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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M podcast Network, zidims, Bri and Clint Save
Like a Boss with KFC's Wicked Box from nine.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
And now coming.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
To UI Studio You Zealand.
Speaker 1 (00:18):
It's free. It's all I love everybody. Welcome to The
Bre and Clint Show on a Taylor Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (00:28):
Can I just say that might be my favorite opener
we've ever had. I think it's my favorite one ever
and people I have seen, especially in our podcast group
on Facebook, have been loving it.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Is it cutting through?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (00:42):
I think so?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
So we needs good vibe. That's what we got to have.
Cut through peace standout.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
I have noticed though, people have suggested, and it's funny
because I feel like Claudia had this idea already.
Speaker 4 (00:52):
People suggested that the six year.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Anniversary song that we got Kaylee Bell to do they reckon,
that should be an opener.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
That should be a theme music for sure.
Speaker 5 (01:01):
Don't worry, guys, it's in the works.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
The Masters Belly, we can do what we want with it.
We've got the masters.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
We've got it all.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
We get to blow to do a remax.
Speaker 5 (01:10):
Well, you're calling us the masters And I was like, yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:13):
You know you're you're the puppet Masters. Yeah, get your
hand out of there.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh, by the way, very new me today. I've gone
the whole day without checking my phone today.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
It's because you forgot it at your house. Maybe he
still counts.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Maybe.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Either way, I haven't opened my phone today.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Have you been on your laptop?
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah, but only for work.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
No social media, only Facebook. But I haven't checked my phoney.
It's better than what we're doing since midday.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
God, it's at home. I'm really worried about what I'm
missing on the phone. I can't reach it. It's out
of each out of site, out of mind.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Spoiler. Yeah, you wouldn't have missed much.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I won't have It's just there and egging in the
back of the mind. So if there's anyone listening at
the moment where a chronic phone addiction or even like
cigarette addiction.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
I know the answer.
Speaker 3 (02:10):
Leave it at home.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Just leave it at home. You can't use what you
don't have.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
Tell me the truth when you realize that you accidentally
lift it at home. Yeah, did you have a slight panic?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Yeah, moment of panic.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
It makes you panic my smart watch, so the truth
comes in.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
I still get my I can still get my steps.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Is that why you were awkwardly trying to text on
your on your smart watch. Hey watch, can you do
TikTok hah?
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Good videos anyway?
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:44):
You me, you me, Taylor.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
We've got a Tailor Swift song coming for you in one, two, three,
four songs time.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
But first we're going to do Trady verse lady.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
Yes, so don't call for Taylor Swift right now, call
for Trady versus Lady.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
Oh, eight hundred dials at it in Clint.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Time for a round of Trady versus Trady versus Trady
versus Lady.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
It's Traty versus leading. It's the tradees versus Ladies. The
score update for you if you've been following along throughout
the year. The Trade's on eighty two, the ladies on
eighty three. The trade is huge one behind. This is huge.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
The trades can go level today for the first time
this year.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
They've never been in front.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
They've never even been equal with the ladies except for
the first day that we played this game. Correct, it's
met our lady first. She's calling from Totonga. She's thirty
and she currently has braces. Welcome to the show, Sarah.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Hi, Sarah, Hello, how long have.
Speaker 6 (03:47):
You had braces for oh just over a year.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
How's it been going.
Speaker 7 (03:52):
Oh, honestly, it's been great.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I love them. Getting braces is an adult way easier.
No one bullies you as an adult for your braceletday.
Speaker 7 (03:58):
That's right, and I have they're white.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Yeah, oh lovely God the technology has gotten so good
an a bit.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
None of your workmates call you train track mouth like
people do at skill.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
No face, brace face the iron jaw. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:15):
Oh good on you, Sarah. That's exciting.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
You're taking on our trading today. They're from Huntley. They
are fifty one and they collect skulls. Welcome to the show, Jeanine,
I know.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Oh wow, hi Jeanine. How many skulls do you have?
Please say they're not human.
Speaker 7 (04:29):
They're not human. They're like the Mexican painted ones.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
Be really pretty, ah.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
Like pottery, like pottery skulls.
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah, yeah, I was picturing like dead animal skulls. Jeanine.
I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
That's a little bit mixed level.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, I thought you're the Huntly bone collector the Mexican skulls.
Speaker 3 (04:47):
They're nice.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
You know, you're you're a what bogan did you say?
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:51):
This is the Huntly Bogan not the Hontley bone collector.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
That makes two of us, Jeanne, excellent.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Let's go with names again as buzzers today, Sarah, Janine.
The first one of you to three correct answers gets
fifty dollars cash.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Good luck, Here we go, guys. Question number one, Blake
Lively rose to fame? On which teen drama from the
two thousands? Sarah, Yes, Sarah gossip gossip girl exo exo
gossip girl. That is correct. One to the ladies, kick once.
Question number two, it's Taylor Tuesday on zi M. What
(05:24):
year was Taylor Swift born? Sarah Sarah's in nineteen eighty nine?
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Nineteen eighty nine?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
It is, of course nineteen eighty nine. One of her
albums is named after it. Two to the ladies, You
need this one, Jeanine, to stay in a question number three,
buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song?
Speaker 5 (05:42):
Bless Sarah Taylor Sword, Taylor bonnet.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
It's a pansy. Did Benny up to those braces or something? Sarah,
you are a rappid yeah man. Sorry, Jeanine, we wanted
you to get there, but wasn't to be.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
No worries.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
Well done, Sarah, fifty bucks coming your way.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
We'll get it out here.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
Not the lady's day to be taken down by the
trades either.
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Today, I don't want to talk about this story I
read where a woman is very upset at her now fiance.
I guess, but maybe it won't last long. So essentially,
they've been dating for about four years and he ends
up proposing to her, which she's very excited about, and
(06:38):
she loves the ring. The ring looks amazing, and as
all people do, like after you get engaged, you probably
are going to ask some questions about the ring. Yeah,
you know, because you weren't involved in where'd you get it?
Picking it?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
Yeah, where'd you get it?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
What sort of stone is that?
Speaker 3 (06:55):
How much was it?
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Exactly?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
You know, you know.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
The least awkward way to ask how much the ring was? Yeah,
you tell them that you need to nominate it for
your insurance.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
That's how heaps of people do it.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Okay, I love this ring so much, I've got to
edit to my insurance.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Can you just give me a rough idea of what
it's worth.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
Yes, it's a great it's a great option. Anyway, That's
exactly what happened with this couple. And she was asking
questions about the reading like a few days after, and
she kind of was like, you know what kind of
I don't care what it is, but you know, is
it a diamond?
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Is it?
Speaker 5 (07:31):
This?
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Is it that?
Speaker 8 (07:31):
Like?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
What is that? And he didn't really know the answers
to it and was kind of acting a bit weird,
and she kind of picked up on it, and then
eventually she was like, you know, how how much was it?
And that's when he said to stop asking questions.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Because it was rude, okay, suspicious.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Anyway, one of her friends has seen the ring and
said to her, God, that looks like a ring I
saw on Temu. Oh no, So she obviously then has
gone to Timu to look up the ring and lo.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
And behold, she's got a TEAMU ring.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
She's got TEAMU ring costed him a whopping thirty eight dollars.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
He splashed out thirty eight dollars on the woman he
wants to spend the rest of his life with.
