Littergraf.

Speaker 3 (35:28):
Yeah, but is it after or before Thunderbolts?
I think is after.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Because I think that he's probably a sinner by then.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Well, I mean, I think the Thunderbolts is going to
move forward with theThunderbolts Number one, I think
, was made more recently, likeit just completed filming, like
six months, eight months ago,like it's been.
We've been seeing trailers fora long time but and is and is
that name going to change?

Speaker 3 (35:51):
Because Thunderbolt Ross is kind of you know what I
mean.
It's like maybe that's whythere's an asterisk.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
That is why there is an asterisk.
It's like what?

Speaker 3 (35:58):
the hell, how are you going to have a damn
Thunderbolt?
You're not going to haveThunderbolt Ross.
I was like Marvel, they could.

Speaker 2 (36:03):
They could break him out of the raft.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
That'd be kind of cool actually Him and Zemo.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
I like how they're and I feel like there's going to
be something in the movie aboutthis.
But I love the fact that, like90% of the trailer, taskmaster
isn't in it, and so everyone'slike, oh, she dies, she dead.
And it's like, wait, no, I betthey're just fucking with you.
They've edited her out of allof the scenes.
They've edited her out.
So then when they do the scene,you're going to watch the movie
and you're going to be like, oh, there she is.

Speaker 3 (36:33):
She's only in that opening.
She gets killed in that openingfight and we don't see her ever
again.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
She'll be replaced with somebody else.
Red Hulk Real quick though, theRed Hulk.
I feel like the Red Hulkeffects were really good.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
He looked good.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah, I thought you know for the most part he looked
spot on.

Speaker 2 (36:57):
Now was he hot Because the bullets were melting
, not hitting him right, correct?

Speaker 3 (37:02):
yeah, because you could tell once the clothes
started burning off of him, youcould see that happening.
Yeah, the fact that they wereafraid on the edge, you could
see the burn marks andeverything.
Yeah, because you know he'ssupposed to be radioactive.
Yeah, in the comics he's.
I think they kept with that,which would make sense.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
I like the Bucky scene, though.
I like when Bucky showed upwhen he was watching Falcon the
recovery surgery.
And as soon as he said this isa private room, I'm like yes, I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (37:28):
I mean it's good, it's not out of place, I mean
it's like he needed to be in it,but it's like okay.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
I, yeah, I got shit to do.
Hopefully your friend lives byeokay bye, I mean it was good
that they I mean I, I didn't, II'm with lou.
I'm glad that they had a scenewith them together because I
feel like they needed toconsidering all the stuff from
the tv show, yeah that they theyshould have had something to at
least address their where theirrelationship was.

(37:57):
Yeah, it was an awkward, yeah.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
Yeah, and why does he have his arm still?
That shit should have been gonein the Christmas special.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
You see, that shit that happened the last two years
.
You don't know.

Speaker 3 (38:12):
They better explain that in Thunderbolts.

Speaker 2 (38:14):
Right, he's opening Gambit.
He wakes up and his fuckingarm's gone, and then it's a 30
second 30 second cutting.
Bucky wakes up and his fuckingarm's gone, then it's a 30
second cutting of him gettinghis arm back.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
I would be all over that.
That would be so good.

Speaker 2 (38:30):
James Gunn knew all this shit was already filmed and
done.
He knew his Christmas specialwas coming out.
He's like not fucking them out.
If someone steals Bucky's armthey're going to be totally
fucked.
Everybody's going to want toknow Now, granted with his
relationship with the, so I'mgoing to steal Bucky's arm.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
They're going to be totally fucked.
Everybody's going to want toknow how did he get in that arm?
Yeah, now, granted, with hisrelationship with the Condons,
they just make him one.
Yeah, because didn't they givehim a new?

Speaker 1 (38:49):
one at the end of Endgame.
They need to say that thatwasn't his original arm.
They gave him at the end ofEndgame, right.

Speaker 2 (38:56):
No, he got a new one yeah.

Speaker 1 (38:57):
So they already got it.
They already got a 3d scan ofit.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
The arm he took, that rocket took, was the same arm
that he has now.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
Right, there's the problem, so so whatever.

Speaker 1 (39:11):
We'll know in two months, right Cause, yeah, I was
going to say it'll, it'll,it'll be fun.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
I'm looking forward to that one, I to that one.
I'm looking forward toFantastic Four.
I'm looking forward to Galactusdestroying that world and then
that triggering some stuff,because it's like, oh, we can't
have this happy ending.
I don't think we're going to.
I think Galactus is going totear that planet up and I am
Exactly, I'm all for it, I'm allfor it, yay fun.

Speaker 1 (39:37):
One of the other conversations we had after the
movie, with the mess thatmarvel's in right now with all
of the movies and tv shows kindof not, is in two years are we
looking at dc the same way thatwe looked at marvel five years
ago?
Right, like, because dc seemsto james gunn seems to have a
good handle at least on what hewants to do.
Right, whether you agree,whether you put the direction he

(39:59):
goes with stuff.
But I'm just talking about thequality of the movies and the
quality of the product.
Seems like him and his partnerhave a good handle on what their
the goal is.
Right.
Superman looks like it's goingto be amazing.
We already know his past withsuicide squad peacemaker and
stuff like that.
He doesn't have a problemmaking a character corny.
He does a very good job ofbalancing the humor versus the

(40:21):
violence.
I'm waiting for it, don't put itlower, lower, lower, lower,
lower, lower.
That's not a thumb people.

