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October 9, 2024 61 mins
  • Clint licks his own phone. 
  • Monster's Inc's most iconic scene, as presented by us. 
  • Do you dream in colour? 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The z M Podcast Networks. Brian Clint Save Like a
Boss with KFC's Wicked Box from nine nine.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
You want this?

Speaker 3 (00:09):
What was it?

Speaker 1 (00:19):
Curt everybody? It's Brian Clint. That opener. We debuted it
late last week. It's like we knew. It's like we
knew what was going to be announced for Laneway today.

Speaker 4 (00:30):
We did.

Speaker 5 (00:31):
We have insider knowledge. Don't tell us who our sources.
Don't tell us, don't ask us who.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Our sources are.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
Tell us who our sources are?

Speaker 4 (00:39):
Ye, don't you tell us? We know and we won't
tell you.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
How do you assume our sources?

Speaker 5 (00:45):
Barbecue period peer.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
Oh, love a peery Perry Mayo love a peery period.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
I'm also doing this tomato sauce that's got pickle and
dill in it at the moment.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
I've seen it.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
It's good.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
I haven't tried it yet.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I'm also doing a Cusundy tomato sauce at the moment,
which is a little bit spicy.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
I'm not fancy in your house.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
You should see my sauce shelf. She bump them.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
I love a good sauce shelf.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
I've got a Huberiero mayonnaise that I'm doing at the moment. Yeah,
I don't like spicy, but not really spicy.

Speaker 5 (01:18):
Yeah, just a little bit of spice, just white spice, Yeah,
white spicy.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
If you're in the spice girls, you'd be white spice.

Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
You know there's Kiwi hot. Yeah, I'm like Kiwi mild.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, I think that is an option on
some restaurants.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
You're right. If I was a spice girl, i'd be
white pepper.

Speaker 4 (01:37):
White pepper. It's a good one to.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Be spicy enough. Today on the show, lots of fun
on the way for you, we're going to take on
a scene from Monster z Inc, which don't come for
me I've never seen before, which.

Speaker 5 (01:48):
I was shocked to learn today, and I don't know
why I continue to be shocked.

Speaker 4 (01:53):
You haven't seen anything?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Am I the only one who hasn't seen Monster Zinc?
Has everybody else seen Monster Zinc? I was getting Monster
Zinc confused with our real monsters. But the guy with
the arm pets and the eyeballs in his hands and
an umbrella handle girl, and they.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
Lived in the in the junkyard, in the garbage yeah area. Yeah,
that was a great cartoon, but no very different. So
we'll give you a crash course before our acting debut
in Monster z Inc.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Sounds good. It is today the day the trades pull even.
It's eighty five games, tradees, eighty six games, Ladies, tradees,
fire up, ladies. Don't let them get ahead. If you're
keen to play Trading Verse Lady with us, the phone
lines are open right now. I know hundred dials, hundred
dials at him.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
That's the one, Yeah, that's the one.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
A Now, when you've said something like a thousand times,
when you listen to yourself say it, you're like, that's
not how you say it.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
And then what about when you write certain words these days?
And you're like, what does that look wrong?

Speaker 1 (02:49):
But it's not. It's not wrong. Weird because you don't
think when you do things. Most of the time, you
just an autopilot.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
I forgot how to copy and paste like this comes yeah,
And I was like, why am I forgetting how to
do this?

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I had to google how to take a screenshot.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
The other day.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Weird anyway, trady Verse.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Lady, but ready to play free in time for trady
Verse Lady.

Speaker 6 (03:13):
It's treaty versus leading.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Give me are Could this be the day the tradees
level up?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
The scores.

Speaker 5 (03:24):
We're about to find out they're on eighty five wins
for the year. The ladies on eighty.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Six could be a turning point. Let's find out. Our
lady is in Parmi North, she's thirty seven and she's
a mum of two. Welcome to the show, Holly.

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Give me Holly. Who's your favorite out of the two?

Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yeah? Good Christian.

Speaker 7 (03:42):
Oh that's how cool.

Speaker 8 (03:43):
I do love you guys, and yeah, I'll say it
even Stephen, No.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
No, no, not your favorite out of us too?

Speaker 5 (03:49):
The favorite of your out of your two kids, Pada,
the favorite of your two kids?

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Which one is the favorite?

Speaker 9 (03:56):
He's a favorite. I have a girl and the boys
favorite girl, favorite.

Speaker 10 (04:04):
Girl.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's definitely the girl. Okay, you're taking one out of
trading today. They're from Tamuka thirty seven as well, and
they can solve a Rubik's cube and thirty seconds. Welcome
to the show, Emen, hi, Emen.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
You might want to give a few tips to produce
a claude who's been on a year long journey to
solve a Rubik's Cube. What is the best tip?

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Just solve it from the bottom up and work started
across and work your way up.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Em and says, work from the bottom up, Claude, it's good.

Speaker 10 (04:36):
From the top down. So I've just flipped it upside
down and I'll continue.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Emen can get the job done in thirty seconds flat
if he works from the bottom up.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
Yeah, he's taking me a bit longer. It's a good
life option. Work from the bottom up.

Speaker 1 (04:48):
Emmen, your buzzer is Trady Holly yours lady. The first
to give us three correct dancers will win fifty dollars cash.
Good luck.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Here we go. Question number one in the Little Mermaid movie,
what does Aeriel give up for legs? Lady?

Speaker 5 (05:03):
Yes, hollyo is of course her voice?

Speaker 4 (05:08):
Nice work. One to the ladies.

Speaker 5 (05:09):
Question number two, Where in the body would you find
the larynx?

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yes, emmon in, I love.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
How he says, very cute, all right, one apiece. Question
number three, buzz in when you can tell me who
sings this song? Holly's in Lady, Holly, well done, Holly.
Two to the ladies. One to the trades, Question number four,
Name a musician who has had their own perfume slash

(05:42):
perfumes Holly for the wind.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
She's got it, well done, Holly.

Speaker 5 (05:54):
Over that like a cat on hate Holly, and you've
taken away fifty dollars cash in the wind.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yes, I can tell, we can tell.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
You did a fantastic job and just put up a
good fight, good fight. But she was too good.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
She's yeah, Congress, she's rampant. The ladies cannot be overtaken,
it seems, and trady verse lady.

Speaker 4 (06:19):
They hold on.

Speaker 1 (06:20):
They take the boys to the edge, and then they
take it straight back. Do you ever clean your phone?

Speaker 3 (06:27):
Me? Neither.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
I can't say. It's something I think about.

Speaker 1 (06:30):
Really, No, me neither until now now, And now I'm like,
I wonder if I should be cleaning my phone, But
even then I probably won't.

Speaker 4 (06:37):
You know, I'm same.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
There's parts of the house that I should be cleaning
that I don't claim.

Speaker 4 (06:40):
We don't like underneath the fridge.

Speaker 5 (06:43):
I don't need to know what's under there, out of sight,
out of mind, the amount of ice cubes I've kicked
under the fridge, I don't want to know.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
They'll be sterilizing it.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah, exactly, we're taking care of it.

Speaker 1 (06:52):
The study has been done where they took doctor's phones.
So people who you would associate with being quite hygienic, right,
they're always scrubbing their hand clean, conscious of germs and
infection and bacteria and that kind of.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Thing, wearing gloves.

