8 AM Hour - Jenny & The Morning Zoo

Jenny and Vont try to figure out what their zoo animals would be for Jenny & the Morning Zoo. Then in "What'd You Bring In" - Jenny has a challenge to try and Vont is having apartment hunting struggles. Plus You Can't Make This Stuff Up, Dave's Dirt and more.

Episode Transcript

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I you know, I like that, But you know what I like a
little bit better is this? Whatdo you like? James? This is
my favorite because she's so inspiring.One one three. Somebody texted earlier and
said, we should have been goingcrazy on this the entire three days.

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Dave has been gone, Yeah theshow. I got the rest of the
show, but maybe. And wewere kind of discussing this yesterday. We
were trying to figure out what wouldlike Vont's name be the Yeah, what
is the zoo animals? So likeI was thinking, like I would be
a jaguar, Jenny the Jaguar.Do you want them to start with the
letters of our names? Yeah?If we could Jenny the Jaguar. That

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makes sense. I know that someonehad texted in a couple of people had
texted in Vant the viper, whichI had to look up what that looks
like. I mean, it's asnake, but they're really cool looking snakes.
There's a bunch of different colorful ones. I did. I think a
lot of people that I went tohigh school with would agree that I'm a
snake, at least looking snake.To say, there was like a really
cool blue one when I googled imagethose. So if you have any suggestions

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of what our I guess animals wouldbe on my new Morning Zoo show coming
next week. I want to kiddingBenjamin the the Bitch listening right now.
Oh gosh, no, the firstthing that came to mind was bad but
I don't like that. At Barrakudahanimals that start with B hold please,

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okay, bald eagle, bluga,whale? No bear? Oh no,
no, we can't go with bearbecause bear means something else in the LGBTQ
community, and I don't think Benjaminthinks he's a bear. Okay? What
about Wow? All right? Idon't know. I don't want to like
identify him. He'd have to identifyhimself. What about bison? Maybe bisons

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are a pretty badass. I don'tknow. I'm liking Barracuda badass, Benjamin
the badass, Benjamin the Badass.They're not very cute, that's the thing.
And we want Benjamin's got to havelike something kind of cute farm animals
or zoo animals. No, butI just feel like if I had to
mold Benjamin into a zoo animal,it would be more on the cute side

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than like this evil looking fish that'sgonna gnaw you to death. I told
you that there are some really coollooking snakes that are like blue. Somebody
said, somebody somebody said, theysee I don't know, and if I'm
being honest, I don't know whatthat means. He's an urban dictionary and

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if you would like to, butI will tell you off the radiovut.
Okay, well, Texas and anyrecommendations you have for our zoo animals that
can be associated with each of usfor Jenny in the Morning Zoo. But
right now we're going to get intoa new feature that we do on Wednesdays.
It's called We don't have any kindof intro for that quite yet,

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so yeah, give it to us. What do you think? Yeah?
I didn't like that one. Canyou give me something different, maybe a
little lower octave than what what whatyou bring in? To tell me what
you brought in? Fu? Okay, I you know we're gonna work it.
We're gonna work I did it onthe voice and then it Snoop turned
his chair and you coach me onthat one. All right? I will

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start today. This is something thatI saw on Instagram and I tried it,
so you can try it right now. Obviously be careful if you're driving.
It only involves one hand. Butcan you touch your pointer finger to
your pinky finger? So pointer fingerto your pinky fing? No, can

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you do it? No? Almost, but not? I complicated. Can't
do it with my left for sure. I'm I'm almost there, and you
got to do it without pushing yourlike about using your thumb to push your
pointer finger. So try touching yourpointer finger. Did you get it?
I did? I did you?Yes? Yeah, So try touching your

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pointer finger to your pinky feel likewe look like idiots right now? We
probably do, but AH would loveto know if you can do it,
because apparently only one percent of peopleare able to do that. I can't.
I can't do it. I can, like really really force it,
but it doesn't stay like I canforce them together and then it breaks apart
right away. If you're bored atwork today, please just do this and