Speaker 3 (40:34):
That's not a thumb, don't worry, though he's a
grower, not a shower.

Speaker 1 (40:38):
His penis has a.

Speaker 2 (40:39):
has a fingernail on it, though, so I mean don't know
how we're going to explain thatone, but it's a callus, sir.

Speaker 3 (40:45):
So what do you guys think?
Yeah, a callus on his penis,and there's the title of this
episode.

Speaker 2 (40:50):
No lube, no lube I don't know.
Marvel will be minorly shunned,but they're not going to go
Batman versus Superman JusticeLeague, I think.

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Marvel will be fine Now that this one is out of the
way.
Thunderbolts get out of the wayonce Fantastic Four starts,
they'll be fine.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Yeah, like I said, this movie didn't move anything
forward.
We're getting super close to anAvengers movie.
We need to.
What are we culminating with?
Nothing these last.
I don't even know how theirfucking faces work.
Nothing has happened.
We don't even know whereShang-Chi's fucking bracelets
are from, and that was like 10years ago.

Speaker 3 (41:29):
Right, there was that post, that post scene in
Shang-Chi.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
At the end, with that pulsing energy, they just it
was like alright, they didn'tknow what it was, so is it from
a different dimension.
I didn't know what it was, sois it from a different dimension
, which I guess they could do.

Speaker 3 (41:44):
Now, a different universe let's lean into that
You'd almost have to at thispoint.
They're struggling in that part, but again it's almost like
they need to just wipe out, likeeven Secret Invasion.
Look, you're not going toaddress the Skrull, Just come
out and say we fucked up.

Speaker 1 (41:58):
We're not going to touch that.
That's our bad.
I think that's whatBattleworld's going to do.
I saw something online theywere talking about they're
already looking at recasting.
They're going to for the nexttwo Avengers movies they're
going to bring everybody back.
Basically everybody who's beenin a Marvel superhero movie has

(42:20):
a likelihood of having at leasta cameo in, uh, doomsday or
battle world I know I'm sayingthe names wrong but the next two
avengers movies I thinkdoomsday is right, and then
they're gonna and then they'regoing to basically wipe all of
that out and then move forwardwith a brand, with a whole new

(42:41):
set of superheroes, right beyondtom holland because he's still
young enough and can play peterparker for a little bit longer a
lot of a significant.
All the x-men, all the avengers, all of them will get boom boof
, we'll get in um incursioned,and then it will be the new

(43:02):
group for the next 10 years andthey'll reset basically
everything.

Speaker 2 (43:05):
Will that come to pass?
What's that?
Loki will reset everything.
Well, because Loki's going tobe there, he's going to be in
the multiverse.

Speaker 1 (43:12):
Yeah, loki's going to be there, we'll see.
We have like five years to wait, though.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
We'll be Different people by then.
I have a stamp on my passport.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
Multiple stamps, hopefully.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Multiple Back to Japan.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
I'm already planning for 27.
Are they going to go back toJapan at 27?

Speaker 3 (43:27):
I don't know if they're going to go back.
I'm just going for a vacation,oh, okay.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
All right, Cheap vacation.
Mm-hmm, Watch the ends going toexplode.
We're just like no, we ain'tgoing to Japan.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
He's like oh, about that.
No, I'm good, no, no, it's fine, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
I didn't even see the west side of Japan.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
I've been enjoying these YouTube videos of Japan
and Japan trips, I'm going tokeep watching those.

Speaker 1 (43:48):
It was so good it's fine.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yeah, I have my own Japan playlist.

Speaker 3 (43:51):
It's almost like being there Right from there now
7 or 8.

Speaker 1 (44:00):
I did watch a 4K of the new Indiana Jones, or the
new version of the Indiana Jonesride, right before the podcast.
I was finishing my dinner and Iwas like let's watch that.
He does say different stuff.
It's kind of crazy how theyhave it.
Every time you meet Indy hedoes actually have a couple

(44:20):
different lines than he hadbefore and of course the
lightning and everything looksdifferent than it did before.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
I found out, speaking of the YouTube and watching my
followers, that the World's Fair, you can watch that shit and
follow virtually, like they'redoing.
You don't have to go, no, youcan sit there and do helmets or
whatever, or just online justwatching, almost like like, uh,
what is it the we meeples usedto bake, just like those

(44:49):
characters just around.
It's like, oh, that's kind ofcool.
But, man, I gotta figure thatout.
Though.
Man, am I gonna just bite thebullet I know, pun intended and
bullet train down to osaka for aday and check it out?
I don't know.
Okinawa, don't know.
I'll have it all figured outwithin three weeks.
That I do know.
But man, there's options there.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
It is, jack liked that one Exactly.

Speaker 2 (45:16):
So, many.

Speaker 1 (45:18):
Oh, there you go, Okay so many.

Speaker 2 (45:23):
Oh you go okay, so many.

Speaker 3 (45:23):
And just oh, okay, okay, great keyword, now just
try so.

Speaker 1 (45:27):
Or many, so many so many and your thumb move your so
many does doing it.

Speaker 3 (45:35):
That is the weirdest thing, and it takes both so few
give me a thumbs down.
I want to do it.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
yeah I.
Few Give me a thumbs down.
I want to do a thumbs down,yeah I was like give me a thumbs
down.

