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Episode Transcript

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Wake you ass up, John Jayand Rich. So what's crack a leg?
And this is the big bulls dovesnoopy deagle double gigsel dank boom,
what you don't do. We're nottalking about rich ten team, We're not
talking about last year. It's theone and only dog you all the glass
so lastly fixed with eagle double jibbalin your face to me and in the
place to be and you're listening toJohn Jay and rich wake your ass one

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O four seven kiss f M JohnJay and rich our phone number eight seven
seven nine three seven one oh fourseven. It's Friday. It was a
fast so Peyton. Peyton was kindof like all excited about the date May
ninth. Why is May ninth soimportant to you? Well, it's just
a really memorable day for me.So May ninth, I graduated college.

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May ninth, I celebrated two yearson the air with you guys. May
ninth, my best friend had ababy. And May ninth, Justin Bieber
is having a When my wife sawthat, she was like six months six
months, Yeah, what's the vibe? And Justin having a baby. When

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I saw that, I was likecrying, screaming, throwing up, like
part of me was so happy,but then the other part of me was
like so sad, and all Icould think of, what's his song?
That should be me? That shouldbe me? Emotional felt the same way.

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Yeah, that's why she posted thelovey Devey pic with Benny Blanco,
just like their hands intertwined. Ijust let her be happy. She's moved
on to I think she posted thaton purpose to be like, I'm good
too. I know everyone's gonna bethinking, what is Selena Gomes thinking?
But she's like, I'm with mymands. I didn't even think about her

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until right now. So it's interestingthat she posted that too, which isn't
like, I think that's a littleodd, Like you don't care, then
why are you posting? Yeah,the song that you just play that it
should be? Could I hear itagain? That it should be thing?
This should baby hid? That shouldbe? What's going on with? What's
going on with this? On socialso on TikTok. This song is going

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extremely viral because there is a bunchof other girls out there just like me
who's obsessed with Justin Bieber at liketen, you know, so people are
taking this song, they're taking they'rejustin Bieber pillows, their blankets, they're
comforters, they're justin Bieber Barbie dolls, and they're singing this song and crying
in a corner. Should we makeone of those? Oh yeah, for

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sure, this should be me.What kind of justin Bieb merch did you
have as a child? All ofthe things that I just listened to?
Oh wow, okay was a bigbeliever. Doesn't this explain Stephen Baldwin's post.
Yes, that's totally like the timingworks out. I feel like that's
when they told the family they werehaving a baby. Everyone's funny. Everyone

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thought it was bad. Who isa good thing? So that if you're
Bieber or you're Hailey Bieber, you'relike, dad, why would you say
that? Now everyone's thinking that we'rebreaking up and we're doing whatever meanwhile or
everything. It was just great.Yep. Wow, Yeah, I'm happy
for them. I'm really happy forthat, I know, but then again
I'm also kicking. But also I'malso like, man, she's six months
long and she's showing quite a bit. I'm like, how did they keep

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that a secret? And that's whythey were taking quote unquote space because they
didn't want anyone to see her yetthey weren't ready to let their secret in
the for the world. No yet, weren't they. Weren't they at Coachella?
Though? So did she just inwith at Coachella? Did you see
Haley there? I thought Hailey wasthere. I thought I had saw her
post something on your shirt or what. I don't know. No, I

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know now I'm gonna have to likereally dissect the pictures. But either way,
there have you been. That's great. If you're a normal person and
you're pregnant, you know, youwait to a certain thing, you make
the announcement to your family right now. Picture, if you're them, you
have to do that, and youhave to manipulate the media, the world,
do whatever. Because there must bea reason they dropped it yesterday because

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it was May ninth, which isa good day. There must be something,
or maybe it was because it's beforeMother's Day or something. I don't
know. So cool though, towatch him congratulations, that's craziness and rich
Kylin fugg or are three things weneed to know. TikTok wants to separate

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the real from the fake. TikTokjust said they're going to start labeling content
that is using a I. Sothis way you're not confused about, Oh,
I don't know Katy Perry being atthe metgalo when she's not at the
met Gala. They're like, listen, anything created with TikTok's AI will be
automatically labeled that it's AI, thatit's artificial. They think AI is really
great for creativity and stuff like that, but they're not. They don't want

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you to use it to trick otherpeople. How does TikTok know if it's
AI? Well, that's an interestingfact that you asked on. It is
because they specifically said they're going tolabel the AI generated stuff that uses TikTok's
technology. They also said that creatorshave been required to label realistic AI for
a year, but I don't thinkanyone does. I'm going to try to

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crack down on it. Some ofthe AI videos actually seem like when you
look at their lips, it's alittle off. Like have you seen the
Kevin Durant video? Its going around? Uh uh, So Kevin Durant is
at a press conference bagging on everybody, and my wife says to me,
did you see what Kevin Durant saidabout he wants to get out of here.
And I had seen the video alreadyand I watched it again this morning,
and I'm like, that's not real. It's like he's tearing people apart.

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I should play for you because it'snot real and just spread the rumors
again. Oh yeah, he ripson everybody, and there's no way that's
real because when you see his lips, something to do, right. So
yeah, but the deep fakes havegotten so good, so deep fake is
ai right? Yeah? Okay,Yeah, it's the end of the era,
or an era at least for theChevy Malibu. GM announced that they're
going to end production of the ChevyMalibu in November. After that, they're

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not making any more new ones.That's sad. That was my first car
was this Chevy Malibuu. It's reallylike every rental car you ever get,
like it's like, you know,it's it's been solid, the og,
the og. But nope, theywant to make more electric vehicles and so
they are done. I know Nick'sgonna like this story. There is another
entertainment bundle that you'll be able toget your hands on this summer. Disney

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Plus Hulu and HBO Max are bundlingtogether and will be available as one single
plan this summer. I know it'stough, you know, when you're trying
to do your streaming, it's likeit seems like there's so many but now
they're just bundling them together. They'rebundling them together. Yeah, you know
what they're gonna call it. Theythey aren't gonna call it anything. Ledge.

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It's just a bundle, just abundle. Yeah. Why do they
call it cable? You would thinkbecause it's like bundling all the I mean,
who would have thought that would bea thing one day? And that's
three things you need to know speakingof cable and TV shows. I started
watching two and a half shows yesterday. Well, I started watching the one

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that cowsime about man in full nfolwhich is number one on Netflix right now,
and I'm only halfway through that firstepisode. But Apple dropped this show
called Dark Matter. Have you seenthat yet? No? Okay, so
there's only two episodes out right,So I watched both episodes and first I
was like, I was bored.I was just eating my yogurt watching it.

