The Land of Rising Fun: Our Epic Journey Through Japan

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You get tired eyes and Tired eyes.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Hello everybody.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
This is Welcome to my tired eyes, yeah yeah, this
week we're changing the name ofthe podcast to Jet Lag is Real.

Speaker 3 (00:15):
Lou acts like we were up for 48 hours yesterday or
something.
We got back to 48 hours.
That was the longest Saturdayever.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm we got back that was the
longest Saturday ever.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
I landed a whole hour after I took off.
How about you guys?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
so we landed in LA.
We left Tokyo.
When was our plane lose?
630?
625.
Yeah, we landed in LAX aboutnoon and I'm like we're still in
Shibuya right now.
625, yeah, 625.

Speaker 1 (00:47):
We landed in LAX about noon and I'm like we're
still in Shibuya right now.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
I'm at the Disney store in Tokyo right now, minus
six and a half hours.
Yep, we didn't even get on ourplane yet.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
When we landed in Vegas, we were just getting on
our plane.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Yeah, yeah, it was.
It was weird to live saturdaytwice.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Yeah, longest day ever although I will tell you
this much, flying out thereseemed a lot longer than flying
back I understand it was like anhour maybe 45 minutes of actual
flight time difference, justbecause the tailwind and all
that, but the trip seemed wayshorter flying back but yeah,

(01:34):
but the trip there I feel like Ididn't pay as much of a toll
like getting there and thengetting rolling with stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
I was never like I never felt super out of sync as
far as my sleep schedule.
Coming back.
It's been four days and I'mstill like where am I, who am I,
what?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
No, that's no joke.
I agree with you.
We got there late because ourflight was late and we had to
turn around because ofelectrical issues.
So we didn't get out to likefive hours later than we were
supposed to heading out to Japan.
But having landed, got to thehotel, checked in, sleep,
everything, it was good to go.
There was like zero jet lagwhatsoever.

(02:16):
But coming back, y'all can seemy eyes I'm just like I've
probably slept 10 hours since Iwoke up today Woke up originally
at like 4.
I woke up and went back tosleep so many times today and
I'm still not caught up yet.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
But those watching the video, you notice Lou's in a
different environment right nowbecause he is in the casita.

Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yep, he's on the couch in the casita.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
So we have two local remotes.
So he, he's remote, but he'salso local.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Yeah, because he's my wife's like why don't you guys
just record together?
I'm like one gang two forediting purposes we need
separate audio tracks and Idon't have that splitter thing
to can do that with two mics orwhatever.

Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, exactly, obviously we're not that
advanced, or else we would haveactually done a podcast from
japan, yeah, while we were there.
Yeah, and it would have beenamazing.

Speaker 2 (03:11):
If magic cereal had sponsored us, we'd have that
already, right, hey?
Or roosevelt, since y'all justrock roosevelt shirts the old
duke anyway, the whole time.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
I don't think he brought any other shirt no, I
did not bring any other shirtbut roosevelt's shirts the whole
time.
I don't think he brought anyother shirt no, I did not bring
any other shirt but roosevelt'sshirts the whole time and I had
just the right amount that I hadthat I didn't have to do
laundry twice, so I timed thatshit right on great is that?

Speaker 2 (03:36):
because you you bought shirts there and could
wear them no, okay, okay, thatwas my.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
Uh.
My shirts I bought are still inthe baggies.
Even the one Celebration Japanshirt I bought is still rolled
up.
But we're not talking aboutthis week, we're going to save.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Celebration for next week, for May 4th.
It'll be our Star Wars-centricpodcast.
This is a little new anddifferent for us.
We don't do a whole lot of StarWars.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
At all.
I mean nobody's wearinganything Star Wars related.

Speaker 3 (04:10):
Not at all.
It's kind of a nerd thing wedidn't go watch episode 3 today.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
At all.
Nope, I mean Lou didn't sleepthrough episode 3 today.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
I did stay awake for that.
Jack's wife did not.
Nope, she was awake for likethe last five minutes.

Speaker 3 (04:32):
She saw the 20th Century Fox logo and then she
woke up to Vader's helmetgetting put on.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Yeah, that is fact.
I was sitting next to her.
I can confirm this.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
Real quick how full was the theater.
It was just checkable.
It made a shit ton of moneythis weekend, did it really?
It was like number three.
It made like $20 million thisweekend.
They were saying it was goingto possibly push it into four
digit territory as far as money.
Again, wow, they were saying itwas going to possibly push it
into four, like four digitterritory as far as, uh, money

(05:09):
overall.

Speaker 2 (05:10):
So you hear that snow white just want another dig at
you oh, the funny speaking ofthat, I saw something on reddit
was.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
So I I'm part of like a data hoarders or people who,
like you know, when there's awebsite that's going to go down,
like people are like go savethe website.
So somebody posted some.
Some movie company in LA dumpeda shit ton of film canisters
with, I'm guessing, with film inthem and was like everyone go
and get them.
And then people are like whatare they?

(05:43):
And then some people were likemaybe it's all the physical
editions of Snow White.
And I get just totally derailedinto just this super weird
people just being funny.
But the jokes were pretty good.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
I was like okay, Can you reuse the film?
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:00):
exactly what else can we put on here?

Speaker 2 (06:09):
yeah, exactly like.
What else can we put on here?
Um, I'm gonna tell you laterpaper.
But no, if it ain't a bidet, Iain't having it.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
I know you know like so.
So jack, did you call and havethem installed while you were on
your way back?

Speaker 3 (06:19):
no, my wife, uh, did order one, though after we got
back from uh from the movie.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Oh, that happened.
You said you were looking.
I didn't know.
You actually ordered, no, no.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
No, she looked.
She's like where's my Lowe'scard?
I need the CBC number, hellyeah.
So, yes, that is happening.
Yeah, one, wait, just one.
Yeah, just one so far.
Fuck your kids, fuck your kids.

Speaker 2 (06:42):
Well, I was just thinking a casita, yeah,
priorities.
Now that you're pooping itagain, I got no interest
whatsoever.
I'm neutral party here.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
I'm just saying no, the problem with that is Wait,
you're neutral potty.

Speaker 3 (06:58):
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm a neutral potty heonly uses gender neutral bodies.
No, the problem with that isthey didn't put an electrical
outlet in the Xita one out here.
Oh yeah, so you'd have torewire it.
So eventually, once you guysget upgraded to staying in the
house, that one does have anelectrical outlet, so you can
still get upgraded Once we getupgraded to staying in the

(07:19):
actual house.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
What did Duke up to?
He's?
Pooping again, Like really yeah, he cut that shit off.

(07:47):
What's Duke up to he's?

Speaker 1 (07:48):
pooping again.
Oh, I did nice, I did not.
It was never been so warm.
Right, it was very lovely.
Yeah, it was rough.
Uh, well, I mean, we'll get toit, but so yeah, so uh, japan
boys uh, it finally happened.

Speaker 3 (07:58):
I mean, should we've been talking about since this
podcast was conceived, it seemslike it was like probably one of
the first things first coupleepisodes and we were talking
about it.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
I feel like it was one of the first things we
talked about, like after we gotthrough all the like how we know
each other stuff.

Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, yeah, and then it wasn't what.

Speaker 3 (08:15):
Three months later, we bought tickets yeah, so no,
it's just crazy that it actuallyhappened.
You know that it led up to it,the we were there and now that
we're back home already, stillit's going to take like a week
and a half to process it,probably.
Yeah, we just saw so much justeven like getting on the

(08:37):
airplane to go out there long as, uh long as, trips the flight
was a joke.

Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, it was my longest trip I've ever taken
before.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
That I'm aware of.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
We might have done camping and that type of stuff
when I was a kid, but I had noconcept of time back then.
Right exactly, and I felt itdude.
After like day eight I wasfucking homesick as shit.
I was like man.
I missed my bed, I missed mymotherfucking shower.
I'm like why?

Speaker 2 (09:07):
am I in this room?

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Why am I in this room with this black man?
How did I get here?
What did I do wrong?
Are we in El Salvador?
Is this a prison right now?
What's happening?
But no, it was like day 7 or 8.
There was a couple things whereI was just like but again, the
longest trip I'd ever taken was7 days, so I've never had to go

(09:30):
longer than that Without beingback home and having my entire
wardrobe To pick from, and notjust the 7 things that I, 7
shirts that I brought.
But but, as far as timelines go, I had some friends that went a
few days before, so I left onthe 9th, which was a tuesday,

(09:55):
and that was right, the 9th wasa tuesday.
Yeah, uh, flew through honolulu, which was awesome because,
because, like, really like, outof all the options between here
and there, honolulu to me islike the best option.
Like because I heard like I hadsome of the friends that I met.

(10:16):
They went from here to Seattleto like South Korea, then to
Japan, and it was like like,yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I was talking to him on the wayback and he was like, yeah, it
was kind of upsetting to go fromthere to South Korea and then
fly back over Japan to go to seehim.
He's like we were just theretwo hours ago.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
There's Shibuya down there.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
Exactly hey donkey.
So yeah, you down there.
Hi, exactly hey donkey, um.
So uh, yeah, um.

Speaker 3 (10:53):
And then you guys flew in like a week later that
was the wednesday after you left.
So, um, yeah.
So we flew up to from vegas tosan francisco.
Everything was going good.
We're about an hour and a halfinto our flight and lou and I
were trying to watch Penguinright, but the monitors and the
lights and everything keptcutting out.
And then the pilot's like, ah,sorry y'all, we got some rats in

(11:15):
the electrical outlet or someshit, so we got to go back.
We had to circle to burn offfuel, so we didn't blow up when
we landed.
And then the next plane leftlike two, three hours later.
So we were late as fuck,getting in it, messed up,
picking up our badges, tryingnot to train the first night
like we wanted to.

Speaker 1 (11:34):
Um, but that still worked out.
Fine.
It it did, I mean it wasannoying.

Speaker 3 (11:40):
It didn't ruin anything, though.
I mean, you know, I'm saying wemade the celebration on Friday,
right?
That was the point.

Speaker 1 (11:47):
Right, Sir, in 34G.
Please unplug your Kindle.
You're screwing up theelectrical for everybody.
We need to turn around.

Speaker 2 (11:57):
It really did work out, though it was super
inconvenient in the sense thatwe were supposed to land just
before, before three o'clock, um, so we can make a celebration,
test the train system, do allthis stuff.
We didn't land until eighto'clock, so it was a when all
was said and done.
It was a five hour difference,but the point was to test the

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train system and to get ourbadges.
But, like jack said, when allwas said and done, we did all
that friday morning.
We were there early enoughfriday to get our badges and it
did not change anything about usentering the Celebration Store,
because that was the first goalwas to get into Celebration
Store and all that.
None of that changed.
We were still like the firstfive minutes when the store

(12:38):
opened we were in.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
Boo In the day.
Yay Boo yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:42):
Yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, so annoying, but it didn't
change anything.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Yeah, we probably would have been in the exact
same spot in the line at thestore, like where we were at the
store line.
It wouldn't have made adifference if we you guys would
have, if we would have gottenall the badges the night before
or not 100% agree.

Speaker 3 (13:04):
They might not have even had our pin shed stuff
ready yet so I mean yeah I wouldhave to go back later to pick
them up later, so it was fineone of the people that met us
there.

Speaker 1 (13:15):
He didn't even pick up his stuff till sunday.
They like sent him an email onlike friday night, saturday
morning saying oh yeah, youbetter be down here, bro bro, it
never showed up.
It hadn't shown up yet.
And so yeah, there was a.
Then, I think there was a bunchof stuff from the store itself

(13:35):
that didn't show up, but we'lltalk about that later.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
That's next week's problem.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
That being said, your flight delays didn't.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
No.

Speaker 3 (13:47):
The train eventually was able to be figured out.
I think that come yesterdaywhen we left, we were pretty
damn good at the train once.
You know, we had a couple ofhiccups, wrong train going back
home at night once or twice, um,but it was a quick it wasn't
even wrong train.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
It was getting off in the wrong stop.

