Nostalgic Nonsense, Football Funnies, and Convention Capers

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Speaker 2 (00:00):
party time excellent showing hello, my friend, for
the younger viewers.
Wayne's world hilarious,definitely at the time.
I don't know if it holds up.
I haven't watched it for awhile, oh it totally does.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
I mean, in my head it totally does.
Why would I need a gun rackwhen I don't own a gun, much
less many guns, thusnecessitating a gun rack?
I think that's the only line.
That's Lines stick with me, butthat's the only one that when
she's like I bought you a giftand you're like she's like, what
is it?
She's like it's a gun rack.

(00:34):
I don't even own a gun, muchless miniguns, thus
necessitating a rack, but I loveinane humor like that.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Alright.
Well, for those of you with thevideo, you'll notice that Lou
is not here.
Well, I guess those of you withears notice Lou's not here.
Yeah, fair, also fair.
So who knows, he's not sickagain.
I think he just fell asleep.
Maybe he's getting old.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Right After he's done with his programs.
Yep, my stories are over.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
It's time for bed.

Speaker 1 (01:12):
I think we can talk about stuff now, because it's
been two weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Yeah, he doesn't want to show up Shit.
Let's talk about stuff withouthim.

Speaker 1 (01:19):
So how are you sir?

Speaker 2 (01:21):
I'm all right.
You know it's cold.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, yeah, it is.
We were at the beach thisweekend to celebrate this guy.
Yeah yeah, birthday boy, andyeah, it was man.
Airbnb houses are so weird.
Don't fucking believe thecommercials, because most of us

(01:44):
us we spent most of the weekendjust wandering around the house
trying to figure out why theymade the decisions that they
made for like decor or how thehouse decor, the layout,
expansions of the house, like itwas one of those things where
probably it's like it was a fivebedroom, three bath house,
right, but it probably startedout as like a two bedroom, one
bath house and then they've beenlike adding on to it so, yeah,

(02:09):
it just like the basement wasfinished, but they had like the
laundry is alive lou will bejoining us.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
That's just in.
That's just in.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Lou is alive but yeah so, but then like one wall
where all the doors for all theclock, all the rooms in the
basement it was just like onebig long row of barn doors that
none of them fit the the doorframes that they were in.
So, like the room that I was in, there was like a two inch gap

(02:42):
on either side of the door framewhere the door wasn't wide.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
So people would look in while you were jerking off?
Yes, and have a full view.
Yes.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
With the door closed, though.
Yes, yes, they didn't even needto move the door or anything
like that, it was just there,and I was like this is so weird.
But the coast was nice, did you?

Speaker 2 (03:04):
still have all your organs.
Did you check your kidneys okay?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
yes, I at least have enough to function, so that's
the important part, but I knowit was uh, it was good, you know
we've only stayed in one ofthose one time it was.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
it was the first time we had magic keys for disney.
We went out there, we broughtthe mother-in-law and everything
and it was a nice house.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Like you could tell where they did add on at, but it
was all right and again, I meanwe've stayed at one down in
southern Oregon along the coastfor the last like three years
and it's been great, but Ididn't want to have a three-hour
drive each way.
Oh yeah, fuck that.
So this was an hour and 25minutes or something, so it was
like it was just a birthday.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
It wasn't even like a decade, birthday or anything.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah so, but yeah, so that
happened.
So I am ready for bed now, tosleep in my own bed because yeah
, no, because I I've beensleeping on a prison cot for the
last three nights with peoplewatching jerk off, mm, with

(04:07):
people watching jerk off.
So like double awkward, right,it's like you've already seen it
once go away, right.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
Why are you back again tonight?
Yeah, weirdo, nothing changedyeah nothing changed I didn't
bring my grooming kit.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
Yeah, that's, that's one thing I probably should have
done before.
You know.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Just you know for aesthetics, you know right right
, but you didn't know you weregoing to have an audience.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
So yeah, yeah I assumed the door would just
close, but I was wrong.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Weird assumption that a door would close and you
can't see through it.

Speaker 1 (04:31):
Well, and the funny part is all of them had those
plug-in wall heaters like theones that are super.
Mine didn't.
So my room was.
I wake up in the morning I gotcold dog nose because it is
fucking 50 degrees, 50, 45degrees in the room and I'm just
like and normally I'm one ofthose guys, if I'm warm, like I

(04:52):
don't want to get out of bed,but these beds made me want to
like okay, yep, nope, it's timeto get up.
Let's start the day, let's go,yep.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
So yeah, I think I didn't do anything fun this week
, it just worked.

Speaker 1 (05:06):
You're in the weird gap between fun times.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
Yeah, a couple more weeks until Disney Again.
Darn it.
I know Such a rough life I live.
I did unbox some stuff in thecasita those of you with video
All those boxes are gone backthere, yeah, so I just said I
needed more boxes to bring backto the old house.

(05:31):
So I'm like well, thebookshelves, bookcases in the
the front room are about wherethey're going to be, so yeah,
did you get your um your glasscase situation handled up in the
living yet?
I was told that it's fine.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
Oh, all right, there you go.
Was that Reddit told?

Speaker 2 (05:50):
you that?
No, no, it was the wife whotold me it wasn't fine before,
but now it is.
I guess it doesn't block thethermostat as much as she
thought it did.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
All right, well, thank God Right, because all the
time she's going to spend inhere, yeah, exactly the thank
god right, because all the timeshe's going to spend in here,
yeah, exactly the time that itmatters I mean, last week we
watched the football games outhere, so, but not today, right?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
no, we got to the tv before the kids did, so you were
fine, exactly, boy, let's seeanything else.
No, oh, I did watch the johnwilliams documentary on a disney
plus we were talking about lastweek.
Yeah, it was really good.
I learned some stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Some stuff I knew, but I learned some new stuff
yeah, I mean that to me when itcomes to those types of
documentaries like I assume I'mgonna know 60 of the stuff
they're gonna yeah, like, butthere might be 40 or 30 even 20.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
I did not know that he did the monday night football
thing.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
I did not know that way back in the Night Football
thing.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
I did not know that was him Way back in the day.
No right now, right now.
Yeah, that's him, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
Wait, is that the one after Hank Williams Jr?
I think so, yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
Dun dun, dun, dun dun dun.
Yeah, oh, all right, well thereyou go.
Yeah, the one they're playingnow, that was John Williams.
Look who decided to wake up.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Look who decided to actually respond to somebody
after two hours of wonderingwhere the heck he was.

Speaker 1 (07:15):
Talk about yourself.

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Talk about you.
We were asking you what time wewere going to start for two
hours Like hey, does time work?

Speaker 1 (07:21):
Does time work.
I was napping.
I thought we were going tostart at our normal time.

Speaker 3 (07:25):
Yeah, after the football game.
That's the normal time for twomonths, eight o'clock.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
No, jack's had to fix his.
The rule was Hold on.

Speaker 2 (07:39):
Jack's had to fix our echo Hold on, hold on.
I think I got to pause Hold on.
All right, I was going gottapause, hold on.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
Alright, I was gonna say, let Jack do his magic.

Speaker 2 (07:49):
Yeah, he'll figure something out.

Speaker 1 (07:51):
That's what I call a magic jack.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
Did you really not?
You weren't interested in thegames that much that you really
didn't watch.

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Yeah, whatever.
Alright, I was driving backfrom the coast today, so I was
like I was like today.
That's a problem to have.

Speaker 3 (08:07):
That's probably better, although the second game
was pretty good, that first one.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
I hate bad football, that's all.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
That game was All bad football.
Like I said, you win.
If you're at the coast, you win.

Speaker 1 (08:23):
Was it?
Was it one of those emotionalhangover games where the commies
came out?
Or were the Eagles just schemed?
Well enough, philly justoutplayed them?

Speaker 3 (08:36):
Sort of Sort of.
I think Jack's right.
I mean, they kind of gotoutplayed, it was more.
They had what?
Four turnovers, Three turnovers, Something like that.
Yeah, Whatever the answer was,but they started off really well
play.
It was more.
They had what?
Four turnovers.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Three turnovers.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Something like that, yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:46):
Yeah, whatever the answer was, but they started off
really well.
They went fourth down, fourthdown a couple times, which made
no sense, the third time becausethey kicked the field goal.
They went fourth down twodifferent times and then they
get down to like the 20-yardline and it's fourth down again
in three, after going fourth on,like fourth and six and fourth
and three or whatever, they getfourth and three the third time
and they kick a field goal.

(09:06):
I'm like all right, I don'tquite understand that, but
whatever, they got points andthen eagles come down very first
play, they get a barkley 58yard touchdown right and then it
all the wheels fell off.
Washington just suckedthemselves in the foot, fumbled
the ball, f fumbled the ball Idon't even think it was
interception Fumbled the ball ona kickoff, it was just oh my

(09:28):
God dude, it was bad all around.
Yeah, if they had hung on to thedamn ball and I'm not giving
the it was like, oh, the Eaglespunched it out.
I'm like every team tries topunch it out.
Just because you punch it outdoesn't mean it of the ball.
So in that scenario it's likeif they had better players who
could hold on to the ball.
I don't, I still don't, I think.
Now here's where I think jack'sright, where they outplayed

(09:49):
them.
I still think they lose, butthey don't lose by 30.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
Yeah, they might lose some sort of cheese it bowl at
the uh sporting sports authoritystadium.
It's a you know ut UTEP versusTexas A&M or some shit.
Cops versus firefighters.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah, it was ugly and it was just bad football.
And then even with the Chiefs,with their one turnover they had
when Mahomes was trying to doone of that, what is it?
The play-action thing wherethey put it in the running
back's pocket and then pulls itout and the ball fumbled there
Again, bad football.
Execute that shit better.
The bills didn't even doanything.

(10:28):
They got the free ball and theygot a touchdown.
They got a touchdown off ofthat too.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
So it's like, oh god football, like why y'all get
paid million dollars to do thatand you're supposed to be the
best, and that's why you're inthe position you're in today
yeah, I've, don't be wrong, II've seen some good plays and
I'll give credit when I see them.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
I was talking to my neighbor via text watching the
games, and he was like, oh, theMitchell guy, he got an Eagles,
got an interception.
I'm like, oh see, that's why hewas that good.
I'm like that good, all he didwas sit back there, wait for a
freaking overthrown ball.
Don't be wrong, you still haveto make a play on the ball.
But it's not like he madeanything.
He didn't do anything.
Fantastic, the ball isoverthrown.

(11:06):
Let me just sit here and waitfor it to come back down to
earth and catch it.
That's not a good play to me.
When you're Deion 30 years ago,when you got beat and then you
cut across and put on thoseafterburners and sneak across
the field and get a pick thatway, okay, that's a good play.
I'll give you credit for that.
So, not everything is going tobe like oh no, you didn't do

(11:28):
anything, you did what you'resupposed to.
It's like, oh man, that'll,it'll segue us into tipping,
because, god, that's starting toget on my nerves everybody with
their damn at a tip when, oh,all I do is pick up my food,
okay so, person, before we getinto all the new shit, since,
since you weren't here last week, captain Save-A-Ho over there

(11:49):
hey she feels better now,although I ain't going to lie to
you, she still got the cough.
It's not good, but it's not badeither, better than last week,
anyway.

Speaker 2 (11:58):
So that means you listened to it.
I did.
So what did you think?
Because you've never listenedto it except for the AI episodes
.

Speaker 3 (12:03):
Correct.
So what did you think?
Cause you've never listened toit except for the AI episodes.
Correct, that was my first time.
I enjoyed the hell out of it.
I'm not going to lie, I'msitting there watching, cause I
say watching, but I had it so,so I'm, I'm in here and I and
I'm with her, we're on the couch.
I, we had nothing.
We can't think of anything Likeokay, cool.

(12:26):
So I couldn't find the video.
Um, so on YouTube, so it wasjust the audio.
And man, just like a blackperson at the movie theater, I
was just yelling at the TVtalking what they talk about,
how they, how do they know?
Not this, what do they know?
No, I was just the whole timeand halfway, no, not even half,
it was almost over, so it wasabout the last 15, 20 minutes.
I'm like shit.
I should have taken notes.
I should have, I think.

(12:48):
During the cast itself, Itexted Jack and was like because
I was looking for the video andhe helped me find it later, but
I was going through like man, Ishould do a reaction video to
our old podcast.
I was going off.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
It's going to be our next channel off it's gonna be.
Our next channel is gonna befor vaguely.
Pod 2 is gonna be exclusively alou reaction channel.
Those motherfuckers are sayingpositive things about skeleton
crew.

Speaker 3 (13:15):
That's unacceptable that that was one of them.
Yep, you ain't lying dog.
That was one of them.
It was was like what did Jacksay?
Lose negative ass in here?
I'm like man.
They actually like that episode.
These mofos right here.
It wasn't even good.
I mean, we don't even know whathappened.
The jot all that.
I was like man.

(13:35):
They left so much open.
It was just.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
For a season two.

