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(00:00):
You've got questions, and we havefour unqualified people to give you answers.
It's John Jaye Rich, John JayeRich charmon what do you wish you didn't
know about your mom? Good morning? Well, when I was younger,
my mom and dad had separated temporarilyand she would go over and visit him,
(00:20):
you know, every once in awhile. And then my dad passed
away. So we were going throughhis wallet and we found a picture of
my mother naked from head to toe, standing in front of his fish tank,
posing and I was like, ohmy god, I don't want to
see that, which means my momwas going over there for a booty call.
(00:43):
So it's not just I saw hernaked, but she was doing a
booty call right in front of It'smodified And then we take the picture and
we're like, mom, we foundsomething, and we handed her to the
picture and she's like, oh mygod, I can't believe he kept it
all this time, and I waslike, yeah, me cute. We
had to find it so beautiful.But think about that moment though, where
(01:06):
he's like, hey, babe,get in front of fish tank, and
it's like, think about the momentthough, like she's like, of course,
like I would do that an harpy. You want to you want a
photo shoot in front of the fishtank right now? Hell yeah, actual
print kid, that would be totallyokay. But he kept it. It's
like in his wallet. So hewas going, how about those fish?
(01:30):
How shocked are those fish? Thehell's going on? Think about looking cooking
at her? Finding her they wentand touched the butt? What about how
many times your dad was fumbling forhis credit card with his friends and that
picture fell out of his wall,Like, oh sorry, I didn't for
(01:52):
you guys to see that is nota naked woman. No, no,
it's a great fish tank. Shegotten away by fish tank. Oh my
goodness, fishtails more embarrassing. Thankyou, Charman, thanks for sharing that
story with us. Have a greatday, God bless so Mother's Day Sunday,
right and I was trying to thinkof a good Mother's Day song and
we hammered this out. Tell mewhat you think about this? Just little
(02:14):
practice. You wipped my cat,sung me lullabys to go beat me until
language read Mama through your cook stockAlisday song because you're my favorite mothery Mother's
(03:09):
Day Yesterday, at this time,you wanted to hear from you about what
do you wish you to know aboutyour mom? Right then, there's a
video that went viral of Sabrina Carpenter. Have you seen the video? So
she's on stage and she goes overthere talking to a girl on from the
stage she's leading the microfes. Sheput the micro with his girl's face and
ask her about being broken up withand heartbreak and stuff. And this is
(03:30):
what the girl says. I chosehim because he's only been your heart from
him, and I wanted to knowwhat happened. Well, my mom's up
with my boyfriend and she doesn't know, Like, hello, well, Peyton,
(03:52):
I don't know what I would doin that situation. I would be
like, what is going on here? Am I in a fever dream?
My mom sold my boyfriend and shedoesn't know, and my mom's standing right
next to her. Oh, Idon't know was her mom next to her?
I thought that she had said like, hi, blah blah Blah's mom.
Yeah, that's what I thought too. Can we hear it again him?
(04:15):
I saw the crisis only be herheartbroken and I was not happen Well,
my mom stuck with my boyfriend.And she doesn't. Really, I
would die. Yeah, what doyou wish she didn't know about your mom?
Her nickname I found out when Iwas in seventh grade was parking lot
(04:35):
Linda. What does that mean exceptsounds? So my mom was an alcoholic.
She was in the bi scenes.And when one Saturday she was supposed
to pick me and my best friendup from Rollo, we were out skating
and she never showed up, sowe roller skated down to the bar she
(04:58):
was at and trying to find her. Everybody was streaming words parking lot Linda,
parking lot Linda, and my bestfriend asked, well, what does
that mean? And they're like,go in the backyard, go in the
back of the building and you'll see. And she was in the parking lot
doing the humky dance with who randomstingers? You saw her with other men?
(05:28):
Did you roller skate around the carand see her in, like in
a back seat or something? Yes, we did, Actually my best friend
did. And I was like,I'm not going over there because I could
see stuff happening, and she mademy best friend run over and so then
she went in and we went backin, went back to the bar because
it's the only way we knew toget out of the backyard. And you
(05:50):
know I could just I remember ifpeople were just laughing and just saying,
good old parking lot Linden. Wow, I bet you she could really benefit
from the way most totally mortifying,Harriet. Can you imagine your mom?
