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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I don't know if you've had a chance to check
out Weel a Fortune lately, but last night was kind
of fun. We gave away one hundred thousand dollars in
the bonus round again again again. It is so I
can't tell you how excited I get when I get
to look at the envelope and I see it before
the contestants sees it, and it says one hundred thousand dollars,
(00:21):
and here it is. I'd like to say hello to
Grandma watching it home, and the answer is local bakery.
That's it. I want to I want to sell you.
I want to sell you something.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Ryan.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
I's glad you win for it. Here's a hundred thousand dollars.
A yeah, his mom, his best friend were there. Mark.
Mark's like, let's go, big dog, and I jumped into
Mark's arms as you appropriately. I know, I can't help myself,
(01:02):
you can't. I cannot help but leap into people's arms
when something dig.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Like that, or catch them right right, right, right right.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
His total winnings last night we had a fortune one
hundred and twenty two thousand, three hundred dollars. Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Winning the lottery.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
That is the second time this week that we've given
over one hundred thousand dollars money, money, money time this week. Yes,
so good. We're gonna get the million. I know, I
area get the million one night, and I don't know
what I'm gonna do. I don't even know how to handle.
I don't even thought about I.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
An't even thought about the million.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Yeah, there was almost one. There was almost one, like
one of my first weeks. There will be a million
dollar winner. I promise you this, and I don't know
how we're gonna respond.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Wait, so there was one where they had the million
but they got the puzzle wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
Yeah, but it was so close to get the puzzle right,
like literally they have a million. I had a million
dollar and lope in my hand and I do it
and I knew it because I knew where it was
because the million dollars, and they got so close to
get the puzzle right, just missing.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Do you know where the million dollars is? Before every game?
Speaker 1 (02:04):
I can, I can, no, you ask, yeah, well if
I yeah, I can check. Oh god, it's a system
where I can check.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
Whenever I'm watching with Michael and they go to pick it,
he always thinks it's the million. He's like oh, the
triple stars. Yep, that's the one. That's the one.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
The apostrophe, yeah, oh, that's the one apostrophe? Is it?
One hundred thousand dollars? Okay, let's get to horsecopes.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Aries, So this is the Halloween candy that you are
based on your zodiac sign.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Great, got it, got it?
Speaker 3 (02:37):
Okay, Aries, You're a Snickers just like their ad. You're
not you when you're hungry, you can get very hungry.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
Taurus butterfinger. You like to channel you're inner, Bart Simpson.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Gemini twigs, because every Gemini has two personalities.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Cancer one hundred grand Bar, the class clown of the zodiac.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Leo, red candy apple and invented to be admired and
destined to be imitated.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Virgo kickatt. Virgo rules the house of Labor and the
daily grind.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Libra Reeses peanut butter cups. You are the ruler of partnership,
and there is no better partnership than peanut butter and chocolate.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Scorpio candy corn. Since Halloween is during Scorpio season, this
traditional candy is perfect for you.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Sagittarius, mister Goodbar, the eternal optimist of the zodiac.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Capricorn toothbrush, the strict Daddy planet, and the sterner symbol
than a or treat toothbrush.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
First of all, I did not create this list. This
is from I think it's from the New York posts.
Speaker 1 (03:39):
Like what is the strict Daddy Planet?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
The strict Daddy Planet.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
I almost fell out of my chair when I was
riding this up because I couldn't stop laughing that Capricorn
got a toothbrush. It's so on brand. I didn't make
it up.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
Where else?
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Send you the link? Okay, Aquarius Eminem's because they are
associated with innovation and cosmic exploration.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Pisces a crunch bar in the domain of Neptune, the
planet of poetry and music. Biting into a crunch bar
is like music to your mouth.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
We'll get a dental instrument. Everyone else gets candy, and.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Yours was the only one that too.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
By the way, who gets how toothbrushes? Trick or treating?
I don't even think of that.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
So smart.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
A lot of candy, a lot of sugar.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
You gotta get in there.