Speaker 1 (07:05):
On just twenty doctors phones, they found two thousand, two
hundred and four micro organisms. Yeah, it's two thousand micro
organisms per organisms. No, it's a thousand microorganisms per phone.
All kinds of shit, staphilo, coccus, not the coccus. All

(07:27):
the worst coccuses were on there.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
Staff is such a nasty one, isn't it.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
They did this study on people's phones back during the
pandemic as well, just regular people's phones, and quite a
broad study as well. They found that forty five percent
of all phones had COVID nineteen on them during the pandemic.
Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (07:49):
And they were locking us all down then for what Yeah,
we were wearing masks and socially distancing and spending more
time on our phones.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
It was right there on the phone. Anyway.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
They should they should have they should have immunized our phones,
and they should have vaccinated our phones. Experts say, your
phone is teeming with bugs because we keep it warm
and protected in our pockets. We missed them with saliva
during phone calls and video calls. You like you spit
all open, spit on them. You periodically splatter the screen

(08:23):
with a buffet of nutritious crumbs while eating, so the
bacteria is like, I'm I'll have some of that.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
And this is before you even take it to the toilet.

Speaker 1 (08:30):
They contaminated with microbes from your fingers and exposed to
fecal matter in the bathrooms. Yes, you're right, discoursed as
scientists said they consider mobile phones a five star hotel
for micro organisms. Phones, mobile petri dishes ely a hotbed sucesspool.

(08:51):
We've done this before and I don't really know why
we're doing it again. Can I just say we're on
the hamster wheel of content.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
I don't want to take hard in this. Yeah, I
really really.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Don't want to.

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Good me neither. When you came up with the idea,
it doesn't mean I want to do it. But it's
more entertaining if we don't want to do it, if
we're like, let's have it.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
No, I just genuinely don't want to do it.

Speaker 1 (09:14):
Rock paper scissors, Let's find out who's going to lack
a phone. That's what we're going to do, Okay, me
and you, So we're going to.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Go ever win, Rock paper scissors.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
You can decide how we do it. Rock paper scissors. Shoot.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Okay, it's one, two three shoot. Okay, hold on, let
me think about it.

Speaker 5 (09:27):
Okay, hold on, okay, hold on, here we go, Okay,
hold on, wait, wait, come on.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Okay, yeah, rock paper shoot, yeah on. God, I'm so
convinced you're going to lose my head. I was like,
it won't be me.

Speaker 4 (09:52):
Because it's never you. It's always me.

Speaker 1 (09:54):
Okay, rock paper scissors, shoot and you. That's who gets
to decide which phone it is.

Speaker 4 (09:59):
Okay, okay, okay, hold on, let me think about it.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
Okay, paper shoot me. I get to decide. I'll be
looking my own phone. Thank you very much.

Speaker 5 (10:07):
Hey, I'm happy with that. I don't want you to
get your tongue away from my phone. All right, this
is the phone's biggers that's going to be. I want
from top to.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Top to bottom, from all from butter but.

Speaker 5 (10:18):
Or if you want to go bottom to the top,
I know how you like it. You can do it
that way too, can I like it from behind because
you love that song started from the bottom now here.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
I like it from the front. I look it from behind.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
You do what feels comfortable.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
Look the front, all right, I look the front, all right?

Speaker 3 (10:35):
Here you go.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
This is for science, by the way, So I want
to if I die or if I get paralyzed by
microbes in the next forty eight.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Hours, it was this, can you I want to one
or two word review of what it tastes like after
you do it?

Speaker 1 (10:51):
Oh? Sure, okay, Like I'm Jesse Mulligan going to a
phone based restaurant. Yeah, okay, here we go. Good luck everybody,
including me. It doesn't taste like anything. It tastes a

(11:13):
bit grippy, you know, when there's like surfaces in there.
Like it wasn't one hundred percent SMO. That wouldn't say gritty.
But there were definitely things for my tongue to navigate
on the way up.

Speaker 4 (11:22):
But how did the phone feel?

Speaker 1 (11:29):
My question is is that phone now cleaner or dirtier?

Speaker 4 (11:35):
God, you've just added more bacteria onto it. Nare Inklin.

Speaker 1 (11:41):
Over the last few weeks we've opened free in Clint's
acting school, where we've been really branching out, you.

Speaker 4 (11:47):
Know, just trying to, you know, add things to our
skill set.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
Yeah, yeah, don't box us in. You don't know what
we're capable of. You know, it's one of those things
where you've got to keep learning and going to keep evolving,
and we think maybe recreating iconic scenes from iconic pieces
of cinema could be the thing that does it for us.

Speaker 4 (12:06):
It could be it.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
We've done some fantastic Harry Potter so far, Harry Potter. No,
while you were away, we did Mean Girls because it
was mean Girl's Day, wasn't it?

Speaker 4 (12:16):
You did Mean Girls without me?

Speaker 1 (12:18):
We had to you were away, but it was mean
Girl's day, you know when it's October?

Speaker 4 (12:23):
And how did it go?

Speaker 1 (12:25):
I think it was quite good, didn't it? No?

Speaker 10 (12:28):
It was fine.

Speaker 4 (12:29):
It was bad because I wasn't here.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Who would you have been? I was Regina.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
I probably would have picked either Regina or you would
have done a stellar Karen or Karen. Yeah, I feel
like I've got Karen vibe.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Well, it's not Mean Girls. You've chosen a new scene
for us to perform today.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:49):
I thought we need to branch out into some cartoons,
some animation. Okay, So I picked the iconic film Monsters Inc.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
And you told the group that you haven't seen it.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
No, I've not seen Monsters Inc. Yet.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
And hopefully messed up, man, This will ignite something in
you to be like, I need to watch that movie.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
Is my character that I'm playing? Yeah, Mike Wazowski?

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
Is is it Billy Crystal who does the voice of him?

Speaker 4 (13:14):
It is?

Speaker 5 (13:14):
Okay, I recognize that, Yes, iconic, I can channel Billy
Crystal iconic character. The scene that we've chosen is an
iconic scene where Mike rocks up at work and.

Speaker 4 (13:28):
Ros questions him about doing his paperwork. Okay, so hold on,
I just he does.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
Yeah, no, I'm just going to get into character. This
will make more sense when you see the video. To
be honest, but yeah, okay, looking good, feeling good?

Speaker 4 (13:47):
Okay, okay, I.

Speaker 10 (13:53):
Look good?

Speaker 3 (13:54):
You look good? Yeah?

Speaker 10 (13:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Are we ready to go?

Speaker 4 (13:56):
Do you look the part?

Speaker 11 (13:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (14:00):
It's amazing. I've got some background by music.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
Interior office. Ros is reading the newspaper. Good morning, Ros,
my succulent garden snail And who will we be scaring today?

Speaker 3 (14:20):
What?

Speaker 4 (14:21):
Elski? You forgot to file your paperwork last night?

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Oh that darn paperwork. Wouldn't it be easier if it
all just blew away?

Speaker 4 (14:34):
Don't let it happen again?

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yes, well, I'll try to be less careless.

Speaker 5 (14:41):
I'm watching you with Awski always watch.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
She's nuts. All scare flaws are now active assistance.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Please report to your stations. See it's good. I think.

Speaker 1 (15:04):
Even vote. I think it had moments of real heat.

Speaker 5 (15:07):
Yeah we might get the call up for the stage
production of Monsters.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 4 (15:12):
I think. I think we're in with the shot.

Speaker 10 (15:14):
I also think having costumes for it really sets the tone.

Speaker 1 (15:18):
It's great for radio.

Speaker 4 (15:19):
I do you feel like Clint was giving me the
dirty eyeball? A lot of it though.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
Something looking here.

Speaker 4 (15:29):
That was cool?

Speaker 1 (15:30):
What new and now Brian Clint? Next? Who is the
new richest woman in music? But you can guess, But
do you know who the previous richest woman in music was?
We'll find that all out, all out, We'll find all
of it out and we find it out.

Speaker 5 (15:49):
Next on ZM from iHeartRadio is the latest Life from
l A with Dean. The details are out of who
is now the riches female in music.

Speaker 6 (16:03):
Riches female in probably I think the history of music.
So far, Taylor Swift has topped the list. She's worth
a staggering two point six million, billion, billion billion dollars.
There's one point six billion are using. It's like, yeah,
two point six two point seven billion dollars, Where did
this come from? I mean her tour obviously was like
the highest pressing through in the history of the world.

