November 22, 2024 • 35 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is Gary and Shannon and you're listening to kf
I A M six forty, The Gary and Shannon Show
on demand on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Can I have nice story music that's like death story,
isn't it?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, body, body, body, boody boody body booty. Is that
more along the lines of what you're looking for? No,
you're right, you were right the first. No death.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Cheeta, Hey, I gotta Who would you rather, Janet Yellen
or Janet Reno? Mm hmm okay, here's my nice story.
Sea World, San Diego, is celebrating the fortieth birthday of
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the oldest known Macaroni penguin in North America. Like my
Macaroni penguins, Macaroni penguins very closely related to the royal penguin.
It bears a distinctive yellow crest on its forehead. AnyWho
this bird forty years old. Its name is best Friend,
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and it far obviously surpass the expected lifespan of fifteen
to twenty years for a Macaroni penguin in the wild.
Best Friend is affectionately called the most precious old man
at the park.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
There at Sea World, he suffers.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
From failing eyesight, but still has great hearing. Can identify
as keepers by their voices. His favorite daily activities include
bubble blowing antics in his water tray, joyfully playing with
trickling hoses, and letting out ecstatic calls when spoken to.
And yes, he'll even curl up in your lap for
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a cozy nap when the mood strikes.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Nice. You didn't listen to any of that. I did.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I'm trying to figure out what would a penguin smell like?
What what a forty old penguin smell like?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Fish? Old fish? Hmm, Yeah, that's what I want curled
up in my lap? What else is going on? Time
for what's happening? Well, the rain that's happening is sponsored
by Heaven. The clatter damage, fire damage, burglary.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
You call public adjuster abner gap eight one eight nine
one seven five two five sex take two. Well, the
rain could be coming. There is an expectation we're going
to see some rain probably tomorrow and Sunday. La Orange
County is going to see mostly sunny skies today high
as the low seventies. You know, it's called southern California
for a reason. The rain will start tomorrow as temperatures
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drop down into the sixties. Rain expected over the weekend
in the valleys and the ie as well. You could
see close to an inch of rain actually in some
foothill community. So the first uh real storm of fall.
I guess that's come through.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
The high ranking leader of a Mexican drug cartel who
lived in the US under a fake identity after faking
his own death, has been arrested on federal charges. This
is the son of El Mencho, a son in law
of the fugitive cartel boss, Elmncho. This guy's name is
Christian Fernando gutierres Ochoa, and he was arrested on drug
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trafficking and money laundering offenses in a riverside But he.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I love a fake your own death story. I was
going to say it must be so deaf on top listen.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
You live a crazy life as a cartel leader and
then you fake your death. I mean that guy that
we saw in the Upper Midwest who faked his death
and end up in was it Huzbekistan or something.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Like Eastern Europe? Yeah, that was that was also.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
But his story started out relatively normal and then got crazy.
The Department of Justice's La Field office has filed charges
in what could be the nation's first death resulting criminal
case involving a synthetic opioid that prosecutor said could be
up to three times more powerful than fentanyl. Now, fentanyl
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is fifty times stronger than heroin, but protonituzine is three
times more powerful than fentanyl. Just yesterday, federal prosecutors announced
the sole count of sorry distribution of protonitazine resulting in
the death against a twenty one year old guy, Benjamin Collins,
resident of La County. They said that Collins knowingly and
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intentionally sold these pills to a twenty two year old
man in April of this year. The man took some
of the pills in the front seat of his car
after he bought them. He died quickly after taking his drugs,
and this twenty two year old's mother found her son
dead inside his parked car outside of her home.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Crazy scene last night when it appeared a downtown LA
high rise was on fire. A lot of people uploaded
they reported the fire to the department, but they learned
it was just part of a movie production. It was
part of a movie slash TV shoot, so they said
it's planned to be active until three am. Please share
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the word. I'm surprised you don't hear this more often.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Yes, I've installed plenty of Christmas lights in my time.
But a guy working near the intersection of Idaho Avenue
and Skyline Drive down in Escondido was electrocuted yesterday.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
He was hospitality died of his injuries. He was working.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
The homeowner of the man was working for told a
TV station down at San Diego. This accident occurred when
he threw Christmas lights over a power line.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
How do you do? How do you mistake? How high
are you for? I was going to install in those lights,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
The crews were able to access the victim via the
ladder truck and once they brought him down, he was
placed in an ambulance, transported to Palamar Hospital in critical condition,
but again did pass away.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
What's that you want more penguin news. I didn't know
we had one penguin news.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Remember the Emperor penguin we talked about I think it
was last week. This was the penguin that swam from
Antarctica to Australia. Remember he waddled ashore in Australia and
a popular tourist beach. Adult male found on Ocean beach
sand dunes in the town of Denmark, twenty two hundred
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miles away from where he lived in Antarctica. They have
now released the Emperor penguin at sea. It was twenty
days ago that he waddled ashore that tourist beach. He
was cared for by a registered wildlife caregiver named Carol.
She named him Gus, after the first Roman emperor Augustus.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'll miss Gus, she says.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It's been an incredible few weeks, something I wouldn't have missed.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Gus gained weight in her care. See what's what happens
from forty seven pounds to fifty four pounds.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Oh, a healthy mail Emperor penguin can weigh more than
one hundred pounds, so he's got some work to do.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
To slim down a little bit or to bulk up
put on weight. Am that beautiful? I have a baseball
story speaking of beautiful.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
So yesterday obviously no surprise when Aaron Judge was named
the American League MVP, sho Heyo Tani was named the
National League MVP. There is a new item for sho
Heo Tani that is going on the auction block that
could bring in all kinds of money. Remember his the
fifty to fifty baseball went for millions of dollars. Now
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they say they have his oldest known game worn jersey
from back when he was playing with the Hokkaido Nippon
ham Fighters during the twenty seventeen season.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
What's that smell like? I'm sure they've wandered it since then.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
The jersey has the Hokkaido Nippon Ham across the chest,
bold black tackle twill outlined in gold and white, his
number eleven on the back with the name Otani. They
said it's a specific Mizuno Pro style jersey. The visible
war on the fabric tells the stories of Otani's grit
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and glory during his final season in Japan before he
embarked on his journey with the Los Angeles Angels of
Anaheim and then your Los Angeles Dodgers. So if you
got it a couple million, you might want to get
a new jersey that you can wear to the games.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Coming up finally something I can talk about.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
All right, Sorry, guess fantasy for play before we get
to our games for this week. Last night on Thursday,
night football. Jameis Winston, quarterback for the Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Browns, maybe the best speaker of our time. He was
interviewed pregame by.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
I can't remember her name, and now I feel like
a complete a hole for not knowing her name.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Sideline reporter for the Kaylee but Heart Talk Hailey Hart Talk.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
There we go, interviewed before the game in a very
cold Cleveland where it eventually snowed like the Dickens.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
At the end of the game.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You have said you don't become a Brown until you
beat the Steelers.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
What will it take tonight?
Speaker 6 (09:50):
The horses prepareful about him, But we come from the Lord,
so I'm depending on the Lord.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Is that the message to the team.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
By day won't play at a time.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
That's the message.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Weather conditions tonight We're expecting wins up to fifteen miles
per hour in.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
A wintery mix. How will that impact your ability to
throw the ball?
