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May 23, 2024 23 mins
Google Buster: About eight in ten of us have and maintain one of these. What are they? A: Bucket List
Bonus Buster: Only 35% of people claim to have played this prank on someone. What is it?
A: Ding-dong-ditch
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(00:00):
So we know a lot of peopleheading out early for this nice long holiday
weekend, Memorial Day weekend, Sowe thought on the show today we'd kind
of dedicate it to that. Whatare your plans? Yeah, and what
does it mean to you? Whatare your plans? We're just nosy.
I always go through a frustration overMemorial Day Weekend. I think I talk
about this every year. But becauseMemorial Day Weekend really is supposed to be

(00:20):
about those who pay the ultimate sacrificefor our freedom. So what it's all
about Memorial Day Weekend for those whowere serving in the military who died defending
our country, as opposed to VeteransDay. Right, So first of all,
I was, I don't know.And listen, I love my veterans.
My dad retired Navy after twenty years, my brother retired Army after twenty
years. I love my military.Right, this isn't about veterans. This

(00:41):
is about those who died for ourcountry. It's not about barbecues, right,
And so that's the other thing.It's always like, Eh, this
is the summer fun kickoff weekend,which by the way, we're kicking off
later today definitely, but we canthank our military. That really pay the
ultimate sacrifice for the ability to havethat freedom. There you go. Now
that we have that said, whatdo you do this holiday weekend? We'd
love to hear on the show thismorning eight six six, two four five

(01:03):
fifty nine fifty eight MJ tickets againfor the fabulous Fox Theater. We'll do
that with your Google Buster question.And Judy, we're down to the final
two days to win money thousand dollarspayday. Your first keyword you need to
enter Kalou dot com. Is itnine o'clock? You go, that's the
plans. But that's the Thursday installmentsof US Billy and Judy in the Morning.
Hey, wakey, welcome to Thursday. We are Billy and Judy in

(01:23):
the Morning. You like that eggsand bakey, wakey, wakey, all
the good stuff. It makes mefeel like a kid again, I know,
and you are kind of kids tothanks so, Judy. US News
and World Report they put this outevery year, the list of the best
cities in America in which to live, and I'd love to know the criteria,
but go ahead and give us thatlist. Well, so you know,

(01:45):
it's things like job opportunities, okay, cost a living, like price
of gas, all that stuff,quality of life, desirability, So for
example, quality of life and jobopportunities. Columbia, Missouri's use one that's
on this list. But is itdesirable depends on what you consider desirable.

(02:07):
Apparently we consider it desirable in Coloradoor in the Carolinas. Oh well,
yeah, Caro. Well which Carolinas? Which one five out of the top
ten were in Colorado or the Carolinas? Which I thought was interesting. I'll
just give you the top five,okay. Charlotte, North Carolina came in
at number five the most desirable cities. I know a few people who have
lived there who absolutely loved Charlotte,North Carolina. Not far and down the

(02:30):
road Greenville, South Carolina, I'veheard of. My brother would love to
move there. Feels to me likethey would be a little small and a
little slow, But I don't know'sit ever been there? Yeah, Colorado
Springs at number three. I loveColorado, guard to the gods. Is
that in Colorado Springs? I thinkso. I don't know. Number two
out of left field, making absolutelyno sense to anyone who put this list

(02:53):
together. Oisey, Idaho. Wellthere you go. Maybe people know what
they're talking about I've never been.Oh, and then the number one most
desirable city I get salt Lake Cityin America is Naples, Florida. I
have no desire. And I wasjust thinking, if I ever get fired,

(03:14):
that's exactly where I'm heading. Iget burned with beach stuff, though
you won't be there. No,that's exactly why I'm heading. I'll go
to Colorado. Got the best honestmorning in the Wow. That's Billy with
a Y and with us And it'salmost Friday with an FRII yeah, you

(03:38):
know a lot of people are goingto be sneaking out early starting today for
this holiday weekend, so we thoughtwe kind of make this the Friday edition
of Billy and Judy in the Morning, kind of an open phone Friday.
Judy, Yeah, we want toknow what you're doing because we're also really
nosy, And we have a pairof tickets for you to see the fabulous
MJ at the Fabulous Fox. Lotsof fabulous is going on there starting on

(04:00):
May the twenty eighth. Thirty youhave to do is bust my Google,
which I'll get to you at aboutseven forty this morning. Also, Judy,
we're down to the final two daysof winning money. Yeah, on
thousand dollars Payday. Your first opportunityis at nine o'clock with us and another
podcast to add to the list.And her name is Pepa Pig. I'm
good. We'll find out what Judy'stalking about with that. Also, because

