(06/28) GaS Hour 4 - #Entertainment

Gray and Shannon talk # Entertainment with Jason Nathanson, #WhatsHappening and What we learned this week.

Episode Transcript

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This is Gary and Shannon and you'relistening to KFI AM six forty, the
Gary and Shannon Show on demand onthe iHeartRadio app. That was fun.
I like hearing from people about whattheir thoughts are because too often we read
what the news media wants us toread, or stupid news meetia, the
things that they regurgitate in terms ofwhat people are thinking. And I think

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it's nice every once in a whileto take the pulse of our friends.
Yeah. I mean, we're notthe suckers and the losers. You're the
suckers and the losers. I think. Well, I had my handicapped down
to a six when I was vicepresident. Well that you're the sucker,
You're the loser. Yeah, youyou you. Jason Nathan's is going to
join us in a few minutes.We'll talk about what's going on in entertainment.

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We'll talk to him about the Bear, about the new Kevin Costner movie
that's coming out. Kevin Costner gota little prickly with Gail King talking about
the new movie. Well is thisone he poured a bunch of his own
money into that led to his divorce, Well led to his divorce. It's
also arguably the reason that he leftYellowstone or was asked not to come back.
However, that pans out. Imean, as a fan of Yellowstone,

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does that make you very sad?Well, he's I don't know.
I mean, there's a there's aworld where he was all you haven't seen
it. He was almost killed Ithink at the end of season two anyway,
So it wouldn't be out of therealm of possibility to suggest that he
dies off. I mean, butI don't His character was the reason why

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the family. I mean, hebeing the patriarch of this great family.
I don't know. Any I don'tknow. I haven't made up my mind
yet. Joe Biden, I feellike Joe Biden all of a sudden,
What else is going on? Timefour? What's happening? The Supreme Court

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expected to rule on former President Trump'simmunity case now on Monday. They released
a handful of decisions today. ChiefJustice John Roberts announced that Monday would be
the last decision day of the term. Trump's lawyers, of course, have
argued Trump is a me from prosecutionfor his alleged crimes committed while in office.
This case was centered around the federalcharges accusing him of trying to overturn

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the results of the election. Theydid release a decision today about January sixth,
but it was specifically that the chargeof obstructing an official proceeding. Some
of the people are charged in Januarysixth were charged with obstruction, that charge
must include proof that those people triedto tamper with or destroy documents specifically,

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and only a few of them actuallyhad, so some of those obstruction charges
will be dropped. The other onewas there's a way for West Coast cities
specifically can enforce bans on people sleepingoutdoors in a way for places like grants

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pass organ since that's where this casecame from, can fight against homelessness,
among others. A jury in USDistrict Court has ordered the NFL to pay
more than four points seven billion dollarsin damages, to which the NFL says,
oh, okay, pocket change.Let me just reach into my right
pocket here, somebody go bring memy couch. Push it, yeah,
exactly. The ruled that the leagueviolated anti trust laws when it distributed out

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of market games on a premium subscriptionservice. Quick update to a story that
we did yesterday, and that isthat Metro has okayed by a unanimous vote
to come up with a transit policedepartment Patrol. Metro writers have obviously been

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growing I love the way that DaylyTimes puts it. Writers have grown weary
of crime. At least those whohave survived the attacks could have grown weary.
Its The LA Lakers are pairing lebronup with his kid Brownie. It's
not going over well in Laker Nation. They selected Bronnie fifty fifth overall in

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the NBA Draft yesterday, following oneseason at us See. They now have
the chance to become the first fatherson duo to play in the NBA together
at the same time. Again,he's the second rounder. This is not
a given that he will play,As Jacob mentioned earlier, he'll play summer
league and maybe be asked, asFred pointed out, because of nepotism to

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stay on. I hadn't seen thisentire list of fathers and sons taken to
the NBA Draft. It is massive, really, but I mean some but
they have a bunch of the namesyou've never heard of. But obviously like
Doc Rivers and Austin Rivers. Youhave yeah, Kobe Bryant, Joe Bryant
Jellybean. Some of those are prettyobvious. The other son fathers and sons

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that had played on the field togetheror on the court together. Ted and
Charlie Nesser of the old Columbus Panhandlesback in nineteen twenty one when they took
on the Akron World's Champions. Howabout how about that for a team name
World's Champions Gordy and Mark Howe andwith Marty as well for the Hartford Whalers

