May 11, 2022 • 4 mins
A Jubal Phone Prank is when our listeners set-up a friend or family member to wake up with The Jubal Show, phone prank style. Every retirement party needs a stripper! Today Steven asks Jubal Fresh to prank his cake maker wife Daniella by asking her to have the delivery guy strip, in addition to delivering the cake!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone, Frank
mornings On, that's twenties. It's time for your brand new
phone prank. And every retirement party needs a stripper, right,
I think so? I think so. And Stephen is on
the phone right now because he wants to prank his
girlfriend Daniella. Apparently she has a side job where she
bakes cakes for parties. And Stephen, you deliver the cakes
(00:23):
that she bakes if they're local. Hey guys, yeah, yeah,
I do. Okay, And you said you want to call
her because you are delivering a cake for a retirement
party right now, and you want me to make her
think that they've asked you to strip as well. Yeah, like,
so'll go crazy. I love that. Okay, all right, Well
I'll call her right now. I might need your help
(00:44):
in the phone calls. Just stay close and I might
need your help. Okay, here we go. I'll call her
right now. Hi, I'm looking for Danielle. My name is
Rod Pompeo, and I'm one of the attendants at the
(01:07):
retirement party and we are not happy. Oh my god,
I'm so sorry. Um, is everything okay? Like? Did the
cake make it? There? Yes, the cake made it here,
and the strapping young man that brought the cake is
refusing to take his shirt off. Oh wait, no, no, no,
no, no no no. This is a retirement party for one
(01:27):
of my best friends and they couldn't even get on
the phone right now because they are very upset. They
ordered a cake from you because they thought your cakes
were also cute, and we were assured that also the
person delivering the cake would provide the entertainment, and none
of that has happened. The cake is here. We don't
even know if it's delicious yet because we planned on
eating it off of his chest. So no, no, no,
no, no no, sorry if I don't know who you hired
(01:50):
to strip for this retirement party, but they are not
doing their job. I need something done now. I'm gonna
just put him on the phone. I'm just gonna put
him on the phone. Hold on one second. Okay, Oh okay,
hey babe, babe, are you there? Like what's going on?
Like they think I'm the stripper? Like what did you
(02:12):
tell him? What did I tell them? I didn't say anything,
like they obviously you told him somebody that they're not
letting me leave me take him a stripper now off, No,
give me the phone. Give me that phone. You can't
confuse shirt off. No, you're not taking your give off.
Give me the phone right now. Give me that phone, Stephen,
(02:32):
give me the phone. I want to talk to her.
You stop talking to give me the phone. Help me.
Oh my god, this is Rod again. Have you talked
to your employee yet, because I I don't know if
you heard me. Was just asking him to take off
his shirt, which is what happens when you hire a
stripper for a retirement party and he's still not doing it.
He's not. He's so sorry you got confused. He's not
(02:54):
a stripper though. Yes he is delivering locally, like got
the cake, got the can cake, got the cake? Need
the cheeks? Oh no, no, no, I'm sorry. You won't
be getting any tease. I'm really sorry. I apologize. I
don't know where the case came. Excuse me, but okay,
how long have you been baking, dear? How long have
you had your little business? Um for a while now? Like,
(03:15):
I'm sorry, but like, please don't be rude with me,
Like I don't want to have to, you know, like
be rude back? Why do you what do you ask okay, Well,
the standard needs at a retirement party is a cake
and a stripper. You should know that. So I don't
even know why you would bother sending a cake without
the dancer. This guy says he can't even dance. Steven
is his name. Um, yeah, yeah, that's my boyfriend, and
(03:38):
I'm sorry. That's a little spirit. There's no retirement parties
with the strippers. Are you telling me that you sent
your boyfriend to strip at this retirement party? That's weird.
I asked for a single stripper. That is weird that
you would send your boyfriend to do that. I don't
support that. He is not stripping here, no Surrey, I'm sorry,
we're just taking the cake. Um, oh my god, I
(03:58):
don't even know what's going on anymore. I'll tell you
what's going on. Your boyfriend, Stephen is still on the phone,
and this is the Jewel Show and he wanted to
do a phone brank on you. My name's Jubilee Minivan.
