May 3, 2024 • 36 mins
What was the main thing stopping Jesse from reenlisting? Testifying in front of congress.The commies understand where real power is, and they seize it. You must do the same and wrest power from them. The USDA is causing meat prices to skyrocket but don’t worry, the GOP is tackling antisemitism and funding Ukraine. Beans and brussel sprouts.
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour, final hour actually of the Jesse
Kelly Show. Odd eight Thursday. We're gonna make fun of
Joe Biden some this hour, we'll talk about what's happening
at the CDC. Here. To start out, deal with a
bunch of emails, just kind of bounce around randomly and
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aimlessly while pretending like we do a professional show, you know,
pretty much like every other night here on the Jesse
Kelly Show. Also, don't forget to email us your questions
for tomorrow Tomorrow's Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Email those into
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So we talked about
about our institutions many, many, many times, and how ideologically
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captured they are. Our institute usions have been taken over
by a bunch of America hating commies. And let's remember this.
If you want to feel better about it, maybe it
would make you feel worse. I don't think so. But
if you want to feel better about it, they took
these things on purpose, and we can take them back
on purpose, but they took them on purpose. I told
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you this story before, but here's one from it. Here's
a little blasts in the past. I always remember this
when it hit me hard, So I know you're going
to find this really really shocking with how professional and
sophisticated the show is. But I did not go to Harvard,
I know what, Chris, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't
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go to Harvard or any of the Ivy League schools.
They didn't let me in any of those. But no, see,
I didn't go to Harvard. But I know enough people
now who did. Then I understand what it's like. I
understand the high pressure the kids go through with these
elite universities, the mountain of work that is dumped on
them at the elite universities. And I also understand from
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my several conversations with them that you do sit around
and you do dream about what you're gonna be in
life when you're sitting there at Harvard. Let's be honest,
your opportunities traditionally have been pretty good. You know, what
are you gonna do with yourself? I'm gonna do this,
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I'm gonna do that. I'm going into law. I'm a doctor.
But do these things right. So occasionally, especially if it's
a Friday Saturday night, sitting around with some friends and
Abolojack or something. You would be talking about the future.
What are your future plans, what are you gonna do?
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And there was a guy who was at Harvard with
Barack Obama when Barack Obama was at Harvard, and they're
having one of these little get together events, a bunch
of them sitting around a room, and that's what they
were all doing. They were all discussing what they were
going to go into, what their future plans were. And
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it was, honestly, when you heard the guy tell the story,
you would laugh. I laughed when he was telling the
story because it's everything you could imagine. I'm going to
be a doctor. I think I'm going to try to
take over the tech sector of this job I'm going
to start. It was every high and elite thing you
could possibly imagine until they got to Barack Obama. Everyone
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had just gone down the list of the lucrative jobs,
millionaire jobs they were going to take when they got
out of Harvard, and Barack Obama sat there and told
every one of them that he was going to go
be a community organizer. And you remember that title from
when Obama was running, because that's what he ended up
doing went to become a community agitator is essentially what
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that is. You find various ways to protest and push
commed filth on your community. That's what he was now.
They all mocked him at the time, scoffed at and
community organized. You kidding me, you're at Harvard. But looking
back on it, now, Barack Obama is the one who
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really understood where power was, wasn't he? And that's what
Barack Obama was interested in. He was interested in power.
Fast forward to a few years later. Was Barack Obama
showing up at any one of their events? Or were
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they showing up at Barack Obama's events? Was Barack Obama
sitting around stressing about getting a meeting with the new
CEO of best Buy? Or was the new CEO of
best Buy sitting around stressing about getting a meeting with
Barack Obama. Barack Obama understood where power really was, and
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he sought it out. He went and grabbed it. The
communist grabs power on purpose. The reason they run your library,
the reason they write your kids textbooks, the reason they're
in the CDC is because they're purposeful about where they
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go and what they control. Now, that is actually good news.
It's not bad news. It means these things can be
taken back if we focus on them. We have to
understand that's how they think, and we have to understand
that we can take these things back. But that's why
we have like the things we have right here. This
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is not my reporting. I want to give credit where
it's due. Vocal Distance is the one who did this.
Avocal Distance I don't know who that is. I don't
know Chris, but whatever they did the work he whoever,
it is good work. They did some digging into the
Center for Disease Control. Well, the cultural Marxists, the DEI lovers,
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they have taken over the Center for Disease Control. I'm
looking right here at a Center for Disease Control and
Prevention headline. And what is it that they're discussing. There's
an entire section on health equity to address historical and
contemporary injustices. We must change the systems and policies that
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have resulted in generational injustices. Diversity, equity, inclusion, accessibility, and belonging.
I kid you not DEIAB They actually added an IAB
to it. Are a foundational element. These are things social
justice is another headline. These are things that are not
just being taught at Berkeley. These aren't just the things
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being repeated at the latest pro Hamas protest on UCLA's campus.
These things are being ingrained in every single American institution,
and they're being put there on purpose. We have to
understand they're being put there on purpose, and we can
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take them back and fight back against them, but we
have to understand what they're doing and why they're doing it.
You want to know one of the main ways, speaking
of choke points, one of the main ways corporate America
was taken over by dirty commies HR human resources. Did
you know that it was? And I actually don't know.
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I've read, I've done as much reading on this as
I can find. I'm sure someone probably knows the answer
to it. But somewhere along the way, the dirty commies
in this country figured out that human resources is the
money choke point. If you want to destroy corporate America,
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if your company even has a human resources department, your
company probably is either leaning left or full blown commune
organization at this point in time. Why when the communists
figured out, Hey, we're not CEOs here, we're single white
women who hate everything, including ourselves. As a single white
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woman with no prospects, no dates, just you and your cats,
you don't have anything except the communism that you've come
to embrace. All you have is the hatred you have
of yourself and your country and your company. But you
can't get on that CEO board. You can't get on
the corporate board because you're a liberal white woman who
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majored in English. You have no skills whatsoever. But you
don't have to get on the board. You have to
get in the human resources department. You just need to
seize control of who gets hired and who gets fired.
You need to seize control of the quote essential training
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your company has to go through. Why do you think
you work for this company that was normal five minutes
ago and you just got an email requiring you to
list your pronouns on it and announcing that Friday at
noon instead of knocking off early to go have a
couple beers with the team to get to know each other.
Instead you'll all be meeting down in the conference room
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to find out how evil white people are. Why did
that happen? Because the evil liberal white women took over
the human resources departments of this country. And from there,
since they seized that choke point, they took over the
rest of corporate America. And I can see you nodding
your head right now. That's your HR department, isn't it. Oh?