Speaker 6 (10:12):
I'm so happy and grateful, but the Lord invests me
to play in some snow, to be in true football
weather in Cleveland, Ohio, at Huntington bank Field today to
get him the glory. It's a beautiful day.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Sure, it feels like you're playing in the ANFC North.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
It is.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
It's magical.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Thank you so funny that DFC North are both very cold,
not to not to pooh pooh. You know who he
reminds me of is the Twitter account of Captain Andrew Luck.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
That's yes, right, yes, that is a great that is
a great follow on the instagram. All right, so here's
our gas fantasy for play four games coming up on
the football schedule this weekend. Trying to pick who you
think is going to win each of those four games.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
The professor, what's our first game? All right?
Speaker 8 (11:01):
We have an NFC North matchup of the Minnesota Vikings
and the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I'll bet you it's gonna be cold. Yeah, it is
gonna be cold.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
The Bears are flopping around hapless, Vikings looking good. One
game out of the lead. There, no one's gonna take
it from the Lions there in the North. But I
will go with the Vikings here.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I'm picking Vikings.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Jacob, I have the Vikings too, and Keana I have
the Vikings.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
All right, sweep there for the visiting team. Game two?
Speaker 8 (11:28):
All right, Game number two, we have the San Francisco
forty nine ers heading to Green Bay to take on.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
The Packers Classic matchup. The Niners are washed up there
fighting for nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Rock Purdy is injured, had to leave practice yesterday. Looks
like they're riding with Brandon Allen, not Josh Dobbs. I
like the Packers at home.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
That hurts to say, doesn't it. I'm being real, like
I said, it hurts to say. I'm taking the forty
nine ers, Jacob. I've got the Packers in this one.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
And the Packers, cana where are you getting your information from?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
There? You go? That's what I love to hear.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
Game three, all right, game number three, we have another
divisional matchup, the Arizona Cardinals heading to Seattle to take
on the Seahawks.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
That's it's gonna be cold. It's gonna be cold, it's
gonna be wet. Yeah, nothing else.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Let's see here there with the forty nine ers in
the basement. The Seahawks are right next to them at
five and five. The Cardinals are playing better than anyone
ever thought. Head of the Division of NFC West, it's
weird to say that.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Take the Cardinals on the road. Check up. I've got
the Cardinals too, I got the Cardinals on the road. Cardinals, Okay,
so far had a lot of separation. Game four all right,
Game number four is also the primetime game. We have
the Philadelphia Eagles in town to take on the Rams
Sunday night.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
And now, while the Rams are putting up good numbers
and Matthew Stafford is succeeding time and time again, the
Eagles are Tom Brady's new number one team. He announced,
I like what sa Quon's been able to do. And wait, Steven,
is that right?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Do I have that right? Yeah? Eagles. I'll take the
Eagles in LA, Eagles in LA primetime over the Rams. Jacob,
I've got the Eagles too, and Keana and the Eagles.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
All right, there, you go pretty close, pretty close in
terms of all of our picks.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You can pick as well.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
We'll throw these four games up on Twitter so that
you can either reply to that tweet post or you
can actually use the hashtag Gas Fantasy four play Vikings, Bears,
forty nine Ers, Packers, Cardinals, Seahawks, and Eagles, Rams. As
a quick reminder, just so you know, next week, the
plan is to do Gas Fantasy four Play early. We'll
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do it on Wednesday so that we can include some
of the Thanksgiving games there's also a game a game
or two on Friday, I think just one game on Friday,
so we'll get into and have the opportunity to get
into some of those games as well. So that's again Wednesday,
we'll do our guest fantasy for play for next week.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well, every week we ask you to listen closely and
learn something from this program. You let us know what
it is you learned, and we all share each other's knowledge,
new knowledge, new knowledge.
Speaker 9 (14:18):
Hey, Gary, Hey Shannon, It's John in Naugatuck, Connecticut. What
did I learn this week on the Gary and Shannon Show. Well,
I learned that I'd much rather see a bear in
the woods than a man any day. But then again,
I'd rather see Sophia Vigaro in the woods than a bear.
And hopefully she'd be carrying a bottle of wine and
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she'd say, hey, fella, new in town. Have a great weekend,
you two?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
No you yeah, Ragara, that's pretty good.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
This week on The garyan Channon Show, I learned the
term bliss point as it relates to the neuroscience and
psychology and the marketing of ULSA processed foods. They look
at the texture and this under the food and the
way it tastes obviously, the packaging, all the little things
that get us to buy their products. It's kind of interesting,
I guess. Anyway, y'all have a good weekend.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
See you by I guess. I guess it's kind of interesting.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
I learned today you too sound like an older brother
and younger sister locked in the same room. Yes on
a sunny day, Yes, old you too need to go
get a drink happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Wait why a sunny day? Do you mean a rainy day?
I don't know, because that would be when you were
stuck with your brother, right, And we don't need to
go get a drink. We have drinks here if we need.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
We just have that whiskey though, and then like warm beer.
It's only although I did have wine delivered and I
failed to put a bottle in the refrigerator so we
could have a glass of wine.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Oh that's warm wine. Well that's why we're not having it,
because I failed.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
And this is Renee what I have learned this week
that since the election, you guys have gone back to
being your lovable seales. I hate election. I hate Eric
Chaddy who's running, so I love hearing you guys just
talk about pure nonsense like that that's us pow I
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was doing, or just anything that's just stupid. Thank you
for being your sales again.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
No, thank you.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Good weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
My girlfriend who texted me yesterday to say that this
is what you guys talk about when you have no boss.
I didn't respond to her. I pulled a Gary or
I didn't respond, even though I was like kind of responding.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Kind of responded in your head, And she said, did
you take my comment like an insult or something? People?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
She said that was one of the funniest shows I've
heard from you guys. I'm like, no, of course not.
You know, you know the kind of insults we get
every day. If my skin is that thin at this.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Point, then we're in real trouble. Shoot a lot higher
than now.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
If I'm going to get upset over you making fun
of us doing fart jokes for eight minutes, I've got
bigger fish to fry thinking.
Speaker 12 (16:57):
This week on the Gary Shannon Show, I learned that
the entire iHeart studio must smell like the Brown Cloud,
with Hoffman crop dusting around his desk, marking his territory
like a good boy, and Deborah Mark if you have
poker and r wheat belly. She's just gonna let out
carbonzo bean potpourrit. Wow, you kays, you made me laugh yesterday. Actually, yeah,
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good job. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Barbonzo bean potpourrie. That's a good one. It's pretty good.
Speaker 12 (17:28):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (17:29):
So what I learned this week is that I cannot
be driving or having food or liquid in my mouth,
but I'm listening to your show because it always ends
up getting spit out all over the floor, the table,
the windshield. And what really did it this week for
me was Shannon, who is such an officiado on Space Wars,
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didn't know about Star Wars and Han solo.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Not funny. Yeah, Fiel did not think that was funny
at all.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
What I learned this week is that Lenny Kravitz is
a polly pocket and great to hear brand suits back.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
On the show.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Hi, Gary and Shannon, I learned this week that you
guys have been saying the name of those monkeys wrong.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
It's Macaque, Yeah, not Macaq. Sorry, is it really?
Speaker 14 (18:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I've gone through my whole life thinking it was macock
tomato tomato, mckac macarch.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
This week on the Gary and Shannon show.