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then ask your coworkers to do it. And then when your boss gets mad
that you're just twiddling your thumb,what are you guys saying in the morning?
So today, So, yeah,try that pointer finger and pinky finger.
Can they touch without making them touchwith another finger. That is so
complicated. We should try that.We should ask people in the office and
then record it and post it onsocials. Yeah we shouldn't, Okay,
and then we'll give people a dollarif they can do it in the office

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with Who's money? Are we tapit? I was gonna say, are
we tapping it in Daddy Bear's paycheck? Here? Yeah? Of course?
Okay, what'd you bring in today? I just want to touch on again
earlier we were talking about this.I've been apartment hunting, right m M.
And I don't know if anybody listeninghas, well, I'm sure you
have at some point moved to anew city, a new state, just
a new area, and it's kindof hard for you to figure out where

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the good areas are, right,So I don't I'm still learning, like
cities like the quiet areas of Minnesota, the like I know, dinky Town
is like where a lot of thecollege kids are, so it's a bit
more rowdy. Yeah. So that'san issue I've been facing. And then,
like yesterday, I went on twotours and I'm always like so concerned
when they ask, like, isthere anything particular that you're looking for in
this place, and I'm like,uh uh, and I guess the answer,

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like what are I answer in that? Like an in unit washer dryer?
Is that what they're looking for?Yeah, I would say thank you.
Yeah. I would say more soabout like kind of not necessarily amendies
like a pool and a workout tentoror something like that, but more so,
yes, do you want an inunit washer and dryer? Are you
looking for a dishwasher? Do youwant a dishwasher? I don't mind not

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having a dishwasher, Okay, Iknow I didn't have one for a very
long time and it was not abig deal to me. Do you want
a studio versus a one bedroom?Like do you want are you cool with
like having your whole apartment be onebig room because that's a studio. Okay,
that's like probably something you could clarify, but I'm assuming you probably just
tell them one bedroom right away.Like yesterday the guy asked me, He

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was like, are there any Ireally like this question? He was like,
are there any things that could makethis apartment complex your future home?
It would make it feel like perfectfor you? And then when I started
stuttering, he was like, like, do you care about like the office
management, because in the apartment Ilive in now, management is terrible.
Somebody stole a package out of mypackage out of the package room and they
had it on camera, and thenmy land or one of the office managers,

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was like, yeah, we can'ttell you who stole it. It's
a breach of privacy. And Iwas like, them stealing it was a
breach of privary. Yeah, Idon't understand that. I don't understand that
about your apartment complex at all.But also, why would I ask you
how the office management is? Areyou going to be like, oh,
we're here half the time. You'renot gonna be honest about that. Yeah,
So I guess essentially, story short, like, what are the things

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that I need to think about heavilywhen looking for my first apartment? Because
when I moved here to the TwinCities, I moved from Des Moines,
which I had moved just moved fromJersey. I did FaceTime towards it was
very quick. Now really all inthis process touring and talking about the things
I like and don't like, turnons, turn offs went like my home.
So what are the questions are thethings I need to look out for?

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Ask? I think your other thingyou should be asking, because I
mean, I had zero money whenI was your age, and so making
sure I could afford to live wasa huge factor. You want to make
sure you understand how much utilities aregoing to cost, so you want to
ask that what's included? Is electricityincluded? Is all that included? Because
that stuff can add up? Okay, So feel free to Texas in any

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ideas you have for Vaunt of whathe should be asking. And I've had
We've had quite a few people textingin saying that they are able to touch
their pointer finger to their pink pinkyfinger. Look you so they are in
the one percent of people who apparentlycan do that and also be double jointed.
Look look, don't I know it? I'm doing it? Damn it?
You bear you? No? Isaw? Okay anyways, and then

