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Wakes up John Jay and Rich.What's cracking leg? And this is the
big bulls dog snoopy deagle, doublegisel dang boom. What you don't do,
jis we're not talking about rid jontand we're not talking about last year.
It's the one and only dog,you know, the glasses lastly fixed
eagle, double gissel in your faceto be and in the place to be.

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And you're listening to John Jay andRidge wake yours s one O four
seven kiss F F John J.Rich Wednesday, May eighth, twenty twenty
four our phone number eight seven sevennine three seven one oh four seven.
About a week and a half ago, Kyle's doing yoga and you realize that
a diamond in your ring was missing. Correct, And quite frankly, it

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consumed me. I searched this wholeradio station for it, because I thought,
for some reason, your hands areeverywhere in here, your hands are
in your parise, your hands wherever, and I thought it must be somewhere.
And I was looking at her officeand I couldn't find it, you
know. And then we talked aboutit for a couple day. And then
the part that blows me away themost is on Friday, We're on the
air talking about the things that you'velost and found later in life. And

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as we're taking a call from aguy whose sister in law had died and
they found her ring, Kyle goes, oh my god, right, you
found this little gem right in frontof you. It was it was a
little tiny diamond right. Then itwas like, is this the real diamond
or not? And then someone saidput it in water and if it sinks,
it's diamond. And you put itin water and it sank. Yep,
right, So what you had anappointment yesterday? I did with actually

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the jeweler that designed my ring.Here's the kind of funny side note is
when when we got my ring,he was kind of out on his own.
He's like doing his own jewels,right, and now he works at
London golds Walk again, and Iwas totally singing the jingle and I'm like,
okay, I feel like this isgood luck walking in and I have
it in a mason jar, whichhe thought was kind of random, like

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a caterpillar. Yes, And soI tell him the story and I say,
so, can you just look atit and tell me is it or
is it not? A diamond,and so he takes the little, you
know, a little magnifying glass andstaring at it, and he's like,
you know, I'm gonna take this. He's like, I'm I'm not super
convinced. We're going to go takea look at the big, big microscope.

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So they take it in the backand they're looking at under the microscope
and he comes down and he's like, sorry, that's a CZ. Really,
it's not the diamond. It doesn'tmatch the diamonds that are on the
ring. It's just about the samesize. I'm like, what are the
chances that I would find that andit's the same size, Why would be

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fine diamond in your area? Ihave no idea. It must have been
like a rhinestone from something. Idon't credible, Like, he's not a
guy that sold Scott CZ. Ohyeah, no he And I had my
doubts too, because if you lookon the diamonds on my ring, they're

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clear all the way through, likeyou can see through it. And if
you look at the thing that Ifound, it was almost like metal on
the bottom pointy part. That's soweird. And I was like, that's
why I really had my doubts andwhen I when he told me that,
I was like, I was kindof expecting that. Wo. No,
I got to keep the dive intoplace like someone placed it there to screw

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it, so rude. That's weird, man. I thought it was like
I thought it was meant to bebecause it was right there when you were
talking about it. It's think afake, wouldn't sink? I know?
No, so it's not that.So could they fix your ring anyway?
Does they have an extra diamond around? They've got a couple extra diamonds around.
They've got him that small and they'regoing to fix it, and they

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said he he actually kind of scoldedme a little bit because when we got
the ring, he was like,Okay, come in every year and we'll
deep clean it and we'll check theprongs to make sure everything's okay. And
I've been married since twenty twelve andI've never been in I know what's funny.
When I told my wife, whathave happen your ring? She said,
all she has to do is whenshe goes gets it cleaned, they
check all that. And I waslike, oh, okay, meanwhile,

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you've never got to cleaning myself witha toothbrush that's where you But you know
what he actually said. He said, after this much time, he's surprised
that it's just one. Well,actually it's two diamonds. I didn't tell
that part of the story, butthere's two diamonds fell out. Well,
so like, I'm my engagement ring. That's the one that I noticed first,
and that's a little bit bigger diamond. And so then I started only