Speaker 3 (08:28):
Yeah, she said that she doesn't really care, but she
does how much it costs.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
But she's pretty upset that he lied.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
She definitely cares that it costs thirty eight dollars. You
don't have to spend thousands of dollars.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
You don't, But thirty eight you've got to.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Spend more than you would pay for a round of
drinks on the engagement ring.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
Yeah, you know, thirty eight dollars is that's pretty bad.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
It used to be you had to spend two months salary,
that was the old reasoning. Yeah, but he's spent thirty
eight dollars I just two hours salary.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I'd feel pretty stink The main thing I'd feel stink
about is he didn't He wouldn't have even seen.
Speaker 4 (09:08):
It before it came.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
He doesn't care.
Speaker 3 (09:09):
He just went on t and picked it out, like
at least go to a store. He could have gone
to cash converters and got you a second.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
Hand real ring. Yeah, you know, if money's the issue.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Exactly, I'd be pretty annoyed.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Or he could have got you a placeholder ring from
TIMU and said, hey, this is a placeholder.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
No money at the moment. We're in a cost eleven crisis,
but I got to lock this down.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I want to lock this and here's your placeholder ring,
and when we can afford it, I'll get you the
ring of your dreams.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Makes it worse because she mentioned how much he earns.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
How much two hundred k years? Oh nah, nah, that's
not They're not going to last.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
That's a slap in the face.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
Thirty eight dollars.
Speaker 3 (09:46):
You can spend one thousand dollars on a ring? Like,
come on.
Speaker 1 (09:49):
We've asked this question before and it always gets an
interesting response. Because we're not trying to money shame anybody
with this. It doesn't necessarily mean that the price was
the issue. But we want to know what was wrong
with the ring that you were given.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
Maybe they didn't propose with a ring, Yeah, Maybe they
proposed with something else, Yeah, like the pool tab of
a soft drinkin.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
Maybe they proposed to you with a ring, they proposed
to their previous girlfriend with whatever it is. We want
to know, I know, one hundred dollars of anything. Just
what was wrong with the ring?
Speaker 9 (10:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:23):
What was the thing that made you either say no
or get them to change the ring out later on?
It was just what was what was what was the
issue that was wrong with it? You can take us
on nine six, nine six as well.
Speaker 4 (10:33):
Producer Ella.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
If Ryan spent thirty eight dollars on your ring, how
would you react, I'd say.
Speaker 6 (10:39):
He got a bloody bargain.
Speaker 3 (10:41):
Yeah, no, she wouldn't. Yeah, she's just trying to act
like I'd be totally chill.
Speaker 4 (10:48):
About it, free inklint.
Speaker 1 (10:50):
Well, I don't think we can do anything today.
Speaker 3 (10:53):
There's not really anything we can do because the phone
lines are flooded with Taylor Swift calls. So if you
were trying to call to tell us about the engagement
ring and what may have been wrong.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
With it, we're not going to get those calls.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Well, I think we got one. We got one person.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
That one Okay, oh god, how did she get through?
It's unbelievable. Hi, Hayley, how are you? I'm good?
Speaker 7 (11:17):
Thanks, are good?
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Thanks?
Speaker 3 (11:18):
What happened? What was wrong with the ring?
Speaker 7 (11:22):
Well, nothing was wrong with it per se. But basically
I found a ring that I loved and it was
really extensive, okay, the budget, yes, So we agreed to
like a placeholder. I went and circled a few in
the magazines that I like, and he picked it ultimately,
and then the placeholder Yeah, and I think he kind
(11:42):
of thought that was it, you know, he'd done it.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
Wait, he thought the placeholder ring was the ring?
Speaker 7 (11:49):
Yeah, And then obviously I went to the jewelry store
where the ring was and I was like, oh, hey,
like it's on special shell, I just get it. And
I got it. And now when people ask me about
my ring, and he's like, yeah, she didn't like the
one that I chose. I know.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
So he completely missed the point that the placeholder is
just like it says on the box, placehold a placeholder.
And he thought you were be ingreedy and getting yourself
two rings.
Speaker 7 (12:15):
I don't even know he I think I think he
had one idea of how much a placeholder was going
to be, and I didn't look at the prices like
the circle things that I liked, and he was like, oh,
it was a seven hundred dollars ring. Like there's still
there's more than a placeholder.
Speaker 8 (12:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Yeah, it's nice ring to hold on to. You kept
that you could pass it down to kids. How much
was the real ring on special tell Us Hayle.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Six six grand? Yeah for a twelve grand ring?
Speaker 7 (12:43):
Yeah, well on special?
Speaker 4 (12:44):
Wait was it twelve grand down to six grand?
Speaker 8 (12:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (12:47):
It was.
Speaker 7 (12:48):
You're those crazy you're saying not.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
To get it.
Speaker 4 (12:51):
You're making money, yeah, yeah, you're making.
Speaker 3 (12:53):
Understand money here? Now? Yeah, you are stupid. This guy
doesn't get it. Whoever, he marries an idiot.
Speaker 1 (13:02):
What's he into? What's what's what's his hobby? Does he
like motorbikes or cars or anything like that?
Speaker 7 (13:07):
PlayStation Xbox?
Speaker 1 (13:10):
There's nothing with PlayStation that costs six thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Buying an Xbox and say it's a placeholder for a PlayStation.
Speaker 7 (13:18):
I've got plenty of He just didn't have that amount
of money at the time.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
The ring gets cheap. But every time you were at
Haley cost per ware. Yeah, every day.
Speaker 3 (13:30):
Oh, you're good to.
Speaker 7 (13:31):
Go wearing every day for the last five years.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
So good.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
It's paid it literally is paid for. It down to
about three dollars a day.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
You're fine, You're fine.
Speaker 7 (13:41):
A copy of that.
Speaker 3 (13:41):
Listen Taylor swift eras to her tickets.
Speaker 1 (13:45):
Right now, we have been giving away trips to see
Sabrina Carpenter in America as well. Those shows that we've
been giving the trips to are happening right now. You'll
be seeing in your TikTok feed every day new links.
So good, doesn't that the show looks excellent?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
It looks so fun. I saw this clip.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Today that someone has recorded at the Sabrina Carpenter Show.
I believe the person that you can hear is the
person recording the video. Okay, okay, I want to imagine
you to imagine that you are standing behind this person
or directly in front of this person at the Sabrina
Carpenter Show, and tell me what you would do have
a listen to this.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
Holy most.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
How does that add to the content experience for you
or does that take something away from her? Because that
person's enjoying it, They're really enjoying it.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
It adds a busted ear drum to my experience, That's
what it does. What do you do?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Though they are in the stands, they are like a
little bit off to the left of the stage, but
they're close enough that they can see. They should be
drowned out by the music, but that person's so.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Loud that they're not out. It's probably you've saved up
for the show. Let them tie themselves out. Eventually, they're
going to lose their voice, such a good boy like
they will. That's not that. Yeah, she was already losing
(15:22):
her voice there. Suddenly it reminds me of someone we
know who was renowned for this, Megan Sega.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Is she a screamer.