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I'm like, I'm just gonna watchthis. So and it's you know
how that whole Spider Man and superherostuff where they have these multiverses. Right,
So it's pretty much that, butwith real people. So a guy
discovered so he doesn't like his life. Let's say you don't like Let's say
you don't you don't like your liferight now, but you created this like
multiverse thing because you're a scientist.And what you did is now you're in

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another dimension. You go back andkidnap yourself that has the life you did
want if you would have made thisother decision, you know what I mean.
I actually can't stop thinking about it, but I'm also pissed because I
don't like it. Oh so youdon't know if it's the concept sounds great,
Yeah, but I know if you'reenjoying it, well, I am
enjoying it. I just want otherpeople to watch you talk about it also,
but I want to know if Ilike it, Like I want Kyle

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to watch you go it's stupid,I'll go good. I will watch you
Ma. And then and then onNetflix, did you see Bodkin. Bodkin
is one of those it's these podcastersthat are trying to solve a murder.
And I'm watching the first episode andI got five minutes left. It's so
boring. I can't watch anymore.Sounds like The Building with Will Forte and
he goes to Ireland and it's gotsome cuteness, but I'm not I just

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can't watch anymore. So I thoughtmaybe because Kyle usually comes in and says
that show dropped today, I'm sixepisodes in. No. I finished watching
Selling the OC. Yeah, thisseason of Selling the it was fantastic,
juicy, isn't it. It's sogood, but it leaves you on a
cliffhanger, and I'm really annoyed becauseNetflix just started the first episode of the
first season. After the cliffhanger,I was like, I've seen this before.
Wait a minute, how far wereyou in before you realize you before

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ten minutes? It's really stupid.And then I watched Unfrosted this morning because
you like it. It was okay. I knew it. It was okay,
it's cute. You watched it sober. You watched it on Edible.
I watched it. I probably wouldhave enjoyed it more on Edibles. I
didn't know that that main character wasJerry Seinfeld, Like I was like,
he looks really familiar. That's theway, Larry, do you recognize in

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the B movie? No? Heye, what's a vibe for predictions? Today?
I'm gonna tell you which zodiac signmakes the best mom? All right?
You call us at eight seven seven, nine, three seven, one
oh four seven and find out ifyou're a good mom or not. Darcy,
good morning. What's your sign?Aquaria? Okay? So where a
my Aquarius? Where you guys fallon the list on if you guys are

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the best mom? You guys init coming at number eleven, a little
bit far down on the list.I know, Aquarian moms, You guys
are all about being true to yourselves, and you're all about encouraging imagination and
experimentation. However, though you dohave a little bit of patience for meltdowns
or like any kind of emotional displays. You struggle with it a little bit,
I would say, so true,A yeah, but you're still like

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the best mom. You're still numbertwelve. Oh wait, till thirteen year
old would agree with that right now. But oh good, Darcy, have
a great date. Thank you forlistening. Hey, thank you guys.
Hie, Darcy Kim, what's yoursign? Good morning? I'm a Taurus,
all right? Taurus. We arein tourist season right now, and

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you guys come in at number fiveon the list of the best moms.
You guys are incredibly patient, You'rereal and you're down to earth, but
you can also be stubborn, whichcan lead to some issues. But you
make sure that your kiddos have appreciationfor beauty and nature, which is cool.
Oh yeah, sounds right about onpar I love it awesome, all
right, Kim, have a greatday. Thank you, Thank Taylor.

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What's your sign? I'm an ariesAries. You guys come in pretty high
on the list at number two forthe best moms. You guys keep the
schedules of your children full of musiclessons, sports, hobbies, social activities
as you guys want your children tobe adventurous and not shy away from trying
new things. Well that's good,maybe just start trying. I'm also the

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criminal feeding ticket Taylor as well,so I'll make sure I get into their
soccer practices. That sad Love youtoo, Blanca. What's your sign?
Sagutarius? Sagittarians, you guys comingat number eight on the list of the

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best moms. You guys have hugehearts and you want to share the world
with your kids, and you mostlikely start traveling with them at an early
age. But Sagittary's moms ys arefun and you always want your children to
be children. Yep, that's definitelyit. Oh yeah, so you like
when they're like forty, you knowwhat I mean, You're still living in

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the basement with mom and that's mySagittarians. Okay, thank you, Jennifer
the Gemini good morning, good morning? What kind of mom? And I
Peyton Well you guys coming at numberthree on the list for Gemini for the
best moms. You guys just knowhow to talk to your kids about anything.
They don't hide secrets from you.One of the things that makes a

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Gemini mom so unique is their abilityto understand their kids, regardless of their
gender or their age. That isvery true. And I want to hear
about the problems so I can helpsolve them. I like to communicate with
that. Oh, thank you.We'll have a free take, guys.
How about Libra Kyle, the momof the show in the right snack in

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the middle, number six, MyLibras, You guys are great moms.
You guys are so balanced and peaceful, and you encourage harmony in your home
when there's fights between siblings and you'reable to see perspective and get a neutral
ground. And most liber moms wouldalso rather be a friend than a parent
too. You just want a littlebit of both. Maybe when they're older,
not now totally. Yeah, Imean I'm twenty five and my mom

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is like, I'm not your littlefriend. I know, like point yes,
but definitely not now. But thefighting thing definitely rings true because when
my kids fight, I'm like,listen, one day, I'm not gonna
be here and all you're gonna haveis each others. You getta get along,
and they're like, you're gonna die. Yeah, I mean at one
point. Let's some on that.On the getting a long part, what

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about Leo Peyton, how are yougonna be as a mom? Well,
Leo's we coming at number twelve onthe list the mom Leo moms are the
most childlike of the moms. Theyenjoy playing with their kids and giving them
gifts, But Leo moms can bea little self centered, thinking of her
children as an extension of herself andnot their own person. And I'm like,

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I feel like as a mom though, like if my like seven year
old is talking back like I gotan attitude too, little girl, you
know what I mean, Like I'mgonna win this battle. What you're saying,
you know, we're a little boyor whatever, and that's just what
naturally rolled off. But I'm sayingI like to argue and I don't care
how old you are. All right, So you haven't done the number one
sign yet, right, I'm notokay. So if we didn't get your
sign right, and you want toknow if you're the number one best mom,

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go to our website, John Jaynrichdot com. They're all posted right
up there. Mother's Day is Sunday. Dog Mom's Day is Saturday. Love
Pup is celebrating at the Ashley Castle, shaping up to be a huge event.
Go to Love Popfoundation dot org getyour tickets there. Teresa in South
Arizona, what's up? So Ihad a question for Rich, Yes,
ma'am. So, Nigel, howis he like his everyday living? You

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mean my step dog, Nigel Stacy'sdog, the Habites British Nigel? How
is this every day? He lookslike he's having the time of his life.
He just likes to bark at everything. I get is that listening to
the podcast the other day and youwere talking about him, and I think
about him so much, thinking likeI wonder how his everyday life is.
I just imagine him walking around yourhouse with bridget To music playing in the

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bath. When you mentioned that hebarks like I got a really like annoying
bark. I just imagine him walkingaround like, fuck, my good man,

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let's see what would it be like, Nigel, what's going through your
head every day? I'm Nigel.I hope that Mark character gets me some
new food. That Filet mignon wasabsolute garbage. You don't have dogs eat
everything, and I have I havevideo working on this. He literally eats

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everything except for some reason, hedetests the black olives, So is he
dog food? Like, why wouldyou? Like, I'm pretty sure my
dogs are like alives either everything.But you'll see him like you'll try to
trick him and put it even ontop of the pizza, and he'll eat
the pizza in the olive will endup on the floor. He finds a
way to get it out. He'stoo bougie for black like the Green Ones,

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with personality that he has because youfeed him black olives. You know,
the table scraps, the table scratcheverything? Is this a black olif?
Well? Teresa, thanks for bringingthat up. Thanks and Rich.
If you could get a recording ofhis bart that would be great. Absolutely,
that will be hard. All right, Teresa, have a great day.