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wearing my wedding band and a littletiny diamond fell out. So it's good
times here my household. No oneknows this, and Kyla is like part
of like a fight club. That'swhy why these diamonds popping out of the
rings? She's like plenty of peoplefighting. I'm so disappointed. I totally
thought that was it. I'm like, what else could it be? Why

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was that there? I feel likeit's we're so close that it still must
be somewhere around here. I know, why would there be? First of
all, where's that cuban zirconium from? Like what's missing? Does somebody else
have something? I mean, thatis weird, very strange and kind of
a bummer, But I guess that'slife. And I'm going back that that
ghost wasn't that powerful. Remember,Oh, she just put the other one

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in a shoe rack, and thisis a cz She's gonna get it.
This is a ghost. Like,how'd she just produce a diamond? So,
I mean I still think that waspretty bar then I am really shocked
that wasn't It's like if we wereif we were draft kings and we were
betting, I think the odds wouldhave been that that was really the diamond.
I mean, why would there bea same size in front of your
area, in your area of thisstudio. I don't know. I know,

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old all right, Kyle unfuged,what are three things we need to
know? Not to freak you outas you're sitting in traffic. But they
did find ninety nine percent of carstest positive for cancer causing chemicals in cabin
air. Say that ten times fast. Wow. So these chemicals come from
the flame retardants that basically are workeveryone has to put in every like every

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car company has to put these chemicalsin the cars because it's safety standards,
right, if you get in acar crash, they have to have these
things to possibly stop a fire fromhappening inside the vehicle. Problem is is
these chemicals seep into the air andthen you start breathing them and they can
be very dangerous. They also saidthat it's worse in the summertime. Wait,
is that new car smell? Isthat what you're saying, Like car

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smell wears off and these I tryit worse as the car like seeps in
meat. So I try to doI can keep new car smell, you
know what I mean? Like,I know I never had, so should
we have our windows rolled down?Oh my god, you got me pair?
Yeah, I know. And thenthe crazy thing is is like when
I'm reading this, I'm like,well, how do we fix this?
Can we like put an air filterin the car or something like that?
And they're like, really, wejust suggest the only solution is to be

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to reevaluate flammability standards in cars,in particular, because other industries have made
changes to reduce these chemicals without compromisingfires safety. It's just the car industry
hasn't gotten there yet. So arethe chemicals only like coming out when like
a car gets in an accident andis on fire, or if it's just

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sitting there in the heat for acouple hours because you're shopping at the Mall
right, they're coming out like justseeping into the air naturally. It's just
worse than do we ask you morequestions, like you work for General Motors?
They anno chemicals they did that wouldhave been really good. You will

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catch on fire, can no.But I was like shocked to see that
too. I'm like, so we'rejust braving it better everywhere. They can't
even go into that last week,we're worried about astro turf. Now are
all of our cars? Yeah,yeah, so I guess ride with your
windows down as much as possible andthat gets the airflow going. In the
meantime, I will move on.The Boy Scouts of America is changing its

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name for the first time, andit's one hundred and fourteen year history.
Boy Scouts is no longer. ScoutingAmerica has arrived, obviously. They've started
welcoming girls into the ranks, andBoy Scouts of America doesn't really fit anymore
with that whole vibe. So thereyou go, Scouting America. The official
name won't change until February eighth ofnext year, but now we know that

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that's what it is. My sonJake's a Boy Scout and he was an
Eagle Scout. Do you know who'ssome other famous people that became Boy Scouts
that were Boy Scouts Michael Jordan,Steven Spielberg, Jack Black, Chris Pratt,
John bon Jovi, Harrison Ford,Bill Gates, and Martin Luther King
Junior Scouts. Oh that's really cool. This is random. So produce has
now gone luxury. You guys,I introduced to you the high end pineapple

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coming to you from Fresh del Monte. It's called a ruby Glow pineapple and
it's actually a cross between a regularpineapple and a Marada pineapple, which apparently
normally you can't eat. And ittakes two years to grow this pineapple,
so as you can imagine, they'repretty exclusive. There's only a few thousand
of these things that are going tobe put out into the market, so