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also a couple of people said anotherword for you for Jenny in the morning.
So it could be Vant the vulture. I just like the sound of
it. I don't necessarily like theanimals though, that are being Vant the
vulture, Vant the viper. Idon't know what about va vixen. I
like that one, all right,there are not gonna be any spanks or

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thongs on Jenny in the morning.Zoo. Okay, just kidding, Okay,
okay, going down next. Youcan't make this stuff up. Pizza
Hut is now offering something that isnot pizza, and I don't know how
well this is gonna go, butwe'll talk about it next. It's brought
to you by White bearmand Specie dotcom. So Pizza Hut is now not

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only offering pizza but also burgers.What Yeah, not really burgers. They're
weird burgers, they say, becausebasically they're these cheeseburger melts, and they're
described as a parmesan crusted, thincrust melts, folded and loaded with beef,
apple wood, smoked bacon, onions, bozzerrella, and cheddar. So

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they're kind of like embracing the factthat they don't come with a traditional bun,
so it's not technically a burger.So they go goodbye to soggy bun
burger deliveries. And when I lookat this fissure, it really just kind
of looks like a case idea.I don't know, do you see this
right now? It doesn't really lookmuch like a definitely a case. So
I'm like how are we marketing thisas a burger? What classifies a case

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idea as a case idea as opposedto like a wrap or a sandwich.
Because we had this food debate earlier, I don't know enough about case idias,
I think to answer that. Ialways feel like it's just got to
have two tortillas. No, Ijust I'm just more of a taco gal
than casada kind of gal. SoI don't know. I mean, it

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does look kind of good, butit's like, I don't know, it's
like a pizza. Is a comboof like almost like a pizza, Quesadia
and burger all in one is whatthe thing is, So I would not
call that a burger though. Hey, question, Jenny, you went to
the U of M, right,I sure did go Ghos. Well,
imagine you were waiting. Was thatyour first choice or was there like somewhere
bigger you wanted to get into.No, I got into all the colleges

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I wanted to, and I justcouldn't figure out which one I wanted,
So it was probably my first choice. But okay, Well, imagine you
know you're waiting for that acceptance letter, you're a high school senior. It's
around like, let's just say thistime of year, yep, and you
get an email saying welcome, Youget all excited, You're like, mom,
I did it. You film yourreaction recording, and then you get

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an email saying, huh, justkidding. That's what happened to fifteen hundred
students from the from Georgia State Universitybecause they sent out one thousand, five
hundred welcome emails oh about this upcomingschool year. Oh no, which is
weird because a welcome email is likeafter you've accepted. So they sent these
out for like an acceptance letter.Usually like there's a process you have to

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go through. But these kids wereall excited. Obviously, there was one
mom that said their daughter won't eventalk about it. She won't come out
of her room. She's just verydisappointed. Because after that, Georgia State
emailed them back and was like,oh, sorry, not sure how that
happened. You're still being considered.H That's so awful. I feel so
bad for those kids who were likehyped and we're like, oh my gosh,
I'm in. They were like Igot into college and like school because

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I think Georgia State is a prettyI'm pretty sure it's like a good school.
Oh, I mean, I don'tknow that for a fact. I
think it's a bigger school. Yeah, for sure, But I don't know
enough about it either. I wantto remind you, though, to put
in the keyword to win a thousanddollars real quick. It is happy.
Once again, go to KDWB dotcom and then the keyword is happy.
You can do whatever you want withthat money. What would you do right

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now? This is so dumb becauseit would cost about two dollars to that
thousand dollars. But I'm out ofnail polish remover. I was trying to
take the nail polish. Yeah,I was trying to take the toe nail
polish off of my toes last night, and so I started picking at it
so itway, don't look at myfeet. They're already disgusting to look at
anyways, and now definitely don't lookat them because they look real bad right
now. Oh yeah, dogs areout. What would you do with a

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thousand dollars? You think I couldbuy one of those machines you sit on
when you get a pedicure with athousand dollars, the massage chairs. Yeah,
but like even with the little thingat the bottle of your feeding it.
Yeah, so that way I couldhire a little bit pricey, But
maybe I could hire somebody to comeand do my toes just all day.
And yeah, that's a massage chairthat I'm saying, Who do you think
you're going to hire to just comeinto your apartment and do your toes?