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I know it is. If you were to actually eliminate
HR departments across the United States of America, not only
would every company become more profitable, you would watch half
the corporate communism in this country disappear overnight if you
could just get the evil liberal white women out of
the HR departments again, a choke point, and a choke
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point they sought out on purpose. The America hating liberal
white women didn't fall backwards into HR. She chose that
position because it would give her the power to destroy
and that's what she intends to do now that she's there,
all the while feeling like she's a better person. All right,
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all right, let's get to some emails, because we're going
to discuss well, marine corps, cuisine and other things. Before
we get to those that I should probably remind you
about the little tidbit about the money situation. It's bad.
The money situation in the country is very, very bad.
The FED came out yesterday and said, no rate cuts,
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and we don't know when there's going to be a
rate cut. Why because they cannot get control of inflation.
And they won't be able to get control of inflation
when you spend in print money like this, you can't.
You're doing the opposite of getting control of it. So
what do you do? You prepare? Get some gold in
your hands, get it in your retirement or silver, I
don't care what it is. Call Oxford Gold Group and
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let them get it for you. These are wonderful people.
They will take care of you. It's where I go.
Eight three three nine nine five gold. All right, eight
three three nine nine five gold.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
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Speaker 1 (11:38):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. And
I don't want to get your hopes up, but you
know that Cinco Demayo is coming up pretty quick on
the show. Are we going to do a show all
three hours in Spanish? Maybe? Look? Maybe have you all
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see here for three hours and I'll Luno and all
dose and I'll trace what Chris it would be, Uh
Mucho's bueno poor before Muchacho and I'm telling you right now,
it would be amazing. I don't know that I'll do
the whole show in Spanish, but you should know I
could if I wanted to CHESSI we all know military
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armed forces march on their stomachs. Why wouldn't a good
strategy to make sure they're all well fed and rested
to do the job they were trained to do. Maybe
not red lobster or anything like that, but what was
your experience with marine cuisine? Okay, why not make sure
they're all well fed and rested well when you're in.
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When you're in the I can only speak for the infantry,
that's what I was. But when you're in, you have
a job to do, and they, yes, they want you
to be able to sleep, but they're not stressing your sleep,
and they can't afford to stress your sleep. There's a mission.
They want you to be able to eat. They know
you need to eat, but they can't stress that either.
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And that's really that's really the essence of MREs meals
ready to eat. The older timers, the Vietnam guys who
were listening for them, it was sea rations, it was
rations in a can, it was can stuff. What Chris what. No,
there's sea rats. K rats are probably a thing too, Chris.
I don't know that much about those, But essentially, in
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a can. If you were in the if you were
in Vietnam, your food would come in a can, little
cans of peaches, little cans of this, little cans of that,
and you could heat the stuff up or not. But
it's just the same thing as MRIs are. It's just
stuff loaded down with preservatives to make sure that it'll
stay good socase you don't want to go in bad,
and it's loaded with calories. It is loaded with calories
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because they know you need nutrition, but what you don't
need is flavor. You don't need quality. They're trying to
keep you alive in fed enough to accomplish the mission
as far as my experience with marine cuisine goes. So
I know you're gonna find this shocking, but I have
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an obsession with food. My wife says it's a quote
unhealthy obsession. I don't think that's necessary to throw that
in there, but I will tell you food matters to
me a lot. It matters a lot. I'm embarrassed to
say that it affects my mood. It does. If I
have a wonderful meal. It puts me in a great mood.
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And if they screw up my meal or whatever, shut up, Chris.
If they screw up my meal or something, it puts
me in a really bad mood. It does, and I
wish it wasn't that way. This is not healthy. So kids,
you don't want to be like this. This is not healthy.
I can't stress that, but it is how I am.
So in the Marines, you know that when you're going
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out to the field or where you're in combat or
whatever it is, you know that you're not going to
get great tape food because that's not what they're It's
just not it's not their mission priority. They're not worried
about you having something tasty for dinner. They don't give
a crap, nor should they. They don't have time for
those things. So you have to learn to do things
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for yourself. For me, I would make huge grocery store
snack runs before we went to the field, and those
who came to Israel with us, they saw me eat them.
I got hooked on the packages you see in the
gas station of the beef and cheese sticks. They were
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just it's just meat and cheese. It was shit. Look it,
I realized it's preservative heavy, and I don't. Don't. Don't
send me an email lecturing me on the seed oils
or whatever it is you weirdos are obsessing on today.
I knew they were delicious. I knew it added protein,
I knew it add calories, and I knew I needed something,
and so I would throw them in my bag. But
I don't. I want to clarify that I didn't row
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one in. I would throw in two dozen, and I
would sit and I would cut down as much of
the MRI as I could, and then I would switch
over and I'd just be eating my beef and cheese sticks.
And it was like I was on the prison yard
with a cart and of smokes. I could trade those
things for anything. Everyone when they find out you're the
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one with real food, man, they'll they'll offer up a
kidney for a decent meal when you're out there. Look,
the food's bad, but I'm not going to sit here
and complain about the grunt life, because that's what you
sign up for. It's not that you sign up wanting
to eat bad food. But for me, personally, I signed
up for the Marines because I have always admired them.
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I always looked up to them. One of my buddies, Matt,
his older brother was a marine, and Matt went on
to be an amazing marine. Not in my unit, but
Matt's older brother, Chris, was a marine, and we used
to talk to him about it. When I was a kid,
and I always admired those guys. And I thought I
was a lazy kid, and I was. I was lazy.
I didn't have any drive. I wanted to fix that,
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and I wanted to see if I was tough. And no,
I don't think I found out I was tough. But
if you want to get tough, there's only one way
to get tough, and that's going through tough things. You
got to stay up too late and miss out on
some sleep, you gotta miss out on food. You gotta
work yourself into the ground so you're practically collapsing, experience
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fear and pain and things like that. I wanted that
as much as I obsess on food. I wanted that now.
It was the worst part of being in the Marines.
I know everyone's gonna roll their eyes at this, and
I'll move on to other emails. I want to get
to some other things NPR and other stuff in the house.
But they tried to get me to re up. They
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tried to get me to re enlist. When I was
in Iraq. They called me down. They wanted me to
sign up to be military intelligence because I'd done really
well on the ASVAB and whatnot. And I considered it.
And my two biggest concerns were they wouldn't promise me
this intensive foreign language school that they had, even though
now I'm fluent as everyone want. And the food the
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worst part. The worst part is the deck on food.
I wanted some better food. What Chris? It sucked? Anyway,
Let's discuss NPR and more emails. Let's discuss you in
where do you put your money now? I mean, what
do you trust when the big financial institutions have all
turned evil? Look, this is blackrock here.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I could argue in the developed countries, the big winners
or countries that have shrinking populations.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Okay, that's you want to give your money to those people?