Speaker 3 (13:40):
They ain't got the numbers for a season two.
They were less views than theacolyte, only the opening
episode.
They didn't say anything aboutthe subsequent.
Yeah, we'll see, and there'llbe less than the acolyte.
Now don't get me wrong.
I don't think it deserves it.
It was way better than theacolyte.
I'll give him credit for that.
It got better the last fewepisodes, but it still wasn't
good.
So it's like when the bar is solow and it's like man, was that

(14:02):
that ad murphy thing?
You know that it's as good,because it's been 30 damn days
since you had a cookie orsomething.
You know what I mean?
It's.
It's like you gotta, you gottasay all right, it's star wars,
it's, it was okay, but um, Ididn't, I didn't mind the way it
ended all that much.
It was just like okay.
So what happens with john?
What happens with this?
Again, it's that same.
I think we talked about it twoepisodes ago.

(14:23):
It's like they assumed a secondseason so they didn't explain
or wrap up.
It's like okay, fine, do it ina cartoon, do it in other media,
comic book, whatever.
But I want to know what thehell happens From day one.
I said I was curious.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
Well, and I don't even think it's like a job thing
, I think it's even going to bemore.
Well, and I don't even thinkit's like a job thing, I think
it's even going to be more.
I was more interested in thehow does a world that's been
controlled by the supervisor forgenerations I'm just going to
say generations and all of therobots that he controlled are
now all gone.
So you have this structure thatyou've built out that is now

(15:01):
completely gone.
Now you have the New republiccoming in saying, hey, like the
new republic now is aware ofwhat this place is like, so I'm
sure that they'll come andinvestigate.
But, like you have a structurewhere you have this whole
society of people who's used tobeing controlled by, or at least
having certain aspects of theirlives controlled by, the I'm

(15:24):
going to say the governmentright, the robots.
Now those robots are now gone,because it's not like the robots
are coming back onlineafterwards, right?
I would assume that once thesupervisor's gone, that whole
aspect of that world is nowinert.
So I would be even above andbeyond Jod.
I would be interested to seehow the society responds to that

(15:44):
and what they come up with yeah, no, I agree with you that that
would be a good story as well.

Speaker 3 (15:49):
Just the aftermath of what happens and what becomes
of them.
Also the aftermath of theplanet, with the new republic
showing up and what happens withthat planet.
You've got nobody, nobody knowsabout this thing, and now they
do.
And now they've got so muchmoney.
Like what, what is?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
but is it even?
Is it even worth it?
I mean, they have threenine-volts full of money like
that.
Is it even worth anything now,that's the other side of that
coin right.
Maybe it was worth it when thekids had a handful, yeah, but
now that they have almost 1,200vaults and those are huge vaults
?
Yeah, they were.
I mean, it's not even worthanything, but I think gold.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
I mean, the impression that I got too was
that it was a mineral.
So, depending on how rare thatmineral is now versus you know,
if it's gold, then you know itmight be worth more or less
based on the rest of theuniverse.
But I'm sure that there's someaspects of the universe, the
pirate, you know, the pirates,the bad guys, those types of
things.
Right, just to reiterate, I mean, like Lou, we, you know, when

(16:44):
we were talking about it lastweek and I was like I'm so glad
they didn't like shoehorn in,like Snoke showing up or Hux
coming, off you know, or somelike oh well, we had to tie it
into the, we had to tie it intothe whole thing, and you know
all the movies and stuff likethat which they've had a bad
habit of doing as well.
So I was glad that they thatthe only extent was, and even so

(17:09):
far as the X-Wings not beingWolf Crapper and Carsten, it was
just generic X-Wing pilot X, Ithink they handled it as well as
they could have.
So that's why I was morepositive about it.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (17:24):
I mean, I guess I was okay with that as well as they
could have.
So that's, I think, why I wasmore positive about it.
Yeah, I mean I, I guess I I wasokay with that as well.
It's just again more dumb shit.
You know it's, it's.
It's why.
Why are you giving those peoplea chance to screw everything up
?
Uh, john, why are you givingthose people a chance you win
all that work to do this like,oh, I'm gonna give him a chance,
I'm just kill him.
It's like if you would havejust killed him, everything
would've been fine.

(17:44):
And it's just like again itgoes back to the Obi-Wan thing
Stop doing dumb stuff.
I just want to just want amovie where they they write it
well enough, where they don'tget put in that situation,

(18:29):
no-transcript, and it's likeokay, if that's what you don't
want to deal their resistancemore okay, he got a lightsaber
and a blaster who just killedthem all.
Okay, okay, resist.
There's only four of you I'mtalking about.
We're up there, just kill themall.
Then that's what I'm saying.
It's like all you had to do isdon't write yourself into that

(18:50):
corner, so you don't have tomake that choice.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
But I also think that was reflective of a lot of
these kids movies as well.
Right, you look at Goonies, youlook at Goonies, you look at ET
, where the parents didn'tnecessarily believe the kids or
know what the kids were up to.
And then they get to the endand then they're like, oh, the
kids are good, like, oh, ourkids are good kids, and blah,
blah, blah, and then the badguys show up, and then now it's
like all of them together haveto do one final push to like and

(19:18):
I'm not justifying what theskeleton group I'm talking about
in the 80s movie skeleton groupI'm talking about in the 80s
movies yeah, that's how theywere.
So I felt like that was kind ofwhat fit in with the theme, fit
in with the theme that we'vealready had throughout the
series yeah, I mean that's true.

Speaker 3 (19:32):
There was so much stupid, especially on that
pleasure planet, that it's like,well, they've already gone down
the road that they're okay withdoing stupid things so and
taking stupid actions, so we'regoing to keep doing that.
At the end it's like like, oh,this is not what a real person,
a real pirate, would have done,like they he's trying to do you.
That's already one, duke.
Look at that beard.
That's two.
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (19:53):
I don't count bro.

Speaker 3 (19:54):
Oh well, shit, I say I don't, I don't from Pittsburgh
, but yeah, like I said, it gotbetter as it progressed, but it
just still wasn't good, sowhatever.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
It's like any of the Star Wars shows.
I probably wouldn't go back andwatch most of them, honestly.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
You know what?
It's funny.
I think the ones that stand outfor sure that I'd go back and
watch would be Andor, season 1,and Mando, season 1 and 2.
That one's for sure I can sayoff the top of my head I would
watch those.

Speaker 2 (20:23):
I'd watch Ahsoka again.
I wouldn't be sad if I had towatch Ahsoka again, but it
wasn't like like I told Dukelast week, I'll probably just
load up my Kindle with AndorSeason 1 for the flight to Japan
.
Since it's coming out rightafter that, it'd be a good time
to re-watch it.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
Oh May, that's a good time to re-watch it.
Oh May, yeah, shit, that's agood idea, actually, that's a
really good idea.
Just catch up with them.
The other thing, kind of asegue, but I didn't know there
was a season two of the 1923Yellowstone prequel.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh yeah, I just saw that commercial earlier.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
yeah, yeah, and I didn't see the first season.
So I was like, oh well, thatseason comes out in a month or
whatever it is, so I'll watchseason one leading up to that
one.
So that's just tied off of theAndor thing.
I was like, oh, I didn'trealize the timing worked out
that well, well shit.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
Will.

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Daredevil be over by then.
I mean Daredevil starts theearly part of March on.
Imagine it's.

Speaker 1 (21:24):
All I don't know how many episodes.
I don't think Disney wouldallow them to overlap more than
a week or two.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
Yeah, what was that one they did?
That did overlap.
Recently they did somethingwhere it was like Agatha and
Acolyte, maybe.

Speaker 1 (21:38):
Maybe, I think it overlapped by like a week.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
That's all it was.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Okay, all right, it might have been two weeks, but I
think it was only a week.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
Yeah, but back to the point, jack.
Yeah, I enjoyed the hell out ofthat podcast.
I'm sitting here, the wholething.
It was great.
I had fun yelling at the TV man.
It was one of these thingswhere, if I missed it again for
whatever reason, I would easilywant to go back and watch it the
next day.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
It was like that was too much fun.
Well, I'll have you know, lou,that without you joining us, we
went worldwide.
We went to the United States,australia, japan, ukraine and
France.

Speaker 3 (22:14):
It's because y'all talk politics is why, by not
talking politics, the moment yousay we're not talking politics,
people are like man.
But fine, I'll listen anyway.
Don't worry y'all, we'll get topolitics later, because I want
to make fun of idiots.

Speaker 1 (22:28):
I like making fun of idiots before we move off the
star wars tip.
I'm just letting you know youowe me some money too, lou.
While we were waiting, jack andI were on ebay and I found the
2020 badges for 100 bucks and Ibought them and I was like god
damn it.
I would not have bought them iflou would have shown up at 9
o'clock because I wouldn't havebeen on eBay.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
I'd have been on eBay in a minute.
What 2020 badges?
There was no 2020 con.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
Canceled one.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Oh, the canceled, they still did badges.
Yeah, like the box set andeverything.
Yeah, oh, holy crap.

Speaker 1 (22:59):
That's not great, though, and they're probably
some of the dopest ones as well.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
They are.
It's probably my favorite set.

Speaker 3 (23:04):
I don't remember what that looked like.
Let's see if I can find it.

Speaker 2 (23:10):
I think I still have.

Speaker 3 (23:11):
I was going to say, yeah, just have Duke pull up his
.

Speaker 2 (23:13):
Right, just pull up your link.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
His witty bid.

Speaker 1 (23:16):
You're awesome.

Speaker 3 (23:17):
It's in chat I ain't going to lie, you got me.

Speaker 1 (23:31):
I don't remember what they look like.
I mean, once you see themyou'll be like oh, yeah,
probably.

Speaker 3 (23:33):
Let's be real.
Sorry people who are justlistening on the podcast.
Uh, you're not hearing.
Lou is looking up the.
It's not letting me.

Speaker 1 (23:36):
Never mind, it's not a link, I have to like copy
paste type thing yeah, that'sone of the weak things about
this riverside app is that linksdon't show up as links whoa,
those are badass, are badass.

Speaker 2 (23:44):
Yeah, here I texted you my Bad Batch one.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
That looks cool.
I don't remember that at all,though I ain't gonna lie, I
don't remember that.

Speaker 2 (23:52):
We didn't go, they probably sent you the badge and
you put it in a box somewhereand called it a day.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
Yeah, probably that looks cool though.
That was like 100 bucks, that'snot 100 bucks, though that's
not that year.
It was probably because that'sprobably going price right at
the time.

Speaker 1 (24:08):
The way yeah, I think they're usually like 70, 80 ish
yeah, and then jack looked upthe 2024 ones and was like oh,
300.
And yeah 325 dollars.
It's like nope 2024 three thelast celebration oh, l London
23?
.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (24:25):
How much 325, dude I was like nope, I also don't know
.
I like some badges, but nope.
Good Lord.
And then obviously, I assumeyou guys will do this year's.
Oh yeah, if we can it wasbadass.
Yeah they got.
I mean they did good with it,though you just yeah they got.
I mean you just walk up whenyou go to the store, you can
just preorder it right there.

Speaker 1 (24:46):
That's when they the last one we all went to Jack
tried to order our sets and itwas all weird Like, uh, yeah,
the last, the last Anaheim one.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
I remember yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
I had Lou do it, oh yeah, but there was something
weird about it because I didn'tget that set Really.
Yeah, but there was somethingweird about the way you went and
did yours, but they would onlylet you order one or something
like that Interesting.

Speaker 3 (25:11):
I think you might be right.
I think I remember that yeah itwas some weirdness.

Speaker 2 (25:18):
It wasn't like it was before, where it was super
straightforward that you justfilled out a form and then Right
, huh, that's all right, thatwas just the concept art kind of
location ones.
Anyways, you're not missingmuch, they're just okay.

Speaker 3 (25:29):
Yeah, I gotta admit, though, some of those look
pretty good and I do, I mean, Ido like that last one.
That 2020-23 was kind of cool.

Speaker 2 (25:37):
Right but.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
I feel like the Japan ones are different.

Speaker 2 (25:41):
They sold out before they open up to public, like
they put the online store forattendees first and they sold
out before they put it up foreverybody else.
It'll just be a hole in mycollection.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
As long as they don't mess with my pin collecting,
we'll be all right.
Mm-hmm, Especially I mean.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
I guess they're not going to ship them to us
beforehand this time.

Speaker 3 (26:04):
They should have started that way now.
Pick up onsite only.
Yeah, that'd be interesting.
I don't know if I like that.

Speaker 1 (26:10):
Oh, that'd be a nightmare.

Speaker 3 (26:12):
Yeah, that's what I was like.

Speaker 1 (26:13):
I don't know if I like potential nightmare for
sure, man.

Speaker 3 (26:18):
I'm just, I'm just curious about like are we going
to have to go back to the?
We need to get in line fourhours in the morning.
This could be like an.
Indianapolis type thing.