(04:24):
it is sort of the unofficial kickoffto Summer Fool season is here. I've
got some really interesting new numbers outthat are kind of disturbing in regards to
your swimming pool, Judy. I'mgonna share that on the show. All
right, Well, let's get toit. I'm ready boy. All right,
Well, I'll do that. Butthe news hear me for this Thursday,
May the twenty third, the newsfueled by new balance. Saint Louis

(04:44):
nationally known locally owned showers early partlycloudy this afternoon. Eighty two three people
were shot last night at a parkinglot outside of the Saint Charles Convention Center.
Two of those victims suffering life threateninginjuries, at third not believed to
be life threatening. Two people bythe way, two suspects have been arrested
involved in that shooting. Former UnitedNations Ambassador Nikki Haley finally revealed yesterday who

(05:06):
her support for president in November willbe. She'll be voting for former president
Donald Trump. Now. Trump hasalready said that Haley is not being considered
for the vice presidential nomination, andher endorsement is not thought to likely change
that. And the Cardinals completed theirfirst series sweep of the season and the
first sweep of the Orioles by anyteam since twenty twenty two, with a

(05:29):
five to four win. We've gotthe Cubbies in town this weekend that as
you need. Now we spill theteam with Judy d You know I said
Pepa Pig could be a she.I don't know. I never saw the
show, but a lot of peopledid. Add To celebrate twenty years of
Peppa Pig, she or he orwhatever Peppa Pig is has teamed with Audible
for Peppa Pig's play Along podcast,which launches July eleventh, and it's going

(05:53):
to include a singalongs new band,the Piggy Wigs. That sounds like something
I will probably not Judy Diamond Beachbicking out hashtag first world problems. Yes
please, I'm so frustrated with orderingstuff, getting excited about its arrival,
and then having it delayed. It'shappening to me all the time right now.

(06:14):
We are talking Amazon, arn't we. So one of them, yes,
the other one was wayfair and sothat was via like FedEx, two
different things that were supposed to showup yesterday. And I'm telling you this
has happened to me like everything I'veordered for the past few weeks, where
it's like, we'll be delivered betweeneleven and one today, and so then
you start to watch and it's stillnot out for delivery, like it's still

(06:35):
whatever the location is all the wayup until I went to bed at like
eleven o'clock last night. Both ofthem. Now one of them, I
get an update this morning. It'llbe here on like May the twenty sixth,
when they said yesterday it was goingto be here between eleven and three.
You know what's frustrating about that isthat you know it's usually it's free
shipping with those two, right.The thing is, is you so you

(06:57):
can't go back and go I wantmy shipping money back, But I would
say, can I get a discount? Yeah? I don't know. Is
I mean possibly? I suppose,because you know it's that kind of time
of the year. Stormy season,So maybe that's the reason that things are
being delayed. I don't know.Am I the only one to experience you
promise it? No? No,don't promise me a delivery date and not
say it. That'd be like ussaying, Okay, we're gonna do our

(07:18):
show. We'll be there, We'regonna be Oh wait, I am out
laid a lot. I kiss.That means all the time for us.
We are the FedEx of radio.That's what we are. Anyway, That's
what's going on in my world.Anything fun over there, Judy going on
in your world? You know,I'm I'm trying to play catch up because
you know, when you go awayfor a whole weekend and I took a

(07:38):
day or two off, it's likeI am swimming in quicksand where you're five
steps back and one step forward,like all work related or other stuff,
other stuff work related people catching up. It's just you know, one of
how that feels. Now, Ithink I'm gonna end up spending all weekend
catching up. Well, you knowwhat, at least you have the time
to do it. That's a goodthing. I suppose that's that's what's going

(08:01):
on in our world. Clearly notmuch important. How about you? Anything
exciting in your world you want toshare with us? Yeah? Maybe what
are you doing this weekend? We'reall so nosy having a FO party?
You could invite me to eight sixsix two four five fifty nine fifty eight
Judy and Diamonds. You want toknow, I need therapy. I know
it's I know it's technically it's thetherapy, the figure get it out.