Speaker 3 (45:42):
with so few, that would be so cool.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
The few.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Joaquin Phoenix.
Joaquin Phoenix, the Gladiatorman I didn't say anything.
He said so many your phone'stripping.

Speaker 3 (45:59):
So many man, that is wild.
We are easily entertained bythe way.

Speaker 2 (46:04):
You guys have been on this podcast for two hours.
We're trying to figure out whatmakes Jax's emoji bubbles.

Speaker 1 (46:09):
We would have never gotten this through a regular
text message.
Just think about that?

Speaker 3 (46:12):
No, that would never happen.
That would never happen.

Speaker 1 (46:14):
So what else did you guys watch this week?
What else did you guys do?

Speaker 2 (46:17):
watched this week.

Speaker 1 (46:18):
What else?

Speaker 3 (46:18):
did, you guys do, didn't you watch anything this
week?

Speaker 2 (46:23):
Oh, go ahead.
I was reading this article,this dude that got his eyelids
cut off so they used hisforeskin.
I guess like the same material.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Wait, wait, go back a bit.
Why did he get his eyelids cutoff?

Speaker 2 (46:34):
I forgot he's a little cocky.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Oh my god, wow, I can't, I can't, you can't tell
those jokes unless we're sittingin the cantina making everybody
uncomfortable.

Speaker 3 (46:51):
Don't worry, we'll repeat it then that's not a
problem.
All of a sudden Duke looksreally weird.
It's too many people.

Speaker 1 (47:03):
I need my face palm emoji to pop out from mine.

Speaker 3 (47:07):
That would be so cool if it did that.
If we did that or did that, oh,that would be so cool if it did
that.
Where are you, ai?
Why aren't you helping us out?
I'm close.

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Oh my God.
So many options for AI, so many.
I don't have the keywordanymore.
No, it changed it changes, itrandomizes.

Speaker 3 (47:28):
What did I watch?
Oh, I know because Jack watchedit, so it made me finish it.
Spider-man FriendlyNeighborhood, season one.
I mostly enjoyed it.
The only thing I really didn'tenjoy was that hippie leftist
girlfriend of his who wasbitching about big business.
Other than that it was great,which is fine.

(47:52):
Fine because next seasonthere's characters.
So you know what's funny.
As much as I got on my nerves,that would have been somebody's
circle has that girl in theircircle.
So it made sense.
I was like I definitely rolledmy eyes.
I was like are you that stupidif you don't understand how
business works and how you needbig business?
And I'm like like, well, yeah,she's a sophomore in high school
.
Of course she's stupid anddoesn't understand.
So I was like, okay, thattracks.

Speaker 1 (48:10):
But the show itself, and Lou knows from experience in
the last year.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Yeah, that there are a bunch of stupid leftists out
there.
Oh my God, you were so rightabout that.

Speaker 1 (48:19):
I just meant the sophomores.

Speaker 3 (48:28):
Hey, sophomores.
In college they're sophomoresin college.

Speaker 2 (48:30):
Good Lord, try to get me into jail Right.

Speaker 3 (48:32):
They're about to release the.

Speaker 2 (48:33):
Epstein file.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Stop that hey minor oh my God, a little bubble comes
up with a schoolhouse or a sadDrake face.
You'll be an adult.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
No, no, no, he was a college sophomore High school
sophomore.
The ghost wants to sue us now.

Speaker 1 (48:55):
Oh my god, it's fine.
None of us have any money.

Speaker 3 (48:59):
He's like right, oh deal, Does he?

Speaker 2 (49:01):
like my chased Ninja Turtle pop.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
Maybe that was the first one, the, when everybody
was crying over right away.
The second one didn't get asmuch buzz.
That's right, though today,what did?

Speaker 2 (49:15):
I do all week.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
I don't think I don't think I was gonna say I don't
think I really watched anythingthis week other than except I've
been watching so many japaneseyoutube videos.
So so Spider-Man's, I think allI watched.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
I didn't even go back to Yellow.

Speaker 3 (49:29):
Jackets.
I was down the rabbit hole,Dude.
I was watching four hoursstraight of Japanese.

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Invincible Harley regular weekly shit.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
Howard through Zero Day.
Fuck that.
Yeah, it's on Netflix.
It's Robert De Niro playing aformer president, and then
there's a massive cyber attackand he's put in charge of, like,
the committee that's supposedto investigate what happened.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
They put a boomer in charge of that.

Speaker 1 (49:56):
Yeah, wow.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
That makes sense.

Speaker 1 (49:59):
But he's, it's one of those ones where they like set
him up as like he's like thelast president, that like had
unified the people type of thing, him up as like he's like the
last president, that like hadunified the people type of thing
.
So they really they pick himbecause they think that having
somebody like him, who has hishistory, that it will be less
people going.
Oh, they're not, you know, it'sthe government, it's not the

(50:19):
government, whatever, whatever.
So I mean I enjoyed it for themost part.
It was a little too real, butyou know, I think if they would
have came out with it 10 yearsago it would have been different
.
But I can entirely see,especially with the way things
are today, like I can entirelysee that happening.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
Yeah, they picked him .
He's probably somebody thatuses like wired headphones.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
He doesn't actually do that much technology in the
show, so he's just the lead.
He's not Thor in Black Hatwhere he's sitting there at 10
o'clock at midnight, 2 am,fucking mainlining Surge and
Doritos.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
I'm going to call myself Big Balls on the internet
.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Shit, that name's already taken Two episodes of
him typing in different names totry to figure out which one.

