March 25, 2025 • 37 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Tuesday. We'll talk We're gonna talk about your base,
commanding your party here in a minute. We're gonna rip
on feminists. That's always fun. We'll get to emails. We'll
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talk about the Russia thing, all that and more on
the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
speaking of history, there are a bunch of examples of
what I'm about to describe. The Zetas, the Zettas. I
don't know how you feel like saying it. Those Zettas.
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Have you ever heard of them? Probably if you listen
to this show, you've heard of them. They're one of
the more infamous Mexican drug cartels and they do all
of it, the drugs, the human trafficking, and everything else.
They're famous for their brutality, torture, all kinds of stuff,
really ugly. All of it's bad. But what a lot
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of people don't realize is the Zetas they started out
not as their own cartel. They started out as a
pretty well trained military force. They'd been Most of these
guys were former Mexican Army and the Golf Cartel hired
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these guys, brought them in, organized them, and said, hey,
we could use some highly trained dudes who know how
to shoot, move and communicate. You be the enforcement arm
for us. And they weren't for a while.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
And then, as has happened so many times, the Zetas
are looking around thinking, well, wait a minute, we have
a lot of guns, and we're really good at killing people, and.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I kind of feel like we should be our own cartel.
If we have all this power, why not take it
all the way. Historically, the first Punic War, we've talked
about this one of the things. Really, the main thing
that kicked out the first Punic War was a king
hired this group of mercenaries. The group of mercenaries this
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is on the island of Sicily. This group of mercenaries
walked into this town and eventually they looked around and thought, well,
wait a minute. I know the king hired us, but
we have all these swords and shields and spears and
this town I kind of like it. I think I'll
take it. If you're not careful, the enforcement arm you
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hire can end up running you Trump. There's an article
out today in the New York Post about a conversation
Trump had with Jeff Bezos. Actually, Trump was sitting down
with our buddy Clay Travis. Remember Jeff Bezos, he's the
guy who owns Amazon. He was the guy who and
I don't know if any of this is genuine. Remember
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Jeff Bezos has funded all kinds of horrible stuff. But
maybe he was just seeing which way the wind was blowing.
But he puts out this memo. The Washington Post is
one of the most despicable left wing rags in the
United States of America. Bezos tells him, quote, we are
going to be writing every day and support in defense
of two pillars, personal liberties and free markets. We'll cover
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other topics too, of course, but viewpoints opposing those pillars
will be left to be published by others. Now, I
know that's music to your ears, But is there anything
communists hate more than personal liberties in free market? Jeff Bezos,
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he might might as well have announced he's running as
a Republican for president. If you're a piece of filthy
communist trash worth working for the Washington Post, that wasn't
music to your ears. But he is the boss of course,
so I'm sure they complied. Nope, this is what Trump
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told Clay. They actually did a couple bad articles on Bezos.
He said, this is crazy. I lose my fortune running
this thing. And the Post newsroom employees. You know, they're
out of control. These people are crazy. They're crazy people.
They're out of control. It's not that they're out of control, Jeff,
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it's communists, the street animals, the most radical types find
themselves in a unique position. They find themselves in a
position where the top dogs are afraid of them. That's
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a very interesting situation. And you see, so I want
to use it. I'm want to explain it in this
way as best I can. So I figured I might
as well use an extreme position on the right to
explain it in this way. What's an extreme position on abortion?
You know, I'm an anti abortion extremist. I'd make no
apologies for it. So let's focus on that, because that's
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one of those things that can be really uncomfortable and unpopular.
Let's say, and maybe you are this type of person.
Let's say you believe that abortion is wrong, it should
be made federally illegal, and if you're a woman who
gets an abortion, you should receive the death penalty, and
you want that passed into law federally, you want Congress
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to pass that. Now, we don't have to sit and
quibble about whether or not I agree with that or not.
We all would understand whether you agree with that or
not that Nationally, that's not going to be popular at all,
at all. The mood of this country is not that
anti abortion. It's not as pro abortion as Democrats. It's
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not near as pro life as someone like me, and
I admit that. So something like that is going to
be an election loser. The country's going to hate it.
The normies are going to despise it. It's gonna make
us sound like a nutball in a freak. That position,
that particular position is an electoral loser. But what if
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what if Republican politicians in the House, the Senate guys,
and what of Trump himself? What if guys running for president?
What if they court those voters for so long? Yeah yeah,
kill all these women, yeah yeah, definitely kill the women. Yeah,
kill the women. What if they court these voters and
court these voters, and court these voters and then nurture
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those views and nurture those views and nurture those years
and years and years and years and years of this,
and what if that kind of fringe will call it
a fringe group. What if that fringe goes from being
a fringe group to being such a gigantic voting block
for Republicans that you can't win a Republican primary unless
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you come out in publicly state, hey, women who get
abortions federally guilty, death penalty. You're running for House anywhere,
you have to take that position. You're running for Senate anywhere,
you have to take that position. You're running for Republican
to be the Republican nominee for president, you have to
stand up there on the debate stage on NBC and say,
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I believe women should be killed if they have an abortion.
It would be what electoral suicide? Of course, But if
you court that fringe group for long enough, you will
find yourself between the ultimate rock in a hard place,
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and that is you can take a popular stance that
the company that the country likes, or you can take
an unpopular stance that your base wants. What you can't
do anymore is merged the two. What you can't do
is both what's happening right now inside the walls of
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the Democrat Party is exactly what I just described. On
their end. These people now run the Democrat part.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Trump cabinet is on track to be one of the
whitest cabinets in modern history. And when the government is
given unchecked authority.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You know how unpopular that is nationally outside of the
most run down districts in the country, that doesn't play
anywhere nowhere. Yeah, you go to the bad part of
town and well, Jasmine Crockets District. You get a Jasmine
Crockets district and talk like this, Oh yeah, you'll get
to that.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
The person that should have been president, well.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
The run when I wanted to play. Let's say one again,
this one here he.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
The Trump cabinet is on track to be one of
the whitest cabinets in modern history.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Now, that's going to get you a whole lot of
you go girls in Jasmine Crockett's district around normal people.
That's going to get you shunned. So Democrats should reject that, right,
Except the Democrat Party has based at least the last
ten years of it on open anti white hatred, and
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their candidates, even their white ones, will publicly campaign saying
the most despicable people about white people. As a Democrat party,
you may know electorally that you should walk away from that,
But the inmates are now running the asylum. You're Jeff Bezos.