(06:11):
Everybody everyone think about their mom andwow? So do you continue? Do
you ever call her parking lot Lindaevery time we got in a fight?
Yes? I did? What youmy room like a total shutdown though,
like when you said that was didyou win the argument? I did?
(06:34):
Honestly, I did always all thetime, and she would just walk out
of the room because what can yousay, like Chiles calling your nickname that
the bar seemed to give in toyou. I was mortified, never bost
my mind. Thank you for sharingthat start with us. We will never
(06:56):
forget it. Thanks for listening.Thank you. Mothersday. Yeah, if
that last segment offended you, Iam really really sorry. Please email our
management at your mom at iHeartRadio dotyour mom dot com. It's John Jay
and Rich. So Mother's Day Sunday. I've put together a little trivia game
(07:17):
for you guys, because it's Thursdaytoday. I Guess Thursday and a game
for you. Okay, Mother's DaySunday? Can you guess the celebrity mom
based on the names of their children? Be fun, Peyton, who's the
celebrity mom? Here are the kids, Maddox, pax Zahara, Shiloh,
(07:38):
Twins, Nach Leon and Vivian Marshaline. Oh my gosh, it's not Megan
Fox. No, it's not it'sthe other one. No, it's the
other one, Brad Pitt and AngelinaJolie Y. Yeah, that's it,
like not Megan Fox, but inthe same font. Kyle, can you
name the mom Blue, Ivy andtwins? Rumor and sir Yes, Rich
(08:05):
it's Roomy. Oh I have Rumor? Is Jimmy Moore, Rich, Emmy
Maribelle and Maximilian David Emily, RyanReynolds. People call him m and Max.
(08:26):
Oh, no, I got it. It's uh, It's it's Chilo,
Yes, Jennifer Lopez, Kyle LordIs, Rocko, David Mercy,
Twins, Esther and Stella. Yes, Kyle or Peyton. This is a
really hard one. So I'm gonnagive it to you North Saint Chicago and
Psalm. Yes, Okay, Kyle, So this is your way. Who's
(08:50):
the celebrity mom? Courtney Kim,Chloe, Robert Kendall, Kyle, Chris,
Christian Iconic Peyton's the celebrity mom?Apple and Moses, same font,
the same font as who, samefunt as before? Oh? The person
(09:13):
I said before? Megan Fox?Who's else in the same font as that?
Paltrow, She's the Dave Brad patRich. Who's the celebrity mom?
Egypt and Genesis? Those are coolnames. Egypt and Genesis. Uh,
Olivia Colpa, No, Peyton,I have no clue, Kyle, is
(09:37):
it Alicia? Yeah? That wasStrong Peyton. Who's the celebrity mom?
Prince George, Princess Charlotte and PrinceLouis, Princess Kate Middleton? Yes,
Kyle, who's the celebrity mom?Archie and little Bit? Meghan? Marc
Rich who's the celebrity mom? Culturewave CARDI B Yes, Wow, I'm
(10:03):
surprised you knew that one right.Anyway, that's my game? Yeahirsday and
a game for you, Melissa.What do you wish you didn't about?
Your mom? Listened Phoenix? Goodmorning, Thank good morning. So when
I was in middle school, Iskipped school and my mom didn't know about
(10:26):
it. And I heard her comein the front door, and I like
was nervous because I wasn't looking behome. So I went and kind of
hit a little bit. But thenall of a sudden, I heard a
man's voice and my mom was homeduring the middle of the day for a
little booty call and no, goahead, go ahead ahead. Uh yeah,
(10:54):
so I knew who it was.I heard the voice and it was
her bond and yeah, they andI sat in my closet the entire time
and heard the whole thing. Oh. I would run the possible grounding to
walk out so I wouldn't have tolike hear or witness. I would have
(11:16):
been like, Okay, I'm home, let me go to school. You
guys can Yeah, you continued towas mom married to your dad at the
time or mom was single? Momwas single? However he was married,
scandalous icy I thought that it didjust awesome, all right. Yeah,
(11:37):
And I was around him all thetime because I would go in and help
her at work too, So itwas you bet you wish you to know
that about your mom
You've got questions, and we havefour unqualified people to give you answers.