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that's going to cost you. Youwant to try one of these high end
pineapples, get ready to fork outanywhere from one hundred and thirty to four
hundred dollars per pineapple. Wow,for those people who like to be in
on the exclusive thing, or maybefoodies or something like that. And that's
three things you need to know.Let's get the horsecopes. Peyton, what

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is the vibe today for Prediction HappyTeachers Appreciation Week, I'm going to tell
you the subject that you would teachbased on your zodiac sign. And also,
if you have a birthday today,you share one with Olivia Kolpol and
Enrique Iglesias. Olivia cople is justin the news for something, right,
she's dating someone who married someone famousor something. Come on, somebody famous?
Oh the football players. It's hi, hannafl Fana. What's your sign?

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Hello? And I am a Scorpio. All right, scorp You're going
to be more like to teach psychologyand criminal justice type of subjects, so
intense and investigative, my scorpios areyou guys would definitely be intrigued by those
subjects that dive into mysteries and secretsand kind of how the brain works.
Okay, okay, I'm feeling thevibe. Thank you, guys, Thanks

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An, Thanks for listening. Drivesafe him Michelle, what's your sign?
Hi, Michelle da and I'm Capricorn. Capricorn is the subject that you guys
would be teaching is business studies.So you guys are ambitious and you're practical,
so Capricorn would excel in subjects relatedto finance, management and entrepreneurship.
Oh okay, I like that.Yep, go start you a little business

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today, Michelle. All right,thanks Michelle. Hello April, what's your
sign? Hi? Leo just likeme? Okay, Michelle. The subject
that we would teach if we wereteachers would be drama. We are creative
and we are expressive, and Leo'swe would shine and so objects like drama,
theater or performance arts interesting. Okay. I'm like, I never did

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theater, but I always like thoughtit was really cool to go to shows
and stuff like that. I feellike I'm the least dramatic person I know,
so maybe I'm not supposed to feelLeo. Are you a July Leo?
April? No, August second.Oh my gosh, you are so
different than me. I'm like us, August Leo's we are so drama queens.
But have you for listening? Jenniferthe Gemini, Good morning, No,

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good morning. I'm very excited aboutthis one. I know because you're
a teacher, right, Jennifer?Yes? What subject? Did you add
that too? Yes? I'm everything, but in Indiana, I was a
professor at Purdue, but I amteaching high school here in Tucson. Different
which high school I go to.I teach it Academy at Tucson. Okay,

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they are off kids, Man,I'm telling you what I got some
a students. I got people thatare I mean, I'm telling you what
students do not be like, bequiet. These kids are doing their business,
they're getting it done. They cometo me. I actually get to
help them, and they listen.I cannot be more pleased by Academy to

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some high school shout out some I'mtalking about you seem so proud. But
Gemini, this is this is whatkind of subject you guys would be teaching
communication studies. You guys are curiousand your sociable and geminis would enjoy subjects
that involve communication, things like language, arts, debate, or public speaking.

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Well, I really love that,and I make sure that I have
a public speaking grade in every classthat I teach, because it's very important.
You better stand up, learn howto get up there? Right?
I don't know. Oh my goodness, Well, thank you, Jennifer.
I have a great dance school today. God blessed X for listening about.

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No. Actually, it's art,which isn't too far off from music because
music is art, you know,imaginative and compassionate pisces, you guys would
flourish and subjects that allow for creativityself expression, such as art, music,
or poetry. So I guess itis music too, very good.
What Kyle for Libra's social studies?You guys are diplomatic and you guys are

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fair minded libras. You guys wouldenjoy subjects that explore society, culture and
justice, such as history, sociology, or political science. That's really funny.
History that was like the one classliterally of all high school. That's
the only class I didn't get anA in. Well, maybe it's time
to go back. And what didyou teach you need to take? Yeah?

