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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
The pool Why does the Sunshine States consistently produce such
strange names? I a whizzard legend. It is just one
of the many wacky news stories out of Florida.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
On the Breakfast Club, Yes Donkey Today for Thursday, January ninth,
goes to a sixty year old substitute teacher named Gail Wessel. Now,
Gail was a substitute teacher for some elementary school kids
at Park Avenue Private School in Lake Wales, Florida. What
did John Kashalla always tell you about the great state
of Florida?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Say it with me.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and
all of Florida, and today is no exception. We was
just having this conversation yesterday about the parenthal paranoia we
all feel when we send our kids out into the world.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Okay, we are sending them.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
The school every day with the hope that the teachers
and administration of the school they are attending treat our
kids like their own.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
What a gamble that is? Okay. Now, I get on
this radio all the time and tell you that every
day of our lives.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
We are trying to avoid crazy. Okay, how do we know?
We not dropping our children off to the crazy though.
That's why parental paranoia, the anxiety that you feel as
a parent, is such a real thing. And this story
with Gail Wessel is absolutely not going to do anything
to make you a parental paranoia feel better because see,
Gail exposed some of these elementary school kids to something
(01:27):
Dan got no business seeing, and that's something is hurt naked.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
Let's go to CBS ten Tampa for the report.
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Police substitute teacher in Lake Wales is facing church as
it gets to showing students' explicit photos of herself. This
happened in November at Park Avenue Private School, but police
have now found and arrested her. They say she tried
to delete the photos while detectives were speaking with her,
but later admitted to showing them to the elementary school kids. Investigators,
they're asking you to come forward if you know anything
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about this case.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Lock her up, Lock her up.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
These are miners, elementary school kids. I know we live
in a world where they see worse on social media.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
But that's what discovery is all about.
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Okay, little kids being curious and seeking out nude photos
on their own is completely different than a big, grown
ass woman showing them nude photos of herself. Not to mention,
Gail is not attractive. Okay, somebody, print me out a
picture of Gail. You want to see what Gail looks like. Yeah, hold,
let me show y'all what Gail looked like.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Real quick. I meant to print out a picture. This
is Gail, y'all.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Okay, all right, Now, Gail looks like her memoir would
be titled twelve years of meth head.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Well, she's sixty, so actually probably forty years.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Okay, Look, Gail is sixty, but she looks like she
just turned dead. Okay, and she looks like she's been
dead for a couple of weeks. What I'm trying to
say is the woman is aging like milk. There is
no reason for her to be showing her spoiled ass.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
It is the kids, Okay.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
It's wrong period to be exposing mine as the nude
pictures of yourself as a teacher, but the delusion to
think you are even show off worthy Okay, and I'm
gonna tell you all right, you are corrupting these kids
in ways you may not understand because I'm gonna tell
you something that a lot of men don't talk about, well,
at least I've never heard it discuss publicly. And that
is the first time we ever laid eyes on a
neked woman. That is a very pivotal and important point
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in a man's life. Okay, every man remembers the first
time we saw a woman in the nude, doesn't matter
if it was in real life or a porno or
a Pinhouse magazine or Playboy. See, y'all generation got it easy. Okay,
we would have to sneak a peak of someone's Playboy,
a Pinhouse magazine. Nowadays you can just go on porn Hub. Hell,
you can just go on X. This generation will never know.
I understand what it feels like to just stumble a
(03:29):
pun somebody's pawn stash.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
Oh, the nineteen hundreds was a time your uncle, your
big brother, your dad, your granddad. You're just in their
room looking for something else and discover a Nudi magazine.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
What's you talking about? Okay? A Nudi magazine filled with
the harriets A goodness.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Okay, I remember when I got my hands on a
Pinhouse and I put it in my traffic keeper, and
we would gather around that traffic keeper often and look
at those vintage eighties bodies. Every man remembers the first
nude woman they saw, envy.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Do you remember the first new woman? Yep, talk.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I don't know if it was HBO Showtime, but back
in the day at night HBO and Showtime used to
have them sex scene.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Paul Key's Revenge of Man. What you're talking about?
Speaker 2 (04:09):
All cable like back in the day, cable like the
High the High channels used to have nothing but poring
on all day. So if you put if you like,
go up and down fast five thirty six, you get
to see it clear red.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Do you remember the first girl woman you ever sat? Right?
You have the same cable had it so growing up.
And then my uncle had a stash. He had like
a stash of like fifteen Playboy books. Come on now
in the bathroom I knew exactly was that. I never
forget it. Come on now, I'll never forget it. Why
am I bringing this up?
Speaker 3 (04:36):
Because Gail Whissel is not the firstnicked woman any young
man should be exposed to. Okay, seeing the woman like
Gail naked could easily turn a young man gay.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Nothing wrong being gay. Okay.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
By the way, I'm just simply saying we don't need
this in the classroom. Governor DeSantis signed the Don't Say
Gay Bill. The losses public school teachers may not instruct
on sexual orientation or gender identity in grades kindergarten through
third grade. I am saying that someone like Gail has
found a way around that because she knows if she
shows young men her nudes, they would never want to
touch a woman.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Okay, I'm looking at her mugshot. Look at her mugshot
once again, yo, just look, just look. Come on, man,
all I can think to myself.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
On top of her other charges, showing obscene material to
minus is one of her charges, she also needs to
be charged.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
With a hate crime. Okay. She looks like an old
Republican senator.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
All right, just close your eyes and imagine a moose
knuckle covered in plain, non fat yoga.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
That's how Gail looks.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
And I personally think because of Florida's don't Say Gay laws,
Gail was planted in that classroom and exposed those disgusting
news to those kids so she can.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Make those young men not want women. Her name is
Gail and you can't spell Gail without gay and can't.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
None of y'all tell me I'm wrong because Facebook doesn't
do fact checking anymore. So my conspiracy theory going fi.
But seriously, what Gail did is disgusting and very perverted,
and this is why more and more parents are choosing
the homeschool their kids. Please let Kathy Griffin give Gail
Wessel the biggest.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
He Please give this giant jar male the biggest he haw.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
Oh my god, that's Michael rappaport man.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
Look at this. It's a different shot. Would herd with
short hair?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Could you imagine seeing that naked for the first time?
You might not never want to touch it a naked
person that did not just say that. I'm just saying
it again.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That picture looks even worse. I'm trying to tell you
Jesus not real. That's not real. This thing as only
Man's dot Com, right. I know.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I have no idea, just not something I've searched before,
and I wouldn't want that in my search.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
But now he said that says only Man's dot Com
is coming soon.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Really well, our producer Mac says that there's some pictures
of Caitlyn Jenna posing on onlymn's dot com.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
And that's what this monk shall look like. So he
must got something that we don't know a right back,
got man, you got something new on this stick? All right?
All right, well thank you for that. Donkey of the Day.
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Speaker 1 (07:27):
Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club