You walked into the Washington Post with all your billions,
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and you thought, just because you owned the paper, you
were going to be able to tell the despicable little
communists who write for it that they all of a
sudden have to be pro liberty. Communists hate liberty. They're
not going to sign on for that at all. You're
simply going to find yourself with a mutiny on your hands.
Have you ever asked yourself, why won't CNN just change?
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I see the ratings, no one's watching. Why won't they
just change? Low rating? Low rating, low rating? And yet
they continue to roll out the next left wing or
the next left winger. Why won't they change? The inmates
are running the asylum. The Democrats have themselves in quite
a pickle, and I for one, am enjoying it. Now.
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You love this one. It's a scream baby. The Jesse
Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
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wonderful Tuesday. Remember you can email the show Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. We'll make fun of the feminists
here in just a moment. Now, I want to do
some emails first. I also want to say, and maybe
you're wondering why I didn't talk about it at the
beginning of the show and why I'm not going to
dwell on it a lot now. Today Trump did something
very good. He announced he was going to declassify all
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the documents around all that crossfire hurricane stuff. Okay, that's good,
that's good. Why am I not talking about it? Well,
maybe you've picked up on this so far. I want
to see arrests now. If declassifying crossfire hurricane is step
one on the way to government people being arrested, then
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I'm excited. If it's not, then I don't care. That's
where I'm at. Government people have to be arrested, not
just expose, not fired, not resignations, arrests. They have to
be arrested. We can't save the country without that. And
if Pam Bondi doesn't have the stomach for that, well
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she's got to be replaced. Doctor Bandido. I'm not so
convinced that Rasputin was the lover of the czarina. The
Communists were in the middle of a revolution, so on
and so far forth. Okayu, he's talking about obviously Rasputant.
Rasputant was the advisor, spiritual advisor. I'm not exactly sure
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how we want to describe him of the czar, the
tsar's wife, and their children. Okay, So first, Rasputant was
I can't believe I'm gonna say this, A spiritual man,
if you will, considered himself to be a priest, a
priest with some with some leeway. Apparently, he was a
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man who enjoyed a good drink every now and then.
He is a man who would enjoy women, lots of them.
He was famously a wild character, meaning he would he
would sit at the table with with with fancy people.
He'd meet dignitaries, and he might reach over and pinch
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a ladies butt and a fancy thing with your suits
and ties and dresses on. Just a just a kind
of a savage. So why with the tzar and Tzarrena
keep him around. They had a boy who had hemophilia,
really really badly. That's what. You can't stop the bleeding
and terrible pain. And imagine what that's like for a boy.
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My boys come home with scrapes and bumps and bruises
every day. You can't do anything, really, because you can
bleed to death. They believed that the Tzar and Tzarina
believed that Rasputin had the ability to heal their son.
And I don't know what's real and what's not. All
we know were letters they wrote back and forth and
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you know, we heard from a guy who heard from
a guy. It does sound like sometimes what he did
with their boy was borderline miraculous. And as a parent,
if the worst person in the world is saving your son,
you probably think they're okay. And so he was kept
in their inner circle, but he was a walking scandal.
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Rasputant would walk out of the palace having cared for
the boy, and they find him passed out drunk the
next morning in a house of ill repute, if you will.
And this is the era that photographs exist, that hits
the newspapers. There are all kinds of forces opposing the
czar at this time, and so one of the rumors
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that was floating around because of Rasputant's manner was that
Rasputin and the Tsarina we were having an affair, that
they were lovers of some kind. There's look who knows, again,
who knows. Most of the evidence points to the fact
that that's garbage, that was tabloid garbage, that doesn't have
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any any any reality to it at all. But that's
the exact kind of thing that goes back to what
we've talked about so many times before. The older, the
further away you get from some thing. The less reliable
the sources are going to be. Think about today, Think
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about what we call the fake news today. Think about
the endless lies you will see if you turn on
the television today, lie after lie after I mean outright lies. Well,
let's say there are one hundred news shows, one hundred
news shows that come on at eight pm Eastern Time
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at night. Okay, one hundred news shows with all the
other channels. Let's say eighty eighty five of those news
shows are completely slanted, telling dirty communist lies every every
single nightly newscast. Okay, you with me, So eighty percent
of the news shows today they carry nothing but lies.
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All right, Now, let's fast forward one hundred years from now.
Not even way way way far in the future. Obviously
I'll be dead, you'll be dead. But one hundred years
from now, way in the future, they're looking back on
this era. What as they sift through everything, the endless
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quantity of media and social media and emails and texts,
And as they sift through this, what will be the
air fingers quote truth that lasts through the ages. What if?
What if somebody writing a book on what America was
like in twenty twenty five. What if their two main
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sources are the New York Times, largest newspaper in the country,
and NBC, largest channel in the country. Now, those are
two disgusting publications that lie about everything that if you're
an author one hundred years from now and you don't
know any better, tell me two more reliable sources than
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the biggest newspaper in the country the biggest TV hit.
You see what I mean. Now, go back further, go
back a thousand years from now, when we have one source,
what was his motivation? What was his bias? As much
as it pains me to admit it, we know a
lot of things about history that aren't true, and we'll
never know what they are because we don't have enough sources. Anyway,
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that was resputant. Let's talk about this article and feminism
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the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful Tuesday. I will
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get to the emails and you can email the show
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We got a race hoax,
we gotta seized fire. We have all kinds of wonderful
things still to come. I just have to touch on
this one first because it was written by this feminist
woman and it's from the Metro. The woman's name is
Alice Giddings and this is the headline of the article.
