March 5, 2021 • 5 mins
The Jubal Show reads some of the nasty comments that the trolls left for them! This is gonna be good!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I've got bad news. Well's that Alex and I are married.
By the way, you didn't know that. That's not bad news.
That's not bad that you should not that's not the
bad news. It's the Jewel Show. Alex and I are married,
but I don't think we're gonna be married much longer,
that's all. What ye okay? This, I don't like how
this started. My God, but you're the one that's going
to divorce me. What did you do? I told you
(00:20):
I will only divorce you if you cheat on me
or if you abuse me. I haven't done neither of
those things. But apparently according to a comment that I
just got on my Instagram at Jewel Fresh by the way,
what uh, I'll just read to the comment. Somebody just
commented this to me. Okay, I posted some pictures. Then
they're actually just pictures of me working out. But uh,
it sound like a d bag right there. But we
(00:42):
put a gym in our house and I was excited
about it. But some guy commented and said, I really
have always followed you, but I really think that you're
the only one that's going to lose in your relationship
with your wife. And so sad to hear that she
need more than you can't offer her, and that's not
a marriage cry emoji. But I guess you yourself will
(01:04):
find that out yourself with time. You're such a great
person and deserve better. Go You're you're gonna divorce me
because you want more out of our marriage. According to
this guy who gets out of the bag, I love
how people comment stuff like that, those like it doesn't
sound like he can really even spell out what he's thinking,
(01:25):
or like, I don't even think he knows what he
wants to say. Grammatically, not great. No, trolls usually don't
know how to write, how to type anything, or spell anything,
or use any kind of punctuation. It's funny, though, but
people think they know your relationship, and they think you
they know you so well and they know what's going on. Yeah,
the guy who commented can't even finish the sentence properly
or use punctuation or correct grammar at all. That's the
way it is, what we get told all the time.
(01:46):
Alex got another one this morning too, So that was
my troll for the day. Okay, Yeah, I posted a
picture and a couple of pictures, and one of the
third one i'd posted for the third one is a
picture of myself standing outside with the sun and I'm
just showing my outfit. I think it's really cute. Sunglasses
on popping right and pop, and like a skirt that
(02:10):
has a slit like really far up, but I have
bottoms on bikini bottom, right, yeah, so it's fine. But
like in the picture it looks like it could be
my parts showing. But what it is. It's like the
side kind of like of it. But and like also
it could show like a little bit of my backside
like skin or skin. Yeah, but it's not. It's not
my private parts at all. It just looks like a
(02:30):
bikini bottom. But it looks like something could pop out, right,
you know. Yeah yeah, but nothing's popping out, okay, but
it looks like it could. Everything's held in. Yeah it was.
And so I got this one comment though it's like
really weird. I got a couple. So this one dude
commented and said, dang girl, you got it going on
for sure, Jubil, you better cube an eye on her DMS.
The third pick is nice. Should I say, those are
(02:52):
some nice lips you have there with a winky face right,
And I'm like, um, why did they have to be
vulgar too? Yea, men always do that. And then there
was this other one. This girl says, girl, no, hey,
I love you, love you too, but we can almost
see your in the third photo, and I said, oh,
oh wha. Well I didn't post it because of that.
(03:14):
I just thought it was a key thing, like I'm
not trying to show at all. I don't want to.
Most of the time when you're posting a picture, you
look at the special figures like that, You're like, wait
a second, of course, let me make sure my private
parts are I even asked you on the picture before
a posts are like, hey, I just want to make
sure that this is fine, like because it's not showing
my private parts, But do you think, like you know,
it's in appropriate anything. I'm like, no, it's like my side,
it's like skin that's like normally, like with a bikini on,
(03:35):
and he said, no bathing suit bottom. Well, I'm pretty
sure to Instagram has like a file woolf so if
there is something showing, you'll probably get taken down, absolutely exactly.
But why do people feel the need to comment that.
I mean, that's one of those things where you would
look at it, and you'd see it and you would
say to your friends next to you, exactly, this chick
stuff out what we all do with our significant others. Yes,
why I actually take the time to comment as weird.
(03:57):
I do want to make a point about her comment
though another female says almost she said we can almost
see her right, So that goes to prove to you
that you cannot see it right. It did not post
a nude. I can't post pictures in my bathing suit
because I have more on now than some of my pictures. Yeah,
maybething suits, so those are only things. It's confusing. Can
I just post what I want to post without you
(04:17):
telling me that Mike is almost out when it's not.
We were started doing that now for whatever picture you
post now a comment thing. I got one the other
day actually, oh you did. Yeah it's not quite your
sweet little sulf I know. Yeah, not hanging out too.
I don't post those kind of photos, but I get
(04:41):
this one guy. He always tells me I look like
a thumb and then I and then I'm ugly, And
he's been commenting like, yeah, he commented on the one.
So I had a Halloween picture with me and my
girlfriend next to so we were dressed up as Meghan
Markle and Prince Harry. Yeah, and we look like pretty similar, right,
And he commented, I actually found this one quite he said,
this is like the Wish version of Prince Married. Really
(05:04):
I found that one funny. But then he also started commenting,
and he's like, oh, you look like a thumb. You're ugly,
and I'm just like, dude, trolls make me feel better
because when they hating it on a picture, right, I
know that they're just so mad. They're angry. They're so
mad that they can't even just keep scrolling. They they're
so mad they have to comment, ruining that day. They
think about it all day long. Yeah, well, keep doing
you and looking like them. I love you, Thank you.
I am a good thumb and jubile. I'm not gonna
(05:25):
leave you. I mean, according to the Internet, don't leave
me for that random comment or it says that if
you I love you too, but keep posting pictures with
your stuff hanging out. I haven't posted anything with my
stuff hanging out almost almost hanging out, which I'll still
continue to do. Yeah, look at you looking like a thumb.