Speaker 2 (26:26):
How early does this train?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
run, not even Indianapolis, I suppose LA LA in
2007 was, I think, the one thatwas bad.
It's like, okay, we got to getin line at four, they open at
ten.
I mean, is this going to be oneof those things?
Or, like we talked about lasttime, the crowd?
We're not expecting, well, atleast in the chat.
Not expecting what 35,000people.

(26:48):
I think 30-ish is what welanded on probably, yeah, 30.
So it's like that's not tooterrible, that's a baby crowd.
We also don't know how big thefacility is, and all that.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
Buzz Light's one of the biggest ones in Tokyo.
Okay, alright, but they mightnot have the whole thing.
Like you remember, back in theday when Comic-Con wasn't the
whole convention center, if youwent the wrong way, all of a
sudden you're in a dentistconvention or some shit and
you're like wait, what's this?

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Every year that I've been here to Denver's convention
.
Now it's Fan Expo Denver.
I don't know if it's half orwhatever, but part of the
convention center is for someother convention going on also.
They do a good job blocking itoff.
You know, you guys go down thisway, you guys go this way.
The whoever the other peopleare, they get to use the main
entrance.
We have to use the sideentrance.

Speaker 2 (27:33):
But you're used to that though.
Yeah, that's fact yeah, it's so.

Speaker 3 (27:37):
fact, especially now in today's world.
It's like man people gettingbold, all right, so we'll see.
We'll see how it plays out.
As always, the downside is it'sonly three days instead of four
, so the first day.
We always use the first day tofigure stuff out and then we're
good the rest of the way, butthis time we're only going to be

(27:57):
good for two days if we needone day to figure stuff out.
So I'm like man.
Nah, we'll figure it out it,we'll figure it out.
It always works out for us.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
We always do just expectations.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
I didn't really follow a lot.
I didn't understand what wasgoing on with the autograph
thing.
What was the problem there?
Where?

Speaker 1 (28:16):
I guess, official pics.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Didn't change their currency to yen.
So you know, you look at it,it's like 200,000 yen for an
Pigs.
Didn't change their currency toyen.
So you know, you look at it,it's like 200,000 yen for an
autograph, but they werecharging $200,000.

Speaker 3 (28:34):
So everybody's paying cards like no sir, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
And then they came out and said oh sorry, sorry,
our bad, our bad.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
We didn't tell the right people, we don't know.

Speaker 1 (28:42):
We've never done an international show before.
We don't know how this works.

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Imagine if somebody had that limit on their card.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Right.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Obviously they'll fix it, no big deal.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
I think it took them an hour or two to fix it.

Speaker 3 (28:57):
Well, that ain't nothing.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
But I mean, I think we were talking about prices in
the chat, it was just kind oflike $180 for Diego Luna.
I don't know if that's good orbad.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
I don't know what he does normally.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
I don't think he does a lot of conventions, so I
don't know what's that.
He doesn't do a lot ofconventions.
I don't think he does a lot, no.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Just trying to get price comparisons.
Like out here at Denver, I knowtwo years ago Hayden was $300,
is 300.
And I think Ewan was as well ayear later or the year before.
So if it's around 300 for theupper uppers, alright, I expect
that 180 for Diego.
I don't think that's terrible,I don't think I don't know.

Speaker 2 (29:33):
He's a big star in Mexico, like soap operas or some
shit, I think.
Oh, I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (29:40):
He's been in the scene for a minute.

Speaker 2 (29:43):
It was a big deal.
When they cast him, all theMexican people were like snap,
that's my boy, diego, from mynovellas.

Speaker 3 (29:51):
The way the Chinese people were all over the blind
dude.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
Donnie Yen.

Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, they were all over that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
But Donnie Yen also had been doing movies here for a
long time before.

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah, yeah, everyone knows, donnie, what is it?
Ip man or something.

Speaker 2 (30:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:06):
Those are good movies .
I actually liked those.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
But anyway Did you finish creature commandos.

Speaker 3 (30:11):
I did, I finished it.
You guys are talking about itand I did finish it.
Uh, I enjoyed it.
I liked the ending.
I didn't like that.
My fish girl man was sad youwere, you had such high hopes
for her.
I did I really did.
I was like man, that's my,that's my boo, but but bride or
nina bride hashtag, save themand ah see, there y'all, I I

(30:34):
would support that.
Bring her back.
She's not really dead.
If the bride can live, justjust do some same shit to bring
her back.
But but yeah, I liked at theend that she came back and saw
through the BS and was like nah,nah, bitch, and took her out it
was like all right, all right,I liked it.
So yeah, I enjoyed the hell outof it.
As a matter of fact, I got oneof my coworkers to watch it and

(30:55):
he finished it about a day ortwo after I did.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
My favorite scene, though, was when Phosphorus took
his jacket off and he wasfighting.
All them tank dudes rightthrough them middle finger burn
right through their heads thatwas good, though that was good,
and they all had good storieslike their back stories when
they went through all of them ohmy god, they did it well.

Speaker 3 (31:15):
Um, they taught me the way it uh, it laced with the
episodes that they were in.
It was.
It was fantastic.
I feel so bad for weasel rightman, but yeah, I really like.
I'm like okay, when's season 2?

Speaker 1 (31:27):
let's do this we got a few movies to get through
before we get to that, thoughyeah, for real.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
And I wonder how many of them, like in live action,
are going to show up betweenSuperman and Frank Grillo is
going to be in Peacemaker okay,there you go, senior, so that's
cool.
But yeah, I want to see liveaction versions of these people
Frank Grillo's going to be in.
Peacemaker.
Okay, there you go.
Flags you uh, senior, yep, uh,so that's cool.
But yeah, I want to see, I wantto see live action versions of
these people.
Well, we've already seen Weasel.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Well, yeah, that's true, so we've already got a
taste that one, that one sticks,that one sticks well, he
started going in the water tosave, uh, the fish girl.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
I was like you know, that boy can't swim, that boy
can hardly walk there was awhole movie about that boy not
swimming, oh man.

Speaker 3 (32:13):
So yeah, Imperfect memory of a movie, what?

Speaker 2 (32:17):
That's what Gunn said .
Suicide Squad is not canon,it's more of an imperfect memory
.
So some of it did happen.
Okay, some of it did not canon,it's more of an imperfect
memory.
So some of it did happen.
Some of it did not happenBecause, obviously, junior died.
They talked about the starfishthing when they brought Weasel
in.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
But how can only some of it work?
If Peacemaker is in, ifPeacemaker is in.

Speaker 2 (32:41):
That's why it's an imperfect memory.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
I was like you can't count, because you can't say
some of it counted and some ofit didn't.
Did they talk about, Unless yousay Peacemaker's out also?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
No Peacemaker is, except for the Justice League
scene All right, that's fair.

Speaker 3 (32:58):
I mean, that makes sense that that has to go.
But that scene was so goodthough that was so funny F you
Barry.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
Oh my God.
And Johnny is saying has saidthat the next opening is for
season two is going to be evenbetter than the first season.
Damn, that's a high bar to set.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
That was probably one of the few shows I never hit
Skip credits.

Speaker 3 (33:18):
Yep, what do y'all think of Momoa moving on from
Aquaman to Lobo in the Supergirlmovie?
Way better, yeah, I thoughtthat was fantastic Way more
appropriate.
I think, yeah, when I saw himthe first time I was like man,
he'd be a great Lobo.
And here he is now finallydoing it, 10 years later.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
Well, I thought he was originally supposed to be
Lobo way back in the day, butthen they never, developed Lobo,
Like there was something.
It was in the.

Speaker 2 (33:44):
It was in the pipeline.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
There's kind of a hack and he doesn't really yeah
yeah, like they had the ideathat they were going to do a
lobo movie.
I could be wrong about that,but I remember reading in my
head, my head canon, at somepoint in the past.
Momoa was supposed to be loboat some point already and then
it kind of like disappeared andthen he became aquaman and
everyone was like, okay, aquaman.

(34:05):
And then yeah, so it's fullcircle type of thing.
I will get roasted in thecomments by our listener in
france, right, no, you're afucking moron.
Great now I'm not only gettingit during the podcast, I'm
getting it after the podcast.

Speaker 3 (34:24):
For sure.
I'm trying to think who wouldyou cast currently as your
Aquaman in Gun's universe?

Speaker 1 (34:32):
Hmm.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
I haven't really thought of this, fuck it.
That's not funny.
Oh my God, that would be sofunny.
The dude that played Arrow inSmallville, okay, no, that's in
Smallville.

Speaker 1 (34:45):
Okay, no, that's not his name.

Speaker 3 (34:47):
That's Josh, something.
I thought I thought his namewas Josh Because he's in some
other show right now.
Yeah, he was on.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
This Is Us.
You could go full circle andput Reacher back there, because
he was the original Aquaman wayback in the day.
I think he was the originalAquaman in Smallville, right,
smallville, yeah, and now he's.

Speaker 2 (35:10):
He's like you bring it all the way back.
Go back to Entourage and putAdrian in there.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
Damn, that is going back though.

Speaker 1 (35:19):
And then Turtle can be his sidekick, yep.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
Johnny Drama comes in as Black Manta.
It's done, that would be sofunny.
Black manta, it's done thatwould be so funny, oh my god hit
us up.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
James gunn, we got where the idea.

Speaker 3 (35:31):
Men up in here, let's go, yep and then I heard also
blue beetle is actually in, thatthat story is in.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
I'm like oh my god, it was kind of at the time, but
james gunn hasn't mentioned itsince, so so I think he for real
just deleted everything he said, unless my name's on it, it's
gone.

Speaker 3 (35:49):
All right, that's fine.
I mean, I'm not going to say itwas a bad movie, but it wasn't
good.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
I think it would bring him back, though the same
kid same basic.

Speaker 3 (36:00):
I had no problem with that movie, it was all right.
Yeah, I was like they want touse him as the actor.
Fine, Just who cares what.
The kind of like that.
What did you?
What did you call it?

Speaker 2 (36:07):
Perfect memory.

Speaker 3 (36:08):
There you go, do that with blue beetle too, so we can
keep him.
Yeah, I thought the kid wasfine and hopefully we're
advanced now so we don't get allthe oh, the origin crap on a
lot of these.
I mean, just based off aSuperman trailer with all these
people that are in it, you'dlike to think they're going to
skip all the origin crap.
They're like okay, these peoplejust exist and that's all there

(36:30):
is to it.
We know it.

Speaker 2 (36:33):
We know Batman's story.

Speaker 3 (36:36):
You want the origin?

Speaker 2 (36:36):
Go read the comic Our grandparents grew up with this
shit.
We've been told these storiesmultiple times, Even just
through our lifetimes, with allthe different versions we've
gotten of Superman, especiallyBatman and getting to the point
with Spider-Man.

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Do we have a Batman in the Gunn universe?

Speaker 2 (36:52):
No, he hasn't said yet.

Speaker 1 (36:53):
I mean we do because of Creature Commandos.

Speaker 2 (36:56):
but yeah, we don't know who's playing him.
Yeah, they have not announcedit.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
So who would you cast as Batman at this point, since
we did Aquaman?

Speaker 3 (37:06):
Can we not use Twilight?

Speaker 1 (37:10):
No, he's in an alternate universe, he's in an
multiverse right.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Well then, they still could.

Speaker 2 (37:14):
No, they're going to have different openings for the
not Gunverse versus the Gunverse, so you'll know which movie
you're watching.

Speaker 3 (37:22):
No, what I mean, though, is like in a multiverse,
the same character could stillbe.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Well if they do that eventually, if they go to a
multiverse eventually.
Yeah, he could show up.

Speaker 3 (37:29):
Yeah, I'm just saying he could still be their Batman,
just in this universe, and it'snot the same story of the other
ones.
Right, with that rationale theycould pick any of them, but I
don't know, would or should bein this one.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, I'm trying to think of Fuck it, he can be
everybody.

Speaker 2 (37:46):
I wouldn't be mad about that, but I think he's too
close to Pattinson likeage-wise and just like their
physique.

Speaker 3 (37:55):
Oh yeah, we probably want a late 30s Batman.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Older, like skewed older, like maybe something not
quite Affleck, maybe a littleyounger.

Speaker 3 (38:05):
Well, affleck, maybe a little younger Affleck's, like
50-something, 10 years youngerthan that.
It'd be good to go Like JeremyRenner type.
I think he's too little for it,but that type I don't know.
Is Batman supposed to be sixfoot?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (38:22):
It depends on what era you want to put him in right
.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
Yeah, which Batman are you going for?
Are you going for that bigfucking yoked out Frank Miller
Batman?
But like older, yeah Right.

Speaker 3 (38:35):
I don't know, we'll see.
Yeah, that'll be fun.
I mean again, every time I seethe Superman trailer it's like
man that looks.
I hope I.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
Yeah, we're already lining up the movies to go watch
on Comic-Con weekend.

Speaker 2 (38:53):
We got that.
We got Fantastic Four.
Everybody's at Comic-Con.
We'll be the only ones at themovie theater.