(16:24):
She then put that to her on movie and you
go pay again. She watched the two of the movies.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Then she's sort of toy.

Speaker 6 (16:30):
I think Paramount or something or Disney Blast something, and
you can watch it everywhere. She just knows how to
make a bank. And you know what, of course, now
she's re recording all of her own album and just
going to release them and then own all of those
as well. It's just so brilliant and so well thought out,
and she deserves to be that rich.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
She's that girl.

Speaker 1 (16:48):
She overtook Rihanna, didn't she and Rihanna's multifested in her
income stream. It's not just music, it's beauty and lingerie
as well, which Taylor hasn't really branched out into that
type of stuff. It has she she hasn't gone to.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
Imagine if she did, Yeah, imagine if.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
She liked Taylor Cosmetics or even Taylor cat food it
would go berserk.

Speaker 1 (17:09):
Taylor cat foods, everything, Taylor guitars.

Speaker 4 (17:12):
Taylor guitars.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
People would be buying guitars and they wouldn't know how
to play a Wait, let's put them on the wall.

Speaker 6 (17:17):
What about Taylor Tayloring, Tayloring, Tayloring.

Speaker 1 (17:22):
It's in the mall and you buy anything, you take
it in and they for you, like a Taylor swift
out for Taylor Tayloring.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
It would have.

Speaker 6 (17:29):
To tell you something. Speaking of Bejasaling, I had to
tell you something that's an exclusive for you. If you
are wondering why it's really loud I am. I'm at
the launch, the private launch of the new RuPaul's Drag
Race down Under now and they just yeah, they just shared,
I mean Sydney, They've just shared all the new drag
Queens that comes out tomorrow morning, seventy postings. I can't

(17:52):
see you, who's yup?

Speaker 2 (17:54):
But I want you to know.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Questions because I know absolutely Dean. Is Michelle Visage there
for the launch and she's not here, but yeah, she's
she's given her, given her the show, this particular franchise. Yeah,
so she'll be fronting the down Under RuPaul's Drag Race series.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
You're right, Dean, there'll be a lot of Jessling going
on there. Weren't there.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
Oh yeah, I'm covered in shrotty crystals. And that was
before I came to mention the glitter I got from
the drag before you what.

Speaker 4 (18:25):
It's all around his face before you were we love you.

Speaker 1 (18:31):
There's the latest from d McCarthy. He's in Sydney. He's
a Hollywood correspondent, but he's in Sydney at the moment.
That's how he's at the RuPaul drag race down under thingy.

Speaker 5 (18:39):
I found this quite interesting and it was an article
talking about the twelve different features that make you more
unique of a human than others.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Okay, so the.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
More you have on this list, the rareer you are
of a human.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Yeah, because I mean we're all different as people, but
they say these particular things make people even more unique, Okay,
because not as many.

Speaker 4 (19:08):
People have them.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
Producers, do you want to go through the list with
us and we can all.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
See you keep count for ourselves.

Speaker 5 (19:15):
Yeah, let's keep count for ourselves. We'll see who is
the rarest human on the on the team. And if
you're listening right now, can you please take note of
how many of these.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
You are because we'd like to talk to you after this.

Speaker 5 (19:29):
Yeah, Okay, So if you've got a lot of these,
then we want you to call eight hundred dials at
m all right, So this is the list twelve features
that make you more rare as a human. Number one
being left handed not for me.

Speaker 11 (19:43):
Not me.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Let me just say I'm quite special me, Ella is
left handed. That is one point for you. Ella off
till we'd start.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
Number two on the list green eyes, green eyes two percent.
Only two percent of the population have them.

Speaker 10 (20:01):
I got green eyes, I've got like hazelly, but they're not.

Speaker 4 (20:04):
Like green green stretch. Clint, Yeah, they're bluey green. I'll
give you a point. I've definitely got green eyes brown
green count Okay.

Speaker 5 (20:18):
Next on the list, different colored eyes is even rareer.
So let's say you've got one blue, one green. Only
one percent of the population has that.

Speaker 4 (20:28):
None of us have. Next on the list is double eyelashes.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
It's where it's a condition where you actually have two
rows of eyelashes.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Barely have one row. Same not for us, one of us, unfortunately.
Next on the list is red hair. I did diet
like family members do, but I.

Speaker 1 (20:53):
Got gingers in the family. Yeah, yeah, my family has
been touched by the ginger brush red hair.

Speaker 5 (20:58):
Quite redd you masta you do? Actually, I wouldn't say
it counts. Okay, two percent of the population only have
red hair.

Speaker 4 (21:07):
A double crown.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
What's that?

Speaker 4 (21:09):
One in twenty people have a double crown.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
I have a double crown and your hear so instead,
like most people, their hair will meet at the back
part on their head and then swirl out, whereas a
double crown, you have two of them. It's quite annoying.
Actually I've got I've definitely got a double crowd.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Give myself a point.

Speaker 5 (21:28):
People say it's when you're reincarnated, and you were reincarnated.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
With two souls. That's why you've got two crazy two
different people. Yeah, that's what they say. Next, a long,
longer second toe. I have this.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
No, were you the second toe is longer than your
big toe e tete? Oh yeah, okay, no I don't
have that.

Speaker 5 (21:49):
So a fifth of people have a longer second toes.
I'll mark myself down with that.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
This one.

Speaker 5 (21:55):
I always find quite creepy holes in your ear.

Speaker 4 (21:59):
It's usually there, like there near that.

Speaker 1 (22:03):
Little Nobly park a hole.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
What do you mean it's like usually it's three holes.
You've never seen someone with that, and it kind of
looks like gills. It's weird. It's the water at all,
but it's very rare.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Only one percent of people have it. Okay, so no
one's got that. A gap in your front teeth.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
I want a gap in my front teeth doesn't count.
Only twenty five percent.

Speaker 1 (22:25):
You know, they can move your teeth with them as
a line you're going if you win, and you're like,
I want to I want a supermodel gap in my teeth.
They could your front teeth.

Speaker 4 (22:32):
They probably will canine teeth as well. It's quite hot. Yeah,
I've got canines. You do?

Speaker 5 (22:38):
Yeah, everybody does, vampire fangs.

Speaker 1 (22:42):
You've got stumpy little teeth.

Speaker 5 (22:44):
Okay, no one's got the gap in the teeth. Only
twenty five percent of people have that extra rib so
usually I'm pretty sure a human has twenty four ribs,
so they have obviously even number of both sides.

Speaker 4 (23:00):
But one one in.

Speaker 5 (23:02):
Two hundred people are born with extra I wouldn't know,
we wouldn't know, wouldn't know. And last one on the
list an OUTI belly button. Only ten percent of the population.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
Have an autio Yeah, any, yeah, but how's your belly.

Speaker 4 (23:19):
C from it? And nailed you deserve that. Okay, I
got three out of twelve.

Speaker 1 (23:30):
I got one.

Speaker 6 (23:32):
Zero, you're zero.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
You're so boring and normal person in the world.

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Okay, so that's.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
Pretty cool, generic Claudia.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
We're all pretty stock standard. Let's put it out to
the universe, Claudia. How many of those did you get?
And if you've got more than three, we want to
talk to you eight hundred dials at M or you
can text us on nine six ninety six.

Speaker 4 (23:55):
How rare are you?

Speaker 1 (23:56):
Let's find the rarest person in them all.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
Yeah, the more we're talking about different features that apparently
make you more unique as a human, more rare.

Speaker 4 (24:08):
I'm going to run through the list very quickly.

Speaker 5 (24:10):
It's twelve different things, and if you're just tuning in,
you can see how many you have. So the first
one was left handed. The next one that I didn't mention,
actually that they said was even rarer is when people
are ambidextras, which is very rare.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
And very impressive.