(08:22):
Yeah, this is an odd one. So my wife Melissa randomly says to
me yesterday, Hey, I justgot a friend request from uh, Jill
Butler. I was like, JimButler, I know that name. I
hang on a second, this ismy high school sweetheart. What yeah,
friend requested my wife yesterday? Isthat odd? Uh? Yeah? How

(08:46):
long? I mean, how longhas it been since you talked to her
my high school sweetheart? Oh mygosh, he's probably been fifteen years,
maybe longer twenty years. I don'tknow, for a long time. Oh,
there's so sting. I sorry tothink. How long have I been
married? I gotta be careful aboutthis answer. I was gonna say,
wait a second, it's been twentyfive years since I saw at her last.
But here's the thing. I'm actuallyfriends with her on Facebook, and

(09:09):
I don't know why I'm being more. We have so many friends in common
and that sort of stuff, butwe don't ever interact or anything like that.
Is that odd? Do you thinka little odd? It seems a
little I don't know. I wouldbe curious. I would be curious if
I was belisted to go, what'sbehind this? I don't think after all
these years there's anything behind it,you know what I mean? Like there's

(09:30):
like fun memories of like when youwere in school. Here's the funny thing
I'm saying all of this, Ihave no problem with it at all,
right, but if the reverse wereto happen, like I don't think I
would want my wife to be friendswith her high school sweetheart or college boyfriends
on Facebook, that would bother me. I think, see that, did
she say yes? Did she confirmthe request? She put it on hold?
I don't know what that means exactly. I don't know she's waiting around

(09:52):
to see why. And it's weirdbecause if you talk to her recently that
maybe would be okay as friends,but the fact that you don't talk to
her or donator act, but sheobviously sees you. Well, clearly,
there's nothing to it. It's fun, I think, to see what you
know, people who are part ofyour lives in the past, what they're
up to. That's it. It'skind of fun to see who they're married
to, what their family looks like, that kind of stuff. Well,

(10:13):
so you just made it okay,and now it's okay for Melissa's high school
sweetheart to friend you. Ow,I've busted my busser. That was it
correct? Amotive. I don't knowyou have thoughts on this one. I'd
love some input on it. Ona therapy Thursday, open phone Thursday.
It's we're kind of throwing everything atyou today eight sixty six, two four
five fifty nine fifty eight till mostof Memorial Day weekend right, long weeket,

(10:35):
lot of getting out of town.So what are what are you doing?
Yeah? What are your plans forthe holiday weekend? What are you
looking forward to most? Now thatsummer has unofficially arrived, Judie, what
are you looking forward to most?I would say spring cleaning, because if
that sounds badause I've already done springcleaning, but I'm gonna be doing for
crafting. You can't say spring cleaningwhen you're looking forward to summer anyway,

(10:56):
spring is not summer, beyind Iknow, I'm looking forward to black diamond
watermelon. Oh I've never tried it, but you keep talking about it every
year. You never had a blackdiamond watermelon. I think that they are
the best, although the last fewyears they have not been fantastic. They're
the round ones and they kind oflook black, thus the black diamond.
There you go. I see them, but they were like the ones that

(11:20):
there were like three left when Isaw them, and they were all bushed.
I'm also looking forward to the rain, hopefully coming to an end.
I'm so tired of the spring rainyweather. And I know this is killing
your allergies too. Oh can youhear it in my voice? So I
knows I can't stand it. Justgot this talk back message. The pools
are opening this weekend, so Iknow where my kids are going to want

(11:41):
to be. Yeah, pool seasonis here as well. Oh, that
reminds me. I've got to sharewith you in a few minutes. There's
a new survey out in regards tothe pool that might disgust you. Is
it filled? Because the first thingI thought of was cicadas. I'd be
like, if you have people over, you have a pool, y'all end
up dying and landing in the pool. I think you would be happy to

(12:03):
find cicadas as opposed to what I'mgoing to share with you in just a
couple of minutes. Oh boy,well, we'll find out what that is
soon. And a question so difficultygoogle the answer for a chance at MJ
tickets. Your google Buster question iscoming up. But about seven forty all
right, I am ready, andI know I can't wait, but I'm
so going to try. You're notgoing to get this. No one is

(12:24):
going to get this, Judy.About eight and ten of us have and
maintain one of these what are they? Uh, husband and wife? Funny
you say that somebody's already guessed thaton our Facebook okage, Yeah, that's
funny. Actually that was stuck steingover att Verlo Mattress was the one who

(12:46):
guessed that. I thought that waspretty funny. Oh thank you, Steve.
But by the way, there's afantastic Memorial daycay All going on this
weekend, Judy. That is incorrectto Mondo, And there are several guesses
on our Facebook page. None ofthem are correct. So if you want
to sneak a peek to eliminate thoseoptions, you should do that. First.
I'll give you the question again.About eight out of ten of us

(13:07):
have and maintain one of these whatare they? Trying to get an answer
Judy to this morning's google Buster question? Shall I repeat the question? Please?
Uh so? About eight out often of us have and maintain one
of these what are they? Oh? By us two to the play the

(13:33):
play. I know that it's incorrectto mondo Judy, but that's okay.
We have John and we have Jakewith us. Guys, any idea what
this is? A car? Abrand new car? No, John and
Jake. I'm gonna give you aclue. And I think this is going
to do it. And this issuch a ridiculous google Buster question, by
the way, so eight out often of us have one to maintain this?

