May 13, 2024 • 4 mins
➡︎ Jubal Phone Pranks on The Jubal Show
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's another jewbile phone frame today Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Hi, this is Pe Deakins, the assistant to the
principal here at Elementary. I'm looking for Danny's father.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, this is Jim.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hi, William, how are you. I don't know if you
heard me or not, but my name is Pe Deakins,
assistant to the principal here at Elementary, and I needed
to call you today regarding your fourth grade son, Danny.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Is everything again?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well, no, Danny is currently sitting across from me in
the principal's office and we have a bit of an
issue that I need to call you about today. I
was assuming you know what it is.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I have no idea what's going on.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, we had book reports due today in his class,
and your son, Danny brought in a book report today
on a book called Wall Banger, not necessarily appropriate for
fourth graders. If you know what book that is.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I think I have an idea about it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It's a romance novel worth all sorts of sexy time
things happening.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, my wife red clothes.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Mm hmm. Okay, so you're gonna go ahead and pass
the blame onto the wife and not take responsibility for it.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Okay, I'm not sure I appreciate.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
That ton of boys, But well, I would appreciate some
honest wife books.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
And I'm sure he just like God the bookshelf.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Your son is a fourth grader who brought in a
romance novel. That's a book report, and I would appreciate
some honesty from you. We try to teach all our
kids here at the school to be honest and own
up to their mistakes.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
So yeah, I try to teach my kids the same thing.
Thanks very much.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, great, and let's lead by example.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I am leading by example. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Say so, you're admitting that this book is yours.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
No, I'm not. I'm telling you the truth like I
tell my kid the truth. Now tell me the truth
and tell me what happens. Now.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well, when Danny, your son came to the office, I
demanded that I see the book, and I read it
and I said, where did you get this smut? Danny?
That's right, I called smut again, Danny. He's sitting across
from me and he said his pop off. So you
want to be honest with me about what you read there?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
William, First of all, this is incorrect. It is not
my books. These are books my wife reads. Second, even
if they were my books, why would this dandy business
of yours? Well, the bird, You still haven't answered my question.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Okay, Danny, I'm going to ask you to leave the
room now sitting in the lobby, so I'm your son,
is leaving the room so I can have a very
candid conversation with you. Okay, all right, door, the door
is closed. And I have to tell you that I
don't appreciate this book coming into our schools because I
had to read a little bit of it because of
the situation. And I'm in trouble with my boss.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Now bummer for you. Yes, I don't really understand why
you're in trouble.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, okay, imagine my boss's reaction when I start reading
this book and it is just as hot as I
thought it would be and he walks in and I'm naked,
and so yeah, I don't cate it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
What the did I just hear? I'm sorry, I need
your name.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Again, Okay, sure, I'll give it to you. Pete Eakins.
And I'm the assistant to the principle here, and.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You're the assistant to the principal principle.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm the assistant to the principle.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yes, so you're not even in charge of this aspect
of the scholastic program. What you're in charge of like
the principal schedule, and you're just going off on yourself
with a romance novel.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Tank That did not happen. Okay, I we just took
my shirt off because I was getting a little hot.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You took your shirt off like at a school. I'm sorry,
I'm over this conversation. I'm hanging up on you now.
I'm gonna go find out what the number of the
superintendent is and you're done. Dude, I don't know what
the this streaky is, but this is not gonna fly.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Well, then I'm gonna let you know that this is
actually a prank phone call and your wife set you up.
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you, and your wife set you up
for it. You seriously, Yeah, she said that you give
her crap all the time for reading romance, and I
was I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Wow. I guess I feel better now that I know
this isn't a real assistant to the regional District manager
or whatever. Wake up every morning with jubile phone. Franks
It's another jewbile phone frame today Mornings on the twenties.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Hello, Hi, this is Pe Deakins, the assistant to the
principal here at Elementary. I'm looking for Danny's father.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, this is Jim.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Hi, William, how are you. I don't know if you
heard me or not, but my name is Pe Deakins,
assistant to the principal here at Elementary, and I needed
to call you today regarding your fourth grade son, Danny.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Is everything again?
Speaker 2 (00:34):
Well, no, Danny is currently sitting across from me in
the principal's office and we have a bit of an
issue that I need to call you about today. I
was assuming you know what it is.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I have no idea what's going on.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, we had book reports due today in his class,
and your son, Danny brought in a book report today
on a book called Wall Banger, not necessarily appropriate for
fourth graders. If you know what book that is.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I think I have an idea about it.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It's a romance novel worth all sorts of sexy time
things happening.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
Yeah, my wife red clothes.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Mm hmm. Okay, so you're gonna go ahead and pass
the blame onto the wife and not take responsibility for it.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Okay, I'm not sure I appreciate.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
That ton of boys, But well, I would appreciate some
honest wife books.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
And I'm sure he just like God the bookshelf.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Your son is a fourth grader who brought in a
romance novel. That's a book report, and I would appreciate
some honesty from you. We try to teach all our
kids here at the school to be honest and own
up to their mistakes.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
So yeah, I try to teach my kids the same thing.
Thanks very much.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Okay, great, and let's lead by example.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
I am leading by example. Thank you.
Speaker 2 (01:50):
Say so, you're admitting that this book is yours.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
No, I'm not. I'm telling you the truth like I
tell my kid the truth. Now tell me the truth
and tell me what happens. Now.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Well, when Danny, your son came to the office, I
demanded that I see the book, and I read it
and I said, where did you get this smut? Danny?
That's right, I called smut again, Danny. He's sitting across
from me and he said his pop off. So you
want to be honest with me about what you read there?
Speaker 1 (02:19):
William, First of all, this is incorrect. It is not
my books. These are books my wife reads. Second, even
if they were my books, why would this dandy business
of yours? Well, the bird, You still haven't answered my question.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Okay, Danny, I'm going to ask you to leave the
room now sitting in the lobby, so I'm your son,
is leaving the room so I can have a very
candid conversation with you. Okay, all right, door, the door
is closed. And I have to tell you that I
don't appreciate this book coming into our schools because I
had to read a little bit of it because of
the situation. And I'm in trouble with my boss.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Now bummer for you. Yes, I don't really understand why
you're in trouble.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, okay, imagine my boss's reaction when I start reading
this book and it is just as hot as I
thought it would be and he walks in and I'm naked,
and so yeah, I don't cate it.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
What the did I just hear? I'm sorry, I need
your name.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
Again, Okay, sure, I'll give it to you. Pete Eakins.
And I'm the assistant to the principle here, and.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
You're the assistant to the principal principle.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I'm the assistant to the principle.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Yes, so you're not even in charge of this aspect
of the scholastic program. What you're in charge of like
the principal schedule, and you're just going off on yourself
with a romance novel.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Tank That did not happen. Okay, I we just took
my shirt off because I was getting a little hot.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
You took your shirt off like at a school. I'm sorry,
I'm over this conversation. I'm hanging up on you now.
I'm gonna go find out what the number of the
superintendent is and you're done. Dude, I don't know what
the this streaky is, but this is not gonna fly.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Well, then I'm gonna let you know that this is
actually a prank phone call and your wife set you up.
This is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a
phone prank on you, and your wife set you up
for it. You seriously, Yeah, she said that you give
her crap all the time for reading romance, and I
was I wanted to mess with you.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Wow. I guess I feel better now that I know
this isn't a real assistant to the regional District manager
or whatever. Wake up every morning with jubile phone. Franks
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