Speaker 3 (15:33):
She's quite yeah, she's And the thing about Megan is
that she knows all the lyrics.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
Yeah, so she's not afraid to scream them.
Speaker 8 (15:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:42):
Can she not sing?
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Absolutely not. She can't sing, no, tone deaf, just like me.
She's just so into it that that's how she goes.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yeah, she just screams at the topposite.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
He tour with her, didn't you?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
I did?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
How was that?
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I didn't hear half the show? She was standing next
to me.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Yeah, yeah, good once the voice runs out though, But then.
Speaker 4 (16:00):
Eventually she lost her voice and tied herself out.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
Clint is Brian Clint Cheval Rome's Pink Pony Club.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
They were gonna sing that for Friday, ok, this week,
but we're chickened out.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Because no one knows it not yet. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (16:21):
But also it's really hard. You reckon, don't you reckon?
Speaker 4 (16:25):
I feel like the song you chose is harder than
that one.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
You can Gevin de Graw, I don't want to be
as hard as the what do you think?
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Producers hard in different ways?
Speaker 2 (16:35):
Which one would you rather sing?
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Pink Pony Club, Claudia, Pink Pony Club?
Speaker 1 (16:40):
You'd rather sing Pink Pony Club than Gevin de Grau.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
He's literally like hitting me, like incredible notes the whole
song where it's like pink Pony clubs. I can do that.
It's down.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Maybe we do it next week.
Speaker 3 (17:07):
Then okay, we can do it. We can do it
next week.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Millennial icon Lord has posted on Instagram overnight.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
Hasn't posted all that much these days.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
See I claimed her for the millennials.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
She's she's right on the tipping point. She turns twenty
eight this year. She's a millennial.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
She's the youngest. Just she's the youngest of us, us
one of us. She's put a picture on her Instagram
while a range of pictures actually sporting a mean black eye,
like big, big, shiny, real decent black eye. It's right
along the top of the bone underneath the eye there.
She's been clocked with something. And because Lord doesn't just
(17:54):
post on Instagram, everyone is speculating that the poster is
actually cryptic tease about her new album.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Well, there's stuff in the caption that alludes to it.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
There's a whole lot of l's and a whole lot
of fours, which people are saying means L four Lord.
For Lord's fourth album. People have gone deeper as well.
They believe that the black Eye means that she's got
a hit on the way.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Hey, I like it.
Speaker 1 (18:23):
Someone asked, did the new album drop on you, queen?
And someone else asked, did you forget to wait for
that green light? Which is it's good.
Speaker 4 (18:36):
This new album hits hard?
Speaker 3 (18:37):
Hopefully? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
Possibly.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I'd like to think that if Lord is teasing her
new album, that it's just gonna surprise us this Friday.
Like if she's putting out a post at the start
of the week on a Monday, then it's just gonna.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
New music Friday. Why would she drag.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
It out, you know, if it's been so secretive, why
would she drag it out with Instagram posts?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
If this is what it is, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:55):
I hope so. I mean, what a great surprise.
Speaker 3 (18:59):
Wouldn't it be?
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Would be it's the time to drop a new album too.
It's the era of powerhouse girl pop. Your chevl Roane, Yeah,
Olivia Rodriguez, you, Taylor Swift's your bloody who else? Chapel
cheval Rone. You've got cheval Rone in there. You know,
it's it's go time. So it would be good. No
one knows what happened to lord's eye. But I thought
(19:22):
we could ask this afternoon. How did you get your
black eye? How did you get did you get a shiner?
How did you get a shiner? Not from being hit
in the face by somebody? Okay, a different way, okay,
like opening a cupboard into your face or dropping your
phone onto your face.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
My mum got a black guy from being kicked in
the face by a horse. Oh does that count?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (19:42):
That counts.
Speaker 3 (19:44):
She all right? Have you met her? Obviously not. She
took a horse hoof to the face, broke her nose?
Speaker 1 (19:50):
Oh yeah, you said, our friend Megan walked into your
runch slider. You left her face imprint of her makeup
on the door and got black eye.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah. She.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
I'm pretty sure she broke her nose as well.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
She had a blood nose because she walked straight into
the ranch slider.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
If you're calling us for Taylor Swift to stop, hang up,
please hang up.
Speaker 3 (20:09):
No more Taylor Swift calls. Not yet, not until we
play Taylor Swift. Clint said he's going to start blocking numbers.
Call and I believe it.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
I want people to call now about their black eyes. Yeah, okay,
how do you eat black eye? What's the funny story
about how you got a black eye. Funny story about
how you got a black eye.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
People can also text them through on nine six nine six.
Speaker 3 (20:29):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
You can text us and we can call you, or
you can call now. People are listening. They're hanging up everybody.
Speaker 3 (20:37):
You guys, Thank you. We will tell you when the
time to call for Taylor Swift is. It's not now,
not now. I'm not going to help you to call now.
We want your black eye stories.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Right now and we'll get them on next Which about
Lord and her black eye that she's posted on Instagram,
People suggesting that it's hinting about a.
Speaker 3 (20:54):
New album about to drop.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
Lord's fourth album, but she hasn't said how she got
the black eye. And she could have got it anyway.
She could have got it, you know, the most random
thing could have happened to give her that accident.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
She could have hit butt.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
Of the microphone while recording her first fourth album.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
We don't know.
Speaker 1 (21:11):
So we want to know, what's the random way that
you gave yourself a black eye? Jess is on the phone. Hi, Jess, Hi,
Jess Hi, how'd you give yourself a black eye?
Speaker 7 (21:21):
I gave myself a black eye? Giving birth to my daughter.
Speaker 3 (21:23):
Oh what you punched yourself in the eye? I did?
Speaker 1 (21:28):
Were you like straining real hard?
Speaker 9 (21:31):
Who?
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Wait? Wait, wait wait Jess with your hand right? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Do you think maybe your knee?
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I don't know, everywhere?
Speaker 6 (21:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:43):
Have you seen that close?
Speaker 4 (21:44):
Your legs out of your face?
Speaker 10 (21:45):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (21:45):
How'd you do it? Jess?
Speaker 10 (21:48):
I don't know how else to explain it other than
the pain.
Speaker 7 (21:50):
She got herself into a very awful position. She was
basically trying to come out sideways.
Speaker 10 (21:54):
Yeah, and by that state, I haven't had the epidural.
And apparently I also ripped the ivy out of my
hand and there was blood.
Speaker 3 (22:01):
Going everywhere from there and the crime scene.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
You would have been beat up after the exactly poor thing. Yes,
babies trying to come out sideways. They call that the
Tokyo drift birth, you know, yeah, trying to come out sideways.
Speaker 3 (22:15):
I hope she didn't use nos. Hope they did use noss.
Oh yeah, on Jess, not on the baby, on the baby,
that she would come flying, maybe.
Speaker 2 (22:24):
Come out too fast.
Speaker 3 (22:25):
Yeah, thanks, yes, thank you, Jess, so good for this
text is so funny. I think it might be my
favorite text of the week so far. I was pretending
to play the cat like a bagpipe, and she caught
my eye, which gave me quite the black eye.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
Look, we've all been there.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
We put our dog on the spit sometimes. Yeah. Yeah, yeah,
we grabbed her legs.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
I mean, I don't think she likes it, but we're
like Miroll on the spit.
