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(00:00):
I don't know how you found us, but I'm so thankful that you did.
It's John Jay and Rich. Sowe're about to do stacks and hacks.
We got sidetracked because on the lineis Rich's baby daughter, Audrey.
Good morning Audrey. Hi, whathappened Rich? She said she had something
big to tell us. So what'sgoing on? Guess who's moving to New
(00:24):
York? My god, I justgot the chill. Stop it your dad?
Nope, well not know you gotin? I did chance and I
got it. You had a fourpercent chance. Yeah, like you have
(00:45):
a four percent chance. And I'mlike everyone, I don't know. It's
a really really small school, soit's really hard to get into fashion school,
right, which is like what youwant to God, I'm so proud
of you. Let me let meask a few questions, though, where
do you live? If we becauseI actually didn't think she was going to
get in? Wow, I meanoptimistic, but she said four percent chance.
(01:08):
I'm like, okay, we gotto look other places. So do
you live on campus or do wehave to like find you? We know
what we need to do is weneed to find you like a rich person
that lives in a hotel that needsa nanny. There we go. Can
you say the name of the schoolagain? Where are you going? The
Fashion Institute of Technology Team. That'sthe biggest fashion school in the country.
(01:33):
That is amazing. Hard year toget into it because it's like popular all
of a sudden. So they said, like, this was the most applicants
they've had, like since ever beingopen, the most Africans applicants. Oh,
I don't know, they had themost applicants apply for this, And
(01:53):
my dad said, check that box. Well, how do you feel,
girl? Are you excited? Imean, how exactly. It's a good
way to start my morning. Iguess go to school now. Oh my
gosh, oh my god. I'mamazing. This is like a dream come
true for you. Don't mess upyour finals because you got in. I
t though, I mean, likestill still cares about your finals now.
(02:15):
Congratulation. Looks like you got todo a trip out to New York now
look for places live whatever. Yeah, very no, congratulations, Audrey,
thank you. I'm proud of youand I love you. Thank you.
I love you. That's so cool. I got the sweetest video of rich
catching the news, and I waslike, I wonder how this is gonna
go. So I just started recordingand it was really cute. I'm gonna
(02:36):
throw it up on Instagram. Ohmy mask, cameras in here, cameras
in her film and all that stuff. It was like everybody was doing their
own thing. It was a littledifferent. I'm not surprised because Audrey is
so driven and she is such agood kid. Yeah, and I'm gonna
miss her because she baby sits mykids a lot. She's a really good
babysitter. That's awesome. Okay,Well, segue into stacks and hacks,
(03:00):
Stacks of information and richest life hacks. So, in a poll of people
who were raised by a mother anda father, forty nine percent said their
mother was most involved in all theirdaily activities, and seventy two percent of
people said their mother did most ofthe hot housework, which is true of
my house when I grew up.A woman in North Carolina left her credit
(03:22):
card at a restaurant and an employeeposted photos of it unedited online. The
woman got her card back, butpeople already charged more than two thousand dollars
block out the numbers, I know, and people are really mad at her
at the restaurant for posting it.But I want to play the audio of
her because she's in North Carolina andI love this accent. I couldn't believe
(03:44):
that they did that. But Icouldn't believe that, and we shouldn't make
fun of accents, but I can'thelp it, sick. Thank you that
I'll be responsible for all those charges. It had been used a whole lot,
a whole lot of declines, buta whole lot that went through you
bear prep Audrey, that's why andtalks to New York work on that North
Carolina accident. In honor of Mother'sDay on Sunday, a new survey asked
(04:06):
moms about their favorite ways to spendtheir free time. Kyle, you being
the only mom on the show,how do you like to spend your free
time? Well, according to thelittle Mother's Day gift that my six year
old gave me yesterday, in myfree time, I like to take naps,
which is true, watching movies orTV shows, catching up on sleep,
doing personal care, and taking napsfor moms. Wow, he's right
(04:29):
on it. Man. A manparked his boat next to his house was
told by city officials that he neededto build a fence to hide the boat
from the road, so he installeda huge fence and then painted his boat
on it. Okay, did yousee this? I saw this this morning.
A Southwest Airlines pastor napped in theoverhead bin. Yeah, and then
she fit perfectly. I didn't knowthat she was napping. I saw a
(04:53):
video of them opening up the littlecabin thing and she was scaring people like
on purpose. Oh well, issuesshe was hiding. But how did you
get up there? You need help? Did yourself with an acrobaty impressible?
Yeah, we have for life hacksrich. Okay, so Mother's Day is
coming up, and they say thatthe best free Mother's Day kind of hack
(05:15):
gift you don't need to spend anymoney on. In fact, because you're
listening to our show, I reallythink you should do this because if I
were a mom and I saw this, I would be all emotional. So
what they say to do is like, when you're at your mom's house tidying
up after Mother's Day, instead ofa big card, stash a few thoughtful
notes to your mom in surprising places, so you just tell her what you
(05:36):
think about her, what a greatmom she is. This is a great
way to kind of keep the Mother'sDay feelings going for weeks if you hide
them really well, so I mean, you could put them a dresser,
drawers, linen closets, under thelaundry detergent, wherever she's least likely to
expect him. It costs you nothing, but it's going to make her feel
good. Please, if you ifyou hear this, try that with your
mom. She's gonna think that isjust so awesome. All right, little
(05:59):
thank you os to your mom allover her place so she finds him over
the next couple of days or thecleaning lady. You'll find him that nice.
Maybe maybe leave one for the cleaninglady. Thanks for picking up the
detrition and using this detergent. Thatlife hacket. Many more can be found
at John Jayne Richard dot com
I don't know how you found us, but I'm so thankful that you did.
