May 8, 2024 • 32 mins
We got some new phrases we HAVE to mention throughout the show from corporate but our boss, Rich, isn't happy with how Dave is handling it. Dave makes Jenny and Vont try pickle pepsi and a peanut butter and mustard sandwich and things go SOUTH. Plus Dave's Dirt, Jenny's Emo Threemo and more.
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It is springtime. You know whatI noticed this time of the morning.
I drive into work at about fivethirty ish or so. I stopped the
caribou cabin. Birds are singing.I come out of the garage, I
get in the car. The birdsare singing. Yep, it's kind of
nice. And it's so lovely forthe sun to be up when we are,
because it's like when it's winter andthe sun's not even up till eight
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and we're already halfway through our show. It's literally, literally sun doesn't come
until eight o'clock in the middle ofJanuary. You know what else? This
morning, I was getting dressed,and I don't know if this is just
me. When it's cold out,I have to think about, all right,
what sweater am I gonna wear togo with the rest of my outfit.
I don't have to think about thatbecause it feels nice when I come
into work. I don't need asweater. No, it's totally true.
Yeah, Well, if you becomea true Minnesota guy, you'll wear shorts
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year round. Lowers to Minnesota guykind of a thing. Hey, whatever
happened with your car? Your carwas towed, you parked in the spot
and you didn't have a parking permit, but you paid for it and they
towed your car and you said,I ain't going to pay to get it
out, and then you paid toget it out and you took them the
receipt and they said, we ain'tpaying it. Oh what happened. Well,
you have me to share that nowbecause I was going to share that
for my would you bring in later. We'll save it for later. Yeah,
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yeah, I want to save it, but I do have a story
about my car. But we'll saveit. Okay, we'll do that a
little bit later. We have acouple of things going on today. First
of all, in a few minuteswe were talking about what kind of weird
because it came up. Doctor Pepperwith pickle slices is apparently becoming a temporary
blip on the on like in popculture, people are like, Oh,
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I'm going to get a doctor Pepperwith pickle slices. So we're going to
try that in a little while.But it gave me an idea. When
I was a kid, we didn'thave a lot of snack options in the
house because my mom was not allowedto go grocery shopping because she would buy
the free doos and the Pringles andthe little Debbie cakes and things like that.
So Dad would go and buy grapenuts for cereal. You ever had
grape nuts? Now, it's likeeating potting soil, grape nuts and a
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giant, family sized bag of rufflespotato chips that would get stale. It
sounds like punishment. I mean itwould get stale. You guys wouldn't go
through that before they got stale.Apparently not. I don't know, no,
because they're gross gross. They justsit there, just like ruffles,
plane chips, ruffles, plain chipsand the giant because there were six of
us kids, so they would openup a bag and I don't know,
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they were always stale. Yeah.This was before the invention of the chip
clip. Yeah, so they weren'tlike secured. Let the bag wide open.
Ticks would fall in the larva larvaticks. So it's just kind of
a pain. So anyway, ina second, there was a little snacky
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snack that I used to make.I made it for the two of you,
and this is budget poor people snackedand we weren't dirt poor. Fallon
was dirt poor. As matter offact, she met her favorite toys a
child pine cone. I thought itwas a cigarette, a burn cigarette.
That's all she really had. Sowhat do you I like to give you
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a little snaggy snack coming a littlebit here. We're getting some feedback on
these lines that I'm supposed to read. If you didn't hear the story.
This came down yesterday, and Ifind it kind of funny because it's so
dumb, and sometimes you've got tobelieve, and you got to fight back
and push back a little bit.And I've just had it. I've had
it. I've had it. Riseand Shine with a Dave Ryan Show,
your daily dose and sunshine and goodvibes to kickstart your day. And these
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came down from corporate. I think, I think you reach something email of
the weekends. They must have donesomething last week with the research and stuff,
and so they say, these arethe things that seem to get people
to want to listen to your showmore. Joe and is on the Dave
Ryan Show for a daily dose ofpositivity, laughter and all the hits to
get your day off to a greatstart. No, which is well,
the thing is, it's true,you just wouldn't say it, you know
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what I mean? Positivity laughter andall the hits, get your day off
to a great start. True,it just feels kind of corny. We
have some suggestions. So somebody textedin and said, maybe if you tried
these new slogans in that old radiovoice of yours where you kind of like
you were like over the top whenyou were a little bit younger, can
you try that like over the tomR. Yeah, it's Sunday nine is
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seven seven, So then you doit right. No, Rich said,
you have to say these Those arethe slogans for the Jenny Morning Zoo.
Stop your day with the right,start your day on the right over the
Dave Ryan Show, where we're servingup a buffet of feel good tunes in
hilarious antics now hits news. Tuneinto the Dave Ryan Show for the perfect
blend of music, humor, andgood vibes to set the tone for your
day. These just feel like theywhoever Bob Pittman or whoever tested them on
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a like a group of middle schoollike right down a phrase that you text
your friends often good vibes or likehit tunes, and then they just put
them in a like an AI wordjumbler, I'm impressed with you because you
are a newbie in this business,and you're a newbie on this show,
and you are being Jenny over hereis like towing the company line and being
she's the kind of woman who wouldwear the iHeart button on a dress apartment.
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I mean, you get you getthat little lapel pin here. I
have to keep in good graces withthis company because I never know what's gonna
be my last name. I'm callingRich right now again his six mile running
does every day or however many miles. You're going to give out his email,
and if you don't like the lines, then you send Rich Davis at
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Katie w B. Doctor Rich,I am on the other line or away
from my dad, and I'll callyou back. Record your tones when you
are finished, Hang up or presstound for more options. Hey, Rich,
I just want to say, startyour day on the right note,
with the Dave Ryan Show serving upa buffet of feel good tunes and hilarious
antics. Goodbye. You called hisdesk. Yeah, that's what that was.
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I don't want to cut you offin office. You're right to say
it sounded really professional. One second. You're right, God tell them that
these are stupid mobile here we goall right here, I'm Rich. Deal
with the voice again. Somebody sayshis slogans are way too Hey, what
are you doing? I'm on thetreadmill. You know your show, and
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I'm a little frustrated by the wholething. Why well, and I don't
I hate it when you put meon the radio. So we have these
conversations so everybody to hear them.But you know as well as I know
that when we get a directive fromresearch that we've conducted, that we've spent
money on, and they ask youto read those slogans on the air,
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and I ask you to do it, I'm not asking you to do it
like joking. I'm not asking youto ask listeners whether they like them.
I don't care. You're in togethera long time. I don't ask you
to do very many things. Well, this just got real awkward, real
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fast. This is the first itwas actually speechless for one. Yeah.
I want you to do him asinstructed, and you and I can talk
about this after the show. Goodbye, Yes, sir, get back to
your run. Rich. He's mad, oh man, I don't know I've
ever heard him so mad before.I mean I have. I'm not live
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on the radio. So that washard. Well, I'm mad. I
thought he liked it when I calledhim on the radio. I think he
likes it, but not when youput him on a spot where he's trying
to fall in directions from the companyand then you're making fun of what he
is being told to do. Butthey're just dumb. Okay, stop it.