Speaker 14 (18:31):
I learned that Shannon missed out on the two best
trilogies of the nineteen eighties, and she did not learn
what the Ark of the Covenant is in Catholic school
So Shannon, I say, clear your weekend, get some popcorn
and sit down and watch Indiana Jones and Star Wars
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this weekend.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
You won't regret it.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah, I'm not sure the Ark of the Covenant was
todd in Catholic schools.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I saw the Temple of Dome and the Crystal something
or other. I said those two tepla Doom was good?
Was great? Stinker? I go on the ride at Disneyland
that does that's the death. There's no arc of the
Covenant and stop it.
Speaker 15 (19:17):
Hi, Gary, Hi, Shannon love the show. I want to
know what I learned this week. Well, it's something I've
already known for several years now, but it's confirmed.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (19:27):
Governor Newsom is totally out of touch, has no clue
of what the people want. He is busy touring the
state in counties where Trump won, trying to reassure people
of the economy. Yet he's raising the gas prices ninety cents.
That is nuts.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Calm John Hey guys riding down here from Irvine.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
And what I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show
this week is that when the boss isn't around, Shannon
loves to talk about crop dusting and penises.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Wow, let's not talk about I do not Happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Along those same lines.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
This week, I learned that Shannon I can't tell the
difference between a butter pickle and a dill pickle, and
I think that might mean she's a serial killer.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
This week, Gary and Shannon, we learned that as an
orphan child, Shannon was denied both breast and breast milk.
And that, my friends, is why she is so badass.
And you dare not Shannon Fair.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I like that your brother.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
What I learned this week is that Gary apparently thinks.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That's funny.
Speaker 16 (20:51):
Gary and Shannon, I learned on garyan Channing show today
is Hurtful Friday.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
You both were ugly out you guys need new.
Speaker 16 (21:01):
Jobbed ugod people can't be on the radio. Oh I
guess yeah, that's why you are on the radio still ugly.
I just wanted to join in on the Hurtful Friday,
But you guys know and you're not ugly. Just kidding
but you're ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly. Bye bye.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You don't know how to take that.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
One can't tell if you just being sarcastic. Until the
end where he was like, you're not ugly, but you
are ugly.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I think he meant that we're ugly, but he was kidding.
And then he said we are ugly again.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
So good morning, Gary and Shannon. Happy Friday. So what
I learned this week on a Gary and Shannon shows
in to Amy King. If I, as well as Shannon
as much as I was looking forward forward to, it
will be seeing Wicked in my home because you and
ours plus I can't do My seven year old probably
could do it better than I can, but no, I
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can't do it. So thanks for that, Amy King. I
was super excited. Now I'm going to have to wait
it up.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Love you guys, Amy.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Amy King cut down admissions by about twelve percent right
in the Greater Los Angeles area.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
I'm breaking the news that it's two hours and forty minutes. Yeah, yikes,
Well that's what you learned. The other thing we do
on Fridays is the nine newsnugget.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
You need to know.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
These are the stories that otherwise fell through the cracks
because of all the other important stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That was going on. Here is honorable mention. Honorable mention
not supposed to mention. Men. You've just been an honor
serving with you.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
All did.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
Great and honorable motive. So today we're holding auditions to
become the newest member of honorable Mention.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I understand this one hundred and twenty percent because if
you have a good brisket, if your brisket is done well,
it is life changing.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
And it usually involves brisket that's been smoked for better part.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Of a full day, melts in your mouth. Pretty incredible.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Owners of Bone Sorry, Burning the Bone Barbecue smoke House
in Laurel, Montana had quite the shocking discovery not one,
but two of their beloved briskets were stolen right off
their smoker.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Now, granted, I mean it's just two briskets.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
You can't leave your brisket unattended, which you know, I mean,
you've got twelve to twenty hours to smoke that thing,
So you know you got to you gotta watch your
brisket and shifts.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Probably, yeah, you got to pay for some sort of
brisket security over right.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I would That's how valuable. I view my brisket. Here's
number nine. At number nine, I did ninth place.
Speaker 12 (23:32):
If a CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis, partner's dirty.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Too, and I speak nine languages. Yeah night, basically everybody
at table mining, I'll be al ready to go another nine?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
And niner?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Did I get check niner in there where you're calling?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh, Philip, Philip, Phillip. This is what happens when you've
got two first names.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Drug dealer named Philip Paul sent a bulk message to
a group of his customers that he's got some more cocaine,
some more crack cocaine for sale. Hey, guys, new shipment,
lots of crack cocaine. Tell me what you need.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Don't kids or drug dealers have code names for things
like crack cocaine, like I've got unicorns or I've got
cheese puffs.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
He typed in one wrong digit on one of those
phone numbers and guess.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
What it belonged to? A police officer.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Belonged to the Protective Proactive Investigation Team at Surrey. Police
detectives said they were already aware of a drug line
in Surrey and March, but thanks to one in a
million mistake. They were able to identify Paul as the
line older number eight. My client is bowled every eight
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second listening to eight different bosses drown on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Oh, there was a dispute with a car dealer that
ended with a couple being sent PC pictures of a
FECs pieces species pics PCs.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
A feces splattered toilet and car seats.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Johannes and Chazelle Siliers were waiting for a refund. They're
trying to get a refund on a car that they
had financed but was never delivered to them. So Christopher
Schwartz from the ic Cars Lot Limited, send an email.
Please see attached paid in full, have a fantastic great day.
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I split it into two. I split it in two
payment parts. And then he included two pictures, one picture
of human excrement in a toilet and the other human
excrement in a car set.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
What is wrong with people?
Speaker 14 (25:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I got a whole list.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
God, that's awful. And why did this make the news?
Why is this a three page news item?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Because this is funny. Here's number seven, the seventh son
of the seventh son.
Speaker 12 (26:10):
We're on seven days with a government seven seven.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
A seven years of college.
Speaker 16 (26:17):
Don't at drain seven seven seven days.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Well, if you want to overspend on food, New York
does it better than anyone, from twenty eight dollars chicken
nuggets to one hundred and fifty dollars wagu cheeseburger. Now
the Angelina Bakery in New York is serving a three
hundred dollars gold and gem encrusted Italian donut. This is
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on the Lower East Side, and they say it's actually
a bedazzled version of a Bombaloni, an Italian begnet of sorts.
It's dusted with sugar and filled with pastry cream. What
it even comes in it own vintage Tiffany box to
complete the effect.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Okay, here's number six.
Speaker 8 (27:05):
I got six, number six, there's six more weeks of winter.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Picture of me a rabbi and six drunk and longshore.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
Why would just take you in a nursing home closer
to us?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I don't have to think that. Drink Another ship pack.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
The Explorer of the seas cruise ship was right next
to the largest of Spain's Canary Islands, near Tenerife off
the coast. It was rocked by an unexpected wind gust.
According to Royal Caribbean Cruises, the wind made the ship
tilt at a forty five degree angle, caused some superficial damage,
required the ship to dock so that a passenger could
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seek medical assistance.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
That would be a little that'd be a little chilling.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
The thing is the moment the wind gust hit the
ship was playing Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On If.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
You coincidence or did they take advantage of this to
make people chuckle. I think it's a coincidence. I just
don't think any any part of it that ever go
on any cruise, any cruise, no matter a troubled cruise.
I don't even know. I don't even know I would
play any Celine Dion, let alone the song from the
title right and while.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
We're at it, Sarah McLoughlin and there because you don't
have your pets, they could be dead at home.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
And Bill Cosby albums, what why Bill Cosby albums? Are
you still don't you? Yes?