It's John Jay and Rich. Sowe're about to do stacks and hacks.
We got sidetracked because on the lineis Rich's baby daughter, Audrey.
Good morning Audrey. Hi, whathappened Rich? She said she had something
big to tell us. So what'sgoing on? Guess who's moving to New
(00:24):
York? My god, I justgot the chill. Stop it your dad?
Nope, well not know you gotin? I did chance and I
got it. You had a fourpercent chance. Yeah, like you have
(00:45):
a four percent chance. And I'mlike everyone, I don't know. It's
a really really small school, soit's really hard to get into fashion school,
right, which is like what youwant to God, I'm so proud
of you. Let me let meask a few questions, though, where
do you live? If we becauseI actually didn't think she was going to
get in? Wow, I meanoptimistic, but she said four percent chance.
(01:08):
I'm like, okay, we gotto look other places. So do
you live on campus or do wehave to like find you? We know
what we need to do is weneed to find you like a rich person
that lives in a hotel that needsa nanny. There we go. Can
you say the name of the schoolagain? Where are you going? The
Fashion Institute of Technology Team. That'sthe biggest fashion school in the country.
(01:33):
That is amazing. Hard year toget into it because it's like popular all
of a sudden. So they said, like, this was the most applicants
they've had, like since ever beingopen, the most Africans applicants. Oh,
I don't know, they had themost applicants apply for this, And
(01:53):
my dad said, check that box. Well, how do you feel,
girl? Are you excited? Imean, how exactly. It's a good
way to start my morning. Iguess go to school now. Oh my
gosh, oh my god. I'mamazing. This is like a dream come
true for you. Don't mess upyour finals because you got in. I
t though, I mean, likestill still cares about your finals now.
(02:15):
Congratulation. Looks like you got todo a trip out to New York now
look for places live whatever. Yeah, very no, congratulations, Audrey,
thank you. I'm proud of youand I love you. Thank you.
I love you. That's so cool. I got the sweetest video of rich
catching the news, and I waslike, I wonder how this is gonna
go. So I just started recordingand it was really cute. I'm gonna
(02:36):
throw it up on Instagram. Ohmy mask, cameras in here, cameras
in her film and all that stuff. It was like everybody was doing their
own thing. It was a littledifferent. I'm not surprised because Audrey is
so driven and she is such agood kid. Yeah, and I'm gonna
miss her because she baby sits mykids a lot. She's a really good
babysitter. That's awesome. Okay,Well, segue into stacks and hacks,
(03:00):
Stacks of information and richest life hacks. So, in a poll of people
who were raised by a mother anda father, forty nine percent said their
mother was most involved in all theirdaily activities, and seventy two percent of
people said their mother did most ofthe hot housework, which is true of
my house when I grew up.A woman in North Carolina left her credit
(03:22):
card at a restaurant and an employeeposted photos of it unedited online. The
woman got her card back, butpeople already charged more than two thousand dollars
block out the numbers, I know, and people are really mad at her
at the restaurant for posting it.But I want to play the audio of
her because she's in North Carolina andI love this accent. I couldn't believe
(03:44):
that they did that. But Icouldn't believe that, and we shouldn't make
fun of accents, but I can'thelp it, sick. Thank you that
I'll be responsible for all those charges. It had been used a whole lot,
a whole lot of declines, buta whole lot that went through you
bear prep Audrey, that's why andtalks to New York work on that North
Carolina accident. In honor of Mother'sDay on Sunday, a new survey asked
(04:06):
moms about their favorite ways to spendtheir free time. Kyle, you being
the only mom on the show,how do you like to spend your free
time? Well, according to thelittle Mother's Day gift that my six year
old gave me yesterday, in myfree time, I like to take naps,
which is true, watching movies orTV shows, catching up on sleep,
doing personal care, and taking napsfor moms. Wow, he's right
(04:29):
on it. Man. A manparked his boat next to his house was
told by city officials that he neededto build a fence to hide the boat
from the road, so he installeda huge fence and then painted his boat
on it. Okay, did yousee this? I saw this this morning.
A Southwest Airlines pastor napped in theoverhead bin. Yeah, and then
she fit perfectly. I didn't knowthat she was napping. I saw a
(04:53):
video of them opening up the littlecabin thing and she was scaring people like
on purpose. Oh well, issuesshe was hiding. But how did you
get up there? You need help? Did yourself with an acrobaty impressible?
Yeah, we have for life hacksrich. Okay, so Mother's Day is
coming up, and they say thatthe best free Mother's Day kind of hack
(05:15):
gift you don't need to spend anymoney on. In fact, because you're
listening to our show, I reallythink you should do this because if I
were a mom and I saw this, I would be all emotional. So
what they say to do is like, when you're at your mom's house tidying
up after Mother's Day, instead ofa big card, stash a few thoughtful
notes to your mom in surprising places, so you just tell her what you
(05:36):
think about her, what a greatmom she is. This is a great
way to kind of keep the Mother'sDay feelings going for weeks if you hide
them really well, so I mean, you could put them a dresser,
drawers, linen closets, under thelaundry detergent, wherever she's least likely to
expect him. It costs you nothing, but it's going to make her feel
good. Please, if you ifyou hear this, try that with your
mom. She's gonna think that isjust so awesome. All right, little
(05:59):
thank you os to your mom allover her place so she finds him over
the next couple of days or thecleaning lady. You'll find him that nice.
Maybe maybe leave one for the cleaninglady. Thanks for picking up the
detrition and using this detergent. Thatlife hacket. Many more can be found
at John Jayne Richard dot com
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