8 AM Hour - What Dave Found In His House!?

Dave came home to a huge surprise yesterday. More Taylor Swift Verified Fans announced and we talk "frunks" in Dave's Dirt.

Episode Transcript

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Twin Cities number one hit music station. That is at throw back because we're
giving away Nelly and Janet Jackson tickets. We got more coming up later this
hour. Biggest thing this hour,though, is the Taylor Swift Verified Fan
thing, which is coming up atA twenty. If you sign up,
you're good your gold and you signup for the Paris trip, you're good
to go. But you gotta doone more thing. Listen to the radio,

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either on the regular radio or onthe iHeartRadio app and hear your name.
At a twenty, you hear yourname, you call back, you
win that marbled vinyl disc from Taylor, and then you're in the drawing for
the trip to Indianapolis, which Indianapolisis a pretty cool city, but you're
not there to see the sites ofIndy. You're there to go to the
Taylor Swift concert, maybe grab alittle dinner, whatever you want to do.

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But we'll get that for you comingup at eight twenty. B here
for it. Because we are theTwin Cities number one hit music station.
We dug up, well, weneed to dig it up. It was
everywhere post Malone and Morgan walling ata brand new song came out at midnight
last night. One of the firstradio stations in the country to play it
is KATIEWB. Is called had SomeHelp, Post Malone, Morgan walland new

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music on KDWB. That is brandnew music. I mean literally brand new,
not even twenty four hours old.Came out of midnight last night.
So it is Post Malone and MorganWallan and it's called had Some Help.
I like it. But the firsttime I heard it, I thought it
said had some Milk. Yeah,and now that's all I'm gonna hears had

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some Milk, And I thought,well, that's a catchy title for a
song. I did hear it likeit was the beginning, but then I
started hearing the help parts. Ohwell, don't get people confused. I
don't. I know. It isKATIEWB with a boatload of stuff going on
right now. First of all,ten minutes out from the Taylor Swift next

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drawing for the trip to see hereras tour the final stop of the North
American tour in Indianapolis in November.And I know it's so in November,
but in November you're gonna be goingwhat if I got to look forward to
Thanksgiving? Is great, but theTaylor Swift concert Trump's Thanksgiving. It really
will. So we're gonna get thosetickets. But you do have to be

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here at a twenty to hear yourname. You know how it works.
If you hear your name, youcall us at six five, one nine
eight nine KWB. But I'm notdone yet. Now I'm gonna switch gears
to winning cash. Okay, there'sa way to win cash on KWB,
and that's by entering the keyword onKDWB dot com. Bank is the keyword
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Want to help you win one thousanddollars. Just enter this nationwide keyword on
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Get one of the lily pads forthe lake this summer. That's what
you add, lily pads. Ormaybe you need some sort of a I
don't know, a brand new allweather picnic table. What about an electric

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bike? Oh that's a lot.That's a lazy idea shoose. You can
choose if you want a pedal oryou can just let it pedal for you.
Can I see, can I tellyou what as a cranky old guy,
I see like fourteen year old boysand girls on a on an electric
bike, and I'm like, you, lazy little son of a bee.
Learn to pedal your bike like Idid when I was a kid. Like

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no wonder, you're like fat lazylaying around all over your ass and you're
fat and lazy because you're riding awhat bond? You know who has an
electric bike? That you know whocult fat lazy dimples all over it.
I didn't know his bike was electric. I knew he biked into work.
I want to say, road,there's a difference. Well, now I
understand that. Well, I wantto say it's electric. It probably okay,

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whatever you want to do, FatHarry Dimples said, Fat Harry dimplely
asked, because you're fat. That'sa that's the state fair shirt for this.
All right, I'm not far behindyou. What am I going to
say? Go online KDW dot com, enter the keyword bank saing, buy
your electric electric bike. We'll beback with that Taylor Swift name next on

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kd WB cree kt w B.However, here we go with this hour's
winning name for the Taylor's Swift Tripto see the final stop of her era's

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tour. I got the name righthere, and I will give you ten
minutes and thirteen seconds to call meback if you hear your name. If
you don't hear your name, don'tpanic. We'll do it again next hour
at nine to twenty, and thenagain all day. This hour's name Nick,
and I'll write to name your name. Kendall Madison, Kendall Madison.