Speaker 3 (38:58):
So yeah, y'all have fun.
We'll spoil it for everybodywhen we show up, we'll be in
line at any outdoor event.
It's like, oh yeah, did youguys see I would talk about the
movie the whole time?

Speaker 2 (39:07):
People around me La Two men murdered at Comic-Con
for spoiling movies.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Exactly Two jerk-offs were found dead after being
caught.

Speaker 1 (39:21):
And the black guy was just yelling at them.
No, you guys are wrong.

Speaker 3 (39:25):
Yep, it's like uh-uh.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Really disturbing stuff in that movie.

Speaker 3 (39:29):
Dumbass.
That was not a Hitler salute,but they did dumb shit in the
movie.
I'm sitting there trying towatch this movie and this is the
dumb stuff that they did, andthat was the end of it, and two
suspects have been arrested.
We expect them to go free, duke.
So how was birthday my man?
Is that part of the weekendtrip?

Speaker 1 (39:51):
yeah, so it was good.
Yeah, I mean, you know it was anew house, so it was getting
used to a new situation andstuff.

Speaker 3 (39:58):
But it was good.
I don't know what that means.
Well we were in Airbnb Okay,gotcha, not the one you were in
before.

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Yeah, the ones we were in before were down south.
This one was up here, closer tothat, Closer.
So, and I mean again, it'sAirbnb, so it has pluses and
minuses.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
I've never done one, so tell me what's a minus of an
Airbnb.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
A minus is that you have like an inconsistency with
things like beds and stuff likethat.
Like an inconsistency withthings like beds and stuff like
that, and oftentimes like thelayouts are really funky,
because unless the house wasbuilt with five bedrooms and
three bathrooms, like generallythey're expansions, so like
they'll start out like the onewe we were in this weekend.
It was like we kind of werelike, okay, well, it's probably

(40:48):
this probably started out aslike a two-bedroom one half, one
bathhouse, and then theyexpanded and added things onto
it as money came in.
Or you know, we had a bunch ofjokes about the furniture all
being the furniture that likewhen they could buy a new couch
at the new, at their regularhouse, they just move the old
couch to the airbnb house, typeof thing.
So you kind of get a lot ofthat type of stuff where it's a

(41:09):
lot of second hand, unlessthey're using it as like a
primary resident vacation house,right, like.
But if they're, if it's a, ifit's a group that's just using
it just to make money, like theyinvested and maybe they plan on
retiring there at some point.
But like I was telling you know,when we were talking about it

(41:29):
earlier, like they had thisweird thing where, like the
basement was finished but likethe wall, where like the laundry
room and the bathroom and thetwo bedrooms were, was just all
barn doors that didn't fit thegaps of the doors.
So like I'd close my door to goto bed at night and there was
somebody out, you know, watchingtv or had a light on or

(41:50):
whatever, and it was like Imight as well not even have the
door closed because Cause thelight was just, the gaps were so
big that I was just like dang.
So no privacy at all.
Everybody saw everything I wasdoing the whole time.
So you know, you just get to acertain point of saying, fine,
this is just going to happen.
So you're the one that's,you're the one that's coming to

(42:10):
my door and looking in my doors.

Speaker 2 (42:12):
Dang.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
You want to see my Robin's?

Speaker 2 (42:15):
egg in the nest.
That's fine, because it's coldup in this bitch.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
It was cold.
That was the other thing.
My room didn't have centralheating or air, probably because
of the expansions, but all theother bedrooms had not in-wall
cadet heater, but they had, like, it hung on the wall and you'd
plug it in.
My room didn't.
So I woke up every morning likeit was fucking cold, man, like

(42:40):
it was low 30s, high 20s, low30s.
Every night we were there andI'd wake up and be like, well, I
need to get out of bed becausemy I'm sleeping on a fucking
prison mattress right now, butit's fucking cold as shit too.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
So would you leave feedback to warn other people
about this?

Speaker 1 (42:57):
yeah, I'm gonna.
What I'm gonna do is I'm gonnaemail the group and just say,
hey, give me your, you know,give me your one to five stars,
give me your.
Would you stay here again andgive me like two pros and two
cons and I'll put it alltogether and post a review all
right again, it wasn't terrible,but it could have been better,
right Like there's, you know.
But that's also the kind of theAirbnb experiences You're

(43:18):
beholden a lot to what thepurpose of the house is for the
people who own it.
Right, If it's a retirementhouse, they're probably not
going to put a ton of money andtime into it right now because
they're probably just going toNot living there yet and time
into it right now becausethey're probably not living
there yet yeah, they don't livethere yet, right, but if it's
something where it's like afamily house, maybe passed down,

(43:40):
and they use it for holidaysand they use it during the
summer and they use it when itmakes sense for that the house
to wherever it's located, thenthere's going to be way more.
The house that we were stayingat in southern southwest o
Oregon for the last two years,you could tell they did family
events there.
They had a 36-piece sectionalwrapped around this giant Great

(44:05):
Hall area with a big TV, youknow like.
So you could tell like they haddone, taken the time to like
make this a place that theywanted, that you would want to
go to as a family, right.
This one kind of seemed morelike okay, well, it's like
they're they probably got it fora good deal or inherited it
from somebody and and hadn'teither hadn't taken the time to

(44:30):
go in and spend a bunch of moneyor were waiting until they were
going to actually use it.
So, yeah, so that's kind of theAirbnb thing.
And again, of course, you knowpictures say a thousand words or
whatever, but sometimes thosepictures are a little can be
misleading.

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Fair enough, jack.
Do you guys ever consider yourother house Airbnb, keeping it
and just not necessarilylong-term rental, but just
Airbnb short-term?
They?

Speaker 2 (44:59):
are actually very frowned upon here.
What Really?
I think, your HOA has toapprove it.

Speaker 3 (45:05):
That was my next thing.
Actually, if the HOA doesn'thave it in Nevada, because use
of your home is not somethingthat the HOA can regulate,
unless it's already in thedeclarations- if it's already
your declarations that you haveto have a limit, then they can't
make a rule for it.
It has to be they can't be arule in reg.
It has to be actually in yourdeclaration, ccnrs, that it's

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frowned upon and even then youcan get around.
It's like, oh, no less than 30days.
It's like, okay, make all yourleases, all your Airbnb leases,
30 days and then just let peopleout of it if they only want to
do four days.

Speaker 2 (45:37):
So there's ways around it, but county rules and
all that stuff too.
It's very hard to actually yeah, yeah, If it gets found out
like the county gets involvedand huge fines and stuff.
But that's only for short-termrental, though, correct?

Speaker 3 (45:52):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Yeah, yeah, huge fines and stuff, but that's only
for short-term rental, though,correct, yes, yeah, yeah.
No, I could rent it out theother house, but not airbnb kind
of stuff how?

Speaker 3 (45:58):
how do you know the limit, like third county limit
30 days.
Some some will say, like I havesome.
Some did I manage out herewhere to avoid the whole airbnb?
They just said you can't leasefor less than six months.
So it's like all right, butlike I said, if it was me as
long as it's not a county issue.
If it's just an HOA issue, I'dbe like okay, here's a six

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months lease, you're allowed tobreak it whenever you want, with
no penalty.
And then it was like okay,that'll cover it.
It's like no, no, my tenant hasa six months lease.
They just didn't stay the wholesix months, they stayed six
days.

Speaker 1 (46:28):
No, with no penalty, no penalty.
Yeah, I was fine with it.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:32):
I was like, I was fine, I still got paid.

Speaker 1 (46:35):
A lot of people.
Somebody's moving in nextFriday Weird.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
Yeah, yeah, it's so good, I'm so good at leasing
that I can turn it around thatquickly.

Speaker 2 (46:45):
I use this really cool website called Airbnb.
People just sign up and it'scrazy.

Speaker 3 (46:50):
Yeah, even though it's a six month lease, they
still signed up anyway andthere's people lined up waiting.

Speaker 1 (46:56):
Yeah, right.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
If that person decides they want to bail and
break the lease, somebody elseis willing to do it if that
happens to be next thursday attwo o'clock yeah, it's crazy oh
that would be wild man now, thatwould last like yeah, that's.
That's one of those things thatI haven't done, like the same
as a uber lift for ride sharing,not not delivery of food, but I
I haven't on my own.

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I don't be wrong.
I've had a right.
Somebody else had it and set itup and I was like, yeah, okay,
fine, if you don't want to drive, I guess we'll do this, one of
them.
One of them was to a baseballgame in denver and back, and the
other one I can tell youexactly the two times the
baseball game in Denver and back, and the other one.
I can tell you exactly the twotimes the baseball game in
Denver and back.
The other one was after aholiday party downtown.
We went from one spot toanother and the vendor that was

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hosting and we went elsewheregot us all Uber to get us back
to our cars where we originallyparked.
That's cool.
Those are the only two timesthat I've ever used it.
I don't have it on my.
I don't intend to use it.
I would rather take a bus, butthat's a me thing.
It's funny, though I'd be okaybeing a driver If I was an Uber

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Eats driver or something likethat.
I'm bored on a Friday night.

Speaker 2 (48:07):
I was thinking that the other night when we were at
a new sushi spot, which waspretty good.
It'll go in the rotation ifother places are busy, but they
just had a bunch of peoplecoming in picking up delivery
orders and stuff.
I'm like I don't know if I'dlike to do that, Just driving
around in your car all nightusing gas money.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
How much money do you actually make doing that?

Speaker 3 (48:29):
That's the thing, right, I would need to run the
numbers to see how worth it itis.
Yeah, on one side I'm no longerbored.
I got something to do tonight,even if I'm only making quote,
unquote minimum wage whateverthe state's minimum wage is.
I mean in theory you'll makemore.
But let's just say, if onlymaking $15 an hour, after gas
and everything and your takehome was $15 an hour, still

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might be worth it, better thansitting around sitting there
playing my puzzle games allnight for four hours.
I just go Uber for four, Don'thave to do it all night, just
four hours.
You know I'm going to pick sixto 10 here in Boulder, in a
college town where the kids arelazy and use up all their
parents' money.
So it's like okay, I think thatmight be okay.
I don't think I do it in thewinter.
I in the side streets would behorrible and all that crap.

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But like getting back, gettingback from Japan or something
like that, and I got nothing todo on a Saturday night or
whatever.
I mean during the week probablynot, but on a Friday Saturday I
got nothing else to do.
Why the hell not?
It seems interesting.
I don't know if I could do itbe a driver.
I like driving people, pickingup food or whatever, because I
guess now you can Uber anythingyou want.
I want this from 7-Eleven.
I'm like well, really you canUber 7-Eleven.
I learned that last week.

Speaker 1 (49:36):
You can Uber 7-Eleven .
You can Uber the motherfuckingmovie theater.
If you go into your movietheater, look for the rack next
time, because there'll be peoplewhere they'll buy hot dogs,
drinks, popcorn, because they'llbe, having movie night at their
house.

Speaker 3 (49:48):
Oh my God, that's a thing.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
Yeah, go, look for next time you go to the theater
look for a wire, look for thewire.
Rack right the black wire.
I've seen it, I've seen theright.
That's what.
That's what it's for, so thatway you people can order their,
their concessions to go and havetheir movie night at home.
But they still want to have,they still want to have the
popcorn and they still want tohave all the bullshit without

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having to do any of the work thepopcorn I get people.

Speaker 3 (50:14):
People really love their movie theater popcorn.
I just thought that was thepre-order concessions when you
bought your own movie ticket.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Nope, that's going out somebody's house.

Speaker 3 (50:22):
That's crazy wow, I will pay attention to that next
time I go I always find it.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
I found it funny, like a couple of the bars that I
go to around here are likelocals bars that have like shit
food, but yeah, it's their localbars, so you're just like
whatever, like we're here andeven those motherfuckers would
be doing door action.
I'm like the last thing I'mgonna be doing when I'm sober is
like oh, let me order some foodmaybe they're drunk at home and
they're like bruh.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
Remember those cheese fries at that shitty bar?
Yeah, exactly, we should ordersome of those.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Let's get them and make sure they're cold, because
by the time they get back to thehouse, that should but, but the
peanut butter burger is reallygood.

Speaker 3 (50:59):
The dark horse here, that bar, I mean I could see.
I mean I would just order it togo and go pick it up myself,
because I don't see the point ofpaying an extra 12 to get your
food, but whatever that's whatit's still.

Speaker 1 (51:08):
It would still be in the rack, like that's where they
would put it.

Speaker 3 (51:11):
So wow, that's crazy man.
Although my ocds, I'd have allthe bells and whistles, like I'd
have the car heater bag thingto keep people's food warm and
all that shit lou would actuallyspend more money getting set up
to deliver food than he wouldever actually make for sure, we
won't even argue that that's100%.