You're gonna get in trouble too.You know what. Let me take
the heat on this one. I'mthe one that started it. You don't
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You should be like, yes,Dave, that is right. You should
do what the company saying. Yes, sir Dave. You should have a
heaping helping of good scenes and positivevibes helping. I was over here like
that popcorn Jeff of Michael Jackson.Is that hashtag awkward? Somebody on the
live because we're streaming live on Facebookand YouTube, somebody said it was nice
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knowing you, Dave. Run.Yeah, get your day off to a
rock and start with the Dave RyanShow where the music is hot, the
jokes are cheesing, and the energyis contagious. Mm hmmm, you gotta
stop it. We should just let'shave just Natalie do them so that they
can just be put in the showand you don't have to worry about it,
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and then we'll have like her upbeatvoice, you know what I mean?
Maybe maybe because they were tested onby a woman, or tested on
women a woman, Yeah, Natalieshould say them, maybe they'll have more
appeal. That's what it is.Well, how are you this morning?
Have you gotten yelled at by yourboss in public? Yet? Today?
Let me know good vibes on theDave Ryan Show. Hey, listen,
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you know what, nothing rattles me, Jenny, I know it seems like
nothing. I was surprised nothing rattlesme. Uh. I mean seriously,
you could launch a bunch of fireworkshere in the studio and let a live
cobra loose in the studio and I'dbe like, hey, Von, can
you get a bucket of water anda net and take care of the cobra
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and the fireworks. We'll be backat one point three. Kt w B
starts today on the right note withthe Dave Ryan Show serving up a buffet
of feel good tunes and hilarious anticsand try to get Nadie to read those
and see if it gets Oh,I got to stop. I'm going to
get a phone call. Yeah,you better be careful you just right now,
let's just read them and then wecan make it. I'm gonna change
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the subject close today night. Right. No, sorry, it's not till
Friday. I think I said yesterdayit is, but that's because they have
to travel and stuff for it,like back to the Twin Cities. So
I think they get a little bitof a break. And you know,
I mean they basically run for milesfor like two and a half hours straight,
so I think physically they need alittle break. I think I got
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my post kt Able to Be job. When I lose this job here at
kat Able to Be, I'm goingto be the guy with the big old
mop that bops up sweat on thecourt during time out. Oh yeah,
you gotta be quick with that though. You know. They got to be
in and out real fast. I'mquick, okay, good, very quick.
I'm like a ninja. And thenwhen one of the drunk people sit
in court side spills or drink,you gotta clean that up too. I
got to do that too. Mmhmm. Hey, Evon, can you
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come in here because I got alittle Uh, we're gonna try something yesterday.
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to sign up. That's tomorrow atseven twenty. How did this come up?
Yesterday we were talking about how therewas a trend maybe on TikTok.
It is a TikTok trend doctor pepperand pickle slices, which I like both
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of those things. Yeah, buttogether, I question I kind of do
too, Vaughn. You're willing totry this? Are we gonna? We're
trying pickle slices? Yeah, giveit to me so I could take in
the other room because we're doing liveand I know people want to see.
I cannot stay on pickles. Ohry, you don't like pickle, Yeah,
so you want to watch me probablythrow up. Let's do this on live
stream. You know I didn't pourone for me, and I didn't mean
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to not. I'll share your Idon't mind drinking after you. I don't
want to drink after Vaughan because gross. Yeah, you don't know where that
mouth has been. I don't knowwhere those lips have been. Yeah,
touch it? Yeah, okay,go ahead and take it side. You
can do the webcams, Okay,seeing something on there. I don't think
I like one thing at a time, Jennifer, Okay, I'm sorry.
So I got a glimpse. Weare on webcams, on Facebook Live the
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Day, Ryan in the Morning Show, and on YouTube one O one three
KT'LBB. Thanks for watching. Sothis came up. It's Doctor Pepper and
pickle slices, and I just Igot some Jimmy John's pickles that are left
over from a sandwich the other day, got some Doctor Pepper out of the
pop machine or soda machine, andI mixed them together. It honestly looks
like ice cubes floating, and that'swhat I thought it was. The Doctor
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Pepper deceived me. Okay, okay, So on the webcam, Jenny,
let's say I have vont try atfirst because you don't like pickles, right,
I cannot stand pickles? Well,oh my god, it is.
Yeah, don't spit it on theequipment. That equipment costs nearly eight dollars.
That's the biggest that's the biggest budgetin this building. Guys, all
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right, ready when you are doctorPepper and pickles, God, okay,
hold on, let me get this. Crash's so nervous. Are you prepared
to spit it out? Here?He goes taking a sip. Okay,
here we go on the web camp. Big gulp, big gulp, big
gulp. That was that bad?I cannot pickles are so horrid. Oh
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my god, it's stuck it.I look at my eyes tearing up.
This is disgusting. You know what, I love pickles. I don't know
about pickles and doctor pepper. Okay, Jenny, let's try. I'm actually
excited for this one. I'm notexcited for the next thing. Here we
go. Okay, yeah, yeah, it's not bad. I would maybe
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not order this at a bar,but like maybe, no, maybe I
would. It's I mean, thepickle is pretty overwhelming in it, you
are it takes away from the doctorinvite the pickle. Oh you want me
to eat one of the pickles?Do you want me to put my fingers
in here before you drink it?You're gonna try there? Yeah? Okay,
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hold on, I cleaned my catbox with that cup earlier, so
you're good. Oh yeah, isthat what this is? Just tastes like
a pickle. Okay, pickles aregross. Keeping in the pickle though,
This is doctor Pepper, Doctor pepper, Doctor pecker and pickles, Doctor pecker
and pickles. Okay, here wego. All right, We're on live
stream, so that way you canwatch a day. Yeah, it's not
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bad. It's not something that Iwould necessarily want again, but it's not
horrid. I go back for tryto Okay, we'll do a second round.
Ready, it's exactly what you think. Gross. Gross, it's a
weird combo. It is okay,I swallowed it actually that time, pauls
it wasn't terrible. The pickle.There is like a hint of it in
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there. Oh, I feel likeit's pretty overwhelming, or maybe we just
have more pickles than ours. Iwould drink all of this before I would
eat a singular slice of a pickleagain. Round number two. Now,
when I was a kid, weall had our little things that we would
make, and we didn't have alot of money, so there was not
a lot of like snaggy stuff aroundour house. We didn't have free do's,
we didn't have little Debbie cakes,we didn't have twizzlers. So I
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invented a sandwich. And I wantyou guys both to try it. Okay,
please, you invent And I getthis because I grew up like this
to where we didn't have many snacks, so I had to invent little snackies
too. All right, I'm lookingat this already and I tell you what
it is. Okay. It's peanutbutter and mustard. God, I mustard,
and I loved it. Was oneof my favorite. It's got a
little sweet, creamy taste in therealong with the sour tart of regular mustard.
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Yellow mustard, regular yellow mustard.All right, so give it a
shot. Who wants to go first? I went first last time. Jenny,
you're first. I don't like mustard, so I can tell you I
can. I'm not gonna like this, okay, on the webcam on YouTube,
there's a big bite right out ofthe corner. Chew it up,
Jenny, Now wash it down withthe pickle PEPSI. I'm slowly doing it
because of the mustard salt songs.Amrs. You don't like it, really,
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I'll finish your sandwich for you.Nope, you're not gonna do not
spit it out out anxiety bothering myanxiety. I'm giving you a hard time
too soon. It's not they didn'tswallow it, Jenny, swallow it.