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Call me now six five one nineeight nine KDWB. The timer is running
on you. Kendall Madison. Whata cool name. You could turn that
name around and make a word toboth ways. Madison Kendall would also work.
That's Kendall Madison. Yeah, callme now six five one nine eight
nine KDWDB. They're in beautiful ElkRiver, Minnesota, and it's beautiful up

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there. I use called the ElectricCity. I think that's their their nickname.
But are not. I'm not exactlysure. Yeah, call us to
win your spot and the marbled vinyldisc from Taylor, and we'll do it
again next hour. If you arenot Kendall Madison shout out to Mounds View
and Irondale's speech team on their wayto Nationals today. From Coach Bailey.

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Yes, that coach Bailey. Sothat's got a cool Jenny's also got something
that she wants to talk about.Yeah, so coming up this Saturday.
Once a month, I do Jenny'sfit cloub where we go work out together.
It's a free class. You justhave to sign up. I mean
there are limited spots, but we'redoing it this Saturday at twelve forty five
pm. It's at a gym calledFlight in Saint Louis Park. It's it's

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like fifty percent Staermaster, fifty percentstrength training on the floor. But it's
a really fun class. I lovegoing there and we have a great time.
We get our work out in andif you want to sign up,
you can just go to my Instagramat Jenny KTWB in my Instagram stories.
It's linked right there. Otherwise Daveryanshow dot com slash Jenny There's also the

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sign up is right there as well. So it's free. It is completely
free. Yeah that was my bigquestion. Yeah, no, no,
no, it's completely free, justsomething fun for us to get together and
do once a month. So yougot to sign up. Like I said,
there's limited spots, but I dostart a wait list because some people,
you know, they drop out,like last minute and stuff. So
I start a wait list even ifwe have all the spots filled, and
there's a good chance you might stillget in even if you're on the wait

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list. Okay, good luck.I love that, But go sign up
on just look for the link onJenny's instagram, Jenny KDWB. Can I
tell you a story while I'm sittinghere waiting for the Taylor Swift call that
she call in. You don't haveto wait much longer. They're on right
now. I'm pretty sure. Hellothere, KATIEWB. Who's calling? Please?

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This is Kendall Madison Madison from ElkRiver, Minnesota. Yes it is.
Oh my gosh, you are qualified. You did it, Kendall,
you called in. You got themarbled Vinyl disc. But that's nice.
But you're in the drawing to seeher in Indy. Have you seen the
eras to her? I have not, and I'm so excited. Oh my
god. Well you know what Iget it. I understand the drawings in

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a couple of weeks. I don'tknow the exact date. Maybe Jenny does.
I don't know. In a fewweeks, but Kendall, you're one
of a handful of people in thedrawing to go to Indy for the Taylor
Swift thing and if nothing else,you get the Taylor Swift marbled Vinyl disc.
All right, Kendall, awesome,I am so excited for this.
What are you doing today, Kendall? Just at work? Do you know
you have two first names that areboth very cool? You could be Kendall

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Madison or Madison Kendall. Do youknow that? Yes? I do.
I get called Madison all the time. I like that. Kendall Madison.
Good job. I'm gonna play alittle Taylor Swift for you. We'll do
it again next hour. If youdidn't win, that's okay. Be here
coming up at nine twenty. I'mgoing to write your name in the drawing
for next a couple of weeks whenwe do the Taylor Swift drawing for the
trip to Indy for the final stopof her Eras tour. If you've not

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signed up, you got to dothat. It's easy to do, and
then you got to listen to theradio for your name. Next hour.
We'll do it again at nine twentyon katiwb on. You can't make this
stuff up. I'm going to tellyou is something that I found in my
house when I got home yesterday.If you want to preview, go to
my Instagram Dave Ryan KATIWB. Thiswas a shock to find this in my

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house yesterday. I want to presentedby White Bear Mitsubci dot com. Hey,
by the way, we're on webcamsright now, if you want to
check us out online. More andmore people are watching online. I guess
you just kind of stare into yourphone and watching Jenny and Dave and vond
do our thing on YouTube KADIWB oneoh one three or on Facebook live the

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Dave Ryan in the Morning Show tomorrow. I know it's going to be at
a different time, but tomorrow atseven o'clock, we're doing a mom and
daughter reunion for Mother's Day. Momhas been she's been battling breast cancer.
They haven't seen each other, andit sounds like well over a year,
maybe close to two years, becauseyou know, life just gets in the

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way and they haven't been able to. So we're flying Mom up this afternoon
and they're gonna meet on the radiotomorrow morning. Get home from work yesterday
I walk in and I got yelledat by Rich I already felt like,
you know, like life is notgoing good. I walk in there's a
you ready for this, a birdinside my house. Well, a bird,