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Thanks for listening. Thank you.I don't know how you found us,
but I'm so thankful that you did. It's John, Jay and Rich.
So we're about to do stacks andhacks. We got sidetracked because on
the line is Rich's baby daughter,Audrey. Good morning Audrey. Hi,
what happened Rich? She said shehad something big to tell us, So

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what's going on? Guess who's movingto New York? Oh my god,
I just got the children. Stopit you're dad? Nope, well not
know you got in. I didfour chance and I got it. You

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had a four percent chance. Yeah, like you have a four percent chance.
I'm like everyone. I don't know. It's a really really small school.
So it's really hard to get intofashion school, right, which is
like what you want to know?Oh god, I'm so proud of you.
Let me. You want to aska few questions, though? Where

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do you live? If we becauseI actually didn't think she was going to
get in. Wow, I meanoptimistic, but she said four percent chance.
I'm like, okay, we gotto look other places. So do
you live on campus or do wehave to like find you. We know
what we need to do is weneed to find you like a rich person
that lives in a hotel that needsa nanny. There we go. Can

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you say the name of the schoolagain? Where are you going? The
Fashion Institute of Technology Famous, that'sthe biggest fashion school in the country.
That is amazing. Was the hardyear to get into it because it's like
ocular all of a sudden. Sothey said, like, this was the
most applicants they've had, like sinceever being open, the most Africans applicants.

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Oh, I don't know, theyhad the most applicants apply for this.
And my dad said, check thatbox. Well, how do you
feel, girl? Are you excited? I mean, how exactly? It's
a good way to start my morning. I guess I have to go to
school now. Oh my gosh,I'm amazing. This is like a dream

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come true for you. Hey,don't mess up your finals because you got
into f I T though, Imean, like still still cares about your
finals. Now. Congratulation looks likeyou got to do a trip out to
New York now look for places liveor whatever. Yeah, very no.
Congratulations Audrey, thank you. I'mproud of you and I love you.
Thank you. I love you.That's so cool. I got the sweetest

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video of rich catching the news,and I was like, I wonder how
this is gonna go. So Ijust started recording and it was really cute.
I'm gonna throw it up on Instagram. Want you get cameras in here,
cameras in here, film and allthat stuff. Everybody was doing their
own thing. It was a littledifferent. I'm not surprised because Audrey is
so driven and she is such agood kid. Yeah. She and I'm

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going to miss her because she babysitsmy kids a lot. She's a really
good babysitter. That's awesome. Okay, well, let's segue into stacks and
hacks, Stacks of information and richestlife hacks. So, in a poll
of people who were raised by amother and a father, forty nine percent
said their mother was most involved inall their daily activities, and seventy two

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percent of people said their mother didmost of the hot housework, which is
true of my house. When Igrew up. A woman in North Carolina
left her credit card at a restaurantand an employee posted photos of it unedited
online. The woman got her cardback, but people already charged more than
two thousand dollars. Look out thenumbers. I know. And people are

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really mad at her at the restaurantfor posting it, but want to play
the audio payer because she's in NorthCarolina and I love this accent. I
couldn't believe that they did that.But I couldn't believe that, and we
shouldn't make fun of accents, butit can't help us sick. Thank you
that I'll be responsible for all thosecharges. It had been used a whole
lot, a whole lot of declines, but a whole lot it went through

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you bear prep Audrey. That's whyeveryone talks in New York. Work on
that North Carolina accent. In honorof Mother's Day on Sunday, a new
survey asked moms about their favorite waysto spend their free time. Kyle,
you being the only mom on theshow, how do you like to spend
your free time? Well, accordingto the little Mother's Day gift that my
six year old game yesterday in myfree time. I like to take naps,

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Okay, which is true, watchingmovies or TV shows, catching up
on sleep, doing personal care,and taking naps for moms. Wow,
he's right on it. Man.A man parked his boat next to his
house was told by city officials thathe needed to build a fence to hide
the boat from the road, sohe installed a huge fence and then painted
his boat on it. Okay,did you see this? I saw this

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this morning. A Southwest Airlines pastornapped in the overhead bin. Yeah,
and then she fit perfectly. Ididn't know that she was napping. I
saw a video of them opening upthe little cabin thing and she was scaring
people like on purpose. Oh Iwash. But how did she get out

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there? You need help? Didshe with an acrobat? There? For
life hacks? Rich? Okay?So Mother's Day is coming up and they
say that the best free Mother's Daykind of hack gift you don't need to
spend any money on. In fact, because you're listening to our show,
I really think you should do thisbecause if I were a mom and I
saw this, I would be allemotional. So what they say to do

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is like when you're at your mom'shouse tidying up after Mother's Day. Instead
of a big card, stash afew thoughtful notes to your mom in surprising
places so you just tell her whatyou think about it, what great mom
she is. This is a greatway to kind of keep the Mother's Day
feelings going for weeks if you hidethem really well. So I mean,
you can put them a dresser,drawers, linen closets, under the laundry
detergent, wherever she's least likely toexpect him. It costs you nothing,

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but it's gonna make her feel good. Please, if you if you hear
this, try that with your mom. She's gonna think that is just so
awesome. All right, little thankyou notes to your mom all over her
place so she finds him over thenext couple of days or the cleaning lady.
You'll find him was so nice.Maybe maybe leave one for the cleaning
lady. Thanks for picking up thedeturchent and using this detergent. That life

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hacket. Many more can be foundat John Jaye Richard dot com. Day
East Friday this weekend is a veryspecial weekend for mothers, not until Sunday.
Mother's Day on Sunday Sunday, thenMama, Mama. She's the greatest
job in the whole world. Whatjob is dead? Be mom? Mom's
work? Is this Mother's Day?It's so time shot Dane rich Kiss FM

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Mother's Day Sunday. Today's Friday,And I got a little game for you,
guys, Friday and John's got agame for you. Okay, So
you guys, this is mom trivia, simple trivia. Do you know your
TV mom? Okay, I'm gonnagive you the name of the mom.

(23:22):
You tell me. The TV showPeyton, Carol Brady, Yes, Kyle
DJ Tanner, Fuller, full House, No No, rich On the host
of this game, You're close.Full House sounds like kind of a trick.

