Sauce Barely Makes It

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Episode Transcript

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Do you want to start a shoutyYou can start Welcome to the Power Trip
after party pods. Let Max startWelcome to the Power Trip. Well,
welcome to a party podcast? Isthat what it's called, Zach, Yeah,
that's what it is. These arethe worst fucking blinds, Like,
they don't shade anything. Aren't wegetting new ones? And I can't wait

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because they literally like I get thatthe sun shining in, but it's still
kind of bright. Yeah, yourlight sun because we don't need it.
And the blinds are down stupid.Yeah, man, you really get mad
about blinds. I want blackout curtainsin here, not this month, Come
on, Zach, oh Man,do you guys listen to smart List?
You guys listen to the smart Listpodcast. I've listened to an episode here.

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There's it's it's really fascinating. It'sfantastic. And so they do two
things that it's like, it's sohard not to steal, but I like
tooth. Actually I like three thingsthat they do. I shouldn't say two,
it's three. They open the showwith somewhat of a set up or
staged or written bit right for thefirst thirty forty fifty seconds. Then their

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cool little theme song starts, thenthey do the bit where it's a guest
that the other two people don't knowwho it is. So it's kind of
fun to have to listen to thosetwo people guests, even though you can
see on the podcast, I don'tyou know who's coming, But it's fun
to see the two people that don'tknow who the guest is try to guess
who the guest is. And thenthey always do that thing at the end

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of the episode where they try touse the word buy. But it's like
a new funny punny way. Andevery time I listen to the smart lest
I go, we don't do anyof that shit. We we cracked the
mics out and go who wants tostart? We complain about the blinds.
I think the six second theme songor liner already played, right because it's

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recorded in afterwards, right Zach,like the doncast. Do we not have
even an opener? No? Howdo we not have a song? So?
Wait, are you telling me?Because again I don't listen to our
own podcast, you're telling me thepeople that are listening to this right now
heard us come in dry and juststart going? Should I start? Or
you that sounds more like Sauce.Can you put that out if you want

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me to, but no, Iwant to leave that in. I'm just
saying I thought that followed like asix second like Power Drip Afterparty podcast ye
years ago. What Yeah? Sowe all right, So now we officially
don't have a theme song, sowe come in dry. Yeah, we
don't have a cool staged funny bitbecause this ain't funny, so we're open
to and we don't have a closingbit where we all have some kind of

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word game. We don't do anything, and we kind of smeil it in.
Man, no wonder it's not sponsored. Which, by the way,
you can sponsor this podcast by reachingout to either me Chris Sauce. If
you'd like to be a part ofthe Afterparty Podcast, email us, maybe
we'll make it happen. What's youremail? Core I don't even know.
I think it's just Corey Covid iHeartMediadot com or no, he and Corey.

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Even though half half the sales staffdoesn't know that I've worked here for
twenty years, why is that athing? I don't know. They just
extra effort. I would call youeven if you had any I would just
say c O R Y, soI wouldn't have to put the extra third
finger in. But how about justI don't know. It takes two seconds
to look and I've worked here twentyyears. I don't. I don't get

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it. And then you know,I get z A c K every once
in a while, um, evenwhen my you know again it says in
your email, but I get it. Whatever. But the E y thing
that would buy that's a whole anotherletter, it's a whole, that's a
that's a whole different name. Doyou guys know how to spell Barrero's last
name? R R E I rO do the second half of that against
lower R E I R O.Ye? Would you have known that?

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Yeah? No, I only knowit from doing a little liner things in
the love. Here's my point,right, here's my point. My guess
is there was a time both ofyou were like, how do you how
do you spell his last name?So guess what you guys did. You
looked it up. You looked itup, We copied and paste it right
until it just became muscle. Andit's the weird thing about it is,

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is what you just said, Zach. It's not like fuck, don't they
know who I am. That's notwhat it is. What bothers me is.
Wow. That was a three secondthing that they weren't willing to do.
They weren't willing to work for threeseconds to Google CEO. Like Corey
cove cafan, you would have immediatelyseen it's spelled differently. Three seconds of

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extra work saves you a misspelling.I'm not talking about you, Paul.
Do you like the theme song toour podcast what obviously just played about five
minutes ago the podcast? Yeah?Like, when people listen to the podcast,
they hear the opening theme or whatever. Do you like it or not?
Should we change it or not?Oh? Of the show of this

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show's podcast podcast? No, no, no, no, no no,
not the actual five thirty no,not the after Party podcast opening theme song.
Do you like it or not?You don't listen to it? You
don't listen to the podcast ever.Know how many times have you heard the
After Party podcast? Zero? Zero? Yeah? Zero times? Wow?
Yeah? Okay, m all right, Well, I guess we can't kick

