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Episode Transcript

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If Chaos was a radio show you'relistening to. It's John Jay and Rich.
You know it's graduation season, right, And also, I think it
was last week we talked about TravisKelsey getting that new job as the host
of Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity? Rich is based off the game show
Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? So guesswell, you guys, I'm
put together the tree. I gota game for you. It's day and

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for you. Are you Smarter thana fifth grader? These are legit questions
for fifth graders, Rich. What'sthe capital of France Paris? Yes,
Peyton? How many sides does ahexagon have? Eight? Wrong? Four?
No? Square? Rich? Hey, hey nip no nine? No

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no? Yes, took you sixtries, so you kind of got right,
Kyle. What's the largest planet inour solar system? The large?
This planet is marn No Earth,no no, no, shatter no yes,

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which so badly wants it wants tobe they have the right answer or
be the host of this game,Peyton. How many continents are there?
Yes? Rich? In which yeardid Christopher Columbus first reach the Americas?
Fourteen? Yes? Rich? Whatis the chemical symbol for water h two
Oh, yes, Kyle. Whatis the plural form for the word child

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children? Yes, Peyton. Whatis the main function of the heart in
the human body? Keeps you alive? Keeps the blood pumping, pumping blood?
Yes, Peyton. What is theprocess by which plants make their own
food called? Yes, Peyton.Who painted the mona Lisa Vinsamanga? No?

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Yes, no, no? Whopainted them? I think you're asking,
re asking. The question is likea self portrait or something. No,
who painted the mona Lisa? Rich? I know you're chomping. What
is who is it? Leonardo DiviYes, DiCaprio, Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio.
He's good, Kyle. What isthe largest ocean in the world,

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the Pacific? Yes? Rich.How many grams are in the kilogram?
Five? No? Four, no, three, no, seventeen no,
twenty no no A thousand thousand kilosone thousand Payton. What is the capital

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of Japan Oh, Tokyo, Yes, Kyle. What is the closest star
to Earth? You know this Virgo, not your stars, the Sun?

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Kyle. Which planet is known asthe Red planet? Yes, she's Peyton.
Who was the first President of theUnited States George Washington? Rich what
is the highest mountain in the world, Mount Everest? Yes? Rich?
How many feet are in a mile? Two? Is no? No,
no, no, no no,there's no tubes. That's start with the

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two. What no know? Howmany feet are in a mile? Payton
eighty? Rich? What's the chemicalformula for table salt? Oh? Table?
So no? Two? No nA c I anyway, my god,

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we are not smarter than Hey.That's my fun little game. Because
it's Wednesday today, say for younow eight seven seven nine three seven one
four seven. It's John Jay andRich Taylor. Good morning, you're on
the air. Good morning, Hiyou guys. Hi. Hey, So

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I talked to y'all for my criminalseating ticket. Yeah, Taylor is a
speed demon. You were on yourway to court, and I believe you
were asking us for advice. Youstarted singing the learner and Road jingle because
I said, yeah, Kevin Rode, they made a whole commercial out of
your call. Did you hear that? Am I getting paid or what?

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Yeah? You know, let's gethim on the phone and ask him.
They did a whole learning road thing. It's on their Instagram with your phone
call to us. No, yeah, yeah, how do you go?
So? I got to the courthouseand I was like shaking in my boots
because everyone was standing there super youknow, like quietly, you need to
hear a pen drop. Judge Watsonand you. I don't know what it

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was about his presence, but thecourtroom just felt so much lighter. He
was so nice. He was likemaking jokes with everybody. And I go
up there, He's like, allright, I'm gonna have you talk with
the prosecutor. You're good to go. By the way, you drove all
the way here from Phoenix. Let'sjust have you talk to the prosecutor on
the phone. Thank you for drivingall the way up here, says you
out there to sivil. Yeah,no points on your driver's license. That's

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what's up. Quit here some wildSo on Friday, I went to my
doctor. I see my doctor almostevery day, you know, check ups,
and I'm walking. This woman sayshi to me in the doctor's office
and I get introduced to her as, oh, John Jay, this is
Judge so and so. And I'mlike, oh, my god, a