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Yes, well, that's the thing that I realized.
I mean living here.
When you go to get on a train,it's like the same train at the
same station all the time.
Right, you go and you're at thestation.
Whatever train that shows upnext, you get on because it's
going to the exact same thing.
Yep, that is not the fuckingcase in japan at all, you know.

(14:32):
You're like, if it says ongoogle maps, wait five minutes,
and a train pulls up, and youget on that train, you're done,
fucked up.
Yep, and you're about to findout because all of a sudden
you'll be like wait, this namedoes not matter and then you
have to get off the expresstrain that isn't stopping for 15
more stops because it'sskipping all those stops.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
You're like shit, I was supposed to get off on TR3,
but now I'm getting off on someblue line at JS5.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
Oh my god, that is so funny.
On my way back to the airportyesterday because we had some
time to kill, so I went backdowntown for a few hours.
On the way back I did get on anexpress train.
It was one of the first times Ihad done it, so it didn't stop
after seven or eight minutes.
I'm like did I fuck up?
I didn't look down.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
I said lose in Osaka, Wait, what the fuck.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
How did I get there, dude?
I had no idea what was going on.
But then the announcement keptsaying it's only going to stop
at stops 11 and 15 or 16.
And I needed 16.
So I'm like, okay, this is fine.
But for 10 days I've beenstopping every three to four
minutes, so it kind of threw mefor a loop.
So that is so true, like you'reon the blah blah blah express,

(15:46):
I'm like, okay, that explainswhy I'm not stopping.
I can just stay still.
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (15:52):
The other part, though, is you've got to make
sure that you're on the likeTR-16 and not the KS-16 or
whatever.

Speaker 2 (15:59):
This one was the KK-16.
Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, I wasone K short of being fucked
there and on my way to theairport.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
I mean, you guys, I think, basically took the same
way I did to the airport.
I sat on that train for fucking55 minutes and I'm just like,
is this right?
I hope this is right, like Itook the normal train.

Speaker 3 (16:21):
We didn't have to take a train to go to the
airport Because we were atDisney, at the Disney hotel.
There was a bus stop outsideand you get an airport limo.
Oh nice, you pay the drivercash or your IC card.
He picked us up, picked up ourluggage.
It was what?
$1,300?
.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
Yeah, under $10.

Speaker 3 (16:38):
The little one was like $650.

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Nice yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Okay, nice, yeah, okay, all right, it was super
easy.
Yeah, we didn't have to get onthere with all our fucking
luggage and stuff.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
So that worked out super well.
Nice, yeah, all right.
Well, that's a good bonus thatthey don't have a us-based
disney anymore.
Man, I missed that bus atdisney world about to ask you
anymore.
That was the thing.
There used to be a bus thatwould pick you up at disney
world and then it was a niceride.
The guy would load you all yourluggage, he'd pull everything
off.
They got rid of that.
I don't know half a dozen yearsago.

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I did it once when we stayed onon property for a celebration
and it was super nice becauseyou just basically walk out, you
look for like the the MickeyMagical Express bus or whatever,
and then you go like if youcould you show them your ID and
they say, oh, looks like you'regoing to disneyland, you're
staying at this hotel, get onbus two.
You get on bus two and you justit drives he, they drive you

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right to the lobby.
It's actually all right, it wasvery cool yeah, so that's cool
that they have that in in tokyofor you guys like, because I
know what I love.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
I'll be the first to admit, we're a little bit
stressed and now like, how arewe going to get all this?
Do we need to go and get a taxi?
The big ass taxi paid the 200bucks to to go.
So Jack was looking up stuff.
Uh, when, when, at the end ofthe, the Tokyo sea night and
shopping night, I was back atthe hotel and he I went to guest

(18:00):
services on our end, I'm like,hey, here's the situation.
And the lady pulled out alittle sheet like a quarter
sheet of paper.
I'm like, oh, an ADA.
I'm like, yeah, she's like, oh,here's the schedule.
You pay the driver $1,300, twobags per person, blah, blah,
blah.
I'm like, oh well, shit, we'regood.
And there was like 10, 12different times you could take
throughout the day and it waslike, okay, problem solved,

(18:23):
we're good yeah, and then in themorning the homegirl just
walked us right out there.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
She abandoned her post on the disneyland hotel and
just walked us to the bus stopdude, they do that.

Speaker 1 (18:32):
They straight abandoned their post in japan.
They'll be like.
We want to make sure that youhave the best experience between
my desk and the curb.
Yep yeah that happened thathappened multiple times where we
would be in like a lobby orsomething and they'd be like, oh
, you want the shuttle, let's,let's get you out to the shuttle
.
And they would like walk youout and wave and like you were
like damn, like what did I?

(18:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Both hands.

Speaker 1 (19:02):
But yeah, so, yeah.
So I landed like a week beforeyou guys did so.
I was already.
I had already done a bunch ofshit and been sick and gotten
better in the window of timebefore you guys even got there
yeah, exactly, exactly, withmultiple times saying I live
here now because nothing inJapan is built for a person of

(19:22):
my size yeah, I don't know howJack, being fucking 10 foot tall
and like Lou and I being largerAmericans, like, yeah, I don't
know how I would, I would have ahard time, I think, living
there Like it would, becausethere's just enough of like a

(19:43):
size, like building outdifference.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
That Bro, you would walk so fucking much.
You would lose half your weightin a year.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
I would be disappeared, dude.
I'd become the mechanic fuckingChristian Bale and just be like
.

Speaker 2 (19:59):
I literally my belt buckle thing.

Speaker 1 (20:02):
I actually moved the knots by the end of my trip.
Yeah, mine was at the end.
I couldn't tighten it anymoreand it was falling down, which
is weird.
I don't have a dicky-do bellyanymore.

Speaker 3 (20:13):
I looked down and I'm like, oh hey, buddy, it's been
a minute.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Long time no see.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
In Japan for two weeks.
All right, so I guess that'sour uh weight loss uh diet
program I just traveled to japanfor two weeks every six months
and we'll reset, reseteverything eat all that healthy
food and walk everywhere likesix miles a day.

Speaker 2 (20:39):
Man, it was fishing rice, I'm good.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
I'm not kidding.
When I get back to Colorado,that might be a thing I'm just
like.
Well, I'm already used towalking six miles.
Comic-con's coming up, I may aswell just keep walking it.
Nah, look, hey, it sounds good.

Speaker 3 (21:00):
It's a goal.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
It's like, at the very least I'm not going to
gonna lie.
I probably will do the simpleshit like the one mile walk to
the movie theater like on ontightwad tuesday.
As long as the weather's okay,I might just walk there and back
.
There's two miles right therebecause again, I don't have the
the, I guess, the watch thing tolet me know how much steps and
all that.
But I'm fairly certain thatlast day was, I think.

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I think jack said he did, uh,almost six miles that day.
I'm pretty sure I did the samething they did, just walking
around hitting different magicshops and whatnot.
Yeah, and honestly I can't sayI felt it.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
It was like all right , I'm just walking here, walking
there, the end of the night, Ithink just with everything piled
up, I'm like, oh yeah, I guessmy feet do hurt a little bit.
Oh, at the end of the night, Ithink just with everything piled
up, I'm like, oh yeah, I guessmy feet do hurt a little bit.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Oh, at the end of the night for sure, but during when
it was happening, during theday it was like, okay, I need to
walk here, need to walk to thisstation, need to walk here.
It was like, okay, but you'reright end of the night.
It was like, oh yeah, I walkeda lot today.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
I'm glad I don't work like I bought a free pack of
cushions for my team before Ileft and yeah, they got used At
the end of the night when we'resipping on our lime sour or our
Yazoo sour Yuzu.

Speaker 2 (22:15):
Yuzu.
Yuzu there we go Yuzu fruityeah.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
Hey, this is lemon.
Nope, it's not lemon, it'sgrapefruit.
No, it's lemon, no, it'sgrapefruit.
We were having like fucking rapbattles At fucking one in the
morning.

Speaker 2 (22:34):
Right, the lemon had a baby with the grapefruit and
that's what a user food is.
But yeah, I think we tried adifferent beer every night.

Speaker 1 (22:44):
They do love their sours.
Oh, and the white beer, thebeer that was just named white.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
It literally is a curian or whatever it was.
White beer is like all right, Idon't mind.
I don't mind a white woman onmy lips, because I can handle a
white beer too.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Let's do this I think that was night number one
actually.
Yeah, yeah, I bought that foryou when, uh, I was waiting for
you guys to do this.
I think that was night numberone actually.
Yeah, yeah, I bought that foryou when, uh, I was waiting for
you guys to show up.
I think are you were you guys?

Speaker 2 (23:12):
you needed the ice for no, that was the sour.
Yeah, that was the sour, youbought it.
You bought it when I met youdown the very first night.

Speaker 3 (23:20):
Yeah, yeah, because he wasn't there yet, because we
had checked in and he's like ohno, I'm right, I'll see you in
the morning.

Speaker 1 (23:26):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, glad I'm here.

Speaker 2 (23:28):
Bye, good night long day traveling with kids.
I'm going to bed.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
Got to get up early okay, yo yo, because somebody
made the plane late and Icouldn't do stuff in the morning
um, but yeah, uh, so my, Iguess we'll just kind of like we
I'll talk about what I didbefore and then you guys can
talk about what you did aftercelebration, because celebration
there's the whole reason wemade the excuse to make this

(23:56):
trip in the first place.
Lou, I think was already kindof talking about it, but this
like firmed up dates and firmedup a window for us.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
It forced a hand.
Yeah, I was going to Japan nomatter what, but I had no idea
when and no real plan of howthat was going to happen.
Then, once London in 23 saidhey, so next celebration in
Japan, it was like locked in.
I guess now I know where I'mgoing.

Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah, yeah, and within a couple of couple weeks
we'd all decided that that wasthe, that was the jam.
Yeah, I guess, like two yearsago really, right, we kind of
started talking about it but Imean, we didn't actually start
like making plans and buyingplans yeah, we went, so we got
tickets and shit.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
So yeah, it wasn't real.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
real until that May 4th weekend when the tickets
went on sale on 23rd yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:49):
So yeah, so my flight went through Honolulu, I had a
couple hour layover.
I landed in Tokyo, at Haneda.
We actually did both airports,which is pretty crazy.
Again, that's something that'sdifferent, right.
I mean, if we lived in New Yorkor we lived in a couple other
the big cities like we, mightknow what it's like to have like

(25:10):
multiple airports.
But the fact that you guys flewinto a completely different
airport in the same city andboth of them were international
airports, to me was pretty, uh,was pretty wild.

Speaker 3 (25:25):
Um, so I flew into.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Haneda.
You guys flew into Narita right.
Then I had my friend that I wasgoing to stay with the first
night pick me up.
We went and got food.
I was good I'm like let's goget some food, let's go do
whatever.
We went to his local bar andhung out that Lou got to
experience at the end of theweek.
So we could talk about thatwhen we get to that point of

(25:49):
your converse, of your part ofthe story.
Sorry, jack couldn't join us.
I think Jack would have had agood time there too Next time.

Speaker 3 (25:59):
That was hella kitty day, bro.
I was done.

Speaker 1 (26:02):
No, I know, I and that was Hello Kitty Day, bro, I
was done.
No, I know, and that's what I'msaying Like you would have had
fun, but there's no way in hellyou would have.
Like that was not in the cards.
And it turns out our definitionof futon and what their
definition in Japan of futon iscompletely different.
They should just refer to itwhat it is, which is a dog bed.
I walked in my friend'sapartment Probably 250 square

(26:25):
feet, maybe 300.
And I'm like where's the futon?
Cause I'm expecting to see afuton like a chair, a couch and
stuff.
And he's like it's in thecloset.
I'm like, brah, you ain'tfitting a futon in that closet.
And he opens it up and he pullsout this plastic bag and I'm
like the fuck is that?
And he's like that's a futon.