(23:47):
It was Rich Claire Huxtable, TheCosby Show, Peyton, Marge Simpson,
The Simpsons, Kyle Claire, Dumbfee, Modern Fing. That's the only
one Blake got right when I goto this last night, Rich, June

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Cleaver, leave it to Beaver,Peyton, Lori Lai Gilmore Girls, Yes,
Kyle, Peggy Bundy, Oh,married with children, Yes, Peyton,
Mortitia Adams, the Adams Family.Yes. Also would have accepted Wednesday
from Netflix. Oh Wednesday, Okay, Rich Gloria Delgado Pritchett. Oh,

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also modern. Yes, I thinkthis is a hard one. In fact,
I was gonna ask Peyton, butI don't think you'll get it,
so I almost want to go rightto Kyle. All right, Peyton,
Marion Cunningham, Oh pass, KyleRich Happy Days. Yes, Peyton,
I don't know if you'll get thisone. Carmela Soprano, the Sopranos,

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Kyle, Roseanne Honor, Oh theRoseanne Peyton, Tammy Taylor. I think
this is a hard one, TammyTaylor. What's that show? Yes,
yes, right, it's a showTV Mom, the same thing, the

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football show. Yes, that's notthe Kyle. I'll tell you the Famous
Mom. You tell me the TVshow. Vivian Banks. Oh duh,
yeah, like Philadelphia. You haven'tFresh Principle Rich, Famous Moms, TV

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Moms. Linda Belcher, this istoo hard. There's no way, Belcher.
You got a grant. You knowwho Linda Belcher is. Okay,
guy, that's Burgers. This isa hard one to anyone. Kitty Foreman,
Rich Edith Bunker all in the family, anyone for this one. Elise

(26:21):
Keaton Family Time. No, AliseKeaton, that is uh, oh my
god. Bayden com on East CatonWhat TV show go on? Rich got
it right, Rich got it right? Family Times Kyle Sophia Petrillo And you

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should get this, I should youshould get this? Yes, Golden Girls.
Yes, your daughter was dressed asone her first Halloween. She was
Sophia Peyton Joyce Buyers Stranger Things.Yes, Yes, well done people,
Yay, well done? Way morestress side day and Johny's got a game

(27:08):
for you. Mother's Day. Yougo to lunch and make sure she don't
pay you see a apple bee soldhands and pray, Oh, it's so
lame this Mother's Day. Suddenly sheminds you just how that you used to

(27:36):
be. She tells your girlfriend youhad bad acne on Mother's Day. You
smell like col Perry. It's it'sjust one song year. She drinks beer
and attacks the doffing jokes. Doceit? And wait, that's why you

(28:03):
hate this mosday? Mama, Mama, Heyton, why do you say you
look like a mole rat? Doyou see me right now? Look at
it right now? I love likea naked mule rat because I don't have
my lashes on, and I gothrough this all the time. I just
feel like when I look in themirror. I'm like, jump, scare,

(28:26):
who is that? You are uglyand hurt? That's literally like what
I said those words to myself inthe mirror. There's more I looked at
myself. I was like, ohyeah, So I brought my makeup bag
because I'm gonna be doing my lasheswhen I get a free chance today.
You know when you say, jumpscare, get this, so get this.
I had this little routine I starteddoing now late in the afternoon where
I'll go sit in the sauna andthen I get in the hot tub,
and then I get in the coldplunge, and then I take a shower

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outside and then I sit in thesun totally nude. Right I started.
I heard it was really good foryour yard. In my backyard where there
are people coming, well, that'sthe problem. There's people coming in out
all the time, nervous, andI am nervous, Like dut she's gonna
come home with you. I don'tcare if I don't. But it's usually
happens when everyone's in school and there'snot people. I kind of played the
Dutchess friends ditch school they come home, right, So I'm sitting in the

(29:11):
backyard doing the naked sun thing.And then I get out. I put
a towel on my waist and Iwalk in the house and my son,
Jake is playing video games. Somy wife and Jake come walking in.
Jake's playing it again. My wifestands there and I'm standing there by Jake,
and I got the tower on mywaist and I opened up the towel
and I put my leg up andI'm like, I know I'm doing all
that. My wife's like, ohgod, Jake, can you believe your

(29:33):
dad. I'm not totally helicopter Andput the towel around my waist and our
cleaning lady romy comes out of theroom like like the door. I didn't
even know she was there. AndI was like, oh, my wife
is like you talking about a jumpstare, and she's like, oh my god,
I got it. I didn't knowyou were here, Like what do
you what good? What happens?She goes, what did I miss?
What happened? Oh my god?It was with seconds. He mortified.

(30:00):
I got so lucky that traumatized.I would have been traumatized. It would
have been terrible. Got awkward.Would that be like afterwards? Seeing her
any time you ever saw her,she could never ever take any kind of
direction for me. She hadn't respectedme. I'm terrible anyway. It was
just the worst, Like telling youguys, give me a pain in my
oh. If Chaos was a radioshow, you're listening to it eats John

(30:26):
Jay and Rich Jane Rich. Goodmorning, Summer, Good morning. What's
going on with you, Summer.Well, I just gotten a big fight
with my mom, like the otherday, and it's like just before Mother's
Day and it's really bothering me.What's a fight about. Basically, my
mom works in an oral curtain's officeand I have to get a teeth I

(30:48):
have to get my teeth pulled,two teeth pulled, and she wants me
to do it at her office,so of course I will. She called
me long preface by saying, mymom really cares about how people view her
and view me and like view ourfamily, like his very appearance base So
like as a kid, I wasalways dressed to the nine, so I've

(31:10):
had an outfit. I always hadto look cute. As a teenager,
she made sure I had lipstick oneverywhere we went, Like it was just
annoying. But as an adult,I rarely wear makeup. I don't really
dress up. I'm a very casuallike trauma right anyway, So basically she
calls me and says, I don'twant you to take this the wrong way,

(31:32):
but when you come to my officeto get your teeth pulled, I
don't want you wearing what you usuallywear. And I just was like,
Okay, First, don't take thisthe wrong way. How else am I
supposed to take it? Second,I'm offended. What are your other clients

(31:52):
wear? Right? I think itmatters because if you, by chance,
are you getting your two front teethpulled, because that would be hilarious if
you're nice to keep down guy leavethere? Yes, thanks, mom,
I asked her straight up. Iwas like, are you concerned that,
like, because I wear leggings ina tank top, that everyone at work's

(32:15):
going to think that you're a badperson? Like I don't understand either my
thirties and you're still concerned about whatI'm wearing. Like, I also have
her in the back of my headall the time, so I was already
thinking to myself, well, youknow, I got disappointment coming up.
I better make sure, though,like I look presentable because otherwise she's gonna
not let me with it down.She's gonna comment and the last thing I

(32:36):
wanted that So has it happened already? Or no, you haven't got your
teeth pulled. I have not gottenthem pulled yet. There next week.
But like I sill, she weended up getting in a screaming fight.
She was offended that I was offendedand was mad that I got back and
then hung up with me and wehaven't talked sin But that's your mom.

(33:00):
She's so adamant, so like it'smy fault. I don't know mother's sake
is coming up? Does she resent? Will she resent me this year?
Because I were liking I feel likeyou need to call her before Mother's Day
and just kind of like clear theair, be like, Mom, this
is why I was offended. Hopefullyyou can understand where I'm coming from.
But I love you. I don'twant to fight with you. At the
same time, then do I showup at the appointment like in a gown

(33:24):
truss up? Think? How aboutwe call your mom? You want us
to call your mom? Can Iget can I get weird? Could I
like to put on like shopping?You can go shopping with your mom.
Can we call your mom somewhere?You want us to call her right now?
Oh my god? Please? No, oh my god, Oh no,
we don't want you to cry.Probably are you getting a discount on
your teeth getting pulled and you gointo her place or free? Yeah?