Speaker 5 (24:26):
And I don't just mean that you can pick up
a pencil and try and write something like you actually.

Speaker 4 (24:32):
Can use both hands everything for everything.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
Green eyes, different colored eyes, double eyelashes, red hair, double crown, longer,
second toe than your big toe, holes near the side
of your ear, gaps in your front teeth, extra ribs
in an auntie belly button?

Speaker 4 (24:52):
Are the different things.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
The more you have, the rarer you are. So this
text that just come in doesn't really count. Someone's just
tixt I'm a ringer.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
So that's one.

Speaker 1 (25:01):
There's one.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
That's one we got.

Speaker 1 (25:03):
I got one. You know people can get one. I
don't know if we've got level yet, Claudia. But there's
a text there from someone who has five of those things.

Speaker 4 (25:11):
I want I want to know what five This.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Person wants to be anonymous? High anonymous?

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Hy anonymous?

Speaker 1 (25:18):
Do you want to be anonymous because you're so rare
and you're worried that you're valuable and people will come
and steal you.

Speaker 9 (25:24):
No, because I was going to talk about my son.

Speaker 5 (25:26):
O tell us how rare is your son? How many
of those things has he got?

Speaker 1 (25:34):
I've got three of them? But my son's eyes.

Speaker 8 (25:37):
Are different colors on the inside and blue on the outside.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Okay, And so he.

Speaker 8 (25:49):
We've both got the toe thing.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Longer second toe. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (25:53):
Yeah, I've got red hair as well.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
Okay, And has he got has he got red hair?

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Nah?

Speaker 6 (25:59):
He didn't get that.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
I wasn't lucky enough for that. Really? Did they say
it skips a generation?

Speaker 1 (26:07):
No, No, it's recessive.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
It's a recessive gen.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
Both parents have to have the ginger Jean to pass
it down. Yes, they don't have to both be ginger,
but they have to have the ginger Jean in their
gene pool.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
Gotcha? So yeah, okay, well, thanks for calling through Anonymous.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
Thanks Anonymous. Let's go to Coralee on the phone.

Speaker 4 (26:23):
Hi CORALI Hi Coral Corally.

Speaker 11 (26:26):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
We're trying to find some rare rear diamonds and you
might be one. You've got five of the twelve things?

Speaker 11 (26:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (26:32):
I do, so five do you have?

Speaker 4 (26:34):
Corally?

Speaker 8 (26:36):
I have got green eyes lovely?

Speaker 4 (26:39):
That's one?

Speaker 6 (26:41):
Read here?

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Okay to como?

Speaker 1 (26:44):
You're left e three?

Speaker 2 (26:45):
Is it a good combo?

Speaker 8 (26:46):
I think I have my middle toes longer than my
big toe by like yes, breakish amount?

Speaker 1 (26:53):
Yeah, okay, you've got the et toe phone. I have a.

Speaker 8 (26:57):
Double cow lock, which I have passed on to my
children double.

Speaker 4 (27:01):
Crown curly someone who also has that? How bloody annoying
is it?

Speaker 8 (27:06):
When I try and straighten my hair flicks up at
the back and it looks like I've done an absolute
horrific job.

Speaker 5 (27:11):
All the hairdressers are just kind of like, there's nothing
I can do.

Speaker 8 (27:15):
Yeah, no, sorry, out of our hands.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
We could shave it off. Someone's just texting and this
could give you six This wasn't on Breeze list, but
maybe it's the thirteenth thing. You don't have a third nipple,
do you, correly.

Speaker 8 (27:27):
Not a third nipple. But I can do freaky things
with my eyes and ears.

Speaker 5 (27:32):
I thought you were about to say I could do
freaky things with my nipples.

Speaker 7 (27:35):
Yeah, I can like shake them.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
Can you throw them your shoulder? Thanks, Curly.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
We're trying to find the rarest person that listens to
this show. Emma's caught up and it's about your son
as well.

Speaker 4 (27:48):
Emma High Hi, EMMAE.

Speaker 11 (27:53):
So just first of all, I'm the special little snowflake
who has the hole in front of the ear.

Speaker 5 (27:58):
You're one of those people that looks like gills next
to your ear.

Speaker 8 (28:01):
Well, yeah, I had it, Sage quick CORECTU.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
But I was a baby, But I did have it.

Speaker 2 (28:05):
Okay, I had.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Okay, so long as there's photos of it so we
can see, yep, that's fine.

Speaker 6 (28:12):
I don't know where those are, but I'm sure they're somewhere.

Speaker 4 (28:15):
And what does your daughter have?

Speaker 11 (28:17):
The left handed getting her teeth, double crown long the toe,
and there was a first one which I keep forging it.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Oh my god, are you worried that? Are you worried
that your daughter is some kind of alien freak? Emma?

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Potentially?

Speaker 4 (28:34):
Yeah, well we both know till she grows up.

Speaker 1 (28:37):
Yeah, who is her father?

Speaker 11 (28:38):
Like?

Speaker 6 (28:40):
Oh, the very special kind of snife?

Speaker 1 (28:42):
Like yeah, I was going to say it would be
a nicer thing, thanks, Emma. Geez. A lot of people
tixing in with their third nipple confession. Now I just
made just made that one up, by the way, so
you're just revealing it to me for no reason.

Speaker 5 (28:59):
A lot of people just texting in with their own
weird things about themselves.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
They weren't on.

Speaker 1 (29:04):
The list confessional.

Speaker 4 (29:06):
Yeah, they just that.

Speaker 5 (29:07):
Someone texts through and they said that their brother has
three crowns.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
Really the triple crown, so not a double, but a triple.
A horse race. Jamie's here, Hi Jamie, Hi Jamie.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
How are you guys doing.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Thanks?

Speaker 5 (29:20):
Do you have a lot of these rare different features? Well,
I've got four of them, Okay, what four do you have?

Speaker 8 (29:27):
So I'm ginger and I've got green eyes, I've got
the longer toe thing, and I've got to get between
my teeth that i can whistle through.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Oh my god, do you look like the girl from
the movie Brave?

Speaker 8 (29:40):
No, I look like Chapel Roone.

Speaker 1 (29:42):
Yeo. In my head, you look like the girl on
the Windy's sign, you know, the Windy's Hamburger's girl.

Speaker 5 (29:50):
I would argue the girl from a Brave would have
grown up to look like Chapel Roone.

Speaker 4 (29:55):
I'll take that.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
Yeah, cool, Before you go, would you treat it to
a bit of front teeth whistling.

Speaker 6 (30:02):
I can try.

Speaker 1 (30:03):
Okay, let's give it a go. Hang on, there's weather
the little drummer. Hang on, lets build this up. Here we go.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
Here, next stop, Oxford, next stop.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
Very good, Jamie.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
We're going to have a game of Google Down next.

Speaker 3 (30:25):
Do you feel lucky?

Speaker 11 (30:26):
Well?

Speaker 1 (30:27):
Do you?

Speaker 3 (30:28):
It's time for Brian Clint Google Down.

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Punk, Roll Up, Roll up the cyber a game of
Google Down where I've been doing things for a number
of weeks and this week is no different.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
Got a different theme.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (30:46):
Wait?

Speaker 4 (30:46):
Let me see if I can tell you.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
It might affect the way that people vote, is what
I'm thinking.

Speaker 4 (30:56):
I'm calling it main character energy. Are you okay from that?
What you will?

Speaker 1 (31:05):
Who played the main character in this film?

Speaker 4 (31:08):
A ship?

Speaker 11 (31:09):
Now?

Speaker 1 (31:09):
It's good. How we got pret Google that? You thought
you were so cryptic?

Speaker 4 (31:15):
No I did. That's what I've actually called it. And
I was like, oh, if they get it, they get it.