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Do you think that there's free lancefeeling out there doing pedicures freelance pedicures.
Maybe there is, but I've neverheard that one before. That would be
a new industry. I maybe that'san industry people need to tap into in
this economy. That might be likea great side hustle. Seriously, we
were talking the other day. Iwas telling you that I'm looking in this.
We might have said it on theMinnesota goa Bay. I was looking

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into like something to do to makesome more money. And I was saying,
like, I'd probably do like afeed only fans that might be still
in the feed room, which iskind of strange that I have a pinion.
But that might be a great sidehustle. So you want to go
be the person going into people's homesgiving them petticures. Talk about this,
Jenny right. I come here,I do the morning show, I hang
out with you and Dave Cool.I leave for a little bit in the

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afternoon, I go give maybe acouple of pedicures. I'm a like a
a go what's the person that travelsto places? I don't know what that's
called, but yeah, and athome pedicures. And I come back and
do the night show. I've madea bunch of money in one day.
What are you gonna you need torest? You need to rest a b
What qualifies you to give a pedicure? Because I feel like you would be

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the person who's nicking my toenail thenext thing I know, I'm bleeding into
the bath water, into the littlepedicure water, and it looks like Jaws
in there. You think I needlike a license for that you do?
Yes? Is there like a schoolfor that to say they need a license
to do that? Yes? ButI do see where you're coming from,
where it could be a good industryto tap into if you do have whatever
requirements you need for that, Becauseit's very frustrating to walk into a nail

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salon because a lot of places don'tallow reservations and you walk in and they're
like, oh, thirty minute wait, and it's like and then you don't
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I am so all for that.One place you can go though, to
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We'll cover that in Dave's start nexton one on one point three KTWB
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if that's your name, you gotten minutes thirteen six to call us back
to qualify for that final drawing.Somebody texted earlier and asked how many times?
How many more times we're going todo this? Tomorrow and then next
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Yeah, so get signed up ouronline and then also just remember that

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if you get called, you doalso win. And Taylor's with finals,
so that's super cool too. Allright, We're gonna get right into Dave's
dirt here. So there was abig announce announcement with the Golden Bachelorette yesterday.
Joan Vassos from the Golden Bachelor seasonis going to be the next Golden
Bachelorette that will premiere in the fall. Joan was kind of a front runner
during the Golden Bachelor, but shehad left a little bit early because her

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daughter was dealing with some medical issues. After giving birth and stuff, and
so she just really was like,Eah, this isn't worth it to not
be there for my daughter and myfamily right now. So she had left
her early and so she was verywell liked. I'm excited to see that
she was chosen and I will definitelybe watching that. Von. Did you
hear about Bumble and like how they'rekind of under fire right now? Why
they did so? Okay, sothey put out this like anti celibacy ad

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campaign. Basically it was this billboard. Yes, they put out this billboard
that read, you know full wella vow of celibacy is not the answer,
and then another one said thou shaltnot give up on dating and become
a nun. So it's like they'retrying to be pro like you can hook

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up, you can have sex,you can do all of this stuff.
But then at the same time theywere basically like anti celibacy and for people
who believe in that, and I'msure there's plenty of people on Bumble who
go on it and are like Iam celibate, I'm waiting till this time,
or I'm waiting till marriage. Soit was not as inclusive it was.
It wasn't inclusive is what it comesdown to. Why does Bumble have

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like like a rule on that,Like, why does is Bumble specifically only
for hookups? No, it's notat all. I think it was just
trying to be hip with the timeof like hookup culture. So I think
that's why they did it. Andthey had to release an apology because people
were like, are you serious?So they said, Bumble has stood up
for women and their right to fullyexercise personal choice. We didn't live up
to these values with this campaign,and we apologized for the harm it caused.

