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(00:00):
The commercials are finally over, Let'sget back to John Jay and Ridge,
Colin Fudg, what are three thingswe need to know? We're really not
meant to hold in anger? Andsome women are now embodying their anger and
paying big money to scream and smashsticks in the woods until they can't move
their arms anymore. It's called arage ritual, and it's going to cost
(00:22):
about two to four thousand dollars forthis day's long retreat because I mean,
let's be honest, society kind ofdiscourages women from expressing rage. And these
rituals, these these days long eventsjust let you go for it and make
you go for it and force youto go for it. And they've said
to be extremely healing. Okay,let me, I just want to The
(00:42):
visually came in exactly what you're picturing. I'm like in the woods, you
know, backpack with my son,and I come across a whole bunch of
women around a bonfire, banging sticksinto the ground, dreaming, dreaming.
I think that i'd be some sortof witch ritual son run. I feel
like you can just do that withouthaving to pay two thousand to four thousand.
(01:02):
You can but the whole point islike society kind of discourages that,
so most people won't just go outinto the forest or the desert or wherever
and take a stick and just let'stry that. Let's try here on the
corner of Van Buren in forty fourthStreet. I'm ready for virtual right now.
Yeah, you are welcome to dothat anywhere. It's really about just
(01:23):
letting it out. Swiss Army Knife, you know, the little tool.
It's really useful. I mean itjust for a bunch of things. But
now that there's so many regulations onlike knife carrying and stuff like that,
sometimes it's hard to take it.Like you maybe not be able to take
it on the plane because the blade, So Swiss Army Knife is now making
the Swiss Army Knife without the knifeis just a spoon in the fork,
(01:45):
you know, a bottle opener andother of the little tools they have,
the little tiny scissors, and you'llbe able to carry these on the plane.
Of course, they'll still keep theoriginal version, but they'll also have
a bladeless version. This is amazingand I can't wait to see it.
Now that the met Gala has passed, it's time for the pet Gala.
So on Monday, May twentieth atthe Museum of the Dog in New York
(02:08):
City, the Pet Gala, asa tribute to the MET Gala, will
recreate all of the fashions from theMet Gala and put them on Little Doggy
the famous staircase photo shoot. Ohmy gosh, I wonder like which pets
they will put to certain celebrities,Like who's gonna be wearing the Nicki Minaj
(02:30):
flower dress, Who's gonna be wearingthe Tyler sand outfit? And will you
be offended if you're Nicki Minaj theyput you or a bulldog out there.
I know. I think they're gonnahave to be very carefully how they craft
it. But like I said,it's it's next Monday, and they're gonna
have the pictures all over the internet, so we'll be able to enjoy it
(02:51):
from a far And that's three thingsyou need to do. Earlier, I
was telling you about the talkback featureon the Ahear radiop You just tap the
microphone and you can leave us amessage. Here's what happens. Hey guys,
I'm listening to the radio and Ijust want to let you guys know
that I love you guys so much. I listen to you guys all the
time. I've actually listened to youguys since i lived in California and now
(03:12):
I'm in Arizona, living in Gilbert, So I'm excited to be listening now
here. And how it's so different. I love it. It's so sweet.
Hey, guys, good morning.This is Ron over at the uo
A Campus. I heard you alltalking earlier about Matilda and Missus Doutfire,
so I figured i'd send a shamelessplug your way. Come see Missus Doubtfire
(03:35):
the musical at the uo A CampusCentennial Hall, playing May twenty eighth through
June. Second, you'll laugh yourbutt pads off. That's awesome. So
I have a cat named Pocus,and we call her Pokey Pokey Oki.
But we also sing to her pinknipples because we had to shave her down
(03:58):
because she was getting makes and sojust around the house will go pink pink
nipples, nipples that are pink,and she seems to love it. Is
that stacy about you that she shavesme down? We have fun? Is
(04:26):
it just me? Or does anybodyelse think tobacco just sounds like your gargling
mouth wash. Do you speak wikie? I'm pretty sad. What are you
say? Mouthwash? My name isJamie and I'm listening to the podcast from
today's show. Earlier and during JohnJames game, she asked, or he
(04:48):
asked, Peyton, Lisa Rick kindlyanswered, you know Leonardo da Vinci and
said Leonardo DiCaprio. I really hopethat she was joking, because I know
she's smart. But miss this loveyour payton pa the mona, Lisa Rich,
(05:12):
I know you're chomping what he is? Who is it? Leonardo Divie
DiCaprio. Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio.He's good. I was definitely joking and
trying to be funny. Do youknow why Leonardo DiCaprio's name is Leonardo DiCaprio
because of Leonardo da Vinci. Yeah, she was looking at the Mona Lisa
his mother, and he kicked.She was pregnant. He kicked inside of
(05:32):
her, And I'm gonna name myson Leonardo. He might as well just
be the same thing. I thinkhe answers the same thing. Switch a
rope switcher. We should play somedayartist switcher rooms like the famous artist,
and then we'll give you the opposite. I wonder, how will ya the
artist? Though I know Picasso thesame name Picasso. I love my mom
(05:57):
so much, but I really wishI didn't know what her downstairs region looked
like. I offered to take careof her and stay with her for two
days when she had a tummy tucksurgery, and I had to like and
see her pouches that were still likethese tubes. Anyway, I just wish.
I wish I didn't see what Isaw. Wish she didn't share that
(06:20):
with us. What a sweet daughter, though you scarred for life though,
I mean when it catch out myeyeballs after that, oh my, I
could not imagine do that for mymother or my father. Oh my goodness.