Speaker 1 (31:19):
Okay, this is what you need to do. You need
to correctly pick the winner of Google Down. Is it
going to be Ella, Claudia or me? Clinton?

Speaker 10 (31:27):
Are we doing our Horsey noises?

Speaker 4 (31:29):
Because I'm prepared Horsey noise?

Speaker 11 (31:32):
Like nay?

Speaker 4 (31:33):
We used to do that?

Speaker 10 (31:34):
What you'd go, Clint, and you'd go nay because it's
a country theme.

Speaker 4 (31:38):
I don't know. Listen to the music if you want to.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
Oh, Ella, I remember that at all?

Speaker 3 (31:44):
Neither.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
I don't remember that.

Speaker 1 (31:46):
We'll do it. We'll do it, yea.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
All right?

Speaker 5 (31:48):
You can vote for Ella, okay, messed up for Claudia.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Not gonna do it, Clint.

Speaker 4 (32:03):
It's time to play Google Down.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Do you feel lucky?

Speaker 11 (32:06):
Well?

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Do you?

Speaker 3 (32:07):
It's time for brillan Clint, Google Down Punk.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
Welcome belong to Google Down, where we like to give
away KFC chicken dollars if you can back the winner
before we play your horses, Clint, Claudia and Ella Nice.

Speaker 4 (32:24):
Your horse is very aggressive.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
Your horse has got the mange. What's that?

Speaker 4 (32:30):
I think that horse needs a bit of a tranquilizer.

Speaker 5 (32:34):
Here's the rules. I will read out my questions. First
person to yell out the correct answer will receive a point.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
First to three points wins the game.

Speaker 5 (32:46):
The theme of this week, as I told you before,
I'm calling it main character energy. And here comes question
number one. Who was the lead actor in the movie
Monster z Inc.

Speaker 4 (32:59):
Billy Crystal Claudia. Clint even said it before when we
did the acting challenge, and I.

Speaker 10 (33:08):
Was saying that earlier. I did forget his name, so
you actually gave that one to me, Clint.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
You know who comes up though?

Speaker 4 (33:13):
Who?

Speaker 1 (33:14):
John Goodman?

Speaker 4 (33:15):
Who's that?

Speaker 5 (33:15):
He technically is the other main character, which I also
would have accepted. Okay, So it was either all, and
I will preface this with saying if there is two
main characters, I'll accept either all.

Speaker 4 (33:26):
Okay. Here comes question number two, won to Claudia.

Speaker 5 (33:31):
Who was the lead actor in the movie Donnie Darco, Jake,
Jillen Hall.

Speaker 4 (33:39):
That's right. Claudia just got in time there.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Before Google, No, Google, Google.

Speaker 4 (33:45):
I was a guest from Claudia, not a guess, right.

Speaker 10 (33:48):
I actually haven't seen that movie, but it was technically
a guess but I knew it.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
That's one of those movies. Yeah, it's not it's not
actually good, but you're supposed to pretend to like it.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Its ARTSI right, I think it's study it. I didn't
like it.

Speaker 1 (34:03):
I won't be watching it.

Speaker 4 (34:04):
Okay. Question number three? Who are the two?

Speaker 5 (34:08):
And I'm looking for two lead actors in the movie
fools Gold Kate Hudson and Alight A right, Kate.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
I'm going to give it to Clint.

Speaker 10 (34:20):
Yeah, I gut so we can do an impression of
them too.

Speaker 5 (34:26):
I think Clint forgot his name and he went with that,
and I'm going.

Speaker 4 (34:30):
To give it to him.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
I was resourceful, is what you got.

Speaker 5 (34:33):
I appreciated the effort. Okay, one to Clint, to to Claudia.
Here comes a question of before who was the lead
actor in the movie The Bone Collector?

Speaker 4 (34:43):
I want heard of it?

Speaker 5 (34:46):
Jack Hodgen Washington, Angelina Joelie Denzel Washington is correct.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
It is den Zel.

Speaker 5 (34:57):
Two to Clint Tudor Claudia zero to Ella, but you
can't come back.

Speaker 4 (35:02):
Here comes question number five.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
Can I give Coldia challenge?

Speaker 4 (35:05):
Yes?

Speaker 11 (35:06):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:06):
Google OKAYO match point.

Speaker 4 (35:11):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (35:13):
Who was the lead actor in the movie Calendar Girls, Dame.

Speaker 4 (35:21):
Helen Morrin and Julie Walters. That is correct, Ella correct?
Ella comes back?

Speaker 10 (35:28):
Do another one, Clint?

Speaker 1 (35:30):
No phone, no phone?

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Because that went so well. Here comes question number six.
This could be a three way a three way tie.

Speaker 5 (35:39):
Here question number six el who was the lead actor
in the movie Taxi Driver?

Speaker 10 (35:48):
Houston Robert Denia and Jodie Foster and Leonardo.

Speaker 5 (35:52):
Ha Clint has taken it out in stunning fashion right
at the end.

Speaker 10 (36:00):
Houston in The Bodyguard, In my mind is the same movie.
I haven't seen either any of those movies.

Speaker 5 (36:06):
Fun fact, I'm pretty sure Taxi Driver is where the
famous quote comes from.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Are you talking to me? These people think it's from
another movie, but it's actually from the Taxi Driver.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
I'll see anyone else here you must be talking?

Speaker 4 (36:21):
Are you talking to me?

Speaker 1 (36:24):
Claire? Thank you very much for backing me. It's been
a long time between drinks for me and Google down,
but a victory today tastes sweet. And you have scored
fifty KFC chicken dollars.

Speaker 2 (36:35):
Oh that's great, thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (36:36):
Well done, Claire, thank you. We'll get that chicken out
to your Claire.

Speaker 1 (36:42):
I read this article today which talked about people who
dream and color and people who dream in black and white.
I didn't know that this was a thing, that there
was a difference. I just I know the way that
I dream, and without saying what it is, I assumed
everybody dreamed the way that I dream. Do you know
what I mean.

Speaker 3 (36:57):
That?

Speaker 4 (36:57):
Ryan? Yeah, and yes, I know what you mean, because
it's not something.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
Hopefully you're not talking about your dreams with everyone, because
I guess what dream chot is, Punisha.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
We're not going to go into details about dreams, but
I do want to know which way you dream, black
and white or color. So let's go three two one color.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:17):
Same, No idea that anybody dreamed in black and white
produces there any of you guys black and white dreamers?

Speaker 4 (37:23):
No color? But like the lights are off?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
What uh like CPR?

Speaker 10 (37:27):
No, it's still color, but it's just like dark.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
It's like dull, yeah, oh buzzy.

Speaker 4 (37:32):
Yeah, everything color are dusk, normal, normal.

Speaker 1 (37:35):
I'm just they don't say normal, Okay, don't you dare?

Speaker 4 (37:39):
Yeah, that's rude to the dream community.

Speaker 1 (37:42):
Yeah, that's dream shamers.

Speaker 4 (37:43):
Say what I want to say.

Speaker 1 (37:45):
According to what I read, fifty percent of people say
they dream in color, which is the majority. Ten percent
of people dream and black and white, and forty percent
of people have no idea whether they dream in black
and white or color.

Speaker 4 (37:59):
Isn't that it's interesting?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
One study found that people older than fifty five, This
is where this dream thing is crazy. People older than
fifty five, who may have grown up without a color TV,
reported less color in their dreams. What isn't that weird?
Because I think about the past as being black and
white because all the footage we see, but as in
black and white. But it wasn't It was in living color. Yeah,

(38:23):
But people who grew up without a color TV, their
dreams are black and white.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
I mean it makes sense because that's kind of you know,
your brain putting together pictures and if it's watching black.

Speaker 4 (38:33):
And white, watching TV in your head, and that makes sense.