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in seventy nine and eighty obviously KenGriffy Junior and Senior for the Mariners.
Did you like my Ken Griffy Juniorand senior shout out? I love the
reference. I loved it. Okay, that part the work. Ken Griffy
Senior playing left field, calls forthe easy pop fly and Junior comes in
like a white gas kid, swipesit, swipes it, and then what

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happened was is they're jogging back intothe dugout. He spanked him. He
grounded him, No, seriously,he was like twenty years old at the
time, and he said, you'regrounded for that because if you had missed
that, it would a ricochet andhit me right in the face. Tim
Rains Junior and Senior played for theOrioles as well. Speaking of tonight,

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the Dodgers are in San Francisco totake on the Giants. First pitch seven
fifteen. Listen to every play ofthe Dodgers game. AM five seventy LA
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the way to see a game.Dodgers Giants rivalry San Francisco in the summer

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is in a warm boom, thewarmest. I guess you could say your
Jeopardy question, how dare they?Well, that's the wrong button. Staring
at the movies for twelve hundred,I can I get a cool Harrison my
button button bar, I think youshould get her out of your buttons transforming

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into transforming into a creepy new persona. Arthur Fleck dances down a tall set
of outdoor stairs in this twenty nineteenfilm What is a Joker? Yes,
Joker, Joker, Joker. JasonNathanson is going to dish us all of

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the real entertainment we can take inand rinse out our mouths after No,
Okay, you know what I mean. I mean, I think I know
where you were going with that mouth. I guess I meant like a capellate
cleanser, perfect entertainment report slash palettecleansel. You're listening to Gary and Shannon
on demand from KFI AM six forty. Oh. I think it's called Megan,

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one of your favorites. You usedto listen to songs this morning.
Yeah, you used to blast thatstuff in the office. Well, it
really speaks to me. I meanthere's a lot of shared a lot of
shared history between Megan and I.So we will get to our nine news
nuggets you need to know late inthe late in the show, of course,
ending the week on a high note, we hope. But at this

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time on Fridays, we like tocheck in with our friend Jason Nathanson over
the hill in Hollywood. The followingprogram is for entertainment purposes, own life.
Welcome to night's entertainment. I haveto entertain. Is this entertainment?
I have to entertain? I wantto bring good quality entertainment here. I
am not entertainment? Are you not? At the time? You entertainment toft

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and like all Bachelor parties, therewere entertainment. The guy who knows it
all, sees it all and canappreciate most of it. ABC's Jason Nathanson
Jana Most is very generous. Imean, I want to I think you're

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you're still optimistic about life even ifyou don't like it. I don't think
so. I don't think he is. It's been fourteen years doing this job,
and oh, it's so hard.It's so hard to work in the
minds. Not that not that it'shard. I'm just saying there's a lot
of stuff that I've watched for Idon't know that I've liked most of it,
and hundreds of post but you giveup like you didn't even make it

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through all the episodes of Emily inParis. I've watched every single episode of
m Oh you have, every singleand that's probably the one that broke me.
I know, to be honest,and that's why I used it as
an example. Yeah, that's theone that that killed What was your favorite
episode? Was it the time thatshe was in Paris and she had that
cute outfit on or was that othertime or at the time where she made

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the Instagram video or the TikTok orshe had an idea and it kind of
went crazy. They're also good.I love that show. Snarky Jason,
that's my favorite. I absolutely lovedA Quiet Place the first two movies.
This is the new one called AQuiet Place Day One prequel? Is that

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right? Correct? This is aprequel. So if you've seen the first
two, you know that they livein a world where aliens kill them if
they make noise. But how didwe get to this world? How did
that exactly happen? Well? QuietPlace Day One kind of gets to that.
It really still doesn't explain where thesealiens came from, why they came
here, exactly what's going on.It sounds like it's a very quiet movie.