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Half of women have been dumped for this reason. Toxic
masculinity is alive and well, but that doesn't make sense. What's
she talking about? You dig into the article. Nearly half
of women forty four percent, believe they've been broken up
with because of their feminist views. And the lady goes
on to say, you know, the movement fighting for equal
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rights and opportunities. According to the global study by some
Dating app, sixty two percent of women believe that being
a feminist has made it more difficult to find a partner. Now,
I'm going to explain this in the most basic way
humanly possible. Ladies and gentlemen, if you have daughters, feminism
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it goes to the heart of the anti humanism that
is communism. I know that's a lot of isms, so
let me say that again. Feminism gets right to the
heart of the anti humanism that is communism. See, men
and women, they were made for each other, created for
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each other. We're supposed to fit together. We're different, and
it's fun to make fun of our differences. It's fun,
it's enjoyable, and our differences fit together. If someone texts me,
If my mom texts me and says, hey, can I
come down and visit on this weekend, she knows not
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to just text me. She knows to include Aubrey on
that text because I have no idea what the house
schedule is. We could be in Zimbabwe that day and
I would have no idea. I don't know. I knows
Ob keeps the schedule. Okay, So our differences help us
fit together. They are to be celebrated, laughed at. But
that's why God made us different, so we fit together. Now,
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if you man or woman, but will make this about
women's the articles about feminism. If you see those differences,
men are different, they look different, they get paid different,
then are different, and you decide that that is unjust
and you are gonna even that out, You're gonna make
things more equal. Well, here's the problem. You see, there's
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no possible way to make women and men equal in
every way without tearing down and turning off men. No
man ever, ever, ever, and the history of the world
has grown up thinking to himself, Man, I hope I
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married some woman who's gonna straighten me out. That's what
I need. Guys, don't think in that way at all.
Men want women who will support them and love them
and make delicious grilled cheese sandwiches and things like that.
Women want men who will love them and support them
and protect them and provide for them. These are all
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very understandable desires. But when you decide you're going to
become a feminist, you are actually deciding you are making
a conscious choice to make yourself less palatable to the
opposite sex. And one of the most hilarious and saddest
things about this is when feminists are presented with what
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I just said, they know it's true, but they'll try
to lecture you out of it. Well, men shouldn't think that.
To see, autoretically, you're already lecturing. Immediately, I'm turned off
even more. I was already turned off by your feminist presence,
but now that you actually started nagging and lecturing, now
I'm twice as turned off. Do you see you see
how you can't possibly win this battle? No, but women should. No, No,
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you don't understand. Nobody likes to get nagged at by
a bitter woman. Nobody. Men don't, women don't children don't.
Nobody does. If you are a feminist, or even worse,
if you're raising your daughter to be a feminist, it
can be very very tempting in this age. Especially let's
say you're a single mom. Maybe your ex did you wrong.
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Understandable you would have an axe to grind with the
opposite sex, Very very easy to look at that daughter
of yours and teacher men are garbage. Honey, you go
do your thing. You don't need no man feels good.
I get it. Yeah, you're raising her to be hated,
and she's gonna look around one day and wonder, why
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do all the guys reject me. Guys they don't think
I'm equal. No guy wants that. Nobody wants that. So
you don't even have to be political about it. If
you raise your daughter to be a feminist, you're raising
her to be miserable. If you're a feminist, you will
be miserable for the rest of your life until you
give up your feminist ways. Men and women are different,
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and that's fine. You know it isn't different race hoaxes.
Those have been around for a while.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
On March tenth, twenty twenty five, the Forensic DNA Division
of the Pennsylvania State Police issued a written report indicating
that ms Brown's DNA matched the DNA profile obtained from
the swabs of both the outer surface and inner nodded
portion of the news after it was taken apart. No
other person's DNA profiles found on the evidentiary items involved
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in this location in this investigation. As a result of
this investigation, earlier today, Detective Harold Bonds of the Allentown
Police Department filed charges against Latarsha Brown at District Court
thirty one pin to two zero one for the criminal
offenses outlined earlier by Chief Roca.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
That lovely lady created a newse for herself. Of course
claimed it was laying around. Of course, she's a member
of the school board. She's one of those people deciding
the education Aiden, Jaden and Braden will get in the
fifth grade. There is that What is that wonderful line
from Thomas Soul The problem for all these racist types is,
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or all these civil rights types, is the the supply
of racism way way outpaces the demand. There are people,
the Jasmine Crocketts of the world, who have risen to
their station only on this kind of ridiculousness. And they
can't give it up or they give up their state.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Ay that the person that should have been president had
to deliver her concession speech. I honestly didn't know how
I was gonna get out of bed. But I tell y'all,
I don't get any rush did. I traveled this country
because I knew. I knew it was gonna be bad.
I ain't know it was gonna be this bet, but
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I I knew, and I knew that the obstacles were
going to be even greater because not only was it
a woman, but it was a woman of color.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
The man. Remember when I told you these people have
taken over the Democrat Party and now the Democrat Party
can't bring them to heal. It's amazing watching it, Dear Jesse.
I discovered you around two years ago. I've been enthralled,
hanging on every word since. I only get forty five
minutes in before I get home. Sometimes I sit in
my driveway and listen, just taking it in. I was
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listening to an episode from February this year. I think
on Prime whatever what did he say here?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
This is about me saying I heard you read an
email from someone who's disagreeing with you wanting to give
Congress a raise. I heard your explanation was you get
what you pay for. I can't, for the life of
me justify this statement from you. It has me baffled.
Keep in mind, I've never disagreed with anything you said.
I freaking love you. Explain what you mean by this?
Do you think if we pay representatives more we will
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get a better bunch of people. I wish you would
admit that was a stupid comments so I could go
back to loving you, your dedicated listener. No, you get
what you pay for. If I put out an advertisement
and then let's let's say I finally am getting ready
to shed the burden of Chris. And let's say I
put an advertisement in the paper that I'm looking for
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a producer and I am willing to pay six dollars
an hour for this producer. Or I can put out
an ad in the paper and say, hey, I'm there's
a producer job for I mean, I don't know, pick
your number a generous salary. Which job is going to
get quality candidates? How many quality candidates am I going
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to get for six dollars an hour? How many? How
many are how many quality candidates are going to look
at that and think that's where I want to work.
You get what you pay for, including in Congress. And
I know it's the least popular position I will ever take.
Giving these scumbags in Congress raise, I get it, but
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these people it invites corruption when they when they make
what they make, and they are all just trying to
butter up the establishment for the next gig, for when
they get out and get some lucrative lobbying job. I've
told you before. I think they should be cut off
from all stock trading, all family members should as well
pay them a million bucks a year period. You don't
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get any other income. What Chris, It's fine, Chris can't
take it anymore. It's okay, Chris. We'll move off of
this topic. Let's talk about tunnel to towers. Let's talk
about widows and orphans. There are sadly a lot of
those over the last twenty years between the GWATT with
all the law enforcement ambushes, firemen are always out there
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risking their lives, sometimes losing their lives. Be nice if
we had an organization that was taking care of the
ones left behind. We do. It's called tunnel to towers,
and you know told I've warn you many times before
or be very careful about charities. You should look up
every charity, even when you hear about here. Look up
(30:07):
every charity before you give. They get charity ratings based
on how much of a charity it really is. Go
look up the Tunnel to Towers charity rating. When you
give it gets to the widows and orphans eleven dollars
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Will be back fighting for your freedom every day. The
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Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final
segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. Looks like we got
a thirty day Black Sea ceasefire over there Russia Ukraine.