Speaker 5 (38:36):
Have you ever seen It's so interesting where they'll take
something like a movie or a show that's in black
and white and they and they.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Tone it into color.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Yeah, it's quite amazing.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
The ones I find crazy where the camera was first
invented and someone took it and just set it up
in like a town square and they've just recorded, and
there's footage of people in like nineteen oh one in
a town square in France, and you just see them.
They've they've sort of time corrected the footage so it's smooth,

(39:08):
so it looks like footage from now, and then they've
painted the frames to colorize it. Yeah, and then you
see people just living in nineteen oh one. And the
buzzy thing is they don't spend almost any time on
their phone, like they're just living in the moment.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Their phones would be in the wall. Yeah, so they
wouldn't be able.

Speaker 1 (39:30):
To home, so they interact with each other.

Speaker 4 (39:32):
It was so weird.

Speaker 5 (39:33):
I was watching this movie that's on Netflix at the moment,
and it's set in.

Speaker 4 (39:38):
I think it's.

Speaker 5 (39:39):
Yeah, World War one, Okay, so the first Yeah, so
the first earlier War War one was the first time. Yeah,
I'm just thinking of the time because it would have
been like early nineteen like nineteen twenties.

Speaker 4 (39:51):
No, nineteen thirties, nineteen fourteen to nineteen eighteen. Yeah, like
nineteen twenties around there.

Speaker 3 (39:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Well the other one wasn't until like nineteen fort forties.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:02):
And there's this scene where they get up really early
in the morning to go off to join the army,
and they all get into this horse and cart and
I'm like, oh, that's right.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Yeah, they wouldn't have had a car.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
Nah, and it would have been like two days trek
or something.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (40:17):
Yeah, yeah, it takes like two days to get there,
and they're all sitting in the back of this car.

Speaker 1 (40:20):
And when you get on a boat wild to think
that the war's over, you'll be home in six months.
What back to the dreams. In twenty eleven, research has
found that eighty percent of people under the age of thirty,
so the bulk of people under thirty dream and color.
But it dropped for eighty percent of people under thirty
dream and color, it dropped down to twenty percent of

(40:43):
people by the age of sixty. That is depressing because
that your dreams lose color the older that you get.
That's bs that's depressing.

Speaker 4 (40:54):
That's so depressing. I wonder why that is.

Speaker 1 (40:56):
Yeah, yeah, sure.

Speaker 4 (40:59):
Do you taste munch of bad too?

Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (41:01):
I think they do, or do they we start liking
other stuff, maybe they do get bad because you never
liked things like blue cheese and red wine and stuff.
When you were young, You're like, give me that crunchy
candy that sticks to the lollipophy. This is delicious, and
you get older and you're like, I want to try
a mushroom.

Speaker 5 (41:19):
Oh I still like the candy popping candy, but I
also like mushrooms.

Speaker 4 (41:24):
Mushrooms as well.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
Yeah, because you're in the middle, Yeah, yeah, in the
middle of a dream. Yeah, she's still got to go
down hell. Anyway, I'm just buzzy to know. I'd love
you to text. Do you dream in color or black
and white? This is a little snap pole nine six
nine six.

Speaker 5 (41:37):
Don't tell us about your dream though, and what you
dream about, because we're not interested.

Speaker 1 (41:42):
Oh no, don't tell us what you dream just black
or one, unless, of course the golden excepting.

Speaker 5 (41:46):
Do you dream about either Clint or eye or us together?

Speaker 1 (41:50):
Yes, and in that case, as much detail as possible.
We want all the detailed voice memo. In fact, maybe
you record us a little, maybe draw a picture, dramatic recreation.

Speaker 5 (42:00):
Maybe claymation, make put together a clamation of it clamation.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
Sixteen free Clinklin.

Speaker 4 (42:12):
Birthday is your birthday?

Speaker 5 (42:15):
Bangers on the Air for a Wednesday number one songs
when you turn sixteen?

Speaker 1 (42:21):
So with young Ian Ian?

Speaker 4 (42:23):
Hello, young Ian?

Speaker 2 (42:24):
How are you doing good?

Speaker 4 (42:26):
How are you Ian?

Speaker 2 (42:27):
I'm very good switter. I've just finished working.

Speaker 7 (42:30):
I'm clearing up with spare room, trying to at the
radio it and I.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Thought I'm going to go with it for many years now.
So wait, are.

Speaker 4 (42:39):
You saying Ian that you're a long time listener first
time call up host?

Speaker 3 (42:43):
Definitely?

Speaker 4 (42:47):
We love to celebrate you here. Ian, thanks for finally
calling through.

Speaker 3 (42:51):
What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
It's the first time caller?

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Alarm?

Speaker 1 (42:54):
You don't get anything for it.

Speaker 2 (42:55):
But Jane, I love you Ian.

Speaker 5 (42:59):
Good vibes.

Speaker 7 (43:02):
O Man, I've just hupped my mate over from the
UK this last weekend and they've just done in the
Southhold and now I haven't seen him for years, and
we just spent the weekend in longer time and we
drunk over one hundred and twenty beers and three days
of wine.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
Your new bloody sent it over the weekend.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Oh we sent it. We're supposed to go fishing. We
could barely walk down to the topping late.

Speaker 1 (43:28):
I mean, what else are you doing? Long Atahari? And
there's a house going on.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
I'm a dirty painter, mate.

Speaker 5 (43:33):
Yeah, and I love it and I love you to
your birthday, banger, while you're here.

Speaker 2 (43:38):
You give give us a laugh.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
What's your day to birthday in three six six nine?

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Oh, what a great birthday three six six nine?

Speaker 5 (43:47):
You were sixteen though in nineteen eighty five, Ian, And
here's your birthday, banger.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Shite beers you know in the Tears for Fears?

Speaker 3 (44:02):
Ian?

Speaker 2 (44:02):
No?

Speaker 1 (44:03):
No, what about after one hundred and twenty beers?

Speaker 3 (44:07):
No?

Speaker 4 (44:09):
What were you hoping for?

Speaker 1 (44:10):
Ian?

Speaker 4 (44:11):
What were you? What's a bit of you?

Speaker 1 (44:13):
What's a bit of me?

Speaker 7 (44:14):
I was open, bit of talk talk, it's this is
my life, you know, not the Gwen the family one.

Speaker 5 (44:21):
But you know, yep, I know what you're talking about.
I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (44:26):
Or a bit of Floyd or something you know.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
But anyway, anyway.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
It goes, doesn't matter. Thank you very much.

Speaker 1 (44:30):
Now you're welcome me with us. You can still be
the winner. And so don't go anywhere. We're going to
go to sirah Hi, siah Hi, sarah Hi.

Speaker 5 (44:37):
How many beers did you think on the weekend, Sarah
zero zero.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Bes good girl, Ian dragging out for both of both
of you.

Speaker 8 (44:46):
Yeah no, And I feel like Ian jelas a.

Speaker 1 (44:48):
Rung with it. I just, you know, fighting, Sarah, let's
say might not Yeah, I know, right?

Speaker 4 (44:56):
What is your birthday?

Speaker 9 (44:59):
But of August nineteen eighty five?

Speaker 5 (45:02):
All right, that means you're sixteen in two thousand and one.
We've done the calculations on that day. This was number one.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
We wanted.

Speaker 1 (45:16):
Uncle Cracker.

Speaker 4 (45:20):
I don't mind it.

Speaker 8 (45:20):
I feel like I'm in the same boat again.

Speaker 4 (45:24):
It's gotta be something something.

Speaker 1 (45:26):
This was huge, this song. This is a weird version
that we've got here, but it was huge. It was massive.

Speaker 4 (45:34):
I feel like it was faster than that.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Yeah, it seems slow, but we'll look into that. We'll
fakure that, and I'm sure ones will get the real version.
And finally, Hannah's here.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
Hi, Hannah, Hi, Hannah, Hello, how are you going good? Thanks?
You sink any beers on the weekend.