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You don't have to swallow it.Yes, you do. You know what
I said. Okay, here,give fine out of the other corner here.
Yeah, I'm not gonna eat onthe radio, because that's annoying.
Vun, take a bite to thepeanut, butter and mustard sandwich. This
is a treat for me. WhenI was a kid, very poor.
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We were not real poor, butwe just didn't have a lot of extra
later, don't start with the shouldergag. Don't even you're playing. Get
out of here. You come on, Okay, get up and talk into
the micro discussed. It's butter andmustard. It's not bad, it's gross,
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all right, come on, Ican't spinners a quitters. I can't
do it. Okay, do anotherbite, Do another bite? Okay,
it's the shoulder gag. That's whereyour shoulders raise up and you're like,
well, what is this bite rightnow? Handle your gagging sounds? Fot.
I'm sorry, I'm not trained inmy gagging sounds. Jennifer tell I
am good for you. I don'tknow what did you just what happened?
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Jennifer is better? Okay, Jennyis better. Just hear gagging sounds.
I'm going all along with a nicefamily show here, and then all of
a sudden, Jenny's like college herin my college. Okay, exclusives on
the webcam. I'm just sure,right, now that's why I gotta watch
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the webcam. All right, thatis it? You guys? Are we
doing Dave's shirt? Now? CanI just tell one story really quick?
Yeah? Oh yes, this isa college story. To hear this.
I got a really really kind andthoughtful message on Instagram yesterday, just like
talking about stuff that I had saidwith my anxiety, and the person said,
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you know, have you ever thoughtabout getting down on your knees and
praying? Because I am who Iam. I wanted to respond, girl,
I've been down on my niece plentyof time, so more but not
praying. She's been thanking God.Instead, I said, that's a really
good idea. Thank you for youshould have said it. You should have
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been like, well, I getdown on my knees and say Amen all
the time, baby, Oh God, Jesus can rein it in? Can
you try? Now? Can youto rein it in ten more seconds?
And that's it? Thank you.We'll get it for Dave's Dirt, followed
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by the emo remos. So let'sget start at the Dave Ryan Show one
on one point three k d wB. Brought you by Nicolay Law Offices
and just want to let you know, get your day off to a rock
and start with the Dave Ryan Show, where the music is hot, the
jokes are cheesy, and the energyis contagious. You know, the pickle
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PEPSI was better than that. Yougotta stop it because you're gonna get from
being honest. Keanu Reeves is totallydown for teaming up with Sandra Bullock for
Speed three. Let's go. Yeah. I mean, I think we knock
it out of the park. ButI think what it is is I'm on
where we Saint Martin. The boathas cracked, stumble off the boat and
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you just pull up and you go, what were you thinking? I would
watch Speed three? I would too. I wait three, then, I
don't think I've seen two. Speedtwo is not good. It might have
been a boat or something. I'mnot really sure. Uh. Stormy Daniels
took the stand yesterday in Donald Trump'scriminal trial. She testified that the lovin
with Donald Trump was brief, unenjoyable, and in a standard situation and there
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was no protection used. That's gottabe a worse thing somebody can publicly say
about you that the loven was brief. I would for that rumor to come
out about me for sure. Itwas two seconds. Sylvester Stallone is selling
eleven of his watches and he'll pocketmillions from the sale. I guess he
has a watch collection. The mostimpressive is something called the Paddock Phelippe Grandmaster
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chime that's never been touched. Itcould sell for more than five million dollars.
Marvel's gonna release fewer movies and TVshows a year in order to focus
on quality. Okay, good.Disney CEO Bob Iger says there are gonna
be two TV shows a year insteadof four, and two or three movies
a year instead of four. Ithink that's a good idea. A security
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guard. This is kind of aweird story. Was seriously injured in a
drive by outside of Drake's Toronto home. No way, there's no way to
connect it to his beef with KendrickLamar, but that's obviously what everyone is
thinking. I don't think that eitherof those two would resort to violence or
gunplay. No, it just couldbe a random deranged person. Yeah,
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there's a lot of heat between thetwo of them right now. Ever,
since Kendrick dropped new I think hedropped a new album, right n they
both just drop. They keep droppingdistracks against each other and it's funny because
they're dropping them in the middle ofthe day, like who drops? I
think Kendrick drops something Tuesday at liketwo pom like what Yeah. Zaye has
been working on his new album forsix years and the best part of this
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is his accent. I wasn't sittingon it for six years. It took
six years to make the record.You know, I was living. Something
would happen, it would give meinspiration, and then I would go and
recall the song you know best ondot rather than falsing myself into being like,
well, this is the end goaland I need eleven songs for this,
you know, I just let themcombas they camp. Where is that
accent from? I'm gonna look himup right now because I don't know.
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It's such a great accent. Itreally is cool and just kind of a
different side note story. I watchedthe Tom Brady Roast last night. They
edited it from about four hours downto about three hours. They took out
a lot of the just the fluffpart. Kim Kardashian's boo did not make
the final cut. It was editedout so when she came on stage,
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she got booed and they edited thatout, so and she kind of fell
flat. There's you know, itwas funny because they mix it up with
people who are comics that are reallyfunny and then people that are athletes or
actors or whatever that are a littlebit awkward and not as funny. Who
is the woman Nicki Glazier? Ohman, if you don't watch any part
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except Nicki Glazer's part, you madethe right choice. She was so funny
and so so inappropriate, and they'rejust they're so mean to each other.
You should watch because I think shewas on Jimmy Kimmel either last night or
the night before, was it?And she was. She revealed a few
jokes that she decided to like dropbecause she felt like it didn't fit the
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vibe because I think she had apretty good one about Kim kardash In,
and she thought that she was kindof off limits because like she was just
there and she already has to dealwith enough, so she didn't go hard
on her. But she revealed someonethat she didn't actually put into her roast.
Those roasts a seriously I expected withthe Tom Brady Rose would be a
little bit more polite, because he'sa classy kind of a character. M
m no, they all in Itwas the most vulgar, hysterical, cringe
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worthy, inappropriate roast ever, soto get a chance. I don't even
care about Tom Brady that much,but it was just nice to It was
funny and weird to see him sittingthere so awkwardly, not knowing whether they
made so many Giselle jokes about howshe was banging her jiu jitsu teacher.
Oh oh wow, that probably that'sprobably one of his sorest subjects too.
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Is not only anything with her.He would smile, kind of a forced
smile through the whole thing. Butit was it was so good. I
mean, seriously, I can't tellyou enough good things about it. Let's
get into the Emo threemo. Thisis going to be mostly music for the
next half hour or so. Butthen at the end of the Emo th
Remo, we're getting away Nelly andJanet action tickets, so there's a lot
here. It comes with one hundreddollars Bachman's gift card as well shut the
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front from Other Day. Okay,that's coming up. Let's get started with
the Emo remo on k D wb o you if you have an intro,
hold on, hold on, trainwreck, hold on, hold on,
let me get started again here okay, emo threemo and here we go.