Or do you think you should invest in things you
can touch and feel, in things you control done for you?
Real estate. It's time for normal people to begin acquiring
real estate. No, you're not going to buy a high
rise and you're not going to buy a ten million
dollar man, and neither am I. But done for you
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real estate. They'll find you the house that you can
buy in the best market. They'll handle the financing, they'll
handle the closing paperwork, they'll handle the rental process. What
do you do? You sit back and watch the checks
roll in. You'll start with one, it'll turn into several.
It will change your life. Man, I'm telling you right now,
we're changing people's lives. Go to Done for You Jesse
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dot com and change your life. Done for you Jesse
dot Com.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
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Speaker 1 (19:40):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. I've
got some bad news. I've got some good news. I've
got all kinds of things. Okay, first of all the
bad news. Might as well get the bad news out
of the way first. Here it is consumer confidence drops
to a twenty one month low over worries about food
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and gas prices. The American people, they haven't felt this
bad about food prices and gas prices in two years.
You remember all the things we've been playing for you recently,
middle class people now showing up at food banks, people
having discussion discussions with their friends. Hey, what do we do? Hey?
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Do you have enough meals? Hey? I think I'll just
eat twice today because I can't afford to eat three times.
So that's really really bad. Another one job opening slipped
to a three year low. That's really bad. Okay, so
it's bad. It's bad. It's bad, but I promised there
was good news as well. The bad news is people
are suffering, They're watching their way of life disappear, and
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the country's being wrecked. But all is not lost. The
GOP is there fighting.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Everyone. The anti Semitism on full display at college campuses
is absolutely abhorrent. As a former journalist, I believe in
protecting free speech, but I do not believe in protecting
hate speech. Calling for the genocide of Jews is hate speech,
plain and simple, and I can't fathom why some of
these university leaders are so spineless in their refusal.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
They're all over it. I mean, did you did you
hear this from this farmer? Meat prices are backbreaking? I
was I smoked some chicken the other day and someone
had asked me why didn't smoke a prime rib. Prime
mob was fifteen dollars a pound when I went in there.
That's why I didn't smoke some frigging prime rib. Have
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you seen the meat prices lately? That's why I didn't
smoke any prime rib? Do you hear what this farmer?
Speaker 5 (21:47):
So we're all about to pay a lot higher price
for beef, chicken, pork meat period. And let me tell
you why. There's a four letter government entity. They have
come down with a rule and they are taking away
our abilities as farmers, ranchers, homesteaders to take care of
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our livestock. What they have done last year was they
took away LA two hundred. Well this year they are
taking away all over the counter antibiotics and the wormer
whether it be oral splash on the pills. They are
taking those away from us and making us bring in
veterinary care in order to monitor and administer those. That
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is going to make our overhead as homesteaders, farmers, ranchers
extremely high.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
So, in case you couldn't hear that or understand it,
the USDA, they're now forcing all these guys to bring
in vets instead of just giving them the antibiotics they need.
They need to bring in veterinarians. So the meat prices
that have gone up are about to go up even
more to the point where you can't afford meat. But again,
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all's not lost. The GOP is on hi everyone.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
The anti Semitism on full display at college campuses is
absolutely abhorrent. As a former journalist, I believe in protecting
free speech, but I do not believe in protecting hate speech.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I don't get your meat prices down, you know, along
those same lines I played for you a little bit
last segment, but I want to make sure you get
the full, full, full dose of it. Black Rocks CEO
Larry Fink, you know Black Rocks, the evil corporation out there,
their CEO, Larry Fink. He controls so many American businesses,
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and he's out there saying things like this.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I could argue in the developed countries, the big winners
or countries that have shrinking populations. Okay, that's something that
most people never talked about. You know, we always use
to think shrinking population is a cause for negative growth.
But in my conversations with the leadership of these large
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developed trees that have xenophobic immigration policies, it'll allow anybody
to come in shrinking unemployment excuse me, tricking demographics. These
countries will rapidly develop robotics in AI and technology. And
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if the promise I didn't say it's going to happen,
but as a promise of all that transforms productivity, which
most of us think it will, we'll be able to
elevate the standard of living in country's and the standard.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You see, it's a good thing that the human race
is disappearing because guys like Leary Fink have invested mass
quantities of money into AI and in the end they'll
be able to have more money in power after the
human race is wiped out. But again that's the bad news.
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The good news is the GEOP is they're fighting.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Why everyone? The anti Semitism on full display at college
campuses is absolutely abhorrent. As a former journalist, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I got it. Oh the GOP that's also gonna defund NPR.
Because I saw this and didn't, I guess I was confused.
The House Energy and Commerce Committee, they're actually summoning the
head of NPR before Congress. Why, well, she's a nutball
and NPR is an evil organization, funded of course in
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part by you. The taxpayer. But what I don't understand
is why why the Republicans are mad about this, because
surely we're not funding NPR anymore. I was told over
and over and over again. I mean, my gosh, for years,
I've been told that we were going to defund NPR. Chris,
I didn't imagine that, right I did. The GOP did
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tell me they were going to defund it, huh. And
they have had control of every branch of the government
since that time, but it never got defunded. That's weird, Jesse,
since you know so much about food. That's true, I
do I need you to settle an argument between my
wife and me as chili supposed to have beans or not.
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It's from Jared, Jared. Nothing should have beans. Ever, I
certainly would be the last one on earth to question
the Good Lord's creation. Father. I'm not questioning you, but
I believe, just in my heart that beans were a
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trick He played on humanity to see who would take
this disgusting, vile, mushy filth and eat it. And I
have always believed. I believe it now and I'll believe
it for the rest of my days. That you know,
God's all seeing he's omnipotent. He sees everything. I think
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he laughs at you whenever you eat beans. I think
he sits up there, probably with the angel stuff, and
he's like, oh my gosh, look, hey we got another one.
Look at this idiot. Look if they're eating beans. My
parents used to make me eat lima beans when I
was a kid, and I hated them so much that
I would throw them up on the plate and they'd
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still make me sit there. What Chris, what what about
refried beans? See again, this is not an argument in
defensive beans. Yes, if I take beans and I fry
them down, let me put about twenty pounds of grease
in it, add some other ingredients in there, and do
everything I can possibly do to make sure the beans
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no longer represent beans and no longer taste like beans.
That yes, refried beans are delicious, and I admit they are.
I'll eat refried beans all day long. That's not a
defensive beans. It's like these people with Brussels sprouts. Brussels sprouts.
People do this all the time. Oh, you gotta try
the Brussels sprouts. You gotta try the Brussels sprouts. My
wife makes Brussels sprouts for herself, and she makes the
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boys eat it, and the house smells like someone died
in it ten years ago. That's what it smells like.