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Susan is a fresh air kind ofa person. And we took the
screens off the windows to have themcleaned last summer, and we never put
them back on. So she cranksopen the window. I mean probably eight
inches or something like that, okay, not too wide. Never even thought
that a bird would come in.And there's a chickadee, which is the

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little black and white bird about thesize of a candy bar that's like flying
around the house. And I'm like, oh my god. So I got
VIDI because of course, you know, the first thing anything that happens in
your life, you grab your phoneright to get it on video, or
it didn't happen absolutely, So I'mgetting it on video, and I'm like
chasing it around the house and I'mtrying not to chase it to scary because

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the poor thing. And I'm justlike a little creature lover, you know
what I mean. I just lovelittle creatures. And it was scared and
he was chirping, he was doingthe little chicken d D sald that he
makes. And then Finally he hitsthe kitchen window hard enough boom that he

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fell on the floor, knocked hisown self out and knocked his own cell.
And so I go up to him. And I grew up on a
chicken farm, so my instinct was, you pick up chickens by the feet,
okay, so you think you dothe same for a bird. That's
what I did. I picked upthe chicken by the little chickadee by his
little legs, and I kind of, you know, like you know,

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supported him with my fingers, andI took him out and I set him
on the grass, and he was, Oh god, it was so sad,
you guys. His little brown chickadeeeyes were blinking. And I was
thinking, this little thing, hisheart's got to be, you know,
in a million miles an hour.He is so scared. A big ginormous
creature is touching him and he can'teven move, and his little eyes are

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blink blink, blink blink. Yousee the video on Dave Ryan showed Dave
Brian Katy would be that part inthe video where I saw the bearing in
his little brown eyes, little chickadeeeyes or blink blink, blink blink,
and I thought, oh, andso I sat him down and I propped
him up, and I left.I came back a half an hour later
he was gone. I was goingto ask how bad did he hit himself
or like run into the wall,that he was just like not moving.

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I think the thing is vane.He he did it several times, and
finally the last one was just toomuch. Like if I were to slug
you in your face, like threetimes, the first three times might not
put you down, but the fourthtime might be the one. You want
to try it maybe later, Okay, maybe later. So he it was
so sad. He's on the floorand it's like that's the last place he

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wants to be, and he's stunned. But apparently he was not dead.
And I've said, oh, Ihope he doesn't die. Are you watching
right now? I am watching it. It's making me very cat I imagine
this bird flying around your house,like you know how in grocery stores sometimes
there's birds that just can't come inbecause the doors are like automatic. That's
what I imagine the birds is thinkingyour houses. And he kept flying towards
the windows, and windows killed millionsof birds. Windows and cats kill millions

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of birds every year we have.It's seriously a problem. We've got a
sun room and so three of thefour walls are all windows and we sit
in it all the time and birdsrun into those windows constantly all the time.
Yeah, anyway, I think thebird made it. Of course,
there are people who were texting andsaying, I bet somebody came along and

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ate it. Can I tell youwhat else happened in the backyard. Not
somebody but a creature. Okay,okay, So Susan, my wife is
in the backyard. We got apond in the backyard, and she's filling
up the pond with water. Youknow what it was? No coyotes.

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Oh, no, coyotes. Wegot coyotes in chan happen and we kind
of back up to like a woodedravine, and I've seen coyotes out there.
Coyotes are actually a problem in Minnesotabecause they're breeding uncontrollably, because they're
horny, they are always hooking up. And so there were coyotes. And

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so the garden hose is still layingin the exact spot where she dropped it
the other day because she heard coyotes. Yeah, Josie is a little dog.
Do you watch it when we don'tlet her go out back. We
don't let her go back. Weonly let Josie go out front. But
how big is your yard? Standardstandard, not giant, not small,

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not like acres of lane, richlike Rich's backyard, nothing like Richie Rich's
backyard, really nice backyard anyway.So that is you can't make stuff up.
Brought to you by White Bear mitzubisdot com. We'll do Dave start
coming up, I get some details, an update on the Astroworld trial with
Travis Scott will cover that in amoment, and also an apology for what

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was said at that Tom Brady roastthe other night, which if you haven't
watched it, you gotta watch it. It is so uncomfortably deliciously good.
You gotta hear it. And we'lltalk about that coming up, and astro
World next. Dave start, KATWBand some you don't Dave's dirt. I'm
Kati w B. Well, wedo have some that you do and some