I'm Christian Graycenow, and Stephen Stephen he's still there. Yeah,
Oh my god. I'm like sweating bullets over here. You
(04:20):
think you're sweating bullets. I am too. I've been waiting
forever for Stephen to take off a shirt. I almost
thought I would have to give him up and let
him be a supper for the day. The Jewil Show
on Demand
The Jubil Show on demand. It's another Jubil phone, Frank
mornings On, that's twenties. It's time for your brand new
phone prank. And every retirement party needs a stripper, right,
I think so? I think so. And Stephen is on
the phone right now because he wants to prank his
girlfriend Daniella. Apparently she has a side job where she
bakes cakes for parties. And Stephen, you deliver the cakes
(00:23):
that she bakes if they're local. Hey guys, yeah, yeah,
I do. Okay, And you said you want to call
her because you are delivering a cake for a retirement
party right now, and you want me to make her
think that they've asked you to strip as well. Yeah, like,
so'll go crazy. I love that. Okay, all right, Well
I'll call her right now. I might need your help
(00:44):
in the phone calls. Just stay close and I might
need your help. Okay, here we go. I'll call her
right now. Hi, I'm looking for Danielle. My name is
Rod Pompeo, and I'm one of the attendants at the
(01:07):
retirement party and we are not happy. Oh my god,
I'm so sorry. Um, is everything okay? Like? Did the
cake make it? There? Yes, the cake made it here,
and the strapping young man that brought the cake is
refusing to take his shirt off. Oh wait, no, no, no,
no, no no no. This is a retirement party for one
(01:27):
of my best friends and they couldn't even get on
the phone right now because they are very upset. They
ordered a cake from you because they thought your cakes
were also cute, and we were assured that also the
person delivering the cake would provide the entertainment, and none
of that has happened. The cake is here. We don't
even know if it's delicious yet because we planned on
eating it off of his chest. So no, no, no,
no, no no, sorry if I don't know who you hired
(01:50):
to strip for this retirement party, but they are not
doing their job. I need something done now. I'm gonna
just put him on the phone. I'm just gonna put
him on the phone. Hold on one second. Okay, Oh okay,
hey babe, babe, are you there? Like what's going on?
Like they think I'm the stripper? Like what did you
(02:12):
tell him? What did I tell them? I didn't say anything,
like they obviously you told him somebody that they're not
letting me leave me take him a stripper now off, No,
give me the phone. Give me that phone. You can't
confuse shirt off. No, you're not taking your give off.
Give me the phone right now. Give me that phone, Stephen,
(02:32):
give me the phone. I want to talk to her.
You stop talking to give me the phone. Help me.
Oh my god, this is Rod again. Have you talked
to your employee yet, because I I don't know if
you heard me. Was just asking him to take off
his shirt, which is what happens when you hire a
stripper for a retirement party and he's still not doing it.
He's not. He's so sorry you got confused. He's not
(02:54):
a stripper though. Yes he is delivering locally, like got
the cake, got the can cake, got the cake? Need
the cheeks? Oh no, no, no, I'm sorry. You won't
be getting any tease. I'm really sorry. I apologize. I
don't know where the case came. Excuse me, but okay,
how long have you been baking, dear? How long have
you had your little business? Um for a while now? Like,
(03:15):
I'm sorry, but like, please don't be rude with me,
Like I don't want to have to, you know, like
be rude back? Why do you what do you ask okay, Well,
the standard needs at a retirement party is a cake
and a stripper. You should know that. So I don't
even know why you would bother sending a cake without
the dancer. This guy says he can't even dance. Steven
is his name. Um, yeah, yeah, that's my boyfriend, and
(03:38):
I'm sorry. That's a little spirit. There's no retirement parties
with the strippers. Are you telling me that you sent
your boyfriend to strip at this retirement party? That's weird.
I asked for a single stripper. That is weird that
you would send your boyfriend to do that. I don't
support that. He is not stripping here, no Surrey, I'm sorry,
we're just taking the cake. Um, oh my god, I
(03:58):
don't even know what's going on anymore. I'll tell you
what's going on. Your boyfriend, Stephen is still on the phone,
and this is the Jewel Show and he wanted to
do a phone brank on you. My name's Jubilee Minivan.
I'm Christian Graycenow, and Stephen Stephen he's still there. Yeah,
Oh my god. I'm like sweating bullets over here. You
(04:20):
think you're sweating bullets. I am too. I've been waiting
forever for Stephen to take off a shirt. I almost
thought I would have to give him up and let
him be a supper for the day. The Jewil Show
on Demand
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