But Brussels sprouts, people, what do they do? They all
do the exact same thing. Oh, you gotta try mine. No,
I don't like Brussels sprouts. You'd love mine. I put
bacon in it. Yeah, bacon's delicious. Taking something delicious and
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adding it to the vile, disgusting garbage you call food,
which is Brussels sprouts. That's not a defense of Brussels sprouts.
I don't have to add bacon to my ice cream.
Why because the ice cream was good before I added bacon.
That's why you want some more heady, important stuff like this.
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There's more of it coming next.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
It is The Jesse Cally Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. We'll be back tomorrow
to do what one more time. This week, I was
thinking to myself, I really want to testify in front
of Congress. I don't have something specific I want to
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talk about. I just want to testify in front of Congress,
What Chris the sombrero. Yes, I would wear the sombrero.
We all know I would wear the sombrero. In fact,
I would have a ponn show and a sombrero on.
I'd probably drop some Spanish on. I'm right there. Just
blow them away. And I don't know why I have
this desire to do so. But Carol Roth, you know,
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Carol Roth comes on the show all the time, our
economist friend, always talking about dollars and cents. And she
was testifying in front of some congressional committee about small
business and whatnot.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Good morning, I'm Carol Roth, a small business expert and
a small business owner myself on behalf of small businesses
across the United States.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I'm asking that you are Bible. Yeah. She goes on
to say a bunch of smart stuff, but that's not important.
I was focusing on me. I feel like I would
really dominate speaking in front of Congress. What Chris. I
would know? I would say, I hold you in contempt, like,
I would say all kinds of stuff like that. I
would be witty. I feel like I would abuse the
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communists up there to the point that I could drive
them crazy, especially if I got one of the really
really dumb ones, like a Jasmine Crockett type or a
Rashida t Leab type. They would be so much fun.
Or if you could get on there with maybe Nancy Pelosi,
how hilarious would it be to make Grandma vodka upset?
You probably couldn't make Grandma vodka upset. She's a seasoned
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old dog. After all. What she puts up with the
old Papa Paul at home has got to be a lot.
So she's used to, you know, getting hammered. But you
understand what I'm saying. I want to testify in front
of Congress, and I would think with all the senators
and House members who are always bothering us and reaching
out to the show, hey can I come on and
talk about all the crap I'm acting like I'm doing.
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I think that's something we should be able to make happen,
don't you? Guys? Why are you shaking your head? Chris?
Why don't why? I don't understand what would I testify about?
Why do you worry about little details? Chris? I don't
know exactly what it would be on anything. Really, I
don't care. I'll talk about whatever. I don't have to
be knowledgeable. Look, if there's one thing the government has
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shown us, you don't actually have to know anything about anything.
You just have to pretend like you know about stuff.
If this guy could be president, I can testify in front.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
Of conplace for hate speech or violence of any kind,
whether it's anti Semitism, Islamophobia, or discrimination against Arab Americans
or Palestinian Americans. It's simply wrong. There's no place for
racism in America. It's all wrong. It's not America.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
You know what, We're going to make this happen. I
don't know where. I don't know when Jesse's going to
testify in front of Congress. I'm going to find a way,
and I'll have to go to DC, and all feels
so important. I'll hand out my business cards, you know,
the ones we had made that only have my name
and face on it and no contact information. Congressman, I'm
glad you're here today. Reach out to me if you'd
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like to talk about this, and he'll he'll reach in
his pocket later and pull it out and it's just
my face. Biden and Trump debates are planned for after
the voting has already begun. Well, yes, Biden, Look, Biden
and his team. They're in a situation. Biden can't think
or talk. That's a problem when you're a politician. Trump can.
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Trump thinks on his feet very well. Trump is still
given his age, I mean, given anything. His energy level
is still high compared to Biden. It's bad and a
debate is going to look bad and it's going to
be bad for Biden. So here's what's coming. And you
know it's what's coming. You've already seen it before. There's
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going to be one debate. They're going to have one debate.
He can't possibly get out of doing any debates. I
initially thought that's what he was going to attempt. But
when you get down in the polls the way Joe
Biden is currently down in the polls, then it forces
you to do things you didn't otherwise want to do.
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When you're winning, you can get away with a lot.
Remember Trump during the primary wouldn't debate anybody. He'd never
debate to Santas, he'd never show up to any of
the debates. Well, everyone whined and yet about that, But
what do we say on the show. Well, when you're winning,
you can do that. You can yell and whind and
complain all you want when you're winning. You don't have
to when you're losing, though, you have to. So he
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has to. But they're going to push this debate as
far back as humanly possible to ensure they can bank
as many votes as humanly possible. Before everyone gets up
and sees Joe Biden embarrassed himself on national television once again.
Gotta be a fascinating press an anial election. Yea, I'll
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tell you that much. And now here's a headline by
go you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't
get to. Don't forget by the way, to get your
questions emailed in tomorrow, anyone email them right now. Jesse
at jesse kellyshow dot com. IRS says it will need
some more money soon. Oh good, because last I remember you,
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guys basically took all of mine. United Methodists repeal a
ban on LGBTQ clergy, so things are pretty much as
Methodist as they've ever been in over there in the
Methodist Church. Britney Griner reveals suicidal thoughts after Russian arrest,
and she was forced to write a letter to putin Yes,
and it is a depressing thing to leave a Russian prison,
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only to find the obscurity of the WNBA pull results
shifting percentage of voters admit to illegal twenty twenty voting. Well,
of course there was all kinds of illegal twenty twenty voting.
We'll never get an answer on exactly how much. Let's
hope we have some systems in place to prevent them
from doing that again. Alleged ISID member, is it alleged
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or alleged alleged ISIS member was released into the US
by the Biden administration. He lived legally for two years here.
That's from the Daily Wire. Man, oh man, we are
just gear enough for something bad around here, aren't we.
The Feds keep rates unchanged, noting progress on inflation has stalled.
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When were we making progress on inflation? I must have
missed the quote progress on inflation. I know we went
from double digit inflation to oh, just four or five
percent inflation. That's not progress. I'm still getting poorer by
every day. How is that progress? Biden pushes more gun
control after four officers are killed in North Carolina. Of course,
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he does never let a crisis go to waste. Kansas
ban on child transit, transgender medicalizedation, fails to beat Veto
after two GOP lawmakers flip votes. Red state gops the
death of all of us. Remember that primary you're ignoring
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is more important than the general election you care about.
All right, emails, your questions will do it tomorrow, That's all.