Speaker 2 (51:32):
He'd plan his routes so he'd stop at his house so he
could swap out his ice packs.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Lou would be like the P Diddy of gloves in his car
because every single fooddelivery he'd switch gloves out.
Before Lou was arrested he hada thousand boxes of rubber
gloves in his trunk.
He said it was for fooddelivery.
we knew it was for murder right,I can't even defend this I will

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say I was pretty shockedearlier when we all agreed that
this was going to be the mostboring super bowl ever.
When I when I think lou waslike our jack was like ah, this
super bowl is gonna suck, andlou was like I'm with you and I
was like shit.
I think all three of us are onthe same page.
What mark this on your calendar?
Oh shit, like at 352 on onjanuary 26th 2025, all three of

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these motherfuckers finallyagreed on something man, the
whole conversation just stopped.

Speaker 2 (52:33):
We had nothing else to talk about my phone actually
just deleted the text.

Speaker 1 (52:37):
It was like nope, it's not gonna get any better
than this.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
You guys are done it's like why is this locked out
?

Speaker 1 (52:43):
I don't get it, my ai just was like nope man, you
guys seen the spread yet for thesymbol.
I thought it was only like apoint and a half or something.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
It's not something I saw espn popped up and up and
said the T's were like 1.5 orsomething.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
How are you feeling, Leo?
Last football game of theseason Stop it.

Speaker 3 (53:04):
I'm kind of okay.
It's like I get my Sundays back, you know, because that's how
it's been for me from Septemberto now.
So I'll get next Sunday back,because who cares about the Pro
Bowl, right?
I'm assuming'll get next Sundayback, cause I don't.
Who cares about the pro bowl,Right?
I'm assuming that's next Sunday.
I don't even know what it is.
I don't watch it in 15 years,it is so.
So I'll get an idea of what mySundays will be like next, next
week, but, and then Superbowl,and after that I'm free until

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September.
So Maybe it'll be a go watch amatinee, if I'm not watching a
brunch.
So that actually I'm not goingto lie, that actually may happen
, I mean.
I kind of miss my Golden Corralbrunch, not because Golden
Corral is great, it's just thatI like the variety.
Right, a brunch buffet is thebest thing ever, because then

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you know how it is, we did it atDisney a month and a half ago.
I just like a piece of bacon, apiece of sausage, a waffle, a
pancake, a piece you know pieceof French toast.
I love the individual of just I, just I do it.
I was at, I think I took myselfto a Chinese buffet for lunch

(54:09):
during work a couple of weeksago and it was like I literally
got one piece of broccoli andone piece of beef, or beef and
broccoli, one piece of orangechicken.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
It was like one.
It was like oh, I love this, Idon't have to have a whole plate
of this stuff.
The mongolian mongolian grillguys love lou because he shows
up with one noodle, one piece ofmeat, one broccoli, and he
hands it over and just like atiny splash of like the vinegar
water and they're like okay,you're good.
Like it literally takes 20seconds to cook his pot.

Speaker 3 (54:35):
You forgot the one bean sprout, but that's better.
One bean sprout, there you gothe.

Speaker 2 (54:39):
ESPN has the Chiefs at minus two.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
Oh, it already moved up because it opened at one and
a half.
That means people are alreadybetting the Chiefs.

Speaker 2 (54:47):
They said it's the first time the Chiefs have gone
to the Super Bowl, not as theunderdog.

Speaker 3 (54:54):
How are they underdogging?

Speaker 1 (54:55):
the other ones.
What the hell, dude?
You know, last week, lou, youweren't here for that, but the
thing that, which game was it?
Oh, it was the Philly.
Who did Philly play last week?
Philly played Detroit, right,yes?

Speaker 3 (55:09):
No, Detroit played Washington.

Speaker 1 (55:11):
So Philly played.
It was a long time ago, it wasthe Rams, okay, and this
motherfucker, in all of hisfucking stupid-ass Eagles gear,
has like a medallion on hischest.
That's like we may be theunderdogs, but it's us against
the world.
I'm like, motherfucker, youain't the underdogs.
What are you fucking talkingabout?

(55:33):
Aren't we the underdogs?
Like, yeah, fucking talkingabout?

Speaker 3 (55:35):
like you're we the underdogs, go you're the home
team against the rams.
Yeah, we're the number two seed, like you're like a four point
favorite.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
This week you were a six point favorite, but it's us
against the world you've beenfavored in most of the games
that you've played this season,but you know we're the underdog.
You know, guys, we're theunderdog.
You know guys, we're all.
We're playing one to one toknow this week.

Speaker 3 (55:56):
Want to know that's our goal, like no, I tell you
what's funny, what some of thesome of them, the magic boys.
I'm going to discord chat withthem.
And back on December, Iremember cause there was a meme
that somebody put out.
There was the Super Bowl,America wants to see Bills
versus Detroit.
And then the Super Bowl weresomehow going to get Chiefs

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versus Eagles and it was like,wow, somebody put that out.
December 11th.

Speaker 2 (56:24):
And that's exactly what happened.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
That's what Goodell wants, man, although it was nice
to see that people you knowwhat Fucking Broncos fans still
trying to say today's game therefs had something to do with
the chiefs winning.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
It was like there was so many, there was any there
wasn't anything.

Speaker 3 (56:41):
There were more bills .
There were more bills, issueslike there were two face masks
that weren't even called on, thebills.
But nobody's talking about that.
All the the only thing thatthey're coming back to is that
fourth down play where josh gotstopped and it was close.
I mean, if you called it like,replay is not going to help.
If you called it first down, itwould have stayed first down.

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If you called it short, itwould have stayed short.
But other than that, the peoplewho cry about the chiefs, it's
like did you actually watch thegames?
Do you know that they getscrewed over too, like today
today, but they still overcameand won.
But again, I think for thisgame I'm rooting for the Chiefs,
not because I want them to winso much, but mostly I want
Eagles to lose and with theChiefs winning, they get the

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added bonus of Broncos fans aremad.
So that'll help me out All theshit talking that Chiefs fans
out here can do to the Broncosfans.
I love that concept.
But really, though, if Buffalohad won, I'd be rooting for
Buffalo, because I really hatethe Eagles and the Ravens.
I want no part of the Eagleswinning anything ever.
As a Giants fan.

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I just can't have it.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
As much as I don't want a three-peat, I'm with you.
I would rather have the Eagleslose than I don't want the
Chiefs to win.
I would rather have the Eagleslose than yeah, I don't want the
Chiefs to win.

Speaker 3 (57:57):
I want the Eagles to lose, absolutely.
I'm rooting against the Eagles,not for the Chiefs, and, like I
said, the bonus of doing thatis I really like the idea, I
really, really like the idea ofBroncos fans crying.
As soon as the game was over, Iwent to Twitter to look to see
what the Broncos fans are saying.

Speaker 1 (58:11):
And we may have a friend that we're just waiting
for the meltdown, oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (58:16):
That would be interesting, especially if they
lose.

Speaker 1 (58:19):
In a way, that's just some kind of crazy shit yeah
they do some stupid PhillyPhilly bullshit and it gets
housed and taken back for six orsome shit.
And that's the difference inthe game.

Speaker 3 (58:30):
Or they're trying to kick an extra point to go up by
one or something to win the game, or tie it and it gets blocked
and we turn back the other wayfor two or something, then they
end up losing by three.
Yeah, something like that wouldbe crazy.
Surprisingly, I actually know alot of Eagle fans out here too.
I don't know how that happened.

Speaker 2 (58:48):
Horribly far from there.
It would make sense that somewould migrate down that way.
Yeah, you're going to get someof everything.

Speaker 3 (58:55):
Fly.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Eagles fly south.
Man Wait does that mean you'rerooting for the Eagles?

Speaker 2 (59:04):
Yeah, I'd rather see my homes lose.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
As a Raiders fan, I've got to imagine you're not
rooting for the.

Speaker 2 (59:09):
Chiefs, fuck those guys.

Speaker 3 (59:12):
I think the whole idea of a three-peat though that
hasn't happened.
That'd be kind of cool.
I wish it was my team, but it'snot.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
You guys do anything for the Super Bowl, like, do you
guys do anything as far asevent or anything?

Speaker 3 (59:27):
No.
There's a couple times where Iwent to Vegas, go get some
frozen food and just pig out allday.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Maybe I'll finally take down the Christmas tree,
you know.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
Wait, did you just say take down the Christmas tree
?
A month later, you've beengetting mail from the fucking
HOA for the last two weeks.

Speaker 2 (59:45):
Take your tree down.
Hey, I unplugged the Santa inthe window.
Okay, don't nobody know, theChristmas tree's still up.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
That wouldn't even be a violation.
I don't think, Because it's inthe window.
If you don't have house lightsout or house decorations, you're
good.

Speaker 1 (59:59):
He don't have lights in front of his house either, so
it's fine.
That shit looked like a fuckingmurder house.
Let me tell you yes, looks like.

Speaker 3 (01:00:08):
Yeah, yeah, only appearances, only appearances.
Out here, people leave theirlights out past stock show
because the rodeo, a nationalwestern, whatever it is, the
stock show is out here in themiddle of January or early
January, whatever it is, and Idon't know why it's a tradition,
but it is that people don'ttake their lights down until
after stock show.

(01:00:29):
That people don't take theirlights down until after stock
show.
And then for us as managers, ifyour guidelines get, if your
paperwork says 15 or 30 daysafter the holiday, then you got
to get your stuff down I'llwrite you a letter.
I think it's dumb because mostpeople know this thing in
Colorado or Denver anyway,denver area.
But yeah, so there's a lot ofhouses.

(01:00:50):
I was on inspection on thisweek, on Thursday, and there's a
lot of houses that still havetheir stuff up and I'm like I am
not writing that up, I'm goingto give myself all this extra
work just for them to take itdown over this weekend, because
this weekend is when it ended.
So I was like that is, by thetime they got my letter after it
mailed from some third-partysystem next week, it's like,
yeah, we could go.
Why am I getting this letter?
So that's a standard out here.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
We've lived here for 15 years and we've gotten a
letter every single fucking year.
Literally that's.
The only thing in my HOA packetis 15 letters saying please
take your lights down.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
And here's the thing Out here now with the log chains
a couple years ago, withcompliance, they get 30 days to
fix it, and if they don't fix it, they get 30 more days to fix
it.
And if they don't fix it, theyget 30 more days to fix it.

Speaker 2 (01:01:36):
It's the dumbest thing.
So they can have their lightsup until fucking St Patrick's
Day.

Speaker 3 (01:01:39):
Basically yeah.
Yeah, we can't find them untilafter 60 days, when all is said
and done.
So it's like it's the dumbestthing, it's like look though
Shit, that's almost April.
Yeah, it'd be like March 25thor some shit.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Dang February, oh you're right, because they have
a month.
Originally they have 90 days.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
Yeah, they would have 90 days to get it down, so it'd
be middle of March.
It would be middle of Januaryto February.
January to February is one,you're right.
April, middle April, beforethey actually got fined.
If we can't send a violationletter until mid-January no,
it'd be mid-March Because theyhave 60 days.
So they'd have, you're right,it'd be freaking St Patrick's

(01:02:20):
before we'd actually be able tofine them.
So some dumb shit, but it'swhatever.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:02:25):
And they also changed another crazy thing where, if
you used to be able to controlthe streets, they changed it.
Now, where, if it's a citystreet, even though your
declarations say that we haverights to monitor the streets
and your vehicle's bad, we cando stuff?
Not anymore.
No, city street, city will takecare of it.
You have no say, even thoughyour docs say you have, say it's
like all right, although I'mokay with that one, that means

(01:02:47):
less headache for me.
This car is parked, call thecity.
This car is part Call the city,not my problem.
I love that shit.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
City parking authority.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
So what else have we missed Since a week?
Oh, we missed an inauguration.
That's what we missed Four moreyears and then we'll move on.
You know, it's like, whetheryou like them or hate them Four
years and it's over, and itcan't go any further than that.
For the people who hate them,there's one plus.
For the people who like them,you, there's one plus.
For the people who like themyou get four years of the
country being okay before itgoes to hell again when another

(01:03:19):
Democrat takes over.
So we'll see how it plays out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
It'll be fun.
The memes will be fun.
That's all I'm here for, that'sexactly it.

Speaker 3 (01:03:26):
It'll be entertaining at the very least, especially
since this president canactually speak coherently Ish,
which means yeah, which meanshe's going to speak, even though
he shouldn't sometimes.
So that's going to be hey, didyou see what Dumbass said today?
Because, like I said before, Ithink he's a tool as a person,

(01:03:47):
but at least he puts the countryfirst.
That's the only really positivething he has going for himself.

Speaker 2 (01:03:52):
As a human.
He's opening for saturday nightlive.
This week they brought lynnmanuel back as hamilton, so
they're just like signing thedocument of the declaration of
independence and everything, andthen trump comes out and
everybody just freezes.
He's going on and on.
He's like one of the surprises.
At my inauguration, melaniashowed up dressed as kung Lao
from Mortal Kombat.

Speaker 3 (01:04:13):
Who'd they have playing Trump?