Speaker 3 (51:10):
Big Ball 60.

Speaker 1 (51:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (51:12):
Who is this ginormous testicles guy?
It's like that's the best hecould come up with.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Everything else was taken, sir it would be so
horrible for your username.
Sir, can you log in?
I need a minute.
Gigantic testicles, shit.
Hang on, hang on, there's adash X.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
Big, X little.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
X Gigantic testicles 69.
Little X, big X, and what'syour password?
The same.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
No, it's actually the same, Although he is a three.

Speaker 3 (51:41):
Not enough characters .
Needs to be 12 characters ormore.

Speaker 1 (51:46):
And then Reacher came back.
Season 3 of Reacher Todaywasn't it Friday, tuesday, oh,
is that long ago?
Yeah, and then Season 3 ofWhite Lotus started last week.

Speaker 3 (51:57):
I'm waiting for both of those to finish.
Yeah, that's binge-worthy,that's airplane-worthy.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
But White Lotus has Walton Goggins and Carrie Coon
in it this season, so veryexcited because I love both of
them.
Goggins for sure.
Carrie Coon, she was in theLeftovers, the Gilded Age.
I know she's a good actress.
That sounds like artsy TV shows.
You never watch the Leftovers.
The Leftovers is like one of myfavorite shows of all time and

(52:24):
it's done.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
You should have told us that.

Speaker 1 (52:27):
Well, we never did a top five TV shows.
We should do that at some point.
Top five TV shows, top fivemovies, top five songs.

Speaker 2 (52:37):
Next season.

Speaker 3 (52:40):
There's your clip folks.

Speaker 1 (52:42):
There's your hook, there's your hook.
At some point next season.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
So many, yeah, there's your hook At some point
next season.
So many, nope.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Fish, you gotta fish, you gotta fish for so many
topics.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
One million topics.

Speaker 3 (52:58):
Oh Duke, you got a Tuesday movie for this week.

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Because there isn't anything.

Speaker 3 (53:05):
That monkey thing, oh yeah.
Tuesday we're going to go seethe monkey.
I gotta find that gift card.
You got a Tuesday movie forthis week, Because there isn't
anything.
That monkey thing, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:06):
Tuesday we're going to go see the monkey.
Yep, Sorry.

Speaker 2 (53:09):
I got to find that gift card.
Order that popcorn bucket fromAMC.

Speaker 3 (53:13):
The monkey one.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
What's it look like?

Speaker 2 (53:17):
The fucking monkey playing the drum bro, oh, is it
really?

Speaker 3 (53:20):
Yeah, that's kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (53:28):
And since I got that AMC gift card for Secret Santa
at work, I'm ordering it becausethat makes it free somebody at
your Secret Santa at work.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Thought you went to go watch movies enough to get
you an AMC gift card.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
I don't know why they picked AMC, because nobody goes
to AMC.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
But whatever, unless you got that deal unless you
paid for that deal a long timeago and still have it.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
I had free popcorn on Tuesday when we went and saw
Captain America, so I upgradedit Not that deal, unless you
paid for that deal a long timeago, and still have it.
I had free popcorn on Tuesdaywhen we went and saw Captain
America, so I upgraded it from50 cents to a medium.

Speaker 3 (53:56):
It's a Tuesday thing, like because I'm a Regal member
, they give you free Regal.

Speaker 1 (53:58):
Oh damn, it was a free small popcorn, and so I
upgraded it to a medium for 50cents.

Speaker 3 (54:01):
Oh yeah, I remember those days.
Yeah, when you would, Okay,yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:04):
We're going to go watch Paddington.

Speaker 3 (54:06):
In Peru.
No, they're going to watch itin Vegas.

Speaker 2 (54:13):
Dumbass Jesus I told you, jackson would get more
stamps.
Yeah, jackson would get morestamps.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
How dare you question me?

Speaker 3 (54:22):
He wants those llamas , but yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:25):
I like the last two movies and obviously the little
one wants to watch it.
Oh yeah, I couldn't go to buildground like we can go watch a
man close enough, especially ontuesday when it's half price not
work yeah it won't be tomorrowhis tuesdays for that, unless
it's vacation week, nothappening.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
Yeah so yeah, I might pick up the, I might activate,
like the regal unlimited for acouple months, just because it
gives you the free, free ticketsevery week, type of thing yeah,
but does it really help you?

Speaker 3 (54:53):
because?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
you're getting a free full price ticket well, it's
only 10 bucks a month, and so ifwe go and see three movies,
even if we see them on discountnight, it's still $8 a ticket.
I'm saving $16, $14, somethinglike that.
So if it's $10 a month and I'mseeing four movies on Sunday or

(55:14):
sorry, tuesday, that's $8 a pop,that's $24.
So I'm saving.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
So it's $10 a month to watch whatever you want,
unlimited.
Holy crap, that's a deal.
I misunderstood that.
I'm thinking it's the Cinemarkway.
Ten bucks a month, you get onefree one and a bunch of
discounts on stuff.
Nope, I think I got it.

Speaker 1 (55:33):
I'll double check.
Let me double check If.