(26:45):
I'm like that's bullshit, thatis not a futon.
So he unrolls it and zips itall up and does all this stuff
and I'm like mother mug, that'sa fucking dog bed, that is not a
fucking futon.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
I work at pet smart sir.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
I used to sell these fucking things but I will tell
you after you've been on a plane, been up for almost 24 hours,
it doesn't really matter, Istill slept fine.
Yeah, that's fair.
But yeah, you know, you get toa point where a dog bed
acceptable.
I'm okay with sleeping on a dogbed it could have been an

(27:17):
actual dog bed.
Yeah, exactly, it would havebeen the same.
It was like a dog bed with apillow, and it was a shit-ass
pillow at that.
And he's like ah, sorry, Imeant to get a better pillow,
but I didn't have time.
I've been playing this trip fortwo years, fucker.
Yeah, exactly.
And you're like oh, I didn'thave time to buy a pillow.
I'm like motherfucker, I toldyou about this shit when you
moved over here right, bro.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
You've been here six months.
You had six months to get mesomething I could sleep on and
not treat me like your pet.

Speaker 1 (27:46):
I wake up in the morning and he's like good boy
and I'm like no.

Speaker 3 (27:52):
I think you just pissed on the carpet.

Speaker 1 (27:53):
Exactly I had to mark my territory.
He woke up to me, throwing upand looking at me.
Alright, sorry, all right,sorry that the entire, the

(28:14):
entire podcast is my first nightin tokyo.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
Oh, it looks like we're out of time, guys.
Um well, we touched on a lot ofyour stuff.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
Um, last time we did a free one too, so um, yeah oh
yeah, because I was remote yeah,yeah, so yeah yeah, so I mean
yeah, so we did that on Sunday,so I still had a few days.
Yeah, you still had three moredays before we showed up Four
more days.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
What did, we do Okay.

Speaker 2 (28:35):
Well, you slept.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
You said you slept for like a day or day and a half
or some shit.

Speaker 1 (28:38):
When you were sick, yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:47):
So then after that I had like a few days where it was
like a good day, bad day, typeof thing.
So after the last podcast twoweeks ago that we did, holy shit
, it's only been.
It feels like forever.
Like it feels like it feelslike us doing the podcast in the
, in the hotel room, was like along ass time ago.
Yeah, um, two weeks, yeah.
So I I think at that point I hadslept like 36 hours.
I don't think I'd eatenanything in 36 hours, like I was

(29:10):
my body like 50 000 steps and16 plus flights of stairs.
My body was just like, oh, youdone, fucked around, fucked you,
you fucked up.
But now you're gonna find outis really what it came down to,
because my, that shit was shutdown.
Um, I barely held it togetherfor the podcast.
To be honest, like after thepodcast, I'm like bro, I'm so

(29:31):
tired, like that was exhaustingto talk on a camera for an hour
and a half, um, but then, uh, wewrapped.
Uh, so then we had one morenight In Kobe, so we stayed in
that hotel.

Speaker 2 (29:47):
I was going to say not there, though, because you
had to check out, remember?
Yeah, that's why you had tocheck out.

Speaker 1 (29:53):
Yeah, we moved on To Osaka.
We stayed In this kind of.
It was a very interesting Place.
So it was like this it was abuilding for, uh, people with
disabilities, where it was likeit was an old building, had been
there for a long time, but aguy had bought it and then him

(30:15):
and his I'm guessing his wife,significant other something I I
couldn't read the story, butthere were two of them that were
both in wheelchairs, and sothey had completely
reconditioned the entirebuilding to be accessible Right,
which was pretty cool, becausethere's a lot of places in Japan
that aren't just because of theway that they're built.

(30:36):
Yeah, yeah, a lot of steps and Imean a lot of doorways that are
narrow, a lot of like buildingsthat are small.
Putting a wheelchair and havingit actually be able to even
turn around like 360 degrees notgonna happen.
But this guy had like re, likehe had money so he had redone
the entire building.
It was very cool and then wasopen.
It was like almost like acommunity center and they had

(30:58):
built like a room with abathroom in the back that you
could rent the room in thebathroom.
So it wasn't like a hotelnecessarily.
It was basically just a placeto sleep and leave your clothes,
which, again, like we're outand about.
So it's fine, you know, and themoney that you're paying is
going towards helping supportthem to develop the building and

(31:22):
develop programming and stufflike that.
We met some guy who had like anautomated wheelchair and he had
like he had built all of hislike his.
His chair did like a bunch ofshit because he had built stuff
into the chair himself, likeeven though he was, he was
disabled.
Um, he was like again, he wasfine in his head, like his head,

(31:45):
he was, he, he could hold aconversation and everything, but
he was just physically, uh wasnot, was not able-bodied and so,
but he had made his wheelchairlike he had built stuff and
installed it on his wheelchairto help him do things like
communicate and that type ofstuff using like nfc and uh,
that type of like he could pullup to the computer and the

(32:08):
computer would log him in typeof thing because it knew it was
him which I thought and he had,but he had done all of this on
his own, like I mean, again he'dhad help, but again his brain
he was like no, no, I still cando all, like I know what I want
to do, right, and uh, and so itwas.
It was really cool.
It was kind of one of thosethings where you don't it's not
an experience you would havegotten just in a normal, like

(32:31):
going and staying at a hotel,right, and so yeah.
So then that night we had oursecond or third, um, do you have
a reservation?
Which, again, because you cannever like in Japanese culture
you're never wrong, you know,they're never going to get upset
with you.
We went to this place,restaurant's completely fucking

(32:56):
empty.
We walk in and they're like doyou have a reservation?
And we're like no, but likethere's two of us.
And then the guy's's like looksat the tablet and he's like
hold on, and he goes and he gets, he goes and gets the manager,
and the manager comes out andhe's like do you have a

(33:16):
reservation?
We're like no, and then he does, he's like looking around the
room and he's like can you makea reservation?
And we're like like, dude, it'sfine, like this was well, no,
this was them telling us thatthey weren't going to seat us,
basically, like they.
But they won't go and just say,hey, no, sorry, like, they're
like, well, we don't, we don'treally have room because we have

(33:37):
other reservations.
Right, because there was awhole thing.
Right, it was the teppanyakiplace, so it had the grills in
the middle and the chef wouldcome out and do that.
So I think they didn't want tohave a chef come out and do all
the fucking bullshit for justthe two of us.
Right, like, and we were like,no, it's fine, like, we're cool,
like all right, but they'llnever just tell you like no, we

(34:00):
don't, we, we basically we'renot going to serve you.
Right, like, but they do all ofthis like theater.
This happened a couple of timeswhile we were in Japan, where
they would do all of thistheater to like make it seem
like man we have we have.
We have done everything we canto get you seated and you know

(34:20):
you just go okay.
So that happened a couple oftimes, but that was the first
time where it was pouring rainand you're like, motherfucker, I
just want to drink at a fuckinghamburger steak.
How hard is that.
But that did push us into goingto a Teppanyaki or a Yatsukaya,
which ended up being awesomeBecause it was one of those nine

(34:40):
seats in the back alley,halfway down an alley.
You would never see it from thestreet, like you.
You had to like know it wasthere to go there.
Uh, the guy was super cool.
I was sick of shit, but theyhad the best french fries
fucking a dude jap, japan hasthe best fucking french fries.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
I don't even know what it is out there?

Speaker 3 (34:59):
dude, but dude I and they were just regular french
fries.

Speaker 1 (35:01):
They weren't crinkle cut, they weren't like julian
they and they were just regularfrench fries.
They weren't crinkle cut, theyweren't like julienne, they were
just french fries.

Speaker 3 (35:09):
You didn't eat for 36 hours either, so that could
have been shit, and you werejust fucking hungry.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Because that was us in San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (35:19):
No yeah, when did we eat Lou?
Oh yeah, it was when our planegot delayed, so we're fucking
hungry.
And they and we had oh yeah, itwas when, uh, our plane got
delayed, right, so we're fuckinghungry and, uh, they gave us
airport credits or whatever.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
We're sitting there they brought out the ketchup for
our fries that hadn't come yet.
I'm like that ketchup smellsgood as fuck.
Oh, holy god that ketchup likeit was the best thing in the
world.
Like they literally I'm I'm notsmelling it, but they are all
of all, four of them, andthey're just like, oh, that I
can smell the ketchup.
I'm like, smell the ketchupjack's, jack's like.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
All right, I'm giving it five more minutes and my
little one's only gonna have onearm for the rest of her life.
Because because I'm gonna bethat shit with some good, I'm
just pouring ketchup I'm gonnanot raw, I don't care man.

Speaker 2 (36:06):
I actually forgot we went to that place actually.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
Jack is making lines of ketchup on the table and just
snorting it Just like, oh, putit in my veins.

Speaker 2 (36:16):
Rubbing ketchup on his gums, but yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:19):
So, and then the following day we went up to Nara
, which the thing that Nara isknown for is they have a giant
temple and then around thetemple they have a bunch of
parks that are all kind of onebig park, but they're all kind
of broken up because of thestreets and stuff, so it looks

(36:39):
like a bunch of parks, but it'sone giant park and they have a
ton of mildly domesticated deer,so it's a giant park, um, and
they have a ton of like mildlydomesticated deer, so they have
it's a deer park.
Basically, when you get there,uh and so we did that the
following day and that was, uh,that was pretty cool, like
walking up and there's just likea fucking little half a dozen

(37:01):
deer just like laying on theground just hanging out, you
know did they bow to?
you no.
But there were signs all overbeing like motherfucker, these
guys are these?
These, uh, young guys, the, theboys, are all growing their
horns and getting ready formating season.
So there was like yellow andred signs everywhere saying like
don't fuck with these guys.

(37:23):
Like they will fucking wreckyou, like just if you see them
and they're aggressive, justmove away.
Like, just don't.
And because people are dumb man,people are fucking dumb like
with, especially when it comesto wild animals, like they walk
up thinking it's going to be adog or something and like no
bitch, this is a deer.
Like he doesn't, he willfucking wreck your world, like

(37:45):
if you wanted to like you right,well.
And then they were showingpictures and some of these deer,
like in mating season, havegiant antlers and I'm just like
man, I would hate to be like.
And then there was likearticles in the paper of people
who had gotten like trampled andhad gotten like gored and shit
because they just fucked aroundand found out they would be like
trampled and had gotten likegourd and shit because they just
fucked around and found outthey would be like fucking

(38:07):
around and being like here,here's a fucking ice cream cone
that I'm not gonna eat.
And they're like bam.
And then your fucking hand hasa fuck, is bleeding, and you're
like what the fuck?
But it's a fucking deer.
These aren't like.
This isn't the zoo, right,people?

Speaker 2 (38:22):
I don't know cafe.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
Yeah, people don't, people, just People.
I don't know.
Yeah, people don't, people,just don't I don't know.
Dude, it was wild to just seehow some of these people acted
around there was like they wereall color, everybody, like
nobody.
Like like Travis and I were justwalking around, like how are
people treating them like this,like I don't know.

(38:49):
Like there were a few peoplewho were respectful, but a lot
of them, and I'm like also, like, where we're at, like have some
fucking respect, like you're onsacred ground for somebody
right, like there's somebody'sreligion who has, like that
you're on their property rightnow, like have some respect
who's?
Yeah, but it was super cool tosee them.
Um, at one point somebody ran,somebody rang a dinner bell and
they all started running, whichwas really cool.

(39:09):
I don't know if Pavlov had deer.
Well, we were like I didn'thear shit, so it must have been.
It was either the time of dayor it was like they did a dog
whistle or something like that,because then, all of a sudden,
we saw a bunch of them runningthrough a parking lot that was a
couple blocks away from wherewe were, and then all of them
that were around us like startedstanding up, like what's going

(39:30):
on?
What's going?
Oh, oh shit, it's about time.
And they all started, all ofthem started moving.
So then, of course, whathappens?
All the idiots start going intothe herd and I'm like no, just
fucking stand.
Like you, fucking idiots, likethey.
By the way, if you start, if,if your kid gets knocked over,
they ain't gonna be like, ohsorry, let me walk around them.
Nah, they're just gonna be likelike morons.