Speaker 1 (01:04:15):
I have no idea.
The same guy.
It's the same guy who's playedTrump for like the last year.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Okay, he does a good impression of him, the talking
and the hands and Her outfitreally was something else the
fucking hamburger.

Speaker 3 (01:04:29):
Right Hamburger slash mafia hit me Like what was
going on with that.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
No, was so, so he couldn't kiss her, that's smart
did you see that when he likeleaned in and like her hat, like
his fucking head hit her hat ohno, he was like he was like,
and then he like stopped andthen went away and I don't know
that's funny.
He couldn't he couldn'tactually like, he couldn't
figure out how to like, lowerhis head to.

Speaker 3 (01:04:53):
He turned.

Speaker 1 (01:04:54):
Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (01:04:58):
If she wanted it, it could have happened.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
He could have taken the head off if she really
wanted it, or she could havetilted her head.
No, actually I think she leanedinto it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
She fucking she had a headbutt him with a spear, with
the brim.

Speaker 1 (01:05:11):
My bad honey Like an odd job.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
That's also how she avoids giving blowjobs, just
like yeah, no shit, I can't getthat close.

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Honey, why are you wearing this hat to the
inauguration?
Usually you only wear it to bed.

Speaker 2 (01:05:27):
Why are you wearing your blowjob hat to out in
public?
That's weird.

Speaker 1 (01:05:32):
That's a strange choice, but okay, holy out in
public.

Speaker 3 (01:05:34):
That's weird, that's a strange choice, but okay, holy
shit, that's funny.
Honestly, the only thing that'spissed me off this week is the
whole Hitler thing.
It's like you'd have to bereally really stupid to think he
was given a Hitler symbol.
So it's like you people arereally that desperate to look
for anything you can.
It's like you know whenbrothers were doing this thing
and would do this.

Speaker 2 (01:05:56):
He extended his arm all the way out, though.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
Yes, he said would I give you my heart.
They pointed it out toeverybody.
It wasn't this whole this, itwas this.
He put his hand out.
It wasn't this.
If he did that, no defense, nodefense and somebody should have
taken his ass.
I don't lie, somebody shouldtake his ass out if he did that,
but it wasn't so.
So people going all off aboutthat, knowing that's not what he

(01:06:22):
did it was, but he even said itis like I give you my heart.
What if he didn't say that?

Speaker 2 (01:06:27):
I'm watching the video again.
Dude, his hand is flat and upit's out like this look at it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:34):
No, I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:06:34):
Look at it.
Nope, I'm looking at it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
Are you telling me he does this Thumbs?

Speaker 2 (01:06:37):
in the whole thing.
Yes, share the video.
I already sent it to the groupKilling me.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
I'll send it again.
I don't have it.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Hold on.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
AI.

Speaker 1 (01:06:50):
They did have a pretty good it's on his.
Twitter.
Jack, did you watch WeekendUpdate?
Yet on SNL they had a reallygood.
So the opening joke is they'retalking about Trump's
inauguration and the Bible thatthey had held out for him that

(01:07:10):
he didn't use was the same onethat Lincoln supposedly used.
And then he was like, oh, itwould be really interesting to
see the two of them talk,because lincoln could share with
him the whatever, theemancipation, you know, civil
rights and stuff like that, andtrump could tell him how to turn
his head the correct way, like,and everyone was like whoa, and

(01:07:33):
he's like what too soon nevershould have given you rights
other than that it's going to befour years of entertainment.

Speaker 3 (01:07:41):
That's what it's going to be for you, as long as
long as the country is betteroff, like the fact that people
illegals are getting deportedfantastic, keep doing it.
You shouldn't, shouldn't havebeen here.
You shouldn't have been allowedto stay here.
All the crap that was going on,but that's just any.
You would think any presidentwould be on the side of that.
Why?
Why they're not?
I don't't get it.
I don't get why people wantillegals here.
You want to come here.

(01:08:03):
See, that's racist.

Speaker 2 (01:08:06):
It is.
It's very hypocrisy.
They're like, oh no, slavery isbad.
But those same people are like,well, who's going to pick the
crops?

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
It's like, wow, you said that.
It was like the people who whatwas it?
Dei or whatever diversity thingthat was going on.
It's like, oh man, I wish I'dcome back to it next week or
something like that.
It was crazy a year or two ago.
It was like, well, black peoplewon't have a fair chance if you
get rid of I don't knowwhatever.
It was affirmative action.
I think that's what it was whenit went away two years ago.

(01:08:36):
It was like, oh, black peoplewon't have a fair chance.
I'm like, oh, that's rude ashell.
So you're saying black peopleonly qualify because of
affirmative action.
It's like, damn, some whitelady said it and got hammered as
she should.
Yeah, some white lady on cnn orsomething like that.
It was like, oh, you can't like, no, just, and I'm I am glad
dei is going away, you should be.

(01:08:56):
And that that was racist ashell.
Pick people based off of theirqualifications, not because, oh
hey, we need a gay person, ablack person, an Hispanic person
, like how about you need aperson that?

Speaker 2 (01:09:06):
you have, says, the only black person at his office.
There's two of us, so whichone's the DEI hire?

Speaker 3 (01:09:14):
I'm half Spanish too, so they get to check off two
boxes of my ass.
You know what?
Surprisingly, there's an Asianwoman, two black people like
three Hispanics.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
How many gays?
Four, none, just one.
He's on the podcast, right nowwith us.

Speaker 3 (01:09:30):
Get your letters right, dude, get your letters
right.

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
LG.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
Hello, hello, three Odd number.

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
This is why he has a hard time accepting it.
If it was LBG, He'd be likeokay, I was like alright, own it
, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:09:50):
Yeah, we're good now.
You could even put the.
Put the frickin' volume at sixand I won't mind.
But yeah, like I said, it'sgonna be fun, it's gonna be.
Just Just how bad it's gonna be, we'll find out.
How good it's going to be,we'll find out.
It's only been a week, people,so we'll see.

Speaker 2 (01:10:04):
That's about where I'm at.
I hope everything the Democratsare scared of happens happens.
But then also, I wanteverything.
I just want to see the peoplethat idolize him be super
disappointed in him.
I'd be all super disappointedin him, just because it's
disgusting the way that peopleworship politicians right now.
Yeah, it's disgusting.
They work for us, they are ouremployees, but you're over here

(01:10:27):
filleting them every timethey're on tv.

Speaker 3 (01:10:30):
I just cannot stand that yeah, either side, I'm with
you.
It's just, it's the hypocrisyin politics the last I don 10
years plus.
It's just like what the hell?
But I'm with you.
I kind of want to see the shitblow up.
It's like that whole want towatch the world burn.
It's like okay, I'm curious howthat's all going to play out.

(01:10:52):
I'm curious how this is goingto happen.

Speaker 2 (01:10:54):
These are $10 a dozen now, so he's not doing what he
told us he would do.

Speaker 3 (01:10:59):
Yeah, it's only been a week.
You're right, he, if?
he said he would do it in 24hours if it's not fixed in a
year, if the economy isn't fixedin a year, because that's what
about?
How long the realistic beforean economy?
Oh, everything trickles down.
If it's just not fixed in ayear, I'd be.
I'd hope people start runningtheir mouths like just, you said
this.
You said I want to, because Iwant to know what his answer is

(01:11:20):
going to be.
I want to know what excuse he'sgoing to give because, like I
keep saying, man, he's a, he's ajerk of a dude.
But if I do like that, we'realready putting America first.
So get out of, get out of someof the like World Health
Organization.
We never should have been in it.
You guys understand, like Chinais one of the biggest people in
that they China is one of thebiggest people in that they pay
the least amount because they'reconsidered a fledgling country.

Speaker 2 (01:11:41):
Still, and when it comes to the US, there's 30
million people there.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
I know that's the problem.
That's what I mean.
That's why stuff like thatAmerica is going to pay 500
million, but China has to paylike I don't know, 130 million
or whatever.

Speaker 2 (01:11:52):
That's because we only pay them five cents a Funko
Pop they make for us.

Speaker 1 (01:11:55):
But if official picks was running the Treasury of
China, they'd be paying like$600 billion.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
That is true.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Oh, we just lost him, listen to Luz Ball.

Speaker 2 (01:12:19):
We just lost him.
Oh, we just lost him.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
Listen to Luz Balls.
Government is invading ourpodcast and is muting.
Lou, don't mute.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Lou Right.
Oh, that reminds me Speaking ofgovernment invasion, do you
guys think?
Not quite, but it reminded meof Snowden.
Do you think he should bepardoned, with all these pardons
that happen and everything?

Speaker 2 (01:12:39):
I mean he won't be.
He's given pardons out to copbeaters and everything, so cop
beaters.

Speaker 3 (01:12:46):
That's hilarious.
I just I just thought people,when, when, when, when Biden was
doing it because you know, youknow the phrase right, you don't
, you don't need a pardon ifyou're not guilty.
And then all these pardons cameout to the people that Biden
pardoned preemptively and it waslike I saw, like Wednesday,
thursday, it came across thefeed should Snowden be pardoned?
I'm like, oh, that's a greatquestion.

(01:13:08):
I would say Trump had a chanceto do it last time he didn't so
right, right, exactly, I don'tthink yeah, I don't think he's
going to change his tune on thatright.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
I don't think there's no benefit for him to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:21):
Trump doesn't see a benefit to do that.

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
If Trump doesn't see a benefit in doing it, he's not
going to do it.
If it's not going to benefithim directly, he's not going to
do it.
Then why did he pardon LilWayne last time?
Because Lil Wayne was going tosing at his inauguration this
time, but then Carrie Underwoodsaid she'd do it for free.
Did she really said she'd do itfor free?
So did she really?

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
yeah, she did it for free because she thought it'd be
clout, she'd get, she'd getclout and all she did was get
dragged and she acted dumb aboutit wait.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Oh, I didn't think people were gonna be upset okay
was?

Speaker 3 (01:13:49):
was she normally on the left?

Speaker 1 (01:13:51):
well, no, she hadn't said anything either way.
But then when she like, atleast I don't, she might have
said something in the past.
I don't know, I just was payingattention to this current like
her like, oh, I'm going to go tothe inauguration and sing, and
everyone's like, nah, youprobably shouldn't do that.
And she was like, well, I'mgoing to do it.
And then she went and did itand then was like, oh, why is
everyone mad?
And I'm like, wait, where thefuck have you been?

(01:14:20):
And number two, don't be upsetabout it.
You chose to do this.
There's consequences to youractions, regardless, right?
We can all agree on that,especially if you're a popular
entertainer.

Speaker 3 (01:14:34):
Take a side, you're getting screwed either way.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
Right, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:14:38):
Although for her I don't think.
Think there's the people whoare going to have backlash, are
people who don't listen to heranyway because she's a country
artist, but she's a countryartist.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
But my point is anyway but that's across the
board, right, like you canalways say well, not everyone
listens to eminem, or not, youknow?
Like, yeah, you can go down thelist on that.
But I just hate like the I.
I just hate the.
Oh my stars and garters.
I didn't know people were goingto be upset.
Where in the fuck have you been?
That's a dumb statement.
That is a dumb statement Ididn't know.

(01:15:07):
Why are people mad at me?

Speaker 3 (01:15:11):
Now it's like you got to understand people are mad at
you.
But you also understand thatpeople are mad at you.
You don't care about them.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
They're not your audience Right at you.

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
You don't care about them, they're not your audience,
right?
But don't say but you're right.

Speaker 1 (01:15:23):
Don't say I didn't know people were gonna be mad at
me that's a dumb ass statement,yeah but that shit happens all
the time with those guys.
Oh, I didn't know, people, if Idid this like there was gonna
be this backlash.
How do you not, in this day andage, like it's just how?
People are fucking reactionaryabout every single thing that
happens, regardless of who youare and what you do?
So if you have some sort ofnotoriety, regardless of the

(01:15:43):
decision you make, right,whether the three of us agree
with them or not, or one of usdoes, or two of us do, whatever
like one, you know, I think wecan say safely that out of the
three of us, that one of us isgoing to be mad about something
that we talk about.
You know.
Yeah yeah, yeah, just regardlessof who it is.

Speaker 2 (01:16:00):
Wait, we don't agree on things.
Hold on, hold on.
I thought we had a good starttoday, except for 352.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
Let me check, except for 352 on 126.

Speaker 1 (01:16:08):
Nope, I can post stuff again.
Nope, okay, we're good.
We're good, we're back to, wecan start texting again.
We're good.
My phone has unlocked itselfthe ai is like.

Speaker 3 (01:16:23):
Google heard me and was like yep, okay, we're back,
we're back.

Speaker 1 (01:16:25):
They're disagreeing, unlock their phones but but yeah
, the, the, uh, the like.
Oh, I didn't know this wasgonna happen.
Come on, come on like yeah yeah, you can't say that you can't
say say that Zero chance.
I've watched a ton about thefucking Musk gaming stuff over
the last two to three weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:16:47):
He hacked Diablo 4 to level up his character level.