That's wait? Is that it allright there? Get right here?
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You know what that means? Okay, there is a little more of an
intro. Did you did? Shewould do it one more time? Shut
up that ever happened? Okay,here we go. No, I know
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what. It's kind of like acolem intro. But like emo music is
pretty like ragey and like, aymy teenage tanks, let's get it all
out and stuff. So I dohave some of that for you today.
But the first song I'm starting with, we all know Ocean Avenue by Yellow
Card and everything, and we lovethat. Okay, that's like a bop,
it's a bead, it's whatever.But we're going with more of the
emo song by them, and thisone was only you, and I know
you're gonna remember it once you hearit because it is a classic emo song.
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On Jenny's Emo three mo. Yeah, you probably might have forgot about
that Yellow Card song, but Idid not, because that's why it's on
my EMO three mon today. Thatone's called only one, not quite as
good as Ocean Avenue, but stillright up there. And I've gotten a
couple text coming already that said thisis one of the best Yellow Card songs
of all time. And then ourboy Benjamin said, Jenny, not joking,
this is one of my top tenfavorite songs of all time in general,
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not his emo songs. So I'mglad you liked it, and so
we're gonna get right into the nextone. There are a lot of emo
bands that really were pretty much justone hit wonders, and they maybe had
like two or three big songs andthat was like all you really knew of
them, And Kings is one ofthose people. So I went with their
pretty much only a hit song,and it's called Skyway Avenue. Jenny's email
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thramo on katiewb that one is SkywayAvenue by We the Kings, and I'll
be honest, I kind of forgotthat they also had Checked Yes Juliet,
which was like a huge song.I forgot that that was there, So
I guess they did have two bigsongs during their email era. But now
we are coming down to the numberone song for email th remote today and
I wanted to go with one ofmy all time paper bands, which one
time I almost partied with them becauseI went and saw the All American Rejects
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at the Rave in Milwaukee, Okay, and my girlfriend and I were twenty
years old at the time, andwe had met like one of their good
friends of the group, and mygirlfriend pretended to be a college writer for
the newspaper, so she pretended andshe for All American Rejects and he's like,
Okay, well, why don't youguys, why don't you come with
(26:51):
me? So she got to gobackstage and I couldn't, so like he's
like, I can only bring oneand so I just like stood there and
waited, and then she met meout I'd be like, all right,
you guys should come to this barthat we're going to. So we're like,
sweet, let's go party with them. Well we get there and they
checked our IDs and we were onlytwenty and so we couldn't get in.
So we were like, oh,we forgot our IDs in the car.
We're gonna go get out, youknow, And then we never went back,
(27:15):
so we didn't actually get to partywith All American Rejects. But there
was part of me that thought Iwas going to be hanging out with Tyson
Murder, who has the most beautifulblue eyes in the world. So I
want to do this one and toend my email remo today, I just
not dirty little secrets and said itis going to be swing swing and definitely
a little more upbeat one. SoI like that We're ending on this note
on EMO, so remo. Thatis Jenny's email th Remo today. It's
(27:38):
swing swing all American rejects. Andshout out to everyone who texted in,
even the people who said I don'tlike this crap music? Is that great?
You know what I mean. Idon't know all of those songs that
you play, but it was funto hear something that is like really like
popular and big that I might notknow. You have an open mind to
new music once in a while,know what I'm saying That This text says,
(28:00):
Jenny, I'm dying for this playlistthree for three top faves. I
work at a car dealership. I'mplaying this as loud as I possibly can.
That's from Jenna. Oh my god, Jenna, I've never heard this
EMO three moo bit before and Ineed more. Do you have a Spotify
playlist or anything that's from Amanda.Another one says, my teenage self is
so jealous of you, Jenny.I was obsessed with all American rejects growing
(28:21):
up. I love this song andanother one literally had my first kiss at
sixteen from a boyfriend at the timeright after this song at the AAAR concert
in two thousand and six. Youan old lady. Now you're like thirty
four years old. Yeah, nowsit down, Stella. Thanks for the
emo thremo, Jenny. That wasvery cool. Starts your day on the
(28:44):
right note. With the Dave RyanShow, we're serving up a buffet of
feel good tunes and hilarious antics.We're gonna give away Janet Jackson Nelly tickets
right now. Kind of a Mother'sDay weird ish, kind of a combo,
but I love it. We're gonnathrow in one hundred dollars gift card
for Bachman's to get your mom someflowers for Mother's Day. You go to
(29:06):
the concert. Maybe send mom tothe concert. Janet Jackson and Nelly have
been around long enough that maybe Momlistened to him back when she was kidd
call in now. We're gonna playa little game called one word at a
time and By the way, thisgiveaway is powered by your friends at the
Wellshire of Medina and Bloomington and Bachmann'sI will read you one lyric at a
(29:26):
time. I need two callers onthe phone. You're gonna jump in as
soon as you know what song I'mreading you ready, I'm ready. I
mean, I'm so bad at thesongs or this game, so I'm glad
that we're not playing for ones andthat listeners have to play this. Now,
give me the name of the songonce you get it. Do you
want me to actually jump on thisone? Yeah? You're playing for your
(29:47):
playing for a practice round? Okay, what have you done for me?
You're looking at me like I shouldknow by now lately? Who ooh ooh,
(30:18):
yeah, come on, Jenny.If it's a Jannah Jackson song,
I feel like I'm not gonna knowit. Listen carefully, What have you
done for me? Me? It'sme. It's called Me by Taylor Swift.
(30:48):
You don't know this song. Idon't, and you're not going to
the show. I'm not gonna wastea pair of tickets on you. You're
not going I understand home. Listen. This is one of the hardest game
ever for me because I am nota lyric person. I'm a melody kind
of gal. Okay, let's getMissy and David on the phone. Hello,
Missy, Hello, good morning.Do you know that song by Janet
(31:08):
Jackson? What have you done forme lately? What have you done for
me lately? Oooooo? Yeah,what have you done for me lately?
I won't play that song? Uh, David, did you know that song?
I did? Yes? Okay,good to remember it. Okay,
So here's what's gonna happen. Melissaand David greet each other politely. I
(31:29):
know your competitors greet each other politely. Good morning, Good mornings. That
was so sweet, okay, Nasakids ugly, Now it gets ugly.
Jump in when you know the titleof the song that I'm reading. One
word at a time, jump inwith your name. Let's practice that.
On the count of three, jumpin with your name one, two,
three, Yes, Okay, that'swhy it works. This is either gonna
(31:53):
be a Nelly song or a Janetsong. Here we go, one word
at a time. If you wantto go and take uh, Missy go.
(32:22):
Yes. There should be a littlebit more gracefulness and politeness in the
world and David. Thank you verymuch. You you don't win nothing.
You get squat David, but you'rea good sport. I understand. Okay,
thank you dude. Hey, guesswhat you too, have a great
(32:44):
day. Guess what you are awinner. You go to the the concert
Missy, Janet Jackson and Nelly comingup in June. All right, that's
going to be so fun. Thankyou, you're welcome. We'll do it
again next hour on one on onepoint three k d w B
It is springtime. You know whatI noticed this time of the morning.