(39:55):
So log is a child, yeah, no,it'd be like jurassic park and
you're hiding behind the log aseverything.
But that was an exhausting day,because that was really the
first day that I had doneanything since being sick.
So then the following day I waslike it was a quiet day.
We did laundry, got up in theafternoon and did it was.

(40:18):
It was a text message of OK, Istarted laundry.
Ok, I'm getting ready.
Ok, laundry's done.
Ok, I'm getting ready.
I put my pants.
I have one pant leg on, I'malmost there.
So what did we do thatafternoon?

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Was that?

Speaker 1 (40:35):
onsen day no, that was a couple days later.
Oh, that was the day we wentaround.
So that day we went around thebiggest lake in Japan.
So there's a lake in Japan,it's Lake Biwa, but it is the
biggest non-oceanic lake inJapan and we originally were
going to go to a observationdeck that you could go up to and

(40:58):
then see the entire lake, butit was closed because a bunch of
stuff was closed around there,because I think there's a couple
of big Japanese holidays comingup, like golden week and
something else, and so a lot ofthem are closed like the week or
a couple of weeks before to doall the rehab for that, because
basically the entire countryshuts down, like kids are out of
school, nobody goes to work,yeah, so the observation deck

(41:22):
was closed, so we just ended uptaking the train all the way
around the lake, which waspretty cool.
We stopped at a random port citysomewhere I don't know the name
of it, went into a big temple,went into, like this like there
were these giant building, Imean, and this is just like how
Japan is.
Like you walk up and there'sthese giant office buildings and

(41:43):
there'll be this little likemobile, home-ish type building
and it'll be something wherethey just didn't sell the sell
to the developers and they had arestaurant that was open and
they'd been there for 50 years,you know.
So we went and had lunch thereand walked out to the, walked
out to the actual port, whichwas windy and cold and rainy,

(42:09):
which I was like why are wedoing?
You know how many times I heardhey, it's just a couple blocks
down the road here.
And then 45 minutes later goinglike brah, come on, stop lying
to me.
Well, google maps said it wasonly a couple blocks.
I'm like uh-huh, um.

(42:33):
So then there was that uh.
After that, we, uh, we made ourway, I think.
Then at that point, yeah, itwas like wednesday, and so we
went to Hanake after that andthat was where the onsens were
and that was.
That was an experience.
If you've never been to anonsen before, it's definitely.

(42:56):
I mean, I would say everybodyshould try it once.
Just to say that they've doneit.
We rented a private onsen tostart with because I eased my
way into that experience, andthen we did the hotel onsen.
Just an FYI, if you're used toshowering in your room, if

(43:17):
you're in a town with a bunch ofonsens, there are no showers in
your bathroom because you'reexpected to shower afterwards.
Yeah, you're expected to showerafterwards.
Because I walk in and I'm likebuddy, where's the shower?
And he's like no, that's at theonsen.
And I'm like what are youtalking about, willis?
Because I was like I'm like no,like I get up in the morning

(43:39):
and I shower, I get like that'smy, that's my jam, like I don't
get up and go downstairs and getnaked with a bunch of dudes and
then shower like that changes,that changes in college anymore,
yeah, exactly exactly.
I haven't done that in 20 years.
Like, come on, I will say theonsen, though, like when you get

(44:05):
into the water and you're justchilling and it's in a way it's
like so, basically, an onsen isjust a hot, it's like hot
springs.
Hot springs that you're not,you don't wear, you're naked.
That, uh, you're not you, youdon't wear, you're naked.
Um, and I will say, like, whenyou first walk out there, you're
, it's a little, there's like alevel, a layer of like
awkwardness.
But then when you realize, oh,like, nobody gives a shit,

(44:26):
everybody's just here to get inthe hot water and hang out,
literally, um, but where's your?
Hey, hey, come on.
But where's your hey, hey, comeon.

(44:46):
I wasn't ready for it, I wasn'tready for it.
Um, you, you go, oh, okay, likeit's actually a it's kind of a
cool experience, like whereyou're just sitting there and
you're just like you know,you're looking up at the trees
or the, the, the sky, or you'rejust, you have your eyes, balls,
yeah I didn't know it was afull moon already, um, but no, I
mean but, but again, you likedon't 3 pm.
Yeah, but you just like it'slike that, once you kind of get

(45:11):
past your own awkwardness, likeit's like whatever, like um and
I say I'm a grower, not a shower, in Japanese.
Hang on, let me look that uphere.
It's cold in here.

Speaker 2 (45:27):
I just got out of the cold.
Seinfeld there's this oneepisode.

Speaker 1 (45:32):
So, um, I mean, the water got up to like 145 degrees
, which was fucking hot as shit.
But then they have like aplunge, like a cold plunge pool
which, after you've been in 145degree water, like going because
you're supposed to like it's athing, right, like you do it to
like process, yeah, right.
So you, I put my feet in and Iwas like okay, the cold, the

(45:55):
cold fucking sucks, this is theworst.
And travis was like well, yougotta sit down, and so like it.
I was in like an area where itwas like three inches of water
which was just enough for theballs to like hit the.
So I sat down and like my balls, just like I dipped my balls in
it, and it was like no, no, nono, this is my balls for

(46:15):
testicle cancer.
Hold on Exactly.
I'm like hang on, Let me just.
Yeah, they, they were not happyand I lasted about 30 seconds
and I'm like I shot out of therelike a rocket.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
Grow or not a shower Stop.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Literally.
Please just believe me, justsay, validate me.
But uh, we did.
I was kind of interestingbecause we did all three levels.
So there's like jacuzzi,basically jacuzzi tubs that you
can rent at a lot of the hotelsthat are private, that are, you
know, just basically a small hottub, and then most of the
hotels in the city have theirown onsen that are just for

(46:59):
hotel guests, and so it'susually smaller.
It's it's almost kind of like abigger hot tub with a right,
with kind of night it's a nicersauna type environment.
And then there are public ones,and the public one we went to
was actually built out of likethis side of a hill, so there
was a lot of rocks you couldactually walk up to.
Like they built like a couple,a couple smaller pools up above

(47:22):
in the rocks, which was prettycool.
All like the it's segregated, sothe women go off to the right
or the left or whatever, and themen go the opposite.
So you're not like I'm trans asoften.
Well, I guess there's a few ofthem that are still segregated
or not, that are unsegregated,and they encourage the women to
wear uh like small swimsuits orbikinis, uh at those, but that's

(47:48):
still completely optional forthem.
But not the men.
Not the men.
Nope.
For men it's you, for men it'syou know, men it's like there's
no, and also like tattoos arealso like a big deal, like they
don't like tattoos.
And so when we walked in theysaid do you guys both do either
of you have tattoos?
And we're like no, and they'relike okay, good, because they
don't, I bought one.

(48:14):
If a bunch of people show upand they have tattoos, I guess
there's a possibility they won'tlet them in, or all of them.

Speaker 2 (48:21):
Yeah, when I was looking ahead of time on some of
that stuff, they all have liketwo inch by two inch patches.
So if you have a small tattoo,you can cover it up with that.
Because I was looking at mine,because I I basically have a
couple of one and a half inch,uh by one and a half inch,
tattoos on my arms and I waslike, well, if I did do it, I'd
have to find one of the onesthat allow the patching yeah,

(48:44):
yeah, or I mean again, if you'reby yourself, you're not with it
, I think.

Speaker 1 (48:48):
I think it's a bunch where they just didn't want
again.
It's like when you go into alike in la, there's a bunch of
places where you can't wear blueor you can't wear red, right,
like that type of thing.
Like they just don't want abunch of people with you know
certain types of tattoos to showup at the same time because
that could be intimidating toeverybody else, type of thing,
you know, um so my darth vaderback piece just doesn't fly.

(49:12):
Then I mean it would, if itwould as long as you're not with
Lou, because then you both gotStar.

Speaker 2 (49:17):
Wars.
You're a gang at that point.

Speaker 1 (49:24):
And then we went down and picked up the badges that
afternoon, on that day or pickedup the badges that I could pick
up, yeah, it was, you know raninto some 501st guys on the bus
and was like, ah good, glad tosee that even internationally
you're still a bunch of d-bags.
But, um, uh, yeah.
Then we picked up the badgesand then the stuff that happened

(49:47):
next week or stuff we'll talkabout next week, all happened.
And then, uh, then monday, youguys, lou, had left sunday night
to go to osaka and then youguys had went to uh hello kitty,
hello kitty world sanrio poroland
uh, and then I just hung out andthen went and met up with

(50:10):
travis in the afternoon we didsome stuff that won't be talked
about on the pod, and then wemet up with Lou and took Lou to
a Chinese restaurant that we hadfound, because, again, the
places we'd gone to that was thething.
Either we got reservation or thetimes on Google Maps were

(50:33):
always wrong.
I think only once or twice didwe find a place that we went to
that was actually open.
When Google Maps said it wasopen, it was like our first,
like middle of the day, we werein Hanukkah and we're like this
place looks really good.
It has like pork ramen, blah,blah, blah.
It's like 4.7 stars in the town.
So we walk all the way up there, which is probably three

(50:57):
quarters of a mile up the mainroad.
We walk up there middle of theday, closed windows are dark,
shades are drawn and we're likereally the fuck, come on.
That happens so many times toplaces that we try to go to
because they don't update theirhours on their website.
They don't update their hourson their website.

(51:17):
They don't update the hours ongoogle maps, it's just um.
And then we met up with lou.
Lou met up.
Well, lou met up with us.
Uh, we ate chinese food andwent back to travis's bar and
hung out.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
So lou got to have that experience, which is pretty
cool they were quite polite andpicked the spot where I was,
like after my, after my bullettrain.
I had one train stop to to makeand I was not even five minutes
around the corner from them.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
They picked a spot that was nearby, so yep, I said
nope, let's, let's meetsomewhere, let's get somewhere
where lou doesn't have to takethree trains and walk for 45
minutes, and so, thankfully,where we were in tokyo, that
that was pretty easily done.
So the following day, uh, youguys, I think had left to go to
uh, bueno, and the interstate,yeah, and then the intersection.

(52:06):
Right, you guys went to thebusy intersection.
We did you know, and that waswednesday I think right, what
did you guys do on tuesday thenwas?

Speaker 2 (52:13):
it just.

Speaker 3 (52:14):
Yeah, that was a one day thing dude and we still
could have spent another day,day and a half there.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Honestly, yeah, yeah, yeah that shit was cray, um,
and then uh packed up my bag.
I didn't I didn't go with youguys to wano because I'd already
been there, but uh hung out atthe hotel, packed up up my bags,
went and took the hour-longtrain ride, which was fine.
Again, it was one train.
I took, the one train that wealways had to take from the

(52:41):
hotel to that main station,narita.

Speaker 3 (52:49):
Nishifunabashi.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
Nishifunabashi, nishifunabashi and then hopped
on a Next cat's name.
Yeah, yep.

Speaker 1 (53:01):
And then hopped on one train that took me from that
spot all the way to the airport.
It changed names like threetimes, but it was just like stay
on the train, stay on the train.
I'm like, okay, I'm here, I'mnot moving.
Um, uh.
Then I had like a five hourlayover in my.
My flight left at eight 30.

(53:23):
Uh, I had a five hour layoverin Honolulu.
We had a cargo bay door thingthat delayed us for an hour and
a half, so I didn't even getback into portland until 11 30.
But it was the same day, whichwas really weird that it was
only three hours after.
Right, like I left at 8 30,landed at 11 30 on tuesday and
I'm like I don't know, I don'tlike this at all how was your

(53:47):
customs experience coming intohonolulu?

Speaker 2 (53:50):
I have I had global.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
So it was cake.
Like the problem is that they Ilike we were in, like I felt
like it was like a haunted house, like we were in some part of
the airport that hadn't beenopened in like 30 years.
Like we were at like the end.
Like there weren't even gates.
Like we got off the plane andhad to walk like it was probably
20 minutes through, like whereall the doors had been shut and

(54:14):
locked, none of the gate.
They.
There was like places wherethere were gate signs at some
point, but they'd all been likestripped, like the the stickers
had been stripped off of themand the only thing we were going
off of where these, these, uh,arrows that were taped to like
various walls and stuff sayingcustoms, and then an arrow and I
was like like where in the fuckare we?