(33:46):
Oh yeah. Otherwise I'd be like, oh no, I even said that.
I said, you know, Ican go to my own dentist get
those done, right. I knowsomeone that doesn't have a dress for me
to like bleed all over the place. But you know what they'll Also,
it's like you just said, she'sbeen like that your whole life, so
it shouldn't be a surprised. It'salmost like, oh god, my mom,
so I gotta do this annoying.It's like my wife. My wife

(34:07):
grew up and that her dad wasa car dealer, right, And when
you're a car dealer, the carsare always spotless, always, So my
wife always has her car spotless,and if her dad's in the car,
it's extra spotless. She just knowsthat. So whenever we're going to see
her dad, I never take mycar because my car is a Disaster's so
crazy because my dad sold cars formy entire life. And I will not
let my dad in my car ifit's messy because he freaks me out right,

(34:30):
So you know that. So whenI'm saying, she knows how her
mom is. So if you know, say your dad, your dad was
like, hey, you're coming toget me right, that's annoying. I
know, and I relate to thatbecause it's like, I pay for my
car. I don't need you totell me how my cars cleaned. But

(34:51):
it shouldn't be surprised. You haveto make concessions like they're my parents.
I know how my dad is,and my mom is. Oh my god,
I go to see my mom getmy dad, I means, I
gotta word this. There's this partof it. Someday your mom's not going
to be here and you're gonna wishthat you had to get dressed up to
see your mom. That's right,Take your mom, have your mom.
Take your mom to lunch and goshopping with her and pick out some fun.
You're a big hug, says notworth fighting over that. Here's your

(35:15):
Mother's Day gift, A five hundreddollars shopping spree for me. You can
dress me mom and whatever you thereyou go, Oh my god, that's
like my biggest night there. Allright, well, summer, thank you
for calling in, and good luckdude. Happy Mother's Day to your mom,
thank you, and Happy Mother's Dayto you and your mother's and your
life you. I'll tell her rightnow. Thank you. It's John Jay

(35:35):
and Rich. We want you tobe part of the show. Call us
eight seven seven nine three seven oneoh four seven. Get on the air
with John Jay and Rich. Kristenin Phoenix. Good morning, good morning,
Hi, Hi, Grant said tome, Christen's on the line.
She sent you a message about men. I'm like, oh, what was

(35:57):
it? Well, I did aguy for almost two years. We would
have celebrated our second anniversary this month. Ever, sent about April. He
has not spoken to me all becauseof I accidentally sent him a text that
I was supposed to send my bestfriend Ronda. It was not meant for

(36:17):
him, but it wasn't. Iwasn't talking about him, I wasn't talking
about his family. It was justmy opinion about something and he got it
and he got all mad and stoppedtalking to me. Has not spoken to
me since. He Also, then, about two weeks ago, he decided

(36:38):
that he was going to block mefrom everything Facebook, Instagram, and also
text he en ut showing single onhis Facebook page. I remember your message
now because then I went through yourwhole Instagram and you have pictures of him
like you guys are all cuddling onthe couch and you're like, it's coming
up as our two year anniversary,like you guys, Medley love. According

(37:00):
from what I saw the picture,right, that's the guy that's gone.
Yes, So what did you sayto Ronda that he might have thought was
for him? On Easter? Iwent over to his house and celebrated,
and he asked me to bring something. All he was saying was he should
have asked his family members. He'sgot a large family, and he should

(37:23):
have asked them to bring it insteadof me because I live farther away and
it's I'm disabled, so it washarder for me to get it than his
family members. Is there a chancethat he didn't know you were disabled?
And he was like, she's disabled. I don't want to be with someone.
Did he know you were disabled?No, he knew. He did.

(37:45):
Okay, okay, okay, Kyle, So he didn't know. He
feels like if you're kind of gettinginside his head. He feels like he
intercepted a text. He knows itwasn't for him, but you were kind
of talking trash about him and hisfamily. So he's probably like, well,
if she does that, what don'tI know that she says about me?

(38:05):
That's probably why he blocked you.Well, but I wasn't saying anything
about his family. I was notinsulting him. I was not insulting his
family. It was just my opinion, right, But he still thought you're
being critical of him, and youdidn't say it to him. You told
your friend, Okay, let's dothis. I have an idea. Can
we call him? You want usto call him for you? Oh?
No, no, no, no, no, come on, I'll come.

(38:27):
Will you get answers? He's workingright now and he's a teacher.
I have tried texting. I apologizedfor the mix up. He won't take
my apology. He holds much.It's very for a very long time.
Here's the thing, Chris, Ithink you're looking at this all wrong.
I think you'd let it go becausewhat he's doing is he's doing you a

(38:50):
favor. If he's going to completelyghost you and not all come and see
a little bit of your point ofview and accept an apology. To me,
that's someone who's not worth being with. Like, if he's not going
to try a little bit to makeit work after two years, when you
guys are supposedly in love, that'snot love to me, unless there was
something else that happened that you're nottelling us, you know, unless there's

(39:14):
been some altercations with his family orsomething like that. To me, you're
dodging a bullet. Okay, bye. If you're not going to compromise a
little bit or talk to me andtry to see why I would feel that
way, then you're not a goodpartner. You're so right. Well,
this is him right here, Thisis him. I got our Instagram bye,
And she's like, look, howlooks like this is December tenth,

(39:34):
twenty twenty three. She goes,look how handsome my man is, especially
with this candy cane tie. Ilove him so much, Like you deserve
better than that, Christen, andlike you want me to hunt him down.
This is them loving on each other. Oh that's sad, man.
I want to call this guy.I think we can talk to him.
Come on, come on, lookit well, hold on, let me
read this thing she posted this thatthey're bosting there eating a beautiful The food

(39:58):
looks fantastic. She goes enter withmy forever love where it all started at
the Red Lobster, our first date. I'm still in love with that fancy
as I was that night. Ilove you forever. That was March third.
That's got to hurt so much.Look at the food at Reds you
like really hanging looks delicious. Comeon, Christy, me call him.
Oh now you've got a picture thelobsters on there before and after. Oh

(40:21):
wow, it looks so happy inthe aquarium. But I feel like you
deserve better. That's kind of whatI'm going through, is going through that
heartache and just letting it go.And I just hope that there's another man
out there that will accept me forme and and won't grudges or you know,

(40:42):
just love me for me. Ihope. Let me call him.
Come on, let me call him. He's a teacher. He probably won't
answer it. Call him later,I'll call. I'll call him later on
my way home. Come on,DM me his number. I'll call him
later. Come on, I'll tellhim we'll meet you at a safe area.