So that's a good thing. Now we don't have a
peace steal yet. As you know, it's gonna take time.
(30:54):
I actually talked to somebody today who believes it might
very well take years to finally get a total peace
deal here. Who controls what? Who's in the I mean,
the red lines don't even line up for each country.
Russia is gonna have a red line of we're keeping
the territory we took. Ukraine's already announced Our red line
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is they have to give back all the territory they took.
I mean, it's just not so. We don't have anything yet,
but a framework is starting to form, and that is
a good thing, is it not? Also, I saw there
was a little bit of controversy on Snap and should
people be allowed to buy soda on Snap? Many people,
(31:39):
myself included, say, uh no, if you're on any kind
of a government assistance program, it's bare necessities. So I'm
not going to get into all that. But i will
say this, and I hate myself for even saying this, but,
like I said, a bit of a terrible mood, terrible
mood all day, so I might as well just come
out and say something. I don't like soda, depending on
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which part of the country you're from. For me, it's
five to ten pounds, not even kidding, it's that simple.
For me. I when I drink it, and I like
a good mountain dew or something like that as much
as the next man with my taco bell. I'm an
American after all. If I'm in a place where I'm
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drinking drinking a mountain dew, drinking a coke here, drinking
of this, drinking of that, it's five to ten pounds
of weight gain, and the second I stop within two
or three weeks, I will be down five to ten
pounds without a single other adjustment in my life. Isn't
that wild? I cannot change a thing, donuts, pizza, whatever.
(32:43):
That's how truly terrible for you? That stuff is so
hate I hate myself for even being that guy, for
being mister weirdo lecturing health freak. So just ignore what
I just said. However, it is one hundred percent true, Jesse.
The beer canned chicken is fine, and if you were, However,
if you are into sweet and smoky, use a can
(33:05):
of root beer in the big old yardbird, Chris Corey,
have you ever, guys ever used root beer and beer
canned chicken? Never? I know you're supposed to use beer, Chris,
it doesn't have to be beer've it never even occurred
to me to do root beer. I'm not huge on
sweet meats, though. What maybe it treats it like a glaze. Yeah,
(33:30):
but I don't see how it would treat it as
a glaze because the can is on the inside. I mean,
I guess you could glaze the inside. But what, Chris,
is your problem? Jesse? Is it time to replace Bondi
and Patel. No new information, no one jailed, and the
comedy judges are still running the country. First of all,
let's give cash some time. That's one. Two. Like I
(33:53):
said earlier about the Bondi thing, I now see another thing.
We're gonna We're gonna expose everyone who was involved in
crossfire hurricane. Okay, who's going to jail? We need to
see people in jail. People must go to jail. We
don't know. Look, two months in, we don't know whether
or not Pam Bondi's gonna send government people to jail.
(34:16):
Two months in, we don't know. As of right now,
no one's gone to jail. We at least are hearing
her say there will be prosecutions. There will be prosecutions.
And remember this is why you don't ever want to
be a Pom Palm waiver for any politician, don't ever
be one of these darks. Everything this guy does is
(34:37):
perfect because politicians respond to the things you want, the
things you like, the things you dislike. Donald Trump included
Donald Trump is outstanding at listening to the desires of
his base of his voters and responding to those desires.
Donald Trump, when he first launched his run for president,
(34:58):
couldn't stop bragging about the vaccine. He kept getting booed,
stop bringing it up, doesn't and you don't ever hear
about it again because he responds to his credit. The
worst possible thing you can do is become a palm
palm waving loser for whatever your favorite politician is, because
then you don't ever get anything you want. You're just
(35:19):
a loser on the side. Gow gow, Gow. It's pathetic.
They hear people on the right right now starting to
grumble about prosecutions. I promise you Donald Trump has heard
it by now that word is getting out there. Don't
be quiet, be loud, Be loud about what you demand.
(35:40):
It's your government. You don't worship anybody. You're not a servant,
you're not a subject. You're a citizen with desires for
your country. Make demands. I demand rests period. Anything less
than that, As I've said, I will consider a failure
if four years from now we end this presidency without
government people in prison. It was a failed presidency period.
(36:03):
That's it. So all, what's got to be?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
And now here's a headline, why go you know you
know the thing headlines?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
We didn't get to Kentucky. Governor Veto's a bill ending
DEI in the state's higher education calls his Veto a
quote act of love. Just a little heads up for
all you parents thinking about sending your kids off to
school in Kentucky, they will be indoctrinated. United Airlines flight
(36:31):
to China diverted to San Francisco after a pilot forgets
his passport. Oh man, that's the all time bummer right there.
Hank Seth sends two carriers to the Middle East and
escalating campaign against against the who thies who this have
actually been quite quiet, haven't they. I guess once American
firepower starts raining down on your head, you tend to
(36:54):
quiet down a little bit. DEI official at Catholic Loyola.
Loyola University sticks by DEI as other universities acts it.
Some are digging in, some are at least acting like
they're complying. Be shrewd as stakes with these colleges. Republicans
moved to shut down CCP police stations on US soil.
(37:17):
Oh well, what are we going to do? Shut down Congress? Okay,
I'll be back tomorrow for hump Day. That's all
This is a Jesse Kelly Show. It is the Jesse
Kelly Show. Final hour of the Jesse Kelly Show on
a Tuesday. We'll talk We're gonna talk about your base,
commanding your party here in a minute. We're gonna rip
on feminists. That's always fun. We'll get to emails. We'll
(00:32):
talk about the Russia thing, all that and more on
the final hour of the world famous Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
speaking of history, there are a bunch of examples of
what I'm about to describe. The Zetas, the Zettas. I
don't know how you feel like saying it. Those Zettas.