It's John Jaye Rich, John JayeRich charmon what do you wish you didn't
know about your mom? Good morning? Well, when I was younger,
my mom and dad had separated temporarilyand she would go over and visit him,
(00:20):
you know, every once in awhile. And then my dad passed
away. So we were going throughhis wallet and we found a picture of
my mother naked from head to toe, standing in front of his fish tank,
posing and I was like, ohmy god, I don't want to
see that, which means my momwas going over there for a booty call.
(00:43):
So it's not just I saw hernaked, but she was doing a
booty call right in front of It'smodified And then we take the picture and
we're like, mom, we foundsomething, and we handed her to the
picture and she's like, oh mygod, I can't believe he kept it
all this time, and I waslike, yeah, me cute. We
had to find it so beautiful.But think about that moment though, where
(01:06):
he's like, hey, babe,get in front of fish tank, and
it's like, think about the momentthough, like she's like, of course,
like I would do that an harpy. You want to you want a
photo shoot in front of the fishtank right now? Hell yeah, actual
print kid, that would be totallyokay. But he kept it. It's
like in his wallet. So hewas going, how about those fish?
(01:30):
How shocked are those fish? Thehell's going on? Think about looking cooking
at her? Finding her they wentand touched the butt? What about how
many times your dad was fumbling forhis credit card with his friends and that
picture fell out of his wall,Like, oh sorry, I didn't for
(01:52):
you guys to see that is nota naked woman. No, no,
it's a great fish tank. Shegotten away by fish tank. Oh my
goodness, fishtails more embarrassing. Thankyou, Charman, thanks for sharing that
story with us. Have a greatday, God bless so Mother's Day Sunday,
right and I was trying to thinkof a good Mother's Day song and
we hammered this out. Tell mewhat you think about this? Just little
(02:14):
practice. You wipped my cat,sung me lullabys to go beat me until
language read Mama through your cook stockAlisday song because you're my favorite mothery Mother's
(03:09):
Day Yesterday, at this time,you wanted to hear from you about what
do you wish you to know aboutyour mom? Right then, there's a
video that went viral of Sabrina Carpenter. Have you seen the video? So
she's on stage and she goes overthere talking to a girl on from the
stage she's leading the microfes. Sheput the micro with his girl's face and
ask her about being broken up withand heartbreak and stuff. And this is
(03:30):
what the girl says. I chosehim because he's only been your heart from
him, and I wanted to knowwhat happened. Well, my mom's up
with my boyfriend and she doesn't know, Like, hello, well, Peyton,
(03:52):
I don't know what I would doin that situation. I would be
like, what is going on here? Am I in a fever dream?
My mom sold my boyfriend and shedoesn't know, and my mom's standing right
next to her. Oh, Idon't know was her mom next to her?
I thought that she had said like, hi, blah blah Blah's mom.
Yeah, that's what I thought too. Can we hear it again him?
(04:15):
I saw the crisis only be herheartbroken and I was not happen Well,
my mom stuck with my boyfriend.And she doesn't. Really, I
would die. Yeah, what doyou wish she didn't know about your mom?
Her nickname I found out when Iwas in seventh grade was parking lot
(04:35):
Linda. What does that mean exceptsounds? So my mom was an alcoholic.
She was in the bi scenes.And when one Saturday she was supposed
to pick me and my best friendup from Rollo, we were out skating
and she never showed up, sowe roller skated down to the bar she
(04:58):
was at and trying to find her. Everybody was streaming words parking lot Linda,
parking lot Linda, and my bestfriend asked, well, what does
that mean? And they're like,go in the backyard, go in the
back of the building and you'll see. And she was in the parking lot
doing the humky dance with who randomstingers? You saw her with other men?
(05:28):
Did you roller skate around the carand see her in, like in
a back seat or something? Yes, we did, Actually my best friend
did. And I was like,I'm not going over there because I could
see stuff happening, and she mademy best friend run over and so then
she went in and we went backin, went back to the bar because
it's the only way we knew toget out of the backyard. And you
(05:50):
know I could just I remember ifpeople were just laughing and just saying,
good old parking lot Linden. Wow, I bet you she could really benefit
from the way most totally mortifying,Harriet. Can you imagine your mom?