(41:04):
The Red Lobster a neutral area.I am mad. I've even tried
to get family members to talk tohim and come all right, Kristen,
Well, like Kyle said, it'sa good thing he's out of your life.
We'll find somebody else for you.Okay, yes, well I hope.
So maybe there's someone that is listeningto they are there is someone listening.

(41:28):
Let's hope. So all right,hold on, Kristin, but feel
free to DM me and I'll calla guy. Come on, okay,
thanks Kristen. Bye, Thanks,It's John Jay and Rich Colton. Good
morning, you're on the air.Good morning. What's up. So he's
got a really weird and kind ofinteresting situation. So, so there was

(41:49):
this girl that I used to havegot with. We were like friends with
benefits, right, and uh,this is a couple of years ago.
She randomly hit me up and waslike, Hey, I've got this friend
at work that I want you tomeet. And she's kind of like selling
me, like wanting me to hookup with her friend. And I don't
know, it just feels weird.It feels kind of like like sloppy seconds,

(42:14):
like or almost like a setup,Like is that weird that this chickens
want me to hook up with herfriends makes the chick that I to hook
up with, unless she's grooming youto like hook up with a friend and
then you all hook them together.Like is that o her type thing?
Because that that could be? Wherethis is that? I do you mind?

(42:35):
I was just waiting for you tofinish. I was in the same
thing, Like, my god,God, what's your problem? Why is
she asking so many questions? Lether and see what happens, Because she
says it's a friends with benefits,So it's not like you're emotionally attached unless
you are emotionally attached. Obviously therewere like a little bit of emotions,
but like that's that's in the past. But it's just I don't know.
To me, it kind of feelslike a setup. I don't know,

(42:58):
this is the first time something likethat, and I just I second guess
it. Okay, listen, myadvice if you go in blindly, you
going blindly, like you're not gettingset up, Like I feel like you
think there's some sort of gotcha here. I'm leaning towards what Kyle's saying right
that maybe it's something that she's tryingto move forward with. So if you
look at the big picture. She'sclearly telling this friend of hers what a

(43:19):
good lover you are, right,because you're friends with benefits. So she's
like, let me tell a littlebit about Coulton. He's this, he's
at that. Oh my god,he sounds great. Yeah, why don't
you go out with him? Maybehe'll do that. You and him can
have that, maybe the three ofus can have that. Like you got
to look at it like that.Or maybe she's like, I used to
hook up with this guy. There'snothing there anymore, but actually he'd be
perfect for you. That's what problemI was thinking, was like, Hey,
I had this friends with benefits fora while, and he really is

(43:43):
just a friend of benefits, nostrings attacked. He's chill, he's fun
to hang out with. Here yougo, I can see that happening.
Yeah, it is weird, don'tget me wrong. That is weird to
sleep with the boys that your friendsalso slept to it. Well, but
I mean the other girl probably saidyes because your friend asked her if she'd
be intes did and she said yes. So they were already down that road.
And if you're then let them,Yeah, then have fun with it.

(44:05):
But if it's if it's weird andyou feel like it's a setup,
then if you're what if you're aboutto meet your wife or we can call
her well, I already basically toldher no, okay, then white you
calling us well. I just wantedto see if you guys thought it was
just like a weird situation. Likefor your take, I think it's weird,
but I think it was potentially Ithink you potentially pass up your wife

(44:30):
And I'm sorry, you mean forthe new girl? Yeah, yeah,
I don't know. Yeah, allright, Colton, you denied the bit
you're supposed to go forward. Ialways say, yes, take the path.
If there's a cork, if there'sa fork in the road. That's
the whole thing right now. Mywhole thing right now is life is about
experiences. Is like the other night, I didn't want to go to the
Rolling Stones. I did not wantto go. My wife wanted to go,
so I went and I had afreaking amazing time. And I only

(44:52):
would know that if I had gone. So it's like, you don't know,
you like Kyle said, that couldbe your wife, But you don't
know. Do you know what I'msaying? Yeah, take the path?
That's what I said. It's okay. You trusted your gut and you did
what you felt like you needed todo, so we support you. Call
her back and be like, hey, I was just kidding about that.
Set me up with your friend.I gosh, you already married my mother

(45:14):
friend. All right, Colton,thanks take care, thank you. I'm
a good day. It's John Jayand Rich. You've got questions, and
we have four unqualified people to giveyou answers. It's John Jay and Rich.
My mom would kill me if shefound out I blank eight seven seven
nine three seven, one oh fourseven. We posted it on Facebook and

(45:36):
November made a comment and I waslike, get November on the air.
So November finished this sentence. Mymom would kill me if she found out.
I what that when I was sixteenthat I ran away to Vegas for
two days with a boyfriend. Whydid she think you were for? She

(46:00):
thought I was home. She wasactually out on vacation. I'm home alone
anyway. She never knew. Wow, I never found out. Yeah,
to this day, she still doesn'tknow anybody. No, No, that's
unbelievable, Like you don't even wantto tell her. Now you're a grown
woman with kids. What Are youdoing Vegas when you're sixteen? Circus circus?

(46:25):
Yep, we stated circus circus andwe did nothing but walk up and
down and do nothing. That's funthough, because she's like, it's just
a taste of freedom like you've neverhad. I'd be terrified. Yeah,
and where's that boyfriend now? Iwas so scared. Where's where's the boyfriend
now? Oh? That was inhigh school. Oh, I don't know.
Oh you don't keep up no idea. I keep it touching. I

(46:45):
know. I make sure I knoweveryone knows. I know where everybody is.
Yeah, yes, you're so goodto keep it in touch with people.
Not just kidding. I know fromfar away they don't know. Okay,
nobody knows. Are you everybody's bestfriend? Jake? Thanks, we
have a great day. Thank youNovember you too, Thank you. That's
pretty big. Daisy, finish thissentence, Okay, first of all,

(47:06):
call us at eight seven seven,nine, three seven, one oh four
seven. My mom would kill meif she found out. I blank what
Daisy? Okay, So from theage twelve to fourteen, I was a
wild child. She knew that part. But there is so many things that
I used to do when I wasditching. She doesn't know I got a
makeshift tattoo on my finger. Mycrazy life is three dots with an eyeline

(47:27):
in their pens. I don't knowhow that worked. That was one I
lost, well, I almost lostmy virginity a couple of times. I
had to hustle. Yeah, yeah, I chose to not to because you
know, at the end of theday, I did realize it was not
the best idea. But anyways,and then I also, she doesn't know

(47:47):
that somebody handed me. I don'teven know to this day what it was.
But I was supposed to put itin my mouth, and I ate
it. I think it might havebeen a mushroom. Oh okay, I
don't know. It looks like treebark. But I was told to eat
it, and I was ditching,and I was trying to hang out with
the big kids, and I didit. She doesn't know. To this
day, she will not find outwhat was A was another one. Oh,

(48:12):
still, so high school kids formoney. I used to go to
the I used to live in California, so I used to go to the
Comptent Fashion Center have boys buy methings. I would come home and I'd
be like, oh, yeah,my friend's mom just bought extra things she
didn't want them, and my momwould be like, I know, I'm
pretty sure she had an incline likethat was being wild. But yeah,
she never knew exactly exactly what Iwas doing when I was not in school.

