February 14, 2025 • 1 min
OK, let's try this again. How do we get people to watch local news? Let's try... CLOWNS!
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Speaker 2 (00:01):
Channel ninety three.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Three local TV news is suffering our ratings draft, trying
to get creative with how they do the news.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's the three ring News. I'm runz a boozo. Our
big top story is inflation. The price of bowling pins
is going. But first it's traffic, Flinkers.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Fox run. Traffic is a mamma, mamma mess. We're juggling
cars on I twenty five and by seventy.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
And they are bouncing into each other like big rubber balls.
You know what I think the problem is most of
these cars have only got one call in them. If
you fit sixteen or seventeen into a car, there wouldn't
be so many bumpers to bump up.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Now on the big Zeus bottle with sports coming up one, two, three,
Dead is Tragedies strikes the Unicycle Downhill
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Nurse Lol at five oh five Search l Ols on
iHeartRadio
Channel ninety three.
Speaker 1 (00:02):
Three local TV news is suffering our ratings draft, trying
to get creative with how they do the news.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's the three ring News. I'm runz a boozo. Our
big top story is inflation. The price of bowling pins
is going. But first it's traffic, Flinkers.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Fox run. Traffic is a mamma, mamma mess. We're juggling
cars on I twenty five and by seventy.
Speaker 4 (00:34):
And they are bouncing into each other like big rubber balls.
You know what I think the problem is most of
these cars have only got one call in them. If
you fit sixteen or seventeen into a car, there wouldn't
be so many bumpers to bump up.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Now on the big Zeus bottle with sports coming up one, two, three,
Dead is Tragedies strikes the Unicycle Downhill
Speaker 4 (01:03):
Nurse Lol at five oh five Search l Ols on
iHeartRadio
Nerf's LOLs at 5:05 News
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