Speaker 3 (55:35):
Regal was closer.
I mean, it's not that far away,it's only 15 minutes to
Longmont.

Speaker 1 (55:39):
Let me double check because I don't want to speak
out of turn Ten bucks a $10 amonth for unlimited.

Speaker 3 (55:43):
If that's true, though, $10 a month for
unlimited movies that's a hellof a deal.
I don't understand why that'snot advertised.

Speaker 1 (55:52):
Endless movies with Regal.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
Unlimited they would.
But that's what I'm saying.
You would think that word ofmouth would be enough to get
that across the board.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Subscription plans.
It'd be worth the drive toLongmont to go watch movies for
free.
Regal Unlimited Sorry, $21.49 amonth.
That's unlimited movies.
10% concession discount.
Unlimited movies, unlimitedearly access screening Total
cost of $257.88 a year.

Speaker 3 (56:18):
Oh, that doesn't work out for you, then If it's $22 a
month and you get $5 movies Forsome, reason I had $10 in my
head.

Speaker 1 (56:23):
Maybe that was MoviePass.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
That might have been movie pass amcs, was it amc amc?
Well, no, just movie pass they,movie passes back.
Oh, that wasn't limited to aspecific company.

Speaker 1 (56:38):
I thought that was a movie pass, isn't but the
downside.
So now, how so movie pass?
Before you used to pay 20 bucksa month but you and you could
go to as many movies as youwanted.
Then that model crashed andburned.
They actually have adocumentary on it, I think on
Netflix.
It's pretty good.
They reinvented themselves, butnow they give you credits every
month.
But the crappy part about thecredits is there's no discount.
So if I went on Tuesday, thecredits would be the full amount

(57:02):
of credits and you only getlike 60 credits a month or
whatever.
So depending on what movie,what time of day, that opening
weekend, what correct?
And so they're taking thatamount of credits out of your
account every time, so itdoesn't make it at that point
you have to not use your accountfor that movie.

Speaker 3 (57:21):
That's correct, yeah, which?

Speaker 1 (57:22):
then defeats the purpose of having a movie pass
an account yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:27):
Well, only for the cheap days.

Speaker 1 (57:28):
You know what Was it?
Fandango, hang on.
Maybe it was.
Fandango had the I thinkFandango has their own thing now
too.
That's weird.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
They're more of a broker.
They don't have their owntheaters, do they?

Speaker 2 (57:40):
No.

Speaker 3 (57:41):
Yeah yeah, that's weird.
And too, they have somehigh-ass expenses Fees too
Fandango.
I looked at one point and waslike I'm so glad to do
everything through Cinemark.
Sponsor Cinemark.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
We're here.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
We're waiting.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
We love you, Cinemark we love you.

Speaker 3 (58:01):
Remember, sucker Both of us or wherever he is on the
screen.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
No, it's over your left shoulder.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
I was going to say on my screen you're right there,
yep you're pointing at me okayyeah, hook it up and let us know
.

Speaker 2 (58:18):
I'd be like a muppet.
Your left hand, oh my rainbow,I'm here.

Speaker 3 (58:29):
I'm here.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Someday they'll find you.
That's the first time we've hadyou on the show.

Speaker 3 (58:34):
It won't be the last time that is a long flight.
I was going to say that's along flight.
Mile High Club here we come.

Speaker 2 (58:41):
Hello, we're done watching Andor.
What do you want to do?

Speaker 3 (58:44):
You want to play Puppet Master?
Look, I cut the strings.
Hello, we're done watchingAndor.
What do you want to do?
You want to play Puppet Master?

Speaker 1 (58:48):
Ah, look, I cut the strings.
Did you download Puppet Master?
No, no, no, we just both got togo to the bathroom.
It's fine, don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 (58:56):
You know what Hang on .

Speaker 1 (58:58):
Stewardess, can I get a blanket please?
Oh man, sir, you need to putyour seatbelt on.
No, I'm fine, thank you.
No, I'm fine, you know, I'lljust open my hand and he'll just
stay right there.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
No, how's our time looking?

Speaker 2 (59:18):
I can't see it on my face.
Okay, not too bad.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
As I know, like I said, I was just fading a little
bit.

Speaker 1 (59:24):
But I'm still good it is later.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Did you, did you either one of you, get any of
the Roosevelt shirts thatdropped?

Speaker 2 (59:30):
The Cessna.

Speaker 3 (59:31):
I did.

Speaker 2 (59:34):
I mean I will keep an eye on Blues Brothers.
I kind of dig that one.
I want to hope it'll stickaround for end of year clearance
.
We'll see.

Speaker 3 (59:43):
It might.
I mean, you have to be our ageto even really appreciate the
Blues Brothers.
Yeah, exactly, dick in a Box.
That one's you know the GenZers from Millennials jumped all
over that one too.

Speaker 1 (59:53):
Did any of them sell through?

Speaker 2 (59:56):
I'm meant to go back in the wrong way and look.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
Not sure.
Didn't something else drop theweek before Fant, before
Fantasia?

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Dragon Ball Z oh, that ugly ass.
Oh yeah, that did not look goodthe week before.
That was the Fantasia one,right?

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
That Fantasia one was the one that was pretty good.
Yeah Well, that black one waslimited edition, it was foil.
I was like dang.
If I knew that I would havebought it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
I think I might have too, if I knew all that.
I was like, yeah, whatever, andthen it was like oh wait, let
me look at this thing actually.