(48:35):
Oh I almost burn down a housetoo. They're almost pretty bad.
We don't need to take your momdoesn't know you probably have a heart attack.
Yeah, no, you know what, no pun intended. Actually she's
really yeah, she has a largeheart right now. Definitely not going to
find out at all, No punintendent she has a large heart. Was

(48:59):
that? How's that poll? Imean, well, because Kyle said,
don't give her a heart attack?And I'm like, well, oh,
but I'm sure you're responsible adult nowright, you got it all out of
your system. Yes, I endedup controlling myself at fifteen because I ended
up pregnant. I don't know ifthat's any better, but uh yeah,
Now I am thirty two years old, I have four kids, married to

(49:22):
a beautiful woman. I'm a verywhat is it a good citizen of society?
Yeah, well, listen, wehave somebody else wants to participate in
this? Could we You pretty muchcovered the whole gamut. All Rightacy,
Thanks, I have a great day, Sarah. My mom would kill me
if she found out about the timeI what blank fill it in. So.

(49:43):
I used to live in a secondstory house and I would use the
fire escape ladder that I was givenfor emergencies to sneak out of my bed
window. So I was the onlyone with on the screens, and I
was just like, hang in there. I think are my parents perfect purposely

(50:04):
left all of the spider webs andstuff and the fire escape so we never
like could sneak out of the housebecause it was gross down there, dead
birds bird. I tell my kidsit's okay if you sneak out, just
leave me a note that that waythey sneak out they feel like sneaking out.
I'm leaving the house and I'm textingmy daddy. If you're gonna leave

(50:27):
and be gone, just text andtell me why. I get up.
I know you're not home. Ifeel like you're doing something, you know,
like you're doing something sly, butat least I know that you know
you're okay. Parents. Thank Sarah, Sarah, thank you for listening.
Sarah. I have a great day. Thank you. So Payton posted on
Facebook, and I was reading someof these and this, I think this
is so funny. So Peyton putson Facebook finished this sentence. My mom

(50:49):
would kill me if she found out. I blank, right, And Dahlia
says, I was a hoe inhigh school. And then a guy named
Frank responds, I read that stayand the name, and seriously, I
knew it was you, Noboddy.Cynthia says that I knocked her David's statue

(51:13):
off the shelf. It's smashing piecesand I glued it back together and she
never knew. It's impressive. Andrea, I got a tattoo, Armando,
I got a tattoo. Aurelia.I can't tell you. She's on Facebook,
and I'm not admitting it because thiswas on Facebook. So eight seven
seven nine three seven one o fourseven my mom would kill me if she

(51:36):
found out about the time. Iwhat about you got anything? You got
anything? Everything? No, Ifeel like my mom now knows all the
things that I wouldn't want her toknow. What about you, Peyton,
anything you don't want to say?Mom's still listening. Yeah, I don't
think my mom knows that I waslike on sugar Baby, websites. I
don't think she would enjoy that.That's such a big one. And we
always gloss all that that's one ofthose things eventually on this show. Oh,

(52:00):
we have to walk back that,like read the messages from the website.
He isn't much and like for funor did you were like, hey,
I need money and this is theway to do it. Oh,
I was hustling. I needed money. I was in pro college student.
That's what I'm saying. If yourmom knew at the time that you're meeting
strange older men with money from awebsite, my mom was a hard Yeah,
yeah, it would not be wellyeah, all right, anyway,

(52:22):
you don't when it gets the lastcall and all the dudes kind of start
creeping up on you, or wehave the solution, give them the John
Jay and Rich Drunk Dial Line sixtwo eight, nineteen thirty three. It's
John Jay and Rich, John Jayand Rich, Miguel and Tucson. What
do you wish you to know aboutyour mom? Is that what you're calling
about, by the way, Yes, okay, yes, sir, so

(52:45):
Actually it's about my grandmother. Some and my wife last year and we're
trying to have a kid. Thedue days as done six but uh,
we're trying to have a kid.And we were all out of barbecue,
drinking, having a good time,and my grandma turns to me and my
wife and said, the only wayyou're going to advocate if you do it
doggy style. That's how your dadwas made you feel, and hour made

(53:08):
dog style. My god, howabout your grandma? Did you did you?
Did you picture your grandma like that? I would have to I'm picturing
my grandma like that now that yousaid that, I know, I know.
Oh my gosh, right on grandma. Yeah, so it worked,

(53:30):
it worked, yes, all right, well congratulations, Yeah, all right,
we have a great day. Thanksfor listening. You too bad,
John, Jay and Rich We arelike a whole Vie. Amanda, Amanda,
Amanda, Yes we're talking the sametime. This is Amanda and Levigne.

(53:52):
Yes, okay, so what let'slet's talk about your price. First,
you get Sean Paul making a traineror glass animals or glass animals.
Yeah, oh, I thought it'sbeen making trainer all week. We got
rid of all those everyone picked those. Oh, so it's you get to
pick your prize between Sea and Paulor glass animals. Sorry, it's like

(54:17):
a magic trick, but I'm onlyyou pick a card, but pick this
one. Okay, all right,what are we playing, guys? We're
playing Noise Machine to today. Soundsfunky cool. What's everybody talking about for
the weekend? Okay, good,because this isn't all about Planet of the
Apes. Planet of the Apes,the fourth one is out this weekend.

(54:39):
We're going with franchises with more thanfour films. Wow, I'm going to
play a noise from said film.You guess what that noise is from?
Okay, all right, We're gonnastart with John Jay Snakes. Did it
have to be Snakes? That isIndiana Jones, the Raiders Lost Ark franchise.

(55:04):
Crash. Oh, that is actuallyfrom Raiders Lost Art, the Indiana
Jones franchise. Thank you, Well, you know what, I would accept
it either way, thank you.So John Jay's officially on the board.
One point rich toy toy story.Toy story. I thought it was from
the Castaway franchise. No toy story, you silly, Sally, the Philadelphia

(55:28):
franchise. It's much darker. Ibet Philadelphia too would have been really sad.
Peyton, I'm already rolling my eyesand one time at band camp and
one time American Pie. American Pieone. Officially, why do you think
I'm trying? That was intentionally aneasy one. I don't believe it's one

(55:52):
of the most quota movies of alltime. Yeah, okay, anyway,
Kyle, that was really scary.Oh that's donkey. So it's the Shrek
franchise. Yeah, everybody on theboard with one point, Amanda, the

(56:12):
pressure is on. My goodness,we're gonna We're gonna raise the stakes for
round two. Guys, each questionis worth dose points, John Jay,
I do the Star Wars saga?Ah? Yes, we would have taken

(56:38):
a Skywalker saga? Okay, okay, make sure we're clear here. Rick,
you tell me your name, I'lltell you mine. I don't think
so. Scream scream sounds like whatI'm doing right now. Rich two points
in that round as well. Howabout we go to Peyton that is a

(57:08):
SpongeBob franchise. Do you need tohear it again? I think we've probably
dumb and dumber. I'm sorry franchise. No, so sorry, guys,
Peyton that we were looking for policeacademy. This pen I'm not to throw