Speaker 13 (28:23):
You do? I know you do.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Here Cosby himself is a classic.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Number five for five I have frus We begin bombing
in five minutes time.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
This is the year five point five.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Macca immediately Tomato Tomato.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
A UK family discovered a World War II shelter in
the garden of their house three years after they moved in.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Catherine Milburn says, oh my god, what have we found
of the hidden bunker. It's located beneath the yard of
their home in Southwick, England.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
They said that they originally thought that there had been
an above ground bunker there because when they moved in,
there were a bunch of bricks just kind of loosely
around the garden. There's about a three piece, three meter
long piece of concrete underneath a summerhouse in the garden.
When we were digging it out, we noticed steel bars
and they thought it was a little over the top,
so they got a corrugated iron sheet underneath that, and
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then underneath the iron sheet was a bomb shelter from
the old WW deuce no W W douce.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I don't think I've ever heard that. That's what people
called it back in the day. Is that is that right?
For real? I think my uncle Frederick called it that.
Oh well, you know how Frederick was crazy, old Frederick,
fred Frederick number four, that was your mom's brother, Yeah, number.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
Four or minute it is probably on his fourth tranquilizer.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
By now number four. This isn't the same world you
left four years ago. Did you ever have like a
relative that was kind of crazy, kind of nuts?
Speaker 4 (29:55):
He was as crazy Frederick. I mean, listen, you've met
some of my family. Yeah, there were a lot of
there's some wing nuts in our family. Everybody's got some, right.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
It just seems like a normal, normal crew. Oh that's cute,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
There is a troop of AI powered robots that was
supposedly convinced to quit their jobs by this complete farce
of a YouTube video that made its way through. But
it was very funny because we've talked about the fears
that AI is going to make us all extinct relatively soon.
This one CCTV footage of a showroom in Shanghai captured
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the moment a small robot goes in starts interacting with
the larger machines on the floor, reportedly asking the fellow
machines about their work life balance.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
The robot asking are you working overtime, to which one
of the other bots replied, I never get off work.
The intruding robot then convinces the other ten robots to
come home with it, and the video shows the machines
exiting the showroom.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
It's all very odd. I want all of that to
go away. Here's number three.
Speaker 15 (31:03):
Three shall be the number count and the number of
the counting shall be three.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Were dead within three hours, three.
Speaker 14 (31:10):
Security clearance level three.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
All three of three. I got all three of you
guys for the rest of your nas born live. After
that three days, they both start to stink unless refined me.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
My mate jokes about chasing pigs through the streets of Tacoma.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Especially if it's police officer the pigs.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Tacoma Police Department said its animal control unit responded to
the east side of the city of Tacoma up in
Washington when a small pig was seen running through a
residential neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
The little anchor, as it was reported, made them work
for their bacon, but in the end, notorious Pig was
safely Who wrote.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
This the police department wrote that really that was part
of the police department release. Then they said notorious Pig
was safely captured, escorted off the streets. They took it
to the Rusty ball Our ranch in the town of
Roy And they have changed the name from Notorious Pig
to Tory total night Notori.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
They changed it to Tory got it, got it nightmare.
At number two, what's going on?
Speaker 10 (32:14):
You two one two two people?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
There's two sons and no Womenmy tar haammi tar in
the sky. Portuguese Airline was forced to ground one of
its passenger planes last week because one hundred and thirty
two hamsters had escaped from cages in the cargo hold.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
And we're roaming free throughout the aircraft.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Now, if I knew they were hamsters, and I knew
they were hamsters, I think it would be funny. Yes, well,
even if I knew it was rats or mice, I
would think it was funny. They said it was part
of a delivery intended for a pets shop, a pet
shop which also included ferrets and birds. Can't have ferrets
in California. No reports of other animals getting free on
the plane. But man, the cats that were in that
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cargo hold, and they would have had a field day
if they could get out.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Get wait, you can't. Can you have ferrets and co?
I don't think no, you cannot, you cannot. Here's number
one weird. Number one, Number one.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Were number one Ben I saw Number one are you
the number one row, number one, number one, number one.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
This is why you don't buy stuff from Timu, morons.
What is Timu?
Speaker 4 (33:29):
It's the Chinese version of the cheapest Amazon products.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
You can get.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I see Bella Moscardini is a content creator. She went
on TikTok to her more than one point one million.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Viewers, hurting my head with everything you're.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Saying, talking about a cute little resin necklace that she
ordered from Timu, And she says, to her more than
one point one million viewers, what the hell, Timo?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
What the hell? It really really looks like a dog tooth?
Probably is, she said.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
The natural decay makes me think that it had been
yanked out of a dog mouth.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Yeah, what why would you do this? Why would you
buy it from Timu? Why are you first pooing this?
This is your attitude problem.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Fifty seven pence she paid fifty seven pence.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
How much is a pence? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
It's probably a dollar that she spent on this thing.
Beneath her trending post, she commented that she had been
trying to report the mishap to the powers that be.
They don't care, They do not care. But at Timu
they provide a ninety day money back guarantee for fifty
sevens about sixty cents she paid. She paid sixty cents
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for a nasty, old, decaying dog tooth, and is surprised.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Lived their lives. Why is your face doing that? You
look so upset? She wants China to win? Is it
the pepperoni? Does it make you mad?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
No, no, it makes me quite happy. Do you like
the little pepperoni or the big pepperoni?
Speaker 16 (35:07):
More?
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Is that like picking between your kids? Do you have
a favorite child?
Speaker 10 (35:12):
Of what that?
Speaker 3 (35:13):
I made?
Speaker 14 (35:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Other people's children? Do you have a favorite?
Speaker 12 (35:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:17):
I could rank other people's children pretty easily. Yeah, As
matter of fact, I got some favorites in there.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
That's funny. That's weird. Also, well, just they're nice, they're kids,
They're good kids. Yep, some of them, well huh, some
of them. You've been listening to The Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Can I have nice story music that's like death story,
isn't it?
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, body, body, body, boody boody body booty. Is that
more along the lines of what you're looking for? No,
you're right, you were right the first. No death.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Cheeta, Hey, I gotta Who would you rather, Janet Yellen
or Janet Reno? Mm hmm okay, here's my nice story.
Sea World, San Diego, is celebrating the fortieth birthday of
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the oldest known Macaroni penguin in North America. Like my
Macaroni penguins, Macaroni penguins very closely related to the royal penguin.
It bears a distinctive yellow crest on its forehead. AnyWho
this bird forty years old. Its name is best Friend,
(01:18):
and it far obviously surpass the expected lifespan of fifteen
to twenty years for a Macaroni penguin in the wild.
Best Friend is affectionately called the most precious old man
at the park.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
There at Sea World, he suffers.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
From failing eyesight, but still has great hearing. Can identify
as keepers by their voices. His favorite daily activities include
bubble blowing antics in his water tray, joyfully playing with
trickling hoses, and letting out ecstatic calls when spoken to.
And yes, he'll even curl up in your lap for
(01:53):
a cozy nap when the mood strikes.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Nice. You didn't listen to any of that. I did.
Speaker 4 (02:00):
I'm trying to figure out what would a penguin smell like?
What what a forty old penguin smell like?
Speaker 2 (02:05):
Fish? Old fish? Hmm, Yeah, that's what I want curled
up in my lap? What else is going on? Time
for what's happening? Well, the rain that's happening is sponsored
by Heaven. The clatter damage, fire damage, burglary.
