May 8, 2024 • 6 mins
iHeart corporate sent down a bunch of researched phrases for us to include on the morning show. When Dave calls our boss Rich, Rich isn't happy about how Dave has been acting about it.
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(00:00):
We're getting some feedback on these linesthat I'm supposed to read. If you
didn't hear the story. This camedown yesterday, and I find it kind
of funny because it's so dumb,and sometimes you've got to believe and you
got to fight back and push backa little bit. And I've just had
it. I've had it. I'vehad it. Rise and Shine with a
Dave Ryan Show, your daily doseof sunshine and good vibes to kickstart your
(00:21):
day. And these came down fromcorporate. I think I think you reached
something email of the weekends. Itmust have done something last week with the
research and stuff, and so theysay, these are the things that seem
to get people to want to listento your show more. Joe and is
on the Dave Ryan Show for adaily dose of positivity, laughter and all
the hits to get your day offto a great start. No, which
is, well, the thing is, it's true, you just wouldn't say
(00:44):
it, you know what I mean? Positivity, laughter and all the hits
get your day off to a greatstart. True, it just feels kind
of corny. We have some suggestions. So somebody texted in and said,
maybe if you tried these new slogansin that old radio voice of yours where
you kind of like you were likeover the top when you're a little bit
younger, Can you try that likeover the Tom R. Yeah, it's
(01:04):
Sunday nine is seven seven, Sothen you do it right. Rich said,
you have to say these those arethe slogans for the Jenny Morning Zoo.
Start your day with the right,start you day on the right and
over the Dave Ryan Show, wherewe're serving up a buffet of feel good
tunes in hilarious antics now hits news. Tune into the Dave Ryan Show for
the perfect blend of music, humorand good vibes to set the tone for
(01:26):
your day. These just feel likethey whoever Bob Pittman or whoever tested them
on a like a group of middleschool like right down a phrase that you
text your friends often good vibes orlike hit tunes, and then they just
put them in a like an AIword jumbler. I'm impressed with you because
you are a newbie in this business, and you're a newbie on this show,
(01:46):
and you are being Jenny over hereis like towing the company line and
being She's the kind of woman whowould wear the iHeart button on a dress
apartment. You know what I mean? You get that little La pel pen
over here. I have to keepin good graces with this because I never
know what's gonna be my last name. I'm calling Rich right now again his
(02:10):
six mile running does every day orhowever many miles. Give out his email
and if you don't like the lines, then you send Rich Davis at Katie
WB Doctor Rich, I am onthe other line or away from my dad,
and I'll call you back. Recordyours at the tone. When you
are finished, hang up or presstown for more options. Hey, Rich,
(02:31):
I just want to say, startyour day on the right note with
the Dave Ryan Show serving up abuffet of feel good tunes and hilarious antics.
Goodbye. You called his desk.Yeah, that's what that was.
I don't want to cut you offin office. You're right to say it
sounded really professional. One second.You're right, God tell them that these
are stupid mobile. Here we go, all right, here it comes Rich.
(02:55):
Deal with the voice again. Somebodysays his slogans are way too Hello,
Hey, what are you doing?I'm on the treadmill your show and
I'm a little frustrated by the wholething. Why well, and I don't
I hate it when you put meon the radio. So we have these
conversations so everybody to hear them.But you know as well as I know
(03:16):
that when we get a directive fromresearch that we've conducted, that we've spent
money on, and they ask youto read those slugans on the air,
and I ask you to do it, I'm not asking you to do it
like joking. I'm not asking youto ask listeners whether they like them.
I don't care together a long time. I don't ask you to do very
(03:46):
many things. Well, this justgot real awkward, real fast. This
is a first. It was actuallyspeechless for what I I want you to
do them as instructed, and youand I can talk about this after the
show. Thee yes, sir,get back to your run. Rich he's
(04:09):
mad, oh man, I don'tknow I've ever heard him so mad before.
I mean I have, I'm notlive on the radio. So that
was hard. Well, I'm mad. I thought he liked it when I
called him on the radio. Ithink he likes said, but not when
you put him on a spot wherehe's trying to follow in directions from the
company, and then you're making oneof what he is being told to do.
But they're just dumb. Okay,stop it. You're gonna get in
(04:31):
trouble too. You know what.He take the heat on this one,
the one that started it. Youdon't You should be like, yes,
Dave, that is right. Youshould do what the company saying. Yes,
sir, Dave, you should havea heaping helping of good scenes and
positive not helping. I was overhere like that popcorn Jeff of Michael Jackson.
Is that hashtag awkward? Somebody onthe live because we're streaming live on
(04:57):
Facebook and YouTube, somebody said itwas nice knowing you, Dave. That's
been a good run. Yeah.Yeah, get your day off to a
rock and start with the Dave RyanShow where the music is hot, the
jokes are cheesy, and the energyis contagious. Mm hmmm, you gotta
stop it. We should just let'shave just Natalie do them so that they
(05:18):
can just be put in the showand you don't have to worry about it,
and then we'll have like her upbeatvoice, you know what I mean.
Maybe maybe because they were tested onby a woman or tested on women
a woman. Yeah, Natalie shouldsay them. Maybe they'll have more appeal.
That's what it is. Well,how are you this morning? Have
(05:38):
you gotten yelled at by your bossin public yet? Today? Let me
know good vibes on the Dave RyanShow. Hey, listen, you know
what, nothing rattles me, Jenny, I know it seems like nothing.
I was surprised nothing rattles me.Uh. I mean seriously, you could
launch a bunch of fireworks here inthe studio and let a live cobra loose
(05:59):
in the studio, and I'd belike, hey, Von, can you
get a bucket of water and anet and take care of the cobra and
the fireworks all right?