(06:11):
Everybody everyone think about their mom andwow? So do you continue? Do
you ever call her parking lot Lindaevery time we got in a fight?
Yes? I did? What youmy room like a total shutdown though,
like when you said that was didyou win the argument? I did?
(06:34):
Honestly, I did always all thetime, and she would just walk out
of the room because what can yousay, like Chiles calling your nickname that
the bar seemed to give in toyou. I was mortified, never bost
my mind. Thank you for sharingthat start with us. We will never
(06:56):
forget it. Thanks for listening.Thank you. Mothersday. Yeah, if
that last segment offended you, Iam really really sorry. Please email our
management at your mom at iHeartRadio dotyour mom dot com. It's John Jay
and Rich. So Mother's Day Sunday. I've put together a little trivia game
(07:17):
for you guys, because it's Thursdaytoday. I Guess Thursday and a game
for you. Okay, Mother's DaySunday? Can you guess the celebrity mom
based on the names of their children? Be fun, Peyton, who's the
celebrity mom? Here are the kids, Maddox, pax Zahara, Shiloh,
(07:38):
Twins, Nach Leon and Vivian Marshaline. Oh my gosh, it's not Megan
Fox. No, it's not it'sthe other one. No, it's the
other one, Brad Pitt and AngelinaJolie Y. Yeah, that's it,
like not Megan Fox, but inthe same font. Kyle, can you
name the mom Blue, Ivy andtwins? Rumor and sir Yes, Rich
(08:05):
it's Roomy. Oh I have Rumor? Is Jimmy Moore, Rich, Emmy
Maribelle and Maximilian David Emily, RyanReynolds. People call him m and Max.
(08:26):
Oh, no, I got it. It's uh, It's it's Chilo,
Yes, Jennifer Lopez, Kyle LordIs, Rocko, David Mercy,
Twins, Esther and Stella. Yes, Kyle or Peyton. This is a
really hard one. So I'm gonnagive it to you North Saint Chicago and
Psalm. Yes, Okay, Kyle, So this is your way. Who's
(08:50):
the celebrity mom? Courtney Kim,Chloe, Robert Kendall, Kyle, Chris,
Christian Iconic Peyton's the celebrity mom?Apple and Moses, same font,
the same font as who, samefunt as before? Oh? The person
(09:13):
I said before? Megan Fox?Who's else in the same font as that?
Paltrow, She's the Dave Brad patRich. Who's the celebrity mom?
Egypt and Genesis? Those are coolnames. Egypt and Genesis. Uh,
Olivia Colpa, No, Peyton,I have no clue, Kyle, is
(09:37):
it Alicia? Yeah? That wasStrong Peyton. Who's the celebrity mom?
Prince George, Princess Charlotte and PrinceLouis, Princess Kate Middleton? Yes,
Kyle, who's the celebrity mom?Archie and little Bit? Meghan? Marc
Rich who's the celebrity mom? Culturewave CARDI B Yes, Wow, I'm
(10:03):
surprised you knew that one right.Anyway, that's my game? Yeahirsday and
a game for you, Melissa.What do you wish you didn't about?
Your mom? Listened Phoenix? Goodmorning, Thank good morning. So when
I was in middle school, Iskipped school and my mom didn't know about
(10:26):
it. And I heard her comein the front door, and I like
was nervous because I wasn't looking behome. So I went and kind of
hit a little bit. But thenall of a sudden, I heard a
man's voice and my mom was homeduring the middle of the day for a
little booty call and no, goahead, go ahead ahead. Uh yeah,
(10:54):
so I knew who it was.I heard the voice and it was
her bond and yeah, they andI sat in my closet the entire time
and heard the whole thing. Oh. I would run the possible grounding to
walk out so I wouldn't have tolike hear or witness. I would have
(11:16):
been like, Okay, I'm home, let me go to school. You
guys can Yeah, you continued towas mom married to your dad at the
time or mom was single? Momwas single? However he was married,
scandalous icy I thought that it didjust awesome, all right. Yeah,
(11:37):
And I was around him all thetime because I would go in and help
her at work too, So itwas you bet you wish you to know
that about your mom
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