(54:36):
Like it was like the part ofthe airport right, you're flying
home from tokyo.

Speaker 3 (54:41):
I want to play a game .

Speaker 1 (54:44):
But but it was no, seriously like there was.
We were walking and walking andthere were no, it was the
carpet was old and the it wasstill all dark like 70s brown
paint everywhere, like it wassome part of the.
It was some part of the airportthat like hadn't been renovated
at all, like since the airportwas set up.

(55:04):
It felt like uh, but as far aslike the actual rest of the
customs thing was, it's like my.
The biggest thing that pissedme off about customs is all the
idiots who were like oh, Isigned up for global.
And then they're like did youscan?
There was for global.
You basically have you walk upto this machine and it scans

(55:24):
your face and basically saysyou're good to go.
You go to like up to a girl ora guy or a window.
You give them your passport.
They scan your passport, do youhave anything to declare?
No, and then you're on yourpassport.
They scan your passport, do youhave anything to declare?
No, and then you're on your waylike there's no interview,
there's no, nothing, it is, itis cake.
Strongly suggest for anybodywho has the ability to do that
through a credit card orwhatever to just sign up for it,

(55:46):
because global also gets youtsa pre, which means you're not
waiting in the line with all thepours every time you go to the
airport.
In in uos, um, you don't haveto, you don't have to take your
shoes off, like you don't got totake your fucking laptop out of
your bag.
Every time it's yeah, um, so,yeah, so like the four people in

(56:06):
front of me were like oh, Isigned up.
And they're like did you do theinterview?
And they're like uh, no, whatinterview?
And I'm just like motherfucker,like read the fucking emails
that they send you like, come on, like I.
That's one thing I don'tunderstand is I feel like every
time I go to the airport I'mliterally the only one that's
ever been to an airport before,because nobody else seems to

(56:26):
know anything.
You walk up the.
They tell you there's.
They make fucking announcementsplease bring your passport and
boarding pass up to the windowwhen you're get on the plane and
people be like walk up withtheir boarding pass and they're
like sir, where's your passport?
Oh, hang on, hang on, I got toget it.
It's in the bottom of my bag.
And you're like fuck it, goddamn it, just listen to what

(56:49):
they're fucking telling you.
Well, it's just so infuriatingbecause they're fucking telling
you what they want.
Like, I just don't like.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
Yeah, we were looking for it.
I can tell you right now, whenwe're coming back, we're like
because at one point they justwanted our boarding pass.
At one point they just wantedour passport.
So we were coming back, we werelistening to see what they
wanted and we heard theannouncement that said they want
passport and boarding pass.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
So we turned around and told whoever else hey guys,
they want both this time and wewere good to go, yeah, but just
like I don't, like it's not hard, yeah, just have For better
tourists than everybody else,just have both of them out and
when you walk up they'll tellyou what they want, even if
you're not listening before.
But so many people would belike, oh, hang on, let me unlock

(57:35):
my phone, let me.
And I'm like motherfucker, haveyou never flown on a plane
before?

Speaker 3 (57:38):
come on fuck, now look for celebration.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
A lot of these people did not that is true, I mean, I
believe I mean we'll get to itnext week, jack, but I believe
you said 70 first timers man.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Well, yeah, and that was I, if that was my first time
going to a celebration, sorry.
So next week we'll talk aboutthat.
We'll have our bullet list,bullet point lists of complaints
that we've that we're gonna.

Speaker 2 (58:06):
That's your teeth for next week, people.

Speaker 1 (58:08):
Yeah uh, so, yeah.
So then that was my trip.
I landed 11 30 on tuesday nightand I'm still suffering with,
uh, the jet lag.
Uh, back to work on wednesday,and yeah, so, okay.

Speaker 2 (58:21):
So then any, any particular thing.
I mean, celebrationnotwithstanding, any particular
thing stand out for you, and I'mgonna guess it's gonna be the
onsen, because you bought a damnrobe.

Speaker 1 (58:36):
I did buy a damn robe .
No, the robe was supercomfortable.
I'm very.
I will wear that on a podcast.
It would be, it's so.

Speaker 3 (58:45):
I know it's to that form.
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
Express an oil.
Would you like to express oil?

Speaker 2 (58:56):
Express oil.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
Allegedly.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
What do you mean, duke?
I'm not following, neither didI.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
Neither did I.
That was the problem.
I'm like uh, uh.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Um, what's the highlight here?
No, I mean there was, there wasa few things um no, I think it
was the highlight of your.
No, I mean, I mean there wasthere was.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
I mean, there was a few things like the food was all
.
I mean, there wasn't any badfood.
I never had even the food thatwas like mediocre, like where it
was just like ramen where maybethey could have done some.
But yeah, even like the ramenwhere you're like I probably
would have done some more tothis, I didn't hate it.
There's times when I eat foodhere that I'm like this is

(59:38):
fucking disgusting.
Do you even know what you'redoing?

Speaker 2 (59:50):
But there I did not have one meal where I was like,
no, I'm good.
Well, when half the noodles arefrom Lawson.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
that makes it easy.
They do have five types ofchicken nuggets and we tried
them all.
We did try them all.
Also, all the prices ofeverything.
Amazing, the price of the food.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
We checked our bags, right, because we had to check
out a Disney at 11, right?
So we're like let's go to theairport, we'll check our bag,
we'll put them in the locker orsomething, right, they didn't
have lockers.
For what do we have like seven,eight?
Nine, nine bags so we they havelike kiosks.
So the one dude was full.
He sent us somewhere else andwe're like fuck, it doesn't even
matter what it costs, right,because we got, we want to go do

(01:00:32):
shit, so lose up their handling.
He's like dude.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
That was like 50 bucks yeah, it was 700 yen per
bag for for like nine bags, sobasically five bucks a bag, and
was like done, yeah, easy it was.
It was more expensive becauseafter, after we were done with
that and we were roaming around,we did see some lockers.
The lockers were just about 600yen or whatever, it was for one

(01:01:01):
and it was like wait, fivebucks a bag.
When he said I was expecting Idon't know 1,500 yen or
something, you know 10 bucks orwhatever, he said 700 yen per
bag.

Speaker 1 (01:01:14):
I'm like we got nine here's 50,000 yen.
It was so, so easy.
What else did I like aboutjapan?
Uh, the fact that there's notipping, I think, is amazing.
Like the, the, the receiptshows up and that's what you
fucking pay.

Speaker 3 (01:01:27):
There's no like you trying to figure out how good
the person did, or anything likethat I will tell you that did
make me uncomfortable a coupleof times At our first hotel when
we were looking into luggageforwarding.
To send our shit to Disney theway their forms were she had to
fill out one for each of ourbags.
Originally I'm like we need togive her like 20 bucks or

(01:01:47):
something, dude, yeah.
And then Homeboy drove our busfrom Disney to the airport.
He loaded the bus, he unloaded.
Like we have a five to give him.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
this is weird yeah, it was, I'm gonna drop it.
After all that we land, we'rechilling in la for three hours
for a delay and I go to carl'sjunior and there's the automatic
.
You know how much you want totip me for.

Speaker 1 (01:02:14):
I was like get the hell out of here with that yep,
when I was in honolulu, I wentto a restaurant because I had a
five-hour layover.
I'm like, well, I should get, Ishould get a meal right.
Uh, the food on the airplanewasn't bad, I will say that, but
it also wasn't a lot like itwas.
It was small, like very smallportions, yeah, um, and so I
went and I got like, uh, steak,uh, steak frites, the steak and

(01:02:35):
fries.
And I got a drink.
Uh, at the end of that it was50.
And then the receipt comes andit's like, oh, how much would
you like to tip?
And I like look at the peoplenext to me and I'm like
motherfucker.
And they're like what?
And I go, I haven't paid a tipin over two weeks where they
wouldn't even take a tip, likethey would push it back at me.
And now I'm sitting here, I'mlike I'm in a fucking airport

(01:02:56):
and I just spent more money.
Fifty dollars would have paidfor like two days worth of food
in japan everything at lawson'sdude more than two days you know
like I could yeah, I could havebought every.
I could have been like houseson me and it would have been
fifty dollars.
You know, like I think we?

Speaker 2 (01:03:13):
I don't think we spent 50.

Speaker 1 (01:03:15):
I don't think we spent $50 on that night.
We went to seven 11 and had thethree fucking giant bags of
food that we took back to thehotel.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
I mean it's.
It was one of those thingswhere our like, like we talked
about earlier.
When Duke showed up, we wouldcheck into the hotel that first
night.
And then Duke met me an hourlater.
We went to Lawson right there,connected to the hotel, and
there was a guy in front of uswho tried to tip the cashier.
I guess he helped him.
We weren't paying attention,but he helped the guy with

(01:03:45):
something and the guy tried togive him a small tip and the guy
was just backing, was like no,no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He was very the whole thing, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
He was very the whole thing, no, no.
And it was like wow, that's solegit, because you see videos of
that stuff.
And and this person was likenot having it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:03):
So he was like back against the wall, like I did.

Speaker 2 (01:04:06):
He backed up, he was robbing away from the way, from
the counter it was literallyback away from the counter to
get away from this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:04:11):
You feel sorry for his mama, or something.

Speaker 1 (01:04:14):
He was reverse robbing him.
I'm trying to put money in yourregister.
No, get out of here.

Speaker 2 (01:04:21):
Right, it was like and again, that was my first
experience because it wasairport, you know you take the
shuttle to the hotel.
I went in and unpacked a fewthings.
Duke told me he was there.
We went downstairs my firstactual, real interaction at the
at the convenience store anddude, right, there we go, buy

(01:04:41):
our stuff, we're in line anddamn, that happens again and
their cashier is like no, no, no, no, no, no no no it's wild how
every single 7-eleven, 7-elevenof adjacent store which is
Family Mart and Lawson, FamilyMart, Lawson and 7-Eleven, I
think, are the big threeconvenience.

(01:05:02):
Fuck Family Mart though F-FamilyMart, though Lawson's.
What's up Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
No, that's how they do, like seven.
I learned that you have seven.

Speaker 2 (01:05:14):
That's a good point.

Speaker 1 (01:05:19):
They would do five, then put six seven they would do
it this way but, but the fact,but the fact that all of them,
like you, would walk into just arandom one in the middle of
nowhere and they would have agiant hot case full of fucking
chicken and like skewers andthey had hot drinks.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
My wife gonna get like a hot chai every night
before bed when she figured thatout.

Speaker 2 (01:05:40):
Yeah, you see the hot plate of drinks.

Speaker 1 (01:05:46):
I will say the Himeji castle was pretty stunning.
Like they had done a very goodjob and the fact that they
hadn't rebuilt a lot of it.
It's the one castle that had notbeen completely rebuilt in
Japan.
It's been around since the1500s.

(01:06:08):
They did a very good job ofsetting all that up.
That was like 25,000 steps thatday.
It was a lot.
Also, being there when thecherry blossoms were in bloom, I
got some fucking amazingpictures of the property with
the trees all yellow and pinkedout yeah, pinked out.

(01:06:28):
So I mean I'm very happy I didthe trip.
Overall.
There were highlights.
You know, even like Hiroshimawas pretty.
You know I shared that with youguys at the podcast a couple
weeks ago but even Hiroshima waspretty moving, like there was a
lot of memorable stuff thathappened.

(01:06:48):
So I'm glad that I did it.

Speaker 2 (01:06:51):
Hell yeah man.
Hiroshima was the bomb.

Speaker 1 (01:06:55):
You already used that in the text chat Lou.

Speaker 3 (01:06:59):
Not here, though.
He's sending out worldwide.