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How do they talk if they can'tmake noise? That's the whole thing
about the first one. That waswhat made it so impressive was that they
were able to do that with verylittle dialogue, but still keep up the
suspense and the humor and all thatkind of stuff. And here they continue
to do that, which is whatreally amazes me that they are still able
to because going into this one,I was kind of like, Eh,

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maybe I'm kind of over these movies. They do a good job with them.
But do I really need to seea third one now where people are
running around and trying to be quiet. But they have a new cast here
this time around. Lupita Niango headsthat and she is great. She's great
in just about everything she does.And they really, once again, it's
very impressive what they're able to dowith so little dialogue. It is suspenseful,

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it is scary, it's enjoyable towatch as kind of a summer popcorn
movie. And it's also still veryfunny, which I appreciate. They bring
the humor because nothing breaks up thosetense moments more than a little humor.
And there's also a cat. There'sa very there's a very good cat in
there. If the cats, well, that's the question I was asking the

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whole time, really is why wouldyou have it? I would be so
nervous that the cat because the catdoesn't know the rule. Right. The
humans pretty quickly realized, Okay,we got to be quiet, and a
cat will f you up for noreason at all. Oh yeah, they
play They play with that a lot. It's like pet cemetery, but with
a like pet cemetery. No howmany this is an eight point one.

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Wow, because it's it's exactly whatyou expect it's going to be if you've
seen the first two. It's exactlywhat you want it to be if you
want one of these kinds of movies. And again I continue to be impressed
by how they can do do thiswith such a tough premise. Hey,
what pushed it to point one?Like? What got you from eight point

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zero to eight point one? Well, I mean eight point one is a
pretty basic score, right, Soif you're doing most like if you're doing
a regular review on things like aseven or a six or a nine,
there's no nuance there, right,But in eight point one you go,

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hmmm, what is that point oneexactly? And the I think is the
point one? I think the cataccounts for more than point one. Maybe
maybe maybe the cat got it froma seven point three to it, That's
what I think. Yeah, yeah, point all right? Does Kevin Costner
have a cat in Horizon and AmericaSaga Chapter one? There are no cats
in Horizon? Wait, hold on, let me think, let me think,

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No, no cats, lots oflots of horses, as one would
expect from a Western epic. Thisone, this one's tough I really kind
of struggled with how to review thisand how to watch it because a few
things you need to know going intoit right which you may or may not
know already. One, this ischapter one Horizon in American Saga. Chapter

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one. Chapter two is going tobe out in August, so that's already
in the books. There's going tobe chapter two. There are supposed to
be two other parts of this,so it's the four total parts, and
this one is three hours long.Is this the movie or the franchise or
what have you that led to hisdivorce? So that's that's the other thing.
Ken's Space Wars. That's the otherthing that and very perceptive there,

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Shannon, is that I was thinkingabout as I'm watching this. Not only
did while he was making this andconceiving it and coming up with all this,
did he get divorced, but healso left the most popular show on
television in Yellowstone, so he sacrificeda whole So it would be like me
leaving this show to go pour allmy money into Space Wars correct got it,

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and get a divorce at the sametime. And I'm not saying that
this movie led to the divorce.I don't know. I don't know his
personal situation, just saying that whilehe's focusing seemingly all his energy on this
huge thing, you know, atthis point in his life he did get
divorced and he lost Yellowstone, Sogoing into that, then you got to

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be like, this is going tobe This has to be the greatest thing
he's ever done, right, ifhe sacrificed so much, this has to
be amazing. And unfortunately it's notamazing. It's kind of a standard West.
It's a little cheesy in some placesas well. But the thing that's
keeping me from really and I'm notgiving it a number because I feel it's

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not fair because it is four partsand we haven't seen the whole thing yet.
So maybe I think you got togive it a number, Jane app
Maybe by the time I finished thisand Emily in Paris will have a better
picture of the whole and you canreally quantify it. But I don't necessarily
think it's fair right now as itstands. Horizon an American Saga, Part

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one is probably somewhere in the sixes. It sounds slow and boring. It's
kind of slow. There's a lotof extra stuff. There's some weird stuff
that feels kind of lifetime ish,like these weird kind of like the music
that's the score comes in, andthere's there's kind of like a caper between
two guys stealing a bed. There'ssome weird stuff that just doesn't need to

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be in there, but there's somegood stuff as well. And seeing it
on the big screen, you know, the cinematography is great. That's the
other thing though, is this hasto be better than Yellowstone, I think
for his fans to appreciate it.And you kind of go like, well,
why didn't he just make a show, a twelve episode show rather than
three four three hour movies. Yeah, Jason, I just want to inform