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:54):
I like to play my cat like an electric guitar,
stretch it out and then strum the cat's belly.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
She hates it, but it gets the cat. It's going
pets a. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:02):
Yeah, they put up And you know you deserve that
black eye and I don't, and you still probably don't
regret it, So you know, what have you got to do?
Speaker 3 (23:08):
It was probably worth it. Probably a fantastic song that
came out of that Persian.
Speaker 1 (23:12):
Jamie is here, Hi Jamie, hi ya, how you doing?
How'd you give yourself a black eye?
Speaker 10 (23:18):
So it was New Year's a couple of years back now.
I was at a friend's house and I was walking
down her porch and the light was off and the
skits going down, and my shoe had caught the last
step and I went flying forward. I ended up fracturing
my ankle and I went straight into a walk.
Speaker 3 (23:35):
Oh the double inder.
Speaker 10 (23:36):
It's funny now, but it was terrible then.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
Injury, an ankle injury.
Speaker 7 (23:42):
You got a two and one.
Speaker 1 (23:44):
New year to you? What was your New Year's resolution?
Take more care?
Speaker 4 (23:49):
Yeah, pretty much, and your poor thing.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Thanks Jamie.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
Someone ticked it and said I got a black eye
because I was ship in the eye by a paintball.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
It went inside the mask. Perfect shit.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
Well, and then they ticked back and they said shot.
I mean shot, not shit.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
We assumed it was shot.
Speaker 2 (24:06):
I was shot in the eye, not shting the.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
Love the first text though they wrote shit twice twice Yeah,
probably because it was correcting on their phone.
Speaker 1 (24:14):
I'd say I gave myself a black eye using a
lint roller on my legs. I've bent down to do
my lower leg and smashed my eye on the corner
of the bench when out that night with a swollen eye.
That's dedication, you like, I've already rolled these pants. I'm
not gonna not go out.
Speaker 3 (24:29):
I'm not gonna waste this. I'm gonna waste this. I'm
gonna waste this. Someone else tix he and said I
was in goen A wrestling with one of those big
thick exercise bands instead of a belt. The band slipped
off the other guy's head, So technically I won, but
I came off second best. Two black eyes and a
concussion you can't use when a wrestling.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
So go an a wrestling. I'm glad you asked.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
You give me your belt, Scrumpy, and I take my
belt and we connect them and we make one big belt.
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
And then we get down on our hands and knees
facing each other, and we looped the belt over the
back of our heads and then we pulled backwards. It's
like a tug of war with your nick You know,
I don't go on in wrestling.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
I don't have any desire to go to a Bucks
nightday if you do it with an elastic band, though,
can you imagine the recoil Either the band's going to
flick you in the face or the other guy is
going to flick you in the face. Well, that's what
happened here the exercise band straight in the straight in
the mouth.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
Also known as gaga. Samantha is here, high Samantha.
Speaker 6 (25:31):
Hi there, How are you guys?
Speaker 10 (25:32):
Good?
Speaker 4 (25:32):
Thanks Samantha? How'd you get a black eye?
Speaker 6 (25:35):
This was in primary school and we were practicing a
hockey as a hockey team at once when we were
having practice and I was flocking practicing flicking the hockey
ball up and it definitely went more verticals than horizontal,
which was supposed to do, and I stupidly just stayed
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standing underneath it and watched it come down on to
my face in between my eye and the bridge of
my nose.
Speaker 3 (26:04):
Samantha, that makes you feel better.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
We have had so many text messages about black eyes
from hockey.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
From hockey boy, you know what hockey sticks.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
I'm not surprised, have you, Samantha. Did you ever think
to yourself, like, whenever I watch hockey, I'm like, hell
to the no, that is the last sport I'm playing.
Speaker 6 (26:21):
Oh No, I still played it, and I'm not joking.
I think it actually helps improve my reflexers.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
So because you're terrified it because you.
Speaker 3 (26:29):
Could die.
Speaker 6 (26:31):
Happened since then.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
I've played hockey before too, and I've never been a
part of a sport where I've thought more that there
should be helmets, Like a full faced helmet for hockey
would not take away from the sport of hockey at all.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Or anything, it would improve it.
Speaker 3 (26:47):
Samantha, how many other injuries have you had from the
sport of hockey.
Speaker 6 (26:52):
I'm to be honest that it's the only one that's
And I think that's partially because I've actually gone such
good reflects from it. I think I've been lucky. I
learned from that.
Speaker 1 (27:00):
Give it time, Give it time, don't you agree?
Speaker 3 (27:03):
Like when you watch that sport that like this peep
hard sticks as hard as they care and the ball
is as hard as a rock.
Speaker 1 (27:11):
Last text on how you got a black eye? Someone
said I tripped over my own dress and hid butter
at the door handle.
Speaker 3 (27:16):
Oh yeah, that would hurt. Someone else said I've got
a black eye falling face first into the ground from
a moon hopper. Remember those good Clint.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Let's get classical.
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Just a bit of feedback on the text machine. Ella
all day, Brian Clint, have no chance. Thank you, Johnny,
Thanks Johnny. We love Johnny, Thanks and believing us John.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
A few other ones. Ala for the wind, it says
our capital letters, get it Alla with flame emojis. We've
got alla exclamation mark.
Speaker 3 (27:51):
Ala.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
Another text Alla.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
One of them says, Ella for the wind, chicken drumstick.
But you're a vegan, No I can eat fake chicken.
We've had about three message of support. Well we'll take
it one the underdoor. It's the best place to beither
our ride or dies those people forever. Let's play this game.
Let's find a winner for some free KFC this afternoon. Claudia,
(28:13):
good afternoon, Hello everyone.
Speaker 5 (28:15):
I like that we're not being too hard on each
other yet. Normally you've started like dogging each other a
little more than this, So give it time.
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Like everyone's still in a good mode. You all know
the rules.
Speaker 5 (28:26):
Just bash them with your name if you know the
song the pop song turned classical? First person or team
to do points for your okay, just changed.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
I felt it is in there. Let's just jump right
into it.
Speaker 4 (28:44):
Please, club no.
Speaker 11 (28:54):
Try a girl, Katie Perry.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 3 (29:02):
It was very good. Long stupid. That was also my
was born. She was like, what was born? Was twelve?
Would have mean six?
Speaker 1 (29:14):
It was twelve.
Speaker 3 (29:16):
That song came out in like two thousand and eight.
Speaker 11 (29:19):
Yeah, no, no, I had a blueberry.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
I had a blueberry. It was twelve.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
You blueberry?
Speaker 2 (29:24):
What's a tailberry?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
I did a BlackBerry?
Speaker 4 (29:27):
Yes, that song came out in two thousand and eight.
Speaker 2 (29:29):
I swear yeah.
Speaker 3 (29:30):
And Ella was born in the year two thousand, make
her eight.
Speaker 11 (29:36):
I'm trying to google.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
I also can't google. Don't worry.
Speaker 2 (29:39):
Let's just do the next one, shall we.
Speaker 5 (29:40):
It was two thousand and eight, Yeah, the one.