I drive into work at about fivethirty ish or so. I stopped the
caribou cabin. Birds are singing.I come out of the garage, I
get in the car. The birdsare singing. Yep, it's kind of
nice. And it's so lovely forthe sun to be up when we are,
because it's like when it's winter andthe sun's not even up till eight
(00:23):
and we're already halfway through our show. It's literally, literally sun doesn't come
until eight o'clock in the middle ofJanuary. You know what else? This
morning, I was getting dressed,and I don't know if this is just
me. When it's cold out,I have to think about, all right,
what sweater am I gonna wear togo with the rest of my outfit.
I don't have to think about thatbecause it feels nice when I come
into work. I don't need asweater. No, it's totally true.
Yeah, Well, if you becomea true Minnesota guy, you'll wear shorts
(00:47):
year round. Lowers to Minnesota guykind of a thing. Hey, whatever
happened with your car? Your carwas towed, you parked in the spot
and you didn't have a parking permit, but you paid for it and they
towed your car and you said,I ain't going to pay to get it
out, and then you paid toget it out and you took them the
receipt and they said, we ain'tpaying it. Oh what happened. Well,
you have me to share that nowbecause I was going to share that
for my would you bring in later. We'll save it for later. Yeah,
(01:11):
yeah, I want to save it, but I do have a story
about my car. But we'll saveit. Okay, we'll do that a
little bit later. We have acouple of things going on today. First
of all, in a few minuteswe were talking about what kind of weird
because it came up. Doctor Pepperwith pickle slices is apparently becoming a temporary
blip on the on like in popculture, people are like, Oh,
(01:36):
I'm going to get a doctor Pepperwith pickle slices. So we're going to
try that in a little while.But it gave me an idea. When
I was a kid, we didn'thave a lot of snack options in the
house because my mom was not allowedto go grocery shopping because she would buy
the free doos and the Pringles andthe little Debbie cakes and things like that.
So Dad would go and buy grapenuts for cereal. You ever had
grape nuts? Now, it's likeeating potting soil, grape nuts and a
(02:01):
giant, family sized bag of rufflespotato chips that would get stale. It
sounds like punishment. I mean itwould get stale. You guys wouldn't go
through that before they got stale.Apparently not. I don't know, no,
because they're gross gross. They justsit there, just like ruffles,
plane chips, ruffles, plain chipsand the giant because there were six of
us kids, so they would openup a bag and I don't know,
(02:23):
they were always stale. Yeah.This was before the invention of the chip
clip. Yeah, so they weren'tlike secured. Let the bag wide open.
Ticks would fall in the larva larvaticks. So it's just kind of
a pain. So anyway, ina second, there was a little snacky
(02:43):
snack that I used to make.I made it for the two of you,
and this is budget poor people snackedand we weren't dirt poor. Fallon
was dirt poor. As matter offact, she met her favorite toys a
child pine cone. I thought itwas a cigarette, a burn cigarette.
That's all she really had. Sowhat do you I like to give you
(03:04):
a little snaggy snack coming a littlebit here. We're getting some feedback on
these lines that I'm supposed to read. If you didn't hear the story.
This came down yesterday, and Ifind it kind of funny because it's so
dumb, and sometimes you've got tobelieve, and you got to fight back
and push back a little bit.And I've just had it. I've had
it. I've had it. Riseand Shine with a Dave Ryan Show,
your daily dose and sunshine and goodvibes to kickstart your day. And these
(03:28):
came down from corporate. I think, I think you reach something email of
the weekends. They must have donesomething last week with the research and stuff,
and so they say, these arethe things that seem to get people
to want to listen to your showmore. Joe and is on the Dave
Ryan Show for a daily dose ofpositivity, laughter and all the hits to
get your day off to a greatstart. No, which is well,
the thing is, it's true,you just wouldn't say it, you know
(03:50):
what I mean? Positivity laughter andall the hits, get your day off
to a great start. True,it just feels kind of corny. We
have some suggestions. So somebody textedin and said, maybe if you tried
these new slogans in that old radiovoice of yours where you kind of like
you were like over the top whenyou were a little bit younger, can
you try that like over the tomR. Yeah, it's Sunday nine is
(04:12):
seven seven, So then you doit right. No, Rich said,
you have to say these Those arethe slogans for the Jenny Morning Zoo.
Stop your day with the right,start your day on the right over the
Dave Ryan Show, where we're servingup a buffet of feel good tunes in
hilarious antics now hits news. Tuneinto the Dave Ryan Show for the perfect
blend of music, humor, andgood vibes to set the tone for your
day. These just feel like theywhoever Bob Pittman or whoever tested them on
(04:35):
a like a group of middle schoollike right down a phrase that you text
your friends often good vibes or likehit tunes, and then they just put
them in a like an AI wordjumbler, I'm impressed with you because you
are a newbie in this business,and you're a newbie on this show,
and you are being Jenny over hereis like towing the company line and being
she's the kind of woman who wouldwear the iHeart button on a dress apartment.
(05:00):
I mean, you get you getthat little lapel pin here. I
have to keep in good graces withthis company because I never know what's gonna
be my last name. I'm callingRich right now again his six mile running
does every day or however many miles. You're going to give out his email,
and if you don't like the lines, then you send Rich Davis at
(05:23):
Katie w B. Doctor Rich,I am on the other line or away
from my dad, and I'll callyou back. Record your tones when you
are finished, Hang up or presstound for more options. Hey, Rich,
I just want to say, startyour day on the right note,
with the Dave Ryan Show serving upa buffet of feel good tunes and hilarious
antics. Goodbye. You called hisdesk. Yeah, that's what that was.
(05:47):
I don't want to cut you offin office. You're right to say
it sounded really professional. One second. You're right, God tell them that
these are stupid mobile here we goall right here, I'm Rich. Deal
with the voice again. Somebody sayshis slogans are way too Hey, what
are you doing? I'm on thetreadmill. You know your show, and
(06:11):
I'm a little frustrated by the wholething. Why well, and I don't
I hate it when you put meon the radio. So we have these
conversations so everybody to hear them.But you know as well as I know
that when we get a directive fromresearch that we've conducted, that we've spent
money on, and they ask youto read those slogans on the air,
(06:31):
and I ask you to do it, I'm not asking you to do it
like joking. I'm not asking youto ask listeners whether they like them.
I don't care. You're in togethera long time. I don't ask you
to do very many things. Well, this just got real awkward, real
(06:56):
fast. This is the first itwas actually speechless for one. Yeah.
I want you to do him asinstructed, and you and I can talk
about this after the show. Goodbye, Yes, sir, get back to
your run. Rich. He's mad, oh man, I don't know I've
ever heard him so mad before.I mean I have. I'm not live
(07:20):
on the radio. So that washard. Well, I'm mad. I
thought he liked it when I calledhim on the radio. I think he
likes it, but not when youput him on a spot where he's trying
to fall in directions from the companyand then you're making fun of what he
is being told to do. Butthey're just dumb. Okay, stop it.