Speaker 1 (01:00:28):
As you're looking at it, you see it goes sold out, oh
shit.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Exactly Now it's starting to fade again.
I was like if we can make itthat long shit.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I wouldn't have to program too long.

Speaker 3 (01:00:37):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
So I'm happy that you guys stuck around with us.
For me, like I said, I do lookforward to it every week, even
though my wife doesn't payattention.
Right, how about?

Speaker 3 (01:00:50):
casting tonight On a Sunday, like hello, but it's
funny, you say that Because backbefore we switched, when I
brought up the Captain Americatopic, I meant to bring this up
first.
The only thing that I think weneed to work on just for my sake
is consistency with timing.
It's like, oh, it's 8 tonight,it's 9 tonight.
It's 8.30 tonight.

(01:01:10):
It's 7.30 tonight.
Oh, I'm free at 4.
It's like, oh, we need someconsistency.

Speaker 2 (01:01:14):
It goes against the whole title.
It kind of does though.
Yeah, as I was saying, it waslike it was easy when it was
okay, football's over, let'sjump on Right.
But once that's done, now doyou test softball.

Speaker 3 (01:01:26):
Even before then, though, Even before then, it was
nice.
Remember, before football, itwas like schedules, work and
everything, and then that, Whoa,we lost Jack.
There goes Jack's camera andJack is back.

Speaker 2 (01:01:37):
That's because my phone's like yeah, 20%, Would
you like to switch on lowbattery mode?
And then it's like no video foryou.
How do you not have that thingon a wireless charger?
What is wrong with you?
You saw, before we started Iwas looking for all my shit.
I don't have nothing.
I do have a Mandalorianwireless charger somewhere
that's kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (01:01:58):
It's in a box somewhere.
Yes, with his dick.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Step one how do I hold it?
How do I hold the box?
But yeah, I was going to saythat's the thing it's when the
problem is.

Speaker 3 (01:02:11):
it doesn't always work that way, because that's
just life.
Duke, are you back to softballfull time?

Speaker 1 (01:02:19):
Beginning of April, sunday Okay, so we will have to
see how that goes.
I'll let you guys know Maybe westart doing it in the morning
on Sunday if I'm going to have alate game, because it seems
like either I have a 10 o'clockgame or I have a 4 o'clock game,
so a 4 o'clock game is going tobe hard because we usually go

(01:02:40):
out afterwards for drinks.

Speaker 2 (01:02:42):
So if we get in the morning.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Yeah, I was gonna say Sunday, sunday mornings, like
mostly fine with me, uh, and Isay mostly because like every
other Sunday I'm at Sam's Club.
Uh, you know rope droppingright.
Right, I want that discountmeat man and I don't want it.
Before it goes away, that's 25%off fucking rope dropping Sam's
Club.

Speaker 1 (01:03:05):
who in the fuck does that?
This guy?

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Hashtag I'm saving 25% off per pound for that meat
that's what that is.
You want to pay $9 a pound, yougo right ahead.
Nah, I can get that shit for$7.25.
I'll take that $6.75.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
We plan for.
After Lou's Sam's Club I'musually I'll take that 675.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
We plan for after Lou's Sam's Club.
Yeah, I'm usually only therehalf an hour so I can be back by
11 o'clock my time or beforethen too.
But I'm going to tell you rightnow if we're running late and
we get to 930 my time, I'm out.
I'm going to make sure I get toSam's Club because he saw it I
got some pork chops.

Speaker 2 (01:03:47):
I just went to finish the rest of the stuff, yeah.
No Lou switches to his phone.
Yeah, he's in his car.

Speaker 1 (01:03:56):
He's in his car pushing people out of the way
with his cart.
Get the fuck out of my way,y'all gonna be with me.

Speaker 3 (01:04:01):
I'm gonna head in hard right so I avoid the
T-Mobile people wanting to tryto upgrade me.
So I go the back way Head overthere to get my little.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
Southwestern salad Every other week.
It's like live TV, but liveSam's Club.

Speaker 1 (01:04:18):
An hour of Lou just walking around.
Oh, that's a deal that's onsale For real man.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
If I can help it, 25% off, use or freeze by today.
I will use it by today, it'sfine so many deals this guy we
lost so many I can.
I know what.
You know what's gonna happen,right, du Duke, after this,

(01:04:46):
jack's going to be deep divinglooking to see how do I make my
phone.
How did I make my phone do this?

Speaker 2 (01:04:52):
it's not working again this week.
I'm on the phone again.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
So many problems and then all these freaking code
words come up.
He did the deep dive, so heknows everything that does.

Speaker 2 (01:05:02):
Thumbs up, thumbs down happy face like oh my god,
eggplant he'll learn that onereal quick.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
He already everything that does thumbs up, thumbs
down, happy face.
He'll just be like, oh my god,eggplant.
He'll learn that one real quick.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
He already knows that one.
That's the problem.
Yeah, we saw it earlier, soit's not good.

Speaker 2 (01:05:13):
I can't poop in the casino.
I mean I have to put pants on.

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
That is true.
I mean Wait, are you sayingthat you just poop if you Wait
Never?

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
no that you just poop if you wait never, no take my
pants off to poop, sir, I'm justsaying.