Speaker 4 (29:49):
Bree that's me Bruno maas marry.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
You because oh hatre.
Speaker 4 (29:57):
But that song is paid off.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
When that d I was.
Speaker 4 (30:02):
Yeah til yeah.
Speaker 3 (30:03):
They go on. I was close. You were right there.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
I was super close.
Speaker 3 (30:09):
To millennial anthems.
Speaker 2 (30:10):
In a row.
Speaker 5 (30:11):
Come on, this last song has been loaded and for
three weeks now, because has been owning you.
Speaker 3 (30:18):
Guys know we haven't made it around three Okay.
Speaker 5 (30:21):
We're been on standby for three weeks.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
Finally, this is our week.
Speaker 3 (30:25):
It's our week. I know me too. I've got nothing.
Speaker 2 (30:48):
Oh I know.
Speaker 3 (30:52):
I think it was me. It was me.
Speaker 5 (30:55):
I feel like it was so perfectly tired that I
don't know what to do.
Speaker 3 (30:57):
You have to make a decision, you have to make
it fast.
Speaker 4 (31:00):
How confident do you feel?
Speaker 6 (31:01):
Breu?
Speaker 3 (31:02):
Very pretty confident?
Speaker 11 (31:05):
Do we just give it a tie today?
Speaker 4 (31:06):
Not cold play?
Speaker 3 (31:13):
That way? Hold on way feels like I'm falling in love.
Speaker 11 (31:18):
Yes, you need a timer three seconds.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
You can't tell me? What do you don't have to count.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
I'm taking a point off it.
Speaker 3 (31:30):
I wasn't coming. I had it.
Speaker 5 (31:31):
I had it that it was not three seconds three
l for Brian Clint.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
You need a point off, you need a time out,
ella rack off.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Come on, you should be happy for me. That was
pretty good from me.
Speaker 4 (31:43):
I never get them go away.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
She might be good at the game, but she's a
bad sport. Let's get classical. Well, someone who picked three
KFC chicken dollars?
Speaker 8 (31:56):
What all right?
Speaker 3 (31:59):
A pair of influencer twins, identical twin sisters from New
York City. This is annoying. Hey, they might not be
it might be interesting. True, Well, just hear me out.
They are making headlines around the world after something they
said on a podcast has gone viral.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
Okay, So they.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Were talking about how they share a bra. So they
have one bra. Are they identical twins? Identical twins? Okay,
so they'd be exact same. So they have one bra
and they share this bra and sometimes they both need
it and they fight over it. Right, But it's what
they say after that, so it.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Can't be very good influence as if they can only
afford one bra, you know, I.
Speaker 3 (32:48):
Mean, bras are expensive. Bras are expensive. But it was
what they said after the bra thing that really got
my attention.
Speaker 4 (32:56):
Take a listen, we only have one bra.
Speaker 3 (33:00):
That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (33:01):
We share underwear like a shared drawer.
Speaker 12 (33:03):
Yeah, and we only have one bro because it want bras.
But whenever we need a bra, we're like, wait, we're
fighting over it.
Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yes, well right now, I'm.
Speaker 12 (33:14):
Weare both of that, but ones nude, ones black.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
I love how they just skipped over the fact that
they have one underwear draw and everything is shared. Yeah, everything,
everything is shared like the bras. Yeah, brah sorr bra
they had too. They have a nude in a black bra.
Speaker 2 (33:38):
Yeah, two bras, but they share it.
Speaker 1 (33:41):
You don't need a draw for just two bras, so
that suggests the draw they share also is for the
bottoms as well.
Speaker 3 (33:47):
Yes, no, And then I think they do go into
it where they Yeah, they share everything.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I me and my brothers didn't. I don't believe we
shared undies growing up. I never shared undies because I
was going to ask. It's a teenager, like no.
Speaker 3 (34:02):
No, no, And imagine what if one of them likes
thongs and like g strings and the other one likes briefs.
Speaker 4 (34:09):
Yeah, well then I guess they wouldn't share those.
Speaker 1 (34:11):
They wouldn't share this. But they obviously do everything together.
They go undy shopping together.
Speaker 3 (34:16):
But are they sharing? I feel like it's like I
can wrap my head around it more if it's briefs
they're sharing, whereas g strings like I don't. Maybe they
don't wear them. Maybe they don't wear g strings. Maybe
that's what I mean, like I can wrap my head
around it more if it's briefs.
Speaker 1 (34:32):
A couple of weeks ago, we found out that our
producer Ella, she has undies with her sister and her mind,
so they have they have family.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
The family underwear just serve the whole family.
Speaker 11 (34:42):
My mom told me off about this, did she she
saw me going to a draw the other day?
Speaker 3 (34:46):
She's like, Ella, get out of.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
She told you off for wearing her andies. She didn't
tell you off for talking about wearing her undies on
the radio.
Speaker 11 (34:54):
I don't think she heard that.
Speaker 2 (34:55):
Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 3 (34:56):
Then, well we were also on your mom's side, I know.
So I've stopped stop hearing your mum's Monday.
Speaker 11 (35:01):
Got some Mondays three fifty.
Speaker 3 (35:03):
I'm all good.
Speaker 2 (35:04):
Now you're proud of you.
Speaker 4 (35:05):
I'm so proud of you, so fun.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
You should have got moms some mondays.
Speaker 4 (35:08):
She got some from.
Speaker 3 (35:10):
Mom from which you're quite coffey.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Mum not good. Well she deserves a bit. I feel like,
move for the ti t move for them.
Speaker 3 (35:26):
You come up with that fantastic.
Speaker 2 (35:35):
We want to know whose undeas did you have to wear?
Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yea?
Speaker 1 (35:39):
Was it an emergency? And you're like, oh god, I
need to borrow up here? And you had to go
with your mother in law's Yes, you know you were
staying over at your boyfriend's house. I'd rather there was
a downstairs emergency. And she was like, it's okay, love,
I've got some mondays. I don't have any daughters, and
I've never been able to help in this situation, so
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it would be more on to lend.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
You something else.
Speaker 4 (36:01):
Here are my Lacey's wap those laces on.
Speaker 1 (36:04):
Don't worry, Jeremy won't know. He's never seen them.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Question for you. I offer up my undies quite often
do to people. Yeah, like if someone you've never offered
them to me, well, not you, because I don't. I don't.
I don't know if that fit. I don't think enough
room in the front. I'm being nice to you, but
it's when in the situation that if someone was to
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stay over or you know, whatever it be, would are
you the type of person?
Speaker 4 (36:36):
And they'll go, hey, can I borrow some clothes?
Speaker 3 (36:39):
Right?
Speaker 1 (36:40):
Okay, so someone stays over at my house unexpectedly.
Speaker 3 (36:43):
Exactly, they are friends and they say to you, yeah,
so this has happened to me, and they'll say to me, hey,
can I borrow some clothes to sleep in?
Speaker 4 (36:51):
To sleep in?
Speaker 3 (36:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (36:53):
Are you getting them the full pants top undies?
Speaker 3 (36:57):
Absolutely not, you're leaving the undies.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Probably just get them a T shirt and if they're lucky,
some shorts to roll around the house.
Speaker 3 (37:04):
See, I go, I go undies, I put theies in.