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real judge. And I meet thejudge and she listens to our show and
I'm so blown away. Yeah maybe, and she she is a judge at
the place where I got on myspeeding tickets, so you get another one.
You're good, Taylor. Guess whatsomeone wants to say? Hi to
you? Taylor? What's asking?Okay? Uh? Is this Kevin Row
from Leerner and Row. Hello JohnJay, Helloa tailor. You know nowadays

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everybody's got their phone number saves intheir phone, so I've got your staves
in my head. So there wego. And what is what is that
phone number? Tailor? It's larnRow. It's the way to go call
nine one night. Oh yes,I love it. So we've ingrained it
in your head. Now you don'thave to worry about putting it in your
phone. I love it exactly.By the way, Kevin, I told

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her how you guys use her phonecall as a commercial on your Instagram,
and now she wants to get paidstandard line. It sounds like everybody wants
that. Thanks Sheljay, Taylor.I feel like because you have that commercial
running, I feel like you couldgo right back to criminal speeding and Kevin's
got your back. We'll help you. Hey, Kevin, that's cool that

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you heard us talk to her.You just called in on your own.
That's impressive. Thank you for listening. N Yeah, that's Roy Radio works,
buddy. All right, brother,you have a good day, Kevin,
and thank you Taylor for listening.All right, thank you. Bye.
I love you, Love you bye, love you, Kevin, Love
you so much, Kevin Love love, love you so much. Kevin Love

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miss you. Say tonight you don'twhen it gets the last call and all
the dudes kind of start creeping upon you, or we have the solution,
give them the John Jay and RidgeDrunk Dial Line six two eight,
nineteen thirty three. It's John Jayand Ridge. Hello, John Jay and
Rich Kiss FM. Hello, Hello, how are you? I'm fine,

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We're gonna play remember the time.Kristin Hello, Hello, Hi. Oh
my god. I'm so excited tobe talking to you guys and to be
playing this game. Oh my god. I've been calling you for a week
and I've always wanted to play thisgame. So really, I'm just so
excited. Yeah, and I havetold my husband so many times, but
like, I always get this gameright. So if I don't get the
game, okay, So yeah,you get to open up the ticket window

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and choose your own adventure. I'mcombining the two. What would you like
Mega Trainer, Glass animals or champaulI would love glass animals. O Kelly,
amazing. Okay, so we're gonnaplay Remember the Time. Rich Barry
is your host. Hello, there, here's what we have for you.
We got music, we got TVshows, we got movies, we've got
commercials in here. Now all youhave to do to win, Kristin is

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get the year right that it allhappened. But caution from my remember the
time players, I feel like there'ssome very big clues that are going to
be very hard for you to pindown the ear. I think this is
level difficulty. Is that because they'reseveral years you get this right? No,
it's all the same. But ifyou get this right, then you
are a true remember the Time champion. So players, ready, let's remember
the time. Okay now, Jimmy, in our line of work, you

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can get so caught up idea ofwinning. If I get to listen to
your heart that it calls song twonight series premiere again Sunday, February eighth.
It's lands in this voice, Lad, I'm the one who runs from

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both so little, a man whoreduced to a single accident. So five,

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I told your big clues hard totrack down. Okay, Christen,
you go first, what did youhear? What did you recognize? What
year do you think that all happen? Oh my god, so much harder
when when you're playing. But immediately, for me, the music stuck out.
So watch me with that one stuckout to me, and then the
Weekend and then the Renegade song.And for me, I always try to

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think of, like, at whatstage of my life I was listening to
these things? So I feel likeit was when I was in college.
So I'm I'm going back and forthbetween twenty fourteen and twenty fifteen. I'm
gonna go with with twenty fifteen asmy final answer. Okay, John Jay,

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your move. This was very hard, very hard. I thought,
the only thing I can do isI'm gonna try to do some Breaking Bad
math, and uh, it wasbetter call Sauls the spinoff of Breaking Bad.
And I think Breaking Bad ran foreight seasons and I think it started
in two thousand and eight, soit takes me twenty sixteen. So then
I'm thinking that they probably take aseason or two off before they create the

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spinoff, or maybe they go rightaway. I'm gonna go with two thoy
seventeen or twenty eighteen. I'm gonnago twenty seventeen. Okay, Kyle,
your move. So initially I wrotedown twenty eighteen or twenty nineteen, and
like, obviously Leon Whip Lemonade.That was like iconic, right, But
it doesn't really bring me back toa specific time. But the weekend that