Speaker 4 (02:24):
You call public adjuster abner gap eight one eight nine
one seven five two five sex take two. Well, the
rain could be coming. There is an expectation we're going
to see some rain probably tomorrow and Sunday. La Orange
County is going to see mostly sunny skies today high
as the low seventies. You know, it's called southern California
for a reason. The rain will start tomorrow as temperatures
(02:46):
drop down into the sixties. Rain expected over the weekend
in the valleys and the ie as well. You could
see close to an inch of rain actually in some
foothill community. So the first uh real storm of fall.
I guess that's come through.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
The high ranking leader of a Mexican drug cartel who
lived in the US under a fake identity after faking
his own death, has been arrested on federal charges. This
is the son of El Mencho, a son in law
of the fugitive cartel boss, Elmncho. This guy's name is
Christian Fernando gutierres Ochoa, and he was arrested on drug
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trafficking and money laundering offenses in a riverside But he.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I love a fake your own death story. I was
going to say it must be so deaf on top listen.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
You live a crazy life as a cartel leader and
then you fake your death. I mean that guy that
we saw in the Upper Midwest who faked his death
and end up in was it Huzbekistan or something.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Like Eastern Europe? Yeah, that was that was also.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
But his story started out relatively normal and then got crazy.
The Department of Justice's La Field office has filed charges
in what could be the nation's first death resulting criminal
case involving a synthetic opioid that prosecutor said could be
up to three times more powerful than fentanyl. Now, fentanyl
(04:12):
is fifty times stronger than heroin, but protonituzine is three
times more powerful than fentanyl. Just yesterday, federal prosecutors announced
the sole count of sorry distribution of protonitazine resulting in
the death against a twenty one year old guy, Benjamin Collins,
resident of La County. They said that Collins knowingly and
(04:35):
intentionally sold these pills to a twenty two year old
man in April of this year. The man took some
of the pills in the front seat of his car
after he bought them. He died quickly after taking his drugs,
and this twenty two year old's mother found her son
dead inside his parked car outside of her home.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Crazy scene last night when it appeared a downtown LA
high rise was on fire. A lot of people uploaded
they reported the fire to the department, but they learned
it was just part of a movie production. It was
part of a movie slash TV shoot, so they said
it's planned to be active until three am. Please share
(05:15):
the word. I'm surprised you don't hear this more often.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
Yes, I've installed plenty of Christmas lights in my time.
But a guy working near the intersection of Idaho Avenue
and Skyline Drive down in Escondido was electrocuted yesterday.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
He was hospitality died of his injuries. He was working.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
The homeowner of the man was working for told a
TV station down at San Diego. This accident occurred when
he threw Christmas lights over a power line.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
How do you do? How do you mistake? How high
are you for? I was going to install in those lights,
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:55):
The crews were able to access the victim via the
ladder truck and once they brought him down, he was
placed in an ambulance, transported to Palamar Hospital in critical condition,
but again did pass away.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
What's that you want more penguin news. I didn't know
we had one penguin news.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Remember the Emperor penguin we talked about I think it
was last week. This was the penguin that swam from
Antarctica to Australia. Remember he waddled ashore in Australia and
a popular tourist beach. Adult male found on Ocean beach
sand dunes in the town of Denmark, twenty two hundred
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miles away from where he lived in Antarctica. They have
now released the Emperor penguin at sea. It was twenty
days ago that he waddled ashore that tourist beach. He
was cared for by a registered wildlife caregiver named Carol.
She named him Gus, after the first Roman emperor Augustus.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'll miss Gus, she says.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
It's been an incredible few weeks, something I wouldn't have missed.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Gus gained weight in her care. See what's what happens
from forty seven pounds to fifty four pounds.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Oh, a healthy mail Emperor penguin can weigh more than
one hundred pounds, so he's got some work to do.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
To slim down a little bit or to bulk up
put on weight. Am that beautiful? I have a baseball
story speaking of beautiful.
Speaker 4 (07:36):
So yesterday obviously no surprise when Aaron Judge was named
the American League MVP, sho Heyo Tani was named the
National League MVP. There is a new item for sho
Heo Tani that is going on the auction block that
could bring in all kinds of money. Remember his the
fifty to fifty baseball went for millions of dollars. Now
(07:59):
they say they have his oldest known game worn jersey
from back when he was playing with the Hokkaido Nippon
ham Fighters during the twenty seventeen season.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
What's that smell like? I'm sure they've wandered it since then.
Speaker 4 (08:17):
The jersey has the Hokkaido Nippon Ham across the chest,
bold black tackle twill outlined in gold and white, his
number eleven on the back with the name Otani. They
said it's a specific Mizuno Pro style jersey. The visible
war on the fabric tells the stories of Otani's grit
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and glory during his final season in Japan before he
embarked on his journey with the Los Angeles Angels of
Anaheim and then your Los Angeles Dodgers. So if you
got it a couple million, you might want to get
a new jersey that you can wear to the games.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Coming up finally something I can talk about.
Speaker 4 (08:58):
All right, Sorry, guess fantasy for play before we get
to our games for this week. Last night on Thursday,
night football. Jameis Winston, quarterback for the Cleveland.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Browns, maybe the best speaker of our time. He was
interviewed pregame by.
Speaker 4 (09:21):
I can't remember her name, and now I feel like
a complete a hole for not knowing her name.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
Sideline reporter for the Kaylee but Heart Talk Hailey Hart Talk.
Speaker 4 (09:33):
There we go, interviewed before the game in a very
cold Cleveland where it eventually snowed like the Dickens.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
At the end of the game.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
You have said you don't become a Brown until you
beat the Steelers.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
What will it take tonight?
Speaker 6 (09:50):
The horses prepareful about him, But we come from the Lord,
so I'm depending on the Lord.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Is that the message to the team.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
By day won't play at a time.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
That's the message.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Weather conditions tonight We're expecting wins up to fifteen miles
per hour in.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
A wintery mix. How will that impact your ability to
throw the ball?
Speaker 6 (10:12):
I'm so happy and grateful, but the Lord invests me
to play in some snow, to be in true football
weather in Cleveland, Ohio, at Huntington bank Field today to
get him the glory. It's a beautiful day.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Sure, it feels like you're playing in the ANFC North.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
It is.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
It's magical.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
Thank you so funny that DFC North are both very cold,
not to not to pooh pooh. You know who he
reminds me of is the Twitter account of Captain Andrew Luck.
Speaker 4 (10:41):
That's yes, right, yes, that is a great that is
a great follow on the instagram. All right, so here's
our gas fantasy for play four games coming up on
the football schedule this weekend. Trying to pick who you
think is going to win each of those four games.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
The professor, what's our first game? All right?
Speaker 8 (11:01):
We have an NFC North matchup of the Minnesota Vikings
and the Chicago Bears.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
I'll bet you it's gonna be cold. Yeah, it is
gonna be cold.
Speaker 1 (11:10):
The Bears are flopping around hapless, Vikings looking good. One
game out of the lead. There, no one's gonna take
it from the Lions there in the North. But I
will go with the Vikings here.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
I'm picking Vikings.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Jacob, I have the Vikings too, and Keana I have
the Vikings.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
All right, sweep there for the visiting team. Game two?