I'm not You're a good host.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Yeah, but I know because I've never thought about it.
Speaker 3 (37:11):
Yeah right, I've never thought about the fact that they
might need some undies because I feel like there's always
that decision to be made. You know, do you give
the undies over?
Speaker 1 (37:19):
Don't call us for Taylor Swift at the moment. If
you're calling for that, just hold off. That'll come soon.
We need to answer this very important question first. Whose
undies did you have to borrow?
Speaker 3 (37:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (37:28):
Whose undies did you find yourself wearing?
Speaker 3 (37:31):
And why was it awkward or was it fine?
Speaker 8 (37:34):
Was it good?
Speaker 3 (37:35):
Did you keep them?
Speaker 2 (37:36):
Did you give them back?
Speaker 3 (37:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:38):
We want to know whose undies did you have to wear?
Speaker 3 (37:41):
Might have been an emergency, just might have been your feet.
Speaker 1 (37:45):
We played a club before from two influencers, the twins,
and they share an undy drawer.
Speaker 12 (37:51):
We only have one bra, so that's we share underwear
like a share drawer. Y. Yeah, and we only have
one broad because in or But whenever we need a bra,
we're like, we're fighting over it.
Speaker 3 (38:03):
Yes, has the bra?
Speaker 12 (38:04):
Well right now, I'm worth that. But ones need one's blacks.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
And ten pairs of shared knickers.
Speaker 3 (38:14):
I just you know what was funny I didn't mention
before is off the back of that video. A heap
of twins commented saying same.
Speaker 2 (38:25):
Yeah, they do everything together.
Speaker 3 (38:26):
So many twins commented saying that they did. They shared
undies with their twin.
Speaker 1 (38:31):
As well, So we want to know whose undis did
you have to wear? Someone texted and said, I wiped
my pants in church. I went to a Catholic school
when I was about six or seven years old.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
Have we got them on the phone? I think we do. Oh, Joe, Hi,
Joe Hi, Joe, Hi, you wet your pants too.
Speaker 9 (38:48):
Yes, yes, Winter Catholic Primary school and we had to
go to church, as we did. And you know, you
never put your hand up to go to the taller
because you're always too skeared to, especially when you're like six.
And so I wet my pants and they took me
down to the nunnery and made me put on some.
Speaker 8 (39:08):
Why did they do that?
Speaker 3 (39:10):
You had to do the big nunny nies.
Speaker 9 (39:13):
None undies for the rest of the day.
Speaker 3 (39:16):
If it wasn't already traumatic enough for you, Joe, oh.
Speaker 9 (39:21):
Oh, horrendously already. And then yeah, so then everybody, yo,
so very embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (39:29):
Options again, No, your options were literally none undies or
none undies.
Speaker 3 (39:37):
And I mean it's quite a good story if you
go to a party, Joe and you can say, I've
been in the nuns pants.
Speaker 2 (39:42):
Before the one.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
Thanks Joe. We're asking whose undyes did you have to wear?
Someone said I've got a pair or two of my
husband's girlfriends undies which got mixed up with mine and
the laundry. And I checked them back and I said
how and they replied, we are polyamorous, so it's not
as scandalous as it seems. Ah, it's more scandalous than
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it seems. But good for you guys.
Speaker 3 (40:11):
That makes sense though as to how that would work speaking,
do you wear them?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
Do you wear your husband's girlfriend's Sundays if they end
up in you were washing pile? Ah?
Speaker 4 (40:21):
I mean no, Yeah, depends depends if you don't have any.
Speaker 1 (40:24):
Left, you know, depends if your partner's got a type size.
Speaker 3 (40:30):
Someone texts her and said, after some indoor gardening, I
thought I was being sexy by grabbing my partner's T
shirt and undies off the floor to put on. They
were his roommates boxes. Yuck. Oh no, sharing must.
Speaker 1 (40:45):
Have been like dormitory college. Yeah, sharing around flatmate's dirty
undies on his floor.
Speaker 2 (40:53):
They must have had shared picture.
Speaker 3 (40:55):
I don't even want to know. Anonymous is here? High Anonymous?
Speaker 4 (40:58):
H Anonymous?
Speaker 8 (41:00):
Hello?
Speaker 3 (41:00):
Tell us mate, whose undis did you have to wear?
Speaker 7 (41:04):
So it was my first day of school.
Speaker 9 (41:07):
I was five years old and my mom dropped me
off at school and my little.
Speaker 7 (41:12):
Sister came along for the ride. Before class, we were
playing on the playground and I was on the monkey
bars having a little swing and I swung up, slid down,
and my mum saw the day with Rudy.
Speaker 3 (41:27):
You forgot to wear Undy's to your first.
Speaker 7 (41:29):
Day of school, to wear my three year olds, my
three year old sisters, my first at school.
Speaker 4 (41:37):
Wait, so how what you would have been what five
or six?
Speaker 8 (41:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (41:40):
Yeah, yeah, they would have been tight.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
I loved that you were only five. But you remember
this in so much detail, It's clearly burnt into your brain, Anonymous.
Speaker 6 (41:50):
It comes up a lot.
Speaker 3 (41:52):
Was blood brown eyed the entire first grade?
Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (41:55):
Have you learned your lesson? Anonymous? Have you remembered to
wear undies today?
Speaker 7 (42:00):
Sometimes?
Speaker 4 (42:03):
Okay, I say, I see you.
Speaker 3 (42:05):
Anonymous likes to go there to help you. Thank you.
There's some ripping texts on this. Someone said when I
was twenty, I went to England with my dad for
my grandmother's funeral, and we got to the airport in
London and our luggage had gone missing, so I had
to wear my dad's undies until we made it back.
(42:26):
Are you imagining? Are you imagining that text is from
a girl or a boy? I'm imagining it from a girl,
but now that I look at it, it could be
a boy. I think it's a boy.
Speaker 1 (42:36):
I don't really want to wear my dad's undies. But like,
let's be round, are you having to wear your dad's
undies as worse than me?
Speaker 3 (42:44):
Like I'd wear my mum's undies.
Speaker 1 (42:46):
Still weird, But would you rather hear your dad's undies
or my dad's undies?
Speaker 3 (42:49):
I'll probably my dad.
Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah, keep it in the family, Yeah, I think.
Speaker 3 (42:52):
So. Someone else ticks through and they said, not good
guys when you hit away for a trip and you
forget to pack your undies. And of course it was
over easter, so all the shops were closed until the
following day. Just to let you know, the white's g
strings are not comfortable in all caps.
Speaker 2 (43:10):
You did that on purpose, you freak?
Speaker 3 (43:12):
Do you reckon they actually wore the g strings?
Speaker 8 (43:14):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (43:14):
I do. I reckon.
Speaker 3 (43:15):
They're like I was an emergency.
Speaker 4 (43:18):
God, it'd be so tied up around the gooch, wouldn't it.
Speaker 3 (43:21):
I had to try it. I mean I had to
wear it like dental floss on the gooch something, I said.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
I work in the hospital, so I sneaks sneaked some
of those surgical undies to keep just in case.
Speaker 3 (43:31):
What are the surgical undies? Why not good?
Speaker 1 (43:32):
They're like a hearing it for your private parts. Yeah,
I've had to wear them for surgery before.