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song I still like, I likefeel like we're still playing it. We
are, so I like, isit surprised as you was ever since?
And I thought that that was definitelypre pandemic, but not as not as
far back does everyone else's say,I'm gonna pick twenty eighteen. Well,
you guys are kind of shooting allover the place here, Peyton your move.
Yeah, I'm kind of with Kristen, like I'm a little bit further

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back whipping Nane. I was definitelyin high school and I graduated high school
in twenty sixteen, so when thathappened, and then the weekend that was
when he was still like making music, when he was tripping off acid,
So that was like still when Iwas in high school. So I'm going
twenty fourteen. Okay, So youguys got a bunch of the clues.
So yeah, Whipping Nane Weekend,the Hills better call Saul Season one ex

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Ambassadors and the one that you didn'tget was mad Max Fury Road. There's
another mad Max coming out and wedo have a winner amongst you, and
it is Christian. But that's crazyabout all that was over a decade ago.
That is wild. So bi isour Wow, it's like, oh
my god, oh yeah, overa decade. That's like ten years right

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or not quite a big words,Christy hold On will sit up with glass
Animals. Thanks for listening. HoldOnline. Okay, yes, thank you
so much. I don't know howyou found us, but I'm so thankful
that you did. It's John Jayand Rich Kyle gonna tellus three things we
need to know. TikTok isn't goingdown without a fight, you guys.
Now, they're suing the United Statesgovernment over the law that would ban the

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Chinese owned platform if they don't sellit. TikTok, says Listen. Congress
has taken the unprecedented step of expresslysingling out and banning TikTok, a vibrant
online forum for protected speech and expression. That's the keywords right there. That's
probably what they'll be going after andthe company says it doesn't have plans to
sell TikTok, so probably not gonnahappen. How does another country sue another

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countries there like some world court.It's not the country of China that's suing.
It's the company Byteedance that owns TikTokOh. It's just it's Chinese own
And the problem is is they're feedingall of our data to I thought was
looking for like an American company tobuy it out. They say they have
zero plans of selling. Soldier Boysaid that he would buy it. I

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know, I think a lot ofpeople would buy it because it could be
quite lucrative. Well, they don'twant to sell it. They sue,
so TikTok suits the United States.They win, TikTok could own the United
States if they win this whole case. Wouldn't that be intriguing? I mean,
I don't know we own the US, but sure. Panera Bread is
now phasing out the controversial charged lemonadefrom stores nationwide. This comes after the

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drinks have been linked to several deaths. Have you tried him? What what
lemonade? There's so much caffeine inthem? They're charged lemonade, and people
with like heart conditions have had them, kids have had them, and it's
been a real problem. How muchcaffeine is in there, Like it looks
like it feels like you took likeeight adderall but like like a cup of
coffee, I think it's eighty MiGsof I think it's like three hundred milligrams.

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And it's one of those big thirtytwo ounce cups. Yeah. I
used to actually get them pretty frequently, and I literally felt like I was
going to have a heart attack,Like no joke, some people, but
did you die? No? Ididn't, but some people, some people
went to Panera bread and died,and they say that they're lemonade. It
has been I really like their turkeyThanksgiving sandwich they have there. But anyway,

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I'm actually surprised it took them thatlong to take it off the menu,
quite honestly. So even though they'rex CEO says Starbucks is just focused
on coffee. What got them famous? Focus on the coffee. He doesn't
work there anymore. So Starbucks islike, we're moving on right. We
want a corner the market in BobaTea or Bubble tea now, And so

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they just introduced three new drinks tomimic the sensation of drinking boba tea.
The beverages feature raspberry flavored pearls.They're not exactly boba, but supposely they're
just like them. Some are veryrefreshers. Some are bear lemonade. Summer
skies drink with coconut milk. Chargelemonade. They have the extra wide straws
to let them in. They're nocharge lemonade, but definitely an interesting tribe.

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That's why that you just brought upthat they have the bigger straws for
the boba. Have you seen likethe viral tiktoks of people ordering this drink.
The big bubble straws don't fit inthe lids of the Starbucks cups,
so people are having to take offthe lid, put their straw in,
and drink it that way, whichdefeats the purpose coffee. They should just
focus on coffee. That's what hewas saying. And that's three things you

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need to know. Broadcasting live acrossthe world right now. This is the
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