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I know, but it's like nowI feel like it was just the
teacher because I like, like thecrown and that's kind of history totally.
What did you teach when you weresubstituted when you were a students? Just
a substitute. I just came inand brought the I just brought the DVD
plays. How about virgo virgos?Mathematics would be the subject that you guys

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would detail oriented analytical virgos. Youguys would excel in subjects that require precision
and logical thinking. I was terriblewith math. I would think that virgos
is more about philosophy. I studiedthe greats okay, so greats Plato.
Anyway, if you missed your sign, go to jah Jean Rich dot com.

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Good morning, Lufita. I'm soexcited. I have the biggest mile
on my face because I'm probably youguys, thank you for listening. What's
up? Well? Well, Igot a little jelly because, well,
first of all, I'm always playingcatch up listening to you guys for the
show because I work weird hours.So I was listening to yesterday's I think
podcasts, and or you guys weresaying happy teachers Day. So I got

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a little jelly because I was like, Hey, what about nurse this week?
It's nurse this week and I hadn'theard anything yet. Oh do we
do a thing. We did awhole thing on nurses. Maybe you're not
there, but I tell you what. So where are you a nurse?
And what are your hours? Yousaid you have weird hours? Yeah,
I mean I worked twelve and ahalf hours. I do. I do
a day shift, so I'm notlike awful night shift, weird hours.

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But I work. I'm in Tucson, and I work on a cute cardiac
unit. Oh they're all cute.They're so cute. This cardiac unit is
cute, adorable cardiacutit than cute adorable. Okay, Lapita, since you are
a nurse and we appreciate nurses,how about we give you a gift card
to over Easy breakfast restaurant or theyactually have lunch. Yeah, yeah,

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yeah, So hold on the line. Okay, we'll get that differmation.
We love nurses. We love nurses. Yeah, hold on, yes,
thank you, Thanks, thanks forlistening. Thank you. I love you,
guys. I've been listening forever.Thank you. That's so nice.
Lupita, John Jay and Rich weare like a whole vibe. I have

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this like pile of information. Ialways keep it, and we decided to
get to it one time on theair, and it's the Stacks of Information,
so I call it stacks. Andthe Rich has life hacks. So
we combined the both stacks and hacks. So here's my information. This one.
Actually, Kyle, I think ofyou. I don't think you have
back pain. Do you ever haveback pain? Not really? Oh,
but listen, a back specialist whoworks with NFL player, says the easiest

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way to her need a disc isby bending, lifting, and twisting at
the same time. It might soundobvious, we do it more than you
realize. For example, lifting yourkid out of the car seat involves all
three. Yeah, that's a lot. It's stuff on your back, but
you know you just do it paytingYour back hurts all the time, maybe
all the time you're pulling your nephewsout of car seats. Yeah. Eighty

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one percent of eighteen to thirty fouryear olds believe the four day work week
will boost their company's productivity. Seethat's what I'm talking about. Companies also
have figured out providing good coffee isan effect way to entice workers to return
to the office. That's pretty smart. Actually, get some actual real coffee
up in this piecet all right,picture this. I'm fine with the coffee

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here. You don't have the coffeehere? No, Oh it's dirt water.
Oh really, I'm like, whichcoffee do you use? Because the
same coffee we have here I haveat home. Oh you do, yeah,
the doughnut shop. Apparently it's coffeesnob. Every piece of coffee I
drink a coffee ever has taste thesame circle case pretty good? Okay?

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Get this. A dog and adeer were spotted walking around the city of
Tipped And, Iowa the other day, just enjoying each other's company. Police
round them up to make sure theydidn't want to traffic and they're safe now.
But just reminds me of like couldbe a Disney movie. Now get
this. A woman on TikTok posteda video after someone stole two dolls from

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a display case at her yard sale, like she was getting it ready the
night before, right the dolls werestolen. This This is what she wants
the thief to be aware of aboutthese dolls. Listen carefully to the thief
that sole these dolls out of theyard till at three o'clock this morning.
You're going to regret it. They'rehaunted. Had you waited till sunlight,
you would have seen the sign thatwas under them said haunted dolls. You