This is a Jesse Kelly show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Another hour, final hour actually of the Jesse
Kelly Show. Odd eight Thursday. We're gonna make fun of
Joe Biden some this hour, we'll talk about what's happening
at the CDC. Here. To start out, deal with a
bunch of emails, just kind of bounce around randomly and
(00:34):
aimlessly while pretending like we do a professional show, you know,
pretty much like every other night here on the Jesse
Kelly Show. Also, don't forget to email us your questions
for tomorrow Tomorrow's Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Email those into
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. So we talked about
about our institutions many, many, many times, and how ideologically
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captured they are. Our institute usions have been taken over
by a bunch of America hating commies. And let's remember this.
If you want to feel better about it, maybe it
would make you feel worse. I don't think so. But
if you want to feel better about it, they took
these things on purpose, and we can take them back
on purpose, but they took them on purpose. I told
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you this story before, but here's one from it. Here's
a little blasts in the past. I always remember this
when it hit me hard, So I know you're going
to find this really really shocking with how professional and
sophisticated the show is. But I did not go to Harvard,
I know what, Chris, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't
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go to Harvard or any of the Ivy League schools.
They didn't let me in any of those. But no, see,
I didn't go to Harvard. But I know enough people
now who did. Then I understand what it's like. I
understand the high pressure the kids go through with these
elite universities, the mountain of work that is dumped on
them at the elite universities. And I also understand from
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my several conversations with them that you do sit around
and you do dream about what you're gonna be in
life when you're sitting there at Harvard. Let's be honest,
your opportunities traditionally have been pretty good. You know, what
are you gonna do with yourself? I'm gonna do this,
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I'm gonna do that. I'm going into law. I'm a doctor.
But do these things right. So occasionally, especially if it's
a Friday Saturday night, sitting around with some friends and
Abolojack or something. You would be talking about the future.
What are your future plans, what are you gonna do?
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And there was a guy who was at Harvard with
Barack Obama when Barack Obama was at Harvard, and they're
having one of these little get together events, a bunch
of them sitting around a room, and that's what they
were all doing. They were all discussing what they were
going to go into, what their future plans were. And
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it was, honestly, when you heard the guy tell the story,
you would laugh. I laughed when he was telling the
story because it's everything you could imagine. I'm going to
be a doctor. I think I'm going to try to
take over the tech sector of this job I'm going
to start. It was every high and elite thing you
could possibly imagine until they got to Barack Obama. Everyone
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had just gone down the list of the lucrative jobs,
millionaire jobs they were going to take when they got
out of Harvard, and Barack Obama sat there and told
every one of them that he was going to go
be a community organizer. And you remember that title from
when Obama was running, because that's what he ended up
doing went to become a community agitator is essentially what
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that is. You find various ways to protest and push
commed filth on your community. That's what he was now.
They all mocked him at the time, scoffed at and
community organized. You kidding me, you're at Harvard. But looking
back on it, now, Barack Obama is the one who
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really understood where power was, wasn't he? And that's what
Barack Obama was interested in. He was interested in power.
Fast forward to a few years later. Was Barack Obama
showing up at any one of their events? Or were
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they showing up at Barack Obama's events? Was Barack Obama
sitting around stressing about getting a meeting with the new
CEO of best Buy? Or was the new CEO of
best Buy sitting around stressing about getting a meeting with
Barack Obama. Barack Obama understood where power really was, and
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he sought it out. He went and grabbed it. The
communist grabs power on purpose. The reason they run your library,
the reason they write your kids textbooks, the reason they're
in the CDC is because they're purposeful about where they
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go and what they control. Now, that is actually good news.
It's not bad news. It means these things can be
taken back if we focus on them. We have to
understand that's how they think, and we have to understand
that we can take these things back. But that's why
we have like the things we have right here. This
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is not my reporting. I want to give credit where
it's due. Vocal Distance is the one who did this.
Avocal Distance I don't know who that is. I don't
know Chris, but whatever they did the work he whoever,
it is good work. They did some digging into the
Center for Disease Control. Well, the cultural Marxists, the DEI lovers,
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they have taken over the Center for Disease Control. I'm
looking right here at a Center for Disease Control and
Prevention headline. And what is it that they're discussing. There's
an entire section on health equity to address historical and
contemporary injustices. We must change the systems and policies that
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have resulted in generational injustices. Diversity, equity, inclusion, accessibility, and belonging.
I kid you not DEIAB They actually added an IAB
to it. Are a foundational element. These are things social
justice is another headline. These are things that are not
just being taught at Berkeley. These aren't just the things
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being repeated at the latest pro Hamas protest on UCLA's campus.
These things are being ingrained in every single American institution,
and they're being put there on purpose. We have to
understand they're being put there on purpose, and we can
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take them back and fight back against them, but we
have to understand what they're doing and why they're doing it.
You want to know one of the main ways, speaking
of choke points, one of the main ways corporate America
was taken over by dirty commies HR human resources. Did
you know that it was? And I actually don't know.
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I've read, I've done as much reading on this as
I can find. I'm sure someone probably knows the answer
to it. But somewhere along the way, the dirty commies
in this country figured out that human resources is the
money choke point. If you want to destroy corporate America,
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if your company even has a human resources department, your
company probably is either leaning left or full blown commune
organization at this point in time. Why when the communists
figured out, Hey, we're not CEOs here, we're single white
women who hate everything, including ourselves. As a single white
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woman with no prospects, no dates, just you and your cats,
you don't have anything except the communism that you've come
to embrace. All you have is the hatred you have
of yourself and your country and your company. But you
can't get on that CEO board. You can't get on
the corporate board because you're a liberal white woman who
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majored in English. You have no skills whatsoever. But you
don't have to get on the board. You have to
get in the human resources department. You just need to
seize control of who gets hired and who gets fired.
You need to seize control of the quote essential training
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your company has to go through. Why do you think
you work for this company that was normal five minutes
ago and you just got an email requiring you to
list your pronouns on it and announcing that Friday at
noon instead of knocking off early to go have a
couple beers with the team to get to know each other.
Instead you'll all be meeting down in the conference room
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to find out how evil white people are. Why did
that happen? Because the evil liberal white women took over
the human resources departments of this country. And from there,
since they seized that choke point, they took over the
rest of corporate America. And I can see you nodding
your head right now. That's your HR department, isn't it. Oh?
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I know it is. If you were to actually eliminate
HR departments across the United States of America, not only
would every company become more profitable, you would watch half
the corporate communism in this country disappear overnight if you
could just get the evil liberal white women out of
the HR departments again, a choke point, and a choke
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point they sought out on purpose. The America hating liberal
white women didn't fall backwards into HR. She chose that
position because it would give her the power to destroy
and that's what she intends to do now that she's there,
all the while feeling like she's a better person. All right,
(10:30):
all right, let's get to some emails, because we're going
to discuss well, marine corps, cuisine and other things. Before
we get to those that I should probably remind you
about the little tidbit about the money situation. It's bad.
The money situation in the country is very, very bad.