Speaker 1 (01:05:28):
But I'm just saying like right, but I'm just saying
if you took your pants off, itdidn't have to poop.
It'd be fine if your pants wereoff.
But if you're afraid that youmight poop because you've taken
your pants off, then, yes, youwould need to wear pants and
then you get closer to thetoilet.

Speaker 2 (01:05:42):
You have to poop more if your pants are off and the
toilet's right there, eventhough you know you can't use it
.

Speaker 3 (01:05:48):
I hate that shit man literally like I had to pee like
kind of badly, like exactly,literally.
I had to pee really badly, butnot that badly, until I walked
in the front door and all of asudden I was busting.
Man, I'm barely gonna make itshit, would you pull into the
park?

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
would you pull into the parking space and you turn
off your car and all of a suddenyour bladder is like Yep, it's
like what the hell?

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
You were fine for the last 45 minute drive from this
bowling event, and now you wantto do this.

Speaker 1 (01:06:17):
Your toilet's like get over it For real.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
I mean they're halfway walking down the four
steps to my apartment.
I'm like belt's coming off, I'mgetting ready.
I'm like belt's coming off, I'mgetting ready.
It's like uh-uh.

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
You're halfway up the stairs and all of a sudden a
little tiny pee just goes.
You're like goddammit, now Igotta change my underwear.
This is the worst.
You suck.
Speaking of that, now I gottapee.

Speaker 2 (01:06:42):
Me too.
Don't tell me that fellow hasto pee, just pee in the hole.
What are?
Now?
I gotta pee, me too, that's allthe way back to the house to
pee.
Just pee in the hole, just peein the hole.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
What are you talking about?
You gotta sink, you're fine.

Speaker 1 (01:06:49):
You gotta shower, but it all drains out.
It's a shower.
It all drains out to the samesewer line that's broken.

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
Okay then shower.

Speaker 3 (01:07:05):
That's not a sewer line as well, just jump in on it
we're out there in december.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
Why does it smell like pee purple exactly?
And why does it smell like peeout here?
Oh, I peed before they put theconcrete down you know what are
you doing.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
Any fancy stamps in the pool?
You know designs for the tilein the pool, okay, just do a
giant like a harley hammer, youknow the mountain or something
like that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Just so the pool would be red and bloody the
whole year.
But I got shut down.

Speaker 1 (01:07:31):
What.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Boo.

Speaker 1 (01:07:33):
You could do a big New Republic logo On the bottom
and then in the hot tub Do theImperial logo At the bottom.
I can dig it.
Luke, come jump in the pool.
Fuck that.
I hate that logo.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
Fuck that logo.

Speaker 1 (01:07:44):
I'm staying to do that shit anyways.
Everyone's jumping in.
There's kids in the pool, whichmeans there's pee in the pool.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Yeah, so that's why I'm in the hot tub.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
That's how that shit works, then it's just my pee.

Speaker 1 (01:07:55):
Oh, that's different.
Every single Sunday, everyonegoes.
How do you last so long in thepool?

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
You haven't gone to the bathroom at all, if you see
me shifting back and forth twofeet.

Speaker 1 (01:08:06):
It just means I'm trying to mix it in, that's all.

Speaker 3 (01:08:09):
Right Hello.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
There's chemicals in the pool.
For the reason.
Yeah, your eyes are burning,not because of my pee.

Speaker 2 (01:08:16):
It's a me.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Okay, yeah, it's a little because of me.
That's why my pool smells likeasparagus.

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
R Kelly that's the first time I had Jack's pee on
me and R Kelly.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
That's the first time I've had Jack's pee on me and R
Kelly's doo-doo butter.

Speaker 3 (01:08:30):
Oh, wow.

Speaker 2 (01:08:31):
You guys got any upcoming.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Yeah, I was going to say you got any upcoming plans.

Speaker 2 (01:08:36):
No, I think we're doing another cookie booth next
week.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:08:39):
Like where do you go Like Target?

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
Walmart, Sam's Club.
Where do you?

Speaker 2 (01:08:43):
go Today.
We're in front of Smith's.

Speaker 3 (01:08:45):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
I don't know if she picked them for next week, might
go to the mall, that'd be fun,oh damn.

Speaker 3 (01:08:53):
Oh, that reminds me when I was at Sam's Club today
getting my discount meat thelady there saying this is the
last year for Samoas.

Speaker 2 (01:09:02):
What is?

Speaker 3 (01:09:02):
that about.
That's a bad lie.
What is that about?
That's a damn lie.
I was like what?
What is that about them boxes?

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
are good till September.
It was s'mores, yeah, they'rejust.

Speaker 3 (01:09:09):
They're stopping two of them right now S'mores and
the toast jays, yeah, okay, sothose are available right now
but won't be next year, okay,she said Samoas yeah, they ain't
getting rid of Samoas.

Speaker 1 (01:09:20):
That's what I'm saying it what she just wanted
you to buy more.
That was that's how they do,because fucking you know what.

Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
You know?
What about that?

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
girl scouts will straight up lie to your ass.
They won't even, they don'teven give a fuck.
Dude, you want to talk?
No, you want to go back to bigbusiness.
Fucking girl scouts, fuckingthey learn in big business man
for real though.

Speaker 3 (01:09:42):
But yeah, I swear to god, that lady said that today.
I was like what?
Because I hate samoa, so Ididn't care.
I was like, fine with me, thoseare disgusting cookies.
We have caramel delights lougot the one with the round.