(00:52):
Have you ever heard of them? Probably if you listen
to this show, you've heard of them. They're one of
the more infamous Mexican drug cartels and they do all
of it, the drugs, the human trafficking, and everything else.
They're famous for their brutality, torture, all kinds of stuff,
really ugly. All of it's bad. But what a lot
(01:12):
of people don't realize is the Zetas they started out
not as their own cartel. They started out as a
pretty well trained military force. They'd been Most of these
guys were former Mexican Army and the Golf Cartel hired
(01:33):
these guys, brought them in, organized them, and said, hey,
we could use some highly trained dudes who know how
to shoot, move and communicate. You be the enforcement arm
for us. And they weren't for a while.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
And then, as has happened so many times, the Zetas
are looking around thinking, well, wait a minute, we have
a lot of guns, and we're really good at killing people, and.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
I kind of feel like we should be our own cartel.
If we have all this power, why not take it
all the way. Historically, the first Punic War, we've talked
about this one of the things. Really, the main thing
that kicked out the first Punic War was a king
hired this group of mercenaries. The group of mercenaries this
(02:23):
is on the island of Sicily. This group of mercenaries
walked into this town and eventually they looked around and thought, well,
wait a minute. I know the king hired us, but
we have all these swords and shields and spears and
this town I kind of like it. I think I'll
take it. If you're not careful, the enforcement arm you
(02:47):
hire can end up running you Trump. There's an article
out today in the New York Post about a conversation
Trump had with Jeff Bezos. Actually, Trump was sitting down
with our buddy Clay Travis. Remember Jeff Bezos, he's the
guy who owns Amazon. He was the guy who and
I don't know if any of this is genuine. Remember
(03:09):
Jeff Bezos has funded all kinds of horrible stuff. But
maybe he was just seeing which way the wind was blowing.
But he puts out this memo. The Washington Post is
one of the most despicable left wing rags in the
United States of America. Bezos tells him, quote, we are
going to be writing every day and support in defense
of two pillars, personal liberties and free markets. We'll cover
(03:31):
other topics too, of course, but viewpoints opposing those pillars
will be left to be published by others. Now, I
know that's music to your ears, But is there anything
communists hate more than personal liberties in free market? Jeff Bezos,
(03:54):
he might might as well have announced he's running as
a Republican for president. If you're a piece of filthy
communist trash worth working for the Washington Post, that wasn't
music to your ears. But he is the boss of course,
so I'm sure they complied. Nope, this is what Trump
(04:14):
told Clay. They actually did a couple bad articles on Bezos.
He said, this is crazy. I lose my fortune running
this thing. And the Post newsroom employees. You know, they're
out of control. These people are crazy. They're crazy people.
They're out of control. It's not that they're out of control, Jeff,
(04:38):
it's communists, the street animals, the most radical types find
themselves in a unique position. They find themselves in a
position where the top dogs are afraid of them. That's
(04:58):
a very interesting situation. And you see, so I want
to use it. I'm want to explain it in this
way as best I can. So I figured I might
as well use an extreme position on the right to
explain it in this way. What's an extreme position on abortion?
You know, I'm an anti abortion extremist. I'd make no
apologies for it. So let's focus on that, because that's
(05:21):
one of those things that can be really uncomfortable and unpopular.
Let's say, and maybe you are this type of person.
Let's say you believe that abortion is wrong, it should
be made federally illegal, and if you're a woman who
gets an abortion, you should receive the death penalty, and
you want that passed into law federally, you want Congress
(05:42):
to pass that. Now, we don't have to sit and
quibble about whether or not I agree with that or not.
We all would understand whether you agree with that or
not that Nationally, that's not going to be popular at all,
at all. The mood of this country is not that
anti abortion. It's not as pro abortion as Democrats. It's
(06:03):
not near as pro life as someone like me, and
I admit that. So something like that is going to
be an election loser. The country's going to hate it.
The normies are going to despise it. It's gonna make
us sound like a nutball in a freak. That position,
that particular position is an electoral loser. But what if
(06:27):
what if Republican politicians in the House, the Senate guys,
and what of Trump himself? What if guys running for president?
What if they court those voters for so long? Yeah yeah,
kill all these women, yeah yeah, definitely kill the women. Yeah,
kill the women. What if they court these voters and
court these voters, and court these voters and then nurture
(06:48):
those views and nurture those views and nurture those years
and years and years and years and years of this,
and what if that kind of fringe will call it
a fringe group. What if that fringe goes from being
a fringe group to being such a gigantic voting block
for Republicans that you can't win a Republican primary unless
(07:12):
you come out in publicly state, hey, women who get
abortions federally guilty, death penalty. You're running for House anywhere,
you have to take that position. You're running for Senate anywhere,
you have to take that position. You're running for Republican
to be the Republican nominee for president, you have to
stand up there on the debate stage on NBC and say,
(07:34):
I believe women should be killed if they have an abortion.
It would be what electoral suicide? Of course, But if
you court that fringe group for long enough, you will
find yourself between the ultimate rock in a hard place,
(07:55):
and that is you can take a popular stance that
the company that the country likes, or you can take
an unpopular stance that your base wants. What you can't
do anymore is merged the two. What you can't do
is both what's happening right now inside the walls of
(08:16):
the Democrat Party is exactly what I just described. On
their end. These people now run the Democrat part.
Speaker 3 (08:24):
Trump cabinet is on track to be one of the
whitest cabinets in modern history. And when the government is
given unchecked authority.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
You know how unpopular that is nationally outside of the
most run down districts in the country, that doesn't play
anywhere nowhere. Yeah, you go to the bad part of
town and well, Jasmine Crockets District. You get a Jasmine
Crockets district and talk like this, Oh yeah, you'll get
to that.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
The person that should have been president, well.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
The run when I wanted to play. Let's say one again,
this one here he.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
The Trump cabinet is on track to be one of
the whitest cabinets in modern history.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Now, that's going to get you a whole lot of
you go girls in Jasmine Crockett's district around normal people.
That's going to get you shunned. So Democrats should reject that, right,
Except the Democrat Party has based at least the last
ten years of it on open anti white hatred, and
(09:28):
their candidates, even their white ones, will publicly campaign saying
the most despicable people about white people. As a Democrat party,
you may know electorally that you should walk away from that,
But the inmates are now running the asylum. You're Jeff Bezos.