Speaker 2 (01:07:04):
Too soon, lou, too soon.
You had a very explosive time.
It was awesome.
We're gonna get shadow banned.
It'll give me a lot of falloutfrom those jokes, lou.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
We're going to get shadow banned.

Speaker 1 (01:07:18):
We're going to be a lot of fallout from those jokes,
lou, like we're not alreadyshadow banned, lou Come on, but
you haven't already gotten ashadow ban somehow.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Oh man, You're the one with the cock out in front
of a bunch of other strangers.

Speaker 1 (01:07:37):
That sounds like jealousy to me.

Speaker 2 (01:07:41):
That's beside the point.

Speaker 3 (01:07:42):
This is Lou, right now Green as fuck.

Speaker 1 (01:07:48):
Yep Lou, I want to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
I want to be able to do that and not get arrested for
indecent exposure.

Speaker 1 (01:08:00):
It was one time.
Be able to do that and not getarrested for indecent exposure,
uh.
So yeah, I mean, overall, Ithink the experience was was
pretty amazing, even gettingsick in the middle of it and
stuff like that and being ableto kind of power through.
Um, yeah, I mean the star warsstuff, to be honest, was not.
I mean it's not, it's on thelist but it's not.
I don't even know if it's in mytop five.
Like to be honest with you asfar as, like, stuff that
happened while we were there.

(01:08:21):
So, yeah, all right.
So then you guys showed upThursday.
We did Disney.
I ended up going my way.
You guys were there for likeanother week.

Speaker 3 (01:08:39):
So what week?
Uh?
So what?
Uh?
What happened after our after,well, from your perspective,
your trip.
So, monday, the girls and I gotup, we took a.
It was like a two-hour trainride or something.
One or two switches I don't thiswas after, this was after so
yes yes, this is monday aftercelebration who had already left
on his creepy night bus and togo to Osaka.
So we took a two hour trip downto um Sanrio Pearl land, which

(01:09:01):
is a Hello Kitty theme park.
It was in this big shoppingmall.
There's a hospital there and ifyour children are born there,
they'll give you a Hello Kittythemed birth certificate.
Fyi.

Speaker 1 (01:09:11):
Real quick Cause I'm looking at the receipt right now
is uh, uh, this motherfuckerwent up in the fucking Skytree.
What's?

Speaker 2 (01:09:19):
up, yeah, and was 80 feet away from the window Shut
up.

Speaker 1 (01:09:24):
I was still up there.
God damn it, that's all thatmatters.

Speaker 3 (01:09:27):
He was like cool, I'm going back down.

Speaker 1 (01:09:29):
Yeah, no, the last Second to last night.
So Sunday night we went to theSkytree, which is like the
tallest Thing in Japan or inTokyo, and so you go up at
elevator 3.

Speaker 3 (01:09:44):
Well, since I left, yeah, since you left.

Speaker 1 (01:09:46):
Yeah, and again, that's only when you're growing
Right, just gotta jump in realquick.
But 350 feet is the oneelevator.
Then you take a second elevatorto go up to 450 feet.
That was.
That was definitely anexperience.
There was a tell me it was aglass elevator, no outside, so

(01:10:08):
no.
So here's the funny part.
So the first elevator they'relike you're fine, because it's
all enclosed.
They have like video monitorsthat are showing things like
what it looks like outside andstuff, but it's all.
So you get up to the first 350foot platform and they're like
okay, let's go to the 450, whichyou actually had to pay more
for.
Like there was two layers, likeyou could pay to just go up to

(01:10:29):
the 350, but then you had to paylike a combo price to go up all
the way so.
So I'm at the front of theelevator, by the doors, as we're
going up to the 450.
And all of a sudden, like wehit this window where I am just
looking like, looking down, andI'm like you motherfuckers, and
of course my group was like ohsorry, sorry, we forgot that

(01:10:52):
that that part of the elevatorwas was glass, and I'm just like
I fucking hate all of you somuch right now.
I didn't even know, I've neverbeen here, I don't care, I still
fucking hate you.
Little kids were crying becauseI was just like fuck off, like
um, but I mean it was prettylike.
So the weirdest part about thatis you get to the 450 level.

(01:11:13):
There's an anime that's superpopular right now called
Detective Conan, which I believeis a guy.
It's a detective who gets put inlike a little boy's body and
then he has to try to figure outhow to reverse the spell, which
he can't do, and so he ends upjust being it's Quantum Leap,
yeah, basically.
And so you get to the 450 leveland there's guys walking around

(01:11:37):
with signs saying no pictures,no video, stuff like that.
I'm like what the hell is goingon?
They have all these TVs thatare on like they're at the top
of the floor and they all startshowing like this exclusive
footage or something of maybethe next season or whatever of
this detective.
And I'm like that is so surrealthat you're like 450 meters in

(01:11:59):
the air and like they're doinglike some sort of weird
promotional thing with thisanime, where, like they're like,
don't look outside, watch thevideos.
Like it was just they had likestandees set up that you could
get pictures with and stuff.
It was just very weird, becausehere you wouldn't go up in the

(01:12:20):
Empire State Building and expectto see an alien Earth marketing
.

Speaker 2 (01:12:24):
Thing.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
You're going to go up there and look at the skyline.
So to go there, and yeah, sorry, I just saw the ticket, so I I
forgot to share that when louwas asking what my favorite part
was not my favorite part, butit was still a pretty cool.
I mean, it was still.
You know, it was still prettycool to like, even from 80 feet

(01:12:50):
in the elevator peeking outthrough the doors.
Um, it was still pretty cool tobe able to see like all of
tokyo.
Like that was kind of like thatwas kind of a trip.
Um, so yeah, so jack, you wentto sanrio land.

Speaker 3 (01:13:05):
Yes, um, so it's a hello kitty theme park.
I think they were trying tocompete with disney at one point
when they opened it.
Um, there's only like threerides.
I think the best way todescribe it is probably one of
those casinos in Prim where theyBuffalo Bills probably, where
they have an amusement, orCircus Circus.

(01:13:27):
There's this big play area, butyou're like, if I go around the
corner there's going to be slotmachines.
I know it.

Speaker 1 (01:13:36):
There weren't though that would have been hilarious.
Yeah, pachinko and uh slots um,but it was cool.

Speaker 3 (01:13:44):
The first thing we did was, uh, the most popular
thing there, it's a boat ride.
I have no fucking idea what thestory is.
There's this, uh, bunny dudethat's pretty cool, named cinema
roll.
He's like making cinnamon rollsand shit, and then like he gets
an invitation to like hellokitty's coronation or something.
So then the boat ride takes youthrough all these, all the
hello kitty's friends as they'regetting their invitation to the

(01:14:06):
coronation, and it ends athello kitty's coronation.
I guess she's a princess orsome shit.
I don't know, I don't speak thelanguage.
And the second ride was like acar ride.
You rent a car from the HelloKitty with the black hat, karami
, karami.
I have no idea what happenedwith that one.

(01:14:27):
I asked my big one, like dude,what happened.
It was like Hello Kitty dude'spopping out.
They're saying some shit.
Another one pops out.
You're like all right, cool.
I guess I'm glad that, uh,these aren't ticketed rides,
because I have no fucking ideawhat's going on um, they give
you a quiz at the end, so rightlike you can buy souvenirs if

(01:14:47):
you can explain what happenedlike I'm leaving it up to you
thank you souvenir shop is

Speaker 1 (01:14:53):
completely full because, nobody understands.
Even people who understand thelanguage are like what the fuck
is going on here?

Speaker 3 (01:14:59):
The third ride they had was Cinema Roll Again, and
he built this plane that shrunkand then you're flying around.
So it's kind of like Star Tours, honey, I Shrunk the Kids and
fucking Buzz Lightyear AstroBlasters all rolled into one.
So you're flying around.
So it's kind of like star tours, honey.
I shrunk the kids and fuckingbuzz light, your astro blasters
all rolled into one.
So you're sitting in this seat.
It's a motion seat, it's movingaround.

(01:15:21):
You got this light, this magicwand thing.
It's like shooting at shit andthen again you end up at a
fucking party and everybody'shappy.
I don't know what happened howlong was the wait?
for these rides.
Um, so when we first came in,the first thing we did was, uh,
the boat ride right, it was like40 minutes.

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That shit got up to like twohours at one point.
Wow, yeah, wow is right, yeah.
Um, there's a lot of kids there.
Um, in the middle there's a bigtree where they do all their
live shows, like this girl outthere dancing and shit.
I don't know, it's fun to watch.
I guess I don't know if there'sa hamster out there and a

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fucking rabbit and like.
I guess we had to cheer andclap and dance so she could
power her wand up, so everybodycould go back home, probably to
another fucking party.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Um, jack, you should have been, you should have, you
should have been on somethingwhen you were there, because
that would have been amazing butI mean they open at 9, 9, 30,
close at 5.

Speaker 3 (01:16:25):
We were there from open till about 3, 30, 4 o'clock
.
I mean there was enough to dothat also.
We ate there as a buffet.
I had fucking Hello Kitty baobuns that had Hello Kitty's face
on them.
There were these potato cakesthat had Hello Kitty's face on
it.
They had curry and desserts.

Speaker 1 (01:16:43):
It was amazing.
And that was included or wasthat?

Speaker 3 (01:16:47):
No, you had to pay separate.
But again, japanese price, itwas like a thousand yen or some
shit.

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Except you were in Japan, so it didn't cost you
anything, yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:16:55):
It was the first place I we've been to that you
just keep getting refills ondrinks.
Finally, hydrate, because atfirst I was a little adverse to
just getting water out of thevending machines that are
everywhere.
I'm like what I have to pay forwater everywhere because
there's no free water anywherein japan.
Yeah, luckily it's all cheapand it's all at all.
The vending machines, everydark alley you go down you're

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not going to get raped becauseHomeboy probably just wants to
get a Picari Sweat out of thefucking vending machine.

Speaker 1 (01:17:22):
Oh yeah, oh, that was the thing.
So the first night I bought Loua Picari Sweat and he's like is
this Gatorade?
I go, nah, it's not likeGatorade.
He goes it looks kind of likeGatorade.
I'm like no, it's not Gatorade.
He's like I hate Gatorade, I'mprobably not gonna like this.

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And I'm like I think you'lllike it because it's good.
And then he's like oh shit, ohshit, this is really good it was
.

Speaker 2 (01:17:45):
I love myself so much it was sweet water, uh, and
then I think I got jacked.
I think I got jacked trying it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:53):
A couple things I kept seeing, kept seeing it, I'm
like that's actually good, Likewhat is it?
And Lou's like no, it's good,it's like a lemon sweet kind of
water.
I'm like, fine, I'll try it.
I'm like, oh, that shit's legit.

Speaker 1 (01:18:02):
And then you read the little paragraph that describes
what it is, and it was likescraped from the bodies of
beautiful people's skin.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
And then it mixed with it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
You're like what are?

Speaker 3 (01:18:16):
we what's going on right now Don't know don't care,
it's yummy.

Speaker 2 (01:18:19):
I think every time I went to Lawson and I didn't have
a bottle, I bought a bottle.

Speaker 1 (01:18:26):
It was like I had it on me at all times.
There was always a bottle inthe fridge, Yep it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:32):
Sure the hell was Hell.
I even left a half bottle inthe disney hotel because I
forgot it was there, yeah, butyeah, I had it almost every time
.
Matter of fact, even even today.
We went to uh here in vegas andI picked up a bottle.
I went back to the cool armblue.
They got it.
They got carter's foot backhere.

Speaker 3 (01:18:50):
I went back to the cool arm, Lou Lou, they got it.
They got the car.
You split back here.

Speaker 2 (01:18:54):
Sure did.
And I was like, oh OK, anonShalani just walked around the
corner, grabbed it and went backto the candy aisle and ran back
to the candy aisle.

Speaker 3 (01:19:05):
Can I get a case of this when?

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
do you?

Speaker 3 (01:19:09):
guys keep it.
But yeah, souvenirs were boughtat Hello Kitty Land.
Obviously, if you know mychildren and my wife even she
got a lot too After Celebration.
I was pretty much done buyingshit.
I did not buy much afterCelebration.
Yeah, there was a lot of stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
I don't think I did either.