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your thoughts on actually voting keep itor remove it? I mean, I
think we should take the auto tuneoff of t Paine's vocals. Zach,
I like the auto tune. Ohman, well let's hear it. If
it's such a thing, all right, let's play it. And we already
played it. I heard it,okay, I know no one, are

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you dumping. I'm not kidding youwhen I say this, and I'm the
king of over exaggerating. I atseven o'clock, I told both of you,
and I told Corey I heard this. I'm not kidding. I was
in my head thinking about how I'mgoing to get to the kitchen to shit
because I'm not gonna make it tothe bathroom. He was convinced he was

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gonna crap. I was convinced Iwas gonna shit myself something. Either the
coffee. I eat the same thingevery day. It's the same thing on
my every I hate to say,if you eat the same thing every day
for four months now, every morning. And I'm was as it was the
seven tenth segment, and I'm Mike, holy fuck. And it didn't help

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that we were all on cameras.Everybody would have seen me just bowled out
of the rooms. Oh my god. I thought there was about a thirty
second span where I thought, I'mlike, I'm gonna ship my fucking pants
in this studio, It's going tobe gross. Would have been legendary.
It would have been legendary, butit would have been a sound though all

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of it. They would have theduck wadle of the room trying to hold
it. In the gaming episode,how quick can my wife get here to
pick me up? Right? Oh? Would have though, but all can
you pick me up at work?I crap my pants? I sh but
that would have been the worst spillof the week for me. So it

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like, it's that pain like inyour lower stomach, in your abdomen where
you're like, I'm gonna explosively.Shit, it's subsided. Thank god.
So I made it through the show, and I'm like, all right,
after the show, I'll go intothe bathroom. I just took a Randy
marsh style. Did you lose sixpounds? Oh my god, I feel

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incredible. It looked like if youwere to go by ring bologney at a
supermarket. What else did it lookexactly like? It looked like the snake
that was found in my mother inlaw's ya. What else did it look
exactly like? It looked like Ishipped two four arms. It was I
can't believe it when I'm like,fuck, I'm gonna be stuck in here.

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I can't believe it went down thetoilet. It's the biggest dump I
ever took. So sorry, that'snot like, oh I think I creamed
myself. That is like, Iwhere do I put this? I would
yeah, I went a wet lunchbag and my fucking pan. That would
have been truly how do I pickthis up and take it into the Oh

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my god, I would have.I would have. I would have cracked
my pants laughing so hard that youcracked your pants. I would have had
a heart attack, crying. Iwould sweating. I might. I'm gonna
have to just casually walk out ofhere. I have to go so bad.
But it got to the end ofthe show, so here we are.
So I missed your fake song bit. Thank you for carrying the hawk

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torch for the nine o'clock shit,And also he does do the seven and
you know those two he does theseven o'clock like, oh fuck, I
think yeah, Like how many timeshas he asked you? Like totally like,
hey, man, might needed totake over the board for a second
because he does. So you gotthe ships, I got the horniness,

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Max. I don't know why doprofessional golfers not have act hit? It's
more often. It's a good question, right, some of them are on
the course for like five hours,Right, how do you not once in
a while marathon runners have to stopin the middle of a marathon, right
and just keep running, which isjust a run in the bathroom. But

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like, if can you run inthe bathroom and a golf I mean they're
not gonna stop you, right,No, But think how how infrequently Max,
your big NBA guy. I thinkhow infrequently you see somebody just sprint
down the tunnel and there's always thatweird moment by the broadcasters going, oh
is something wrong? Oh, becausethey realize he's not or he's got a
Pierce. He's like, he's it'sa broom emergency, super rare, and

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everybody. The whole thing was kindof like the curtain was pulled back once
the Paul Pierce thing happened. Nowwe all know what they're doing when they
go back there the wheelchair. Thatwhole thing was such How great would it
be though, if if let's say, I don't know, Justin Thomas ships
his pants right on whole six andinstead of the cart like in football,

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a golf cart just comes in pickshim up because he's been standing clinting his
asshole for like seven minutes. Pleasecall the cart, cart picks him up.
Just speed racers and back to theclubhouse. Justin Thomas about the tea
up on whole seven wearing some nicenew plaid pants. I'd love to hear

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Dotty's report on that. All right, So you didn't shot your pants,
that would have been epic. Andyou're voting, you're you're abstaining from the
vote on the theme song because you'venever heard it. Okay, take a
listen to it and let us knowon Tuesday play it again. And we're
not going to play the whole thingagain. It's too long, at least
for the Masters. It says thefacilities for players on the course are designed

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to remain unseen. Yeah, wellyeah, the Masters are probably don't want
I yeh, the Masters too,like they spray paint everything green so it
looks according to people who have gottenthe very lucky chance to go play it.
When it's not like March, anytimebefore the Masters, anytime after,