Speaker 3 (01:16:50):
Oh, I thought he just had some third-party person
playing it.
Well, it's both.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
It's both right.
Okay, All right.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
And then he cried about it Okay, so um, I think he
cried about it.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Well, he claimed he did it in Diablo four, but like
nobody really paid attention toit at that time, cause Diablo
four has been out for a while,Like it's been out long enough
that.
So then there was a new just aagain nutshell for you.
There was a game that came outcalled Path of Isolation 2.
It's a great game.
I've been playing a lot of it.

(01:17:20):
A couple of people that I gamewith have been playing it, but
it's a hard game.
It's a challenging game.
There's a lot of mechanics anda lot of how you build your
character and that type of thing.
It's not an easy game to figureout right.
The scale for the experiencegoes like this and then once you

(01:17:41):
get to like 65, it goes, and solike going from like 90 to 91
is like going from 1 to 80 asfar as like the xp that you need
, right, so it's, it goes upexponentially.
So going above 90, you'reinvesting hours and hours and
hours into the game.

(01:18:02):
Nobody's ever actually reached100 before and these are people
who are like streamers, whostream like 12 to 16 hours a day
with the character and thattype of thing.
And a couple of weeks ago Muskwent on X and streamed his level
97 character.
Dusk went on X and streamed hislevel 97 character and there
were multiple times throughoutthe stream where if you're at

(01:18:24):
level 97, you've done thesethings hundreds of times to get
to that point.
The pattern of things that youdo as far as when you get to the
end game.
It's the same pattern over andover again.
For the most part he had noidea what he was doing at all
when he was in the game.

(01:18:44):
So like he logs into the gameand he shows people his
inventory and his inventory iscompletely full and everyone's
like that's kind of weird.
Like why is your inventory full?
Like everyone knows, you dumpyour inventory so you have room
to load your inventory back up,you know.
And then there were things hewas clicking on, things that he
should have known as a level 97per character, that you can't

(01:19:06):
click on them because you haveto do these other things.
Before there was things he wasleaving things on like it was.
Obviously he hadn't played thegame a lot.
Clearly.
Like he opened up his his tab.
So the game has different tabs.
You can put different stuff on,you can rename them, and one of
the tabs said elon's maps.
What it'd be like me making amap tab and calling it duke's

(01:19:28):
maps.
Well, I'm the only one playingthe game, so why would I have to
call it duke's maps, like itjust doesn't?
There was a lot of like issue.
The issue was that he claimedhe was the one that had done all
of this work.
Please.
Please there's no way, and thenpeople started.
So then, once they found outwhat his name was, there's ways
that you can kind of see whenthe person is playing.

(01:19:49):
He was literally playing Diablosorry Path of Exile 2, during
the inauguration, when he wassitting in the White House or
when he was at the Capitol andhe was coming and and his
character was being logged intofrom somewhere in asia.
So there's trading in the game.
People were sending him traderequests when he logged on and

(01:20:11):
it was coming up all in chinese,which was what, because that's
what the language was set toright, right and he's just like
oh, did he, did he own it?

Speaker 3 (01:20:20):
did he accept like?

Speaker 1 (01:20:22):
he owned it in his like elon musk way, where he's
like well, of course I did,everybody does, and you're like
no, not everybody does, becausethat's a bannable thing.
And if you're at level 90,you're not going to be bragging
about boosting your character,right?

Speaker 3 (01:20:37):
like he, it's bannable to share an account was
that?

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
yeah, it's bannable to share an account, was that?

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
yeah, it's banal to share an account, oh wow because
that's called boosting.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
So like, if you're, if you're like a gamer, I could
pay.
I could pay you to play mycharacter when I can't play it
and then get the benefit and therewards from it.
Right, so that's why is that?
Why that?
Because it's just frowned upon,like it's just something that's
in their tos, that you're notallowed to share accounts again,
like the netflix and that typeof thing, right, like all right.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
All right, yeah, I mean it's like I want my
character to to max out and Idon't want to do it on my own.
It's like which again.

Speaker 1 (01:21:10):
But again, if you did it it would be fine, because
nobody, nobody cares, right,it's like the eight people
listening to the podcast andyou're like, yeah, I boost my
account, it doesn't matter.
But when you're, when you have,when you're doing it for clout,
because you want to, you wantto be like guys.
Guys, I'm just like you, likeI'm one of you yeah, then you

(01:21:30):
know what?
I don't think I'd have an issueif he would just owned it like
yeah, well, and that and thatwas what everybody was saying
was like if he had just loggedon with his level 12 character
and he died a couple of timesand he was like this is me
learning how to play the game,that would have been way more
Impressive, positive as far aslike the feedback and how people
looked at him.

(01:21:50):
But he can't.
His brain doesn't work that way.
He can't do that.
He has to be the best, it hasto be the smartest in the room,
and he has like and so there'sno way he would ever be like
here's my character.
Oh, I died.
No, no, no, he has like.
There was a piece of gear thathe had rolled and it was like
90% of it were like perfectrolls, like, and it was

(01:22:11):
something that like you've gonethrough several hundred of this
item to get these roles to showup in the right way, in the
correct order, with the maximumamount of damage or health or
whatever the attributes are, andit's like you don't get that by
.
Just like you have 12 kids, man, you're running multiple
companies, you're stuck in thedick of the president, you don't

(01:22:34):
have time to sit there and beplaying a video game for 12 to
16 hours a day.
Like where are you finding thetime?
And he finally owned it.
But he did it in the Well, youknow, I just did it because I'm
so busy and so cool and sopopular.
You know that type of thing.
And it's just like, dude, getover yourself, but he won't,

(01:22:54):
because he's never had to, butyeah.
I did see something about like Iguess I guess popular gamers
have blue check marks on twittertaken away because eli elon got
mad well, one of the guys soone of the popular streamers
said basically challenged himand said okay, elon, prove to me
that this is your character andthat you are the one that

(01:23:17):
created him and got him to thispoint, and I will stream on X
for free for a year.
And he was like, well, no.

Speaker 3 (01:23:27):
And then, like shadow , banned him, basically yeah,
yeah, that's the part that Iyeah, he did somebody like he
got.
He got butthurt because he gotcalled out and took away check
marks and shadow banned orwhatever it was like.
I was like wow, that's somepetty shit.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
But I mean, when it's your toy and Twitter's your toy
, you're in your full rights todo that you know, I guess I'm
not a fan.
I'm not saying he's right, butI'm also saying like if you own
it and that's how petty you wantto be towards people, that's
your right.
Because you own it right, hecan go somewhere else and post
and do his thing if he wants.
Everybody has that option.

Speaker 2 (01:24:05):
But then you can't turn around and say that Twitter
is a haven for free speech.

Speaker 3 (01:24:08):
if you're doing that, Agreed that hypocrisy does not
fly.
Okay, that explains that.
Appreciate the updates.
I was like I saw a little bitof this.

Speaker 1 (01:24:17):
That's a very high level.
I tried not to get too specificbecause there's a lot of nuance
.
There's stuff that unless youplay the game, it wouldn't make
any sense, so I tried to explainit.
You dumbed it down.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Well, we appreciate it yeah, I agree, thanks Down
enough that I understood exactlywhat you're talking about and
it's like, yeah, that's somebullshit, but yeah.
So that's the thing I've kindof been following the last
couple weeks.
It's just been silly stuff.
Jack, do you guys have any?
Oh, actually you too.
Duke, do you guys have any DEIcrap at your work?
That's required.

Speaker 1 (01:24:46):
I mean all of it, Because I'm part of a federal
agency.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
No, we have a union, we don't.
I don't play that game.

Speaker 1 (01:25:03):
If you're part of a federal agency, because not all
of those, all of his executiveorders don't make any sense,
like they're just super broadand there's no specifics behind
any of them.
My work that I've gotten emailcommunication from it's.
Oftentimes I'll get one emailthat'll say one thing and then
I'll get an email two days latersaying not necessarily the

(01:25:25):
exact opposite, but it'll besomething else like oh well,
we're gonna do this.
Oh then, two days later, okay,well, we finally gotten a
feedback from all thesedifferent lawyers, our upper
management, whoever it is, andwe've gotten clarity on how
we're going to move forward.
So there was like a lot of like.
There was a lot of like um,what's the word?
I can't think of the word rightnow, but it's like snap it is.

(01:25:50):
I mean there's and a lot ofemails.
Like we know, there's a lot oflack of clarity and in the
things that are being talkedabout and shared right now.
So we're working our hardest toget you know, to figure out
what this all means and howthat's going to affect us going
forward.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
I just like that.
We're all women now, so yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:26:07):
Oh, I know, that part was funny.
That part was I was like you,was like you, dumb ass.
But that's what is.
What is your personal?
Why do you think?

Speaker 2 (01:26:21):
we have nipples Because we're all women at one
point.
We're all female at one point,greg Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:26:27):
I have nipples.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Are you guys for or against DEI and racist.

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
No, I just picked the best person.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
I'm just wondering who would be for DEI.
What type of person would befor DEI and, if they are legit,
the best person.
I'm just wondering who would befor DEI, what type of person?

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
would be for DEI.
And, if they are legit, theright person, because you'd have
to prove that you didn't hirethis person because they're
black, right.
So I understand why peoplewanted it, but my problem is can
you prove that Lou is betterfor this job than me or Duke?

Speaker 3 (01:27:03):
Yeah, yeah, unlikely, I can barely.
I just learned how to take afreaking, especially tech jobs.
I bought my phone my new phone,my new old phone a week ago and
it took me a whole week tofigure out how to do a
screenshot, because I don't havea button on the bottom anymore.
Wow, I didn't know there was atop, all like.
Why would you have to use avolume button along with the

(01:27:24):
side button?

Speaker 1 (01:27:25):
that is dumb I think that though my opinion is that I
think that the way it'simplemented was not the correct
way, but there should besomething to help obfuscate
people's prejudices, and that,while being a half measure
didn't solve the problem, but itwas something right, and

(01:27:48):
because I'd read it when allthat stuff was first being
talked about, there was peoplewho went and did a study on
hiring practices and they didkind of a blind test where it
was.
Just they didn't actually knowwhat the person looked like, or
it was the it was.
Here's their resume.
Here's their answers to thequestions.

Speaker 2 (01:28:07):
They didn't put their name on it, right?

Speaker 1 (01:28:08):
Because if Rose's name was Aaron, Well, no, but
that was the thing.
Managers viewed people whenanything that could be race
related or gender related or anyof that type of stuff related,
versus doing a typical hiring,and the anonymized hiring was

(01:28:32):
way more diverse than thetraditional hiring.
So if that's, I feel like, ifthey could figure out a way to
pick the best person, becausethat there's a there's a huge
difference between picking thebest person and picking the
person that you think is thebest.
Does that, does that make sense?
And I think that's where theproblem comes in is that you

(01:28:56):
have somebody like lou, who andagain, I'm not your, your very
on your heart, on your sleeve,you know exactly where you stand
all the time, but there mightbe somebody who's hiring who
might find that abrasive, right.
And then somebody else comes inwho's a white guy and, oh, it's
like we're dapping up where youknow.
You walk in the door and yousay, hey, what's?
up mayonnaise, bro.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
Fuck right, exactly like, regardless of how much
more experience you have, louthat I'm going on a man's date
with this guy, right, fuck him,you know.

Speaker 1 (01:29:26):
And so so if there, if there was a way to anonymize
it to make it so lou gets hiredbecause he's the best candidate,
then sure I would.
I would 100 support that.
So it's one of those things.
I like the idea, but how it wasimplemented I don't think was
the right way all right, that'sfair so yeah, good explanation.

Speaker 3 (01:29:46):
I see I.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
I think I could get behind that but again, I'm white
so I don't deal with that kindof shit, so I I don't know, but
again, I've also yeah I go up,yeah, bet, and come back and
tell me you don't deal with that.

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
But I've also been hired for jobs in the past
because of how I comportedmyself versus what was on my
resume.
So I've gotten jobs becauseI've come into the office and
been how I've been, as opposedto them Because I've been told
straight up they were like if wewould have hired purely based
on resumes, you wouldn't havebeen hired, because the person

(01:30:23):
that you came in and were doingthe second interview against had
way more certifications, waymore experience than you.
But we thought you'd be abetter fit we liked your beard,
so Right.
So, that's the challenge, right.
The challenge, right is like isis, if you're being interviewed
by a bunch of white people,they're going to view a white
person as being somebody whomaybe will fit in better than a

(01:30:46):
black person or an Asian personor whoever, just based on the
fact that we already have acommonality, and I think that's
part of the that's.
That's the problem that we needto overcome is that that it
shouldn't be like and againthere's assumptions being made
right Like you're assumingyou're hiring him because he's
white, you're not hiring himbecause he's black, that there,

(01:31:07):
there, we need to figure thatout, and I don't think that's
something that that's agenerational thing, that's not
something that we can fix Right.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
So yeah, for sure, for sure.
And our, our industry is thesame way.
You get people.
I've been doing it for blah,blah, blah.
I've only been doing it for twoyears versus 10.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
It's like, yeah, but personality wise you fit this
office better than the personwho's been here longer, right.
But then what is yourpersonality right?
Like you know, well, I likedick jokes.

Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
Okay, cool, you're hired, you know that happens,
that happens Like it's like.
Okay, you're not going to bebutthurt over basic shit office
talk, was it water?
Cooler talk, whatever it'scalled.
You're not going to get butthurtover that.
Cool, you'll fit in becausethere's a lot of that in our
industry.
So if you're somebody who'suptight, you're not going to
make it here in our industry.
That's just how it is, andwe're going to waste our time

(01:31:58):
training you, knowing you'regoing to clash with everybody
else because of personalitytypes.
And I get that Skill set.
You could have the same skillset.
If that's all things beingequal, then after that it's a
matter of a personality.
Like when I interviewed, when Iwas an upper and had to
interview people, I did not careabout your resume.
I didn't even look at it really, other than to find stuff

(01:32:19):
that's not work related.
I want to know what you did forfun.
Like what kind of nerd are youor aren't?

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
you?
What days do you wear yourblowjob?

Speaker 3 (01:32:27):
hat.
Those things matter Exactly.
That way, I know which days towork from home, it's like, okay,
that's not going to happen.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
I don't care what Trump says, we're still hybrid,
because you keep wearing yourblowjob hat on Tuesdays and
Thursdays, and that'sunacceptable.

Speaker 3 (01:32:40):
Not doing it.
Not doing it, I'm going to saywhy is your belly sliced?
She wore the hat today.

Speaker 1 (01:32:49):
It's like when you wake up sleeping on your pillow
wrong and you get all the lines.
You just come home and you justhave the red line, all of your
belly hair below your bellybutton is shaved.

Speaker 2 (01:32:59):
That's weird.
How bad is it?

Speaker 3 (01:33:05):
it's Tuesday oh my god, that's so funny.
Any excitement last weekend.
What did I miss?
I went to go see the Gooniesalways fun.
Yeah, I've been at Foreversince I've seen it, so that was
kind of cool.

Speaker 1 (01:33:19):
And what did you think of the Goonies Lou?

Speaker 2 (01:33:22):
A lot of dumb shit, a lot of dumb, shit A lot of dumb
shit in the Goonies.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
The parents showed up at the end and helped defeat
the bad guys.
It was really weird.

Speaker 3 (01:33:34):
Yeah, they were all like yay, glad to see you.
It was like nah, I'm whoopingyour ass, joey.

Speaker 2 (01:33:39):
Pants didn't kill anybody when the kids were
talking back to him.
It was fucking dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:33:43):
Man backhand left and right.
No, there's like notice thereweren't any black children in
that, because they would havegot popped.

Speaker 2 (01:33:51):
Well, it took place in Oregon, so, oh wait, never
mind.

Speaker 3 (01:33:54):
There's not black people there there, not in the
80s.
Oregon in the 80s.
Oregon in the 80s but yeah, ithad been a long time since I'd
seen that movie, so that waskind of cool.
I was like, oh yeah, okay,that's kind of cool, but it was
kind of funny when they weregoing down that slide.
I'm just shaking my head andI'm like it's dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:34:13):
I already seen this shit.

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
Right, and I was like it was dumb when I saw it two
weeks ago too.

Speaker 1 (01:34:18):
A lot of the stuff that it didn't we're going to
have to do a wellness check onJack, right?
I think it's just fireworks.

Speaker 2 (01:34:25):
I think.

Speaker 3 (01:34:26):
I think right, People still have fireworks this late.
Calm down, man.
You know, to the fucking triballand.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
Yeah, but it's not legal right.

Speaker 1 (01:34:36):
Only certain kinds of On the tribal land it is.

Speaker 3 (01:34:40):
Yeah yeah, yeah, but out here it's like you can only
have sparklers or something Shit.
We don't even have that.
You can't have sparklers either.

Speaker 1 (01:34:48):
But people still be lighting them off somehow.

Speaker 3 (01:34:50):
Yep, that's why that changed.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
It's crazy that people just break the law.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
It's weird, yeah, weird.

Speaker 1 (01:34:56):
Man, it's like there should be some sort of
department that polices thatstuff that'd be awesome if there
was, but unfortunately I wouldmuch rather have those people
deported, is all I'm saying.
Right, let's deport themotherfuckers that light off
fireworks like the illegals.

Speaker 3 (01:35:13):
90 of my problems I mean, I don't, I don't see a
problem here with that, but butI'm.
But I'm also the guy whobelieves you should murder
everybody for every crime, orcapital punishment for every
crime, then you wouldn't havecrime.
Simple.

Speaker 2 (01:35:29):
Like you said, all you got to do is kill one.

Speaker 3 (01:35:32):
Yep, you didn't pick up after a dog Execution.
I bet you everybody else picksup after their dog for their
rest.
Man, I need to own a planet orsomething, because that's what I
would do.

Speaker 1 (01:35:44):
Hey Lou, you can just go occupy Mars.

Speaker 3 (01:35:49):
Oh, there you go there you go?

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
Yeah, you and Elon can go out there.

Speaker 3 (01:35:55):
My heart goes out to you, mars.
But seriously, I truly believethat shit.
It's like the reason why peopleget away with so much stuff
because the punishment isn'tharsh enough.
This is my fourth DUI.
Your fourth DUI Are you kiddingme?
Your fourth how are you alive?
After the first one?
We should have just killed yourass Again.
Nobody will be DUI if you killthem for doing it once.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
Wait DUI or DE Both them for doing it once.
Wait DUI, or.

Speaker 3 (01:36:20):
DE Either one, yeah, yeah, not sure which is worse,
but yeah, either one is fine.
But yeah, I was like I wouldlove to get into a debate with
like just for obviously, justfor fun, but like why would why?

Speaker 1 (01:36:38):
why would that not be Official?
This is just, you know, twofriends having a conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
I know, I know too, I know too many lawyers it was.
You know it was like let methrow some shit out there to
make sure it's like.
It's like slander and stuff.
My opinion, that way you can't.
You know, slander is kind ofthrown out.
The window.
Nothing personal, right, but,but seriously, right, but
seriously, what would be against?
Why would that be a bad thingto prevent future crimes like

(01:37:06):
that?
Potentially, obviously, peoplewould still do it, but you know
the consequences.
Like me, I absolutely willspeed, even though I know the
consequences.
Right, tickets points, thewhole thing.
Like fine, I'll do it anyway.
But you made the punishmenthigh enough, I guarantee I'll do
it anyway.
But you made the punishmenthigh enough, I guarantee I won't
do it.
It was like, oh wait, we'regoing to do this, this and this
and this, or oh, we're going tokill you if you're caught going.

(01:37:27):
66 in a 65.
Okay, cruise control, 65, it isno problem.

Speaker 2 (01:37:30):
Lou, you're black, they can kill you for driving
anyways, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
That, yeah, that's.
That's a good point, especiallyout here in in colorado, and
I'd have to go down to theairport where there's actual
black people, which is weird tome that there's more black
people at the airport than anyplace else in colorado.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
It's like that's because they just that's where
they get stuck.
They just don't know where togo that might be man.

Speaker 3 (01:37:51):
It's that.
What was that terminal?

Speaker 1 (01:37:53):
that terminal, yep yep, there's, there's just a
hundred there's like a hundredtom Hanks' that are waiting for
their connection.

Speaker 3 (01:38:01):
And now they all work there.
It's like, well, screw it,we're going to work the window.

Speaker 1 (01:38:05):
I live here now.

Speaker 3 (01:38:07):
The overpriced McDonald's is now hired by all
the staff.
They'll get me on that rantoverpriced Although some states
got better about that and theycan't have their prices higher
than 10 of the next closest like, like wendy's, for example.
So if the wendy's down here isregular price, theirs can't be

(01:38:28):
more than 10.
That I'm like.
Okay, that's a good rule,because the fact that they gouge
you at freaking airports isridiculous.

Speaker 1 (01:38:33):
Portland, actually portland, they have a um, a rule
that you, whatever price youraverage item is in the area is
if you're a uh, so like.
If you're like a start, likethe starbucks in the airport,
all the prices are the same aslike the starbucks is in the
area like the average priceoutside the airport.

Speaker 3 (01:38:53):
Yeah, yeah, that see, that's cool, that's how it
should be.
I don't, I don't know whyeverybody's talking about.
Oh, like when covet happened,people are gouging for what?
Gloves and sanitizer andwhatever it's like, but the
airport's allowed to do itbecause you're limited.
So it's like, why is that okay?
But whatever, I mean, I'm surewe all do the same thing, right,
we bring our own food and bringour or eat beforehand so we

(01:39:15):
don't have to pay those prices.

Speaker 1 (01:39:16):
Except for Cinnabon.
I always bring a can of stagchili and I just crack it open
while I'm in the waiting areaand then just eat it.

Speaker 3 (01:39:25):
The plane flight would be great at that point.
Hell yeah, let that settle,that recycled air that I'm
adding to Yep.

Speaker 1 (01:39:34):
It's healthy.

Speaker 3 (01:39:35):
It's fine.

Speaker 1 (01:39:35):
Beans are natural, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:39):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:39:42):
The little things Time to say goodnight fellas.
Yeah, Some of us got to worktomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:39:47):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (01:39:48):
I got a good nap in, so I'll probably play some games
.

Speaker 1 (01:39:50):
Yeah, you did, obviously you did.

Speaker 3 (01:39:53):
I got that nut nap.
It happens, y'all know.

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
Again.
I think the first text I sawwas Jack going stop clapping
them cheeks and get online.
I did Again.
I think the first text I sawwas Jack going stop clapping
them cheeks and get online.
I did clap them cheeks too.
Let's be real, and I think I'llbe honest.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
I think you guys were like Something is the hashtag
for the episode now, clap themcheeks.
Hashtag.
Clap them, cheeks, clap themcheeks.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
No, it's a problem.
Clap them cheeks and leave instreaks oh.

Speaker 3 (01:40:15):
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:40:21):
I got to wash sheets.
Now, that's a good point.
He's got to play video gamesand wash his sheets.

Speaker 3 (01:40:23):
Yeah, luckily I got two, I can cycle.

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
I think what ended up happening is you guys probably
asked in the text what time forthe game and then you started
talking about other stuff.
So when I got to looking at thetext, I was like, oh, there's
18 texts and I generally scrollto the bottom and you guys were
talking about some random thingabout the football game and I
was like, oh, you guys are stilltalking about the game, Okay,
cool.
Like I didn't realize, at somepoint somebody said, hey, like

(01:40:48):
what time do you want to startthe podcast Twice?

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
we asked.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
Wait hang on.

Speaker 3 (01:40:53):
Okay, hang on.

Speaker 1 (01:40:54):
This is after, and this is also with 36 texts of
Jack going Lou Lou, mom, mommy,mama.

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
Mom, I felt my shoulder getting tapped when I
woke up.

Speaker 2 (01:41:06):
Well, I had to text her.
I'm like, wake Lou up.

Speaker 3 (01:41:12):
Tell him it's time.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
And she tapped him with the blowjob.
Hat Get up Lou, Okay, fine.

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
Okay, fine, from what I understand, I didn't respond
until 19 minutes later.

Speaker 1 (01:41:27):
so so you had time for two rounds, is what you're
saying?

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
I wish man I'm in that refractory period Right man
, her jaw's going to fall off.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
And she's sick and you're not even giving her a
break.

Speaker 3 (01:41:42):
And look throat issues.
I'm trying to help smooth thatout.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
Open it back up.

Speaker 3 (01:41:47):
I got your loctions right here.

Speaker 1 (01:41:51):
Leo, this doesn't taste like cherry.
It tastes like underwear andbad decisions.
It tastes like detergent.

Speaker 3 (01:41:58):
What do I make for dinner?
What do I do for dinner?
What do I do for dinner?

Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
Not pineapple, I'm sure.

Speaker 3 (01:42:04):
Pork, chop stuffing and green beans Thanksgiving
dinner.
This tastes like genocide.

Speaker 1 (01:42:12):
And dessert with spotted dick.

Speaker 3 (01:42:16):
No, it's one color Ew that's even worse.

Speaker 1 (01:42:19):
It's black, but it's not normal black.

Speaker 3 (01:42:22):
It's like it's like when you leave a banana.

Speaker 1 (01:42:27):
When you leave the banana on the roof of your car
and it's a really hot day andyou come back out after work.
Somebody's got experience overthere I just this is with the
banana, that's all.

Speaker 3 (01:42:39):
Oh, yeah, god All right, I didn.

Speaker 1 (01:42:42):
I just this with the banana, that's all, oh yeah
alright guys, have yourselves agood night.
We will do it again next weekwe'll see y'all pre-superbowl.

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