Speaker 8 (11:28):
All right, Game number two, we have the San Francisco
forty nine ers heading to Green Bay to take on.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
The Packers Classic matchup. The Niners are washed up there
fighting for nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Rock Purdy is injured, had to leave practice yesterday. Looks
like they're riding with Brandon Allen, not Josh Dobbs. I
like the Packers at home.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
That hurts to say, doesn't it. I'm being real, like
I said, it hurts to say. I'm taking the forty
nine ers, Jacob. I've got the Packers in this one.
Speaker 4 (11:59):
And the Packers, cana where are you getting your information from?
Speaker 2 (12:04):
There? You go? That's what I love to hear.
Speaker 8 (12:07):
Game three, all right, game number three, we have another
divisional matchup, the Arizona Cardinals heading to Seattle to take
on the Seahawks.
Speaker 2 (12:13):
That's it's gonna be cold. It's gonna be cold, it's
gonna be wet. Yeah, nothing else.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Let's see here there with the forty nine ers in
the basement. The Seahawks are right next to them at
five and five. The Cardinals are playing better than anyone
ever thought. Head of the Division of NFC West, it's
weird to say that.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
Take the Cardinals on the road. Check up. I've got
the Cardinals too, I got the Cardinals on the road. Cardinals, Okay,
so far had a lot of separation. Game four all right,
Game number four is also the primetime game. We have
the Philadelphia Eagles in town to take on the Rams
Sunday night.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
And now, while the Rams are putting up good numbers
and Matthew Stafford is succeeding time and time again, the
Eagles are Tom Brady's new number one team. He announced,
I like what sa Quon's been able to do. And wait, Steven,
is that right?
Speaker 2 (13:07):
Do I have that right? Yeah? Eagles. I'll take the
Eagles in LA, Eagles in LA primetime over the Rams. Jacob,
I've got the Eagles too, and Keana and the Eagles.
Speaker 4 (13:19):
All right, there, you go pretty close, pretty close in
terms of all of our picks.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You can pick as well.
Speaker 4 (13:25):
We'll throw these four games up on Twitter so that
you can either reply to that tweet post or you
can actually use the hashtag Gas Fantasy four play Vikings, Bears,
forty nine Ers, Packers, Cardinals, Seahawks, and Eagles, Rams. As
a quick reminder, just so you know, next week, the
plan is to do Gas Fantasy four Play early. We'll
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do it on Wednesday so that we can include some
of the Thanksgiving games there's also a game a game
or two on Friday, I think just one game on Friday,
so we'll get into and have the opportunity to get
into some of those games as well. So that's again Wednesday,
we'll do our guest fantasy for play for next week.
Speaker 1 (14:04):
Well, every week we ask you to listen closely and
learn something from this program. You let us know what
it is you learned, and we all share each other's knowledge,
new knowledge, new knowledge.
Speaker 9 (14:18):
Hey, Gary, Hey Shannon, It's John in Naugatuck, Connecticut. What
did I learn this week on the Gary and Shannon Show. Well,
I learned that I'd much rather see a bear in
the woods than a man any day. But then again,
I'd rather see Sophia Vigaro in the woods than a bear.
And hopefully she'd be carrying a bottle of wine and
(14:40):
she'd say, hey, fella, new in town. Have a great weekend,
you two?
Speaker 2 (14:45):
No you yeah, Ragara, that's pretty good.
Speaker 7 (14:48):
This week on The garyan Channon Show, I learned the
term bliss point as it relates to the neuroscience and
psychology and the marketing of ULSA processed foods. They look
at the texture and this under the food and the
way it tastes obviously, the packaging, all the little things
that get us to buy their products. It's kind of interesting,
I guess. Anyway, y'all have a good weekend.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
See you by I guess. I guess it's kind of interesting.
Speaker 10 (15:13):
I learned today you too sound like an older brother
and younger sister locked in the same room. Yes on
a sunny day, Yes, old you too need to go
get a drink happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
Wait why a sunny day? Do you mean a rainy day?
I don't know, because that would be when you were
stuck with your brother, right, And we don't need to
go get a drink. We have drinks here if we need.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
We just have that whiskey though, and then like warm beer.
It's only although I did have wine delivered and I
failed to put a bottle in the refrigerator so we
could have a glass of wine.
Speaker 2 (15:45):
Oh that's warm wine. Well that's why we're not having it,
because I failed.
Speaker 11 (15:49):
And this is Renee what I have learned this week
that since the election, you guys have gone back to
being your lovable seales. I hate election. I hate Eric
Chaddy who's running, so I love hearing you guys just
talk about pure nonsense like that that's us pow I
(16:11):
was doing, or just anything that's just stupid. Thank you
for being your sales again.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
No, thank you.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
Good weekend.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
My girlfriend who texted me yesterday to say that this
is what you guys talk about when you have no boss.
I didn't respond to her. I pulled a Gary or
I didn't respond, even though I was like kind of responding.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
Kind of responded in your head, And she said, did
you take my comment like an insult or something? People?
Speaker 1 (16:38):
She said that was one of the funniest shows I've
heard from you guys. I'm like, no, of course not.
You know, you know the kind of insults we get
every day. If my skin is that thin at this.
Speaker 2 (16:48):
Point, then we're in real trouble. Shoot a lot higher
than now.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
If I'm going to get upset over you making fun
of us doing fart jokes for eight minutes, I've got
bigger fish to fry thinking.
Speaker 12 (16:57):
This week on the Gary Shannon Show, I learned that
the entire iHeart studio must smell like the Brown Cloud,
with Hoffman crop dusting around his desk, marking his territory
like a good boy, and Deborah Mark if you have
poker and r wheat belly. She's just gonna let out
carbonzo bean potpourrit. Wow, you kays, you made me laugh yesterday. Actually, yeah,
(17:22):
good job. Have a great weekend.
Speaker 2 (17:24):
Barbonzo bean potpourrie. That's a good one. It's pretty good.
Speaker 12 (17:28):
Okay.
Speaker 13 (17:29):
So what I learned this week is that I cannot
be driving or having food or liquid in my mouth,
but I'm listening to your show because it always ends
up getting spit out all over the floor, the table,
the windshield. And what really did it this week for
me was Shannon, who is such an officiado on Space Wars,
(17:51):
didn't know about Star Wars and Han solo.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
Not funny. Yeah, Fiel did not think that was funny
at all.
Speaker 8 (18:00):
What I learned this week is that Lenny Kravitz is
a polly pocket and great to hear brand suits back.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
On the show.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
Hi, Gary and Shannon, I learned this week that you
guys have been saying the name of those monkeys wrong.
Speaker 2 (18:18):
It's Macaque, Yeah, not Macaq. Sorry, is it really?
Speaker 14 (18:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (18:23):
I've gone through my whole life thinking it was macock
tomato tomato, mckac macarch.
Speaker 2 (18:28):
This week on the Gary and Shannon show.
Speaker 14 (18:31):
I learned that Shannon missed out on the two best
trilogies of the nineteen eighties, and she did not learn
what the Ark of the Covenant is in Catholic school
So Shannon, I say, clear your weekend, get some popcorn
and sit down and watch Indiana Jones and Star Wars
(18:53):
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
You won't regret it.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
Yeah, I'm not sure the Ark of the Covenant was
todd in Catholic schools.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I saw the Temple of Dome and the Crystal something
or other. I said those two tepla Doom was good?
Was great? Stinker? I go on the ride at Disneyland
that does that's the death. There's no arc of the
Covenant and stop it.