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it's it's a pretty beat up golfcourse. Is it? That sounds insane
to me? But I've heard thattoo. Yeah, that it's pretty beat
up. Not I mean it's wellmaintain as I possibly can, but it
doesn't look like Yeah, it's agusted Georgia. Like we got a lot
of nerve. What a weird placeto is it? Over? Yeah?
What hell? I was in thepaper? Tell Chad that you almost crapped

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your pants two hours warrior? Youheld off? Yeah, Chad, check
this out. You don't think I'mI'm a I'm a player. About two
and a half hours ago, Iwas convinced I was going to splatter ship
my pants on in the studio,maybe through wire. Yeah, yeah,
mane Zuma's Revenge, Apple, theApples splatter quick Step, but the Tennessee

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Trots. I mean I literally wouldhave shipped through a screen door, never
touched a wire, A lawyer,but I made it. But then I
just took maybe the world's biggest ship. It was a disaster. Is that
like a pre recordspt? Before youguys can start this podcast? So hots
night, So here's my question.I heard you guys talking about um grocery

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carts. Yeah, drives me nuts. Right, let's put it right.
Put it like when you bring abunch of chairs into a studio for example.
Oh right, so similar to thatkind of way to go, Zach,
Like, what about like what aboutlike coffee cups? Like I gotta
water, I gotta half drink,and I leave it at it. I'm
gonna use the same analogy I usedfor Corey. You waited for your pitch

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and you hit it out of theYou let us all. That's all I
got. I let check raised us. I'll see you guys at the meeting.
Oh what a meeting? Okay,I got you. We gotta go
to a meeting today. Oh it'snot up a bitch, Gray, that's
a baby. The listeners are like, who um, but put the kid,

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you guys talk about that pretend rapsong, rap song, rap song?
Um? Yeah, what are yougonna do with that? Do with
what Delvin Cook? Well, howabout I was not gonna be released till
tomorrow. So they're gonna try,like hell to trade Him'll give him like

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a sixth round pick. Do youthink they'll do that? No, because
then I don't they take on thecontract. So we're just gonna let them
go. Ye, who cares?I mean, no offense. Delvin's awesome,
but no, but they're all movingon. Yeah, and they're inna
like they if they trade denial,then they're they're admitting that they're in like

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a kind of a yeah, yeah, and they will they'll trade if you
get a first round pick for him. You gotta trade. You have to
sauce when you take a world recorddump like it sounds like you just did
fifteen minutes ago. Do you havethe urge to not eat for twenty four
hours or eat everything for twenty fourhours? You know what? A lot

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of people say. I'm like HowardStern esque did. Of course he was
fantastic. I didn't know. SoDave Matthews was on Stern yesterday, and
I didn't know a lot of thatshit about his childhood, about his sister
getting murdered, um, his daddying when he was ten, Like I
didn't know. Dave's life with hiswas as um tragic and as dark as

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it is. Yeah. So hissister got killed by her husband, and
then the husband took himself out too. So then the kids he had a
couple of the couple of kids,so Dave and his sister, but he
gave credit to his sister for doingmost of it. But they raised the
kids now, Wow, And thatwas when they were much younger, so
I think they're like adult adult hNow, this is hardcore Dave Matthews band

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fandom. But the album Under theTable and Dreaming, if you when you
take the CD out, there's apicture of Dave holding a little boy and
that's his sister's and kid. Butyeah, it's his song Minarets is about
it. Yeah, they whoever foundhe came behind her, I guess and
slid her throat while she was watchingTV and they found the TV was still

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on. And he's got a wholesong about Yeah. He's incredible dude.
He's a really good interview and andhe's very aware of his image and I
think he knows where he is.I don't think he doesn't seem like an
egomaniac or anything like that. Heseems like a good dude. I did
like his joke about because Stern wasmentioning how many songs Dave has written about

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death, and again I don't knowhis catalog well enough to know that,
and he was joking that was itwas it Carter or one of his guitar
texts or somebody said had some jokethat um, the set list for the
night was like death, death,death, love and death, like that
was the set. Yeah, becausehe mixes in some love songs, but
most of his songs are about dying. Well. And it's weird too because

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he admitted on the interview that theirnew song off their new record, walk
Around the Moon, is about himbeing on mushrooms and now like now he
was like the Howard because he's sogood, was like, where do you
stand on drugs? Like it wasjust the perfect question because he knew it's
it's Howard. He knew David givehim a straight answer, and he's like,
I don't really stand Like He's like, I don't do them that much,