You walked into the Washington Post with all your billions,
(09:49):
and you thought, just because you owned the paper, you
were going to be able to tell the despicable little
communists who write for it that they all of a
sudden have to be pro liberty. Communists hate liberty. They're
not going to sign on for that at all. You're
simply going to find yourself with a mutiny on your hands.
Have you ever asked yourself, why won't CNN just change?
(10:10):
I see the ratings, no one's watching. Why won't they
just change? Low rating? Low rating, low rating? And yet
they continue to roll out the next left wing or
the next left winger. Why won't they change? The inmates
are running the asylum. The Democrats have themselves in quite
a pickle, and I for one, am enjoying it. Now.
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You love this one. It's a scream baby. The Jesse
Kelly Show. It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a
(11:43):
wonderful Tuesday. Remember you can email the show Jesse at
Jesse kellyshow dot com. We'll make fun of the feminists
here in just a moment. Now, I want to do
some emails first. I also want to say, and maybe
you're wondering why I didn't talk about it at the
beginning of the show and why I'm not going to
dwell on it a lot now. Today Trump did something
very good. He announced he was going to declassify all
(12:05):
the documents around all that crossfire hurricane stuff. Okay, that's good,
that's good. Why am I not talking about it? Well,
maybe you've picked up on this so far. I want
to see arrests now. If declassifying crossfire hurricane is step
one on the way to government people being arrested, then
(12:28):
I'm excited. If it's not, then I don't care. That's
where I'm at. Government people have to be arrested, not
just expose, not fired, not resignations, arrests. They have to
be arrested. We can't save the country without that. And
if Pam Bondi doesn't have the stomach for that, well
(12:50):
she's got to be replaced. Doctor Bandido. I'm not so
convinced that Rasputin was the lover of the czarina. The
Communists were in the middle of a revolution, so on
and so far forth. Okayu, he's talking about obviously Rasputant.
Rasputant was the advisor, spiritual advisor. I'm not exactly sure
(13:10):
how we want to describe him of the czar, the
tsar's wife, and their children. Okay, So first, Rasputant was
I can't believe I'm gonna say this, A spiritual man,
if you will, considered himself to be a priest, a
priest with some with some leeway. Apparently, he was a
(13:34):
man who enjoyed a good drink every now and then.
He is a man who would enjoy women, lots of them.
He was famously a wild character, meaning he would he
would sit at the table with with with fancy people.
He'd meet dignitaries, and he might reach over and pinch
(13:57):
a ladies butt and a fancy thing with your suits
and ties and dresses on. Just a just a kind
of a savage. So why with the tzar and Tzarrena
keep him around. They had a boy who had hemophilia,
really really badly. That's what. You can't stop the bleeding
and terrible pain. And imagine what that's like for a boy.
(14:18):
My boys come home with scrapes and bumps and bruises
every day. You can't do anything, really, because you can
bleed to death. They believed that the Tzar and Tzarina
believed that Rasputin had the ability to heal their son.
And I don't know what's real and what's not. All
we know were letters they wrote back and forth and
(14:39):
you know, we heard from a guy who heard from
a guy. It does sound like sometimes what he did
with their boy was borderline miraculous. And as a parent,
if the worst person in the world is saving your son,
you probably think they're okay. And so he was kept
in their inner circle, but he was a walking scandal.
(15:01):
Rasputant would walk out of the palace having cared for
the boy, and they find him passed out drunk the
next morning in a house of ill repute, if you will.
And this is the era that photographs exist, that hits
the newspapers. There are all kinds of forces opposing the
czar at this time, and so one of the rumors
(15:25):
that was floating around because of Rasputant's manner was that
Rasputin and the Tsarina we were having an affair, that
they were lovers of some kind. There's look who knows, again,
who knows. Most of the evidence points to the fact
that that's garbage, that was tabloid garbage, that doesn't have
(15:47):
any any any reality to it at all. But that's
the exact kind of thing that goes back to what
we've talked about so many times before. The older, the
further away you get from some thing. The less reliable
the sources are going to be. Think about today, Think
(16:08):
about what we call the fake news today. Think about
the endless lies you will see if you turn on
the television today, lie after lie after I mean outright lies. Well,
let's say there are one hundred news shows, one hundred
news shows that come on at eight pm Eastern Time
(16:29):
at night. Okay, one hundred news shows with all the
other channels. Let's say eighty eighty five of those news
shows are completely slanted, telling dirty communist lies every every
single nightly newscast. Okay, you with me, So eighty percent
of the news shows today they carry nothing but lies.
(16:50):
All right, Now, let's fast forward one hundred years from now.
Not even way way way far in the future. Obviously
I'll be dead, you'll be dead. But one hundred years
from now, way in the future, they're looking back on
this era. What as they sift through everything, the endless
(17:13):
quantity of media and social media and emails and texts,
And as they sift through this, what will be the
air fingers quote truth that lasts through the ages. What if?
What if somebody writing a book on what America was
like in twenty twenty five. What if their two main
(17:34):
sources are the New York Times, largest newspaper in the country,
and NBC, largest channel in the country. Now, those are
two disgusting publications that lie about everything that if you're
an author one hundred years from now and you don't
know any better, tell me two more reliable sources than
(17:55):
the biggest newspaper in the country the biggest TV hit.
You see what I mean. Now, go back further, go
back a thousand years from now, when we have one source,
what was his motivation? What was his bias? As much
as it pains me to admit it, we know a
lot of things about history that aren't true, and we'll
never know what they are because we don't have enough sources. Anyway,
(18:18):
that was resputant. Let's talk about this article and feminism
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(19:46):
get to the emails and you can email the show
Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com. We got a race hoax,
we gotta seized fire. We have all kinds of wonderful
things still to come. I just have to touch on
this one first because it was written by this feminist
woman and it's from the Metro. The woman's name is
Alice Giddings and this is the headline of the article.