You're gonna get in trouble too.You know what. Let me take
the heat on this one. I'mthe one that started it. You don't
(07:43):
You should be like, yes,Dave, that is right. You should
do what the company saying. Yes, sir Dave. You should have a
heaping helping of good scenes and positivevibes helping. I was over here like
that popcorn Jeff of Michael Jackson.Is that hashtag awkward? Somebody on the
live because we're streaming live on Facebookand YouTube, somebody said it was nice
(08:05):
knowing you, Dave. Run.Yeah, get your day off to a
rock and start with the Dave RyanShow where the music is hot, the
jokes are cheesing, and the energyis contagious. Mm hmmm, you gotta
stop it. We should just let'shave just Natalie do them so that they
can just be put in the showand you don't have to worry about it,
(08:28):
and then we'll have like her upbeatvoice, you know what I mean?
Maybe maybe because they were tested onby a woman, or tested on
women a woman, Yeah, Natalieshould say them, maybe they'll have more
appeal. That's what it is.Well, how are you this morning?
Have you gotten yelled at by yourboss in public? Yet? Today?
Let me know good vibes on theDave Ryan Show. Hey, listen,
(08:50):
you know what, nothing rattles me, Jenny, I know it seems like
nothing. I was surprised nothing rattlesme. Uh. I mean seriously,
you could launch a bunch of fireworkshere in the studio and let a live
cobra loose in the studio and I'dbe like, hey, Von, can
you get a bucket of water anda net and take care of the cobra
(09:11):
and the fireworks. We'll be backat one point three. Kt w B
starts today on the right note withthe Dave Ryan Show serving up a buffet
of feel good tunes and hilarious anticsand try to get Nadie to read those
and see if it gets Oh,I got to stop. I'm going to
get a phone call. Yeah,you better be careful you just right now,
let's just read them and then wecan make it. I'm gonna change
(09:31):
the subject close today night. Right. No, sorry, it's not till
Friday. I think I said yesterdayit is, but that's because they have
to travel and stuff for it,like back to the Twin Cities. So
I think they get a little bitof a break. And you know,
I mean they basically run for milesfor like two and a half hours straight,
so I think physically they need alittle break. I think I got
(09:52):
my post kt Able to Be job. When I lose this job here at
kat Able to Be, I'm goingto be the guy with the big old
mop that bops up sweat on thecourt during time out. Oh yeah,
you gotta be quick with that though. You know. They got to be
in and out real fast. I'mquick, okay, good, very quick.
I'm like a ninja. And thenwhen one of the drunk people sit
in court side spills or drink,you gotta clean that up too. I
got to do that too. Mmhmm. Hey, Evon, can you
(10:13):
come in here because I got alittle Uh, we're gonna try something yesterday.
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to sign up. That's tomorrow atseven twenty. How did this come up?
Yesterday we were talking about how therewas a trend maybe on TikTok.
It is a TikTok trend doctor pepperand pickle slices, which I like both
(11:24):
of those things. Yeah, buttogether, I question I kind of do
too, Vaughn. You're willing totry this? Are we gonna? We're
trying pickle slices? Yeah, giveit to me so I could take in
the other room because we're doing liveand I know people want to see.
I cannot stay on pickles. Ohry, you don't like pickle, Yeah,
so you want to watch me probablythrow up. Let's do this on live
stream. You know I didn't pourone for me, and I didn't mean
(11:46):
to not. I'll share your Idon't mind drinking after you. I don't
want to drink after Vaughan because gross. Yeah, you don't know where that
mouth has been. I don't knowwhere those lips have been. Yeah,
touch it? Yeah, okay,go ahead and take it side. You
can do the webcams, Okay,seeing something on there. I don't think
I like one thing at a time, Jennifer, Okay, I'm sorry.
So I got a glimpse. Weare on webcams, on Facebook Live the
(12:09):
Day, Ryan in the Morning Show, and on YouTube one O one three
KT'LBB. Thanks for watching. Sothis came up. It's Doctor Pepper and
pickle slices, and I just Igot some Jimmy John's pickles that are left
over from a sandwich the other day, got some Doctor Pepper out of the
pop machine or soda machine, andI mixed them together. It honestly looks
like ice cubes floating, and that'swhat I thought it was. The Doctor
(12:31):
Pepper deceived me. Okay, okay, So on the webcam, Jenny,
let's say I have vont try atfirst because you don't like pickles, right,
I cannot stand pickles? Well,oh my god, it is.
Yeah, don't spit it on theequipment. That equipment costs nearly eight dollars.
That's the biggest that's the biggest budgetin this building. Guys, all
(12:52):
right, ready when you are doctorPepper and pickles, God, okay,
hold on, let me get this. Crash's so nervous. Are you prepared
to spit it out? Here?He goes taking a sip. Okay,
here we go on the web camp. Big gulp, big gulp, big
gulp. That was that bad?I cannot pickles are so horrid. Oh
(13:18):
my god, it's stuck it.I look at my eyes tearing up.
This is disgusting. You know what, I love pickles. I don't know
about pickles and doctor pepper. Okay, Jenny, let's try. I'm actually
excited for this one. I'm notexcited for the next thing. Here we
go. Okay, yeah, yeah, it's not bad. I would maybe
(13:39):
not order this at a bar,but like maybe, no, maybe I
would. It's I mean, thepickle is pretty overwhelming in it, you
are it takes away from the doctorinvite the pickle. Oh you want me
to eat one of the pickles?Do you want me to put my fingers
in here before you drink it?You're gonna try there? Yeah? Okay,
(14:01):
hold on, I cleaned my catbox with that cup earlier, so
you're good. Oh yeah, isthat what this is? Just tastes like
a pickle. Okay, pickles aregross. Keeping in the pickle though,
This is doctor Pepper, Doctor pepper, Doctor pecker and pickles, Doctor pecker
and pickles. Okay, here wego. All right, We're on live
stream, so that way you canwatch a day. Yeah, it's not
(14:22):
bad. It's not something that Iwould necessarily want again, but it's not
horrid. I go back for tryto Okay, we'll do a second round.
Ready, it's exactly what you think. Gross. Gross, it's a
weird combo. It is okay,I swallowed it actually that time, pauls
it wasn't terrible. The pickle.There is like a hint of it in
(14:45):
there. Oh, I feel likeit's pretty overwhelming, or maybe we just
have more pickles than ours. Iwould drink all of this before I would
eat a singular slice of a pickleagain. Round number two. Now,
when I was a kid, weall had our little things that we would
make, and we didn't have alot of money, so there was not
a lot of like snaggy stuff aroundour house. We didn't have free do's,
we didn't have little Debbie cakes,we didn't have twizzlers. So I
(15:05):
invented a sandwich. And I wantyou guys both to try it. Okay,
please, you invent And I getthis because I grew up like this
to where we didn't have many snacks, so I had to invent little snackies
too. All right, I'm lookingat this already and I tell you what
it is. Okay. It's peanutbutter and mustard. God, I mustard,
and I loved it. Was oneof my favorite. It's got a
little sweet, creamy taste in therealong with the sour tart of regular mustard.
(15:30):
Yellow mustard, regular yellow mustard.All right, so give it a
shot. Who wants to go first? I went first last time. Jenny,
you're first. I don't like mustard, so I can tell you I
can. I'm not gonna like this, okay, on the webcam on YouTube,
there's a big bite right out ofthe corner. Chew it up,
Jenny, Now wash it down withthe pickle PEPSI. I'm slowly doing it
because of the mustard salt songs.Amrs. You don't like it, really,
(15:56):
I'll finish your sandwich for you.Nope, you're not gonna do not
spit it out out anxiety bothering myanxiety. I'm giving you a hard time
too soon. It's not they didn'tswallow it, Jenny, swallow it.