Broadcasting live across the world right now. This is the John Jay and
(06:42):
Rich radio program
The commercials are finally over, Let'sget back to John Jay and Ridge,
Colin Fudg, what are three thingswe need to know? We're really not
meant to hold in anger? Andsome women are now embodying their anger and
paying big money to scream and smashsticks in the woods until they can't move
their arms anymore. It's called arage ritual, and it's going to cost
(00:22):
about two to four thousand dollars forthis day's long retreat because I mean,
let's be honest, society kind ofdiscourages women from expressing rage. And these
rituals, these these days long eventsjust let you go for it and make
you go for it and force youto go for it. And they've said
to be extremely healing. Okay,let me, I just want to The
(00:42):
visually came in exactly what you're picturing. I'm like in the woods, you
know, backpack with my son,and I come across a whole bunch of
women around a bonfire, banging sticksinto the ground, dreaming, dreaming.
I think that i'd be some sortof witch ritual son run. I feel
like you can just do that withouthaving to pay two thousand to four thousand.
(01:02):
You can but the whole point islike society kind of discourages that,
so most people won't just go outinto the forest or the desert or wherever
and take a stick and just let'stry that. Let's try here on the
corner of Van Buren in forty fourthStreet. I'm ready for virtual right now.
Yeah, you are welcome to dothat anywhere. It's really about just
(01:23):
letting it out. Swiss Army Knife, you know, the little tool.
It's really useful. I mean itjust for a bunch of things. But
now that there's so many regulations onlike knife carrying and stuff like that,
sometimes it's hard to take it.Like you maybe not be able to take
it on the plane because the blade, So Swiss Army Knife is now making
the Swiss Army Knife without the knifeis just a spoon in the fork,
(01:45):
you know, a bottle opener andother of the little tools they have,
the little tiny scissors, and you'llbe able to carry these on the plane.
Of course, they'll still keep theoriginal version, but they'll also have
a bladeless version. This is amazingand I can't wait to see it.
Now that the met Gala has passed, it's time for the pet Gala.
So on Monday, May twentieth atthe Museum of the Dog in New York
(02:08):
City, the Pet Gala, asa tribute to the MET Gala, will
recreate all of the fashions from theMet Gala and put them on Little Doggy
the famous staircase photo shoot. Ohmy gosh, I wonder like which pets
they will put to certain celebrities,Like who's gonna be wearing the Nicki Minaj
(02:30):
flower dress, Who's gonna be wearingthe Tyler sand outfit? And will you
be offended if you're Nicki Minaj theyput you or a bulldog out there.
I know. I think they're gonnahave to be very carefully how they craft
it. But like I said,it's it's next Monday, and they're gonna
have the pictures all over the internet, so we'll be able to enjoy it
(02:51):
from a far And that's three thingsyou need to do. Earlier, I
was telling you about the talkback featureon the Ahear radiop You just tap the
microphone and you can leave us amessage. Here's what happens. Hey guys,
I'm listening to the radio and Ijust want to let you guys know
that I love you guys so much. I listen to you guys all the
time. I've actually listened to youguys since i lived in California and now
(03:12):
I'm in Arizona, living in Gilbert, So I'm excited to be listening now
here. And how it's so different. I love it. It's so sweet.
Hey, guys, good morning.This is Ron over at the uo
A Campus. I heard you alltalking earlier about Matilda and Missus Doutfire,
so I figured i'd send a shamelessplug your way. Come see Missus Doubtfire
(03:35):
the musical at the uo A CampusCentennial Hall, playing May twenty eighth through
June. Second, you'll laugh yourbutt pads off. That's awesome. So
I have a cat named Pocus,and we call her Pokey Pokey Oki.
But we also sing to her pinknipples because we had to shave her down
(03:58):
because she was getting makes and sojust around the house will go pink pink
nipples, nipples that are pink,and she seems to love it. Is
that stacy about you that she shavesme down? We have fun? Is
(04:26):
it just me? Or does anybodyelse think tobacco just sounds like your gargling
mouth wash. Do you speak wikie? I'm pretty sad. What are you
say? Mouthwash? My name isJamie and I'm listening to the podcast from
today's show. Earlier and during JohnJames game, she asked, or he
(04:48):
asked, Peyton, Lisa Rick kindlyanswered, you know Leonardo da Vinci and
said Leonardo DiCaprio. I really hopethat she was joking, because I know
she's smart. But miss this loveyour payton pa the mona, Lisa Rich,
(05:12):
I know you're chomping what he is? Who is it? Leonardo Divie
DiCaprio. Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio.He's good. I was definitely joking and
trying to be funny. Do youknow why Leonardo DiCaprio's name is Leonardo DiCaprio
because of Leonardo da Vinci. Yeah, she was looking at the Mona Lisa
his mother, and he kicked.She was pregnant. He kicked inside of
(05:32):
her, And I'm gonna name myson Leonardo. He might as well just
be the same thing. I thinkhe answers the same thing. Switch a
rope switcher. We should play somedayartist switcher rooms like the famous artist,
and then we'll give you the opposite. I wonder, how will ya the
artist? Though I know Picasso thesame name Picasso. I love my mom
(05:57):
so much, but I really wishI didn't know what her downstairs region looked
like. I offered to take careof her and stay with her for two
days when she had a tummy tucksurgery, and I had to like and
see her pouches that were still likethese tubes. Anyway, I just wish.
I wish I didn't see what Isaw. Wish she didn't share that
(06:20):
with us. What a sweet daughter, though you scarred for life though,
I mean when it catch out myeyeballs after that, oh my, I
could not imagine do that for mymother or my father. Oh my goodness.
Broadcasting live across the world right now. This is the John Jay and
(06:42):
Rich radio program
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