Speaker 3 (01:19:25):
actually, I was just very satisfied with what I
bought at Celebration.
I you know Wait wait, wait,donkey.

Speaker 2 (01:19:36):
Okay, we'll get to that.
I didn't buy much, I'm likewait a minute, wait a minute,
don't forget about Donkey.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
So again, the theme park was like in a strip mall
kind of thing.
So they had a Taito ArcadeTaito like the video game
company, right.
So I'm like, well, let's gocheck it out, right, and that
was the first time we had seenlike a bunch of, uh, gotcha
machines.
My little one, just that's allshe wanted to do the whole time
we were there.
So we stayed down there.

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We got a couple, I got a, Ifound the star wars one, so I
got a vader out of one of them,um, but I didn't have a lot of
cash change on me that it wantedto change at that point.
So we we didn't get too much.
And then we took the train back.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
I only found one Star Wars gacha the entire time and
I looked at a hundred gachamachines.
I was looking at every singlebank that we walked by.
What airport did you fly out ofto go home?
I was going to say an airport.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
Bruh.
Fifth floor floor departing,they have a whole store.
It was just all gotchas.
We spent like an hour in therebecause I was like cool, I got
cash, let's get rid of it.

Speaker 1 (01:20:44):
So you I thought you guys flew out of narita, so did
you fly?

Speaker 3 (01:20:47):
out into narita out of finna.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
So we got to see buzz I I didn't have by the time I
got there and I had to walk outto my.
So first the first announcementwas like oh, you're going to be
at gate 22.
And I'm like, oh, that's righthere.
And then my phone buzzes andit's like oh, gate changed 143.
And so I had to walk.
It was literally the lastfucking gate at the airport

(01:21:14):
because I'm walking and I'mfucking walking.
And then the stores.
When you get to the point wherethe stores are closed because
nobody's fucking out there, andI'm like come on, what did I do
wrong to end up at the end ofevery single fucking airport?
I have my IC card.
Where is the train at?
Yeah, exactly.

(01:21:34):
So I didn't have time to likego through the airport and go
and do those things because Iwas just like I had to walk did
you use up your ic balance orcash?
I think I have 200 yen on it.
So we did well.
We did well.
What about cash?
No, I didn't have any cash.
I gave you guys all the cash.

Speaker 2 (01:21:56):
You gave me, like your last, 3 or 4 thousand yen.
I don't remember that much.

Speaker 1 (01:22:01):
And then you guys got the money for the hotel, so I
paid you guys back for that.
So Sorry, jack.

Speaker 3 (01:22:09):
Yeah, so we went back .
After that Shit.
That was Monday.

Speaker 2 (01:22:14):
I didn't know what we did for dinner.
I remember you texting at like5.45 and said you were on the
train back.

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Yeah, I think we just went back after that?

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
I don't I thought you said 7-Eleven dinner or
Lawson's or something becauseyou were done while we were at
the bar, I think.

Speaker 3 (01:22:31):
Yeah, and then Tuesday was when we went to Lou
would come back by then.
That was Ueno, yeah.
So then we went to Ueno Park.
It was only an hour train ride,which wasn't bad Everything's
about an hour train ride fromwhere we were, honestly, so that
was kind of cool.
It was like a big ass park.

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They had the biggest koi pondI've ever seen in my life.
Fish were everywhere we went to.
There was a little shrine inthere, so we went in there,
checked that out.

Speaker 1 (01:23:04):
At the end of the food.

Speaker 2 (01:23:04):
Took your shoes off.

Speaker 1 (01:23:05):
There was the yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
Well, I didn't step up there?

Speaker 1 (01:23:08):
Was that the one that was like at the end of, like
the food carts, like you had?

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
to go down this giant .
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:23:13):
This giant row of food carts and then you're like,
oh, the shrine.
Yeah, that's the one.
It's a really nice park.
I like that park a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
Yeah, we walked around a little bit.
One of the friends was walkinghis monkeys, bro, he had two
monkeys on a leash.
That happened.

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
It was the weirdest thing and you didn't send me any
pictures.

Speaker 3 (01:23:34):
A little one.
She's like can I pet the monkey?
And he's like nah Monkey, nolike people, Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:23:41):
He did say that.
He said it like that too.

Speaker 3 (01:23:45):
He said monkey no like.

Speaker 1 (01:23:48):
Bad date?
Yeah right, this monkey willfucking poison you.

Speaker 3 (01:23:57):
So then we went into the natural not yeah Natural
History Museum, tokyo NationalMuseum.
Yeah, so they had a bunch oflike shit they got, yeah, so
they had a bunch of like shit.
They got from china, like abunch of buddhist stuff.
They had stuff in there thatwas like 35 000 bc dude, this is
probably the oldest thing I'veever laid my eyes on.
I mean, it's just like littlelike tools or some shit, but
even the uh, all the carving andstuff of buddha and everything.
It was like pretty pretty bc,honestly.

(01:24:18):
Um, then we got up to thesamurai exhibit.
That was cool as fuck.
I don't know why the swordsdidn't have handles on them,
though my, you know what Ithought about that.

Speaker 2 (01:24:27):
My guess is that these were older ones, they dug
up and not transferred.
Whatever the case may be, it'sbecause the material just
deteriorated and only the metalsurvived.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
Yeah, that was my guess yeah, I think that's a
good answer.
Good answer, good answer.

Speaker 3 (01:24:41):
That was cool to see, like actual katanas and stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
The long sword, the katanas, the short swords, all
of it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
Yeah.
I was disappointed that the onesamurai armor they had was a
replica, though I want to seereal samurai armor.
Yeah, that sucks.

Speaker 1 (01:24:58):
It was cool looking, but I want to see the real stuff
motherfuckers at the check-inbooth at the airport were
fucking checking in swords likethey would check it and they
would just put the tag on itlike your bag, and then just put
it like in a bin that then theywould send off to the.
I'm like what the fuck?
Like put it in a box orsomething.
And they're like, nah, we'rejust gonna tape, we just tape

(01:25:19):
the handle to.
And they're like, nah, we'rejust going to tape the handle to
the scabbard and then wefucking just tag it and put it
on its way.

Speaker 2 (01:25:25):
Well, those replica ones and all that, you can do
that.
But I looked into actualkatanas and that would take
weeks to months to properly shipthere's paperwork.
You have to fill out all thestuff you have to do, Because I
was like, huh, I wonder, yeah,it'd be like Fort Rand If you
want a Hattori Hanzo sword.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
you don't fuck around and he doesn't just do one for
anybody.
You've got to have somevengeance on your mind for him
to make you a sword these days.

Speaker 3 (01:25:53):
But yeah we were at that museum until they closed.
Yeah, they kicked us out, dude,and that was just one museum.

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
And we didn't even finish it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:03):
We didn't even finish that one museum.
Because the motherfucker in themiddle has got to read every
sign.

Speaker 3 (01:26:08):
No, my oldest one was like that too.
At one point she just ditchedus and did her own thing because
she just wanted to take hertime and read everything.
She's like no bye guys, and youknow what.
Strangely enough, in Japan Ididn't feel bad about that, like
if I lost sight of the girls Iwas like meh, it felt very safe
there.
Like even when we were walkingaround like the dark alleys at

(01:26:29):
night and shit looking for food,I was like I don't feel like
I'm going to get raped oranything, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26:35):
I mean Maybe mobbed the.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
The dark alleys that reminded me when Duke was
talking about that.
I swear.
Just roaming around, there werealleys inside of alleys, inside
of alleys.
It was crazy.
It's a damn maze.
You walk down an alley and youturn left.
There's another alley, there'smore shops down here, more
restaurants down here.
Okay, let me get back to whereI came from.

(01:26:56):
Oh, I made a wrong turn.
And then another alley withmore shops and alcohol and it's
like what the hell?
After a while, especially thatsunday night when I was in
shinjuku, I was like let me justpull out my mat because I don't
know where the hell I'm going.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
I made a wrong turn in one alley now.

Speaker 2 (01:27:13):
Okay, now I'm back to the touristy section I'm good.

Speaker 1 (01:27:15):
Oh, and the cigar bar .
The cigar bar was also reallynice.

Speaker 2 (01:27:18):
Oh, oh yeah that was their second night.
That was the first stop beforethe cafe that he knew, the bar
that he knew.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Yeah, sorry, please go on, jack.
So you spent the day at Uenoand the natural museum, the
National Museum of Japan.

Speaker 3 (01:27:33):
And then shit.
What did we do After that, lou?

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
That would take you up to Wednesday.

Speaker 2 (01:27:40):
No, no, no, I'm trying to finish.
What did we do after TokyoMuseum?

Speaker 3 (01:27:44):
Oh, that's where we went to the anime district.

Speaker 2 (01:27:47):
Oh, akihabara.
Yes, that's right, we went fromTokyo Museum to Akihabara.
Yes, that was kind of cool.

Speaker 3 (01:27:55):
And there was a donkey there that we went to.
Yes, we went to our first DonQuixote there.
It was pretty cool.
That song is catchy as hell.
It's a tourist trap, though.
I mean they sell junk.
Honestly, it's a glorifieddollar store people.
Yeah, I'm not saying don't gothere.

(01:28:17):
If you go to Japan, go for sure.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:19):
Go to Shibuya, go to the mega Don Quixote 100%.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
You guys didn't take me to the Don.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
Quixote, you left, didn't you go to Shibuya?

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
I didn't go to a Don Quixote though.
Oh man, they have the biggestone in all of Tokyo, though it's
the Mega one bro on you.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
He took you to Subonia and didn't take you to
Mega Donkey.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
He took me to the oil shop.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
That he did.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
You got an oil change instead, I got a 42-point
inspection and none of those 42points were my feet, which is
what I really wanted.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
And a 43-point inspection man.
But no, I mean it's cool, it'sexcessive.
I think a lot of stuff in Tokyoprobably Japan in general Is
excessive Because they like thebig showy kind of.
But they do have an adultsection.
Lou and I went in there.

(01:29:12):
I don't think we were oldenough to be in there.

Speaker 2 (01:29:15):
Correct I'm almost 50 and I don't think I was old
enough to see the stuff they hadthey had these statues.

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
These girls were covered in cum.
I'm like why would you do thestatue of that?

Speaker 2 (01:29:28):
but yeah, so many.
What is it replica body partsthat you could use?
I had never seen that many inone spot, and I lived in vegas
for 15 years, so but weirdlythere were no like, uh like,
hentai films or anything.

Speaker 3 (01:29:42):
There were no videos.
It was weird that is a goodpoint.

Speaker 2 (01:29:44):
Not much on the videos.
It was just stuff like likeoils.
Yeah, I was expecting a wholesection of just adult anime and
I was like I might have boughtsomething that they did, but I
didn't see nothing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:56):
Yeah, you're like how am I gonna fit this uh, this
anatomically correct pair of assand vagina, in my baggage,
right?
I was not expecting to want tobuy this yep um yes this cake
wanders.

Speaker 3 (01:30:12):
I think there's another sanrio store down there
that we went to.
Oh yeah, oh, it was that thatday.

Speaker 2 (01:30:17):
pretty sure it was, I think you're right.
I think it was that night,because I was like, oh, there's
the there, the Sanrio Market,whatever it was called.
Yeah, yeah, that's right,because they were going to close
like 30 minutes later.
Yeah yeah, it was that littledinky store.

Speaker 3 (01:30:29):
I just waited outside , because that's where wife
found her nice bag.
Yes, yeah, she got her littleHello Kitty side purse for a
co-worker who's really into san,into karami.
They had a ueno specifickeychain that you can only get
at that store, so I grabbed itfor her.
Um shit, I think that wasanother washington's dinner

(01:30:50):
night, or was that the night wewent to the sit-down place with
where we had to order from thetable?

Speaker 2 (01:30:55):
I feel that, no, that was the next night.