Speaker 9 (45:47):
Hannah, Please not talk about that age.

Speaker 5 (45:51):
Okay, we won't ask questions what happens on the weekend
days on the weekend, Hey, mate, what's your day of birth?

Speaker 9 (45:58):
Idious of July ninety six.

Speaker 5 (46:01):
All right, that means you were sixteen in twenty twelve,
and let me take your backs sixteenth with this one?

Speaker 1 (46:13):
Such a good.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
Song quite away?

Speaker 1 (46:20):
Was it? Was it the last great Katy Perry song?

Speaker 3 (46:26):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (46:27):
I mean you can't sl hear him?

Speaker 4 (46:29):
Well, Hannah, I'm sure one of my favorite. You can
agree with me that.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
Of course it wasn't, because after twenty twelve we had
Swish Swish Fish another one.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
In the best suits one.

Speaker 1 (46:41):
Yeah, I mean right, yeah, what about I begon Ian
would rather be played Tears for Fears than Swish swashpash. Okay,
wait there, We've got a tough decision to make. Can
we just go back to Ian briefly? Ian, which one
of those three songs would you choose one? Are you?

Speaker 5 (46:56):
You were going to say that, Ian, but you.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Said your song was crap, but you'd still choose it
over those other songs.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Oh, give us a bit of excuse, a bit of
bob or something.

Speaker 1 (47:14):
You know, it wasn't an option.

Speaker 2 (47:17):
Okay, sorry, okay.

Speaker 1 (47:21):
Wait there, Ian, Wait there, wait there.

Speaker 4 (47:22):
I love that.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
I'm voting with Uncle Cracker.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
I'm voting for Uncle Cracker to Dundal. I like it.

Speaker 1 (47:28):
Happy Days love you. You're the winner.

Speaker 7 (47:34):
Everybody see Sarah.

Speaker 8 (47:38):
You can't turn around and see Clinton.

Speaker 1 (47:44):
Well, nobody in Brian Clinton. The winner of Birthday Banger
today is Uncle Cracker for Sarah from the year two
thousand and one, two thousand and one.

Speaker 5 (47:55):
Can you believe that the real winner from today's birthday Banger?
I think was Ian and the Painter from and the
Painter just kicking back, relaxing at home calling us here.

Speaker 1 (48:09):
Some texts coming in petition for Ian to get his
own segment on the Brian Clint Show, What do you
guys think about life Advice with Ian? To get him
on to give us advice at different stages, different different
times of life, and.

Speaker 5 (48:24):
He could steer us on the right path, Like I'd
love to ask Ian, like, what are the different uses.

Speaker 4 (48:31):
Of vassaline?

Speaker 3 (48:32):
What?

Speaker 11 (48:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:33):
Yeah, I just feel like I feel.

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Like a few some some that we've never thought of.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Yeah, completely outside of the box.

Speaker 1 (48:43):
You can glaise a hand with it.

Speaker 4 (48:45):
I didn't know that.

Speaker 1 (48:46):
Someone else said, can we get Ian on to review
the next round of Friday Oki? Please?

Speaker 5 (48:51):
I feel like you'll be honest if you're listening, I
know you'd be honest.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
That was shit.

Speaker 4 (48:57):
Absolute sh shit.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
I would a beer with him being the one hundred
and twenty beers man. Maybe he does become a regular
part of the Brand Clint show. Who knows.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
Foo did a little bit of misbehaving at the hens
of stag.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
Doo, maybe so bad broke up the marriage.

Speaker 1 (49:17):
You told a story about someone who cheated at the
Stagdoo and then.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Multiple times with multiple people.

Speaker 1 (49:22):
And the dad made the wife who didn't do the
cheating go through with the wedding.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
Yeah, he was like, it's a destination wedding, everyone's booked
and paid for.

Speaker 4 (49:30):
You will get married. And she's like, okay. Filed for
divorce two weeks later.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
So what happened? Someone said my dad was the safe
person at my sister's husband Stagdoo. They spray painted his
bits with sheep rattle pink color. I assume that's the
stuff you mark sheep with. Yeah, a little dad was
in big trouble. What bit dad was?

Speaker 4 (49:51):
We'll take it ages to come off.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
I feel like it's fairly harmless though.

Speaker 4 (49:54):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
See that to me? Oh yeah, that's all good, cheeky
spray painting.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
That's fine.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Someone texted her and said we had a joint Hens
and Stag for my cousin the week before the wedding.
Towards the end of the night, the best man ended
up beating up one of the other guys so badly
that the ambulance and cops turned up. We didn't know
if the best man was going to be in jail
for the wedding. Oh, he was in hiding for the

(50:22):
entire week leading up to the wedding. Bonus for us,
though the guy who got beat up was supposed to
sit it out, sit at our table and didn't end
up coming to the wedding.

Speaker 4 (50:30):
More free wine for us.

Speaker 1 (50:32):
Oh my god, that's such a dark It's so dark.
It's such a dark silver. Also, when was so the
best man became the worst man?

Speaker 4 (50:40):
Yeah, how embarrassing.

Speaker 1 (50:43):
This person wants to be anonymous hig anonymous high anonymous?

Speaker 4 (50:46):
Hello tell us mate? Was it you that misbehaved at
the Hens Zone?

Speaker 2 (50:51):
It was and wasn't totally his fault.

Speaker 7 (50:55):
But are two weeks before our wedding?

Speaker 9 (50:57):
Yeah, he had all the head shaves.

Speaker 6 (51:01):
No, no, the next day they could nap them and
took him to Vegas for a week.

Speaker 1 (51:09):
What to Vegas?

Speaker 4 (51:14):
Or did you know what was happening.

Speaker 6 (51:17):
I had no idea.

Speaker 1 (51:18):
They didn't check it off with you first. Would you
have let him go? Like if they told you that's
what they were doing, would you have been okay with it?

Speaker 6 (51:25):
I say to him now, like, I wish you guy
his head told me told I was like, I want
to go away.

Speaker 5 (51:31):
But it was just made your comparison, anonymous, how hot
is your partner with hair and how hot is he
without hair?

Speaker 2 (51:44):
The truth he did not have their head no hair.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
Photos in the pictures.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
I would have killed him because he hates our witting
photos and that's on him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's nothing
to do with you. That's his fault.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Well his friends fold you've got a good attitude.

Speaker 2 (51:59):
And no I didn't at the time.

Speaker 1 (52:02):
I lot, okay, you've just got bloody bet. We're asking
what happened at the stagg or hins do Someone said
they should have had a rule that nobody dies at
the Stagdoo, my stupid brother and his stupid heart.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Oh that sounds sad, that sounds real sad.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Let's pick it back up with this one. At my hands.

Speaker 5 (52:20):
I was given a pack of cards with tasks to complete,
and some were a bit raunchy and involved elements of
hooking up with another male, So we removed all of
those before we started.

Speaker 4 (52:31):
That's responsible.

Speaker 5 (52:32):
One of my close girlfriends picked them up and said
she would do them. She only got married one month
before me. Her marriage broke up eight months later.

Speaker 4 (52:42):
I'm not surprised.

Speaker 1 (52:44):
I have to do it. It's on the cards.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
It's literally on the cards.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
So I said, here's a good question. As the partner
allowed at the stagdoo. My mate's wife to be and
her friends turned up halfway through the day. We were shocked.

Speaker 5 (52:57):
That happens quite a lot. Yeah, and normally happening on
the same day. You'll meet up at something.

Speaker 1 (53:02):
Yeah, you're meet up in town somewhere. That's kind of fun.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
I think it's quite nice, depending on what you've been doing.

Speaker 1 (53:07):
Depending on what you've been doing, depending on the tone
of the stag If your wife shows up and your
your bits are covered in pink sheep spray paint, there
might be a bit of explaining to do.