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it in the middle of your form. How many police academies were there?
I believe seven? Wow, it'stotally unnecessary. Okay, well, I'm
sorry, Peyton. Actually you're gonnaget negative points. We're not even guessing
Kyle this correct. So if nowremember Planet of the Apes is out this

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weekend, right, guys, ifAmanda can get this right, she's gonna
win the game. Let me guessPlanet of the Eighth. You're gonna see
glass animals. Amanda, thanks forlistening. Thank you, guys. Payton,

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congratulations, two years on the show. Thank you, two ears on
the show. In fact, youknow, can you play that ape clip
again? I heard something else?Ape hoole ape home is somebody's like yelling

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at this ape, like because hecame home, this ape comes home his
wife sleeping with somebody else. AShe's like you, damn right, I
am always at work all the time. You're never hold a movie. Wow
a pole, that's that's the movienumber seven from He's Just He's just in

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a suburban neighborhood, say the lobbyof the Global Ambassador. It's a show.
Now in the eternal battle of morningshow supremacy, we are one of
them. It's John Jay and Richreal quick. I posted this video and
I don't know if you saw.I put it last night. It's Taylor

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Swift. She's singing in her car. Have you seen it? Okay?
Is that her car? Because ithad no tint on it, I would
think Taylor Swift would be driving aroundwith something with dark Tinsey wouldn't know it
was her. Well, I whatif no one knows you're You're Swift?
But my point being is I postedthe video. I thought it was so
great. It shows a personal Iwas singing. I just loved the video
and I just went to go lookat the comments, and it's crazy how
many people are like, she's awitch, she's this. They're saying all

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these horrible things about her, likethat she's part of some weird culture,
things about that. On the RichardPoets Department, we got a d on
the other day lighting Taylor Swift upabout she's a witch, and especially didn't
really understand. But when you sayshe sings about it, she sings about
how people say that about her.Yeah, and this specifically, like in
the song Who's Afraid of Little OldMe? She talks about that a lot,
like I'm not a witch? Uh? Noah, what do you know

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about that video? Is it hercar out and Kendrick? Yeah, yeah,
that's real. That's a real clip. Okay, and that's her car.
Yeah. That clip's like seven oreight years old now, but it
is totally real. Okay. Ilove that clip people, yea all the
time. It's a great clip.I've never seen it before. I love
it. And that's why I saidI'm slowly becoming a Swiftie. And so
like, un following are three thingswe need to know. We already know

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Google is spying on us, butthe latest way is there's actually a hidden
feature featured in your Google account.So if you have a Gmail account,
if you go search on Google andyou have that little you know, like
I have a k for Kyle Uptopin the circle, you've got a Google
account, And what they're doing isthey're recording your voice and they store it
for other uses, you know,verbal interactions, search, assistant maps.

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They're saying that they use it todevelop and improve their audio recognition technologies,
but I'm sure that's exactly how thoseads show up that you just talked about,
right. Literally, they do saythere is a cheat code for you
to stop them from recording your voice, So you have to go into like
the manager Google account, and thenyou have to find data in privacy and

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then history setting and then web andapp activity. In that section you can
turn off them recording your voice.It's a lot, so you can google
that. You can google how tomake Google stop recording your voice. I
know. Now it's it's kind ofscary. I mean, it's happening pretty
much everywhere, and particularly at collegecampuses. It's really big right now.

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There's protests been at ASU and policeactually had to use tear gas to disperse
pro Palestinian pro Palestinian protesters at theUVA early this morning when they refuse to
leave their encampment and despite the schoolzero Talent's approach to enforcing its campus.
So it was definitely a pretty scaryscene on campus this morning. Instacart known

(01:02:04):
for its grocery delivery service. Rightnow they've teamed up with Uber eats and
now they're Uber Eats because they're gonnamake restaurant deliveries too. So it's so
confusing because Uber eats does groceries.I know. I'm like, it's all
just a delivery service now for whateveryou may or may not need. But
it's it's a new option for you. And I know they have they have
like almost like an Amazon Prime forInstacart. So if you have their Prime

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membership, your deliveries are actually freeif they're over thirty five bucks. That's
kind of cool. And that's threethings you need to know. So what's
the latest call with your husband andhis handyman work. Well, he you
guys, I have to brag aboutmy husband just for a second, because
Scott is so incredibly handy, Likethere is almost nothing in our house that

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he cannot fix. So if somethingbreaks, I'm like, oh, well,
good thing we have Scott. Goodthing. I got my ham and
Hed meaning Ham is my little nicknamefor him. He's my hand husband,
doesn't mean husband something, No,it's just Hamm. It just somehow morphed
into ham. Yeah, and Ithought h husband w wife. Well,

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Well it did morph from first itwas he's my hubby, and then he
was my hubs' size, and thenhe was like hubsolicious. I mean,
there's been like and somehow it justmorphed into ham. Anyway, So he
met his match yesterday. I wasoutside and I was walking in the backyard
and I noticed a giant pool ofwater, which we've had many leaks before

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and he's been able to fix them. So I'm like, oh great,
I gotta go get Ham. He'sgonna go get his tools. He's gonna
fix this. It's gonna be fine. He has saved us so much money
with this. But he comes outand he tried to fix it, and
he's like, I think, Ithink it's gonna hold. So we go
about our day, come back out. The pool of water is back in

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the yard where it's not actual pullit's just water leaking from underground. And
so we had to call to goa plumber, which for him was yeah,
yeah, it was it was thoseguys where he's there with the plumber
letting him know everything he did,oh yeah, oh yeah. Like so,
so I had no idea that heactually had called the plumber. And

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I was inside with my daughter andmy husband works from home, so he
was working, and the doorbell ringsand I never answer the door. I
never answered the door. Sorry,unless I know people are coming, I
just don't do it. I've seentoo many documentaries. So I go the
doorbell rings, and Addie looks onher little doorbell cam and she goes there's
like a guy with a clipboard andthen another guy with with like a crutch

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behind him, and I was like, oh, we're not answering that.
And then the doorbell rings again andI was like, who are these people?
Like? Whose people think they are? And I look and I'm like,
oh, definitely serial killers. SoI don't answer the door. They
ring it a third time and I'mlike, okay, I'm gonna go out
there and be like, excuse me, You're gonna need to leave. So
I opened the door and they like, ask for my hus it's been in

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them all. Yeah, he's hereand you are from Plummer. I was
like, oh cool, he hasleaks back in the backyard. So I'll
go ahead beach around on the gate. Great, thanks for me here by.
I was also take out you right? You and Scott both felt it
like not serial killers delivers. Yeah, definitely a moment where do your kids

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ever call you and wham no?But they are very aware of the nickname.
Well you said the one you saidthat Addie looked on the cam and
then she goes, hey, whamget ham someone's on the cam. No,
but they really likes it. IfI can't find Scott This is how
I call for him. I gohem. Every once in a while they'll

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mimic me doing that. Broadcasting liveacross the world right now. This is
the John Jay and Rich radio program