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you because I know that you've watchedThe Bear season three, not the whole
thing, not the whole thing,but but you'll get this. Shannon saw
the first episode and stopped, sobut I thought she was going to watch
more. I was going to continue, but I went to sleep ye the
first episode or season three, Okay, so I loved that episode. By
the way. When I got towork Thursday morning, I handed her a

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list of non negotiables and she didn'tget it, Like she had no idea
where it came from because she didn'teven see episode two. She just thought
I was writing out manifestos for whatthe show was going to sound like from
this point for yeah, and Iwas. I was totally I did not
judge. So Monday, I'm gonnatry it again. Okay, I'm gonna
hand out the list of non negotiablesand she's gonna go throw her head back

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and she's going to love. Yeah. Someday, I'm going to try and
catch up. The thing with Shannon, though, is that she's going to
try to negotiate the non negotiables.It's true, just like cousin Richie exactly.
Na's not just going to accept alist of non negratles. Great stuff.
Have a great weekend, you too. Tiston Nathanson, ABC News entertainment

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correspondent over the Hill. I didnot you know what, I did not
understand that episode. Yeah, Ionly watched the first. Also, my
husband said, you want to watchthe second. I know that it was
different. I just I was ina different gear going into that episode.
I was still in that frenetic yearfrom last season. Ye had turned the
treadmill all the way up to likeseven point nine, and you were ready

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to jump on it into your almostfull sprint. Yes, and it was
not that. And why do wehave to keep going back to all the
flashbacks? I mean, well theydid. There were some stuff in that
first episode that they have. Youjust did like it because of all the
meat. That's true too, Yeah, I didn't Yeah for the meats,
cutting of meat for too many veggies, right, I gotcha? All right,

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what you learned this week and ournine news nugget you need to note
you're listening to Gary and Shannon ondemand from KFI AM six forty. There
was a lot that went on today, and of course John's going to have
a whole lot John and Conway andMo going to have a whole lot more
on the debate last night and what'sgoing on in the Democratic Party in terms

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of what do they do, ifanything, about moving things around. Shuffling
up the top of that ticket soyou can keep it here forever. It
is time to find out what welearned from the Gary and Shannon Show.
On Instagram, Cissyfician Stephen says greatname by the way, Sissipician Stephen says

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that sneezing can be incredibly dangerous.Angry Runner Girl says what kind of car
to drive if I ever need tostart a card chase? Remember the audi?
Oh yeah, the medium sized whitesuv. That's what you're looking for.
Yes, Deb says, a sneezecan kill you. Sneezing with the

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intestines. Sneezing was a pretty commontheme I think amongst those people who learned
anything this week. Hey, Josh, up to hatch a peek, Josh,
uh, you know what I learnedthis week? I have been sneezing
very very carefully all week. Prey, something's gonna fly out of me.
Yeah, you have no idea.I know. Somebody works in a hospital

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said, that's a very very realthing that your guts can come out if
you sneeze at the wrong time.Yeah. For what I learned this week,
I learned that Gary has a lazyeye. To say that again,
I never knew that, And I'veseen him a couple of times and I
didn't notice it. But now thenext time I see him, I will
be looking for that lazy eye,his left one. The left one's correct,

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That's what I learned. Gary hasa lazy eye. The left one
is the one that works. Iwear a contact in my right eye,
so it does look like it's lazy. Wow, contacts are powerful. It's
amazing when you don't have that inOh yeah, this guy's over here,
I look like Marty Feldman. Imean, God made you exactly as he

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intended all Wait, so he meantto give me a lazy eye. Well,
sometimes God hands us struggles so thatwe become stronger. You don't want
to make him too perfect. OnMonday, we learned about seizing from Gary.
On Tuesday we learned about Shannon notwanting to hear about sneezing from Gary.
On Wednesday, we learned about lazyeyes and bug bites and that all

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white cars can't be chased by helicopters. And on Thursday we had hot beaver
news along with pe hot beaver news. We're not saying that anymore, right,
but I learned on the Gary andShannon Show this week with Shannon,
you left the cat out of thebag. You went to a great concert
last night you've been looking forward toand you just admitted you spent a lot

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of time looking at your phone.You know you must a great time.
I am terrible. I'm a terribletime all the time. You must be
a great nobody wants to hang outwith me, Hi, Garyan Shannon.
What I have learned this week isI hope that nothing else major happened in
twenty sixteen, because boy does themusic stink. Reikes have a nice weekend.