The FED came out yesterday and said, no rate cuts,
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and we don't know when there's going to be a
rate cut. Why because they cannot get control of inflation.
And they won't be able to get control of inflation
when you spend in print money like this, you can't.
You're doing the opposite of getting control of it. So
what do you do? You prepare? Get some gold in
your hands, get it in your retirement or silver, I
don't care what it is. Call Oxford Gold Group and
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let them get it for you. These are wonderful people.
They will take care of you. It's where I go.
Eight three three nine nine five gold. All right, eight
three three nine nine five gold.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
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Speaker 1 (11:38):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. And
I don't want to get your hopes up, but you
know that Cinco Demayo is coming up pretty quick on
the show. Are we going to do a show all
three hours in Spanish? Maybe? Look? Maybe have you all
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see here for three hours and I'll Luno and all
dose and I'll trace what Chris it would be, Uh
Mucho's bueno poor before Muchacho and I'm telling you right now,
it would be amazing. I don't know that I'll do
the whole show in Spanish, but you should know I
could if I wanted to CHESSI we all know military
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armed forces march on their stomachs. Why wouldn't a good
strategy to make sure they're all well fed and rested
to do the job they were trained to do. Maybe
not red lobster or anything like that, but what was
your experience with marine cuisine? Okay, why not make sure
they're all well fed and rested well when you're in.
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When you're in the I can only speak for the infantry,
that's what I was. But when you're in, you have
a job to do, and they, yes, they want you
to be able to sleep, but they're not stressing your sleep,
and they can't afford to stress your sleep. There's a mission.
They want you to be able to eat. They know
you need to eat, but they can't stress that either.
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And that's really that's really the essence of MREs meals
ready to eat. The older timers, the Vietnam guys who
were listening for them, it was sea rations, it was
rations in a can, it was can stuff. What Chris what. No,
there's sea rats. K rats are probably a thing too, Chris.
I don't know that much about those, But essentially, in
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a can. If you were in the if you were
in Vietnam, your food would come in a can, little
cans of peaches, little cans of this, little cans of that,
and you could heat the stuff up or not. But
it's just the same thing as MRIs are. It's just
stuff loaded down with preservatives to make sure that it'll
stay good socase you don't want to go in bad,
and it's loaded with calories. It is loaded with calories
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because they know you need nutrition, but what you don't
need is flavor. You don't need quality. They're trying to
keep you alive in fed enough to accomplish the mission
as far as my experience with marine cuisine goes. So
I know you're gonna find this shocking, but I have
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an obsession with food. My wife says it's a quote
unhealthy obsession. I don't think that's necessary to throw that
in there, but I will tell you food matters to
me a lot. It matters a lot. I'm embarrassed to
say that it affects my mood. It does. If I
have a wonderful meal. It puts me in a great mood.
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And if they screw up my meal or whatever, shut up, Chris.
If they screw up my meal or something, it puts
me in a really bad mood. It does, and I
wish it wasn't that way. This is not healthy. So kids,
you don't want to be like this. This is not healthy.
I can't stress that, but it is how I am.
So in the Marines, you know that when you're going
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out to the field or where you're in combat or
whatever it is, you know that you're not going to
get great tape food because that's not what they're It's
just not it's not their mission priority. They're not worried
about you having something tasty for dinner. They don't give
a crap, nor should they. They don't have time for
those things. So you have to learn to do things
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for yourself. For me, I would make huge grocery store
snack runs before we went to the field, and those
who came to Israel with us, they saw me eat them.
I got hooked on the packages you see in the
gas station of the beef and cheese sticks. They were
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just it's just meat and cheese. It was shit. Look it,
I realized it's preservative heavy, and I don't. Don't. Don't
send me an email lecturing me on the seed oils
or whatever it is you weirdos are obsessing on today.
I knew they were delicious. I knew it added protein,
I knew it add calories, and I knew I needed something,
and so I would throw them in my bag. But
I don't. I want to clarify that I didn't row
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one in. I would throw in two dozen, and I
would sit and I would cut down as much of
the MRI as I could, and then I would switch
over and I'd just be eating my beef and cheese sticks.
And it was like I was on the prison yard
with a cart and of smokes. I could trade those
things for anything. Everyone when they find out you're the
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one with real food, man, they'll they'll offer up a
kidney for a decent meal when you're out there. Look,
the food's bad, but I'm not going to sit here
and complain about the grunt life, because that's what you
sign up for. It's not that you sign up wanting
to eat bad food. But for me, personally, I signed
up for the Marines because I have always admired them.
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I always looked up to them. One of my buddies, Matt,
his older brother was a marine, and Matt went on
to be an amazing marine. Not in my unit, but
Matt's older brother, Chris, was a marine, and we used
to talk to him about it. When I was a kid,
and I always admired those guys. And I thought I
was a lazy kid, and I was. I was lazy.
I didn't have any drive. I wanted to fix that,
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and I wanted to see if I was tough. And no,
I don't think I found out I was tough. But
if you want to get tough, there's only one way
to get tough, and that's going through tough things. You
got to stay up too late and miss out on
some sleep, you gotta miss out on food. You gotta
work yourself into the ground so you're practically collapsing, experience
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fear and pain and things like that. I wanted that
as much as I obsess on food. I wanted that now.
It was the worst part of being in the Marines.
I know everyone's gonna roll their eyes at this, and
I'll move on to other emails. I want to get
to some other things NPR and other stuff in the house.
But they tried to get me to re up. They
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tried to get me to re enlist. When I was
in Iraq. They called me down. They wanted me to
sign up to be military intelligence because I'd done really
well on the ASVAB and whatnot. And I considered it.
And my two biggest concerns were they wouldn't promise me
this intensive foreign language school that they had, even though
now I'm fluent as everyone want. And the food the
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worst part. The worst part is the deck on food.
I wanted some better food. What Chris? It sucked? Anyway,
Let's discuss NPR and more emails. Let's discuss you in
where do you put your money now? I mean, what
do you trust when the big financial institutions have all
turned evil? Look, this is blackrock here.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
I could argue in the developed countries, the big winners
or countries that have shrinking populations.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Okay, that's you want to give your money to those people?
Or do you think you should invest in things you
can touch and feel, in things you control done for you?
Real estate. It's time for normal people to begin acquiring
real estate. No, you're not going to buy a high
rise and you're not going to buy a ten million
dollar man, and neither am I. But done for you
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real estate. They'll find you the house that you can
buy in the best market. They'll handle the financing, they'll
handle the closing paperwork, they'll handle the rental process. What
do you do? You sit back and watch the checks
roll in. You'll start with one, it'll turn into several.