Speaker 15 (19:17):
Hi, Gary, Hi, Shannon love the show. I want to
know what I learned this week. Well, it's something I've
already known for several years now, but it's confirmed.
Speaker 2 (19:26):
Okay.
Speaker 15 (19:27):
Governor Newsom is totally out of touch, has no clue
of what the people want. He is busy touring the
state in counties where Trump won, trying to reassure people
of the economy. Yet he's raising the gas prices ninety cents.
That is nuts.
Speaker 4 (19:46):
Calm John Hey guys riding down here from Irvine.
Speaker 9 (19:51):
And what I learned on the Gary and Shannon Show
this week is that when the boss isn't around, Shannon
loves to talk about crop dusting and penises.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Wow, let's not talk about I do not Happy Friday.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Along those same lines.
Speaker 6 (20:08):
This week, I learned that Shannon I can't tell the
difference between a butter pickle and a dill pickle, and
I think that might mean she's a serial killer.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
This week, Gary and Shannon, we learned that as an
orphan child, Shannon was denied both breast and breast milk.
And that, my friends, is why she is so badass.
And you dare not Shannon Fair.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
I like that your brother.
Speaker 10 (20:41):
What I learned this week is that Gary apparently thinks.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
That's funny.
Speaker 16 (20:51):
Gary and Shannon, I learned on garyan Channing show today
is Hurtful Friday.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
You both were ugly out you guys need new.
Speaker 16 (21:01):
Jobbed ugod people can't be on the radio. Oh I
guess yeah, that's why you are on the radio still ugly.
I just wanted to join in on the Hurtful Friday,
But you guys know and you're not ugly. Just kidding
but you're ugly, ugly, ugly, ugly. Bye bye.
Speaker 2 (21:16):
You don't know how to take that.
Speaker 4 (21:17):
One can't tell if you just being sarcastic. Until the
end where he was like, you're not ugly, but you
are ugly.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
I think he meant that we're ugly, but he was kidding.
And then he said we are ugly again.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
So good morning, Gary and Shannon. Happy Friday. So what
I learned this week on a Gary and Shannon shows
in to Amy King. If I, as well as Shannon
as much as I was looking forward forward to, it
will be seeing Wicked in my home because you and
ours plus I can't do My seven year old probably
could do it better than I can, but no, I
(21:49):
can't do it. So thanks for that, Amy King. I
was super excited. Now I'm going to have to wait
it up.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Love you guys, Amy.
Speaker 1 (21:57):
Amy King cut down admissions by about twelve percent right
in the Greater Los Angeles area.
Speaker 4 (22:03):
I'm breaking the news that it's two hours and forty minutes. Yeah, yikes,
Well that's what you learned. The other thing we do
on Fridays is the nine newsnugget.
Speaker 2 (22:12):
You need to know.
Speaker 4 (22:12):
These are the stories that otherwise fell through the cracks
because of all the other important stuff.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
That was going on. Here is honorable mention. Honorable mention
not supposed to mention. Men. You've just been an honor
serving with you.
Speaker 6 (22:28):
All did.
Speaker 8 (22:30):
Great and honorable motive. So today we're holding auditions to
become the newest member of honorable Mention.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
I understand this one hundred and twenty percent because if
you have a good brisket, if your brisket is done well,
it is life changing.
Speaker 4 (22:47):
And it usually involves brisket that's been smoked for better part.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Of a full day, melts in your mouth. Pretty incredible.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Owners of Bone Sorry, Burning the Bone Barbecue smoke House
in Laurel, Montana had quite the shocking discovery not one,
but two of their beloved briskets were stolen right off
their smoker.
Speaker 2 (23:08):
Now, granted, I mean it's just two briskets.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
You can't leave your brisket unattended, which you know, I mean,
you've got twelve to twenty hours to smoke that thing,
So you know you got to you gotta watch your
brisket and shifts.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
Probably, yeah, you got to pay for some sort of
brisket security over right.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I would That's how valuable. I view my brisket. Here's
number nine. At number nine, I did ninth place.
Speaker 12 (23:32):
If a CoP's dirty nine times out of tennis, partner's dirty.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
Too, and I speak nine languages. Yeah night, basically everybody
at table mining, I'll be al ready to go another nine?
Speaker 3 (23:41):
And niner?
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Did I get check niner in there where you're calling?
Speaker 1 (23:45):
Oh, Philip, Philip, Phillip. This is what happens when you've
got two first names.
Speaker 4 (23:51):
Drug dealer named Philip Paul sent a bulk message to
a group of his customers that he's got some more cocaine,
some more crack cocaine for sale. Hey, guys, new shipment,
lots of crack cocaine. Tell me what you need.
Speaker 1 (24:03):
Don't kids or drug dealers have code names for things
like crack cocaine, like I've got unicorns or I've got
cheese puffs.
Speaker 4 (24:14):
He typed in one wrong digit on one of those
phone numbers and guess.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
What it belonged to? A police officer.
Speaker 4 (24:24):
Belonged to the Protective Proactive Investigation Team at Surrey. Police
detectives said they were already aware of a drug line
in Surrey and March, but thanks to one in a
million mistake. They were able to identify Paul as the
line older number eight. My client is bowled every eight
(24:50):
second listening to eight different bosses drown on about mission statements.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Oh, there was a dispute with a car dealer that
ended with a couple being sent PC pictures of a
FECs pieces species pics PCs.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
A feces splattered toilet and car seats.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
Johannes and Chazelle Siliers were waiting for a refund. They're
trying to get a refund on a car that they
had financed but was never delivered to them. So Christopher
Schwartz from the ic Cars Lot Limited, send an email.
Please see attached paid in full, have a fantastic great day.
(25:36):
I split it into two. I split it in two
payment parts. And then he included two pictures, one picture
of human excrement in a toilet and the other human
excrement in a car set.
Speaker 2 (25:53):
What is wrong with people?
Speaker 14 (25:56):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (25:56):
I got a whole list.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
God, that's awful. And why did this make the news?
Why is this a three page news item?
Speaker 2 (26:03):
Because this is funny. Here's number seven, the seventh son
of the seventh son.
Speaker 12 (26:10):
We're on seven days with a government seven seven.
Speaker 5 (26:14):
A seven years of college.
Speaker 16 (26:17):
Don't at drain seven seven seven days.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Well, if you want to overspend on food, New York
does it better than anyone, from twenty eight dollars chicken
nuggets to one hundred and fifty dollars wagu cheeseburger. Now
the Angelina Bakery in New York is serving a three
hundred dollars gold and gem encrusted Italian donut. This is
(26:43):
on the Lower East Side, and they say it's actually
a bedazzled version of a Bombaloni, an Italian begnet of sorts.
It's dusted with sugar and filled with pastry cream. What
it even comes in it own vintage Tiffany box to
complete the effect.
Speaker 2 (27:03):
Okay, here's number six.
Speaker 8 (27:05):
I got six, number six, there's six more weeks of winter.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Picture of me a rabbi and six drunk and longshore.
Speaker 7 (27:12):
Why would just take you in a nursing home closer
to us?
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I don't have to think that. Drink Another ship pack.
Speaker 4 (27:19):
The Explorer of the seas cruise ship was right next
to the largest of Spain's Canary Islands, near Tenerife off
the coast. It was rocked by an unexpected wind gust.
According to Royal Caribbean Cruises, the wind made the ship
tilt at a forty five degree angle, caused some superficial damage,
required the ship to dock so that a passenger could
(27:40):
seek medical assistance.