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Okay, poor Brandon was an attackon he wrote all the music from
twenty sixteen. We love you,Brandon, Yeah, well we like you.
Let's not push That's Friday. Thisweek on the Garyan Channon Show,
I learned that you all care aboutpeople sobriety, and that is awesome.
I also know that you care aboutpeople not overhydrating with the hyperneutremia and don't

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drink too much water either way.Last night was an S show and we
all know America lost. At leastBiden didn't turn into a roomba and I
didn't see gavenusom. I'm good didn'troom rumba goes way too fast. Oh
a room, but like when hebumps into walls and stuff. Yeah,
I call my I've named my roombut Helen after Helen Keller because it runs

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into the walls a lot. Isthat bad? Yeah? I feel like
though the Statute of Limitations on HelenKeller's jokes have kind of passed, right,
I think it's fair game. Now. When did Helen Keller pass away
a long, long time ago?Nineteen sixty eight? Oh, never mind,

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I don't think the statute of limitations. You thought it was longer than
that. I thought it was likenineteen twelve. I was going to say
early seventies. Really, yeah,I had no idea. She was basically
of our time. She was eightyseven years old, she lived to be
eighty seven. Incredible, all right, And she's got a signature. Well
she's blind, she's not. No, that's why I'm saying she has a

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signature. Well, of course,you know she taught how she was taught
how to write. Of course shewas. She was very accomplished. She
was an author, she was adisability rights advocate, of political activist,
a lecturer. It's weird how nowyou've come to her defense when just a
minute ago you were telling me thatyou named an appliance after her. Minor

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appliance at that. All right,it's time for our nine News now that
you need to know. These arethe stories that kind of fell through the
cracks because Abby, we had somuch going on week A shout out to
Anne Sullivan. Am I right?Her teacher? Yeah? I got it?
Is there? Are you gonna namelike the refrigerator after Anne or something
like that. Anne Sullivan was abeautiful woman. She died in nineteen thirty

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six. Helen Keller lived fifty yearspast her teacher. Incredible, Well,
Anne Sullivan was older. That's true, That's obviously true. Here's our honorable
Mention. Honorable Mention just been anhonor serving with you, great and honorable

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Moses. So today we're holding auditionsto become the newest member of honorable Mention.
See. The gaming world is soforeign to me, but I know
it's very intense. But the HelenKeller world is right there, something I
can get behind. Yes, you'veseen the movie, right, A Miracle
Worker? Is that what it's called? Miracle Worker? I have never seen

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that movie. It's a good movie. Yeah, it's called The Miracle Worker
with Anne Bancroft and Patty Duke.The online gaming world is a strange place,
that's what you were saying. Yes. Edward Kang is twenty years old
and has now been charged with atempted second degree murder in arm burglary with
a mask which you cannot wear inFlorida anymore because he flew from New Jersey

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to Florida to attack a real person, an in person with a hammer.
Can you fly with a hammer?Yes, I've never tried, but I
yes, I think so. You'reasking like, how did he get it?
On the I think it's all thatyou can fly with a hammer,

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but not four ounces of shampoo.Well, a hammer is also not that
hard to come. He bought oneat a local hardware store. Turns out,
okay, you could probably get itat Vaughn's about thirty five miles north
of Jacksonville. That's a scary placeto be. They'd been playing. They
met while playing a video game,but they didn't say what the egregiate of

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the egregious nature. They were playingarch age medieval Fantasy massively multiplayer multiplayer online
role playing game. There's actually anupdated movie, The Miracle Worker in two
thousand they redid it, and thatwas a Disney product. With whom Who's

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that's a good question. Let's seehere starring people we don't know. There's
number nine, number nine. Idid ninth place of a cock to dirty
nine name too, and I speaknine languages. Night. Basically everybody at
table. Then I'll feel ready togo in on the nine and niner?
Did I catch ack niner in therewhere you're calling from Milwaukie talkie. There's