(16:19):
You don't have to swallow it.Yes, you do. You know what
I said. Okay, here,give fine out of the other corner here.
Yeah, I'm not gonna eat onthe radio, because that's annoying.
Vun, take a bite to thepeanut, butter and mustard sandwich. This
is a treat for me. WhenI was a kid, very poor.
(16:41):
We were not real poor, butwe just didn't have a lot of extra
later, don't start with the shouldergag. Don't even you're playing. Get
out of here. You come on, Okay, get up and talk into
the micro discussed. It's butter andmustard. It's not bad, it's gross,
(17:02):
all right, come on, Ican't spinners a quitters. I can't
do it. Okay, do anotherbite, Do another bite? Okay,
it's the shoulder gag. That's whereyour shoulders raise up and you're like,
well, what is this bite rightnow? Handle your gagging sounds? Fot.
I'm sorry, I'm not trained inmy gagging sounds. Jennifer tell I
am good for you. I don'tknow what did you just what happened?
(17:23):
Jennifer is better? Okay, Jennyis better. Just hear gagging sounds.
I'm going all along with a nicefamily show here, and then all of
a sudden, Jenny's like college herin my college. Okay, exclusives on
the webcam. I'm just sure,right, now that's why I gotta watch
(17:49):
the webcam. All right, thatis it? You guys? Are we
doing Dave's shirt? Now? CanI just tell one story really quick?
Yeah? Oh yes, this isa college story. To hear this.
I got a really really kind andthoughtful message on Instagram yesterday, just like
talking about stuff that I had saidwith my anxiety, and the person said,
(18:12):
you know, have you ever thoughtabout getting down on your knees and
praying? Because I am who Iam. I wanted to respond, girl,
I've been down on my niece plentyof time, so more but not
praying. She's been thanking God.Instead, I said, that's a really
good idea. Thank you for youshould have said it. You should have
(18:33):
been like, well, I getdown on my knees and say Amen all
the time, baby, Oh God, Jesus can rein it in? Can
you try? Now? Can youto rein it in ten more seconds?
And that's it? Thank you.We'll get it for Dave's Dirt, followed
(18:57):
by the emo remos. So let'sget start at the Dave Ryan Show one
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(19:18):
PEPSI was better than that. Yougotta stop it because you're gonna get from
being honest. Keanu Reeves is totallydown for teaming up with Sandra Bullock for
Speed three. Let's go. Yeah. I mean, I think we knock
it out of the park. ButI think what it is is I'm on
where we Saint Martin. The boathas cracked, stumble off the boat and
(19:38):
you just pull up and you go, what were you thinking? I would
watch Speed three? I would too. I wait three, then, I
don't think I've seen two. Speedtwo is not good. It might have
been a boat or something. I'mnot really sure. Uh. Stormy Daniels
took the stand yesterday in Donald Trump'scriminal trial. She testified that the lovin
with Donald Trump was brief, unenjoyable, and in a standard situation and there
(20:03):
was no protection used. That's gottabe a worse thing somebody can publicly say
about you that the loven was brief. I would for that rumor to come
out about me for sure. Itwas two seconds. Sylvester Stallone is selling
eleven of his watches and he'll pocketmillions from the sale. I guess he
has a watch collection. The mostimpressive is something called the Paddock Phelippe Grandmaster
(20:26):
chime that's never been touched. Itcould sell for more than five million dollars.
Marvel's gonna release fewer movies and TVshows a year in order to focus
on quality. Okay, good.Disney CEO Bob Iger says there are gonna
be two TV shows a year insteadof four, and two or three movies
a year instead of four. Ithink that's a good idea. A security
(20:48):
guard. This is kind of aweird story. Was seriously injured in a
drive by outside of Drake's Toronto home. No way, there's no way to
connect it to his beef with KendrickLamar, but that's obviously what everyone is
thinking. I don't think that eitherof those two would resort to violence or
gunplay. No, it just couldbe a random deranged person. Yeah,
(21:10):
there's a lot of heat between thetwo of them right now. Ever,
since Kendrick dropped new I think hedropped a new album, right n they
both just drop. They keep droppingdistracks against each other and it's funny because
they're dropping them in the middle ofthe day, like who drops? I
think Kendrick drops something Tuesday at liketwo pom like what Yeah. Zaye has
been working on his new album forsix years and the best part of this
(21:30):
is his accent. I wasn't sittingon it for six years. It took
six years to make the record.You know, I was living. Something
would happen, it would give meinspiration, and then I would go and
recall the song you know best ondot rather than falsing myself into being like,
well, this is the end goaland I need eleven songs for this,
you know, I just let themcombas they camp. Where is that
accent from? I'm gonna look himup right now because I don't know.
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It's such a great accent. Itreally is cool and just kind of a
different side note story. I watchedthe Tom Brady Roast last night. They
edited it from about four hours downto about three hours. They took out
a lot of the just the fluffpart. Kim Kardashian's boo did not make
the final cut. It was editedout so when she came on stage,
(22:14):
she got booed and they edited thatout, so and she kind of fell
flat. There's you know, itwas funny because they mix it up with
people who are comics that are reallyfunny and then people that are athletes or
actors or whatever that are a littlebit awkward and not as funny. Who
is the woman Nicki Glazier? Ohman, if you don't watch any part
(22:34):
except Nicki Glazer's part, you madethe right choice. She was so funny
and so so inappropriate, and they'rejust they're so mean to each other.
You should watch because I think shewas on Jimmy Kimmel either last night or
the night before, was it?And she was. She revealed a few
jokes that she decided to like dropbecause she felt like it didn't fit the
(22:56):
vibe because I think she had apretty good one about Kim kardash In,
and she thought that she was kindof off limits because like she was just
there and she already has to dealwith enough, so she didn't go hard
on her. But she revealed someonethat she didn't actually put into her roast.
Those roasts a seriously I expected withthe Tom Brady Rose would be a
little bit more polite, because he'sa classy kind of a character. M
m no, they all in Itwas the most vulgar, hysterical, cringe
(23:19):
worthy, inappropriate roast ever, soto get a chance. I don't even
care about Tom Brady that much,but it was just nice to It was
funny and weird to see him sittingthere so awkwardly, not knowing whether they
made so many Giselle jokes about howshe was banging her jiu jitsu teacher.
Oh oh wow, that probably that'sprobably one of his sorest subjects too.
(23:42):
Is not only anything with her.He would smile, kind of a forced
smile through the whole thing. Butit was it was so good. I
mean, seriously, I can't tellyou enough good things about it. Let's
get into the Emo threemo. Thisis going to be mostly music for the
next half hour or so. Butthen at the end of the Emo th
Remo, we're getting away Nelly andJanet action tickets, so there's a lot
here. It comes with one hundreddollars Bachman's gift card as well shut the
(24:04):
front from Other Day. Okay,that's coming up. Let's get started with
the Emo remo on k D wb o you if you have an intro,
hold on, hold on, trainwreck, hold on, hold on,
let me get started again here okay, emo threemo and here we go.