Speaker 2 (01:09:53):
It's like chocolate or whatever, and then that drop
of stuff with a different name,the trans samoas.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Oh gross lou's like I guess I'll buy a box.
You want some samoas and no,fuck.
No, well, they're discontinued.
Good, get them off my, get themoff my table.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
I was like it's like oh, the disc came up, dude, that
fucking slivered coconut.
Disgusting, yep, coconut's theworst, coconut's fine, don't
sliver it, I don't want, I don'twant it through a shredder.
No, girl, you know, just youbite.
It's like the way it feels andyou know like you're, like
you're chewing on sawdust alittle bit.
It's like.

Speaker 1 (01:10:25):
The way it feels and you Like, you're chewing on
sawdust.

Speaker 3 (01:10:28):
A little bit.
It's like Woody Harrelson hadit right.
Man In fucking Zombieland, Damnsnowballs.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Jack, I might need to get a couple boxes of tree
foils.

Speaker 2 (01:10:38):
I thought we were talking about snowballs.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
I'm all like what the hell?
I'm like tree foil, that's somerandom shit.

Speaker 1 (01:10:46):
We're talking about cookies.
We're fucking talking aboutGirl Scout cookies.
What kind of cookie is that?
That's just the normalShortbread.
Yeah, standard shortbread.

Speaker 2 (01:10:55):
Mama loves them.

Speaker 3 (01:10:56):
The blue box.

Speaker 2 (01:10:57):
Yeah, the blue box, baby loves them.

Speaker 3 (01:10:58):
Yeah, that's what they said.
I'm a little late on that one.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Real quick should I oh?

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
my god.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
On another note, should I wait to see?

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Five days more of those jokes.

Speaker 1 (01:11:10):
Let's go do some Star Wars trivia, because we're all
fucking dialed in right now,right now is the time.
Speaking of that, I gotta getthey were tribbles.
I gotta dig out my unauthorizedStar Wars trivia books.
We can do that at some point.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Done.

Speaker 1 (01:11:27):
The one from like 15 years ago, before the prequels,
like where now it's completelyinvalid because the majority of
the stuff is 15 years ago,before the prequels 20 years ago
, like I bought it when I itmeans the sequel?

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
maybe?
No, it was it was.

Speaker 1 (01:11:40):
No, it was it's, it was I think I got it.
Nine, I think I yeah, 25 yearsago, 30 years ago, 45 years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:11:49):
Catches up to you, buddy?
I know no shit.

Speaker 1 (01:11:53):
I'm already forgetting dates and names.
First to go.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Wow, look at that angle, get that chin.
It's not the first time I hadthat angle, but you're not
choking.
No, now that.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
I.

Speaker 1 (01:12:06):
But the difference is you're not choking this time.
That's true.

Speaker 3 (01:12:11):
This time I can breathe.
Man having a stuffed nose thatday, oh that sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
Breathe through your nose, Jack's reaching down to
pinch your nose.
You're like no, I'm good, Ican't breathe.
Anyways, it's already pinched.

Speaker 3 (01:12:23):
Stay, still fucker, oh my god.
Yeah, I was going to say Idon't think I have anything
going on this week.

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
I have a work meeting .
It's a quiet week.

Speaker 3 (01:12:30):
Yeah, I have an evening meeting on Tuesday.
Oh, I'm a liar, I am such aliar.
I am going to a concert onThursday.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah because you're Friday off this
week for some reason.

Speaker 3 (01:12:40):
Yep, that is going to watch Disturbed with my niece.

Speaker 2 (01:12:45):
That's alright, dude, let's bring a bunch of other
old people there too becausethat isn't old people.

Speaker 1 (01:12:49):
Yeah, that is 100% old people Not really Not old
people, it's Gen X.

Speaker 3 (01:12:52):
That's not old people , that's us.
Wait, never mind.
How are your?

Speaker 2 (01:12:56):
knees feeling Lou, yeah, Lou.

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
Oh my God, Dude, bowling Friday my still sore, my
thighs are still sore, myfreaking thumb still sore from
bowling on Friday Two days laterI'm still feeling it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:09):
Your thumb's sore from bowling hey, it sounded
good.
That's also why my thighs aresore.
Just because you were treatingher like a bowling ball.

Speaker 3 (01:13:21):
You know, got them gripping right.
It's like all right.
The only question is where dothese two go?
Depends on the day.

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
That is not up to me, sir, depends on who we're
talking about.
Good.

Speaker 2 (01:13:37):
All right, well, good night All right, well, thanks
for joining.

Speaker 1 (01:13:39):
No, Thanks for joining us on this journey.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Yes, thank you for those of you that have stuck
with us.
Thank you Because, honestly, wemake sure for ourselves, but if
other people find it enjoyable,that gives us joy.

Speaker 3 (01:13:55):
And those that didn't stick with us.
Thanks for coming back, becauseyou wouldn't know, unless you
saw this Exactly yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:14:00):
And for those of you that it's 10 years from now and
we're dead.
You're welcome.
Yeah, enjoy You're welcome.
Yeah, enjoy, you're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:14:06):
Because this lives on , even though we're gone, no
matter what we're on theinternet forever yeah, monkey
review next week.

Speaker 1 (01:14:14):
We'll see so many Fuck and he lost it.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
Oh my god.
And we're out oh Season 2, nextweek.

Speaker 1 (01:14:24):
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