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that you don't. Spot to youby Nikolay Law Offices. Let's talk about
a woman who tries to turn inmarijuana she found to the police, and
the police actually turn her away.He told me that it would be hours
before an officer came out and askedif I could bring it down to the
station. Then I told him Ihave a trunk full of trucks in my

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car outside the police station. Whythat wasn't concerning to them, I don't
know. When it comes to drugsand children, that needs to be taken
very seriously. Yeah, take itseriously. She literally was at the police
station and they turned her round apparently. So yeah, very very strange.
Reminds me Carson was at a boyscout trip in the Florida Keys. They

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saw something floating that looked like asleeping bag. They paddle over to it
in their canoes. Turned out itwas a big old bag of weed,
like a giant sleeping bag sized bagof weed. They called the coast guard.
The coast guard came by and said, you did the right thing by
not touching it, because somebody islooking for that bail of weed. And
the coast guard was very grateful andtold the scouts where the best fishing spots
were any scene. So that waskind of cute. And fuck, why

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did Florida Georgia line broke up?Breakup? If you care here's your answer.
He was adamant, like, no, now's my time. I really
need to do this for myself.And I'm like, hey, whatever you
need to do, bro, Likewhat do you want from me? I
just want support. So I'm like, all right, you got it,
bro, Like we've had an incredibleride. This is where it's gonna go.
Like maybe it'll bring us back togetherand we can have a reunion tour

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or whatever. He definitely initiated thewhole thing from the beginning. And it
kind of when I say, calledme off guard. It wasn't that we
had never mentioned it before. It'sjust one of those things. But I
didn't think then. I didn't thinkit was gonna happen then, you know
what I mean. I think whenthe band breaks up, one person is
such an a hole that the otherperson just cannot tolerate them anymore. And
I think that's kind of what happens, like when Okay, i'll give you
a classic example, Van Halen brokeup because David Lee Roth was such an

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a hole and they couldn't take himanymore. So they said, I know
it affects us, but then theygot better after he left. So sometimes
they're just such an a hole thatyou just can't take him anymore. Uh.
Nicky Glazer talks about tom Brady's divorcejokes and apologizes to just sell Nicki
Glazer was the funniest part of theroast, and here she is talking about
the joke. I feel like she'sthe grost signeye just might exist, say

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my whole life she is, soI found my whole life like she had
a coming, but not really.I didn't go hard on hermullife. I
love her so much so it wasa risk, but I hope she will
forget me something because I absolutely loveher. The roast is about three hours
long, Jenny. I watched allof it, except there was the one
woman, and I don't know shewas the one. She's a black woman
with short hair, and she wasnot funny. And then they had Tiffany

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Hattish, no, no, notTimny Hattish and she's a comic, but
I didn't find her funny, soI fast forwarded through that. I fast
forwarded through Bill Belichick because he wasuncomfortably bad. And then Ron Burgundy Will
Ferrell came out to Rose tom Bradyand I thought, oh, this is
going to be good, and itwas so bad. I had to fast
forward through that too, and Iwas disappointed because I think Ron Burgundy used

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to be funny, but he's notfunny anymore. And I honestly think that
Will Ferrell was trying to improve hislines, which I mean, he's obviously
been doing comedy for a very longtime, so he probably thought he could
do that. But did you everhear the Ron Burgundy podcast on iHeart Radio.
I heard the commercials for it.It was bad all the time.
Well, that was one of thelaunches of podcast on iHeart Radio about four

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or five years ago, and weplayed the Ron Burgundy podcast ads all the
time and I'm like, oh,that's going to be hysterical, and it
was. It was so clear thathe did no preparation at all and he
would just add lib and oh itwas bad. Yeah, it was bad.
I do want to watch the Roast, though I haven't had it second
too, but I plan on watchingits weekend. It's seriously, so uncomfortably

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god awfully mean, but it's alsofunny. Jelly Roll did a five K
me and burg got really emotion atthe finish line. Whenever I started doing
this, I couldn't walk a moundwhen I started trying to do this back
in January. So the fact thatwe got three three point whatever it was
done today, I feel really reallygood about it. I left here feeling
really motivated. Tom Sandoval insults hisex Rachel and says that she's well,

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here's the clip looking back. Ithink she's a cowered like I'm sorry to
say it, and I think hersitting here preaching everybody that she's moving on
but still talking relentlessly about me andeverybody is just ridiculous. Okay, well,
you also like ruined your relationship withher, so I think she's allowed
to say whatever she wants. Well, he's the one who cheated with like

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one of their friends. Is thisthe day that we have planned? When
Vont explains the beef between Drake andKendrick Lamar, I didn't have that set
for today, but if Vont wantsto get into it, I think we
should save it because there's rumors thatan EP from Drake might come out tonight
with even more distracts on it.There's so many developments it seems so silly.