(13:58):
For most one would be skydiving.What thing you want to do?
I don't know if we're gonna getit. I hate to see it.
And if oh, a bucket list? Hold on a second, wait a
minute, would you like to takeJudy's answer of a bucket list? Yeah?
Sure, we'll take the bucket list. That is a right down.

(14:22):
It's kind of tricky and it's kindof stupid. You know, So eight
out of ten of us have abucket list. I don't know, really,
I don't know how you could maintainthe bucket list. I don't even
actually have a bucket list. Doyou guys have a bucket list? John
Jakes First, talk about the newsyou need for this Thursday, May to
twenty third, the news fueled bya new balance. Three people were shot
last night at a parking lot outsideof the Saint Charles Convention Center, two

(14:43):
victims suffering life threatening injuries, athird victim not believed to be life threatening.
Two people, by the way,too, suspected of being involved in
that shooting have been arrested. FormerUnited Nations Ambassador Nikki Haley finally revealed yesterday
who her support for a president andnob will be. She'll be voting for
former President Donald Trump. Trump,by the way, has already said that

(15:05):
Haley is not being considered for thevice presidential nomination, and her endorsement isn't
thought to be likely changing that anytimesoon. The Cardinals completed their first series
sweep of the season the first weekof the Orioles by any team since twenty
twenty two with a five to fourwin. We have the Cubbies in town
this weekend. That is it asyou need Now we spill the team with
Judy d I thought this was agood one and it's actually a life hack.

(15:28):
But the reason is because a lotof people are traveling and if you're
traveling with a group of members,this is flying family members. This is
so cool. Make sure to mixup your clothing between the suitcases that well,
if the bag gets lost or sold, one person doesn't completely out closed.
Yeah, you know, I've alwaysthought about you know, I've never

(15:50):
done this. You know, youhave you carry on and you have like
the luggage that you check can justpull them like a couple of outfits in
there just in case. I doit every single time I go and definitely
extra under our Billy and Judy inthe morning. So what are you looking
forward to as you head off intothis Memorial Day weekend into a lot of
people taking off Friday and sneaking outa little early starting today? Yeah,

(16:12):
so what are you doing for that? Are you good? One of the
forty eight million that are getting onthe road driving, You're one of the
what ten point five billion are fullof line? Did you say three million?
Your numbers are crazy? No,forty eight forty eight million and over
one hundred million people are going tobe traveling this holiday weekend. Oh,

(16:33):
I got to look. Oh nowI'm confused. You're the one who told
me this just yesterday. I gotto look at my numbers again. Sorry
about that. What are you lookingforward to this weekend? Got this talk
back message? I'm looking forward toanything outdoors this summer. Hiking, biking,
going to the park. That's whatsummer's all about. Yeah, that
sounds awful to me. All thatstuff she just said sounds horrible. No,

(16:53):
see that sounds great except for thecicadas. When do they go away?
These cicadas are really bother you forsome reason, aren't they say?
Yes, they're all over. Idon't like them. What are you looking
forward to? Maybe this holiday weekend? What are you looking forward to this
summer? Now that is has unofficiallyarrived. I am looking forward to the

(17:14):
fact that my us soon to bea seven year old sub Max gets his
cast off this morning and finally,hopefully life will get back to normal at
our house or at least as normalas it is. I can't wait for
Max. I wonder how if he'sgonna be more careful with dewey things.
Not a chance, not with mykid anyway. That's what we're up to
again. If you want to shareyours with us on a basically an open

(17:36):
phone Thursday eight six six two fourfive fifty nine fifty eight and Judy,
they're gonna eat that number again.Bonus buster question with Judy at about eight.
I get my revenge and a chanceto win nothing but bragging rights,
Judy Diamond, That bonus buster questionis oldly, oldly, I'm gonna get
this right, holdly, hold on. Only thirty five percent of people claim

(18:02):
to have played this prank on someone, only thirty five Thirty five percent seems
like a high number to say,only only thirty five percent pull this prank
on somebody, A fake proposal ofsome sort. No, that's a good
guess. Does they have to dowith relationships? No, they have to

(18:25):
do with work? No, Idon't know. The question is only thirty
five percent of people claim to haveplayed this prank on someone. And you
guessed a couple of things, well, I mean I guessed the proposal.
I don't know why that would bejust a whole you know, like you
ever see those videos where the guydrops down on his knee and she thinks
that he's going to propose that heties his shoe. Oh I hate that.