Speaker 2 (27:41):
That would be a little that'd be a little chilling.
Speaker 4 (27:43):
The thing is the moment the wind gust hit the
ship was playing Celine Dion's My Heart Will Go On If.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
You coincidence or did they take advantage of this to
make people chuckle. I think it's a coincidence. I just
don't think any any part of it that ever go
on any cruise, any cruise, no matter a troubled cruise.
I don't even know. I don't even know I would
play any Celine Dion, let alone the song from the
title right and while.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
We're at it, Sarah McLoughlin and there because you don't
have your pets, they could be dead at home.
Speaker 2 (28:14):
And Bill Cosby albums, what why Bill Cosby albums? Are
you still don't you? Yes?
Speaker 13 (28:23):
You do? I know you do.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Here Cosby himself is a classic.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
Number five for five I have frus We begin bombing
in five minutes time.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
This is the year five point five.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
Macca immediately Tomato Tomato.
Speaker 4 (28:41):
A UK family discovered a World War II shelter in
the garden of their house three years after they moved in.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Catherine Milburn says, oh my god, what have we found
of the hidden bunker. It's located beneath the yard of
their home in Southwick, England.
Speaker 4 (28:57):
They said that they originally thought that there had been
an above ground bunker there because when they moved in,
there were a bunch of bricks just kind of loosely
around the garden. There's about a three piece, three meter
long piece of concrete underneath a summerhouse in the garden.
When we were digging it out, we noticed steel bars
and they thought it was a little over the top,
so they got a corrugated iron sheet underneath that, and
(29:18):
then underneath the iron sheet was a bomb shelter from
the old WW deuce no W W douce.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
I don't think I've ever heard that. That's what people
called it back in the day. Is that is that right?
For real? I think my uncle Frederick called it that.
Oh well, you know how Frederick was crazy, old Frederick,
fred Frederick number four, that was your mom's brother, Yeah, number.
Speaker 5 (29:42):
Four or minute it is probably on his fourth tranquilizer.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
By now number four. This isn't the same world you
left four years ago. Did you ever have like a
relative that was kind of crazy, kind of nuts?
Speaker 4 (29:55):
He was as crazy Frederick. I mean, listen, you've met
some of my family. Yeah, there were a lot of
there's some wing nuts in our family. Everybody's got some, right.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
It just seems like a normal, normal crew. Oh that's cute,
thank you.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
There is a troop of AI powered robots that was
supposedly convinced to quit their jobs by this complete farce
of a YouTube video that made its way through. But
it was very funny because we've talked about the fears
that AI is going to make us all extinct relatively soon.
This one CCTV footage of a showroom in Shanghai captured
(30:34):
the moment a small robot goes in starts interacting with
the larger machines on the floor, reportedly asking the fellow
machines about their work life balance.
Speaker 1 (30:44):
The robot asking are you working overtime, to which one
of the other bots replied, I never get off work.
The intruding robot then convinces the other ten robots to
come home with it, and the video shows the machines
exiting the showroom.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
It's all very odd. I want all of that to
go away. Here's number three.
Speaker 15 (31:03):
Three shall be the number count and the number of
the counting shall be three.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
Were dead within three hours, three.
Speaker 14 (31:10):
Security clearance level three.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
All three of three. I got all three of you
guys for the rest of your nas born live. After
that three days, they both start to stink unless refined me.
Speaker 4 (31:21):
My mate jokes about chasing pigs through the streets of Tacoma.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
Especially if it's police officer the pigs.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Tacoma Police Department said its animal control unit responded to
the east side of the city of Tacoma up in
Washington when a small pig was seen running through a
residential neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (31:37):
The little anchor, as it was reported, made them work
for their bacon, but in the end, notorious Pig was
safely Who wrote.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
This the police department wrote that really that was part
of the police department release. Then they said notorious Pig
was safely captured, escorted off the streets. They took it
to the Rusty ball Our ranch in the town of
Roy And they have changed the name from Notorious Pig
to Tory total night Notori.
Speaker 2 (32:09):
They changed it to Tory got it, got it nightmare.
At number two, what's going on?
Speaker 10 (32:14):
You two one two two people?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
There's two sons and no Womenmy tar haammi tar in
the sky. Portuguese Airline was forced to ground one of
its passenger planes last week because one hundred and thirty
two hamsters had escaped from cages in the cargo hold.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
And we're roaming free throughout the aircraft.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Now, if I knew they were hamsters, and I knew
they were hamsters, I think it would be funny. Yes, well,
even if I knew it was rats or mice, I
would think it was funny. They said it was part
of a delivery intended for a pets shop, a pet
shop which also included ferrets and birds. Can't have ferrets
in California. No reports of other animals getting free on
the plane. But man, the cats that were in that
(33:04):
cargo hold, and they would have had a field day
if they could get out.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Get wait, you can't. Can you have ferrets and co?
I don't think no, you cannot, you cannot. Here's number
one weird. Number one, Number one.
Speaker 4 (33:16):
Were number one Ben I saw Number one are you
the number one row, number one, number one, number one.
Speaker 2 (33:24):
This is why you don't buy stuff from Timu, morons.
What is Timu?
Speaker 4 (33:29):
It's the Chinese version of the cheapest Amazon products.
Speaker 2 (33:32):
You can get.
Speaker 1 (33:33):
I see Bella Moscardini is a content creator. She went
on TikTok to her more than one point one million.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Viewers, hurting my head with everything you're.
Speaker 1 (33:45):
Saying, talking about a cute little resin necklace that she
ordered from Timu, And she says, to her more than
one point one million viewers, what the hell, Timo?
Speaker 2 (33:57):
What the hell? It really really looks like a dog tooth?
Probably is, she said.
Speaker 4 (34:03):
The natural decay makes me think that it had been
yanked out of a dog mouth.
Speaker 2 (34:08):
Yeah, what why would you do this? Why would you
buy it from Timu? Why are you first pooing this?
This is your attitude problem.
Speaker 4 (34:17):
Fifty seven pence she paid fifty seven pence.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
How much is a pence? I don't know.
Speaker 4 (34:27):
It's probably a dollar that she spent on this thing.
Beneath her trending post, she commented that she had been
trying to report the mishap to the powers that be.
They don't care, They do not care. But at Timu
they provide a ninety day money back guarantee for fifty
sevens about sixty cents she paid. She paid sixty cents
(34:51):
for a nasty, old, decaying dog tooth, and is surprised.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Lived their lives. Why is your face doing that? You
look so upset? She wants China to win? Is it
the pepperoni? Does it make you mad?
Speaker 1 (35:03):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:03):
No, no, it makes me quite happy. Do you like
the little pepperoni or the big pepperoni?
Speaker 16 (35:07):
More?
Speaker 2 (35:08):
Is that like picking between your kids? Do you have
a favorite child?
Speaker 10 (35:12):
Of what that?
Speaker 3 (35:13):
I made?
Speaker 14 (35:15):
No?
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Other people's children? Do you have a favorite?
Speaker 12 (35:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (35:17):
I could rank other people's children pretty easily. Yeah, As
matter of fact, I got some favorites in there.
Speaker 2 (35:24):
That's funny. That's weird. Also, well, just they're nice, they're kids,
They're good kids. Yep, some of them, well huh, some
of them. You've been listening to The Gary and Shannon Show.
Speaker 4 (35:35):
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