Speaker 3 (43:40):
Yeah, they're like they're like made.
Speaker 1 (43:41):
Of that like material that like that, Like the white
overalls are made of like.
Speaker 3 (43:46):
Oh, you're talking about a paper, a paper pair of undies. Yeah,
but they're like baggy, like puffy.
Speaker 4 (43:52):
That's what we have to wear when we get a
fake ten.
Speaker 3 (43:54):
Oh really you should see when you go to get
a fake ten, they offer you like a large coverage
g stream medium coverage yeah, and then are no coverage.
Speaker 2 (44:06):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (44:06):
And the no coverage I'm not joking. Is it literally
a triangle like that big what's that? Just covers your
flaps and then string? The rest is string. You might
as well go now, I know you might as well
go not to that stage. Yeah, it's not a good lot.
Speaker 2 (44:24):
Hey, thanks for your honesty.
Speaker 1 (44:25):
Everybody free Inclint your birthday banger, birthday.
Speaker 3 (44:32):
Let's do some birthday bangers for your Tuesday number one
songs when you are sixteen, and then we'll play our
favorite out of the three.
Speaker 1 (44:40):
You know, if a Taylor Swift song comes through for
birthday banger today and that would count, it does count,
it would we'd have to take calls on it.
Speaker 3 (44:47):
Amy is here? Hi, Amy, Hi, Amy, Hi guys, good night.
How's your day being?
Speaker 7 (44:53):
Good school holiday? It's pretty busy.
Speaker 10 (44:55):
We've been trying to call on for Taylor Swift tickets, but.
Speaker 9 (44:57):
No like you.
Speaker 2 (44:58):
Okay, you know that you've get through now, don't you.
Speaker 7 (45:01):
So if this is the only time to get through, well.
Speaker 3 (45:04):
There's plenty more chances on the way, so good luck
for that. Right now, we just need your birthday, Amy.
Speaker 7 (45:11):
Twenty second of December nineteen eighty three.
Speaker 3 (45:13):
Right, that means you were sixteen and nineteen ninety nine
and here's your birthday back. What a June is club seven?
Were you a fair and Amy?
Speaker 7 (45:32):
A little?
Speaker 9 (45:33):
A little?
Speaker 3 (45:34):
It was probably a little more emo than that, to
be honest, a bit more evanescence. Hey, more creed?
Speaker 2 (45:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (45:42):
Okay wait there Amy, I like it. Let's go to Charlotte,
whose birthday is today. Hi Charlotte, who shark? Hello, happy birthday.
Speaker 3 (45:49):
Thank you, Happy birthday for today.
Speaker 4 (45:52):
What have you been up to that's working?
Speaker 7 (45:54):
Nothing exciting boo?
Speaker 3 (45:56):
Are you doing anything special tonight?
Speaker 6 (45:59):
Just up with a bottle of wine.
Speaker 3 (46:01):
Oh that's your birthday present to yourself, isn't it Charlotte? Yeah?
I like your style. Hey, what a year were you born.
Speaker 6 (46:08):
Char nineteen ninety seven?
Speaker 3 (46:11):
Right, that means you were sixteen in twenty thirteen, So
on this day in twenty thirteen, this was at the top.
Speaker 1 (46:17):
Story banger one direction in story of my life? What
do you reckon, Charlotte?
Speaker 7 (46:32):
Yeah, that's pretty good. I remember that in high school.
Speaker 2 (46:35):
For sure.
Speaker 1 (46:35):
If we end up at split vote today, this will
win by default. There's no way Claudia would not choose
yep a one direction.
Speaker 4 (46:42):
The producer Ella, I know for a fact, would choose
that for sure.
Speaker 3 (46:47):
Stick around.
Speaker 1 (46:47):
Wait there, Charlotte, the birthday girl. Let's go to Hazel. Hi, Hazel, Hi,
Hazel Hi.
Speaker 4 (46:52):
Are you doing your dad's birthday?
Speaker 3 (46:54):
Are you? Hazel? Yes? Okay, perfect? When is dad's birthday?
Speaker 9 (46:59):
Let's first nineteen eighty four?
Speaker 3 (47:01):
Wait, is the dad's birthday today?
Speaker 9 (47:04):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (47:04):
Tell her?
Speaker 4 (47:05):
Tell him happy birthday from us right next to me?
Speaker 3 (47:09):
Is he one? Put him on dad? Happy birthday? Thank
you very much? All right, Hazel and Dan, that means
you're sixteen in the year two thousand and here's your
birthday bangers bomb funk him sees, what do you reckon
(47:33):
that one, wasn't it? That's huge? Okay?
Speaker 1 (47:41):
Wait there, guys, queen two birthdays.
Speaker 3 (47:46):
Now. Look, either we agree okay. Either we agree okay.
Speaker 1 (47:50):
Or it will be one direction. I'm fine if it's
one direction.
Speaker 4 (47:53):
I love that song from one direction, I do.
Speaker 1 (47:55):
But either we agree or it's a foregone conclusion, it
will be one direction.
Speaker 3 (48:00):
I feel like free styling a little bit.
Speaker 1 (48:06):
It's weird because there's something that I was feeling today
which made me think that I wanted to free style
as well.
Speaker 3 (48:14):
Yeah, look how disappointed them producers are.
Speaker 1 (48:17):
Look any input, It's a good choice. Hey, Hazel and Adam,
you guys have just one birthday banger on Dad's birthday.
Congratulations who nice work, guys, thanks for calling through Hell Yeah,
bomb funk imp suits.
Speaker 2 (48:35):
Claudia just tried to change the song and the logs.
Speaker 1 (48:40):
Naughty naughty Frank Clint from the year two thousand. Here's
the winner of birthday banger on Zidim.
Speaker 3 (48:55):
Clint.
Speaker 1 (48:55):
The winner birthday banger is the Bomb Funk him cs
and free Styler. It was number one today on this
day twenty four years ago.
Speaker 3 (49:02):
Boom. Do you remember the music video for that?
Speaker 1 (49:07):
Yeah, they go with the dreadlocks and the mini disc player. Yeah,
the whole thing was an ad for Mani disc players. Yeah,
for the Sony mini disc it.
Speaker 3 (49:13):
Was pretty iconic though. It was just before iPods, just.
Speaker 1 (49:16):
Before Yeah, my friend Adam invested in a mini disc player.
Speaker 2 (49:20):
It's the future, bro, it's the future.
Speaker 4 (49:22):
I don't even remember mini disk.
Speaker 1 (49:25):
You had to put all of your music onto these
mini CDs, but the CDs could hold like twenty CDs
on each CD, right, So it was like, mate, this
is the future.
Speaker 3 (49:35):
God remember the cars, and I'm sure there'd still be
cars out there that had the eight CD stacker in
the car. Oh yeah, and it was in the boot,
wasn't it. Most of the time had the cartridge. Sometimes
it was under the seats sometimes.
Speaker 1 (49:50):
Yeah, But and you load up your eight CDs, the
ability to listen to more than one CD in the car,
and you could set it so that it would play
one song from one CD and then it would randomize
choose a song off another CD. And yeah, you had
to wait about fifteen seconds between songs.