That's wait? Is that it allright there? Get right here?
(24:33):
You know what that means? Okay, there is a little more of an
intro. Did you did? Shewould do it one more time? Shut
up that ever happened? Okay,here we go. No, I know
(24:59):
what. It's kind of like acolem intro. But like emo music is
pretty like ragey and like, aymy teenage tanks, let's get it all
out and stuff. So I dohave some of that for you today.
But the first song I'm starting with, we all know Ocean Avenue by Yellow
Card and everything, and we lovethat. Okay, that's like a bop,
it's a bead, it's whatever.But we're going with more of the
emo song by them, and thisone was only you, and I know
you're gonna remember it once you hearit because it is a classic emo song.
(25:22):
On Jenny's Emo three mo. Yeah, you probably might have forgot about
that Yellow Card song, but Idid not, because that's why it's on
my EMO three mon today. Thatone's called only one, not quite as
good as Ocean Avenue, but stillright up there. And I've gotten a
couple text coming already that said thisis one of the best Yellow Card songs
of all time. And then ourboy Benjamin said, Jenny, not joking,
this is one of my top tenfavorite songs of all time in general,
(25:45):
not his emo songs. So I'mglad you liked it, and so
we're gonna get right into the nextone. There are a lot of emo
bands that really were pretty much justone hit wonders, and they maybe had
like two or three big songs andthat was like all you really knew of
them, And Kings is one ofthose people. So I went with their
pretty much only a hit song,and it's called Skyway Avenue. Jenny's email
(26:07):
thramo on katiewb that one is SkywayAvenue by We the Kings, and I'll
be honest, I kind of forgotthat they also had Checked Yes Juliet,
which was like a huge song.I forgot that that was there, So
I guess they did have two bigsongs during their email era. But now
we are coming down to the numberone song for email th remote today and
I wanted to go with one ofmy all time paper bands, which one
time I almost partied with them becauseI went and saw the All American Rejects
(26:30):
at the Rave in Milwaukee, Okay, and my girlfriend and I were twenty
years old at the time, andwe had met like one of their good
friends of the group, and mygirlfriend pretended to be a college writer for
the newspaper, so she pretended andshe for All American Rejects and he's like,
Okay, well, why don't youguys, why don't you come with
(26:51):
me? So she got to gobackstage and I couldn't, so like he's
like, I can only bring oneand so I just like stood there and
waited, and then she met meout I'd be like, all right,
you guys should come to this barthat we're going to. So we're like,
sweet, let's go party with them. Well we get there and they
checked our IDs and we were onlytwenty and so we couldn't get in.
So we were like, oh,we forgot our IDs in the car.
We're gonna go get out, youknow, And then we never went back,
(27:15):
so we didn't actually get to partywith All American Rejects. But there
was part of me that thought Iwas going to be hanging out with Tyson
Murder, who has the most beautifulblue eyes in the world. So I
want to do this one and toend my email remo today, I just
not dirty little secrets and said itis going to be swing swing and definitely
a little more upbeat one. SoI like that We're ending on this note
on EMO, so remo. Thatis Jenny's email th Remo today. It's
(27:38):
swing swing all American rejects. Andshout out to everyone who texted in,
even the people who said I don'tlike this crap music? Is that great?
You know what I mean. Idon't know all of those songs that
you play, but it was funto hear something that is like really like
popular and big that I might notknow. You have an open mind to
new music once in a while,know what I'm saying That This text says,
(28:00):
Jenny, I'm dying for this playlistthree for three top faves. I
work at a car dealership. I'mplaying this as loud as I possibly can.
That's from Jenna. Oh my god, Jenna, I've never heard this
EMO three moo bit before and Ineed more. Do you have a Spotify
playlist or anything that's from Amanda.Another one says, my teenage self is
so jealous of you, Jenny.I was obsessed with all American rejects growing
(28:21):
up. I love this song andanother one literally had my first kiss at
sixteen from a boyfriend at the timeright after this song at the AAAR concert
in two thousand and six. Youan old lady. Now you're like thirty
four years old. Yeah, nowsit down, Stella. Thanks for the
emo thremo, Jenny. That wasvery cool. Starts your day on the
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right note. With the Dave RyanShow, we're serving up a buffet of
feel good tunes and hilarious antics.We're gonna give away Janet Jackson Nelly tickets
right now. Kind of a Mother'sDay weird ish, kind of a combo,
but I love it. We're gonnathrow in one hundred dollars gift card
for Bachman's to get your mom someflowers for Mother's Day. You go to
(29:06):
the concert. Maybe send mom tothe concert. Janet Jackson and Nelly have
been around long enough that maybe Momlistened to him back when she was kidd
call in now. We're gonna playa little game called one word at a
time and By the way, thisgiveaway is powered by your friends at the
Wellshire of Medina and Bloomington and Bachmann'sI will read you one lyric at a
(29:26):
time. I need two callers onthe phone. You're gonna jump in as
soon as you know what song I'mreading you ready, I'm ready. I
mean, I'm so bad at thesongs or this game, so I'm glad
that we're not playing for ones andthat listeners have to play this. Now,
give me the name of the songonce you get it. Do you
want me to actually jump on thisone? Yeah? You're playing for your
(29:47):
playing for a practice round? Okay, what have you done for me?
You're looking at me like I shouldknow by now lately? Who ooh ooh,
(30:18):
yeah, come on, Jenny.If it's a Jannah Jackson song,
I feel like I'm not gonna knowit. Listen carefully, What have you
done for me? Me? It'sme. It's called Me by Taylor Swift.
(30:48):
You don't know this song. Idon't, and you're not going to
the show. I'm not gonna wastea pair of tickets on you. You're
not going I understand home. Listen. This is one of the hardest game
ever for me because I am nota lyric person. I'm a melody kind
of gal. Okay, let's getMissy and David on the phone. Hello,
Missy, Hello, good morning.Do you know that song by Janet
(31:08):
Jackson? What have you done forme lately? What have you done for
me lately? Oooooo? Yeah,what have you done for me lately?
I won't play that song? Uh, David, did you know that song?
I did? Yes? Okay,good to remember it. Okay,
So here's what's gonna happen. Melissaand David greet each other politely. I
(31:29):
know your competitors greet each other politely. Good morning, Good mornings. That
was so sweet, okay, Nasakids ugly, Now it gets ugly.
Jump in when you know the titleof the song that I'm reading. One
word at a time, jump inwith your name. Let's practice that.
On the count of three, jumpin with your name one, two,
three, Yes, Okay, that'swhy it works. This is either gonna
(31:53):
be a Nelly song or a Janetsong. Here we go, one word
at a time. If you wantto go and take uh, Missy go.
(32:22):
Yes. There should be a littlebit more gracefulness and politeness in the
world and David. Thank you verymuch. You you don't win nothing.
You get squat David, but you'rea good sport. I understand. Okay,
thank you dude. Hey, guesswhat you too, have a great
(32:44):
day. Guess what you are awinner. You go to the the concert
Missy, Janet Jackson and Nelly comingup in June. All right, that's
going to be so fun. Thankyou, you're welcome. We'll do it
again next hour on one on onepoint three k d w B
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