I've got bad news. Well's that Alex and I are married.
By the way, you didn't know that. That's not bad news.
That's not bad that you should not that's not the
bad news. It's the Jewel Show. Alex and I are married,
but I don't think we're gonna be married much longer,
that's all. What ye okay? This, I don't like how
this started. My God, but you're the one that's going
to divorce me. What did you do? I told you
(00:20):
I will only divorce you if you cheat on me
or if you abuse me. I haven't done neither of
those things. But apparently according to a comment that I
just got on my Instagram at Jewel Fresh by the way,
what uh, I'll just read to the comment. Somebody just
commented this to me. Okay, I posted some pictures. Then
they're actually just pictures of me working out. But uh,
it sound like a d bag right there. But we
(00:42):
put a gym in our house and I was excited
about it. But some guy commented and said, I really
have always followed you, but I really think that you're
the only one that's going to lose in your relationship
with your wife. And so sad to hear that she
need more than you can't offer her, and that's not
a marriage cry emoji. But I guess you yourself will
(01:04):
find that out yourself with time. You're such a great
person and deserve better. Go You're you're gonna divorce me
because you want more out of our marriage. According to
this guy who gets out of the bag, I love
how people comment stuff like that, those like it doesn't
sound like he can really even spell out what he's thinking,
(01:25):
or like, I don't even think he knows what he
wants to say. Grammatically, not great. No, trolls usually don't
know how to write, how to type anything, or spell anything,
or use any kind of punctuation. It's funny, though, but
people think they know your relationship, and they think you
they know you so well and they know what's going on. Yeah,
the guy who commented can't even finish the sentence properly
or use punctuation or correct grammar at all. That's the
way it is, what we get told all the time.
(01:46):
Alex got another one this morning too, So that was
my troll for the day. Okay, Yeah, I posted a
picture and a couple of pictures, and one of the
third one i'd posted for the third one is a
picture of myself standing outside with the sun and I'm
just showing my outfit. I think it's really cute. Sunglasses
on popping right and pop, and like a skirt that
(02:10):
has a slit like really far up, but I have
bottoms on bikini bottom, right, yeah, so it's fine. But
like in the picture it looks like it could be
my parts showing. But what it is. It's like the
side kind of like of it. But and like also
it could show like a little bit of my backside
like skin or skin. Yeah, but it's not. It's not
my private parts at all. It just looks like a
(02:30):
bikini bottom. But it looks like something could pop out, right,
you know. Yeah yeah, but nothing's popping out, okay, but
it looks like it could. Everything's held in. Yeah it was.
And so I got this one comment though it's like
really weird. I got a couple. So this one dude
commented and said, dang girl, you got it going on
for sure, Jubil, you better cube an eye on her DMS.
The third pick is nice. Should I say, those are
(02:52):
some nice lips you have there with a winky face right,
And I'm like, um, why did they have to be
vulgar too? Yea, men always do that. And then there
was this other one. This girl says, girl, no, hey,
I love you, love you too, but we can almost
see your in the third photo, and I said, oh,
oh wha. Well I didn't post it because of that.
(03:14):
I just thought it was a key thing, like I'm
not trying to show at all. I don't want to.
Most of the time when you're posting a picture, you
look at the special figures like that, You're like, wait
a second, of course, let me make sure my private
parts are I even asked you on the picture before
a posts are like, hey, I just want to make
sure that this is fine, like because it's not showing
my private parts, But do you think, like you know,
it's in appropriate anything. I'm like, no, it's like my side,
it's like skin that's like normally, like with a bikini on,
(03:35):
and he said, no bathing suit bottom. Well, I'm pretty
sure to Instagram has like a file woolf so if
there is something showing, you'll probably get taken down, absolutely exactly.
But why do people feel the need to comment that.
I mean, that's one of those things where you would
look at it, and you'd see it and you would
say to your friends next to you, exactly, this chick
stuff out what we all do with our significant others. Yes,
why I actually take the time to comment as weird.
(03:57):
I do want to make a point about her comment
though another female says almost she said we can almost
see her right, So that goes to prove to you
that you cannot see it right. It did not post
a nude. I can't post pictures in my bathing suit
because I have more on now than some of my pictures. Yeah,
maybething suits, so those are only things. It's confusing. Can
I just post what I want to post without you
(04:17):
telling me that Mike is almost out when it's not.
We were started doing that now for whatever picture you
post now a comment thing. I got one the other
day actually, oh you did. Yeah it's not quite your
sweet little sulf I know. Yeah, not hanging out too.
I don't post those kind of photos, but I get
(04:41):
this one guy. He always tells me I look like
a thumb and then I and then I'm ugly, And
he's been commenting like, yeah, he commented on the one.
So I had a Halloween picture with me and my
girlfriend next to so we were dressed up as Meghan
Markle and Prince Harry. Yeah, and we look like pretty similar, right,
And he commented, I actually found this one quite he said,
this is like the Wish version of Prince Married. Really
(05:04):
I found that one funny. But then he also started commenting,
and he's like, oh, you look like a thumb. You're ugly,
and I'm just like, dude, trolls make me feel better
because when they hating it on a picture, right, I
know that they're just so mad. They're angry. They're so
mad that they can't even just keep scrolling. They they're
so mad they have to comment, ruining that day. They
think about it all day long. Yeah, well, keep doing
you and looking like them. I love you, Thank you.
I am a good thumb and jubile. I'm not gonna
(05:25):
leave you. I mean, according to the Internet, don't leave
me for that random comment or it says that if
you I love you too, but keep posting pictures with
your stuff hanging out. I haven't posted anything with my
stuff hanging out almost almost hanging out, which I'll still
continue to do. Yeah, look at you looking like a thumb.
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