Speaker 3 (50:04):
But it was cool, yeah, because it would sound like this,
mam ma'am one month's.
Speaker 2 (50:12):
People these days don't know how they got it.
Speaker 3 (50:15):
You don't know what you guys have right now. My
mum right has been absolutely on me about a new
game that we've been playing on this show where she
so desperately wants to play. The game she is talking
about is if they weren't famous, they'd be in my league.
Speaker 2 (50:37):
Welcome to the show, Breeze. Mum, mamma, die hi.
Speaker 4 (50:40):
Mamma die hi.
Speaker 8 (50:41):
Guys, Hey you going.
Speaker 3 (50:43):
We're good.
Speaker 2 (50:43):
What is it about this game that you like so much?
Speaker 8 (50:45):
Die I think it's some you can dream a bit. Yeah,
you know, like you kind of think about it from
time to time. I saw them in the main street
or something. Would you turn around and kind of go, yeah,
you know, yeah, I think it's a great.
Speaker 1 (51:04):
What do you say to having a go go go
at the game with us this afternoon?
Speaker 8 (51:09):
I would love to have it.
Speaker 3 (51:11):
She's been putting her list together in the last couple
of weeks, she told me, but then she wouldn't tell
me who's on the list. She goes, well, it's gonna
have to get me on this afternoon, diy.
Speaker 1 (51:19):
We thought you, Me and Brie will put someone forward
and we'll have our judging panel as our producers Cordier
and Alla will decide okay, if that person was so
the criterias, if they weren't famous. If they'd never been famous,
would they be in our league? Would there be someone
that we could pash absolutely?
Speaker 8 (51:39):
Criteria though with it? I want them to be absolutely honest.
Speaker 1 (51:43):
Yeah, I think this game is lacking a bit of honesty.
Speaker 10 (51:45):
I do.
Speaker 3 (51:46):
Yeah, I think there needs to be.
Speaker 4 (51:47):
Oh, you guys were pretty brutal to me last week.
Speaker 3 (51:52):
So who did you say? Who did I say? Oh?
I said Tom, and you guys said a resounding absolutely not.
Do you think Brie could get Tom Hardy if he
wasn't famous? Die?
Speaker 7 (52:09):
I think he.
Speaker 2 (52:12):
Think he's in Breezeley.
Speaker 8 (52:15):
Get in her league? And I said to Brianna, he's
pretty short for her. He should be in my league.
Speaker 2 (52:21):
Yeah, well, would you like to kick us off?
Speaker 8 (52:22):
Direugh?
Speaker 2 (52:22):
Would you like to do the first one?
Speaker 7 (52:24):
Do you really want me to?
Speaker 6 (52:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (52:26):
We do.
Speaker 1 (52:26):
So you just got to say, if they weren't famous,
I reckon, Well, if they.
Speaker 8 (52:32):
Weren't famous and they are wandering the streets, I reckon
I could be in Kevin Costner's whoa and.
Speaker 2 (52:43):
It doesn't know Kevin Costner, but we all do.
Speaker 3 (52:45):
From Yellowstone from water World, very famous, Ken, We're not
talking about the famous Kevin Costner we're talking about the
regular role. You know, Kevin Costner.
Speaker 1 (52:56):
You know what, Diane, I don't mean to pump anybody's
tires too much here. I kind of he bears a
striking resemblance to Big Steve your husband.
Speaker 8 (53:04):
Does, especially with the cowboy head.
Speaker 1 (53:07):
Yeah, he's the same kind of bloke. So I mean,
my vote doesn't count today, but I would have voted yes.
Speaker 3 (53:13):
I would have voted yes as well. He looks like
Steve Factor in its current day. Right.
Speaker 5 (53:17):
It's not like it's young and in his prime. It's
like right now, yes, excuse me, have you seen Yellowstone?
Speaker 2 (53:23):
He's not out of his prime?
Speaker 4 (53:24):
The cowboy he's a bit.
Speaker 3 (53:25):
Older than you, mum.
Speaker 9 (53:27):
He is.
Speaker 8 (53:28):
He's a couple of years older.
Speaker 1 (53:30):
Okay, we need a decision, judges. If he wasn't famous,
would Kevin Costner be in Breeze Mum's league.
Speaker 11 (53:35):
I'm going to say Breeze like he's above her league.
She's above him? Wait, too good for Kevin, That's what
I'm trying to say. Oh, that's think I have to agree.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
Kiss, it's a double yes.
Speaker 3 (53:53):
So she gets Kevin Costner and I can't get Tom Mardy.
I see how this is I'll go Nick.
Speaker 1 (54:00):
If they weren't famous, I'm gonna have a shot with
Gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 4 (54:06):
Oh sorry, I love too hard, Gwyneth.
Speaker 3 (54:08):
No love. I mean I didn't have a vote, but
Epple's mum, Gwyneth Paltrow.
Speaker 8 (54:16):
Absolutely, you could have a guy there.
Speaker 3 (54:18):
Thanks, I appreciate it. She said you could have a guy.
You could go. Yeah. Yeah, she's not a bicycle mum,
but she's fifty two. I reckon you be in.
Speaker 1 (54:31):
We don't have a vote, though, so it goes to
you wanted my opinion. We need honesty judges.
Speaker 5 (54:37):
I feel like even if she wasn't famous, she would
be as she is. But she's very like, spiritual of
the earth kind of person, very demure.
Speaker 3 (54:46):
So I think maybe no, yes, yes, no no. But
then mamma died and I said yes, So I feel
like it's a yes yes Okay.
Speaker 8 (54:56):
I reckon even her being famous, I think it's you.
Speaker 2 (55:01):
Are more often die you.
Speaker 3 (55:03):
Okay. That's given me confidence because I'm I'm swinging for
the fences today. If they weren't famous, I reckon, Taylor
Swift is in my league.
Speaker 11 (55:15):
Let me think about this, let me think take away the.
Speaker 3 (55:19):
Fame we are the same height, born in a like
the same year. We're good to go. Me and Taylor
Swift love country music. I love a bit of country music.
Speaker 11 (55:32):
I'm trying to imagine, like hang out with you guys.
Speaker 3 (55:35):
I could look past the cat thing, but because I've
got dogs and so that wouldn't really work.
Speaker 4 (55:40):
But I just can't see it. I'm sorry, I'm gonna
know you well.
Speaker 3 (55:44):
It's all on vibe. Yeah, Claudia, thank you. I always
said she was the smart producer.
Speaker 1 (55:51):
I'll give you a year as well, as long as
she wasn't rich, famous and.
Speaker 3 (55:56):
Regular regular Joe blogs.
Speaker 2 (55:59):
All right, I feel like that's a good one.
Speaker 3 (56:00):
You feel good about that.
Speaker 8 (56:02):
Oh look, I'm absolutely over the moon. I'm standing out
here in the middle of the bush with color in
my hair because I'm at the hairdressers and I can't
get reception inside.
Speaker 1 (56:12):
We don't let Kevin Costner see you like that. There
are really your chances, you know, really.
Speaker 3 (56:18):
Get your frock on your hair done, and then Kevin's
all yours man on instance, Facebook, TikTok and live weekdays
for three on
Speaker 6 (56:29):
Him