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And I mean, like, whatever, there's no secret I'm not celibate,
but I think that that was whatYeah, I know you didn't know
that. Well, that would meanyou just never you never have sex,
you're never getting married. Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, let's see,
Vont, I'm gonna have you telleveryone who these people are again because
we Von found this audio club ofdifferent singers and what they would sound like

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if they were falling down the stairs, and it is hilarious. But Vont,
do you want to kick it offof who is first? These are
all I guess AI made this ormaybe somebody edited it. We're gonna kick
it off with Michael Jackson. There'sDavid Lee, rang whoa Johnny Cash,

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Oh, went down, down down, I feel Elvis Whitney Houston. There's
Tom Petty, yeah, James headFeels and Stephen Tyler. I just feel

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like, you know, the economyis at an all time high right now.
People are dying and somebody just tookthe time out of their day to
edit all these people falling down thestairs. It's what brings them joy.
All these people, if not allare dead, no, well about half
of them are, at least half. I would say, like you just

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what was on your mind that youmade you just do this? That's funny
as that I don't know you.Vant is only twenty two, so he
might not know this name. Buthave you heard of Ringo before? Yeah?
From the Beatles? Okay, Ijust wanted to double check. Well,
Ringo says that they have to creditwho for all of their Beatles' music.
Let's find out. You know,we always sang Paul to this day.

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It was a Paul who was theworkaholic of our band. We made
a lot more records than John andI would have made. So we'd like
to sit around a little more andthen Paul had Colorai luds and we'd go
in okay. So Ringo says thatPaul, if it wasn't for Paul,
they probably wouldn't have had as muchBeatles music because he was like the workaholic
that was like, all right,let's go, let's get this done,

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whereas him and like John Lennon,we're just sitting back, probably smoking some
weed, just chilling, you know, vibing, not like working as hard.
So that's interesting to hear. Andthen also Tom Brady admits something that
he's not happy about after being roasted. I love when the jokes were about
me. I thought they were sofun. I didn't like the way that
affected my kids. So it's thehardest part about like the bittersweet aspect of

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when you do something that you thinkis one way and then all of a
sudden you realize I wouldn't do thatagain. So I feel I do feel
bad for his kids because I'm surethat like their friends and everyone at school
is kind of like making fun ofall the jokes that had happened, and
they get really vicious obviously at roast. So there's just like a lot of
very unfiltered things being said about TomBrady, and I'm sure his kids are

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just like facing that then in theirlike personal life now versus just being like,
oh, people made jokes about mydad. No, it's like more
than that. I just feel like, you know what you signed up for.
Maybe you didn't know how crazy theroast were going to get, but
you knew that it was a roastwith comedians. You've seen people do these
roasts before. So like I'm notsaying, like, you know, God
bless the kids, and I hopethat like it doesn't take a mental toll

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on them, Yeah, but tobe sitting here complaining, like what it
really affected them? Well, thenwhy did you choose to do it?
Tom? You're Tom Brady, damnit. You're right us his decision in
the end, and he probably shouldhave known ahead of time. But I
do feel bad for his kids becausethey shouldn't be part Like they shouldn't be
collateral damage when their dad is beingroasted, you know what I mean?
Yeah? I agree. All right, Well that's gonna be it for Dave's
ert today. Coming up, wellnot for today, we'll do another one

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next hour, but coming up nextwe are going to talk about things that
you have memorized, So just randomthings that you memorize, probably in your
childhood, that still to this dayyou can repeat. So for me,
mine's something from a random movie thatI think I've only seen a couple times,
but I remember I memorized it whenI did watch it when I was
younger, and I still haven't memorizedtoday. So we'll do that next.

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