Tanya Rad Has a Parking 'Spot' War Waging With Her New Neighbor

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Kilish birds of a feather. It is Seacrest with you.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Isn't it amazing if you have not had your coffee
and then you have it, and how the day just changes? Yes,
it is Mine was perfect this morning. Not tempted to
put almond milk in it, a regular milk or sweetener
or anything.

Speaker 1 (00:18):
Just you ever know.

Speaker 2 (00:20):
But as a as a young remember, as a young
DJ who had who had the awful task of me
get all our coffee.

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Me.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
I know Ryan Seacrest through his evolution.

Speaker 1 (00:32):
It wasn't just me.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Everyone's true, true, true, But I know you through the
evolution of your coffee order.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Because what was the best era?

Speaker 3 (00:41):
The best era was when you were in your Manuka
honey era, because he was like it was when he
was dating you know who, and he was like all
in his Machia era and we had to put like
Manuka honey in it and you.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Had to make it like.

Speaker 4 (00:57):
I'm terrifying you not get it right.

Speaker 1 (01:00):
That one was like the worst.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
The rest were very easy because it was like a
black coffee era.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
I learned about all that stuff through that person. In
that era, I would not even know about Minuca.

Speaker 3 (01:09):
They're like a splendistivia era.

Speaker 2 (01:12):
And I read about that you're a water snob like
all these things.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Yeah, yeah, you're sacretarius adjacent.

Speaker 1 (01:23):
Oh interesting, What does the sagittarius adjacent mean?

Speaker 3 (01:26):
They like morph into whoever they're dating, Like they take
on some of their things.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
From what are you?

Speaker 3 (01:31):
Or cancer?

Speaker 1 (01:32):
Cancer? Yeah, so what is it with you and you're
in cancers?

Speaker 2 (01:35):
What? What's the deal with cancers in their cars? Why
do cancers in their cars have to be such a battle?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Oh? What is it? I don't think it's just me?
What is what is happening? Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:44):
You want me to tell you what?

Speaker 3 (01:45):
This is?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Time? What is this all about? This is age?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:50):
I can't say a word. This is what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
In our twenties, we didn't care about stuff like this.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
But now and you're like, who's parking in front of
my house?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:59):
Who is that?

Speaker 3 (01:59):
You look through the window. They're parking in my parking spot.
It's like, that's my spot on our street? Like it
is is it the street or is it.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
It's the public street?

Speaker 3 (02:12):
But this is where I parked. I have been parking
my car every day there for the past three years
of my life. And it's on the border of my
house and our neighbor's house. So it's like it's not
in front of our house because someone.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Else now is parking in that spot and that in
that space of public street.

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Yes, And so then I got all a nostrils flare.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Ye.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
So upset by this that I then started parking in
front of my neighbor's house because I was.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Like, that's going to show him you move yourself over there.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
So then he came in front of my house.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
Because he's older than you are age.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
It's totally and now I'm in this battle with this
car that's next to me, and it's this neighbor, and
like we have this neighbor that just keeps rotating, like
I don't know if it's like a lease in this house, but.

Speaker 3 (03:02):
Like they just can't you park in front of your
house because I like to look outside the window and.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Not, well, just FYI I think if you go to
the handbook on this, you should most of probably park
in front of your own space, not clear the way
so you take you're actually ball hogging the street. No,
you want to clear gap in front of your bay window,
and you also want to park commediately close to your home.

Speaker 3 (03:28):
Yes, but I am technically still on my property with
just like a tail into there.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
This is so beautiful. This is actually.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
But he made a good point. This is the beginning
of all the complaining that's gonna come with age, because
I do it all the time. The complain because the
neighbor next door doesn't mow their lawn enough, what's taking
so long? Why are you walking on my law? All
the things that you get to complain about. This hurts.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I'm not a complainer. But like park spot, Oh, that's
this is a beautiful moment. Evolve, evolve into it, or
just look at your own car.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Oh, I've never seen your nostrils flare.

Speaker 1 (04:10):
That was fun.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
Like my dog likes to sit out there and like
watch the animals.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
You know what animals are running through your neighbor girls?
What kind of zoology is coming through the hood? There
is that a camel