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different ways to prompt people to giveblood. It's not just the cookies and
the juice that they give you andall the snacks and all of that,
but sometimes they'll throw in like agift card or something like that shirt T
shirt. In this case, itwas weed Bleed for Weed, Rock River
Valley Blood Center in Rockford, Illinoisand Life Cannabis Dispensary of teamed up to

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launch the Bleed for Weed mobile blooddrive. I don't know. Somebody can
correct me, and I'm sure theywill happily. If you give blood,
you're not supposed to turn around andcrack open a beer because your blood volume
is lower. Does that mean you'renot supposed to smoke weed or or you

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know you're going to dust a gummyor something like that right after. As
with alcohol, smoking weed after donatingblood will amplify the effects of your weed,
leading to a more potent high andfurther intoxication. All donors get the
choice of no health risks. Bythe way, a one eighth of flour
or one eighth flower? What's flour? A little bud? Or a hundred

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milligram incredible edible one hundred milligrams?Oh my god, a ridiculous typo.
That's too many, one hundred milligramsI'm getting I think the last time I
did those gummies that I ordered tobe delivered here to work, they were
like five yeah, And even thenyou were like, I don't like being
high. You're stumper a stick tothe diet coke. Lady Clive is bowled

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every eight second, listening to eightdifferent bosses drawn on about mission statements.
I'm high. I don't like tobe high. In Copenhagen, Denmark,
they're going to be taxing livestock farmersfor the greenhouse gases emitted by their cows,
their sheeps and their farty pigs.Is this a real big problem?

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Yeah? Really, Oh it's abig It's a big problem probably with any
mammal amazing because they eat a lotof grass and vegetables. But you you,
Deborah doesn't fart. Uh have younoticed that she keeps the door closed
to the studio. It's never farted, Thank you, Shannon. That's that's
that's correct. Look at how prettyshe is. That doesn't everything to do

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with it. That doesn't far pretty, doesn't pretty like, that doesn't fart,
Well, then you don't fart either. Oh, thank you, so,
Debra. You have a solid chairthere or does that have some vent
holes in it? It's pretty solid, Gary, No, it is not,
because it's the same one I'm sittingdown. Well, yeah, there
is a little bit of event goingon. You know what. I keep

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the door closed just because if peoplewalk by and they talk, and then
you know, when I'm doing thenews, it goes over the air and
then I get a call the newsdirector. No, it's not that.
It's so weird how the news structoris like remote all the time. Yeah,
I know, Well he doesn't evercome in on Friday. It's so
weird. But nobody comes in onFridays except us number seven with seven days

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with a government seven seven years ofcollege started Drake seven seven days. This
is hilarious. This opening line ofthis story out of Tampa, Florida from
w FLA is hilarious. Here itis a fortune teller was arrested after she
allegedly used her services to rob people. What the hell else is new?

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Oh? But I mean at thispoint, she didn't just take their money,
she robbed them with a gun.Carolla Mitchell several charges, including robbery
and kidnapping with a firearm. Shesupposedly stole twelve thousand dollars from a woman
last month. She went to thevictim's home, asked her where she could
buy Mexican food and if she couldcome inside for water after they let her.

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After she let her inside, Carolapulled out a handgun, put the
weapon against the victims back, andtold her to give her mine. This
would work on you, like ifsomebody showed up on your door and knocked
on it and you answered in yourunderwear. Per usual, you would say
hello, and they would say hello, I was wondering where in the area
I can find some good Mexican food, and you would say, oh,

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come on inside. Is that whatI would say? No? But then
if they said, oh, itwas really hot, I here, caake,
grab a glass of water, you'dbe like, of course, because
you're a good person, and that'swhat happens when you're a good person.
Two things about it. Number one, uh, probably not. And number
two, I don't say hello whenI answer the door. What do you
say nothing. I let my boxersspeak for themselves. No, I mean

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there's six more weeks of later pictureof me or Rabbi and six drunk and
longshore. Why don't we just digyou in a nursing home closer to us.
I don't have to take d drinkanother six pack. A guy in
Michigan is the first ever to havea transplant of a still beating heart into
his bobby. Wait, they're usuallynot beating. No, they got to

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start them up again. Oh,like they shock them or something, or
to tickle them. I don't know. I don't know. I'm not a
doctor. Just to play that onesong. A fifty eight year old Ken
Miller spent more than a decade battlingof heart failure and suffered a heart attack
actually ten years ago. In mymind, the heart is beating like in