(20:07):
Half of women have been dumped for this reason. Toxic
masculinity is alive and well, but that doesn't make sense. What's
she talking about? You dig into the article. Nearly half
of women forty four percent, believe they've been broken up
with because of their feminist views. And the lady goes
on to say, you know, the movement fighting for equal
(20:29):
rights and opportunities. According to the global study by some
Dating app, sixty two percent of women believe that being
a feminist has made it more difficult to find a partner. Now,
I'm going to explain this in the most basic way
humanly possible. Ladies and gentlemen, if you have daughters, feminism
(20:58):
it goes to the heart of the anti humanism that
is communism. I know that's a lot of isms, so
let me say that again. Feminism gets right to the
heart of the anti humanism that is communism. See, men
and women, they were made for each other, created for
(21:21):
each other. We're supposed to fit together. We're different, and
it's fun to make fun of our differences. It's fun,
it's enjoyable, and our differences fit together. If someone texts me,
If my mom texts me and says, hey, can I
come down and visit on this weekend, she knows not
(21:43):
to just text me. She knows to include Aubrey on
that text because I have no idea what the house
schedule is. We could be in Zimbabwe that day and
I would have no idea. I don't know. I knows
Ob keeps the schedule. Okay, So our differences help us
fit together. They are to be celebrated, laughed at. But
that's why God made us different, so we fit together. Now,
(22:07):
if you man or woman, but will make this about
women's the articles about feminism. If you see those differences,
men are different, they look different, they get paid different,
then are different, and you decide that that is unjust
and you are gonna even that out, You're gonna make
things more equal. Well, here's the problem. You see, there's
(22:29):
no possible way to make women and men equal in
every way without tearing down and turning off men. No
man ever, ever, ever, and the history of the world
has grown up thinking to himself, Man, I hope I
(22:50):
married some woman who's gonna straighten me out. That's what
I need. Guys, don't think in that way at all.
Men want women who will support them and love them
and make delicious grilled cheese sandwiches and things like that.
Women want men who will love them and support them
and protect them and provide for them. These are all
(23:11):
very understandable desires. But when you decide you're going to
become a feminist, you are actually deciding you are making
a conscious choice to make yourself less palatable to the
opposite sex. And one of the most hilarious and saddest
things about this is when feminists are presented with what
(23:33):
I just said, they know it's true, but they'll try
to lecture you out of it. Well, men shouldn't think that.
To see, autoretically, you're already lecturing. Immediately, I'm turned off
even more. I was already turned off by your feminist presence,
but now that you actually started nagging and lecturing, now
I'm twice as turned off. Do you see you see
how you can't possibly win this battle? No, but women should. No, No,
(23:56):
you don't understand. Nobody likes to get nagged at by
a bitter woman. Nobody. Men don't, women don't children don't.
Nobody does. If you are a feminist, or even worse,
if you're raising your daughter to be a feminist, it
can be very very tempting in this age. Especially let's
say you're a single mom. Maybe your ex did you wrong.
(24:17):
Understandable you would have an axe to grind with the
opposite sex, Very very easy to look at that daughter
of yours and teacher men are garbage. Honey, you go
do your thing. You don't need no man feels good.
I get it. Yeah, you're raising her to be hated,
and she's gonna look around one day and wonder, why
(24:37):
do all the guys reject me. Guys they don't think
I'm equal. No guy wants that. Nobody wants that. So
you don't even have to be political about it. If
you raise your daughter to be a feminist, you're raising
her to be miserable. If you're a feminist, you will
be miserable for the rest of your life until you
give up your feminist ways. Men and women are different,
(24:57):
and that's fine. You know it isn't different race hoaxes.
Those have been around for a while.
Speaker 5 (25:03):
On March tenth, twenty twenty five, the Forensic DNA Division
of the Pennsylvania State Police issued a written report indicating
that ms Brown's DNA matched the DNA profile obtained from
the swabs of both the outer surface and inner nodded
portion of the news after it was taken apart. No
other person's DNA profiles found on the evidentiary items involved
(25:25):
in this location in this investigation. As a result of
this investigation, earlier today, Detective Harold Bonds of the Allentown
Police Department filed charges against Latarsha Brown at District Court
thirty one pin to two zero one for the criminal
offenses outlined earlier by Chief Roca.
Speaker 1 (25:45):
That lovely lady created a newse for herself. Of course
claimed it was laying around. Of course, she's a member
of the school board. She's one of those people deciding
the education Aiden, Jaden and Braden will get in the
fifth grade. There is that What is that wonderful line
from Thomas Soul The problem for all these racist types is,
(26:07):
or all these civil rights types, is the the supply
of racism way way outpaces the demand. There are people,
the Jasmine Crocketts of the world, who have risen to
their station only on this kind of ridiculousness. And they
can't give it up or they give up their state.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
Ay that the person that should have been president had
to deliver her concession speech. I honestly didn't know how
I was gonna get out of bed. But I tell y'all,
I don't get any rush did. I traveled this country
because I knew. I knew it was gonna be bad.
I ain't know it was gonna be this bet, but
(26:50):
I I knew, and I knew that the obstacles were
going to be even greater because not only was it
a woman, but it was a woman of color.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
The man. Remember when I told you these people have
taken over the Democrat Party and now the Democrat Party
can't bring them to heal. It's amazing watching it, Dear Jesse.
I discovered you around two years ago. I've been enthralled,
hanging on every word since. I only get forty five
minutes in before I get home. Sometimes I sit in
my driveway and listen, just taking it in. I was
(27:25):
listening to an episode from February this year. I think
on Prime whatever what did he say here?
Speaker 4 (27:34):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (27:34):
This is about me saying I heard you read an
email from someone who's disagreeing with you wanting to give
Congress a raise. I heard your explanation was you get
what you pay for. I can't, for the life of
me justify this statement from you. It has me baffled.
Keep in mind, I've never disagreed with anything you said.
I freaking love you. Explain what you mean by this?
Do you think if we pay representatives more we will
(27:56):
get a better bunch of people. I wish you would
admit that was a stupid comments so I could go
back to loving you, your dedicated listener. No, you get
what you pay for. If I put out an advertisement
and then let's let's say I finally am getting ready
to shed the burden of Chris. And let's say I
put an advertisement in the paper that I'm looking for
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a producer and I am willing to pay six dollars
an hour for this producer. Or I can put out
an ad in the paper and say, hey, I'm there's
a producer job for I mean, I don't know, pick
your number a generous salary. Which job is going to
get quality candidates? How many quality candidates am I going
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to get for six dollars an hour? How many? How
many are how many quality candidates are going to look
at that and think that's where I want to work.
You get what you pay for, including in Congress. And
I know it's the least popular position I will ever take.