Speaker 3 (01:30:57):
Yeah, that was shibuya I thought yeah, no, that
was the next night.
Yeah, that was Shibuya.
I thought.

Speaker 2 (01:31:02):
Yeah, I think that was just another.
Where was?

Speaker 3 (01:31:03):
that KFC.

Speaker 1 (01:31:04):
The buffet.
Yeah, no, you had KFC when Iwas there.
So that wasn't.
Yeah, we had KFC when he wasstill there Monday night, I
think, maybe.

Speaker 2 (01:31:12):
Yeah, no, yeah, I think that was another.

Speaker 1 (01:31:16):
Watson's Day.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
Was Sunday.
Was that Sunday night when youhad KFC?
That might have been Tuesdayafter that, I don't know.
You were there.
You're right, you were there,wasn't he?

Speaker 3 (01:31:25):
Yeah, because I remember you guys talking about
it Saturday.

Speaker 1 (01:31:29):
I think it was Saturday Because you left Sunday
, Because I remember Wifey beingdisappointed in the KFC.
If I remember correctly, likeit wasn't, did not live up to
expectations.

Speaker 2 (01:31:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
It was.

Speaker 2 (01:31:41):
Saturday.
You correctly, like it wasn't,did not live up to expectations.
Yeah, it was saturday, you'reright.
Yeah, because we left kind ofearly from the con.

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
Um.

Speaker 2 (01:31:45):
So yeah, I think it was just a little lawson's
dinner that night yeah, becauseI think, because you guys hadn't
been there yet, I'm like trust,just come with me, you gotta
check out this lawson's uhlawson and you guys went after
or something yeah, yeah, it'skind of the bomb, wasn't it?

Speaker 1 (01:32:02):
come on, it was, yeah , way better than seven, way
better than seven.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
I'm like I could have a tuna mayo on a giri right now
and it's not available.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
That's a max, and it's a macaroni salad.
Oh, that macaroni salad was sogood.

Speaker 2 (01:32:17):
Anything with the mayo, I was all over.

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
Yeah, so then Wednesday was Shibuya.
It was a little rainy that dayso it kind of sucked a little
bit.
Yeah, that misty Did some goodshopping though Went to Ikea,
got some meatballs.

Speaker 2 (01:32:33):
And your bag.

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
I've got my exclusive purple and grey bag and some
Exclusive Ziploc bags.
They had exclusive Shibuya Iexclusive Ziploc bags.
They had exclusive Shibuya IkeaZiploc bags, which was weird.

Speaker 2 (01:32:45):
Sure did.
Then we found we were on ourway to one place, ended up
finding the Disney store onaccident, and that was when.
Jack goes oh, I didn't do muchshopping after celebration.
I'm like did you forget aboutShibuya?
It wasn't me.
Did you forget about Donkey?

Speaker 3 (01:33:04):
That is fair.
It was not you, it was not me.
Yeah, no, they didn't have anyStar Wars stuff, so I wasn't
tripping on it too much.

Speaker 1 (01:33:12):
Oh, the night we went to Skytree we were walking,
there was a giant mall attachedto it.
There was a place called 212kitchen stuff, I think is what
the name of it was.
They had a whole star warssection that was all exclusives.
I picked up a bunch of keychains and magnets and stuff.
Oh, that's cool actually, kindof they're actually kind of high
quality stuff.
I was, I got a little reusablebag that has an x-wing on it and

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stuff.
They had a bunch of aprons andlike little dishes and um and
stuff like that.
I should have picked up uh,some uh chopstick holders for
you guys, because I know you'reall about that life now.
Um, but I do have a friend.
I do have a friend who stilllives there, so if we want
anything I can message her andbe like, hey, can you pick that
up?

Speaker 2 (01:33:55):
uh, so please, yeah, there was a whole, lot of lot of
well, a whole, not a lot ofstar wars there at disney store,
disney itself.
It was just like we, I think weran into like like four cups or
something.
It was not, it was weird, itwas yeah like coffee cups or
something.

Speaker 3 (01:34:14):
Yeah, yeah um, but yeah, shippuya is just a huge
shopping district.
So yeah, disney Store, ikea,the Mega Donkey Odie Cool,
people call it Donkey, so if youhear her say Donkey, that's
what it is.
Cat Cafe Yep.
So the girls wanted to do a CatCafe, so we spent about half an
hour up there.
It was kind of cool.

(01:34:36):
You could put 100 yen in agumball machine and you get some
treats to feed them.
Those cats are all super chilltoo, like you could go pet them.
They didn't want you pickingthem up and squeezing them and
rubbing them, naming them George, but they had fun.
It was a quick half hour though, so I guess that was fun.
And then we met Lou over at theNintendo store, which was crazy

(01:34:57):
.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
The Pokemon store is even crazier.
The line was crazy, even if Iwanted something.
I don't know that I wanted tostand in that line to get
something.

Speaker 3 (01:35:10):
Yeah, no, big one was like, hey, they have this
plushie, I'm like we can getonline just like.
Oh no, I just looked it up onmy phone, it's not on there.
I'm like I I'm not waiting onthat line.
This store sucks and it was hotand humid in that store
specifically.

Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
Oh, the Pokemon store .
Right yeah, the Nintendo storewas fine, pokemon store was hot
humid and a line that wasprobably an hour and a half long
, yeah, f that noise the Mew atthe entrance was pretty badass.

Speaker 3 (01:35:35):
He was in a big old test tube with his arms crossed.
It was pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:35:39):
And then there was the Capcom store across from
those two, which was justalright.

Speaker 3 (01:35:43):
And then it popped up in Minecraft store, yep, and I
think that's when we went to goeat.

Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
Yeah, that's when we went to this buffet place where
there's like a list of 60, 80items, whatever it was, we just
order and they just bring it tothe table.

Speaker 3 (01:36:01):
Once we figured it out, it was good At first.
It was confusing as hellbecause nobody spoke American.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
A guy came over to our table and explained it to us
.

Speaker 3 (01:36:10):
Our waitress didn't help us out for shit.
She's like what'd you order?

Speaker 2 (01:36:12):
Nothing.
She was like not wanting usthere at all.
You have a reservation no, no,we no that reminds me, though, a
little bit, because, like everyrestaurant we've passed,
there's always somebody out atthe door trying to get you to,
because obviously they'reyelling whatever they're yelling
.
In Japanese that we didn'tunderstand, but I'm guessing

(01:36:34):
they were just saying come on into eat, or whatever.
But almost every place that Iremember walking by there was
always somebody yelling out thedoor to come eat there.
But we were just looking forsomeplace to eat.
Whatever we could find, wecould find.
And then we saw that list ofall this different type of food.
It was like oh, variety, andhow much.
Like 20 bucks a person.
Done, done.

Speaker 3 (01:36:56):
It was pretty good.
I mean, it wasn't sushi oranything super great.
We were looking for authenticJapanese.
It was good.
We ate good.
The noodles were good, thechicken was good.

Speaker 1 (01:37:07):
Desserts were good.
So it was kind of abukkakebeppo, where you'd order
something and they would bringout a big bowl of it that you
would share.

Speaker 2 (01:37:13):
Yeah, sort of, because some of it was between
two and four pieces of something, so you'd have to get multiple
orders or something if youwanted, but you could because it
was all covered right yes yeah,yeah, it's all.
So if we wanted, you know oh,this only comes into pieces well
, we want eight pieces, so we'lljust get four orders of it, and
that's how you ordered it too.
You put that, whatever thateach item had a number, so you

(01:37:34):
wrote the item number down, thendash how many orders of that
you wanted.
So it pretty straightforward.
Once we got the hang of itafter that first 10 minutes, it
was pretty easy.
Then it was a matter of justget what you like at that point.

Speaker 3 (01:37:46):
It was good, though I liked it.

Speaker 2 (01:37:51):
I mean now that I get it.
It was a restaurant.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
And we're on Wednesday now, right?

Speaker 3 (01:37:56):
Yeah, that was Wednesday.
Was it Wednesday?
Was that your transfer?

Speaker 1 (01:38:01):
boy, uh, was that your transfer day going to
disney?

Speaker 3 (01:38:05):
moving from the hotel no, no, no, we still got to
stay there wednesday night no wedidn't have to go to disney
that night

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
that was friends, because tuesday we look, because
we luggage forward that morning, or something like that, yeah,
that well, that must have beenthat afternoon, because your
luggage was still in the roomwhen I left, so it must have
been Tuesday night, wednesdaymorning, when you did it.

Speaker 2 (01:38:22):
That's what we're talking about the Shibuya was
Wednesday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So Wednesday morning we didluggage floating, did Shibuya
and then went to go to theDisney Hotel.
Yeah, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:38:33):
Which was a super nice hotel.
It was big, it was, it was bigit was, it was a good shower,
water pressure, big, biggerbathrooms, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (01:38:42):
The bath, the toilet, was separate from the sink area
was just separate from thecloset shower tub area, so they
had a water closet yes nice and,honestly, I don't remember
seeing one of those, since I wasin japan 40 years ago, so that
was kind of cool yeah, that wasa super nice hotel, and then our
luggage got there we'll have toget to that next.

(01:39:03):
It's already an hour 40 in.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
Yeah, it is so so disney and celebration will be
next week and yeah, or one ofthe other yeah we'll see.
We'll see how celebration sixmonths from now.
We're gonna be like, okay, sonext week's gonna be celebration
no, next week is celebrationbecause may 4th weekend but,
also back into this stuff.
Yeah, also pseudo disney,because we need lou's experience

(01:39:27):
in japan yes, yeah yeah, we'llget after next we will.

Speaker 3 (01:39:31):
We'll do that, like the may, the may 11th week yeah,
we'll get into his uh worldfair and all that and my cx.

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
I had sunday night uh killing time in shinjuku, so
we'll get.
We'll get to all that uh in acouple weeks, unless we finish.
I don't think we're going tofinish celebration in one
episode, so we might we might,we, might, we'll see again I was
anticipating longer the long Imean.

Speaker 1 (01:39:55):
Again, you guys were there for really two days out of
three, like yeah, really,that's you know like really two
days out of three.

Speaker 2 (01:40:00):
Yeah, that's fair.
Two days were involved.
That last day was justlast-minute pickup stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:40:06):
Which you probably could have done on Saturday had
you pushed it.
But whatever, Probably.
But we'll talk about that nextweek.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:40:16):
When Lou is at home dealing with his second bout of
jet lag oh man, oh me, I don'tknow.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
I'll have four days to recover.
Uh, when I get I leave, I leaveback tomorrow, should be okay.
I mean, we'll see.
We'll see how tonight goes, ifI get get to sleep.
Uh, get up, head to the airport.
Um, yeah, work on tuesday, Iwill tell you.
Getting to sleep, get up, headto the airport.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
Yeah, work on Tuesday .
I will tell you.
Getting to sleep isn't bad.
It's the waking up Like lastnight.
I went to bed at midnight, wasfeeling tired, was like good,
I'll sleep until my alarm goesoff at 9.
Woke up, was like, ah, allright, well, I'm awake.
Look 530.
Motherfucker, yeah.
Was like.

(01:41:01):
Ah, all right, well, I'm awake,look 5, 30 motherfucker.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Oh, there was yeah dude, this morning I woke up.
Well, I woke up at 4 yeah, 4,15 wide awake, you're like, uh,
yeah, I was up until about 6, 30, I think.
Yeah, yeah, but yeah so.
But when I woke up again atlike I don't know, a couple
times 10, 10, 11, whatever I wasstill tired.
I would always sleep anotherfour hours and still be tired,

(01:41:24):
wake up just because I had topee, which I don't understand
how I didn't drink anything.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
Old man bladder.

Speaker 1 (01:41:31):
For real.
All right, boys, haveyourselves a good week.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
Lou good luck getting home.

Speaker 1 (01:41:37):
Glad you guys made it home.
Okay, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:41:42):
Yeah, folks, we'll finish and get you the rest of
our journey over the next coupleof weeks.

Speaker 3 (01:41:46):
Yep Stay tuned to be continued Next week, same bat
time, same bat channel.

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