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Speaker 1 (00:01):
I never heard them, dunkey other day say it again, Charla,
Yes you are that Charlotte Mane saying that's truth. Yes, Donkey.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Today for Monday, October fourteenth goes to Reginald Renolds and
Mia bagging Stoss. I'm sure I pronounced that name wrong,
but we can call her me a bag of dope.
They are thirty five and thirty seven years old.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Respectfully. They are from Portland, Oregon. And I don't know why.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
When I saw this story anyday, I thought to myself,
either I'm experiencing dejafu or I've done this story before.
But I figured out the issue. The issue is there's
this bag that people buy. In the bag says things
about drugs on it. This particular in this particular case,
Reginald and Mia had a bag that said definitely not
a bag full of drugs. That's what it's said on
the bag. Definitely not a bag full of drugs. Now
(00:52):
I was a police officer or any type of law
enforcement and there was a bag in your car that said,
definitely not a bag full of drugs.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Guess what bag? I'm going probably arch first.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Now, granted I wouldn't actually believe someone is stupid enough
to have a bag full of drugs in a bag
labeled bag full of drugs. But this is this is Earth, okay,
twenty twenty four. Whatever level of stupidity your brain can conceive,
there is a donkey on his planet who can achieve.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Let's go to ABC ten for the report.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Police Tony, We're looking into a story that seems hard
to believe. It claims a couple was arrested after officers
found drugs in a bag that had definitely not a
bag full of drugs printed.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
On it, and focus on it is true.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
The Portland Police Bureau in Oregon, look at this, posted
this picture on social media. They say they discover the
bag along with cash, a gun, and scales during a
traffic stop Tuesday. Inside the bag, you guessed it, they
found more than ten grams of fentanyl and mes.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
The couple was booked on drug charges along with unauthorized
use of a vehicle and possession of a stolen vehicle.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
See some of these donkeys be layered. Why would you
be riding dirty in a stolen car? Can you please
commit to one crime at a time? Do you simultaneously
have to be committing multiple fellow the offenses. And if
you're going to be in a stolen car where the
four taurus's ignition has been visibly tampered with, why would
you have baggies of drugs just visible in a stolen car?
Not to mention, you got this big brown canvas bag
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labeled definitely not a bag full of drugs. And in
that bag, and in that bag with seventy nine blue
fens and all pills three fake.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
What your mouth waters?
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Just that's crazy are you doing in Delaware?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Three fake oxy codon tablets and two hundred and thirty
grams of meth?
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Not to mention a loaded thirty eight.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I know I wrote a book called Getting on Us
to Die line, but damn okay, reginal Lema. You know
they probably was telling the officers like, look, officer, we'll
just practicing radical honesty. You know, transparency in crime is
a new movement. And that officer was like, thank you
for making my job easier. By the way, this transparency
and crime movement still comes with fifteen years of life. Now.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
I know what some of you might be thinking, it's Oregon.
Aren't drugs legal in Oregon?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Well, in twenty twenty, organ decriminalized the possession of small
amounts of hard drugs in an effort to readdirect city
funding from criminalization and toward treatment of substance use disort as.
The measure pass with higher levels of public support, that
faltered as overdose and homelessness rates rolls in the state
during the COVID nineteen pandemic when Rihanna makeup became widely available.
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But in September, the state recriminalized drug possession.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
So the moral of the story is all of this
was illegal. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
There's absolutely no right way to do the wrong thing,
even in Oregon, and everything Reginald and Mia did.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Was completely wrong. Okay.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Reginald and Mia might be the first criminals in the
history of crime who actually labeled the evidence for the police.
And I know they thought labeling it not a bag
full of drugs would throw people off, like there is
no way folks would think they were that dumb.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
But it's not about what we think.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
It's about what you know about yourself, Reginald and Mia, Okay,
you had to know that you are indeed that dumb.
Please give Reginald Reynolds and mea baggings, the sweet sounds
and the hamiltones.
Speaker 5 (04:11):
You oh oh, they.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
That is ridiculous. I a question that's like Lauren wearing
a T shirt that says definitely not single, like you.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
Wearing a T shirt saying definitely healed because.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
It's a journey.
Speaker 5 (04:40):
Is yes.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Okay, girls, okay, what is your question? And portchit and
guess who's me?
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I love to be porsch I'm going to just helped them.
Thank you very much, girl.
Speaker 6 (04:54):
But everybody knows that the real like the comebacks is ny.
It's the house that you need leaks built. But anyway,
my question before I was rudely interrupted, is this not
entrapment though?
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Because why would you be allowed.
Speaker 6 (05:08):
To sell a bag that says definitely not drugs knowing
that someone might put drugs in it because they think
it's like funny or something.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Because there's this thing called satire, and so whoever made
that bag was just making it, probably just to be funny,
and they knew that, you know, people would walk around
with the bugs just like up the bag is like
a fashion statement, but they didn't think they'd actually put
drugs inside of it.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
You got a burket? What is this on your burken?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
Not?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Fake?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:28):
Fake?
Speaker 6 (05:28):
Like this birken shout out to Saturday Saturdays. You fake
like this burken but that that has nothing. I hate
this place. I was that was a whole tree. You
over there playing the day baby in the soil.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Right, guys, alright, don't worry. I got a new Bob
and I got so I'm ready when we come back.
I'm armored by the Bob today. Don't play with me.
Young Droe and t I will be joining us. We're
gonna talk to t I and Young Droe when we
come back.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
I hate this place.
Speaker 4 (05:58):
Define not a nice person.
Speaker 2 (06:00):
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