Giving these scumbags in Congress raise, I get it, but
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these people it invites corruption when they when they make
what they make, and they are all just trying to
butter up the establishment for the next gig, for when
they get out and get some lucrative lobbying job. I've
told you before. I think they should be cut off
from all stock trading, all family members should as well
pay them a million bucks a year period. You don't
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get any other income. What Chris, It's fine, Chris can't
take it anymore. It's okay, Chris. We'll move off of
this topic. Let's talk about tunnel to towers. Let's talk
about widows and orphans. There are sadly a lot of
those over the last twenty years between the GWATT with
all the law enforcement ambushes, firemen are always out there
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risking their lives, sometimes losing their lives. Be nice if
we had an organization that was taking care of the
ones left behind. We do. It's called tunnel to towers,
and you know told I've warn you many times before
or be very careful about charities. You should look up
every charity, even when you hear about here. Look up
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every charity before you give. They get charity ratings based
on how much of a charity it really is. Go
look up the Tunnel to Towers charity rating. When you
give it gets to the widows and orphans eleven dollars
a month. Tumber two t dot org ttwot dot org.
Will be back fighting for your freedom every day. The
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Jesse Kelly Show. It is The Jesse Kelly Show. Final
segment of The Jesse Kelly Show. Looks like we got
a thirty day Black Sea ceasefire over there Russia Ukraine.
So that's a good thing. Now we don't have a
peace steal yet. As you know, it's gonna take time.
(30:54):
I actually talked to somebody today who believes it might
very well take years to finally get a total peace
deal here. Who controls what? Who's in the I mean,
the red lines don't even line up for each country.
Russia is gonna have a red line of we're keeping
the territory we took. Ukraine's already announced Our red line
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is they have to give back all the territory they took.
I mean, it's just not so. We don't have anything yet,
but a framework is starting to form, and that is
a good thing, is it not? Also, I saw there
was a little bit of controversy on Snap and should
people be allowed to buy soda on Snap? Many people,
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myself included, say, uh no, if you're on any kind
of a government assistance program, it's bare necessities. So I'm
not going to get into all that. But i will
say this, and I hate myself for even saying this, but,
like I said, a bit of a terrible mood, terrible
mood all day, so I might as well just come
out and say something. I don't like soda, depending on
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which part of the country you're from. For me, it's
five to ten pounds, not even kidding, it's that simple.
For me. I when I drink it, and I like
a good mountain dew or something like that as much
as the next man with my taco bell. I'm an
American after all. If I'm in a place where I'm
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drinking drinking a mountain dew, drinking a coke here, drinking
of this, drinking of that, it's five to ten pounds
of weight gain, and the second I stop within two
or three weeks, I will be down five to ten
pounds without a single other adjustment in my life. Isn't
that wild? I cannot change a thing, donuts, pizza, whatever.
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That's how truly terrible for you? That stuff is so
hate I hate myself for even being that guy, for
being mister weirdo lecturing health freak. So just ignore what
I just said. However, it is one hundred percent true, Jesse.
The beer canned chicken is fine, and if you were, However,
if you are into sweet and smoky, use a can
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of root beer in the big old yardbird, Chris Corey,
have you ever, guys ever used root beer and beer
canned chicken? Never? I know you're supposed to use beer, Chris,
it doesn't have to be beer've it never even occurred
to me to do root beer. I'm not huge on
sweet meats, though. What maybe it treats it like a glaze. Yeah,
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but I don't see how it would treat it as
a glaze because the can is on the inside. I mean,
I guess you could glaze the inside. But what, Chris,
is your problem? Jesse? Is it time to replace Bondi
and Patel. No new information, no one jailed, and the
comedy judges are still running the country. First of all,
let's give cash some time. That's one. Two. Like I
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said earlier about the Bondi thing, I now see another thing.
We're gonna We're gonna expose everyone who was involved in
crossfire hurricane. Okay, who's going to jail? We need to
see people in jail. People must go to jail. We
don't know. Look, two months in, we don't know whether
or not Pam Bondi's gonna send government people to jail.
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Two months in, we don't know. As of right now,
no one's gone to jail. We at least are hearing
her say there will be prosecutions. There will be prosecutions.
And remember this is why you don't ever want to
be a Pom Palm waiver for any politician, don't ever
be one of these darks. Everything this guy does is
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perfect because politicians respond to the things you want, the
things you like, the things you dislike. Donald Trump included
Donald Trump is outstanding at listening to the desires of
his base of his voters and responding to those desires.
Donald Trump, when he first launched his run for president,
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couldn't stop bragging about the vaccine. He kept getting booed,
stop bringing it up, doesn't and you don't ever hear
about it again because he responds to his credit. The
worst possible thing you can do is become a palm
palm waving loser for whatever your favorite politician is, because
then you don't ever get anything you want. You're just
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a loser on the side. Gow gow, Gow. It's pathetic.
They hear people on the right right now starting to
grumble about prosecutions. I promise you Donald Trump has heard
it by now that word is getting out there. Don't
be quiet, be loud, Be loud about what you demand.
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It's your government. You don't worship anybody. You're not a servant,
you're not a subject. You're a citizen with desires for
your country. Make demands. I demand rests period. Anything less
than that, As I've said, I will consider a failure
if four years from now we end this presidency without
government people in prison. It was a failed presidency period.
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That's it. So all, what's got to be?
Speaker 3 (36:05):
And now here's a headline, why go you know you
know the thing headlines?
Speaker 1 (36:10):
We didn't get to Kentucky. Governor Veto's a bill ending
DEI in the state's higher education calls his Veto a
quote act of love. Just a little heads up for
all you parents thinking about sending your kids off to
school in Kentucky, they will be indoctrinated. United Airlines flight
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to China diverted to San Francisco after a pilot forgets
his passport. Oh man, that's the all time bummer right there.
Hank Seth sends two carriers to the Middle East and
escalating campaign against against the who thies who this have
actually been quite quiet, haven't they. I guess once American
firepower starts raining down on your head, you tend to
(36:54):
quiet down a little bit. DEI official at Catholic Loyola.
Loyola University sticks by DEI as other universities acts it.
Some are digging in, some are at least acting like
they're complying. Be shrewd as stakes with these colleges. Republicans
moved to shut down CCP police stations on US soil.
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Oh well, what are we going to do? Shut down Congress? Okay,
I'll be back tomorrow for hump Day. That's all
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Jesse Kelly
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