(18:48):
Oh I just laugh every time Isee that that was incorrect. I'm
on deal. Can you give mea clue? Yes, I will say
I think that saying only thirty fivepercent of people that thirty five percent is
low. It's something that you dousually as a kid. It evolves going

(19:11):
on to people's homes and then leavingfast. Well, Hostess makes these ding
dong ditching. Is that what it'scalled? Yes, dingday that's the one
right there. Thank you really greeto put wood for bussy my bonus,

(19:33):
butcher, good job. When Iwas a kid, people called it something
different and it was very not good. Oh no, no, no,
always see John ditch. That ismy bonus bust off. We're doing an
open phone Friday on a Thursday becausewe're assuming a lot of people are sneaking
out early or you're not going tobe focused at all tomorrow. Yeah,
I mean I'm a hard time focusingtoday, of course. Iye allergy is

(19:56):
bad. But that's one story.But we want to hear your stories.
It's mine's away. I want astory you have like layers of challenge.
Challenge is today your allergies are awful, you already have a hard time focusing,
and now you're ready for the weekend. Oh I'm so ready. And
it's but so we want to findout. Yeah, you're not the only
one. We got this talk backmessage. Apparently things getting very busy for

(20:18):
per Yep, we're just packing upthe kids and going to mom and dads.
That actually doesn't sound so bad.Well, speaking of that, we
got a voicemail message that I thoughtwas like the perfect way to spend Memorial
Day weekend. We're not going anywherethis year, and I'm loving it.
No traffic, no crowds, justsucking out in our own backyard. I
mean, to me, that's exactlywhat you know the holiday week I mean,

(20:40):
obviously it's not what the holiday weekend. It's about this Memorial Day weekend.
That's a whole other conversation. Butwhen you talk about the unofficial kickoff
this summer, for me, it'sin the backyard, the pool, the
grill. Well, yeah, itwould be for me too, if it
wasn't for the cicadas and the allergies. You want to stay inside, stay
with all of the stuff that's causingyour allergy issues. It's going to make

(21:02):
me want to cry. If anybodyhas any tips on that, I've tried
it all. Just know that eightsix six two four five fifty nine fifty
eight eighty six six Billy Judy isour number. Or use that talk back
feature again that's on the free iHeartRadioapp the Thursday. We are Billy and
Judy in the morning. You likethat aggs and bakey, wakey waky,
all the good stuff. It makesme feel like a kid again, I

(21:22):
know, but you are kind ofkids to so, Judy. US News
and World Report they put this outevery year, the list of the best
cities in America in which to live, and I'd love to know the criteria,
but go ahead and give us thatlist. Well, so you know,
it's things like job opportunities, okay, cost of living, like price
of gas, all that stuff,quality of life, desirability, So for

(21:47):
example, quality of life and jobopportunities. Columbia, Missouri is usually one
that's on this list. But isit desirable depends on what you consider desirable.
Apparently we consider it desirable in Coloradoor in the Carolinas. Oh well,
yeah, Caro. Well, whichCarolina's five out of the top ten

(22:08):
were in Colorado or the Carolinas,which I thought was interesting. I'll just
give you the top five, Okay. Charlotte, North Carolina came in at
number five the most desirable cities.I know a few people who have lived
there who absolutely loved Charlotte, NorthCarolina. Not far and down the road
Greenville, South Carolina, I've heardof. My brother would love to move
there. Feels to me like theywould be a little small and a little

(22:30):
slow, But I don't know.It's never been there. Yeah, Colorado
Springs at number three. I loveColorado regard to the gods. Is that
in Colorado Springs? I think so. I don't know. Number two out
of left field, making absolutely nosense to anyone who put this list together.
Ooisy, Idaho. Well there yougo. Maybe people know what they're
talking about. I've never been,oh Boisy. And then the number one

(22:55):
most desirable city, see if Iget salt Lake city in America is Naples,
Florida. I have no desire andI was just thinking, if I
ever get fired, that's exactly whereI'm heading. I get burned with beach
stuff, though you won't be there. No, that's exactly why I'm heading.
I'll go to Colorado.
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