Speaker 5 (53:16):
And you've shaved your head baard, you've shaved your head balled,
and you're about to board a flight to Vegas. Yes,
it's a bit different, probably not the best do you
think the term mate is offensive?

Speaker 1 (53:30):
No, not on the face of it. No, it depends
on tone, but no, not really.

Speaker 5 (53:33):
I don't know if it even depends on tone. Like
in New Zealand, the word mate. Do you think it
is offensive or unprofessional to use in a work setting or.

Speaker 1 (53:45):
In a work sitting, like if you were doing like
a if you're having like your evaluation with your boss.

Speaker 5 (53:51):
No, I'm talking about if you went to get groceries
and you're at the checkout and the person working at
the checkout says, oh, get a mate, how you going?

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Oh, no, that's fine, that's fine.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 5 (54:05):
This is all went down at a fruit shop where
apparently someone who has worked at that fruit shop for
five years has talked about online how they got told
off for calling a customer mate.

Speaker 1 (54:20):
That seems a bit snowty.

Speaker 5 (54:21):
So apparently they greeted this person was like, get a mate,
how you going, trying to be friendly, and apparently the
customer said to them, can I tell you something?

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Please don't call me mate.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
I think it's unprofessional to use that word in a workplace.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
All right, matete jog on, mate jog on.

Speaker 4 (54:43):
I think that's ridiculous.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
And I don't think anyone in this country, if you're
using it in a nice way should be endearing, would
find it defensive. And I reckon we should prove it. Okay,
I reckon We give a place a call. I'm going
to try and drop the word mate in as many
times as we can and we'll see if the person
says I'm offended.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
Yeah, we're going to give you the best chance possible.
You're going to call Sandford and Sons fishmongers.

Speaker 4 (55:10):
Where you get bait, bait, bait.

Speaker 9 (55:21):
High Sons.

Speaker 5 (55:23):
Oh good, mate, I was just after some bait options,
if possible.

Speaker 6 (55:30):
Bait.

Speaker 9 (55:31):
We've got bait. We got like frozen stuff in the
other shop you can use as bait.

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Oh yeah, good, yeah, good bait.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Good.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
What about any artificial bait? Have you got any of that?

Speaker 11 (55:41):
Mate?

Speaker 2 (55:42):
No?

Speaker 9 (55:43):
Just like we've got like fish, like frozen like snap
on everything that is like very cheap in the frozen
shop next door.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
Oh yeah, I see what you're saying, mate, I see
what you're saying. And you don't have anything there, mate,
nothing there.

Speaker 9 (55:56):
At all, mate, No, nothing in the fresh shot.

Speaker 4 (55:59):
Nothing the fish shop.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
Okay, all right, mate, Well really appreciate your help and
you've been a pleasure.

Speaker 4 (56:06):
Cheers, mate, thank you. See mate bought mate mate?

Speaker 1 (56:11):
What was the mate count? Nine mates? Oh you're one
mate short of mate?

Speaker 4 (56:18):
One mate?

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Sure of your four mates short of a Baker's doesn't mate?

Speaker 4 (56:23):
Mate couldn't get there.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
In the end, you didn't even notice anything weird about it.
The weirdest thing is that a woman has called this shop.
That's the weirdest part of this. I didn't know woman fish.
I saw the story yesterday where another big American food
restaurant chain, Thinger is coming to New Zealand. Slowly but surely,

(56:47):
we're giving them all down here.

Speaker 4 (56:48):
I feel like New Zealand has more than Australia.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
Do you think.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:53):
When I first moved here, what nearly seven years ago? Yeah,
I remember thinking.

Speaker 5 (56:57):
I was like, God, there's quite a few different food
chains here.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
We don't have, but a lot of them have come
here in the last seven years. I think, so you
might be any now too. I was trying to think
of the recent ones, like we we.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
In Australia have never had Wendy's.

Speaker 1 (57:11):
Oh we've always had Windys. Yeah, we've never had that recently.
In the recent past. We got Carl's Junior.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Yeah, we got them. Recently in Australia too.

Speaker 1 (57:21):
We got krispy Kreme. There was a big one when
krispy Kreme.

Speaker 4 (57:24):
Krispy Kreme pop Eyes.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Has opened recently. I want New Zealand to get a Chipotle.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
Oh Chipotle is so yeah, Chipotle is awesome.

Speaker 1 (57:33):
Of course, we have brought to you by KFC, so
we don't don't at any of these restaurant. Even when
I want donuts, I go to KFC. But we're getting
something else here in New Zealand. I want to know.
Have you we ever had cinnabon cinnabun? Yeah? Was it cinabun?
I call it cinnabun, but it's about cinnabon.

Speaker 4 (57:52):
Cinnabon. Yeah, I've had it.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Have you had it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (57:55):
It's good. It's like cinnamon rolls and rolls.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
There'll be a Cinnabon opening at Wistfield Newmarket next month
it gets here and then they're going to open between
ten and fifteen Cinnabons around New Zealand from there. So
I'm gonna be honest, I've never had it, but I
don't get this one. It's a whole restaurant built around
eating cinnamon rolls. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (58:19):
They have other things, do they But essentially, at the
at the core of it, that's what it is.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Yeah, buzzy a whole restaurant cinnamon rolls.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
The best cinnamon roll I've had in New.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
Zealand is from the Hair and Turtle Cafe.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
That damn They make them fresh every morning.

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Mount Albert m. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (58:43):
Yeah, at the back of an album.

Speaker 1 (58:45):
In Auckland they do a hell of a fish sandwich too.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
They do some great burgers. They're all fresh, they make
it all fresh.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
They're not getting ten to fifteen stores though. Cinnabon is
They do a classic roll, a caramel pecan bond, a
choco bond. I really don't get it, but I mean
our reserve judgment until it gets here. I said this
to Ross Boss, who's definitely a fast food connoisseur. He
said Cinnabon was his favorite thing about living in Dubai.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Really.

Speaker 1 (59:11):
Yeah, so people, it's pretty good. People frof it.

Speaker 4 (59:15):
They're always quite like that. It always you get like.

Speaker 1 (59:17):
A bun and a coffee. Is that what you do?

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Yeah? Yeah, like just like going to a bakery.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Yeah, okay, kind of well. November cinnabon, cinnabon, white free Inklin.
That's the end of the show. Everybody, thank you for
joining us. Freshow episode of Celebrity Treasure Island going down tonight.

Speaker 5 (59:36):
Well, good episode tonight, elimination episode. I'm not going to
say I'm not going to ruin it because we're getting
down to the final stuff. Yeah, so you never know
what's going to happen when it gets into the final
kind of days of the game.

Speaker 4 (59:54):
So I'm not going to ruin anything hash tag no spoilers.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
But I saw an interview request through to the Brian
Clint Show that we're going to do this week, and
I feel like we only do interviews with people that
get eliminated, and I was very surprised that this person
was being lined up for an interview, and I was
very surprised to hear this person's about to be eliminated.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Not the case. Oh, and we're not doing spoiler while
I'm doing spoiler for you. But not the case.

Speaker 1 (01:00:20):
Oh, not the case.

Speaker 4 (01:00:21):
Not the case.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Okay, fascinating. Yeah, Well that's on tonight seven thirty TV
and Z too. You can stream it whene of you want,
and you can stream the Brian Clint Show kind of
on our podcast if you want, it's up now two podcasts,
the Show podcasts and the after Party where we just talk.
As Ian would say, from Birthday Banger, absolute shaite.

Speaker 4 (01:00:40):
It's absolute filth on that after party, isn't it.

Speaker 5 (01:00:43):
Yeah, we've gotten a couple of warnings about it, but
it's still up there, so go listen while you can.

Speaker 4 (01:00:47):
Can't stop, won't stop. See you guys tomorrow, my babe.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
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