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January 21, 2025 6 mins

Charlamagne Tha God Gives Donkey Of The Day To 2 People Who Were Arrested For Impersonating Firefighters In Palisades Fire Area. Listen For More!

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
There's a bunch of donkeys street.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
That is Charlemagne.

Speaker 1 (00:04):
If we live a life where we fight our tongue
based off who we may have seen, we never was
saying anything else.

Speaker 3 (00:14):
On the Breakfast Club in the words of CHARLEMAGNEA god,
he's a donkey.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Oh man, Charlemagne, you've given donkey who now? Well? Busterhimes
donkey today for Tuesday, January twenty first goes to a
forty four year old woman named Jennifer Neil and thirty
one year old Dustin Neil. They are both from Oregon,
and according to the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department, they
were arrested for reportedly impersonating firefighters and using an illegitimate

(00:43):
fire truck in the Palisades Fire evacuation zone. I can't
make this kind of stuff up. Let's go to King
five Seattle for the report. Please.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
About twenty nine people have been arrested in Los Angeles
so far in connection to criminal activity related to the
ongoing fires. That includes two people from Oregon who tried
to drive into an evacuation zone while impersonating firefighters. Deputy
said Dustin Nell and Jennifer Nell claimed to represent Oregon's
Roaring River Fire Department, which doesn't even exist.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Deputies detend the individuals and question them. They have learned
that this individual have purchased the vehicle to an auction
and they had been indi era for about a couple
of days.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
The two even had firefighter gear, helmets, and radios. Dustin
Nell had prior convictions in Oregon for criminal mischief and arson.

Speaker 1 (01:41):
I was born in nineteen hundred and seventy eight, and
I remember dumbass slogans like fake it until you make it.
The reason I believe that's a dumb ass slogan is
simply because I don't believe in faking it ever. Okay, ladies,
this is why your man still doesn't know what he's
doing in the bedroom, because you keep faking it. But
at least there was an end goal. The end goal
was to make it. Okay. We live in a generation
now where you have a bunch of people just happy

(02:02):
to be faking it, and my forty six year old
brain will never understand that. Okay, the whole you turn
out to be what you pretend to be, not if
you don't actually work to be whatever it is you're
pretending to be. Okay, this era just likes pretending. This
era just likes faking. And I don't understand why, because
you all work very very very hard to pretend. You

(02:25):
all bust your ass to fake things. Dustin and Jennifer
didn't just lie and say they were firefighters. They went
and got all the gear in a whole fire truck.
I didn't know. They just had those things lying around
all right. They claim they work for the Roaring River
Fire Department in Oregon, but no such agency exists. This
is why a bunch of y'all sitting in prison right
now for fraudulent PPP loans. Okay, because you created companies

(02:48):
like Roaring Riverfire LLC and no such company existed. But people,
the time, the energy, the effort you all put into
pretending you can actually put into real work. Okay, This
is why I don't understand. This is what I don't understand.
We have brains, and in these brains we form ideas,
and then we work towards those ideas. We spend countless

(03:10):
hours working towards those ideas. Why is your brain whed
to put all this effort into pretending but not actually
doing real work. I'll tell you why. Because social media
has it to where all you have to do is
look the part. That's it. Folks get off on looking
like they're doing something as opposed to actually doing something,
and y'all pretending to do amazing things. Jennifer and Dustin

(03:35):
pretended to be firefighters in the Palisades in La They
showed up in a fake fire truck, talking about we're
here to save lives. If you're gonna impersonate a public servant,
aim a little lower next time. Okay, don't start as
a firefighter showing up to a catastrophe like the La Fias.
Be a fake mall cop of something. Okay, it's not

(03:55):
like being a rapper where you don't even have to
have talent anymore. You can just throw on some fake
jewelry whatever the latest rapper wardrobe is, put little in
front of your name, and whila. That's easy to impersonate,
but firefighters. Firefighters have a certain set of skills. They
have to running the burning buildings. Jennifer and Dustin wouldn't
be able to save you from a flaming her BATCHI girl,
there's too many humans, man, too many humans in the way,

(04:16):
too many humans in the way out here. Y'all are
here trying to be heroes in a fake fire truck
while the real heroes are busy risking their lives, trying
to save lives. And what would happen if you all
actually got into some action. Huh? You think you're gonna
out firefight the real firefighters. The real firefighters gonna see
something burning and know what to do with it. You

(04:37):
all gonna see something burning and say, nah, I'm just
playing pretending to be a firefighter during a tragedy like
the LA wildfires. That's like pretending to be a Dennist
with no teeth. Okay, Jennifer Dennis, you all have no tools,
no training, and no damn common sense. But what you
do have is charges for impersonating a firefighter and entering
an evacuation zone. Okay, the truck, which was purchased at

(04:59):
an auction was also in pounded sidebar. What's the point
of selling a fire truck the regular civilians? Okay? That
should be illegal. What else am I gonna do with
a fire truck after I buy it? Anyway? Please give
jess Their and Dustin Neil. Jennifer and Dustin Neil the
sweets out of the Hamiltons. You, Oh, the day, ye.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Oh the day ye.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
What was you gonna do once you got there? Though? Like,
once you get in there with the fake fire truck
and the fake fire gear, then what.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
Did they have the mask too for the smoke inhalation?

Speaker 1 (05:43):
I don't think it matters. Did they have water in
their holes? What was the point? What do you do
once you get there?

Speaker 3 (05:49):
I don't know, but the pictures for the grand But
it's funny that you said that because I've seen a
special on TV this weekend about people buying these fire
trucks and they it's a lucrative business. They actually rent
the mount for like kids having birthday parties, parades and
all types of kids activities. Makes where they rent out
these fake fire trucks that really don't work, and they
have the lights and everything like that, and the ladders

(06:11):
and all that.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
So that makes sense because I'm sitting there thinking why
would you even sell that in an auction? And one
of them people went to the fires in La though, no,
the fire is in La. I don't know what. You
didn't even start small, You went put a gusto like
you didn't even try to get a cat out of
a tree.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
Lord, have mercy all right, well, thank you for that.
Donkey Today.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
Donkey Today is sponsored by renowned personal injury attorney Michael
the Bull, Lamb and Soft. Don't be a donkey when
you need a fighter on your side. If you're ever injured,
go to Michael to Bull dot com. That's Michael the
Bull dot com. And when you mess with the Bull,
you get the horns. Wake that ass up in the morning.
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