We're getting some feedback on these linesthat I'm supposed to read. If you
didn't hear the story. This camedown yesterday, and I find it kind
of funny because it's so dumb,and sometimes you've got to believe and you
got to fight back and push backa little bit. And I've just had
it. I've had it. I'vehad it. Rise and Shine with a
Dave Ryan Show, your daily doseof sunshine and good vibes to kickstart your
(00:21):
day. And these came down fromcorporate. I think I think you reached
something email of the weekends. Itmust have done something last week with the
research and stuff, and so theysay, these are the things that seem
to get people to want to listento your show more. Joe and is
on the Dave Ryan Show for adaily dose of positivity, laughter and all
the hits to get your day offto a great start. No, which
is, well, the thing is, it's true, you just wouldn't say
(00:44):
it, you know what I mean? Positivity, laughter and all the hits
get your day off to a greatstart. True, it just feels kind
of corny. We have some suggestions. So somebody texted in and said,
maybe if you tried these new slogansin that old radio voice of yours where
you kind of like you were likeover the top when you're a little bit
younger, Can you try that likeover the Tom R. Yeah, it's
(01:04):
Sunday nine is seven seven, Sothen you do it right. Rich said,
you have to say these those arethe slogans for the Jenny Morning Zoo.
Start your day with the right,start you day on the right and
over the Dave Ryan Show, wherewe're serving up a buffet of feel good
tunes in hilarious antics now hits news. Tune into the Dave Ryan Show for
the perfect blend of music, humorand good vibes to set the tone for
(01:26):
your day. These just feel likethey whoever Bob Pittman or whoever tested them
on a like a group of middleschool like right down a phrase that you
text your friends often good vibes orlike hit tunes, and then they just
put them in a like an AIword jumbler. I'm impressed with you because
you are a newbie in this business, and you're a newbie on this show,
(01:46):
and you are being Jenny over hereis like towing the company line and
being She's the kind of woman whowould wear the iHeart button on a dress
apartment. You know what I mean? You get that little La pel pen
over here. I have to keepin good graces with this because I never
know what's gonna be my last name. I'm calling Rich right now again his
(02:10):
six mile running does every day orhowever many miles. Give out his email
and if you don't like the lines, then you send Rich Davis at Katie
WB Doctor Rich, I am onthe other line or away from my dad,
and I'll call you back. Recordyours at the tone. When you
are finished, hang up or presstown for more options. Hey, Rich,
(02:31):
I just want to say, startyour day on the right note with
the Dave Ryan Show serving up abuffet of feel good tunes and hilarious antics.
Goodbye. You called his desk.Yeah, that's what that was.
I don't want to cut you offin office. You're right to say it
sounded really professional. One second.You're right, God tell them that these
are stupid mobile. Here we go, all right, here it comes Rich.
(02:55):
Deal with the voice again. Somebodysays his slogans are way too Hello,
Hey, what are you doing?I'm on the treadmill your show and
I'm a little frustrated by the wholething. Why well, and I don't
I hate it when you put meon the radio. So we have these
conversations so everybody to hear them.But you know as well as I know
(03:16):
that when we get a directive fromresearch that we've conducted, that we've spent
money on, and they ask youto read those slugans on the air,
and I ask you to do it, I'm not asking you to do it
like joking. I'm not asking youto ask listeners whether they like them.
I don't care together a long time. I don't ask you to do very
(03:46):
many things. Well, this justgot real awkward, real fast. This
is a first. It was actuallyspeechless for what I I want you to
do them as instructed, and youand I can talk about this after the
show. Thee yes, sir,get back to your run. Rich he's
(04:09):
mad, oh man, I don'tknow I've ever heard him so mad before.
I mean I have, I'm notlive on the radio. So that
was hard. Well, I'm mad. I thought he liked it when I
called him on the radio. Ithink he likes said, but not when
you put him on a spot wherehe's trying to follow in directions from the
company, and then you're making oneof what he is being told to do.
But they're just dumb. Okay,stop it. You're gonna get in
(04:31):
trouble too. You know what.He take the heat on this one,
the one that started it. Youdon't You should be like, yes,
Dave, that is right. Youshould do what the company saying. Yes,
sir, Dave, you should havea heaping helping of good scenes and
positive not helping. I was overhere like that popcorn Jeff of Michael Jackson.
Is that hashtag awkward? Somebody onthe live because we're streaming live on
(04:57):
Facebook and YouTube, somebody said itwas nice knowing you, Dave. That's
been a good run. Yeah.Yeah, get your day off to a
rock and start with the Dave RyanShow where the music is hot, the
jokes are cheesy, and the energyis contagious. Mm hmmm, you gotta
stop it. We should just let'shave just Natalie do them so that they
(05:18):
can just be put in the showand you don't have to worry about it,
and then we'll have like her upbeatvoice, you know what I mean.
Maybe maybe because they were tested onby a woman or tested on women
a woman. Yeah, Natalie shouldsay them. Maybe they'll have more appeal.
That's what it is. Well,how are you this morning? Have
(05:38):
you gotten yelled at by your bossin public yet? Today? Let me
know good vibes on the Dave RyanShow. Hey, listen, you know
what, nothing rattles me, Jenny, I know it seems like nothing.
I was surprised nothing rattles me.Uh. I mean seriously, you could
launch a bunch of fireworks here inthe studio and let a live cobra loose
(05:59):
in the studio, and I'd belike, hey, Von, can you
get a bucket of water and anet and take care of the cobra and
the fireworks all right?
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