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can have children, Please don't buy. I put them in this glass hutch
to try and contain whatever was attachedto them, and it got so cold
that it falled up and it takesthese backsinats. Nobody wanted them because I
warned everyone and showed them the videosof what these dolls do when they're in
your vicinity, because they were notscared to move right in front of you.
Enjoy Peyton, your thoughts, instantkarma. That's what you gave.
Yep, that's what you think,two guys. That's exactly what went through

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my mind. I was like,Oh good, they're gonna get it.
Yep. The only thing I thinkof, too, is that maybe no
one stole them. Maybe they gotup and left. Oh yeah, there's
that who she's getting rid of us. It's like a haunted toy story.
Yeah, so creepy. It's freakingnuts. I remember my dad was a
tour guide and I remember he wouldgo to certain places like the Petrified Forest,

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and people would steal a little pieceof the peture tree and apparently it
was it bring you bad luck.And they had this area set up with
the petrified force of people that senteverything back because they left with the piece
of petrified force and their life gotruined, I believe it, and they
send it back and there's piles ofstuff that I've all set up, all
the bad luck pieces, So don'tever steal it's bad karma. Rich way

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after life hacks. Let's talk aboutfinal exams. I know my kids are
cramming right now. In fact,I think Joe, my boy Joe,
just finished today his final exam.But if you're doing this wrapping up in
the last couple of weeks, here'sa few hacks that seem like maybe you've
not even thought about them, butexperts say this really helps you when you're
studying. For example, don't dressnice when you study, sweats, hoodies,

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specifically pajamas. The more comfortable youare, the more free you are
to learn stuff which I didn't knowabout that I described my whole kid's wardrobe.
Well, I know at Audrey Schoolthey all wear pajama pants to school,
so you all must be doing verywell. Also, listen to music
without words, specific like motion pictures. Soundtracks are good because it's a similar

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vibe all the way through and youdon't have to stop and think about words
to sing along to. And whileyou're studying, if you like, say,
choose some extra gum when you takeyour test, to the same flavor
extra gum because the familiar flavor actuallystimulates that part of your brain that helps
you remember facts that you need toremember. For a test, so some
good hacks and we put them allup if you can't remember those, we

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put them all up at John Jayand Rich dot com. So I went
last night to go see the RollingStones in concert. Right. I was
talking Tom a little bit about ityesterday because I was like, this band
is iconic. They've been around.I was watching this documentary on Hulu about
the band Bonjovi, and bonjovis celebratingforty years. This band's been around sixty
years plus. That's crazy, andI kind of thought I'd go and this

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morning make fun of them because they'reall in their eighties and I can't.
They were too good. Wow,it is incredible seeing Mick Jagger on stage
doing everything that you've ever seen yourentire life back to find a video than
fifty years ago. It's exactly thesame. And none of those guys and
I was really close. None ofthose guys that any kind of plastic sorted
your boatox Like. Their faces lookterrible, right, but their moves but

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they can rock out. Yeah.In fact, I took a little audio
I want to play for you.This is from last night the Rolling Stone
at State Farm Stadium. I seenow jokes, do you know who that

(21:47):
is, South Park. Yeah,I'm surprised because I know you, John
Jays, somebody who leaves. I'veseen you leave iconic band shows. After
the first song, I was actuallyplanning on that. They started off with
start me up right, and Iwas like, okay, that's everything,
Rolling Stones, I'm gonna leave.But I was right in the center,

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and I was right like in frontof Mick Jagger's microphone, and I was
so insecure that I felt that ifI left, it would be noticeable,
like, hey, now, whyare you going, big head? That's
it? And I thought, andthen and the guy I was, and
actually it was it went. Iknow, I don't think I've been to

(22:30):
a contract these before where I didn'tlook at the time. All of sudden
it was almost eleven o'clock and Iwas like, I gotta get the hell
out of here. You had agood time, and I had a great
time. It was I highly recommendhim if you ever see an upcoming band
called the Rolling Stone sixty years that'snot John Jay and Rich
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