It will change your life. Man, I'm telling you right now,
we're changing people's lives. Go to Done for You Jesse
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dot com and change your life. Done for you Jesse
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Speaker 1 (19:40):
It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. I've
got some bad news. I've got some good news. I've
got all kinds of things. Okay, first of all the
bad news. Might as well get the bad news out
of the way first. Here it is consumer confidence drops
to a twenty one month low over worries about food
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and gas prices. The American people, they haven't felt this
bad about food prices and gas prices in two years.
You remember all the things we've been playing for you recently,
middle class people now showing up at food banks, people
having discussion discussions with their friends. Hey, what do we do? Hey?
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Do you have enough meals? Hey? I think I'll just
eat twice today because I can't afford to eat three times.
So that's really really bad. Another one job opening slipped
to a three year low. That's really bad. Okay, so
it's bad. It's bad. It's bad, but I promised there
was good news as well. The bad news is people
are suffering, They're watching their way of life disappear, and
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the country's being wrecked. But all is not lost. The
GOP is there fighting.
Speaker 3 (21:00):
Hi.
Speaker 4 (21:00):
Everyone. The anti Semitism on full display at college campuses
is absolutely abhorrent. As a former journalist, I believe in
protecting free speech, but I do not believe in protecting
hate speech. Calling for the genocide of Jews is hate speech,
plain and simple, and I can't fathom why some of
these university leaders are so spineless in their refusal.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
They're all over it. I mean, did you did you
hear this from this farmer? Meat prices are backbreaking? I
was I smoked some chicken the other day and someone
had asked me why didn't smoke a prime rib. Prime
mob was fifteen dollars a pound when I went in there.
That's why I didn't smoke some frigging prime rib. Have
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you seen the meat prices lately? That's why I didn't
smoke any prime rib? Do you hear what this farmer?
Speaker 5 (21:47):
So we're all about to pay a lot higher price
for beef, chicken, pork meat period. And let me tell
you why. There's a four letter government entity. They have
come down with a rule and they are taking away
our abilities as farmers, ranchers, homesteaders to take care of
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our livestock. What they have done last year was they
took away LA two hundred. Well this year they are
taking away all over the counter antibiotics and the wormer
whether it be oral splash on the pills. They are
taking those away from us and making us bring in
veterinary care in order to monitor and administer those. That
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is going to make our overhead as homesteaders, farmers, ranchers
extremely high.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
So, in case you couldn't hear that or understand it,
the USDA, they're now forcing all these guys to bring
in vets instead of just giving them the antibiotics they need.
They need to bring in veterinarians. So the meat prices
that have gone up are about to go up even
more to the point where you can't afford meat. But again,
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all's not lost. The GOP is on hi everyone.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
The anti Semitism on full display at college campuses is
absolutely abhorrent. As a former journalist, I believe in protecting
free speech, but I do not believe in protecting hate speech.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
I don't get your meat prices down, you know, along
those same lines I played for you a little bit
last segment, but I want to make sure you get
the full, full, full dose of it. Black Rocks CEO
Larry Fink, you know Black Rocks, the evil corporation out there,
their CEO, Larry Fink. He controls so many American businesses,
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and he's out there saying things like this.
Speaker 3 (23:37):
I could argue in the developed countries, the big winners
or countries that have shrinking populations. Okay, that's something that
most people never talked about. You know, we always use
to think shrinking population is a cause for negative growth.
But in my conversations with the leadership of these large
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developed trees that have xenophobic immigration policies, it'll allow anybody
to come in shrinking unemployment excuse me, tricking demographics. These
countries will rapidly develop robotics in AI and technology. And
(24:19):
if the promise I didn't say it's going to happen,
but as a promise of all that transforms productivity, which
most of us think it will, we'll be able to
elevate the standard of living in country's and the standard.
Speaker 1 (24:34):
You see, it's a good thing that the human race
is disappearing because guys like Leary Fink have invested mass
quantities of money into AI and in the end they'll
be able to have more money in power after the
human race is wiped out. But again that's the bad news.
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The good news is the GEOP is they're fighting.
Speaker 4 (25:00):
Why everyone? The anti Semitism on full display at college
campuses is absolutely abhorrent. As a former journalist, yeah.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I got it. Oh the GOP that's also gonna defund NPR.
Because I saw this and didn't, I guess I was confused.
The House Energy and Commerce Committee, they're actually summoning the
head of NPR before Congress. Why, well, she's a nutball
and NPR is an evil organization, funded of course in
(25:31):
part by you. The taxpayer. But what I don't understand
is why why the Republicans are mad about this, because
surely we're not funding NPR anymore. I was told over
and over and over again. I mean, my gosh, for years,
I've been told that we were going to defund NPR. Chris,
I didn't imagine that, right I did. The GOP did
(25:52):
tell me they were going to defund it, huh. And
they have had control of every branch of the government
since that time, but it never got defunded. That's weird, Jesse,
since you know so much about food. That's true, I
do I need you to settle an argument between my
wife and me as chili supposed to have beans or not.
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It's from Jared, Jared. Nothing should have beans. Ever, I
certainly would be the last one on earth to question
the Good Lord's creation. Father. I'm not questioning you, but
I believe, just in my heart that beans were a
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trick He played on humanity to see who would take
this disgusting, vile, mushy filth and eat it. And I
have always believed. I believe it now and I'll believe
it for the rest of my days. That you know,
God's all seeing he's omnipotent. He sees everything. I think
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he laughs at you whenever you eat beans. I think
he sits up there, probably with the angel stuff, and
he's like, oh my gosh, look, hey we got another one.
Look at this idiot. Look if they're eating beans. My
parents used to make me eat lima beans when I
was a kid, and I hated them so much that
I would throw them up on the plate and they'd
(27:15):
still make me sit there. What Chris, what what about
refried beans? See again, this is not an argument in
defensive beans. Yes, if I take beans and I fry
them down, let me put about twenty pounds of grease
in it, add some other ingredients in there, and do
everything I can possibly do to make sure the beans
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no longer represent beans and no longer taste like beans.
That yes, refried beans are delicious, and I admit they are.
I'll eat refried beans all day long. That's not a
defensive beans. It's like these people with Brussels sprouts. Brussels sprouts.
People do this all the time. Oh, you gotta try
the Brussels sprouts. You gotta try the Brussels sprouts. My
wife makes Brussels sprouts for herself, and she makes the
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boys eat it, and the house smells like someone died
in it ten years ago. That's what it smells like.
But Brussels sprouts, people, what do they do? They all
do the exact same thing. Oh, you gotta try mine. No,
I don't like Brussels sprouts. You'd love mine. I put
bacon in it. Yeah, bacon's delicious. Taking something delicious and
(28:21):
adding it to the vile, disgusting garbage you call food,
which is Brussels sprouts. That's not a defense of Brussels sprouts.