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It'd be like, I don't know, Billie Eilish getting in the feud
with Taylor swift. The way Ilike to look at it is the Tick
fil A and Popeye's. Remember whenthe chicken sandwich beef was a thing.
Everybody was going crazy over chicken sandwichesa couple of years ago. That's how
I see it, and that's howI want to explain it. But I
gotta wait for this EP to droptoday before I can give any more details
because it might get spicier quite ifwe're talking chickens. Say was and now

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I want a chicken sandwich? Thatsad sounds really good? Okay, Sam
Jay, I'm looking getting comments onthe Tom Brady roast. Sam Jay says
she was. This text says shewas not funny and Kim Kardashian should have
sat this one out too. BenAffleck was terrible, Yes he was.
But I'm gonna tell you the roastis worth watching because it was so and

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Tom Brady did good, you know, all right, His jokes were delivery
obviously someone probably wrote them for him. You know who is yeah, of
course, you know who is uncomfortableto watch was Gronk. Gronkowski. He
is just he is a big meatheadand he plays that up. But he
also there's just some people that shouldn'tdo comedy myself included, like, hey,

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shut up and read the dirt.Play another audio clip. Okay,
here's an idiot that owns a Tesla. They apparently stuck their finger in some
part of the electric part of thetesla, and here they are. I'm
going to put my finger against thecyber truck and see if it crushes my
finger. First, I'm going totest it out with this stick, and
hopefully my finger doesn't break like that. Let's find out we're closing the cyber

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truck. Might I put my fingerright here? Oh, I see what
he's doing. He's not sticking inthe electric part. He's putting it in
the trunk to see whether the trunkwill close on his fingers. Continue and
see what happens. Ready, Ohmy god, I can't even move my
finger right now. I might haveactually broken it. We can officially say

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that the sticking body parts inside ofthe tesla's front end that. Wow,
I don't even know what you say. I don't even know either. People
just do the dumbest ish what togood views front trunk? Front trunk?
Oh? Oh seriously, yeah,I never knew that. I mean,
I would assume that's what that means, because tesla's I don't know. It

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depends on what kind of tesla youhave. It's so stupid, he said
at the beginning, to see ifit crushes it. Yes, you know
the stuff that people will do forviews. I will say, like I've
had the inst not the instinct maybe, but like I've thought. You know
how they have those cars that theysay will stop before you get in the
crash. I'm always curious to see, if I try to get in the
crash right now, will this carjust like the brakes just immediately start.

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I want you to try, andI want you to head for a pillar
in the parking. No, Idon't have one of those cars, so
I necessarily can't. Oh you're poor, ye, try not to do that.
That's here's what Jesus had to you. When you're like driving along and
all of a sudden you're not quiteyou know, you're looking at a billboard
or something, and then all ofa sudden your car decides it's gonna slam
on its brakes for you. Thered light blinky comes on and goes Beppepep

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like, hey, dummy, doesyour car do that? Mine does that?
Mine does that with cruise control.Yeah, let's do it with your
car. Well, it does,but it's different than what I think you're
describing. This is just like itkind of slows your car down. It
doesn't immediately really well, does thatimmediately stop? I don't really know.
I guess we probably wait to findout. I sound like the idiot that

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we just played doing in this Franktrick with his tips, so with his
finger ow. This is a sweetstory barista's. Barista's kindness led to a
big old tip from a grateful customer. I decided that I was going to
buy the urn that I have beenlooking at and bring my mom home for
Mother's Day, and I had noidea how I was going to afford it.

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What the two hundred dollars you putin that note today allows me to
spend Mother's Day with my mom.Oh my gosh, that is very sweet.
That is the dirt on Katie WBbrought to you by Nicolay Law twenty
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Let's do it again at nine totwenty and tickets for Nelly and Janet
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let's do it really quick. Idon't want to shoehorn them in here,
but it's a big deal. NellyJanet Jackson coming to the Excel Energy.
We got the show for you onIt is June eighteenth, and I'm gonna
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If you want to go see Nellyor take mom to see Nellie and
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