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but he was like in the pandemic, fuck it, what a better
time to do mushrooms. So Iliked his answer is what I think a
lot of people should answer about thingslike weed. Is he when Howard said
you do mushrooms, he goes,well, yeah, because they work.
And then he kind of he caughthimself and he goes, well, hang
on, he goes, they workfor me. Yeah, almost like yeah,
but that's all. That's the wholepoint, Like if mushrooms, if

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you think mushrooms are awful, orif you think they're evil, who gives
a shit, Because if it worksfor other people, if it makes somebody
else's life a little easier, thendon't worry so much about it. So
Dave wasn't saying everybody should do mushrooms. They're awesome. He was just saying
they work for me. I dothem once in a while, not the
end of the world. Let's moveon. And that's the right answer is
don't worry about it, right like, for example, when rug when weed

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is again, I tried. Itried weed a handful of times when I
was twenty two or three, andit just didn't do much for me.
When it's legal here, I don'tthink I'm gonna do it much, if
if ever, But I have azero problem of other people do it for
fun or for medicinal reasons. DoI care your anxiety. It doesn't affect
me in any way. I don'tcape or form. I don't understand why

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everybody gets so upity about it.I don't get people, and I whatever,
we'll probably alienate a few people.I don't understand people who alienate people
who smoke weed, But I haveno problem if you drink it's a weird,
like it's a it's the same thing, it's a weird ladder or weird
like Hill the Dieod. You smokeweed, Yeah, so you drink like

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you can argue that, right,correct. Yeah, But I just I
don't get the people that are likesuper anti mirror. But there's a lot
of things that like I'm not Idon't care for, but I'm not gonna
do it. I don't give itshit. You do whatever you want.
I don't care. So many peoplejust have the like residual reefer madness,
old ass opinions about weed, thinkingthat it's a gateway. I'm like,

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at that point, what I drankfucking milk, that's a gateway drink to
me drinking alcohol? You know,like, that's that's a stupid argument.
And there's tons of research that showsthat it's not as harmful as people thought,
and yeah, it's not. Itis not for everybody. I've definitely
smoke with some people that I'm like, oh my god, you should put
the joint down immediately. And samething with mushrooms and stuff. But yeah,
certain things work for certain people.I've never done much. Mushrooms are

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fun, Yeah they're good. Yeah, No, they're fun. It's a
lot more tame than acid. Thebest thing I can say to those people
who are you know still, youknow, they just they need to open
their mind up and just get justbasically break it down logically, because they've
got that like this deep seated likeI don't know, it's like anxiety slash

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fear of weed. And you canfeel it whenever you talk to those people.
And and and and again. We'renot saying that you should go out
and do it. We're not sayingyour family should go out and do it.
Just all we're saying is be tryto be a little bit more consistent
on it. Because you have noproblem going out to a bar and a
Friday night. Yeah, you haveno problem with you know, uh,

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you know, going on in theboat and and and you know, ripping
shots and doing all that stuff.Um, but when it comes, you
know, it's it's it's the mosthypocritical thing. And like I've always said
too, is if you're if you'refor prohibition of marijuana, give me one
reason why you're for the prohibition ofthat, but not in alcohol. You're

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right at the very least, lookup just look up videos of people that
it actually that actually used it medicinally. I mean it's like night and day
times there's I watched this documentary andthis guy, um, he was like
shaking. He couldn't speak. Yeah, you had like parking. He could
not speak, and then he smokedweed and then they show him. He's
like, hello, my name isJohn. You know. He was totally
like it can work like magic forsome people. And Joe Biden and and

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the federal government need to get theirfucking shit together. I'm tired of this
because you and I get passionate aboutthis because you mentioned that the veterans that
are dealing with PTSD that you knowwant don't want to be dishonorably discharged because
of this shit that you know stillwant to have the right to to you
know, own a gun and nothave you know, have that you know,

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be a felony because they want tohave, you know, something to
go hunt with or whatever, andthen also use weed like it's they they,
you know, the ATF just Idon't know if you saw it the
other day, the ATF and SaintPaul commuted like last week, like despite
new laws, remember it's still illegalto um, you know, to It's
like get the fuck out of here. Like, that's predict that. It's

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still a schedule one, is it. Like yeah, it's like on the
same level as heroin and stuff likethat. It's bullshit and it needs to
change on a federal level. I'mtired of going from state by state.
So you'd like to see a lotmore out of the administration of Joe by
Eden. Yeah, yeah, yousee, that was good. That was
that was good. That was thesmartlest bit that we referenced twenty minutes ago.

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You have to work the word byinto the outro, and he said
Biden. So I'm like, I'lljust use that one. You know what
I'm saying fast. Life is notsuper black and white. Though we can
talk about drugs. Some people thinkit's evil, some people think it's good.
But life's not that binary.