I don't have to add bacon to my ice cream.
Why because the ice cream was good before I added bacon.
That's why you want some more heady, important stuff like this.
(28:42):
There's more of it coming next.
Speaker 2 (28:44):
He doesn't care if you believe him, but he's right.
Jesse Kelly.
Speaker 1 (28:52):
It is The Jesse Cally Show. Final segment of The
Jesse Kelly Show on a Thursday. We'll be back tomorrow
to do what one more time. This week, I was
thinking to myself, I really want to testify in front
of Congress. I don't have something specific I want to
(29:13):
talk about. I just want to testify in front of Congress,
What Chris the sombrero. Yes, I would wear the sombrero.
We all know I would wear the sombrero. In fact,
I would have a ponn show and a sombrero on.
I'd probably drop some Spanish on. I'm right there. Just
blow them away. And I don't know why I have
this desire to do so. But Carol Roth, you know,
(29:37):
Carol Roth comes on the show all the time, our
economist friend, always talking about dollars and cents. And she
was testifying in front of some congressional committee about small
business and whatnot.
Speaker 6 (29:47):
Good morning, I'm Carol Roth, a small business expert and
a small business owner myself on behalf of small businesses
across the United States.
Speaker 1 (29:54):
I'm asking that you are Bible. Yeah. She goes on
to say a bunch of smart stuff, but that's not important.
I was focusing on me. I feel like I would
really dominate speaking in front of Congress. What Chris. I
would know? I would say, I hold you in contempt, like,
I would say all kinds of stuff like that. I
would be witty. I feel like I would abuse the
(30:15):
communists up there to the point that I could drive
them crazy, especially if I got one of the really
really dumb ones, like a Jasmine Crockett type or a
Rashida t Leab type. They would be so much fun.
Or if you could get on there with maybe Nancy Pelosi,
how hilarious would it be to make Grandma vodka upset?
You probably couldn't make Grandma vodka upset. She's a seasoned
(30:38):
old dog. After all. What she puts up with the
old Papa Paul at home has got to be a lot.
So she's used to, you know, getting hammered. But you
understand what I'm saying. I want to testify in front
of Congress, and I would think with all the senators
and House members who are always bothering us and reaching
out to the show, hey can I come on and
talk about all the crap I'm acting like I'm doing.
(31:00):
I think that's something we should be able to make happen,
don't you? Guys? Why are you shaking your head? Chris?
Why don't why? I don't understand what would I testify about?
Why do you worry about little details? Chris? I don't
know exactly what it would be on anything. Really, I
don't care. I'll talk about whatever. I don't have to
be knowledgeable. Look, if there's one thing the government has
(31:21):
shown us, you don't actually have to know anything about anything.
You just have to pretend like you know about stuff.
If this guy could be president, I can testify in front.
Speaker 6 (31:33):
Of conplace for hate speech or violence of any kind,
whether it's anti Semitism, Islamophobia, or discrimination against Arab Americans
or Palestinian Americans. It's simply wrong. There's no place for
racism in America. It's all wrong. It's not America.
Speaker 1 (31:49):
You know what, We're going to make this happen. I
don't know where. I don't know when Jesse's going to
testify in front of Congress. I'm going to find a way,
and I'll have to go to DC, and all feels
so important. I'll hand out my business cards, you know,
the ones we had made that only have my name
and face on it and no contact information. Congressman, I'm
glad you're here today. Reach out to me if you'd
(32:11):
like to talk about this, and he'll he'll reach in
his pocket later and pull it out and it's just
my face. Biden and Trump debates are planned for after
the voting has already begun. Well, yes, Biden, Look, Biden
and his team. They're in a situation. Biden can't think
or talk. That's a problem when you're a politician. Trump can.
(32:34):
Trump thinks on his feet very well. Trump is still
given his age, I mean, given anything. His energy level
is still high compared to Biden. It's bad and a
debate is going to look bad and it's going to
be bad for Biden. So here's what's coming. And you
know it's what's coming. You've already seen it before. There's
(32:56):
going to be one debate. They're going to have one debate.
He can't possibly get out of doing any debates. I
initially thought that's what he was going to attempt. But
when you get down in the polls the way Joe
Biden is currently down in the polls, then it forces
you to do things you didn't otherwise want to do.
(33:18):
When you're winning, you can get away with a lot.
Remember Trump during the primary wouldn't debate anybody. He'd never
debate to Santas, he'd never show up to any of
the debates. Well, everyone whined and yet about that, But
what do we say on the show. Well, when you're winning,
you can do that. You can yell and whind and
complain all you want when you're winning. You don't have
to when you're losing, though, you have to. So he
(33:40):
has to. But they're going to push this debate as
far back as humanly possible to ensure they can bank
as many votes as humanly possible. Before everyone gets up
and sees Joe Biden embarrassed himself on national television once again.
Gotta be a fascinating press an anial election. Yea, I'll
(34:01):
tell you that much. And now here's a headline by
go you know, you know the thing headlines we didn't
get to. Don't forget by the way, to get your
questions emailed in tomorrow, anyone email them right now. Jesse
at jesse kellyshow dot com. IRS says it will need
some more money soon. Oh good, because last I remember you,
(34:22):
guys basically took all of mine. United Methodists repeal a
ban on LGBTQ clergy, so things are pretty much as
Methodist as they've ever been in over there in the
Methodist Church. Britney Griner reveals suicidal thoughts after Russian arrest,
and she was forced to write a letter to putin Yes,
and it is a depressing thing to leave a Russian prison,
(34:47):
only to find the obscurity of the WNBA pull results
shifting percentage of voters admit to illegal twenty twenty voting. Well,
of course there was all kinds of illegal twenty twenty voting.
We'll never get an answer on exactly how much. Let's
hope we have some systems in place to prevent them
from doing that again. Alleged ISID member, is it alleged
(35:09):
or alleged alleged ISIS member was released into the US
by the Biden administration. He lived legally for two years here.
That's from the Daily Wire. Man, oh man, we are
just gear enough for something bad around here, aren't we.
The Feds keep rates unchanged, noting progress on inflation has stalled.
(35:31):
When were we making progress on inflation? I must have
missed the quote progress on inflation. I know we went
from double digit inflation to oh, just four or five
percent inflation. That's not progress. I'm still getting poorer by
every day. How is that progress? Biden pushes more gun
control after four officers are killed in North Carolina. Of course,
(35:53):
he does never let a crisis go to waste. Kansas
ban on child transit, transgender medicalizedation, fails to beat Veto
after two GOP lawmakers flip votes. Red state gops the
death of all of us. Remember that primary you're ignoring
(36:13):
is more important than the general election you care about.
All right, emails, your questions will do it tomorrow, That's all.
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