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the box all the time. It'snot. And then they get it and
then they just this is what we'renot doctors. Yeah, how come the
heart's not still beating? I'm goingto need a new one, actually,
doctor, this is the way thatthey No, I'm pretty sure they're supposed
to still be beating in the box. I think number five for five I

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have five rules. We begin bombingin five minutes. Five five A favorite
lose five pounds immediately. Wow.Could you imagine giving birth to fourteen babies
and this snake was a virgin?A six foot male snake has given birth

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to fourteen babies, and this snakehad never had the sex with any snake.
This is God. This is whatGod does with the snakes. Virgin
birth for all that earth, saythe snake. I don't know if you
know this, but Mary, themother of God gave birth to Jesus and
it was a virgin birth. Yes, something like that. Yes, I

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think you have most of that.We're correct, you have about eighty five
percent of that. How does thishappen? How does a male give birth?
It's called asexual reproduction. Embryos developedwithout fertilization. God, that would
be a nightmare, wouldn't it.You just started having babies and you didn't
even have sex for it. Plantsdo it? It? Does? It
does take place in some animals,They say, I don't know that.

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I have never heard about it insnakes before. I've heard it in some
kinds of fishes. Asexual reproduction,asexual refresh You're going to look that up.
That's a that's a good idea.Why don't we start googling a go
go google asexual reproduction. Here's numberfour or minute. It's probably on his
fourth tranquilizer by now. Commandment numberfour. This is the same world you

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left four years ago. Man shakeshis fist at sky and in Florida,
he goes a step further. Seventytwo year old Dennis Winn has tried to
shoot down a Walmart delivery drone.I get it. I don't like those
things either. Number three three shallbe the number that count, and the

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number of the counting shall be threefighters dead within three hours, three security
clearance level three. All three three. I got all three of you guys
for the rest of your nating bornlive After that three days, they both
start to stink. Stop sending HelenKeller Jones. I told you stop it.

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Hey, you ever pee on yourlawn? Yeah? There is an
environmentally friendly fertilizer startup that wants yoururine. And so there's this huge festival
in the UK and they're gonna havepeople come and provide gallons of urine to
this startup that's gonna use the theurine to fertilize the grass, but specifically
the women's toilets. Yeah. Ithink there's something fishy going on there that

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seems a little bit pervy. Yeah, like I only want women's urine.
Number two. What's going on?YouTube? We got two fingers, there's
two sons and no women ringing orany of the jokes. Kid. Yes,
residents of a CONNECTICU neighborhood dealing witha situation where a manure truck rolled

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over, collided with a car,and then spilled its liquid manure all over.
Uh, there's a there's a carthere. It looks like a little
HARDI or Toyota camera or something likethat. That is just But if that
window was open when the spill tookplace, I mean you're talking back to
the future level manure inside the car, inside of the car. Number one.

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Weird, number one, number one, we're number I decided to look
out for number one. Are youthe number one roll? Number one?
Number one? Boy? This isterrible. Philosophy professor who jumped to his
death during an investigation over a sexualassault allegations apparently had a double life.

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According to an escort who entered intoa contract with this seventy seven year old
guy promising to make her daddy.Why are we ending on this? Can
we end with a Helen Keller Joe? This is depressing. This is a
suicide of an elderly man for havingsome sex with a hot girl. Not
just sex. It was pretty kinky, weird stuff. Well, she's in
a leather skin suit, your bodysuit? You really want that joke?

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Give me some jokes. Palate cleansers. Are we gonna get in trouble?
They're not considered palate cleansers. Trustme. Let's just try one. That's
what happens. Let me get toit. Just roll the dice. Explain
to me. Somebody said it wasWhitney Houston and Brandy in that, in
that Helen Keller remake, Miracle workerremake? No, you sure positive?

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Positive? Because you said we wouldn'trecognize anything we did not. That was
Cinderella against my better judgment. Areyou ready? Yes? Why wait?
Let me turn up a little bitso everybody can hear it, not just
you and I ready? Yes?Okay? Why was Helen Keller's dress yellow?

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Wait? Why was Helen Keller's dressyellow? I don't know. Because
her dog was blind too. Youdon't get the g get the joke.
The John Coe Belt Show is comingup, so see him Monday. Stay

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